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THE ONE THING (Critical Role)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ธ.ค. 2017
  • to celebrate the beginning of a new campaign, have some nonsense.
    Audio is from John Mulaney's "New In Town", made by criticalrolo.tumblr.com.

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  • @SnarkyRogue
    @SnarkyRogue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "You know, like a liar." Gets me every time.

  • @kadishevdox
    @kadishevdox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “And then I woke up at home!!”
    Such an awesome transition.....hilarious....lol

  • @mythomagic1771
    @mythomagic1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Vesper Elaina de Rolo's father smashed that bottle and yelled "SCATTER"

  • @cinderfell
    @cinderfell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT PERCY BEING THE GUY WHO GREW UP TO HAVE A KID AND PIKE AS THE THIEF

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But Pike with the saw though...

    • @JessiD618
      @JessiD618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought that was Scanland... Sandlyn... Scan... screw it... Sam's character... I don't know critical role that well.

    • @luckycat624
      @luckycat624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JessiD618 got it right the first time lol

    • @luckycat624
      @luckycat624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JessiD618 well minus the d

    • @dantevalehuntik28
      @dantevalehuntik28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Azure the Lucario trickfoot indeed lol

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Honestly scanlan’s actions do not surprise me because literally in the beginning of the first campaign he did it in someone’s bed and HID IT

  • @erictappan3906
    @erictappan3906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Cripes. Pike is *perfect* for that last scene. Seriously improved my night, thanks for the laugh.

    • @shoylerk9973
      @shoylerk9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's because she's a monstah

  • @temporalanomaly4914
    @temporalanomaly4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    2:55 is the single best art piece this fandom has ever produced

  • @creamtaffy210
    @creamtaffy210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Pike's innocent smile when Vax looked in was just perfect.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “The saviors of the continent are drunk and rousing rabble, again. Go get Alura.”

  • @feyblue4239
    @feyblue4239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Go get Allura" I SCREAMED

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fare Well When the most powerful people on the continent are drunk and rousing rabble, again, who are you gonna call besides Alura?

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thevoidlookspretty7079 She's the only one who can keep them in line.

  • @thenosieyartist6924
    @thenosieyartist6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "My friend john" WAIT SALT AND PEPPER DINNER JOHN?!

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Nosey Artist Oh my gosh I hope so. I want John to be part of the John Mulaney mythos.

    • @WeeG860
      @WeeG860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, he confirmed, same John

  • @Goombalove3000
    @Goombalove3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Surely when percy yells 'SCATTER' it should be 'JENGA'?

    • @xxphantomboomxx244
      @xxphantomboomxx244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Goombalove3000 sir/ma'am/other, you are a godsent

    • @ImJustMikayla
      @ImJustMikayla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No, because 'JENGA' means "OMG Vax screwed up again let's go save him" and 'SCATTER' means "EVERYONE GTFO NOW!"

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Super Jenga

    • @richardwarnercool1
      @richardwarnercool1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A Very Fancy Skull REVERSE JENGA!

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reverse Jenga? Haven't heard that one yet, does it come up later in the first campaign? Only heard Jenga and super Jenga so far

  • @isaacsimons9882
    @isaacsimons9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sooooo good but amazing little detail at 2:48 with Percys baby having dark hair and pointy ears

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    only thing that could possibly have made this better is if it had been Nott instead of Pike
    but, of course, this is Vox so Pike is perfect because she looks all light and innocent and inside is a MONSTAH
    also the fact that not only did a real life person shit on a thing
    but that there is a character ready and waiting to fulfill that role right here

    • @braken63
      @braken63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pike comes from a line of thieves.

  • @Mooncalfproductions
    @Mooncalfproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is one of those videos I keep comming back to GOD I love it so much! Every time Percy does something... Percy... All I can think is "He is a father now. This man has a BABY!"

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:20 This is where the whole idea came from, isn't it.

  • @cryptidcorvid
    @cryptidcorvid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    at the beginning i was like, hmm i would have imagined the characters in different roles, but by the end i was/am convinced that that's perfect. this was epic!

  • @BornAScout
    @BornAScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Vax is 100% telling this story to the Raven Queen and her various companions 😂😂

  • @Sapling4Life
    @Sapling4Life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    No one expects the gnome.

  • @TheKoalaTTV
    @TheKoalaTTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Of course Percy would be John in this story

    • @natdawson5741
      @natdawson5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm 100% sure he would also pull the Salt N Pepper diner stunt as well

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All the roles are perfect. Vax as the guy telling the story, Scanlan shitting on the computer, Grog breaking the pool table, Pike as the thief/civil war doctor, Keyleth as the person who warns everyone that the police are there... it's brilliant.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I’m willing to bet money this was made JUST because shitting on something was mentioned :P

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    it is as if they were meant for one another...... VM and the story, that is.

  • @EvilPaladin11
    @EvilPaladin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That dude stealing all of those antique photos is grade A pure distilled Chaotic Evil!!

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:18 that face sells it even further

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    of course, PIKE WOULD BE ALEX!

  • @woodslore8537
    @woodslore8537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Alex is twisted. I don't know whether to gasp or offer applause.

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenosieyartist6924 Then make a mental note never to invite him to your house.

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@18Hongo haha! I dont have antic pictures

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thenosieyartist6924 I'd still be wary... if he can't find antique pictures, he might get creative...

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's the one thing you can't replace.
    Holy shit he's right.

  • @perigrin6
    @perigrin6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I absolutely love this John Mulaney bit. Coupled with the characters from Critical Role, it is heavenly!

    • @perigrin6
      @perigrin6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just now, I was watching watching John Mulaney, with my brother, who's never seen Mulaney, and has just started watching critical role. As this joke was starting, I told him there was a Vox Machina fan made animation following the joke. Immediately after the story ends, I get a notification on my phone, for this comment I left more than a month ago. This is the most ridiculous series of coincidences of my life

  • @gallifreyansoldier4265
    @gallifreyansoldier4265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The expressions are all so fucking beautiful

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:52 this is my favorite image, it looks like Vax is having some sort of reaction that's so strong he's completely forgotten about his drink

  • @natdawson5741
    @natdawson5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm absolutely howling, this is the best and most in character thing I've ever seen holy shiiiit

  • @gnhpinn
    @gnhpinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The best bit is that this is 100% something Vox Machina would do

  • @alexjgilpin
    @alexjgilpin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    10/10 mashup

  • @traceridge8546
    @traceridge8546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    All the roles were fuckin' perfect

  • @loligooshimai
    @loligooshimai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    ....BLESS.

  • @katie6325
    @katie6325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    PIKE

  • @wrensey_YT
    @wrensey_YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    MONSTAH

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love this so much! Now I can't help but imagine how Vox Machina would match up to the Salt & Pepper Diner story!
    (I imagine Kern the Hammer as the angry dad and Victor as one of the homeless schizophrenics.)

    • @docnevyn5814
      @docnevyn5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scanlan would perform and Grog and Vax would keep everyone off him. It would be worse because it would only be a few bars of "It's not unusual" before he went straight back into "What's new pussycat"

    • @chechema1010
      @chechema1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could imagine this as the Mighty Nein hijink. Esp. Jester.

  • @LadyOfSummer
    @LadyOfSummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    im crying thank you so much

  • @chloem4979
    @chloem4979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is fucking incredible oh my god well done

    • @chloem4979
      @chloem4979 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH MY GOD WAIT PIKE?? I LOVE IT

  • @sirdroolsalot12
    @sirdroolsalot12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Serenrae will remember this'

  • @OtakuBakaNeko
    @OtakuBakaNeko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I did not expect to enjoy this video as much as I did. XD

  • @chaosxenkon
    @chaosxenkon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    OH SHIT WHY IS IT PIKE???? i love this

    • @briennabelle888
      @briennabelle888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      chaosxenkon because she's part of the Trickfoot family 😂😂😂

  • @FlameExecutioner
    @FlameExecutioner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This feeds my deep dark soul.

  • @teacuppuck
    @teacuppuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that Scanlan was the guy that pooped on the computer because he did something like that in episode 7?

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCANLAN SURPRISE!

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scanlan shat multiple beds over the course of that campaign.

  • @Lucas-rz3vl
    @Lucas-rz3vl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing, I loved this, it was all too perfect a fit!

  • @games4gays101
    @games4gays101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I've watched this about 8 times now but I honestly can't stop like seeing Percy the Father smash a fucking bottle with red eyes and yell 'scatter' is one of the funniest fucking things ever I am so grateful for this video

  • @blackh9604
    @blackh9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooo! You are awesome for making this. Your art is fantastic as well!

  • @hansolobutimdead
    @hansolobutimdead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Is vax telling this story in the afterlife?

    • @talkinghills7524
      @talkinghills7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's in the realm of possibility.

    • @3amcritter447
      @3amcritter447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you think you're hearing it Han?

    • @Damian-Hia
      @Damian-Hia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he’s probably telling this to molly

    • @carmenblankespoor1905
      @carmenblankespoor1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      would probably amuse both the Raven queen and Molly

  • @Logan-tinyplanetss
    @Logan-tinyplanetss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THIS IS WONDERFUL THANKS SO MUCH

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vax: Why? Why do you do this?
    Pike: Because we're all just a bit fucked up.

  • @gallifreyansoldier4265
    @gallifreyansoldier4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all the characters' expressions! They just crack me up! I think my favorite transition is the "I thought 'I have never climbed a fence *that* high before' and then I woke up and home"

  • @lenore-bw6qz
    @lenore-bw6qz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so beautiful thank you so much for creating this PERFECTION!!!

  • @GrennGronn
    @GrennGronn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *slow clapping* respect

  • @doxy2461
    @doxy2461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my favorite comedy bit ever. I love this.

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was glorious.

  • @ReginaCordium722
    @ReginaCordium722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Claire I need you to know I still think abt this regularly

  • @bluefan898
    @bluefan898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing is Percy has done time.

  • @mikeharris6429
    @mikeharris6429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is glorious!

  • @bucket8906
    @bucket8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best thing ever

  • @niris7gaming
    @niris7gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Amazing!

  • @dantevalehuntik28
    @dantevalehuntik28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favourite videos on the internet. And that includes the actual cr videos

    • @dantevalehuntik28
      @dantevalehuntik28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also. That frame of Percy smashing that bottle is absolutely amazingly drawn and dynamic for a still image

  • @gyrrakavian
    @gyrrakavian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Because it's the one thing you can't replace."
    Now _that_ is fucking devious!

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Having lost all my family mementos (not to a party), I can confirm. Hilarious!

  • @fusel5883
    @fusel5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dear Sir or Mamdam, I just want to express my never dying graditute towoards you.

  • @helgajay3251
    @helgajay3251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing I have ever seen

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my friends was already getting nervous at the "I want to show you something" being led into the bedroom part. The sideroom to the bedroom didn't help. When he heard what was in there and the reason for it being there he shouted "This sounds like something a serial killer would do!"

  • @kellenrist3973
    @kellenrist3973 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    At first I was hesitant, because usually crossing such different ideas usually doesn't work too well. BUT THIS. THIS WAS BRILLIANT.

  • @JDog39617
    @JDog39617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a trickfoot

  • @MrZeuz34
    @MrZeuz34 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen at least 5 different versions of this story and I still love seeing it

  • @Taikofan04
    @Taikofan04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need more of these things

  • @brendanshaw7401
    @brendanshaw7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I genuinely hoped grog would've been John in this story

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

  • @endellyonheiner3182
    @endellyonheiner3182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for this video I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my entire life

  • @YippyZippyZingZing
    @YippyZippyZingZing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This maybe the funniest thing I have EVER seen ... oh, Pike with a dark side YES!!

  • @joweasly0909
    @joweasly0909 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s really funny I watched this for the first time before I finished campaign one and this is how I found out percy and vex got together

  • @Bokmoh
    @Bokmoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was gonna subscribe. Then I saw you had exactly 420 subscriptions. I cannot sin.

  • @siveret23
    @siveret23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do you spice?

  • @codebracker
    @codebracker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the Night in the woods version first, so I can't unsee Germ stealing the photos

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20 OF COURSE IT WAS SCANLAN I LOVE THIS

  • @grimdarkAngel
    @grimdarkAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best version of "the one thing"

  • @laughingskull4362
    @laughingskull4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This fits too well

  • @jkbscopes1233
    @jkbscopes1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    every fandom has an animaton for this

  • @aZevonFan
    @aZevonFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant! especially Pike!!!!

  • @MikeDollar
    @MikeDollar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sweeeeeet!!!! Hear are two of my favorite things!!!

  • @dnf-dead
    @dnf-dead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grog and the pool table..😅🤣😂

  • @zedfox7880
    @zedfox7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite

  • @these2kings0305
    @these2kings0305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice John Mulany bit.

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I hear this I always get uncomfortable at the "because it's the one thing you can't replace" line. Like fuck that is powerful and frightening and I hope I never meet this person at a party 'cause he scares me

  • @brentdoucet1830
    @brentdoucet1830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm dying! that was hilarious XD

  • @asantaimeep
    @asantaimeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Vax's eyeshadow

  • @stateofhibernation
    @stateofhibernation 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best version I've seen lol

  • @featherflame1962
    @featherflame1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit.

  • @beefrd
    @beefrd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am SOBBING laughing at this

  • @LveDanda
    @LveDanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is fucking gold 💖😆

  • @SkCndy128
    @SkCndy128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the story and i love this mad respect

  • @aleksanderk6765
    @aleksanderk6765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    great stuff!

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    it somehow became so much better with Vax Machina replacing the normal characters of this story

  • @ellement112x
    @ellement112x 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg amazing

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:54 I am now dead, please send Revivify