hello everyone um i didn’t expect this to get 10k+ views this is THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!! all jokes aside, i truly appreciate the support, and sorry about the bad audio quality uwu!!!!
"Ya see tha guy aimin that gun atcha! But then, ya gotta take the cola, breathe in real careful-like to build your glowy-sun-energy, and BLAST 'im with the bottle cap! WHAM! Threw him off balance! Then NIGERUNDAYO outta there!"
whole thing is amazing, but i genuinely laughed out loud when we got to seven year old jotaro fending off a mugger. thank you for this, what a blessing
No but seriously the secondary location thing is true. Once they get you there, your already low escape/survival rate decreases every minute. Just don't let them take you to the second location. Leave as much evidence and DNA behind everywhere along the way in hopes of the police investigating it, especially in the vehicle they use.
this is so 2007, i remember watching this sorta thing all the time lol, Dane cook skits but with anime characters. The good ol' days before the fire nation attacked
I just realized one of the reasons why Jotaro could have gotten married is he accidentally got his girlfriend at the the time pregnant. We know by the time of diu Joleyn was about seven or eight and Jotaro was twenty eight so he either got married at twenty or twenty one meaning he could gotten his girlfriend at the time pregnant (possibly by accident) and then married her.
You deserve so many more subscribers, likes, views, comments, etc. for this. People don’t understand the effort that goes into these funny videos that they’re just blindly watching. Very well done, love the realism style and keep doing what you’re doing. Love it so much
This made my day!! Thank you all for the kind words, this is just a side hobby so I don’t check my channel very often, but I really appreciate these encouraging comments!!!
This is pretty funny, honestly. Both John Mulaney's comedy bit, as well as the accompanying animation. Though, if you get kidnapped and thrown into a trunk, busting out the taillight is actually a good tip to know.
I was hoping Young Josuke would just be like a kid and some kidnapper comes after Him, then just Crazy Diamond fucking appears and and beats the shit out of the guy. Only josuke can see it everyone else around sees this guy fly into the air and get pummeled
can i ask what program you used to make this? (audio and visual???????) because it is really good!! (and ive got no idea how do do stuff like this oops)
hello everyone um i didn’t expect this to get 10k+ views this is THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!! all jokes aside, i truly appreciate the support, and sorry about the bad audio quality uwu!!!!
its nothing too bad. i just have to turn my volume to 30
Well, now you’re almost at 100k
Who wants to bet Joseph learned this from speedwagon
Remy whistlepunk nah nah nah sister it's grandma erina
@@fuyuko4273 oh ABSOLUTELY. You're right. I had the wrong feral grandparent.
@@whistlepunkz They both taught him this
@@fuyuko4273 she did teach me this.
@Joseph Joestar Did speedweed teach you some too?
The "STREET SMARTS" thing was exactly young Joseph
Guido Mista throw metal ball things at em, that’ll throw him off his rhythm
I’ll write that down United States 23rd President, Funny Valentine
If a vampire attacks you, you just need to pull out the tommy gun you have on you at all times and start firing, that’ll throw them off their rhythm
"Ya take the money clip, and you throw it, and NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOO In de opposite direction"
"Ya see tha guy aimin that gun atcha! But then, ya gotta take the cola, breathe in real careful-like to build your glowy-sun-energy, and BLAST 'im with the bottle cap! WHAM! Threw him off balance! Then NIGERUNDAYO outta there!"
When you realize there’s a good chance Polnareff might actually have been a guest at Jotaro’s wedding.
>went on a trip w u to save ur mom
>almost died
>lost three friends
>didn't get invited to ur wedding
@fuyuko
> lost all contact for years after a trip to Italy
> Your supposed friend never came looking for you :(
Graatand
>lost all contact when he fell off a cliff and became crippled
>Die and get reincarnated into a turtle.
>Feels bad man.
>Cries quietly after hearing an audible “Muda Muda Muda”
We all know John Mulaney is just Kakyoin
I guess i replaced the one thing that couldn't be replaced
John is Jotaro, but John is Kakyoin
@@marshmallowallen5677 i see what u did there
Marshmallow Allen *BWAH BWAH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT*
Jotaro: *Throws Child Support On Ground And Leaves Family While He Still Has The Chance*
STREET SMARTS!
Dont kick like a little baby, do the wamuu backbend kick
Riley Draws no champion gundyr
If that doesn't work do the Eisidisi boiling blood trick
@@crimson8867 do Esidisi crying trick
Just, never do the thunder cross split attack if you don't have the momentum to pull it off.
All of the kids who got these lessons are dead.
FeelsBadMan
John Mulaney is the only survivor, so he spreads the word to get other kids to do the same thing.
Yeah. It was weird seeing one do the kicking thing against me who had a gun
All of us will be dead, so yes, mr manga spoiler fucker
Yes but not from being kidnapped that’s for sure.
THE MOMENT KAKYOIN SHOWED UP I CRIED FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON
he didn't come back from the secondary location :(
ふゆこ *NOW I'M CRYING FOR M O S T L Y ONE REASON*
*Im right here, in peace*
『Kakyoin is a gamer 』 Ah, of course, gaymers don't die, they respawn
Jaime Doodles *Gaymers Respawn like in Minecraft*
whole thing is amazing, but i genuinely laughed out loud when we got to seven year old jotaro fending off a mugger. thank you for this, what a blessing
Rosencrantz I’ll never get over that 7-year old Jotaro did indeed fend off a mugger/pedophile in the show.
Yeet that money,
and don't look back honey.
Punch out the lights,
wave on the right.
When you become a child,
kick in the air really wild.
The 5th dislike was Mista because he didn't want it to be 4 dislikes
Nah, this helped me be Giorno’s bodyguard
40 likes.
NAH NAH NAH SISTER!
man when jotaro said that to polnareff i really felt that
1:10 Joseph Joestar passing down the secret Joestar technique (1975 Colorized)
Why does Jotaro sound like Kakyoin?!
lil baby jotaro is so cute
This goes too well with JoJo, it’s like they were meant for each other
well there goes my sides. i legit couldnt breath watching this i was laughing so hard
I used hamon to launch a soda bottle cap at the cop's finger, thus throwing him off his rhythm
No but seriously the secondary location thing is true. Once they get you there, your already low escape/survival rate decreases every minute. Just don't let them take you to the second location. Leave as much evidence and DNA behind everywhere along the way in hopes of the police investigating it, especially in the vehicle they use.
this is so 2007, i remember watching this sorta thing all the time lol, Dane cook skits but with anime characters. The good ol' days before the fire nation attacked
those are actually legitimate survival tips and i hate it
13 year old Pannacotta Fugo: * writes down the part about the phonebook *
I just realized one of the reasons why Jotaro could have gotten married is he accidentally got his girlfriend at the the time pregnant. We know by the time of diu Joleyn was about seven or eight and Jotaro was twenty eight so he either got married at twenty or twenty one meaning he could gotten his girlfriend at the time pregnant (possibly by accident) and then married her.
I just can't imagine Jotaro with any woman, ever
This is all canon and you can't tell me otherwise, including the 7 year old Jotaro news story
Why are all the JoJo animatic clips I've seen either John Mulaney or Kevin Hart. . .
Better question, *are those two comedians secretly Stand users?*
Stand Master: John Mulaney
Stand Name: What's New Pussycat
Omg I didn't know I could laugh so hard this is amazing and the art is perfect
Meanwhile in Brazil...
Robber: give me all your shit
Me after watching Street Smarts: * Throw the money * GO GET IT
*Get shot*
You deserve so many more subscribers, likes, views, comments, etc. for this. People don’t understand the effort that goes into these funny videos that they’re just blindly watching. Very well done, love the realism style and keep doing what you’re doing. Love it so much
This made my day!! Thank you all for the kind words, this is just a side hobby so I don’t check my channel very often, but I really appreciate these encouraging comments!!!
Haha of course! Hope you’re having a wonderful day/night!
I fucking lost it, I knew, I just knew in my heart the detective would be Joseph I COULD FEEL IT
This is pretty funny, honestly. Both John Mulaney's comedy bit, as well as the accompanying animation.
Though, if you get kidnapped and thrown into a trunk, busting out the taillight is actually a good tip to know.
Why are you so underrated this is amazing :0
HOLY SHET! That Okuyasu Thing is So Okuyasu Gonna do it even in the real show! XD
I AM SO GLAD THIS WAS ANIMATED OML I'M DYING
*How bold of you to assume we’d even want to try*
Forever is just like "Please. No. I didn't ask for this."
*using weird psych out backroom Chicago violence*
Me: ... yup that's me your everyday Chicagoan! hehe
Why does it fit so perfectly? That was the funniest thing I've seen today, absolutely great! Your artstyle is so pretty!
Featuring a clip from Jotaro's actual wedding
why does john Mulaney work so well with jojo's
Someone: The JoJo fandom is the worst fandom
JoJo fans: 2:56
so ever since the wedding huh, he was already leaving his wife behind
the dude kidtaro beat up with the phonebook shouldve been alessi
"JOJO! Have some cash to help me buy drugs for my dad?"
"please he beats me if I don't get him any-"
I see at the end that he's learned the secret joestar technique well
The only STREET SMARTS Joseph needs is the Joestar family technique
john mulaney never fails me
This is friggin beautiful
Detective JoJo Bittenbinder
I love this vid
God this is beautiful and 1000000+% accurate. I also love that it was just HIS OWN WEDDING-
Excuse me, Hades, coul you speak up a little?
Havod sorry the enemy stand attacks loud sounds so i had to keep it down
@@fuyuko4273 Fair
you could try and edit the audio to be a bit higher
I was hoping Young Josuke would just be like a kid and some kidnapper comes after
Him, then just Crazy Diamond fucking appears and and beats the shit out of the guy. Only josuke can see it everyone else around sees this guy fly into the air and get pummeled
Star Platinum really did say get ora'd-
i wish i was in that class
4:43 this should have been Fugo
God this is perfect
STREET SMARTS!
Not the john mulaney🥵🥵
This is amazing :0
And they wonder why my generation is clueless
This is so fucking canon
this but with Koichi as John and Jotaro as Bittenbinder
This is so underrated
can i ask what program you used to make this?
(audio and visual???????)
because it is really good!!
(and ive got no idea how do do stuff like this oops)
WHY IT SO DAMN QUIET
Joseph would totally do this.
Spoiler alert for Part 6
The front gate of the jail is primary and the visitor room is secondary......and we know how that went.
Should've made the bride Kakyoin
🤔
Why's it so quiet
Why is the audio so quiet
why is the sound so uiet
Why is it so quiet?
i cant hear anything bruh
Why the fuck is this so quiet, Only dogs can listen to it?
This video is way too fucking quiet
bro it's so quiait