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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
  • (Disclaimer: I don't own the audio content of the clip. All rights reserved to the original creator John Mulaney.)
    AHHH i just noticed no one has made this yet so I took the responsibility upon myself and shat it out in one afternoon. watch me fail my test tmr bc i spent too much time on this smh.
    also it's lame ngl

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  • @fuyuko4273
    @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    hello everyone um i didn’t expect this to get 10k+ views this is THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!! all jokes aside, i truly appreciate the support, and sorry about the bad audio quality uwu!!!!

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its nothing too bad. i just have to turn my volume to 30

    • @chronoroost
      @chronoroost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, now you’re almost at 100k

  • @whistlepunkz
    @whistlepunkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    Who wants to bet Joseph learned this from speedwagon

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Remy whistlepunk nah nah nah sister it's grandma erina

    • @whistlepunkz
      @whistlepunkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@fuyuko4273 oh ABSOLUTELY. You're right. I had the wrong feral grandparent.

    • @Vipanen03
      @Vipanen03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@whistlepunkz They both taught him this

    • @nathantheauthor5025
      @nathantheauthor5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fuyuko4273 she did teach me this.

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Joseph Joestar Did speedweed teach you some too?

  • @Graatand
    @Graatand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    When you realize there’s a good chance Polnareff might actually have been a guest at Jotaro’s wedding.

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      >went on a trip w u to save ur mom
      >almost died
      >lost three friends
      >didn't get invited to ur wedding

    • @Graatand
      @Graatand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @fuyuko
      > lost all contact for years after a trip to Italy
      > Your supposed friend never came looking for you :(

    • @spacecore2972
      @spacecore2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Graatand
      >lost all contact when he fell off a cliff and became crippled

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      >Die and get reincarnated into a turtle.
      >Feels bad man.

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      >Cries quietly after hearing an audible “Muda Muda Muda”

  • @knee-deepin-doot8742
    @knee-deepin-doot8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    We all know John Mulaney is just Kakyoin

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I guess i replaced the one thing that couldn't be replaced

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      John is Jotaro, but John is Kakyoin

    • @sonic15561
      @sonic15561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@marshmallowallen5677 i see what u did there

    • @sentieye3462
      @sentieye3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Marshmallow Allen *BWAH BWAH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT*

  • @whistlepunkz
    @whistlepunkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

    The "STREET SMARTS" thing was exactly young Joseph

    • @grandhierophantkhatep685
      @grandhierophantkhatep685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Guido Mista throw metal ball things at em, that’ll throw him off his rhythm

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I’ll write that down United States 23rd President, Funny Valentine

    • @engineercatgirl4797
      @engineercatgirl4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If a vampire attacks you, you just need to pull out the tommy gun you have on you at all times and start firing, that’ll throw them off their rhythm

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Ya take the money clip, and you throw it, and NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOO In de opposite direction"

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ya see tha guy aimin that gun atcha! But then, ya gotta take the cola, breathe in real careful-like to build your glowy-sun-energy, and BLAST 'im with the bottle cap! WHAM! Threw him off balance! Then NIGERUNDAYO outta there!"

  • @EepySleepy
    @EepySleepy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Jotaro: *Throws Child Support On Ground And Leaves Family While He Still Has The Chance*

    • @li_ka2
      @li_ka2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      STREET SMARTS!

  • @liquid_red8966
    @liquid_red8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Dont kick like a little baby, do the wamuu backbend kick

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riley Draws no champion gundyr

    • @crimson8867
      @crimson8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If that doesn't work do the Eisidisi boiling blood trick

    • @petarmitkov1056
      @petarmitkov1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@crimson8867 do Esidisi crying trick

    • @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426
      @hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just, never do the thunder cross split attack if you don't have the momentum to pull it off.

  • @theappler9516
    @theappler9516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    All of the kids who got these lessons are dead.

    • @toastlikes2draw357
      @toastlikes2draw357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FeelsBadMan

    • @CW-xn1ot
      @CW-xn1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      John Mulaney is the only survivor, so he spreads the word to get other kids to do the same thing.

    • @akiothearsonist480
      @akiothearsonist480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah. It was weird seeing one do the kicking thing against me who had a gun

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All of us will be dead, so yes, mr manga spoiler fucker

    • @predalien1413
      @predalien1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but not from being kidnapped that’s for sure.

  • @citruslllad
    @citruslllad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    THE MOMENT KAKYOIN SHOWED UP I CRIED FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      he didn't come back from the secondary location :(

    • @citruslllad
      @citruslllad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ふゆこ *NOW I'M CRYING FOR M O S T L Y ONE REASON*

    • @Kazumaji
      @Kazumaji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Im right here, in peace*

    • @citruslllad
      @citruslllad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      『Kakyoin is a gamer 』 Ah, of course, gaymers don't die, they respawn

    • @Kazumaji
      @Kazumaji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaime Doodles *Gaymers Respawn like in Minecraft*

  • @RosencrantzDead
    @RosencrantzDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    whole thing is amazing, but i genuinely laughed out loud when we got to seven year old jotaro fending off a mugger. thank you for this, what a blessing

    • @fellasmann
      @fellasmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rosencrantz I’ll never get over that 7-year old Jotaro did indeed fend off a mugger/pedophile in the show.

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Yeet that money,
    and don't look back honey.
    Punch out the lights,
    wave on the right.
    When you become a child,
    kick in the air really wild.

  • @左のおっぱいジョルノの
    @左のおっぱいジョルノの 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The 5th dislike was Mista because he didn't want it to be 4 dislikes

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:10 Joseph Joestar passing down the secret Joestar technique (1975 Colorized)

  • @vixxiiestixx
    @vixxiiestixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    NAH NAH NAH SISTER!
    man when jotaro said that to polnareff i really felt that

  • @bubbleboi2461
    @bubbleboi2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This goes too well with JoJo, it’s like they were meant for each other

  • @krisedane
    @krisedane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    well there goes my sides. i legit couldnt breath watching this i was laughing so hard

  • @lapiscake1211
    @lapiscake1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    lil baby jotaro is so cute

  • @orionpaxx9236
    @orionpaxx9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Why does Jotaro sound like Kakyoin?!

  • @lostmarimo
    @lostmarimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    this is so 2007, i remember watching this sorta thing all the time lol, Dane cook skits but with anime characters. The good ol' days before the fire nation attacked

  • @Littlepup93
    @Littlepup93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I used hamon to launch a soda bottle cap at the cop's finger, thus throwing him off his rhythm

  • @jet4356
    @jet4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    You deserve so many more subscribers, likes, views, comments, etc. for this. People don’t understand the effort that goes into these funny videos that they’re just blindly watching. Very well done, love the realism style and keep doing what you’re doing. Love it so much

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This made my day!! Thank you all for the kind words, this is just a side hobby so I don’t check my channel very often, but I really appreciate these encouraging comments!!!

    • @jet4356
      @jet4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha of course! Hope you’re having a wonderful day/night!

  • @punderarmor
    @punderarmor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No but seriously the secondary location thing is true. Once they get you there, your already low escape/survival rate decreases every minute. Just don't let them take you to the second location. Leave as much evidence and DNA behind everywhere along the way in hopes of the police investigating it, especially in the vehicle they use.

  • @ikmkr
    @ikmkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    those are actually legitimate survival tips and i hate it

  • @bbagginsmcswaggins
    @bbagginsmcswaggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Why are all the JoJo animatic clips I've seen either John Mulaney or Kevin Hart. . .
    Better question, *are those two comedians secretly Stand users?*

    • @spiralgodking9877
      @spiralgodking9877 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stand Master: John Mulaney
      Stand Name: What's New Pussycat

  • @souptheirl1482
    @souptheirl1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Omg I didn't know I could laugh so hard this is amazing and the art is perfect

  • @Taffywater
    @Taffywater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I just realized one of the reasons why Jotaro could have gotten married is he accidentally got his girlfriend at the the time pregnant. We know by the time of diu Joleyn was about seven or eight and Jotaro was twenty eight so he either got married at twenty or twenty one meaning he could gotten his girlfriend at the time pregnant (possibly by accident) and then married her.

    • @voidtectonic
      @voidtectonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just can't imagine Jotaro with any woman, ever

  • @lizardjellypotatopotatopot6019
    @lizardjellypotatopotatopot6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Why are you so underrated this is amazing :0

  • @thereveriecomplex
    @thereveriecomplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Meanwhile in Brazil...
    Robber: give me all your shit
    Me after watching Street Smarts: * Throw the money * GO GET IT
    *Get shot*

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is pretty funny, honestly. Both John Mulaney's comedy bit, as well as the accompanying animation.
    Though, if you get kidnapped and thrown into a trunk, busting out the taillight is actually a good tip to know.

  • @lofifuture-0643
    @lofifuture-0643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is all canon and you can't tell me otherwise, including the 7 year old Jotaro news story

  • @themphantom9138
    @themphantom9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HOLY SHET! That Okuyasu Thing is So Okuyasu Gonna do it even in the real show! XD

  • @fishburrito8328
    @fishburrito8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I AM SO GLAD THIS WAS ANIMATED OML I'M DYING

  • @pastelmoods3868
    @pastelmoods3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *How bold of you to assume we’d even want to try*

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Forever is just like "Please. No. I didn't ask for this."

  • @kaydavis3041
    @kaydavis3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why does it fit so perfectly? That was the funniest thing I've seen today, absolutely great! Your artstyle is so pretty!

  • @maureencoddington6358
    @maureencoddington6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *using weird psych out backroom Chicago violence*
    Me: ... yup that's me your everyday Chicagoan! hehe

  • @daragon0055
    @daragon0055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Featuring a clip from Jotaro's actual wedding

  • @opha8112
    @opha8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    so ever since the wedding huh, he was already leaving his wife behind

  • @soundsofstabbing3627
    @soundsofstabbing3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why does john Mulaney work so well with jojo's

  • @Xman34washere
    @Xman34washere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "JOJO! Have some cash to help me buy drugs for my dad?"
    "please he beats me if I don't get him any-"

  • @howeyyadoing9070
    @howeyyadoing9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Detective JoJo Bittenbinder

  • @junejj2127
    @junejj2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only STREET SMARTS Joseph needs is the Joestar family technique

  • @rasati
    @rasati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    john mulaney never fails me

  • @havod8101
    @havod8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Excuse me, Hades, coul you speak up a little?

    • @fuyuko4273
      @fuyuko4273  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Havod sorry the enemy stand attacks loud sounds so i had to keep it down

    • @havod8101
      @havod8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fuyuko4273 Fair

  • @ayam8020
    @ayam8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking lost it, I knew, I just knew in my heart the detective would be Joseph I COULD FEEL IT

  • @gyrozeppeli840
    @gyrozeppeli840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is friggin beautiful

  • @IratusEris
    @IratusEris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    you could try and edit the audio to be a bit higher

  • @glutenfreebees
    @glutenfreebees 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see at the end that he's learned the secret joestar technique well

  • @annm3769
    @annm3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this vid

  • @woodflink1867
    @woodflink1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the dude kidtaro beat up with the phonebook shouldve been alessi

  • @meggo2139
    @meggo2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    God this is beautiful and 1000000+% accurate. I also love that it was just HIS OWN WEDDING-

  • @umihoshi2595
    @umihoshi2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13 year old Pannacotta Fugo: * writes down the part about the phonebook *

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone: The JoJo fandom is the worst fandom
    JoJo fans: 2:56

  • @vinko7197
    @vinko7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Star Platinum really did say get ora'd-

  • @user-jr1oh7vz7z
    @user-jr1oh7vz7z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can i ask what program you used to make this?
    (audio and visual???????)
    because it is really good!!
    (and ive got no idea how do do stuff like this oops)

  • @victorclemenpua2007
    @victorclemenpua2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God this is perfect

  • @mattsmocs3281
    @mattsmocs3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was hoping Young Josuke would just be like a kid and some kidnapper comes after
    Him, then just Crazy Diamond fucking appears and and beats the shit out of the guy. Only josuke can see it everyone else around sees this guy fly into the air and get pummeled

  • @sillywombat
    @sillywombat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And they wonder why my generation is clueless

  • @enk335
    @enk335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this but with Koichi as John and Jotaro as Bittenbinder

  • @lyd3815
    @lyd3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not the john mulaney🥵🥵

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i wish i was in that class

  • @Flynnisthename
    @Flynnisthename 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so fucking canon

  • @mara_mara_843
    @mara_mara_843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so underrated

  • @slambotheclown673
    @slambotheclown673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:43 this should have been Fugo

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    STREET SMARTS!

  • @ebigail6004
    @ebigail6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is amazing :0

  • @stone_the_jojo_fan9749
    @stone_the_jojo_fan9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joseph would totally do this.

  • @thinkinboutcats
    @thinkinboutcats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WHY IT SO DAMN QUIET

  • @stolenheart1760
    @stolenheart1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spoiler alert for Part 6
    The front gate of the jail is primary and the visitor room is secondary......and we know how that went.

  • @maxinerhianaeusebio9893
    @maxinerhianaeusebio9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Should've made the bride Kakyoin

  • @bocar4127
    @bocar4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    🤔

  • @lemonade8660
    @lemonade8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why's it so quiet

  • @elisehaynes9811
    @elisehaynes9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is the audio so quiet

  • @jakubmech7410
    @jakubmech7410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is the sound so uiet

  • @sumrandomboi4187
    @sumrandomboi4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i cant hear anything bruh

  • @datguy5272
    @datguy5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is it so quiet?

  • @veronicaramos4781
    @veronicaramos4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro it's so quiait

  • @MolekTanzel
    @MolekTanzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why the fuck is this so quiet, Only dogs can listen to it?

  • @chillycharizard5985
    @chillycharizard5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is way too fucking quiet

  • @clenchfarthead8047
    @clenchfarthead8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    johntaro kujohn