Fjord: Who (the heck is he, his accent changes!) Jester: What ( is just, what is her deal with the Traveler?) Caduceus: I don't know (is what he usually says) Nott: Why (is the question everybody asks about her) Mollymauk: Because (he's Mollymauk) Yasha: Tomorrow (we hope to get her back, or she might be gone.) Kiri: I don't give a darn! (go f*ck yourself!) ???: Naturally (it might be Matt)
My character in my D&D group is a Tiefling named Aye Wythtu'ezze. There's no need to wait for Matt to do something to include it in your D&D experience.
Keep in mind this skit is almost eighty years old as of this post. And people are still quoting it and making videos based around it. Now THAT is timeless humor!
Even if you have rudimentary knowledge of baseball, it makes sense and it’s just so damn funny. Also kinda relevant given how wacky some peoples names are these days.
Who = first base What = second base I don't know = third base Why = left feilder Because = center feilder Pitcher= tomorrow Catcher= today. Not that hard but poor I don't give a darn. Being a short stop sucks
SOOOOOOO glad you heard this version then! It is the original. They redid it many times for various reasons and even did it on a tv show or movie, but it was never quite so funny as this radio version.
My D&D group actually managed to pull this off recently. We were on a new island and decided it was best to use aliases, which were Hoot (silent T), Watt, Aydonoe, Vye and Latre. Eventually when one of us got into trouble with the guard and the rest of us came to help them out, the guard asked our names, and we went "Hoot." "Watt." "Aydonoe." "Latre." And walked away.
You know, it's hard to go wrong with classic comedy like Abbott and Costello. My dad swears by this scene as being one of the funniest improve/ stand-up comedy routines ever.
Team as heard First: who Second: what Third: I don't know Out-field: sure Left field: why Centre field: because Pitcher: tomorrow Catcher: today Short stop: I don't give a damn Naturally is either right field or a sub
Better, Nott and Caduceus. Now, I know what you're thinking; Caduceus would never get that annoyed. To which I say, didn't say anything about him being the one to get annoyed.
To think, the conversation would come off pretty chill if it was Molly (rip) and Caduceus, not to mention how hilarious it would be to see Taliesin talk to himself for 4 minutes.
I love this conversation happening between Beau and Caleb, but imagine if it were Nott and Caduceus! I could totally hear Cad deadpanning everyone's names and Nott freaking out over it lol
I can't tell you how many times I've listened to or watched this sketch. Having the animation showing whom is being spoken about somehow actually upped my enjoyment. I don't think you can actually improve on the original but damn this was great.
I'm sitting here laughing so hard my face is turning red and I'm crying tears. Every frame of this animation was great. Caleb is the perfect one for these deadpan deliveries and beau slowly losing her sanity is poetic.
Abbot: Caleb Costello: Beauregard Who: Fjord What: Jester I Don't Know: Caduceus Why: Nott Because: Mollymauk Tomorrow: Yasha I don't give a darn: Kiri
LOVE LOVE LOVE this!! Excellent visuals for people to follow along! Also, typically so many people have or only know the later versions of this skit, I am SUPER impressed that the original skit was used!!! +5 for rarity and fantastic use of the Mighty Nein, especially Beau as Abbott and Caleb as Costello
"I'll break your arm...!" She'd do it too. I swear on a stack of Bibles with God Himself as my witness I shall never get tired of this sketch or it's re-iterations. God bless the classics.
So who's on first What's on second I don't know is on third Tomorrow's the pitcher Todays the catcher Why's in left field Because is in Center field And I don't give a darn is short stop I'd love to meet right fielder
"the heavy hitter bunts the ball, me being a good catcher I wanna throw him out so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?" "Now that's the first thing you said right." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother and I listen to/watch this several times a week together and lose it every time. Putting this together has brought us so much joy, so thank you ❤
This was the first Critical Role related thing I ever saw. It's wild coming back and knowing who everyone is now. Back in the day, it was feasible to reenact this bit with me, but with slight alterations. "That's Fjord." "Who's Fjord?" "Yup." "What?" "What's Jester." "...What?" "Yeah, What is Jester." "...I don't know?" "Oh, that's Caduceus." "Who?" "That's Fjord." "Here I go, back on Fjord again..."
I have seen or heard this bit many, many times in my life and it still makes me practically pass out laughing. The one used here is probably the most complete and best done of all of them, it’s so snappy. The “same as you” part with who/naturally may well be the single funniest comedy exchange of all time.
I have not watched CR in a good while, maybe 40(?) episodes into season 2 (I recall the Breaking the Law montage of Regular Gnoll! Regular Gnoll! with all the comments on the YT video). I do have to say, the animations really seemed to be in character of what I remember of the show. Just don't have 4hrs+ to dedicate to the show any more! QQ QQ!
I saw this for the first time when it was still sorta new and recently I’ve binged Critical Role. Now coming back to this video I find this much funnier and also slapped my forehead at how long it took me to make the realice it was M9
We actually had an exchange student by the name Nitiwat who just went by Wat, and someone we knew admitted he had to restrain himself from making puns like these.
Okay, last try. Anybody on rightfield? No, Nobody's on right But why's that? No, Why's on left. What!? No, What's on 2nd. Who's on 2nd? Who is on 1st! I DON'T KNOW! *3RD BASE*
This is so in character it hurts. I love watching Beau slowly loose her sanity
THE BLUE ONE WAS A CHICK!?
The moments of questioning your sanity really make it
@@fireline4765 yes
should have been beau and cad because he just wouldn't get that he's not making any sense. also molly being because is too special
You mean like in the actual campaign or in this one conversation cus she gets some pretty insane ideas all things considered
I love how Caduceus "9 Intelligence" Clay is I Don't Know.
Fjord: Who (the heck is he, his accent changes!)
Jester: What ( is just, what is her deal with the Traveler?)
Caduceus: I don't know (is what he usually says)
Nott: Why (is the question everybody asks about her)
Mollymauk: Because (he's Mollymauk)
Yasha: Tomorrow (we hope to get her back, or she might be gone.)
Kiri: I don't give a darn! (go f*ck yourself!)
???: Naturally (it might be Matt)
@@Doctor_17 Naturally should be Essek, naturally.
@@Kadel___ naturally
The longer I watch this, the more obvious it becomes that this would HAVE to be a conversation between Beau and Caleb.
Oh my God, this is never not going to be the funniest wordplay in all of existence
yea Abbot and Castello were comedic geniuses
It's certainly up there with the four candles sketch by the Two Ronnies.
I agree
It's as classic as Beowulf
@Justin Montana
Nah, that's the away team.
i would LOVE to see liam and marisha actually act that classic sketch out
lmao that would be pure gold
Yes!!!!!!
OMG, if they could pull off the comedic timing AND give them the Beau and Caleb flavor it would be my new number one all-time favorite sketch!
...I never knew I needed this until you said it. So much money would be paid if Beau & Caleb did this sketch!
As much as I like marisha, I don't really think she could keep up with the sketch without busting a gut the entire time.
You’ve actually helped me comprehend and appreciate this short better. Every pained expression, every cry of “THIRD BASE!!” made me laugh. Thank you.
Costello: "I DONT KNOW"
Both: "THIRD BASE"
Has slayed me since I was a kid
Also having the "heavy hitter" as Keg is a nice touch!
I keep trying to say it with them like singing along to a song, but I’m too busy laughing to be on time.
I would love for Matt to introduce a character named Hou, just so we could get an exchange like this into the show.
Bow
hou
Joe
Toe
Fou
Woe
Poe
Sou
Go
They recently did a bit with Nott.
My character in my D&D group is a Tiefling named Aye Wythtu'ezze. There's no need to wait for Matt to do something to include it in your D&D experience.
@@Ganurath I feel kinda dumb, I don't get that one, how is it pronounced?
@@Neutral_Tired My character's name is pronounced the same as Eye With Two Es.
Beau is the catcher and Yasha’s the Pitcher???
N I C E
Honestly, accurate in multiple ways.
Hmm... Maybe I'm not far enough, but I would have thought Beau would be the "pitcher"... 😑 I think I'm thinking about this way too much.😅
Marisha confirmed Beau is a bottom
@@KickyFut actually Marisha confirmed Beau as a Bottom
Wow, twice! Ok, ok...
I remember her hinting it... and she enjoys more aggressive women,so after thinking it thru, you're right!😁
Man, Zemnian sure is confusing
Beau: "Who gets the money?"
Caleb: "Every dollar of it."
That one chucklefuck in the audience: HEHEHEHEHEHEH
I don't know *THIRD BASE*
Keep in mind this skit is almost eighty years old as of this post. And people are still quoting it and making videos based around it. Now THAT is timeless humor!
Comedy doesn't have to be edgy or crass all the time. This just proves it.
Even if you have rudimentary knowledge of baseball, it makes sense and it’s just so damn funny. Also kinda relevant given how wacky some peoples names are these days.
Who = first base
What = second base
I don't know = third base
Why = left feilder
Because = center feilder
Pitcher= tomorrow
Catcher= today.
Not that hard but poor I don't give a darn. Being a short stop sucks
Whos on first?
Kurochi dragon of night that’s right
@@fightclub6284 No, Kurochi's asking who's on first
@@deffdefying4803 yes
No, he’s asking that when the heavy hitter punts the ball, and the catcher catches it, he’s gonna throw the ball to WHO?
I'm surprised Abbot and Costello haven't been the subject of more fandom animatics, this is quality content right here!
I've definitely seen one for World of Warcraft
Don't you mean Costco?
Kiri as the shortstop was "very sweet"
And to anyone who disagrees or anyone that Kiri outs in a game, "Go fuck yourself!"
Kiri: *Pitches*
Umpire: "Ball."
Kiri: *"Go fuck YOURself"*
This is truer to Beau than any video i've seen so far
Eh, I dunno about that. Not enough saying the word 'fuck'.
The original stage performance wasn't clean; it was bluer than Jester's...bits
Kiri as shortstop is so cute!
And HE DON'T GIVE A DARN!!!
To be fair it reminds me of that one Disney XD short about a chicken playing baseball.
And as with all baseball teams “Nobody Cares” is in right field
I thought Who Cares was their mascot. An Owl, oddly enough.
Oh, Oddly enough; thats the batter for the other guys.
@@NOTRa1nb0wSh0t Not a Shounen one, I hope.
@@NOTRa1nb0wSh0t What position is That again?
The batter
This is actually the first time I heard this bit in its entirety
SOOOOOOO glad you heard this version then! It is the original. They redid it many times for various reasons and even did it on a tv show or movie, but it was never quite so funny as this radio version.
Just as clear as the planning sessions of Vox Machina or The Mighty Nein... ^^
My D&D group actually managed to pull this off recently. We were on a new island and decided it was best to use aliases, which were Hoot (silent T), Watt, Aydonoe, Vye and Latre.
Eventually when one of us got into trouble with the guard and the rest of us came to help them out, the guard asked our names, and we went
"Hoot." "Watt." "Aydonoe." "Latre."
And walked away.
note to self, convince my party to do this with me
This is amazing, and I can almost believe they’re going to have this argument sometime in the future.
oh This is the waterboy, XD
Gavin Beaver Who’s on first
Gavin Beaver then why did you say his name?
Gavin Beaver what’s on second
Gavin Beaver third
You know, it's hard to go wrong with classic comedy like Abbott and Costello. My dad swears by this scene as being one of the funniest improve/ stand-up comedy routines ever.
He is a wise man
Your dad is right.
My favorite part is "I'll break your arm if you say 'Who's on first'!"
Gilded Archer it holds up too
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This actually was my introduction to Critical Role.
same here
Team as heard
First: who
Second: what
Third: I don't know
Out-field: sure
Left field: why
Centre field: because
Pitcher: tomorrow
Catcher: today
Short stop: I don't give a damn
Naturally is either right field or a sub
Nobody's Right field
I wonder maybe is umpire
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 So you have nobody on right field?
@@Druid-T Yep
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 Why? Thats a horrible team
I can also see this as a conversation between Fjord and Nott.
Or Fjord and Beau.
Caleb and Nott. Make it a classic duo. I can hear Liam sighing now
Better, Nott and Caduceus. Now, I know what you're thinking; Caduceus would never get that annoyed. To which I say, didn't say anything about him being the one to get annoyed.
To think, the conversation would come off pretty chill if it was Molly (rip) and Caduceus, not to mention how hilarious it would be to see Taliesin talk to himself for 4 minutes.
@@sirdroolsalot12 so what I'm getting here is that you want a really really crazy monologue.
I love this conversation happening between Beau and Caleb, but imagine if it were Nott and Caduceus! I could totally hear Cad deadpanning everyone's names and Nott freaking out over it lol
Thank you. Thank you. This animation was hysterical seeing Beau and Caleb at each other's throats. A nice thing to watch after TH-cam was down!
Classic! The timing in this bit is really what makes it.
I can't tell you how many times I've listened to or watched this sketch. Having the animation showing whom is being spoken about somehow actually upped my enjoyment. I don't think you can actually improve on the original but damn this was great.
I'm sitting here laughing so hard my face is turning red and I'm crying tears. Every frame of this animation was great. Caleb is the perfect one for these deadpan deliveries and beau slowly losing her sanity is poetic.
The expressions in this are spot on. Perfectly synced to routine.
My teacher showed my science class the original video and now it’s an inside joke between all of us 😂😂😂
You can't beat the classic comedy bits
Comedians today try but they never will
I’m so glad that other people my age actually know this skit. This is classic comedy right here.
SO has anyone shown the guys at Critical Role this?
if not they absolutely should
@@Neutral_Tired In episode 96 of campaign two sam made a reference to this so I am pretty sure they have all seen it :D
@@theganondorf96 when?
@@willnelson9906 ep 96 at 2:27:40 then watch the introductions
@@theganondorf96 I mean, it's a well known comedy skit, it's entirely likely he was referencing the original skit, not this video specifically
I love how Beau is the one loosing her mind. And also what a nice bonus of seeing them all in badeball outfits. They look cute af
Abbot: Caleb
Costello: Beauregard
Who: Fjord
What: Jester
I Don't Know: Caduceus
Why: Nott
Because: Mollymauk
Tomorrow: Yasha
I don't give a darn: Kiri
... ... ...I think I get it. Why=Nott.
Why not.
*tHIRD BASE*
ya knocked it out of the park on this one, claire!
Haha, oh my god! This is so Beau and Caleb! XD
LOVE LOVE LOVE this!! Excellent visuals for people to follow along! Also, typically so many people have or only know the later versions of this skit, I am SUPER impressed that the original skit was used!!! +5 for rarity and fantastic use of the Mighty Nein, especially Beau as Abbott and Caleb as Costello
"I'll break your arm...!"
She'd do it too.
I swear on a stack of Bibles with God Himself as my witness I shall never get tired of this sketch or it's re-iterations. God bless the classics.
Oh my god, imagine a monk catcher!
"There's a fastball heading right for you."
"Deflect missiles."
So who's on first
What's on second
I don't know is on third
Tomorrow's the pitcher
Todays the catcher
Why's in left field
Because is in Center field
And I don't give a darn is short stop
I'd love to meet right fielder
This is very relevant after the most recent episode, with the Clay family introduction.
I don't know why, but I find this so much funnier than it probably actually is.
"the heavy hitter bunts the ball, me being a good catcher I wanna throw him out so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?"
"Now that's the first thing you said right."
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest God damn thing I've ever seen
And that's when Caleb was knocked unconscious by several rounds of Furry of Blows.
We did this skit for our first theater show of the year in our mix up mash-up performance XD
This made me cry with laughter!!!
Beau and Caleb were PERFECT for these roles. And I love that Beau's catcher and Yasha's pitcher.
I've never heard the full version of that. Brilliant and i love the animation. 1
diggis79 in the original, Lou says “I don’t give a damn” before going in!
This Must be shown to Critical Role!!!
My brother and I listen to/watch this several times a week together and lose it every time. Putting this together has brought us so much joy, so thank you ❤
This is perfection. One tiny detail I love: Jester's AAGPBL-inspired uniform. 😍
this was lovely. i could just picture something along these lines happening with Beau doing those expressions.
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"3RD BASE!"
Beau's facial expressions are killing me.
I'm gonna cosplay catcher!beau
This was the first Critical Role related thing I ever saw. It's wild coming back and knowing who everyone is now. Back in the day, it was feasible to reenact this bit with me, but with slight alterations.
"That's Fjord."
"Who's Fjord?"
"Yup."
"What?"
"What's Jester."
"...What?"
"Yeah, What is Jester."
"...I don't know?"
"Oh, that's Caduceus."
"Who?"
"That's Fjord."
"Here I go, back on Fjord again..."
Who's on First cracks me up every damn time
I have seen or heard this bit many, many times in my life and it still makes me practically pass out laughing. The one used here is probably the most complete and best done of all of them, it’s so snappy. The “same as you” part with who/naturally may well be the single funniest comedy exchange of all time.
Now even better because they had an actual moment like this in the show.
This is the best thing I’ve seen ever. I have loved this skit for ages and this makes it even better.
I have not watched CR in a good while, maybe 40(?) episodes into season 2 (I recall the Breaking the Law montage of Regular Gnoll! Regular Gnoll! with all the comments on the YT video). I do have to say, the animations really seemed to be in character of what I remember of the show.
Just don't have 4hrs+ to dedicate to the show any more! QQ QQ!
Do they KNOW how much they would get from us Critters if they did this in character? If they ever do another go fund me, that could be a stretch goal.
No what is on second!
I'm not asking ya who's on second!
Who's on 1st!
I DON'T KNOW!
3RD BASE!
I fear we would all miss you terribly if you went all serious. There's nothing wrong with fun!
This is the most beautiful thing ever! My eyes and ears have been blessed to see this magnificent video!
absolutely and utterly amazing. i can't stop replaying it, the timing and transitions are so smooth. i keep cracking up. good job!
Thank you for all of this, but especially Kiri at the end.
I hadn't heard of Abbott and Costello till I watched this video and these guys are hilarious
I would PAY A FORTUNE to see Marisha and Liam do this.
I saw this for the first time when it was still sorta new and recently I’ve binged Critical Role. Now coming back to this video I find this much funnier and also slapped my forehead at how long it took me to make the realice it was M9
We actually had an exchange student by the name Nitiwat who just went by Wat, and someone we knew admitted he had to restrain himself from making puns like these.
This is fantastic, I love the mashup of old school comedy with new faces. Thank you for this, very well done 😃
That Kiri is a mood
I love this
This stand up act is legendary, but its even better with this animation
Classic, and I can actually see Beau losing her shit as Caleb is doing his best to explain all this.
Abbott and costello are classics, I haven't watches their movies in along time...now I need watch them
Ya know I’ve never actually watched the entire skit before but now I’m crying because holy shit this is beautiful
Or should I say beau-tiful
I was laughing so hard while I watched this. It was brilliant!!! Perfect expression alignment with the audio!!!
This hurts because this is how I communicate sometimes. And I don’t mean the baseball talk... TwT
This is beautiful 💛 The timing and art are put together so well!
This audio is the best version of the routine, IMHO. Well done!
oh my god this is too good!!! i cant stop laughing please help... hahahaa
Man. Or woman. God bless you for making this. I havent almost choked laughing in a long time
"I don't know-"
"THIRD BASE!"
Idk what this fandom is, but the drawings and the look of absolute confusion and horror on that guy's face killed me 🤣
Man this takes me back. Thank you for making this :}
I haven't watched Criticla Role S2 but I LOVE the adorable Kenku you added as Shortstop.
I like the original skit but animatic form makes it so much better
I have honestly watched this 20 times and it's still funny. The expressions are priceless.
One of the Best comedy bits in Human History! I love the "Who's on first?" video! good use of the Audio, love your animation! 😂👍🏻
A classic skit! Glad it is being introduced to a large potential young audience who may not know Abbot & Costello! Good drawing, editing, and timing!
Okay, last try. Anybody on rightfield?
No, Nobody's on right
But why's that?
No, Why's on left.
What!?
No, What's on 2nd.
Who's on 2nd?
Who is on 1st!
I DON'T KNOW!
*3RD BASE*
His French cousin... Goofe Dean
Lmao 🤣 🤣 that part always gets me