I Created MOST BROKEN VIKING EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ม.ค. 2025
- What if I told you that there exists a VIKING empire SO BROKEN and SO POWERFUL in Crusader Kings 3, that less than 2% of all CK3 players had the achievement to form it? With THREE incredibly powerful Kingdoms underneath it, we're talking about THE NORTH SEA EMPIRE!
In the 867 start date, The Pagan Viking Norse rule the north in Crusader Kings 3! And in the last video, we conquered and unified all of Norway as none other than Harald Tanglehair! Who then became Harald Fairhair!
But today, Harald Fairhair, the strongest Viking in Crusader Kings 3, Sets his sights on the HIGH KINDOM OF THE NORTH SEA! This incredibly strong CK3 decision to unite the thrones of Norway, Denmark and England into one SUPER empire: North Sea!
This is the second part of the adventure, as in the first part I played as the soon to be King of Norway, one of the strongest and most broken PAGAN Kingdom starts in all of CK3, as the legendary Harald Tanglehair, the first King of Norway, mythical for his vow to never cut, brush or wash his hair until he fulfilled his oath to unify the Vikings!
You can watch the first part of the Harald Fairhair adventure here: • I turned NORWAY into t...
I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my CK3 Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current CK3 DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court, Fate of Iberia and Tours and Tournaments!
In this video I also use a strategy that I showcased in my Diplomacy Lifestyle Guide video! Diplomacy is the first out of five different Lifestyle focuses that you can pick for your character in Crusader Kings 3. But how GOOD is it? It's absolutely BROKEN! And in that guide I will teach you how to exploit diplomacy to conquer all of Scandinavia WITHOUT a single war!
This is also the first video featuring the new channel art by our very own super talented @Middovah
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The question still stands... How did I go about it when I Created MOST BROKEN VIKING EMPIRE in Crusader Kings 3
#ck3 #crusaderkings3
*NORTH SEA KINGDOM*
Finally! I've been getting recommended to try out this CK3 challenge for years now, and I've finally gotten around to do it!
Did you notice the new channel art? It's made by our very own Middovah! Tell me down bellow what you think, and check him out: twitter.com/Middovah
Koifish make urself in ck3, start where you live, and do a decision
I formed my own High Kingdom a few hours before your vid uploaded, I united Norway, Assasinated and conquered the Danes, and then trolled the English. But then my king died and my heirs have been drowning the realm in blood and debt ever since.
@@OrangeGoggles1 relatable
Really dig the updated art. Gonna miss the old fish, but a fresh face is always nice.
@@OrangeGoggles1 yeah pretty much the same thing for me too
The fact that Alfred converted to ásatrú even though irl he was a devout christian is hilarious
once I attacked him, made him my jester, unlanded him, then he became the leader of a mercenary band, I hired the band, kidnaped him and made him educate my kids. This game is very goofy.
@@lema0925 "This game is very goofy"
You have no idea how many French nobles I've seen wandering in Siberia
@@lema0925I once captured the heir to Sri Lanka in a raid and made him King of Wales. He later inherited Sri Lanka, and due to his diplomatic range it became possible for characters, religions, and cultures to teleport around the map through his court
@@donpollo3154elaborate
@@TungstenArmYou casually invented Global Politics one millennium before.
CHALLENGE! Do the reverse of the popular Viking Raj challenge. Play as a Hindu character from India in 867 and try to form either the North Sea empire or Scandinavia.
Note: if you do decide to do this, you will likely need to hybridize your Indian culture with Norse and choose the Norse heritage option to have the decision for the North Sea available. I’m not sure though- it might be available regardless of culture.
nonono he gotta form the south sea empire, consisting of various kingdoms that border the Indian sea (I don’t main the south-east, so I have no idea what the kingdoms are)
@@Ymylock Sadly the great naval empires of the South Asia (like the Cholas) are impossible because island nations are outside the map
I want this to happen now!
Ajuuraan, Yemen, Hormuz, Socotra, and Gujurat I think. Might be missing one.
The Bengorse cultural ah yes
When you watch VinlandSaga
I HAVE NO ENEMIES
Ngl, watching Vinland Saga ALWAYS makes me want to play CK3
Zieley made a video exactly with this theme, very nice to see Iceland as the most developed place in the old world
I currently do not possess any major opponents
@@CaptainMorganThe3rd And get sick of Thorfinn being a pansy
I’ve done this before lol, it’s shockingly easy to get the Scandinavian mega-empire rolling once you get started
Since you pay men at arms with prestige you can basically have unlimited amounts after a certain point too.
The sight of 100,000 Vikings descending on Europe whenever I needed money was awesome
literally going hunting for men at arms, putting up feast flyers for any roaming knights. by far the easiest way to build an early army from my experiences
@@HelioV1"are you good at fighting? Want pay? Then come join the kings army!"
@@thesittingacheroraptor7565 “mutton and fights and glory, these three things can be found at the kings army feast”
Scandinavia is always OP in Paradox games. One can only wonder why 🤔🤔
@@jamullin97it really isn't in EU4
"This polish man got split in half! Are you ok?"
Who else but Koifish?
"Im gonna burn the house of wisdom"
_Mongol throatsinging in the distance_
DOUBLE CHALLENGE!! As a Norse character Establish Norman Culture, THEN conquer England and Embrace English Culture.
I have wanted to do a 1066 start as Harald Hardråde and forming the North Sea that way.
It's quite tricky, since all three Kingdoms have Electives, and Harald dies quite soon.
Denmark is an easier start, since they have claims on both Norway and England, but Harald actually starts off being able to take England. (I always marry off a son to gain an Alliance with the HRE, which makes Wilhelm less conquering)
I’ve done that, you have to make sure your learning is low also so you don’t advance your innovation era
@@mikemike3886i too am trying to do it. Any tips you could give me
"Wow, daughter you truly are my son"
I love these videos where you explain whats going on, really feel like Im starting to understand the game better after watching! Also 10/10 editing and memes, always a laugh!
"I'm gonna make an army of Snow Princes and I'm going to weaponise them." Classic Koifish
Next challenge could be to recreate the North Sea empire in 1066 start date but with a twist…. The decision must be completed with a descendent of the original high king of the North Sea from the house of Alfwine
Your videos have made me a nordic supremacist in CK3. They're all I can play now.
Really saved yourself with that last line, "in CK3" 😂 JK let's have some mead!
"we made it to lincolnshire, beautiful, beautiful" as someone who lives in lincolnshire i can assure you its not beautiful
It was more beautiful when it was burned by vikings
I salute you for having (parts of) Frisia in the High Kingdom because they had viking bases and are very much part of the North Sea. I always add then when I form this Empire.
I love this continuing-episode thing so much like in the old times with crusader kings 2
just imagine how fragmented this empire will be when he dies with all the kids he has made
I love ur ck3 videos. It's always fun snd exciting to watch ck3 videos
Great work
"COMPLETELY LACKING OF MORALS AND MELANEEN"-KOIFISH(2023)😂😂😂
I did roughly the same thing in my play through. I'm stoked to see ol' Koi do it too. Yeah, dude!
The only thing stronger than the hatred between Norwegians and Swedes is the love between Norwegians and Swedes.
hearing a swede saying we have taken denmark is horrifying XD
It's always weird to me that they didnt make Heljarskjinn look like a siberian, as his mother was a Nenetsian samoyed and he famously inherited her looks, thus the name (black-skin).
Who is he in game? Or when does he appear in the video
@@cancionCR7 cant remember. but he is down in vestland somewhere
Is he a ruler though or just a court character
@@Sutorenja
@@cancionCR7 ruler. if you are intrested, there was a book about his saga published quite some years ago.
How about making a Dwarf Viking Kingdom?
"Wish I could turn back time, to the good ol daaaaaays"
I just got North Sea Kingdom myself in my current run, but as Sweden. I forgot that North Sea title turns you feudal, so I instead jumped to feudal the hard way and then formed the High Kingdom of the North Sea. At some point I took England and claimed Paris for a while, but lost it cause during my push for taking Denmark cause I had 2 crusades called on me
Sitting at 1100AD, and I'm thinking that i may turn my sights to Italy for those crusades that got called on me...
THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!
King of the North!... sea.
Jon Tanglehairsnow
@@Koifish jon tanglesnow
@@KoifishJohn Fairsnow
0:41 "whoever controls the spice controls the universe"
"Wow daughter you are truly my son" is the best quote from this year m dying laughing xD
Much oil to be found in the North Sea Empire.
here before the notification even arrived
CHAD
I love you Koifish (give us another Heisstin video pls)
Very great video!
Challenge: play as Haesteinn who conquer some muslim sultanate (through Varangian conquest), convert to Islam and form the Caliphate
Love your videos
Form North Sea Empire, Take all of Britannia, Convert to Insularism, Create New religion of your choice that will take all of insularisms holy sites. You'll also be able to receive the bonuses from the christian holy sites in Vikin, Uppland, and Skane.
Man, that was a cool continuation
Literal witch king of the north!
Love the content
I am a bit surprised you have yet to do the Kingdom of North Sea
It's been far too long, i have returned koufish!, And i will binge watch every video i missed since I was gone!
"I wonder what he's seeking"
based on that majesty tour earlier, other people's wives :P
This is my next playthrough, I can wait to get the time to do it.
35:26 I only just realised the byzantines own all of bulgaria and the magyars never migrated, i have never seen the AI manage to vassilize bulgaria before
Can u continue this play thru and conquer the HRE?
you should continue this
Great video
Challenge idea: Play as a dane
As a Icelander you are saying theese names perfectly.
You're gonna be forming a Viking Hogwarts I see.
Let's go Drafn! Best city in Norway!
Lets goooooo!
Koifish changed his profile picture???
I want you to continue this run and set a new challenge. Lets say control ireland, scotland, the entire scandanavian region, and continue just taking the coast lines. Setting up for the world war from all the coasts into france, spain and africa at once!
haesteinn would have done it in 31 years tbh
You should have done it with Denmark😢
Cool video
sweet Video :D
My favorite empire so far
i just finished Rise of the Ghurids achievement, i guess next one will be the king of the north sea :D
If only CK3 could have a 1014 start
Shmunking every enemy
12:47 SHMUNK THEM!
My mom drover herself to the hospital when i was born. Ive been a pain in the ass since birth and im proud of this
0:50 is not the Baltic?
27:42 I’m in
20:15 Asskelad lore.
Thats en cool profilbild
Endlich!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
How did you start in that year?
No more HAESTEINN ??
Very soon!
@@Koifish i knew you love him forever you and him are eternal buddies
My mother pushed a station wagon up a hill while pregnant, with 3 children in the back of the car.
bro when u going to play ck3 game of thrones again?
Probably when they add more of the map.
Just one Thing
Don’t feck with My iron Bru
in my playthrough of tanglehair haestinn is king of danelaw, im so sorry koifish i have to kill him to get the north sea empire
Viking supremacy
Finnish supremacy. The vikings made settlements everywhere in the Baltic but Finland. That's because they were always driven off by the supreme Metsänvartijat.
When canute dont give cringe.
Feel like vinlandsaga
shoul've made a culture called Seamen
Tough challenge
Cnut the Great beat you by like 1000 years
Back when Denmark ruled
Hail Odin.
As Norwegian man i approve💪💪💪💪💪🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🦅🦅🦅♂️👹👹😎👴😊
And Sweden?
"alas" means "tyvärr"
I'm in let's goo
Koifish coud you play Harold 2 godwinson
👎watch koifish play vikings to learn about viking playthroughs
👍watch koifish play vikings to learn how to pronounce all norse words (and of course for the funsies!)
North Sea Empire is made :D
By the wrong country :(
God of War Ragnarok?
Convert tho Christianity fairhair
Liebe
Now you need to keep going and dismantle Christianity, changing the shape of Europe from Christianity into Astrau
damn
damn
damn
damn
Gg
Can't understand a word.
😂
Koifish, don't reform your religion! I formed the North Sea Empire and reformed the religion and didn't get the achievement for it. The conditions are that you're an unreformed tribal ruler.
First the title, then the reformation