Ranking Every Item In The Binding Of Isaac

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  • @grandmaster5786
    @grandmaster5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4866

    "I have 1000 hours experience" "oh, so did I in 2011" NL coming in absolutely icy

    • @elll300
      @elll300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I said oof outloud lol

    • @jeremymorris6000
      @jeremymorris6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@elll300 yo tambien

    • @vascr0
      @vascr0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I fucking cackled out loud, NL is taking names and I love it

    • @daviejamessolis6851
      @daviejamessolis6851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      chat was going wild when he threw that

    • @craz107
      @craz107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      20:57 for anyone wondering

  • @tomatocurry1
    @tomatocurry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8120

    NL will never do a trinket tierlist because no one in the entire universe knows what half the trinkets even do

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      i know what all of them do

    • @joseavalos2661
      @joseavalos2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +997

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 *slow clap*

    • @Amoeba_Podre
      @Amoeba_Podre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 liar

    • @benisblaster
      @benisblaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 tell me what equality does

    • @TheMooseOnTheLeft
      @TheMooseOnTheLeft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@benisblaster Why do I know what this one does off the top of my head?

  • @mattp12
    @mattp12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4391

    “We’re gonna zip through these without a lot of analysis”
    *4.5 hours later*

    • @Goldfish_Vender
      @Goldfish_Vender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      tomo

    • @mattp12
      @mattp12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Goldfish_Vender hello

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mattp12 ryuka

    • @mattp12
      @mattp12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@davidhong1934 RyukaJam

    • @Asdiffest
      @Asdiffest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Because if he did do the analysis, the stream would be going to this day, Kate would have to report twitch for holding her husband hostage

  • @PierceTheHandsome
    @PierceTheHandsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    "i have 1000 hours of experience"
    "that's crazy, so did I, in 2011"
    The brutality of this egg

    • @LinNeTule
      @LinNeTule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Some murders are in self-defense

    • @noahbobrow
      @noahbobrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ima need a timestamp for this

    • @crawmslor5943
      @crawmslor5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@noahbobrow when I find it, you'll be the first to know

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The thing is, I have like 200 hours of experience and I feel like I know what more items do than NL, but I also might be autistic so that could be an advantage.

    • @evanrozsa
      @evanrozsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@noahbobrow 20:58

  • @calummacdonald8002
    @calummacdonald8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    @1:50:54 fun fact in an interview during a podcast Edmund mentioned he specifically added in fast bombs because his wife said she wished she could place bombs faster

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought it was a community mod added via a booster pack tho

    • @micahnord1747
      @micahnord1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Edmund said it was for his wife in a recent interview on DanGheesling's channel

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      goose

    • @G.P.M_7
      @G.P.M_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn, doing that for his wife? What an absolute simp

    • @G.P.M_7
      @G.P.M_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@3snoW_ I was being ironic. No one im their right mind would call "simp" an already married person that is only doing a cute thing for her wife

  • @pluesch.
    @pluesch. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    "We're gonna zip through these without any analysis" - immediately starts to analyze the items. This is why I love you NL, please never change.

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "thats like 240minutes, thatll take like 4 hours"

    • @Soapie710
      @Soapie710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude his analysis is so incredibly half assed and *inconsistent

    • @Soapie710
      @Soapie710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤡

    • @Augdogfrogslog
      @Augdogfrogslog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Soapie710 why post a emoji of yourself

    • @Frostile
      @Frostile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Augdogfrogslog rekt

  • @douglascodes
    @douglascodes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    27:00 "There's 500 items. I am not gonna explain each one. That's four hours of just explaining the items" *Narrator* It was.

    • @dasbooterror
      @dasbooterror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      eggbois comedic timing will never die

    • @gasboy122
      @gasboy122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will never not hear Ron Howard.

  • @Pyronar
    @Pyronar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    Holy... I did not expect the tier-list arc to have this kind of season finale.

    • @halcyonacoustic7366
      @halcyonacoustic7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm sure the best is yet to come.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      holy brsh

    • @ashark8968
      @ashark8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It aint over yet, the only suitable finale is a tierlist tierlist

    • @cibor07
      @cibor07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A movie season finale not least.

    • @GexMix
      @GexMix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you rank every Bond film please

  • @cinemaburn-realtalk
    @cinemaburn-realtalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    Damn - my man spent 4h+ to rate every item in Binding of Isaac, before repentance came out. Now there are new items and synergies so everything changes .... we need another 6h+ video egg

    • @swordsTime
      @swordsTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Thanks for clearing up that this video came out before Repentance... now I don’t have to bother watching the rest of it cause half of it is wrong now XD

    • @DmmyV
      @DmmyV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swordsTime yep

    • @gratefulcranegames
      @gratefulcranegames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s unfortunate that even with many item buffs a lot of this stuff sucks

    • @WallJumpGaming
      @WallJumpGaming ปีที่แล้ว +8

      with all the rebalances you'd need to do this list almost every 3-4 months

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was confused why Broken Motem was so low. Guess it was that bad pre repentance, cause I never had issues with it

  • @AskSebby
    @AskSebby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Best part of the video: 1:59:23

    • @cry_stain
      @cry_stain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      People in chat advocating for Athame the entire time was so hilarious

    • @cartmansnipples
      @cartmansnipples 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Already knew what this was before I even clicked the timestamp. Athame had NL completely unhinged it was absolutely wonderful

    • @OshawottLuke
      @OshawottLuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cartmansnipples Exactlyy. And not just in Greed Mode, but specially in Greed Mode. It was a discount Scat Man because you essentially got half or a full heart of damage for a 15% chance of a black heart, which spawned lots of times, once for every 7 enemies killed. You could choose to take damage in a room full of enemies and get not just life but black hearts, which deal damage, or you could just get hit by something and probably get a black heart. And it was just a 1 heart container deal, I absolutely took it in every run. It was so good they nerfed it, completely eliminating the black hearts effect in Repentance, and now it's just a Maw of the Void when you take damage. NL will never experience the raw power of Athame.

    • @mangostestes9371
      @mangostestes9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OshawottLuke yeah Athame is probably won run when your playing greed mode in AB+

    • @yogurt2057
      @yogurt2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OshawottLuke It was one of the best 1 heart deal items out there. NL just never experienced it, yep. Athame on something like Super Envy is just crazy good. Almost wins the run in that spot.
      Not to mention the one advantage it had over Maw was x3 times more likely to spawn black hearts. Not saying it was better than Maw, of course.

  • @cetusdf3380
    @cetusdf3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    the cognitive dissonance I have between my willingness to watch 90 minute movies versus watching something literally 3 times that length is absurd

    • @Thefuzzion115
      @Thefuzzion115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I don’t understand why this happens either I’m the exact same like so many people here

    • @tgrabbit8940
      @tgrabbit8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I think it's because when you decide to watch a movie you have to commit to pay close attention to it so that you get immersed in what is, most of the time, an unfamiliar world/setting. This is a lot easier to digest, more familiar and you even have the possibility to watch it on and off without losing enjoyment. That's how it is for me.

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@tgrabbit8940 I just don't like the high emotional cost that comes with a lot of movies and tv shows. This is just super chill. No emotional cost whatsoever.

    • @elijahamgast
      @elijahamgast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tgrabbit8940 ur brain is enormous

    • @rexstil
      @rexstil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is far more artful

  • @Burningpaladin1
    @Burningpaladin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    "And Northernlion wept, for he knew he had no more tier lists to conquer"

    • @Thefuzzion115
      @Thefuzzion115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Every northernlion binding of Isaac episode tier list

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don't we still have tier lists for Gungeon weapons, Indie games, NLSS members, pop bands, anime based solely on names, and socks?

    • @onceuponaban
      @onceuponaban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...Until March 31st, that is.

    • @williamapple7705
      @williamapple7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trinkets

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Thefuzzion115 S tier= Trainwreck
      F Tier= every other one.

  • @lukahovanec4192
    @lukahovanec4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    14:37 - The first placement of Athame
    1:59:26 - The argument and the promise of downgrading
    2:58:47 - The final placement of Athame

    • @strangecloud2447
      @strangecloud2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Athame's character arc had me rolling

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Where it belongs!

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's like the easiest A tier item ever, One room of flies and it spawns like 5 demon hearts. I think the egg's brain rot got to him on this one. But regardless, placing it in D is hilarious.

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@x10018ro Any item that incentivizes taking damage is C tier at best, change my mind. It doesn't always generate hearts, it can cause you to take bad damage on purpose and just die.
      Source: 1500 hours in Isaac

    • @x10018ro
      @x10018ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Madhatter1781 I don't care about your source 1500 hours, NL has more than all of us combined and I still disagree with him. It can turn bad damage into an upside with the damage ring alone, but see there it spawned 2 demon hearts, that's almost worth it already, potentially from a single use. If that happens two or three more times during a run, It's done dude. Who needs book of fucking revelations, if you get 10 demon hearts off Athame during a run. You'll get hit eventually anyways, so whats the fuss.

  • @TheCptAnthony
    @TheCptAnthony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Welcome to the D-tier" has to be the NL Chess Bot's catchphrase before he sends his queen on a suicide mission to smash yours.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to the D-tier
      We've got fun and anemia

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    The Athame Lobbying Association was struck a great blow this day.

    • @oozekip
      @oozekip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The single greatest attack against athame in history up until that point, topped only by the Great Athame Nerf of Q2 2021.

    • @beyazsapka3863
      @beyazsapka3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oozekip how did they nerf it ? I am not going devil deals that often since repentance so i haven't tried it yet.

    • @delz5863
      @delz5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beyazsapka3863 No more black hearts

    • @beyazsapka3863
      @beyazsapka3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@delz5863 Why the fuck did they do it to athame too. I can understand why maw of the void couldn't drop black hearts anymore but athame ? It sucks even more now.

    • @delz5863
      @delz5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beyazsapka3863 Yeah, it made no sense really

  • @knightofawesome100
    @knightofawesome100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Finally, the esports giant NLs magnum opus. This will be like watching the Mona Lisa being painted by Da Vinky himself

  • @dylandearinger2692
    @dylandearinger2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    “I have 1000 hours of experience”
    “So did I... In 2011”
    Brutal

    • @cherryfuchs
      @cherryfuchs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Absolute savage

    • @Topunito
      @Topunito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      bro that was SO fucking brutal like he had no chill

    • @finalshade14
      @finalshade14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

    • @jasonissm496
      @jasonissm496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@finalshade14 20:57

    • @HugoHauskrecht
      @HugoHauskrecht 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *speecheless*

  • @not_ryuka
    @not_ryuka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    “oops, i forgot to press record”

    • @TheGreatPurpleFerret
      @TheGreatPurpleFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Would be a funny bit but he streamed it and twitch export is actually decent now

    • @SadeceAtakan
      @SadeceAtakan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Imagine this wasn't a stream and he forgot to press record. 4 hours and 30 minutes of NL explaining and reasoning the items for himself.

    • @Northernlion
      @Northernlion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      scary stories in six words

  • @Whatthetrash
    @Whatthetrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I've actually watched this entire thing more than once. It's weird. It really doesn't *feel* that long. It's very cool to hear NL wax poetic about literally every single item in the game - like a lifetime of experience has prepared him for this moment. Very cool video indeed. :)

  • @puffpastri
    @puffpastri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    3:23:51 NL runs out of batteries

    • @Person-lc6qm
      @Person-lc6qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sounds like my nokia when i turn on vibrations

    • @michaelkopriva4131
      @michaelkopriva4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sounded so robotic

    • @DQBlizzard_
      @DQBlizzard_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dial up

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how the fuck does a human make a noise like that. what the hell

    • @pablonchas
      @pablonchas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mayamelodyegg1607 You see, northernlion is actually a cyborg sent from the future to do let's plays.

  • @gman9mm1
    @gman9mm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "We're gonna zip through these." *Looks at timestamp* Something tells me that's not gonna be the case. :P

  • @natevillemez2416
    @natevillemez2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    The fact that he has an item that just gives you spectral tears above continuum shows just how much he hates range upgrades

    • @HueyishXL
      @HueyishXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @kaidenb.7299
      @kaidenb.7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NL logic - spectral tears? oh cool name, good item
      - rAnge up and spectral tears??? ugh

    • @RoberioRoberioRoberio
      @RoberioRoberioRoberio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @alierk542
    @alierk542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Waiting for the day luna goes out of her mind seeing blue babys only friend was put in b tier when it singlehandedly gave NL the win in ultrahard

  • @dog1783
    @dog1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    IV Bag: “C doesn’t stand for situational, this is A tier when you can use it”
    Libra: “I’ll put it in C tier, which is our catch-all for situational items”
    No one caught the most masterful troll of them all

    • @DJ_RH
      @DJ_RH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Libra can ruin your synergy if blind-picked

    • @oozekip
      @oozekip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      IV bag is situationally useful, but it's pretty easy to actually make it good. Libra is much harder to make work, and in the wrong circumstances can be really bad.

  • @Jaypoke1
    @Jaypoke1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    If you're looking for a specific take on an item here's timestamps for when he gets to that part of the alphabet
    1-9 0:00
    A 3:00
    B 15:35
    C 53:24
    D 1:15:18
    EF 1:38:25
    GH 1:57:50
    IJ 2:19:03
    KL 2:26:35
    "Lil" 2:35:30
    MN 2:52:32
    OP 3:20:15
    RST 3:32:10
    "The" 4:02:38
    U-Z 4:22:24

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bless you

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic alphabet, 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKL"Lil"MNOPRST"The"UVWXYZ

    • @aprilmichel7816
      @aprilmichel7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you! This made looking for that one item much easier!

  • @QuietHerbivore
    @QuietHerbivore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    4hrs and 30mins, must be a speed run.

  • @arek.mp4
    @arek.mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    can someone smarter than me make a mod out of this that always shows the eggrank above the item pedestal?

    • @MajorasWrath1
      @MajorasWrath1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      And while we're at it, remove d tier items and make run ruining items the inverse of the "special" category. Once you see one, you don't see any others.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@MajorasWrath1 This is an ascended idea for an Isaac overhaul mod and I'm here for it.

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here in case this actually happens

    • @OneSpikeyGuy
      @OneSpikeyGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commenting incase it happens

    • @cheekym8init
      @cheekym8init 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment in case it happens

  • @braedencroft6202
    @braedencroft6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "That would take like 4 hours"
    *Looks at video length*
    Poggers dude

  • @jellevm
    @jellevm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    3:51:00 "I'm starting to realize how meaningless my life is, how much time I've put into this game."
    It took almost 4 hours, but doing this finally made him lose it.

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    27:00 "I'm not gonna explain what all the items do. [...] That's *4* HOURS just explaining items."
    Imagine that.

  • @Matreud
    @Matreud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Enele flexing his 18 thousand hours in the binding of isaac when chat disagrees with him is what I'm here for

  • @delongchen7656
    @delongchen7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I think we've reached it...
    The ultimate pog, nothing can outdo this

    • @chandler1684
      @chandler1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even when you think he reached max pog, he goes past his limit and delivers more pog than ever

    • @sjsharks0510
      @sjsharks0510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had thought that Family Feud was maximum pog. And then he releases Schlag Den Star

    • @chandler1684
      @chandler1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bungee pog just means something good

  • @tzhao8369
    @tzhao8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    he says "this is the most important video" on every tier list but this is truly the most important video

  • @jaredprovost2002
    @jaredprovost2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:38:20 "I mean, if you wanna split hairs, which has never been my strong suit" *looks directly at camera* oh NL, always impeccable wit

  • @greatbrandini3967
    @greatbrandini3967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My favorite part aside from the Athame rant was definitely when NL rated Broken Modem as a run ruining item, proceeds to exactly describe Broken Stopwatch as why it's bad, sees Broken Stopwatch, realizes he mixed the 2 items up, then proceeds to rank Broken Stopwatch as D tier. The Egg has been scrambled by broken items

  • @SOSASyoungin
    @SOSASyoungin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When you played that German game show game, I said that was the greatest content you ever made. That was quickly surpassed.

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a german, that video can't top any isaac tier list he is ever going to make :D Especially this one.

    • @ddp9381
      @ddp9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Shadow - BS who hurt you

  • @seanfield9172
    @seanfield9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Oh my God, he's acquired all the infinity stones and now he's chosen to snap!

  • @user-yf6ki3od7f
    @user-yf6ki3od7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "There's some irony here, I don't think this item [Blood Rights] is actually ever C. I think it's exclusively D, A, B or S"
    Blood Rights is a DABS item confirmed

  • @necromax13
    @necromax13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I'm telling my kids that this was Snyder's Justice League.

  • @Sickmmaner
    @Sickmmaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Timestamps in alphabetical order!*
    Numbers: 0:00
    A: 2:59
    B: 15:37
    C: 53:22
    D: 1:15:19
    E: 1:38:24
    F: 1:49:13
    G: 1:57:50
    H: 2:11:00
    I: 2:19:03
    J: 2:23:08
    K: 2:26:38
    L: 2:30:47
    M: 2:52:32
    N: 3:18:11
    O: 3:20:14
    P: 3:21:44
    Q: No items that start with Q
    R: 3:32:10
    S: 3:37:24
    T: 3:58:40 (Every item that starts with "The", like "The D6, The Inner Eye" is in here, so this is a long section)
    U: 4:22:24
    V: 4:23:45
    W: 4:25:50
    X, Y, Z: 4:29:09

  • @cooraa
    @cooraa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    He's actually gone mad. 4,5 hours ranking items from a video game. Analysing every. single. item. I've never respected and feared a man this much before.

    • @bot01020
      @bot01020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it’s because he’s also having fun doing them

  • @lucasmoraishenrique
    @lucasmoraishenrique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Let’s follow it up with a no stats or items Isaac run that takes 4hr and 30 min.

  • @MrTempestilence
    @MrTempestilence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    4 hours and 30 minutes of PURE POG

  • @killerorange1
    @killerorange1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    NL: “when you zoom out like that it looks like we’re almost done.”
    Also NL: Has three hours left in the video

  • @MeinzeBrouwer
    @MeinzeBrouwer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This man makes the 4,5 hour effort to talk about his opinion on every. single. item. in a game, and proceeds to not make the 5 minute effort to cut out the bathroom break. Honestly it's why I love the man, he's got his priorities in order.

  • @EveloGrave
    @EveloGrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Ill watch this before I get lunch"
    "Nevermind I'll eat lunch and dinner while I watch this."

  • @cutetrapayaya5332
    @cutetrapayaya5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Ill watch it on half the speed so I can Pog for 9 hours straight.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      based and eggpilled

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is the most honorable thing I have ever heard

    • @sethmurrin5273
      @sethmurrin5273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried 0.5 and he actually sounds drunk hahaha

  • @Korm
    @Korm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Mom - "Ok, just one more video before bed"
    Me -

  • @sarexui634
    @sarexui634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    20:57
    MY BOY NL WAS NOT F-ING AROUND

  • @THI4F
    @THI4F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    When grandma starts getting a little too senile and shits everywhere: 1:43:37

    • @AHaloway
      @AHaloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I want you to know that I find this to be the funniest youtube comment of all time.

    • @RADZina
      @RADZina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm not ready to sit down and watch this whole thing atm so i've been scrolling through comments for random timestamps and i did a whole SPITTAKE at this one, incredible

    • @facundokuttel9935
      @facundokuttel9935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow this is s tier comedy right here

    • @allypearlman5569
      @allypearlman5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck thats funny

    • @technocarp
      @technocarp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      W

  • @RugsRabbit
    @RugsRabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This joke has been beat to death but it's most appropriate here. We're on a new plane of career genocide.

  • @sonofhades57
    @sonofhades57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I'm not gonna spend like, 4 hours explaining what every item does!" Right, you're actually going to spend four and a half hours doing it.

  • @ikhsanul1274
    @ikhsanul1274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Please upload this to spotify, I need it.

    • @namenameson6722
      @namenameson6722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you get an app like TH-cam v anced (without the space), you can watch it with the screen off no problem

  • @Ch4rmander
    @Ch4rmander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    NL's idea of Glass Cannon returning your HP after finishing the room is actually really good, then it would be a cool item to use

  • @g7parsh
    @g7parsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Im not gonna explain what every item does, that'll take 4 hours at 30 seconds an item"

    • @pkmkb1
      @pkmkb1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tea was fantastic

  • @tessaw129
    @tessaw129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Whoever made this tier list is the real hero

  • @worms1244
    @worms1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Absolutely legendary. Following a youtuber for 10 years has finally paid off

  • @TheFireHawkDelta
    @TheFireHawkDelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Take a shot every time NL says they added 10,000 items that do nothing. I wonder what a post-Repentence list will look like a year from now, now that they've added more items like eye drops and stapler.

    • @dablux3892
      @dablux3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair eye drops is actually kinda unique, it's not a flat tears up, it only increaes the fire rate in one eye.

  • @engo7422
    @engo7422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I have 1000 hours of experience” “That’s crazy, so did I back in 2011.” God DAMN

  • @vortex_master
    @vortex_master 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After all these damn years... This is what I've been watching tens of thousands of hours of Isaac for. I like it when Egg talks Isaac, as good as the anecdotes are.

  • @Spirelord
    @Spirelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Waiting for the comment that timestamps his analysis for every single item

    • @camu_michh
      @camu_michh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that is straight up insane.

  • @nintoforgi
    @nintoforgi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    54:38 I always love it when Ryan breaks out the IMAX camera, really enhances the grandeur of the actions set pieces in his tier lists

  • @JacobieC
    @JacobieC ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think Cancer is almost a run-winning item. Three spirit hearts is huge AND wafer effect is one of the best thing you can have in the late game. It's the difference between taking 12 hits to die on Delerium versus taking 23 hits after it procs.

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Old NL would wanna fight you."
    "Yea, and Old NL would lose. I would've bent him in half the wrong way and threw him in a dumpster. With a 100% authority."
    Damn, NL takes no shit, even from himself.
    1:25:10

    • @Luke_Barz
      @Luke_Barz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dad strength coming through

  • @williambibens4508
    @williambibens4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    OOOH BABY THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT

  • @Grumblecakes15
    @Grumblecakes15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    With flawless Isaac item ranking, NL has truly ascended to his planar form. I WAS HERE!!!

  • @Breezeezee
    @Breezeezee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The "you can die with infinite money in your pocket" for Isaac's heart really got me. Truly pogged out of my gourd for this

  • @darkbeetlebot
    @darkbeetlebot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "oh this should be inter---"
    *sees video length*
    "holy mother of god."

  • @hamachibeans4471
    @hamachibeans4471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Northernlion in relation to eden’s blessing: Sure, you could start with isaac’s heart. What? Are you afraid of a good time?
    Also northernlion: isaac’s heart? Run ruining and we’re not even gonna talk about it
    Oh, what northernlion? Are you afraid of a good time?

  • @saprious
    @saprious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Can I watch one last video before my execution?"

  • @ObeseWizard
    @ObeseWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    He's actually done it

  • @anodomaniD
    @anodomaniD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:59:23 Athame rant is gold

  • @Assasyr
    @Assasyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:23:51 Nl officially confirmed to be an old dial-up modem

  • @CargoCommando
    @CargoCommando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    out of everything that should piss me off about this video, the one thing that does is the fact that Continuum (Spectral + Range + Recursive) is in D while Ouija Board (Spectral and *FUCKING NOTHING ELSE* at all) is in C tier above it.

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I hope he tries a "run ruining item only" run at some point!

    • @rudrod95_41
      @rudrod95_41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ed is gonna make it a last minute challenge haha

    • @RetsamX
      @RetsamX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rudrod95_41
      Everything to postpone the release :(

    • @yoissy
      @yoissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Repentance be like

  • @shushupyounaughtyminx4832
    @shushupyounaughtyminx4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Athame arc was incredible.

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    broke: watching 2 feature length films
    woke: watching an egg discuss items from a decade old game

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:06:00 The sass of this egg is iconic.
    "What game do you think you're in?" 😂

  • @samvankan6060
    @samvankan6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Old NL would fight you" "yeah and old NL would lose" absolute gold

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This one's going into the history books

  • @quadconjures
    @quadconjures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    alright I've been kind of tuned out of the NL content stream lately but this is worth a watch for nostalgia

    • @taylorcallizo1355
      @taylorcallizo1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same his twitch format sucks compared to his youtube stuff but this stuff is amazing

  • @GeorgesVTV
    @GeorgesVTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Nl was right about 70% of the items being useless and now he has proof

  • @olleekenberg
    @olleekenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved this video with all of my heart. I've watched it in bursts while driving to work, cooking, sleeping, e.t.c. Very good rambling. Thank you NL for this dedicated high quality content. four and a half hours of continuous talk is a long time and effort.

  • @shrimpstance
    @shrimpstance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i already know im gonna be rewatching this countless times in the next couple of years

  • @Nebuslob
    @Nebuslob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NL, thank you so much for your content over the years, been loving the recent changes and totally pogging up for all the variety.

  • @PigMan161
    @PigMan161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I swear to god if Dry Baby isn’t in “Won Run”

    • @SanctuaryADO
      @SanctuaryADO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have you sworn to God yet

    • @Pete--
      @Pete-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He put fart baby in D, despite it having almost the exact same utility with a worse effect.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pete-- you must have not seen the iconic dry baby run

  • @Kilroyan
    @Kilroyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man, the baby visiting at the end of this omega-length tier list about NL's most iconic game gave me some serious feels. It's been one heck of a decade man. I seriously appreciate the company.

  • @Mohgenstein
    @Mohgenstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy of Tier List

  • @coledorillo6685
    @coledorillo6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "1v1 mid in issac, i can take on 25 of you simultaneously" Has to be one of the top NL quotes of all time

  • @reksfilms8187
    @reksfilms8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    almost ten years in the making lol, here's to another decade of pog

  • @goblano4981
    @goblano4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We're going to do this without a lot of analysis."
    Don't worry. I've been studying this test since Day 1.

  • @damjanpavlicevic2897
    @damjanpavlicevic2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "I have 1000 hours of experience. That's crazy, so did I in 2011."

  • @Infinitystones83831
    @Infinitystones83831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watch this every night and use your soothing voice to go to sleep. Thank you NL. You keep me nightmare free.

  • @marciephoenix
    @marciephoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spectral tears: C tier
    Spectral tears plus a slightly negligible effect: D tier, how dare you insult me with this negligible bonus that I don't care about

  • @grabbag9287
    @grabbag9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Welcome to the Smile tier." Fantastic content as always NL.

  • @UnknownTrev
    @UnknownTrev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Playback Speed 2x is making NL seem like he’s an insane man

  • @griffinnb
    @griffinnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “It’s always nice to get a syringe, if that makes sense.”
    -2021 NL out of context
    Off to a great start this year

    • @TheNonfaktor
      @TheNonfaktor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Classic Vancouver resident

  • @samvargas3825
    @samvargas3825 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would love to see this list updated, two reasons one I could listen to NL talk for hours two much has changed

  • @LithNeo
    @LithNeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    27 Minutes In - "We arent going to go over every item, that would take like, 4 hours if I explain what they all do"
    - Checks Vid Length and it clocks in at 4 1/2 hours -

  • @zachdig4067
    @zachdig4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'd love to see sinvicta react to this

    • @rudrod95_41
      @rudrod95_41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god that's like 15 videos