Ranking every drink in history (Tier List)

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  • @ChefBagel
    @ChefBagel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    After going so long without the sustenance that is nl’s takes on groceries and similarly mundane items, the savior has returned to tell us why our favorite drink is actually dogshit.

    • @TooKorky
      @TooKorky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I only feel eggs validation as my favourite is water

    • @Charlies_Factory
      @Charlies_Factory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TooKorky to be fair it should be everyone’s “drink daily” as it is literally the sustenance of all life. So your validation should be taken lightly. Or very heavily? Idk

    • @GamingEpic9812
      @GamingEpic9812 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Charlies_FactoryI only drink water on sundays

  • @oliverb7897
    @oliverb7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    the fact that water didn't go in to "I'll stick with water, thanks" is a tragedy

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The logical implications are frightening ngl

    • @justaguyyknow8730
      @justaguyyknow8730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Water is better than water confirmed ?!!1!!1!!1!

    • @serroga2000
      @serroga2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @nobodyburgen4594
      @nobodyburgen4594 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @simonbergqvist
      @simonbergqvist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To be fair its the "worse then water" category, not "as good as water".
      And water isn't worse then water.

  • @jSteez360
    @jSteez360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    “God gives his toughest tasks to his strongest soldiers” -NL 2022

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I read this as he was saying this lmfao

    • @ky-sc1su
      @ky-sc1su 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThatOneIrishFurry same lol

    • @MF_Jab
      @MF_Jab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp?

    • @tannerlarson276
      @tannerlarson276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MF_Jab 45:00

    • @maouoreo
      @maouoreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      god tier comment

  • @yungthunder2681
    @yungthunder2681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    It's a weird time in the world that my favorite content on the internet is a bald man ranking grocery items and judging redditors

    • @G33KST4R
      @G33KST4R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      im pogging

    • @paperbaggy3
      @paperbaggy3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's bald??

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "I'll be your adblock"
    *proceeds to stop and read out all the ads to us...

  • @cassiboi1423
    @cassiboi1423 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    describing bubble tea as “swanky juice” is why no one else can fill the NL void

  • @purplatypus7405
    @purplatypus7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I used to work with a 45 year old woman who said at least once a week that "The taste of water makes me puke" I am still not convinced she was actually human.

    • @cibor07
      @cibor07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That was a rat-human hybrid, probably.

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its pretty metallic. I drink it because it's really healthy sure, but I won't lie it's not what I would call good-tasting. I feel like we're all exaggerating here, you, your co-worker, NL saying it's delicious. Its just water, its kinda bad, you aren't cool for liking what you need to drink to have a functioning healthy body. I feel like most people are just acting or just fake it until they condition themselves. But then again it wouldn't be the internet if people weren't sensationalistic.

    • @sucrow7659
      @sucrow7659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Depends on the city/well you get it from. It can be pretty gross even if it’s perfectly safe to drink

    • @Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle
      @Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Generally speaking, if my choices are be thirsty, or drink water, I'm choosing to be thirsty 98% of the time. I can recall several times in my life where I didn't consume any water (on it's own) for upwards of six months at a time. Most water just tastes bad. Not "makes me puke" bad, but just... IDK how to describe it well. It's like eating minimally cooked plain oatmeal, but minus the interesting texture.
      I will say, though, that there was one variety of water that I found to be tasty. It was an artesian well that used to be in downtown Olympia, WA that contained it. it kinda just leaked out through this weird pipe in the middle of some paved lot. I know how that sounds, but it was good. Since then, if it's not on that level, I don't fuck with it.

    • @buttnuts2599
      @buttnuts2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@lautaroescarlon7501 damn i feel like an asshole for underapreciating having good tap water in my area. I have never every thought water to be metallic, if anything it's a bit sweet.

  • @bittabants
    @bittabants 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    S-Tier not being named "Juice Me" is devastating.

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Little juice, little tease. Or was it squeeze.

    • @algumnomeaihehe
      @algumnomeaihehe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro you said the line XD also you said the "is devastating" meme words like other in-groupers say it! wow

    • @SilverionX
      @SilverionX ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@algumnomeaihehe Is your nickname a license plate number?

    • @chillstorm2341
      @chillstorm2341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@SilverionX license plate enthusiast

  • @ResidentHooook
    @ResidentHooook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    NL simply had to tank the analytics, 1M subs was coming was too fast.

    • @Charlies_Factory
      @Charlies_Factory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Super auto pets did a number on the sub count. Didnt even notice thought he still had like 350k.

    • @blaken2880
      @blaken2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Charlies_Factory He did see a jump but he was in 800k since like 2020

  • @jamesericson1239
    @jamesericson1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Gotta admire the art direction of 2007 meme formatting for 95% of these beverages.

    • @Smoneey
      @Smoneey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I could totally see that image of a glass of water with “water” in impact font become some modern zoomer meme with 20 layers of irony to it

    • @trulsarnes8277
      @trulsarnes8277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Smoneey I'm a zoomer and can confirm. As soon as he scrolled down and the pictures showed up I laughed more than I'd like to admit

    • @ivanjermakov
      @ivanjermakov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Smoneey it's already happening

    • @steveharveyoswald6248
      @steveharveyoswald6248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gatorade being labeled "Energy Drinks" with 100% sincerity made me laugh pretty hard.

    • @kvxztdr
      @kvxztdr ปีที่แล้ว

      bottom text

  • @NicolaeHolley
    @NicolaeHolley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    These 90+ minute videos of NL just ranting about [home appliances/snack foods/drinks/TBOI items] are life to me.

    • @V0r4xiz
      @V0r4xiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! I am also fully willing to admit that this is probably some of the worst ways to spend your time and builds an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a man who, at best acknowledges your cheeky taunts during the rare win over him at a Malf SAP invitational during the early rounds, abusing shop difference and, at worst doesn't know who you are nor has the time or reason to care to know. [imagine NL interjecting with "You're losing me my jury!" for your entertainment while reading this chat essay] But god dammit, I love it and I won't have it any other way.

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@V0r4xiz Too real ;-;

  • @kienducpham1136
    @kienducpham1136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    NL: complains people having too much time on threir hands
    Also NL: making tier list on drinks
    Also me: watching man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time

    • @aBlackMage
      @aBlackMage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me: reading your comment about watching a man rate drinks and complaining about people wasting time. At 2AM.
      What am I doing with my life

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buddha got it right man, time is just a circle. We’re all just stuck in an endless cycle of having too much time and complaining about it. This is our samsara.

    • @awyoung706
      @awyoung706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also NL: Making $$ to support himself and his family while having a blast and doing what he loves.
      Damn this man is too entertaining and has life solved lol.

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least he gets paid for it

  • @shadeling8708
    @shadeling8708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    NL's bone broth bubble tea rant was the most surreal thing i've experienced all week. Truly the ravings of an utter madman

    • @loganfinn2728
      @loganfinn2728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

  • @AmbieandJin
    @AmbieandJin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    NL's rants like the one after the vanilla milk is the reason why I watch these 2 hr tier lists.

    • @FallenSkater1940
      @FallenSkater1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it was the rant after the soy milk that got me

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FallenSkater1940 “they all taste the fuckin same”

    • @loganfinn2728
      @loganfinn2728 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

  • @rumham5480
    @rumham5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    NL has the drink tastes of a middle aged dad in suburbia

    • @reinoflame
      @reinoflame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      thats literally his description

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What exactly did you expect? The drink tastes of a young street ruffian girl?

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surely a middle aged suburban dad should be way more pro-milk tea.

    • @r68saga31
      @r68saga31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Him putting soy milk up there and milk down there proves not only that you’re wrong but also why he’s balding and doesn’t have an impressive beard.

  • @snacktimeforme7086
    @snacktimeforme7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Disliked unsubbed and a predator missile is heading directly to your location

  • @spidersteve639
    @spidersteve639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I know it's just the tier names, but I'm highly entertained by the thought of going to a children's softball game, and getting banana milk out of the orange cooler.

  • @Akrna47
    @Akrna47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Having water be S tier means basically everything below it is in the "ill stick to water, thanks" tier

  • @cammyboig
    @cammyboig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Me: I don't agree with many of this man's opinions but I respect them
    NL: Artificial banana flavor is kinda goated
    Me: This dude is actually fucking insane

    • @ArtemisCartography
      @ArtemisCartography 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Artificial banana flavor tastes like a banana species that went extinct a half century ago due to monoculture making it vulnerable to a fungal disease. It's what actual bananas used to taste like before we were forced to pivot to the kind of bananas we eat now because they resisted the fungus. And honestly I agree with NL; artificial banana is kinda goated.

    • @newmeta2668
      @newmeta2668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ArtemisCartography artificial banana tastes nothing like modern bananas, yet it is still good in its own way

    • @minhuang8848
      @minhuang8848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@newmeta2668Yes, that's what they said; the commonly known aroma is conceived around the Gros Michel which got pretty much wiped out during the 20th century but still remains in the collective consciousness as the flavor profile stays popular. There are tons of different-tasting bananas on top.

    • @dogetaxes8893
      @dogetaxes8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah I’m banana pilled, Artificial banana flavour doesn’t really taste like bananas but it’s still goated.

    • @caramelvictim193
      @caramelvictim193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thankful that species of banana went extinct 🙏 shit tastes vile

  • @MrGreedylou
    @MrGreedylou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Watching this as a British person I realised that beverages are probably our greatest social difference…

    • @buttnuts2599
      @buttnuts2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NL represent all of North America confirmed.

    • @MrGreedylou
      @MrGreedylou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@buttnuts2599 I meant the differences in beverages not opinion

    • @nauseasnarwhal1230
      @nauseasnarwhal1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrGreedylou These beverages are honestly still pretty regional and of course it doesn’t have other regional NA drinks

    • @Trancerrr
      @Trancerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apple tango S tier

    • @TheRausing1
      @TheRausing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right, what is ‘milk tea’?

  • @dravarian26
    @dravarian26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Most people just ambiently wander through life in a daze of consumption. 'Oh this is good!', 'sweet mmmm'. Every move they see: 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!', 'I think this is the best movie I've ever seen!'
    I'm constantly turning the gears in there. Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good because it's hitting an animal part of my brain or does it just taste good because it's hitting an executive function level in my brain?
    I compare and contract. I look at them across different continuums and gradients of criteria. That's why I'm the only one that has to do the tier list. God gives his hardest tasks to his strongest soldiers. So you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunching the damn numbers.
    Bubble tea."

    • @arbitrayer
      @arbitrayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New copypasta confirmed

  • @latifoljic
    @latifoljic ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The concept of ordering Gatorade at a restaurant is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks

  • @blahblorp9015
    @blahblorp9015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i appreciate the art of a moving, emotional and yet completely raitonal rant. 44:22 - 45:18 is masterful.

    • @loganfinn2728
      @loganfinn2728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF! MOST PEOPLE JUST AMBIENTLY WANDER THROUGH LIFE IN A DAZE OF CONSUMPTION. Oooh this is good *slurpslurpslurp* sweet! Mmmm! Every movie they see: I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I think this is the best movie I've ever seen! I'M CONSTANTLY TURNING THE GEARS IN THERE! Why do I like this? Should I like this? What purpose does it serve? Does it just taste good, uh because it's hitting like an animal part of my brain or does it taste good because it's hitting, uh, an executive function level in my brain? I- guh, COMPARE AND CONTRAST, I LOOK AT THEM ACROSS DIFFERENT CONTINUUMS AND GRADIENTS OF CRITERIA...THAT'S WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO THE TIER LIST! THAT'S- guh- GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST TASKS to his strongest soldiers, okay? So yeah, you can say -2 all you want. I'm the only one crunchin' the damn numbers. Bubble tea.

  • @rowlofobro2
    @rowlofobro2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Hi, grape nerd here. Grape juice sold in North America is made from concord grapes whereas grape juice out of North America is made from vitis vinifera, the same species that is used for the vast majority of wine grapes. Grape juice tastes completely different out of North America, the people saying grape juice taste like wine are not as crazy as they sound, they just aren't from NA.

    • @PsydeON
      @PsydeON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THANK YOU I was looking for someone else that also said this.

  • @BenEvolved
    @BenEvolved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Honey come quick, new NL tier list

    • @thomasandrewclifford
      @thomasandrewclifford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honey doesn't go on the tier list, it goes on the badger

    • @BenEvolved
      @BenEvolved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasandrewclifford +2

    • @TheSniper9752
      @TheSniper9752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomasandrewclifford -2

  • @jordanseedall2340
    @jordanseedall2340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I laughed outloud when NL went "It gives it a good competitive edge" about water helping you survive

  • @MrGreenYeti
    @MrGreenYeti ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "It's designed to taste like food a bee would eat." Is one of the most incredible things out of NL's mouth this year

  • @YodasPapa
    @YodasPapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a milk lover I was losing it at the milk rant. "You can't have cereal any more without milk."

    • @JaninaStormborn
      @JaninaStormborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NL clearly has different views on cereal and milk :D

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never eaten cereal with milk in my life. I am a dry cereal kinda guy.

  • @josejaviermartinezquinones5706
    @josejaviermartinezquinones5706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is the perfect thing to watch whilst drinking some nice crisp water

  • @cowboi61
    @cowboi61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This man is the platonic ideal of the modern day stoic

  • @0Rookie0
    @0Rookie0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Milk, milk tea, boba and chocolate being sent to the shadow realm was just too much NL. The world can not take it all at once like that.

  • @Ironsix6six
    @Ironsix6six 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I would never order a Gatorade at a restaurant that's psychotic" I fell on the floor laughing

  • @zengakukatsu
    @zengakukatsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Honestly NL's Americano anecdote may have been the best advice I have been given all year. Thanks for payin it forward to the homies

  • @bradleysamuel7403
    @bradleysamuel7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You can live solely off milk for the longest time out of anything on this list. It is POG

    • @guppy719
      @guppy719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I don't hardly ever drink milk on its own but having it so far below its inferior plant based counterparts is a crime unless you are lactose intolerant. The whole milk makes coffee sour made me realize that he has some deep rooted irrational issue with milk.

    • @moredcaicyrus2826
      @moredcaicyrus2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Im starting to think nl is secretly lactose intolerant and thats why he hates all milk

    • @0Rookie0
      @0Rookie0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moredcaicyrus2826 I'm lactose intolerant and buy the lactose free stuff. Drink that shit near daily if you count some cereal. He's off his gourd. Big milk has his favorite auntie imprisoned. Any drink like a soda (or any chemically made fruit flavor) is waaay worse for you than milk is "not as good as people say it is for you." Same weird take as boba tea, like it's popular yeah, its not as good as some people claim, but its still pretty damn good. His tier list, his rules though lol

    • @moredcaicyrus2826
      @moredcaicyrus2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@0Rookie0 ya i agreed with his list besides anything milk related, milk anything is a to s tier, tho when i was a kid everything milk related would be a f tho

    • @gijsdevisser4226
      @gijsdevisser4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Milk is not healthy at all, the calcium is just added in.

  • @NarcissistMargarine
    @NarcissistMargarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Boba tea? Overrated. Imagine going to a store to just buy one drink, like "we sell Pepsi" lmao? Ridiculous.
    Imagine if they sold, idk, coffee like that? That'd be crazy.

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr?

    • @Trancerrr
      @Trancerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um excuse me but coffee shops do not only sell coffee, they have lattes and cappuccinos as well. Boba tea is just one thing

    • @NarcissistMargarine
      @NarcissistMargarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Trancerrr I can't tell if you're serious or if you forgot that there is more than 1 type of tea lol

    • @Trancerrr
      @Trancerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NarcissistMargarine there are many coffees. But tea is tea.

    • @NarcissistMargarine
      @NarcissistMargarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Trancerrr uhhh idk about that one chief. Last I checked there were literally hundreds of varieties of tea. Like green. And herbal. And black. And white. And oolong. And yerba mate. And yellow.

  • @buttnuts2599
    @buttnuts2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The people saying water makes them feel sick/ it tastes bad literally need to go get checked by a doctor and ask them about it, or get a water filter and see if that helps. It's should taste like nothing/good in the sense that it satisfies your thirst.

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A lot people live in areas where their water isn’t necessarily dangerous but it has a high enough concentrate to just taste like metal. The school water was so foul it made me think I hated water.

    • @miniclip1162
      @miniclip1162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think people are crazy when they say water doesn't taste like anything. Every single source of water I've ever had has a different taste. the different metals/minerals that are in it give it a different taste. Usually I only drink ice cold tap water, but I don't mind water in general. but don't ever give me SPA bottled water or I will legit want to puke. that shit tastes like its gone bad and its fucking water. Give me Poland Spring water and ill be just as happy as you giving me a soda. I know for a fact I like it when my water has a high magnesium level. Water totally tastes different. heck even when I filter my tap water I taste a difference. I think people who think water tastes like nothing honestly only had water from one source or something. heck I moved from Belgium to the USA and I taste a difference in tap water. Belgium gets its water from the ground and has a high calcium content. tastes completely different to what ever the fuck I get now. That being said, people who say they get sick from water usually only drink sugary drinks and were never taught as kids to drink water. totally fucked with their perception and yeah compared to cola water is fucking disgusting. but if you have a healthy drink life, water should not make you feel bad, quite the opposite.

    • @caramelvictim193
      @caramelvictim193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miniclip1162 so true, so true. People who say water doesn't have a taste don't know what they're talking about. Hell, even within a country, the water at my friends house who lives about 30km away tastes completely different.

    • @miniclip1162
      @miniclip1162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caramelvictim193 exactly!

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My grandma says she hates water and always drinks flavored stuff like soda or whatever except when taking her meds. She's 91 and still going strong, for a 91 year old. My sister who has been exercising and eating right since teenage years got cancer when she was 34. What I'm trying to say is life is unfair. Even so you should still tilt the odds in your favor by living a little bit healthy.

  • @legion999
    @legion999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I very rarely drinks sodas nowadays, but I can easily the difference between regular coke and regular pepsi. NL is wrong. Also any citrus juice not only has sugar but also the acid softens your enamel.

  • @baseballgenius3
    @baseballgenius3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The only milk this man will drink is banana milk!?!? He’s lost his GD mind

  • @voided_sun
    @voided_sun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it just me, or is refridgerated tap water like 5x better than plain tap water?

  • @slashes22
    @slashes22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm high key mad that Water hasn't been allocated to "I'll stick with water, thanks".

  • @domvalentine9137
    @domvalentine9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    honestly he kinda lost me at the school milk cartons i remember id pop those bad boys open down the whole thing in like 10 seconds, id drink all my friends ones too i was obsessed with whatever the fuck those freaks were putting in that fake chocolate milk, i dont even like normal chocolate milk but i could chug those school milk cartons all day

    • @TheSnoopKat
      @TheSnoopKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      word

    • @Philgob
      @Philgob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FAXXXXX!!!

    • @oozekip
      @oozekip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only ever got them because we were required to get a milk carton for school lunches for some reason (aka milk industry lobbying), but at my school at least they were always kept at just above freezing (or actually just frozen), and let me just say that near-frozen skim milk is probably the closest you can get to "water: the flavor", somehow even moreso than just straight water.

    • @doghat1619
      @doghat1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey hey hey, sip your friends.

  • @josephs9303
    @josephs9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As we all know the best drink to sip is your friends.

  • @dniederd
    @dniederd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel attacked by NLs description of how a normal person consumes wine.

  • @brokengirrafe
    @brokengirrafe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "bukkake carafe" is the best juxtaposition I've heard since "cosmic gumbo"

  • @nikanna75
    @nikanna75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am a pediatrician in childrens hospital and choccy milk is my guilty pleasure :)))

    • @buttnuts2599
      @buttnuts2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It shouldn't be guilty choccy milk is for all ages and all times of the day.

  • @thewalrus2035
    @thewalrus2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Milk isn't gonna fix your bones, but it still has a lot of good stuff in it

    • @mirkwood11
      @mirkwood11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are better ways to get nutrients. You're drinking a product meant to mature a calf into a full grown cow.

    • @thewalrus2035
      @thewalrus2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mirkwood11 I know, it just bothered me that he said milk wasn't good for you, because it literally is (as far as I know)

    • @samus598
      @samus598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mirkwood11 No, it's a product that is produced for the purpose of putting into bottles to be put on the shelf for human consumption. I'm surprised you didn't know that!

  • @rwinkler4321
    @rwinkler4321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I listen to these videos as podcasts multiple times, just whenever I need something in the background.

  • @JanMaykiel
    @JanMaykiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Water: would drink daily, would keep in the fridge, maybe in a restaurant, in a softball game.

  • @thunderbird0134
    @thunderbird0134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow, I have never felt more aligned with NL’s crazy analytical view of the world and I am here for it

  • @tarnin
    @tarnin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Time to settle in boys. Grab a cup of coffee and spark one up. I can feel the pogs through my screen.

  • @YooToo69
    @YooToo69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The weirdest take here was not the milk but the fact that he called espresso not coffee unless you dilute it with water.

  • @RecliningWhale
    @RecliningWhale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man's in his thirties yet already referring to himself as middle-aged. NL out here trying to speedrun life too lol

  • @joristammes5311
    @joristammes5311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Top 3:
    1. Milk
    2. Water
    3. Chocolate milk

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chocolate milk under water but regular milk over water is a pretty brave opinion

    • @jacobl4699
      @jacobl4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is quite the brave take, but I respect it

  • @UptightGentleman
    @UptightGentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is going to go crazy when he discovers where cheese comes from.

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the same opinions on dairy milk as NL on milk alternatives. It's great as an ingredient but I would never just drink a glass, that's weird. I drink a glass of non dairy milk pretty often though.

  • @DasAngryGerman
    @DasAngryGerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love how the whole thing is just doomed from the start because his tier categories are D tier

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Puts Water in haven't tried it.
    *Refuses to elaborate*
    Posts tier list

  • @michaeldodds333
    @michaeldodds333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have covid and this is the kind of content that is honestly healing me.

    • @Trancerrr
      @Trancerrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you're feeling better

    • @Mc96P
      @Mc96P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you made it

  • @chandl34
    @chandl34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Most of my drinks these days include unsweetened, black tea and Ocean Spray cranberry juice mixes. There's a great lack of juices in this list.

    • @miniclip1162
      @miniclip1162 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are a person of my heart. black tea (or green tea i honestly have periods where i switch sides) and cranberry juice is so fucking good. + cranberry is perfect to use with other juices or smoothies!

  • @Nofxthepirate
    @Nofxthepirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I drank primarily juice/soda/milk until I was in my mid 20s just because of my family culture. All it took for me to prefer water was like 3 months where I gradually went from full sugar drinks to stevia, to drink tablets, to water. Water can definitely be an acquired taste.

  • @FOmar151
    @FOmar151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    100% on the white grape juice, kids in the 90s drank it every day until we got sick of it. I'm finding that mixed juices sweetened with white grape are pretty good nowadays, but I do drink predominately water because I want to stay alive.

  • @PsydeON
    @PsydeON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Grape juice isn't necessarily artificially flavoured. We Spaniards drink 'mosto', a type of grape juice that consists of freshly crushed grape juice, as well as some of the fruit itself (skin, seeds). It's one of the steps in the process of wine distillation

  • @haman_karn
    @haman_karn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy cow the rant at the end had me dying. Thank you NL

  • @bennikk
    @bennikk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how you can confidently state why you dont or do like a certain thing, and explain your thought process. Subbed.

    • @handtomouth4690
      @handtomouth4690 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes he can be confident in being wrong though, lol.

  • @234fddesa
    @234fddesa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm clutching my floppy degenerating grey matter and massaging it back into shape to no effect after this man has chosen to do a drink list when he is apparently a water guzzler and a hydro homie

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm at 7:35 hoping for water to get put in "I'll stick with water, thanks" tier

  • @SuperSuccessfulTroll
    @SuperSuccessfulTroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    if milk isnt top of top tier, the tier list is wrong

  • @thesecondtwin8683
    @thesecondtwin8683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    eating my dinner while nl says he can crush me on the pleton. love you man!

  • @henrykenyon
    @henrykenyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i wanna see an NL fridge tour now after hearing all the things he would keep it stocked with lets see whats going on in there

  • @Sonian018
    @Sonian018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NL tier list tier list when?

  • @CRAETION_
    @CRAETION_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is content I am subscribed for

  • @alexanderbergh830
    @alexanderbergh830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thought i would terribly disagree and was surprised to find this list similar to my own

  • @777wrath
    @777wrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are you telling me this guy has never, NEVER had Eggnog?

  • @ach31337
    @ach31337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was pouring milk into my coffee just as you went on your rant about how weird the concept of drinking milk is. I've often thought that, but of course still use it.

  • @adriannpacheco9953
    @adriannpacheco9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    more accurate title: NothernLion discusses milk conspiracy

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the grape juice treason is real. Grape juice is the king of fruit juices, but there is a huge variance between the bad and the good ones, although that's mostly due to how godly the good ones are

  • @davidmelo9862
    @davidmelo9862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, the inception of strawmen on the wine take was good, making up a guy who's making up a guy.

  • @egmusic1925
    @egmusic1925 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:55 bro pronounces the Mexican soda jarritos like he a pirate Lmaoo

  • @jarm3752
    @jarm3752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah I like bubble tea but I don't like how it makes others happy so d tier probably

  • @nicholaslogan6840
    @nicholaslogan6840 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like a proper two hour tier list. Is there a tier list video of Northerlion tier list videos?

  • @thomasandrewclifford
    @thomasandrewclifford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Name a better ad blocker than NL I'll wait

  • @ozymandias3456
    @ozymandias3456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we get a cocktail tier list

  • @ajaxorion
    @ajaxorion ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I broke my finger when I was like 9 and went to urgent care and they gave me a cast, the next week we went to get it x-rayed and the doctor was pissed that someone told me to put my finger in a cast, he said I should just drink milk and let it heal
    idk how effective milk was/is but my finger works exactly the same as the non-broken one now so idk

  • @snooks5607
    @snooks5607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:29 yea no doubt one of those products with best before a year into future but then small print says "when opened 2 days in the fridge"

  • @zachr2773
    @zachr2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Milk is absolutely an S-tier beverage. Forget all the health-conscious arguments, milk tastes amazing and quenches thirst like none other. I’m not ashamed to say that I frequently drink more milk than I do water, and I know that’s not something to be proud of, but screw it. If I stop at a gas station on a road trip, milk will be my first drink, and a bottle of water will then last me the remainder of the trip. Midnight cotton mouth? Catch me swigging from the gallon in the fridge. Eating something salty or spicy? Milk is the BATMAN to the Robin. I can easily go through at least a gallon a week, regardless of the type (i.e. skim, 2%, chocolate). Milk is love, milk is life.

  • @BrownEyedPrincess1
    @BrownEyedPrincess1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to dislike the taste of water too because all water tasted very metallic to me. I didn't drink plain water until I was like 25 lol. I like water now but some waters still have an odd metallic taste to me.

    • @lautaroescarlon7501
      @lautaroescarlon7501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @buttnuts2599
      @buttnuts2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where the fuck do people get metallic water... Use a water filter if it so bad.

  • @prodXenia
    @prodXenia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The anti-milk pilled NL discussion may be the most hilarious content I've ever consumed. As a dairy-free person I finally feel seen. All my homies hate cow breast secretion.

    • @minhuang8848
      @minhuang8848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then says something like "people don't drink a glass of almond milk"

    • @notfred1233
      @notfred1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your bloodline is weak and I shall dance on your graves when the winter claims you.

    • @Madhatter1781
      @Madhatter1781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I 100% agree, also never call it that again please 😂

    • @SpingotGoomer
      @SpingotGoomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm lactose intolerant and I can tell you for sure all of us still love cow breast secretion

  • @thamachoswedishpotat
    @thamachoswedishpotat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This list is fucking insane

  • @oozekip
    @oozekip ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen some psychotic takes from chat in my days, but trying to argue that grape juice/soda tastes even remotely like wine certainly has to be up there.

  • @EricJCaraballoso
    @EricJCaraballoso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bit about the delivery people is absolutely hilarious.

  • @jaylenpriester4362
    @jaylenpriester4362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta love the variety of the thumbnails 😭😂

  • @sharkbit3547
    @sharkbit3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nl>podcasts
    I strive to have banter so powerful it singlehandedly outclasses that of 4 peoples cohesive conversation

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i've never seen chat move this fast"

  • @boa_firebrand
    @boa_firebrand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    root beer is supposed to be sarsaparilla or sassafras adjacent, occasionally with other flavors for example barq's has licorice.

  • @ambozz3726
    @ambozz3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Disliking energy drinks is unbelievably based.

  • @solh0029
    @solh0029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who made this tier list? Sprite, 7up, Diet Coke, Coke, Pepsi, pineapple soda, root beer, apple soda, orange soda, grape soda... no Mountain Dew?

    • @samus598
      @samus598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamers are being oppressed yet again! Rise up!

  • @chubbyteletubby248
    @chubbyteletubby248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I fall in the “I drink milk cause i like the taste” category. I drink a gallon in a day and a half. I know. It’s a crazy amount of milk but I just like the way it tastes. If I don’t drink sweet tea with dinner I drink milk. I drink it regularly thru the day. I just like it.

    • @gijsdevisser4226
      @gijsdevisser4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insanely unhealthy, have fun with lactose intolerance later in life 🥲

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you ever tried tea with milk but no sweetener? It was a revelation for me, a fellow milk fanatic.

    • @chubbyteletubby248
      @chubbyteletubby248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gijsdevisser4226 so you’re telling me my body having built up the ability to process lactose better than most is actually going to cause me issues past my late 40s? Fuck. Sounds like everything else that develops with old age. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @chubbyteletubby248
      @chubbyteletubby248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts in fact I have. Absolutely wonderful. Believe it or not when I drink my coffee in the morning I use real heavy cream as my creamer. Not milk, half and half, or even non dairy creamers. Full real cream for me

    • @samus598
      @samus598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chubbyteletubby248 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. This guy milks. Heavy cream in the coffee, milk all day long. I guess it's different for people who have to ration out calories but for me it's hard to gain weight so I drink as much whole milk and heavy cream as I please, and often I please a lot. Juice me. Squeeze me. Milk me.
      My body craves it, I always feel good after drinking it. I've been drinking lots since I was a kid, not one shred of lactose intolerance as this other crazy person seems to think will happen. Challenge accepted, I will be the milk pioneer, I will seek out this fabled "drink so much milk you can't drink milk" line out there on the open, frothing, shimmering full-fat seas.

  • @astrodog2044
    @astrodog2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it's a tier list but it's also secretly just drink categories.

  • @Ohmycapitan
    @Ohmycapitan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching this whole video the only thing that bothered me was chat saying a Cappuccino was just a "Latte with more foam" or a coffee with "14% less espresso".
    A Cappuccino is more similar to a Latte with a lot less milk. As a milk hater, you'd prefer a Cappuccino over a Latte. Same amount of Espresso.

  • @heathersherr3904
    @heathersherr3904 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The pineapple juice story is absolutely scarring