Jerma Streams - TV Superstars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- Jerma archived TV Superstars (The original title of this stream was "Hollywood, Here I come!'", and was originally streamed/recorded on September 1st, 2017)
This video is part of a larger stream that went 1. Yoostar 2: In The Movies, 2. TV Superstars
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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My biggest regret in life is not finding Jerma years ago
at least you've found him!
Same
Same here
Better late than never my friend
Me too
*LIFE IS PAIN. I HA-*
I love how in game it seems like hes getting cut off.
I always forgot about this so it always took me by surprise ;DDDDDD
Lemon Melon every time he said that I couldn’t stop laughing it never got old to me 😂
Same :D
Edit : The part where he says it multiple times during the paintball thing XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT BREATHE
*LIFE IS PAIN, I HA-*
The "LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE!" sound was probably the funniest thing I have heard in my life. It brought me to tears, which has never happened before. I'm really glad I caught this stream last night.
jeez was it that funny?
@@_Shadows__ Yes.
3 years later replying this comment. nothing interesting here.
this is one of the funniest god damn things i’ve seen in a long time loved this stream
@@iCookCrystalMeth it's so good it's my text tone for my boyfriend LMAO
1:13:32 It says "Run over as many panels as you can"
but he got too excited by the prospect of murder and his brain read it out as
"Run as over as many people as you can". What a psycho
he is just a silly guy! X3
the amount of joy I felt hearing him say like “is it even worth it to play more of this” knowing there’s like an hour and a half left was incomparable
1:05:20
"You're thinking about your dentist now, who's hot. But the dental fees make you spit."
Someone wrote this.
Yeah it's really funny
Wtf
Wait what? Am I understanding this right? Isn't this like a kids game
@@samgomez9942 What is so wrongly inappropriate about this line?
@@Noid idk I was tired and I think I read too much into it
*THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND M-MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS... I CAN SM-*
when did he say that?
Last Sinister 1:31:03
*”THEY HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS! FUCKING **_P-PLEASE HELP-“_*
>left youtube on autoplay
>fell asleep
>woke up
>thought this was stream highlights
>realised it's not 2ndjerma
>the stream is the highlight
1:50:17 "Remember the deodorant commercial? I sold that."
*1 hour earlier*
40:22 "Don't buy this product, it's a fucking SCAM"
People love an anarchist.
Jerma immediately abandoning the actual prompt during the egg rap and freestyling like Parappa had me on the floor
Moments Worthy Being in a Compilation.
10:00 - Ohhhh, that’s scary!
11:37 - *LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-*
14:03 - Jeremy gets startled!
16:25 - EGGS, EGGS, *CRACK THOSE EGGS!*
17:21 - PANCAKES PROVE WITH THIS PANCAKE!
17:41 - *grab the pan and flip it, my friend.*
26:36 - Toilet Sheriff. It’s high noon for gamers. Ger- *GERMS!*
29:56 - **strips clothes off in possible anger**
32:09 - I’m trying to write *M U R D E R* on my forehead!
38:48 - You smell, so you’re la-!
40:22 - *DON’T BUY THIS PRODUCT, IT’S A F***IN SCAM.*
50:06 - THIS HURTS!
1:01:23 - Try Thunder for a clean machine, *YOU F***ING WANKER!*
1:07:34 - *brush your teeth if you wanna not go to f***ing jail, kids.*
1:14:22 - The way the host laughs.
1:32:27 - *THEY’RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE. IT’S MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS. I CAN SM-*
1:54:21 - TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE! *VRUUM VRUUM!*
Why didn't you include
"Life is pain, you're DEAD"
"CHILL my friend, get a grip!"
and also “YOUROOMAKOO” ( 19:44 )
there’s so much golden moments in this, thank you
"Toilet Sheriff! It's high noon for gamers. GET GERMS.
GET JERMA.
It always cracks me up how he fucked up and slurred the last line xD
It's high noon... GET GERMS!
he sounded like leisure suit larry when he said that
🤠
The fastest friend in the west. Very good at turning frowns upside down at high noon
56:28 So THIS is where the Jerma slay is from
Take a shot everytime Jerma questions why he's still playing but doesn't stop
🥴🙇🏻♀️
*L I F E I S P A I N*
*I HAT*
56:28 legendary frame
He looks photoshopped in 😭
Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
jermaSlay
Omg I finally found the sparkle on image
Sparkle on! A terrifying presence has entered the room
30:00 Jerma tried to take off his underwear.
Omg
-LIVE ON STREAM!
DERANGED STREAMER tries to FLASH chat LIVE ON CAMERA
@@khan_of_tartaria yeah that aged well
I love it when everyone tattles on him
57:00 I swear on my life, I thought he was going to jump at first.
Count on Jerma to just casually come up with a line that becomes an instant classic. I love this guy.
Just when "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-" was starting to get old, Paintball came and made the joke completely worth it
God, the part with the paintgun shooting where every time Jerma appears the LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE plays over which causes him to screw up was just priceless.
1:34:30
You better make LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE! your subscription sound.
Desorbo you inspired me to make this my TF2 hitsound so thank you for that
jerma doesn't run this channel
shrek is a fresh meme *what?*
super_hats he's saying that commenting here won't get jerma's attention because he doesn't run this channel
@@kayblis CLOSE MY EYES
FEEL ME NOW
I like how half of his frustrations would go away if he read the instructions and backed away from the camera.
it's not funny seeing someone play a game properly this is much better
11:37
*"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-"*
"That's great!"
"Life is pain...you're *Dead* ."
"Chill my friend..."
I was laughing too hard to breathe at 25:06, genuinely the funniest streamer I've ever watched.
I still don't understand what he's saying, obviously the first part is "its high new for gamers" But I can't tell if he says "get germs" or if he's pretending to stutter and correct himself to say germs instead of gamers.
@@samgomez9942 He misread "germs" as "gamers", then tried to correct himself. I'm not sure if misreading it was a joke, I think he genuinely read "gamers" at first.
IT'S HIGH NOON FOR GAMERS
GER- GERMS!
ger-grerurmers
@@_KRosejerms
Did you hear this guy *beat* TV Superstars *ON STREAM?!*
11:33 is where the magic begins
I think the fact it gets cut off made that even funnier.
im just imagining this alternate version of hollywood is like a cult and jerma is publicly and secretly planning to escape but its like an orwellian future and everytime he tries to speak his mic gets cut!
Is it weird that I’d watch that if it was a show/movie?
Reminds me of the game Captive Audience! I really liked that game and the dread was so terrible, it made a pretty good story.
The Jerma Show, he even looks like a buff Jim Carrey
Just by seeing the face of the bald smiling jerma I can't stop laughing. Imagine when he say at the same time "LIFE IS PAIN, I HAT.."
1:46:29 best line out of context
The fact that he started doing it as intended after it said that is even better
I love that he always cuts it off so she says that
sometimes jerma is overwhelming
I wasn't prepared to be laughing to the point of dying at 3 AM
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"LIFE IS PAIN!!"-Jeremiah 2017 wise words...
*BRUSH YOUR TEETH IF YOU WANNA NOT GO TO FUCKING JAIL KIDS!!!*
"I HA-"-Jeremiah 2017 wise words
LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE
The balls to the wall funny moments usually don't happen until the 20 minute mark, so that shit caught me way the fuck off guard.
"LIFE IS PAIN, IHEY" needs to replace the short meme.
"YOUR DEAD!"
Every time I hear it, I can't help but laugh
Same
I'm too tired
The "dont you have HOMES to go to?" line has become an inside joke with my friends
this is still a certified hood classic
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1:07:23 I guarantee if you that was an actual TV commercial kids would start brushing their teeth.
I keep remembering he’s standing there like a goober with the stupid motion controller and it makes me laugh every time.
The wavering in Jerma's voice for the catchphrase was Johnny Yong Bosch levels of incredible voicing
Angela Anaconda finally got a reboot by looks of it
oh you're so right
Barfman1 clever
Someone, help me. My chest hurts from laughing
1:07:23
I need this seperately clipped
Hilarious.
1:30:55
56:35 is the "sparkle on! its wendesday!" meme thingy LMAO
1:07:24 Is the funniest thing ever
I love how he hates the game like crazy for the first hour and a half but gets really really into it when chat convinces him to become an A ranked celebrity
8:27 a really messed up Adam Sandler
1:54:21 I can't get over how loud this is its hilarious
1:32:27 Also this Jesus
1:07:34 And of course
0:00 JERMA985 THE STREAMER STARTS TO STREAM, HOLY SHIT!!!
13:09 To be honest, I have no fucking idea where the start of this game even is. But if you want to skip all the setting-up and stuff, go to that. I think it's the start.
This game starts when you're born and ends when you die
THIS GAME IS REAL LIFE MAN THIS GAME IS REAL LIFE
AND LIFE IS PAIN
Zeghart I HATE
39:39 That's the guy in high school who sprays half the can of Lynx.
I tried to make popcorn to watch this and not only did it burn in the microwave, but when I opened it it smelled like a chemical spill, to which I can find no reason for. cursed.
love how jerma's avatar is staring soullessly into the camera the whole time :)
14:24 perfect pancake speedrun any % (WR)
LIFE IS AVERAGE, I EXPERIENCE
LIFE IS BLISS, I LOVE
this game was lowkey fun in 2010 when i was 10 playing it with my cousins. We're all in our 20s now but when I visit them we get fried as shit beforehand.
100% prince William lookalike. Never go bald and move to England jerma, you'll get swamped by royalists.
1:37:06 i didnt have enough time to stop laughing they just kept coming
EGGS EGGS
CRACK DOSE
EGGS
25:05
"Toilet Sherrif: It's high newn fro gamers-get jurms!"
14:02 I'm scared.
Jerma doesn't know scotland exists
LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-
25:04 I love that freudian slip
56:28 sparkle on! it's wednesday! don't forget to be yourself
TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE... VRROOMM VROOOMMEEE
56:28 life changing moment
44:00 were done with this game. An hour and a half later lol..
59:00 "well finish on the next one"
1:12:11 "Oopsie Daisy"
1:33:55
This is the last thing we're gonna do
KICK, PUNCH IT'S ALL IN THE MIND! IF YOU WANT TO TEST ME I'LL DO YA FINE.
THE THINGS i'LL TEACH YA ARE SURE TO BEAT'CHA.
NEVERTHELESS YOU'LL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHA.
I know Jerma has played horror games on stream before, but this is the most terrified I've been watching one of his streams
43:35 I too fix holes in my wall by hitting them with a hammer.
That thumbnail is the stuff of nightmares.
mlh no u
Wait a minute.... is that... no it cant be? OH MY GOD! ITS A LIST CELEBRITY AND POPULAR TWITCH STREAMER JERMA985! JERMA! PLEASE! TELL ME, HOW CAN I BECOME AS FAMOUS AS YOU? " Life is pain ihey- " oh my god... how did i not think of that THANKYOU MY GOOD SIR! I'LL SEE YOU AT THE TOP! *runs off* WOO
matthew ranger nah man all u gotta do is make 2 pancakes and star in a toilet spray commercial and you'll have your face on a billboard in Las Vegas.
1:52:52 that made me laugh so hard
I've hurt my lower back and rn doing much of anything is agonising. I'm laughing so hard at this video it's causing my back agony rn, life really IS pain 😭😭😭
I love how he keeps saying "ENOUGH OF THIS GAME, THIS IS THE LAST ONE" and he keeps going for another 2 hours.
I didn't see this stream, but i can imagine the reaction chat had at 1:01:25
THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE
I got real good dental
Try Thunder for a clean machine! Vroom vroom!
56:28 ✨ sparkle on ✨ it's wednesday 🦋
Remember to be yourself
56:28 origin of sparkle on jerma
This stream was fucking amazing
This game doesnt seem *that* bad. I mean, it *is* bad! But it was made with good intentions (I think). I dont know what Im trying to say here.
The game looks pretty fun, tbh.
@@Takimeko it’s fun because you can fuck around with it and say things like LIFE IS PAIN lol
@@imsometaeventhisacronym2545 Exactly. Not to mention you can drag other people in with you (cuz this thing is basically a party game) and then you can have up to 4 total people making fools out of themselves for the sake of entertainment.
@@Takimeko it's only fun cause of the commercials
love how he went from hating this game to saying it was a classic by the end of stream
"why is my PS camera falling?!"
*TAPE SOUNDS*
1:32:27 is stuck in my head to this day
Best stream in a long time
“Is it even worth playing more of this?”
*1.5 hours left of the vod*
I like how during the DIY section he is actively trying to get a good score and fails miserably
11:34 11:49
Me when I'm forced to go on a roller coaster and get sick, whenever my favorite contestant gets eliminated in a tv show, when I miss a monster truck show, lose a match of smash bros ultimate, etc.
No, seriously someone count how many times the TV Catchphrase was used
1:12:42 genuinely thought he was gonna say huey lewis and the news
The *"LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-"* will never NOT be funny, right next to *"THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS-"* like i laughed every time
Funny angry short streamer starts talking immediately
56:02 Got me laughing like a little girl for some reason
GET IT CAT! GOD FUCK YOU! ROFL that part cracked me up a ton too
ᏔίᏃ_ 57:02 *
Little did jerma know… this would become the most popular video on 2ndJerma
Everyone was fuckin complain during this stream but I could not breath with how hard I was laughing
Some guy on a commercial told me to brush my teeth or else I'll go to jail
I still don't understand what accent Randy Darling was trying to make
the accent is gay italian fashion man most likely
source: am italian
@@Baldo_Oleo I think he's trying to do a gay French accent, since fashion designers are most gay and french right?
a little bit of French a little bit of Italian, a whole lot of gay.
Sounds swedish
Who else just kept watching for every life is pain clip? Lol