Jerma Streams - Flash Games
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Jerma archived Flash Games (The original title of this stream was "Brain Games", and was originally streamed/recorded on March 9th, 2018)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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Going back and watching his old streams is horrifying. All the warning signs were there, why did the authorities not act earlier? So many lives could have been spared.
Yeah it honestly shocks me that this psychos videos are still allowed up, the signs are right there and it's scary. I know someone who got grinded :(
I knew someone who peeped the horror…… still miss him…
He wouldn’t stop peeping the horror
i think this is the current problem with platforms like youtube, by allowing this content to stay up its inspiring others to do the same as this despicable person whom i wont even name. every time i see this psycho popping up on my feed i think of all the children we’ve lost, and how it all couldve been prevented. still shocking and saddening.
I know that TH-cam will claim that it's because they "don't breach their terms of service" or "he's innocent" or whatever, but we all saw the video of that innocent guy who died from his careless actions. When will youtube stop caring about infinite growth and actually protect their users?
1:16:26 I love how he says “Michelangelo, Leonardo, DaVinci” like Leonardo and DaVinci are two separate people, I guess because he realized that he was just listing the ninja turtles but didn’t have time to grasp for anyone else
could have been referring to Leonardo Dicaprio and Leonardo Da Vinci separately but I highly doubt that.
@@garrettoliva5154 name a more iconic duo
@@a.s.1659 Jerma985 and Short Jokes
yeah, its like he's so smart but he thinks that Leonardo and DaVinci are two different people
There is either a second Leonardo or a Second DaVinci, either way it's terrifying
the One Guy telling Jeremy that "he will know fear" in a Winnie The Pooh game is so oddly threatening
yeah but like. its true
I went to a technical high school and was in the IT shop, senior year we pooled $500 as a grand prize among most of the kids in class for who could be the first person to beat Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby during our half hour break. It took until February for the prize to be won.
3:29:09
no it isn't
Gets “addicted” to the game that’s structured near exactly like a slot machine
Well no wonder his computer broke he played nearly 4 hours of virus games.
Jerma is my fav streamer because I also have “can’t do math” disease and it feels good to be represented
Dyscalculia? 😭
@@Iron_StigmataNo.. “can’t do math” disease
@@LYO999 Oh ofc, silly me
You're just stupid
God, i wish i had his brain. He sees a picture from Animal Crossing and the first thing he thinks is "Beakman's World"
That's SpongeBob
Animal crossdressing
Jerma struggling to remember the name of phoenix wright is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
woke myself up laughing at that part
@@sunflowerscouthow tf does that work
@@mattrandazzo5491 listen while trying to sleep, get half asleep, hear bit, laugh.
@@mattrandazzo5491damn, never got an answer 😂 just seeing this now and thinking the same thing
47:54 "If your actual age is less than your brain age your mind is in great shape! If your brain age is older than your actual age, you just need a little work." Nice proofreading.
Matt Pieti i felt like i was having a stroke
Head I win tails you lose
The spongebob quiz is driving me up the WALL. Goddamnit spongebob, choosing counting stuff as his hobby and thinking it sounds fun when he failed to do so 30 minutes earlier, wife and husband, the confidence of choosing upper average and this is performance art ALL to get ms puff, GOD stay classy jerma
"Serial killer - thats not a job, it's a lifestyle!" - Jermbo 2005
Jermany: "I think these games gave me a virus." ~10 minutes later "Why is malwarebytes still running in the background, slowing my computer down?"
I still can't get over how funny the song choices on the character aliment quiz are, and the fact that Jerma somehow didn't know any of those songs and his first time hearing them is in the context of this quiz
Well, every choice was pop music except beethoven. And that was the edgy choice that nobody over the age of 13 picks.
I feel asleep and 3:01:26 jolted me awake in a blind panic.
6:52 i tried looking through the comments to see if anyone else posted the timestamp for the start of the first game but i didnt find anything. here’s the timestamp for the start of the first game just in case you also didnt find any other comments with the start timestamp
THANK YOU!!!
Ah yes my favorite spongebob quote: "Goddamn it spongebob"
Massive IQ streamer repetitively blows out audio levels screaming, berating, audience that doesn't physically exist. Clearly he has learned nothing from all those apologies.
FUCKIN BRAIN GENIUS OVER HERE
BRAIN FLUUD
1:01:21 I love how he makes a point to mention that this exact scenario happened to him two days ago and does not say what he actually did & then says he would ‘probably’ do the one he chose
DERANGED streamer suffers from paychosis live on stream
"I mean you can throw all kinds of shit at me; I'll still take care of it." Jerma trash talking some cartoon kangaroos is so fucking funny
He chose things that I'm certain he wouldn't actually choose and still ended up with the exact alignment I think he is
@59:14 the Wiccan girl in class when she fails the maths test
I know this is a year old but that was really good
@@goldenpothos4290 thanks I appreciate your support
this is my favorite stream because jerma says hellboy 3:20:26
is this the guy who HAS NO PROOF THAT HE BEAT WINNY THE POOH'S HOME RUN DERBY on stream?
When Jerma got confused about Phoenix Wright that was beautiful lol
For some reason that first game made me depressed
I didn't know what you meant so I watched it, then became depressed myself.
The music probably.
"Ah thank god this is a literal third grade level"
Proceeds to fuck every answer up
can't stop thinking about guy fieri saves the world
It annoys me that no one in Jerma's chat immediately knew Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
“All first party Nintendo games I’ll get.”
*misses Yoshi’s Island*
And Kirby, and thinking Metroid is Pokémon.
"13 is not a prime number"
jerma no
Dyscalculia :(
jerma looking like the green goblin
lol
“Guy Fieri saves the world” killed me
I am really drunk watching this vid, feals like i am in a shop
Is this the guy who got ransomware ON STREAM?
yes THE #1 computer virus speed run streamer
Big brain. Small man.
3:49:43
"gonna beat Pooh Homerun on stream"
we got to have him be true to his words folks, he said we was, right there.
Patrick Bateman sure has a IQ
Sequel to the hit fighting game, comes
STREET FOUGHTER
And then the sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, TWIGHLIGHT PRINCESS.
Around 10:30 "I've got a broken computer"
Well, we all saw how that turned out
Music section was so enjoyable for some reason
McDonald’s fries cure baldness.
Local Brain Billionaire goes flat broke on flash IQ games in front of a live audience
Warning: You WILL be flashed
I only saw the thumbnail and that's all I needed to be terrified
all those chrome tabs killed his RAM dam
goddammit spongebob
him hearing the first few seconds of Michael Jackson's Moonwalker and not recognizing it like 4 times will never cease to make me yell at the screen lol
3:01:23
Pure unfiltered murderous rage.
14:30 hold up a sec I thought we were talking about dog collars not thymine adenine guanine and cytosine
Genius streamer doesn't know what a scale is.
9:45 that escalated quickly
I really hope one day Jerma finishes Winnie the pooh baseball
Flash is dead. Just like your hopes and dreams.
@@SchrodingerMil flashpoint exists
guy screaming "this is art" from the bottom corner of a spongebob flash quiz killed me
3:28:00 I love watching Jerma's puzzled reaction to this ad.
"Goddamnit spongebob"
Guy Fieri saves the world
Andrew Loopis Ace Attorney
God, that alignment quiz was legitimately awful
This is exactly what I was looking for at 2:07 in the morning
3:01:25 that was one of the worst jumpscares I've ever had in my life
Yeah Jerma has a tendency to do that
To this day, I still have no idea is the substitute teacher thing is a bit or not.
Its a bit, no one would actually allow him in a room full of children.
D E S T I N Y 'S L A W
J O J O ' S B I Z A R R E A D V E N T U R E
C A T I N T H E H A T
G U Y F I E R I S A V E S T H E W O R L D
I M A G I N I A R Y D R A G O N S
26:42 smooth
Playing a Winnie the pooh game "Cmon, fuck you!".....Being an adult is weird.
Aka jerma kills his computer again
3:15:10 as soon as he said who he thought Vision was I burst out into the loudest laugh for some reason
HELL BOY!???
RIP all these games :(
I think most if not all of them got archived. The Pooh one for sure.
78 year old dyslexic man struggles to spell "Jurassic" for 3 hours
@@GreyLeno roachdoggs 4evar
your ass thick
2 foot tall man clicks on various snack foods and announces himself as god of the universe.
1:13:49 yo this fucking killed me dude i love this fake quote so much
He is so good
1:54:17 yeah uh hi from the future. They did indeed bring back the animaniacs. It is quite good but it is on Hulu. It was brought back not too long ago.
GODDAMMIT SPONGEBOB
2:44:30 for some reason i thought Ace Ventura, but oh wait Phoenix Wright
Well, the name of the series is Ace Attorney so you got the first word Wright.
Ace Attorney is Jim Carrey
Lodenuri Ventura *
hockey presents HOCKEY
So, his computer has been having trouble ever since he burned that disc for Monster Rancher. Did that actually kill his computer or was it something else?
It's because he's running Windows 10 which is a notorious piece of shit.
"LIFE IS PAIN"
Tax Tic "I HATE"
I'm gonna guess it was his 40 tabs of virus Flash games more than anything.
Apparently when he burned the disk it fried his RAM.
wizards of the west coast
Jerma getting Mrs. Puff after his whole performance artist bit and not Squidward is the funniest aftermath and so underrated.
fifty, eighty, that's eighty five cents, fifty five, eighty, f- sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety, hundred, one o five, one twe - *FUCK*
i wanna slap him every time he put a space after the game title but not actually slap him just like i get a lil pissed
personally I find it to be a bit subconscious conditioning, any time I type a word I reflexively insert a punctuation or space after it, because, unless you're typing a URL, when do you not?
Did the noise at 26:41 win worst noise of the year? If not, I consider this a snub
Street foghter.
I came to this video fully prepared to watch 3 hours of FISH games, but this works too.
I hope Jerma plays the next *Laura Croft* game.
Zero knowledge in geography. Awful short-term memory. Struggling with basic mathematics. Panicking at the sight of secondary school puzzles. And to top it all off, that semi-ironic but not really, American Psycho haircut from the eighties. I always tought that Jerma being a derange person was just an inside joke from his community. But man, after seeing this video I'm actually afraid of what he would do if there wasn't a goverment to protect us from him. He's funny, for sure. But I wouldn't relax while being near to him. Jerma is a ticking bomb, waiting to explode at any moment. An actual menace to society. When something happens, and let me assure you that IT WILL happen. People will freak out and tell everyone how shock they are. When in reality, all the signs WERE JUST THERE. You just didn't want to acknowledge them.
The zombies ate my neighbours song is soo rad
GUY FIERI SAVES THE WORLD LMAOO
1:43:00 that's gonna kill me because I know that song.
Streets Of Rage 2 - Go Straight
PressBeeToStart much appreciated! Nearly forgotten about this but I'm glad I finally got something.
Also the am I dumb test from the website is BS. you get 8/25 no matter what. I purposely got all of them wrong and still got 8/25.
why am i watching this at 3 a.m.
What else are you supposed to do at 3am
@@zeallust8542 good point
why did the stream end so suddenly, did it crash?
Honestly I could totally picture Jerma in Slytherin
Trying to guess Pokémon on an NES quiz
Pokemon? On NES? Wtf and what the hell Is Snake Rattle and Roll
I love it how Jerma didn't get Metroid or Dr. Mario, but knows about obscure games that almost certainly nobody else played. I half-believed that he was having some sort of auditory hallucination. Honestly I'm still unsure.
Ja'far, Chief of Sindria Trading Company snake rattle and roll is an awesome 2 player NES game where you play on an isometric field, it's kinda like Q-bert in a way.
It's funny because Pokémon does exist on NES...in bootleg form.
Man really disappointed that he didn't get Final Fantasy/Battletoads/Duck Tales/Metroid, but very impressed with many of Jerma's answers.
I couldn't even believe that he knew of some games like Snake Rattle and Roll... nobody played that. He got a few that I didn't even know and I'm like a fucking NES encyclopedia.
Big props for getting "Secret of Mana".
I like jermas trash shirt he's rocking
2:43:44 my fav mini jerma moment here
I love how Jerma didn't know F-zero immediately. That song is so distinctive.
Local man who uses internet constantly does not use adblocker and also has terrible antivirus installed.