27:43 the way that Charlie falls completely off screen and it doesn't shake his camera makes me think that he just fell through his floor like a Mario 64 painting
Little did Schlatt know, the waitress was actually TED in disguise!! and after he gave the 1 cent tip, Ted WHIPPED out a baseball bat and shattered everyone’s kneecaps in a fit of absolute relatable rage
@@sharkylady aliens with eventually stumble upon King Kong Balls and inscribed on the plaque adjacent to it, “Jesus Schlatt”. It will become forever immortalized passed between alien races for all eternity.
the fears were "needle kinda bad" and "roller coaster scary" and Schlatt's is "one day I'll be forgotten and that is when I'll truly die. Most likely I can do nothing to stop it" and that was a total tone shift
24:13 Ted: “Do they have capital punishment in Texas? Don’t they do that?” Charlie: “I dunno, what’s the capitol of Texas?” this joke being ignored should be illegal
As a former server, it is part of your job to let the tables know of any inconvenience they may experience. They definitely should have let Schlatt know about the surcharge if there are no plainly obvious signs or warnings in the menu. If I made this mistake, I would understand why my table was frustrated with my service. Still would have been mad about the tip, but not as mad as I would be if I had given him good service. Also, a $.05 tip hurts way more than no tip.
@@Otzkar $3.10 in my state, but that's only hourly wages. With tips I ended up making closer to $20 an hour for a 4-5 hour shift. That was at a restaurant that wasn't as busy. Some restaurants you can make closer to $50 an hour depending on food cost (tips are usually a % of the total for the food, so more expensive food means higher tips) and the area you're working in (wealthier areas tend to tip better).
@@SonderBeats 3,10 ist still insanely low ... i understand that the usa has a big history of tipping and in my time working at dominos i too made some money from tips but getting only 3,10 bucks an hour without benefits should be illegal.
@@Otzkar if for some reason you don't make enough money to average your hourly out to minimum, you get compensated for the difference. So, if I only worked an hour on a whole paycheck (hypothetical situation that would never happen) and I didn't make any tips they would bump that $3.10 up to minimum wage, which is $8.75 in my state. Still shit wages though.
i completely agree with schlatt, there is no way that millions of years into the future if humanity is still alive and well and our technology has advanced consistently throughout, that we wouldnt try to physically save the earth from the sun even if we've moved to other planets by then, it is literally our legacy and where we were conceived as a species, of course we're gonna try preserve it at any cost imaginable
Of course we can move the earth? We literally already have ideas for technologies to move the sun. Although they aren't physically constructable yet, they're practically possible once we have the means. Look up 'Stellar Engines'
I think charlie summed up why I think this argument is bullshit pretty nicely. "We don't care about the planet right now, why will we care billions of years in the future?". Our life literally depends on the continued well being of the earth and we can't be arsed to do the most basic thing to avoid total ecological collapse. Why do you think people will give half of a shit billions of years in the future? That's assuming people still even exists that far in the future, and humanity haven't either gone extinct or evolved into some freaky alien looking being that exists on a higher plane of existence by then.
@@JJ_436 You underestimate the human ability for retrospective activism. Its the same thing with monuments and wanting to save things that we SWEAR we care about now and have always cared about. But action is only taken once it's too late. It doesn't matter if earth dies, just that it remains chilling so we can think about it. Do you really think people will stop caring about the planet entirely once we leave it? Even people just discussing it superficially will care about it because they think they should. Sure, moving the planet seems like a massive stretch now. But given that point, so long as it doesnt effect the lifestyles of individuals, people would absolutely advocate for it. Its the idea behind slacktivism. As long as there is a corporation doing the action on behalf of the people who want to act but don't want to speak it will likely happen. Same thing with the rainforest being ravaged over and over for years and then suddenly because its on fire and is in the news and sensationalised everybody suddenly cares. I don't see why this would be any different.
I believe both arguments are plausible. I think that, at least as of now, it's a race to the finish/roll of the dice to see if we get people in power who actively enforce sweeping changes to our infrastructure and punish companies for relying on fossil fuels before it's too late. While I agree that right now our chances are looking very grim, if we somehow turn it around then I think our descendants would want to preserve earth
Schlatt: *Complains about spending an extra $30 on bulgogi* Also Schlatt: "Guys i just spent $350,000 on a huge gorilla statue laying down with its balls out, and i was thinking that we could just leave it somewhere that no one would find"
they did schlatt dirty, he was spittin straight facts. it is entirely possible and incredibly likely we will eventually build a solar engine that could legit carry planets like possessions. if we can go from primitive technology to worldwide instantaneous connection on everday devices in 1000 years, imagine what we could do in a few hundred million.
Exactly, I feel like a lot of people don’t recognize just how incredible the invention of the internet was. If we could do that I’m sure there’s a lot more we could do that humans now aren’t even creative enough to understand
Yea plus it’s not like it has to speed up immediately all at once to avoid the sun’s over-reach, just increasing the orbit to stay in the temperate distance is all that’s needed
The clown thing reminded me of the fact that in like 2016 my high school had MULTIPLE clown threats. Like it was normal at that point that every few months we'd have a school shooter threat or bomb threat, but with the whole clown craze, people were making Instagram accounts to pose as a murder clown and threaten attacks. Course nothing ever happened, but it was pretty funny to me that people were asking each other "hey you heard about the clown thing? Still coming in on Friday? Yeah me too I have a test." American public school is crazy man.
I 100% agree with schlatt on the moving the earth thing, if humanity is still alive. I don't get why they're acting like it's such a crazy concept. Jschlatt is Steve Jobs and Slime and Ted are the people who thought it would flop
This is the only podcast I’ve watched and actually enjoyed, I’ve seen every upload and I love it every time. Nothing makes me happier than seeing another upload of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast.
I like how they're laughing at Schlatt for thinking they can move the earth but there is a concept for a thruster that moves earth so that the sun doesn't eat us. He is a revolutionary
This is the best podcast to watch to while having a lucid nightmare about the existentialism of death and being forgotten as the everlasting strand of eternity unfolds.
this is the best podcast to listen to while crying and shaking cause this week wasn’t favorite puppy edit: thank u guys😭 i’m better now just shit week:((
Schlatt isn't crazy with his each mover you could create a massive gravity well and move the earth and or take enough energy from the sun to take out it's Red giant status
@@fghfdgfdg6022 moving the earth wouldn't even be an issue they could move all the planets and find a star with an equalish mass and even put them all in their proper orbit
Ted's lack of understanding of the Knott's Berry Farm name makes me believe that he's lying about ever going there. Their entire deal is boysenberries. Jesus Christ, man.
I like the nod to Charlie is the one to do the sponsorship instead of schlatt .I like to think it’s because of the email they got where someone complained about schlatt’s smile during sponsorship
To correct Ted, Heart Attack Grill is much worse than what happens in the Chinese restaurant and is completely allowed, providing free Lard Fries for people over a certain weight
@@asiantom4935 And said he was glad about all the patrons who died of heart attacks/obesity-related diseases due to his restaurant food. The man’s a straight up supervillain.
On a different note Schlatt liking Korean BBQ makes me pretty damn happy, its actually really fun to go out with friends cause its a very interactive (dinner cooking and severing stuff) not to mention the food being great
I remember the whole clown thing in 2016. Once I was at my school on a Saturday for extra study help(this was when I was in middle school) and when it was time for us to go home we all had to go back inside the building and wait because there was a clown walking by the school. It was quite a moment
@@jujtyt6882 the ideas are cool, but we can’t even get ourselves to stop contributing to global warming. do you really think we’re going to get it together to move the sun?
i love how the conversations these absolute gigachads have manage to change from Korean bbq beef bulgogi to capital punishment in Texas in literally a minute
I unironically was agreeing with what schlatt said about “the day” and movin the earth😂 Like not necessarily using a rocket but maybe eventually changing the gravity fields or something
Dude Charlie could be an amazing voice actor. The teeter totter bit made me realise this for some reason but he could totally be voice acting in a major like animated TV show.
i love how extroverted jschlatt can be (i aint exploding at a waitress fuck that im scared of strangers) but his humility as soon as he realised he's fucked up always warms my heart, anyone doing it warms my heart but specifically breaking character to do so makes me happy
here from spotify to say schlatt is totally right about moving the earth. the earth will always be history and humans like to preserve history no matter how meaningless it may seem
Hello Ted, Schlatt, and Charles Slimecicle. In 2016 I was outside at recess (in middle school it was weird) and we got brought back inside because a "killer clown" was outside with us and we had a half hour lock down :)
35:20 SAME. I had to get a lot of IVs when I was young so watching the needle helped to not freak me out and tense up, which would cause my little veins to roll around and shrink and generally make me suffer
Just saying about Schlatt talking about moving earth, Kurzgesagt has made videos about this kind of thing. Its already theoretically possible if I remember correctly.
They should do an episode where they bring on their significant others: Ted and Shae, Charlie and Grace, and then Schlatt should come on with Minx and just be the most antagonistic person ever to her and vis versa
Once me and my mom were in a Chinese restaurant where they charged you for food you left behind, and one of my friends had a chunk of roast beef that they couldn't finish. So my mom, knowing about the policy, went to the bathroom to throw it away. But when she got to the bathroom she noticed that there was a hole in the wall. So instead of putting it in the garbage, she just put it in the hole in the wall. We went back months later and it was still there. Some say that it still is.
Last time I looked at someone giving me a shot I passed out. I too was trying to conquer my fears only to have the opposite effect. So I'm even more afraid of needles now! Lmao
There should be an episode where chuckle sandwich cast make sandwiches. There could be a twist or a challange . I just want to see Ted try his best to control the kitchen with Jschlatt and Charlie creating chaos .
KNOTSBERRY FARM WAS MY CHILDHOOD 😭 They gave a military discount around christmas every year and that’s the only thing my family could afford. 10/10 childhood experience would recommend
27:43 the way that Charlie falls completely off screen and it doesn't shake his camera makes me think that he just fell through his floor like a Mario 64 painting
LMAO-
And the fact that there was no sound when he fell
Underrated comment
Mama mia
And there isn’t a sound of him hitting the floor
"For every 1 clown there is at least 100 people trying to kill it."
I am hunted by many
I’d watch that thriller movie
society
1000th like fr
Little did Schlatt know, the waitress was actually TED in disguise!! and after he gave the 1 cent tip, Ted WHIPPED out a baseball bat and shattered everyone’s kneecaps in a fit of absolute relatable rage
This is exactly what happened. I was there when it happened. It was horrible- he left 18 people paralyzed and 3 dead.
@@theslate7987 oh, thats where my uncle went after havin dinner
i cant believe it
Fucking Ted as always
atleast he didnt unionize
Schlatt won’t have to worry about being forgotten if he gets himself immortalized on a museum plaque along side the giant King Kong balls
Loooool
The monkey balls will survive the fucking sun exploding, I don't care if anyone says otherwise
Yes, but even then, someone will visit that museum for the last time
@@hyperspacesushi it doesn’t need to. The human race will move the earth billions of years in the future
@@sharkylady aliens with eventually stumble upon King Kong Balls and inscribed on the plaque adjacent to it, “Jesus Schlatt”. It will become forever immortalized passed between alien races for all eternity.
If Ted wasn't in Schlatt's life he'd be running the world by now
Thank god for Ted I don’t have anymore money for plushies and kkb hoodies
Wait Ted would be running the world or would schlatt be running the world?
If Schlatt wasn't in Ted's life he would have cleansed the planet of all life
Wait... which one?
No, he would be moving the earth by now
i have the exact same fear as schlatt. Fear of being forgotten is crazy and horrifying
lol
What’s up check mark
And just as inevitable as death, no one will be remembered.
Same, every day is just a utter backdrop of dread
@@liambrubach2922 cope
this is the best podcast to listen to whilst telling a man with muttonchops our meat policy
as someone who's volunteered at a haunted house, they totally do have supervisors going through as people to make sure you're being scary
ted greatest feat is of course being relatable, because he’s ted
at this point he can't help being relatable
@@maximumz1554 so true so true
lib spotted
Relatable
@@Otzkar lmao what
the fears were "needle kinda bad" and "roller coaster scary" and Schlatt's is "one day I'll be forgotten and that is when I'll truly die. Most likely I can do nothing to stop it" and that was a total tone shift
You can’t shave the chops, he’ll instantly go from your 40 year old racist uncle to a 16 year old who “has a dark sense of humour”
i don’t know how i never thought of that
LMAO true
I actually want to see it would be hilarious content
He has changed shape. The chops have transformed him. Without them he would be nothing.
@@grabe1556 yeah his face is so round compared to back then
24:13
Ted: “Do they have capital punishment in Texas? Don’t they do that?”
Charlie: “I dunno, what’s the capitol of Texas?”
this joke being ignored should be illegal
i dont get the joke
@@badateverything2931 if you're not american it's ok
@@ExtremusStupidus im not either but what does it mean
@@realperson9951
capital punishment = execution
capital city = seat of government
@@realperson9951 capital punishment is when a teacher can hit a kid in school
As a former server, it is part of your job to let the tables know of any inconvenience they may experience. They definitely should have let Schlatt know about the surcharge if there are no plainly obvious signs or warnings in the menu. If I made this mistake, I would understand why my table was frustrated with my service. Still would have been mad about the tip, but not as mad as I would be if I had given him good service.
Also, a $.05 tip hurts way more than no tip.
Yeah, he also said she gave him dr pepper as a refill, that in and of itself deserves a .05 tip
do you actually only make 2,13$/h
@@Otzkar $3.10 in my state, but that's only hourly wages. With tips I ended up making closer to $20 an hour for a 4-5 hour shift. That was at a restaurant that wasn't as busy. Some restaurants you can make closer to $50 an hour depending on food cost (tips are usually a % of the total for the food, so more expensive food means higher tips) and the area you're working in (wealthier areas tend to tip better).
@@SonderBeats 3,10 ist still insanely low ... i understand that the usa has a big history of tipping and in my time working at dominos i too made some money from tips but getting only 3,10 bucks an hour without benefits should be illegal.
@@Otzkar if for some reason you don't make enough money to average your hourly out to minimum, you get compensated for the difference. So, if I only worked an hour on a whole paycheck (hypothetical situation that would never happen) and I didn't make any tips they would bump that $3.10 up to minimum wage, which is $8.75 in my state. Still shit wages though.
i completely agree with schlatt, there is no way that millions of years into the future if humanity is still alive and well and our technology has advanced consistently throughout, that we wouldnt try to physically save the earth from the sun even if we've moved to other planets by then, it is literally our legacy and where we were conceived as a species, of course we're gonna try preserve it at any cost imaginable
Yeah like we still try and learn more about our history today and how we came to be. Why would that change.
Of course we can move the earth? We literally already have ideas for technologies to move the sun. Although they aren't physically constructable yet, they're practically possible once we have the means. Look up 'Stellar Engines'
I think charlie summed up why I think this argument is bullshit pretty nicely. "We don't care about the planet right now, why will we care billions of years in the future?". Our life literally depends on the continued well being of the earth and we can't be arsed to do the most basic thing to avoid total ecological collapse. Why do you think people will give half of a shit billions of years in the future? That's assuming people still even exists that far in the future, and humanity haven't either gone extinct or evolved into some freaky alien looking being that exists on a higher plane of existence by then.
@@JJ_436 You underestimate the human ability for retrospective activism. Its the same thing with monuments and wanting to save things that we SWEAR we care about now and have always cared about. But action is only taken once it's too late. It doesn't matter if earth dies, just that it remains chilling so we can think about it. Do you really think people will stop caring about the planet entirely once we leave it? Even people just discussing it superficially will care about it because they think they should. Sure, moving the planet seems like a massive stretch now. But given that point, so long as it doesnt effect the lifestyles of individuals, people would absolutely advocate for it. Its the idea behind slacktivism. As long as there is a corporation doing the action on behalf of the people who want to act but don't want to speak it will likely happen. Same thing with the rainforest being ravaged over and over for years and then suddenly because its on fire and is in the news and sensationalised everybody suddenly cares. I don't see why this would be any different.
I believe both arguments are plausible. I think that, at least as of now, it's a race to the finish/roll of the dice to see if we get people in power who actively enforce sweeping changes to our infrastructure and punish companies for relying on fossil fuels before it's too late. While I agree that right now our chances are looking very grim, if we somehow turn it around then I think our descendants would want to preserve earth
I really hope that the horses in Enumclaw, WA eventually get to see this podcast
God i wish i was there
@@dartoney I live a good hour drive from enumclaw, I’m planning to become an areospave engineer and I am very interested in horses
uh oh
@@chrishansen2409 good luck, position yourself properly to don't get your organs punctured and use lube
do you think that horse is still alive?
whats even worse about schlatts story is that he used a credit card to tip, so those poor waitors had to pay tax on $0.05
Schlatt without chops would be absolutely terrifying and interesting to see, content I say
You can see him without them in old videos, pretty much any video from the Lunch Club channel
He looks like he shouldn’t be within 15m of any child without em
@@splungerino holy shit I meant without the chops and the mustache
@@user-ig6xd2zf5r yeah let's not
the thing about chuckle sandwich is that you can't skip any of it because you miss so many inside jokes that carry out through the entire episode
Or even through the whole podcast haha
Schlatt randomly quoting Kendrick Lamar lyrics caught me so fucking off guard
When
@@thoomdoom5503 at 23:56 it's from his song XXX
@@sunny2523 thats random af
I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one that noticed haha. I was like wth is going on
yea i thought he only listened to like 40's-60's classics
Honestly, Schlatt's idea isn't that insane. Billions of years down the line, it'll probably be possible to move the Earth.
almost anything can happen in multiple BILLION years. 99% chance we'll have spaceships and lazer guns and robots
It already is, kurztgesagt did a really great video on how to move the sun so i cant imagine moving the earth being any harder
The dyson sphere idea isnt far fetched either. Kurzgesagt made a video about Dyson Sphere and its pretty interesting
People used to think landing on the moon was crazy
@@redmist6630 we already have all those things lmao
love how the hello fresh ad is within the "schlatt's awful dinner" chapter
I could listen to Schlatt say "Bulgogi" for hours
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while confessing my deepest fears.
@Ah man quiet peasant
Well, go on then, fess up right now😤
Schlatt: *Complains about spending an extra $30 on bulgogi*
Also Schlatt: "Guys i just spent $350,000 on a huge gorilla statue laying down with its balls out, and i was thinking that we could just leave it somewhere that no one would find"
Priorities
its about sending a message
charlie and ted pointing out the absurdity of schlatts korean bbq story is the hardest ive ever heard schlatt laugh lmfao wtf is wrong w him
It has to do with what happened in 1999
@@RED-sl2le we don’t talk bout that
they did schlatt dirty, he was spittin straight facts. it is entirely possible and incredibly likely we will eventually build a solar engine that could legit carry planets like possessions. if we can go from primitive technology to worldwide instantaneous connection on everday devices in 1000 years, imagine what we could do in a few hundred million.
@@fella4739 thats awesome dude
Exactly, I feel like a lot of people don’t recognize just how incredible the invention of the internet was. If we could do that I’m sure there’s a lot more we could do that humans now aren’t even creative enough to understand
Yeah I 100% agree with him. A billion years is such an incredibly long time
Here's a video from Kurzgesagt that explains how it could work: th-cam.com/video/v3y8AIEX_dU/w-d-xo.html
Yea plus it’s not like it has to speed up immediately all at once to avoid the sun’s over-reach, just increasing the orbit to stay in the temperate distance is all that’s needed
As a guy who works in a restaurant there is no way that charge for the Korean bbq would be any more than 10 dollars which I found hilarious
Shlatt is like Patrick. "Let's take bikini bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!
This is my favorite podcast to listen to the Misfits Podcast to
The best podcast to listen to the Misfits Podcast to is not listening to the Misfits Podcast
True
The clown thing reminded me of the fact that in like 2016 my high school had MULTIPLE clown threats. Like it was normal at that point that every few months we'd have a school shooter threat or bomb threat, but with the whole clown craze, people were making Instagram accounts to pose as a murder clown and threaten attacks.
Course nothing ever happened, but it was pretty funny to me that people were asking each other "hey you heard about the clown thing? Still coming in on Friday? Yeah me too I have a test."
American public school is crazy man.
i thought you meant the kid wanted to test something on the clown like some fucked up mutilation or counter attack tactic.
I 100% agree with schlatt on the moving the earth thing, if humanity is still alive. I don't get why they're acting like it's such a crazy concept. Jschlatt is Steve Jobs and Slime and Ted are the people who thought it would flop
This is the only podcast I’ve watched and actually enjoyed, I’ve seen every upload and I love it every time. Nothing makes me happier than seeing another upload of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast.
This is the best podcast to listen to while putting raw meat on a really hot rock
is it done yet?
@@lanj.3425 It’s been burnt to a crisp and the lady wants me to eat it now please help
@@stev1e you gotta eat it or you pay
@@stev1eit's been a year mate, the flys ate ur food you can leave now
I like how they're laughing at Schlatt for thinking they can move the earth but there is a concept for a thruster that moves earth so that the sun doesn't eat us. He is a revolutionary
this is the best podcast to listen to while buying king kong balls statues
You better not be buying the original, that bad boy is big guy's
@@razzledazzle8593 oh yes- I'll back away from that one
52:24 im glad schlatt and charlie slimecicle are back to arguing one of my favorite chuckle sandwich moments
It was pretty funny how Jschlatt brought up this was the last episode of chuckle sandwich. Shame what happened to Ted and schlatt though.
🐸👄
@@jeebe393 LMAO
This is the best podcast to watch to while having a lucid nightmare about the existentialism of death and being forgotten as the everlasting strand of eternity unfolds.
... u good?
this is the best podcast to listen to while crying and shaking cause this week wasn’t favorite puppy
edit: thank u guys😭 i’m better now just shit week:((
U good bro?
virtual hug?
I hope next week is a bit more favourite puppy for you
Mood
i hope you feel favourite puppy soon
“I wouldn’t kill someone” says the guy who has committed countless atrocities in the 70s-90’s
That’s what he told the police in 1999
It was just '99
Toddler schlatt murdered his entire orphanage back then
He is all the serial killers
Counter of episodes since the last DnD Special:
11
Bring it back guys, we are waiting.
WE WANT CHUCKLE DUNGEON 2!
chuckle dungeon 2: the electric boogaloo
Meh
i feel like this podcast has a lot of charlie and schlatt arguing and ted occasionally trying to give input only to be interrupted
Schlatt isn't crazy with his each mover you could create a massive gravity well and move the earth and or take enough energy from the sun to take out it's Red giant status
Yeah, if humans are still around in billions of years moving the earth will be trivial.
@@fghfdgfdg6022 moving the earth wouldn't even be an issue they could move all the planets and find a star with an equalish mass and even put them all in their proper orbit
@@fella4739 go away
Someone needs to make a song parody of “What does the fox say?” called “What does the clown do?” to spark the next clown epidemic
20:26-21:57 I’ve never heard Schlatt laugh so hard, he starts coughing goddamn lmaooo
"I just think that Charizard could do it." -Schlatt on the concept of avoiding the tragedy of the red sun consuming the Earth
He does fly
I never would have expected a Kendrick Lamar reference from Schlatt at 23:56
Ted's lack of understanding of the Knott's Berry Farm name makes me believe that he's lying about ever going there. Their entire deal is boysenberries. Jesus Christ, man.
Thank you! I was looking for this comment. He hasnt been in LA long enough... Clearly
This is the best podcast to listen to while im tipping minisculely.
I like the nod to Charlie is the one to do the sponsorship instead of schlatt .I like to think it’s because of the email they got where someone complained about schlatt’s smile during sponsorship
To correct Ted, Heart Attack Grill is much worse than what happens in the Chinese restaurant and is completely allowed, providing free Lard Fries for people over a certain weight
The shop owner literally have the ashes of one of his regular customer
@@fella4739 The spelling errors in this are so funny
@@asiantom4935 And said he was glad about all the patrons who died of heart attacks/obesity-related diseases due to his restaurant food. The man’s a straight up supervillain.
Schlatt is 100% right about the moving Earth thing. I really don’t understand why Charlie was so confounded by it.
the greatest part about giving the waitress a 5 cent tip is telling the story on your podcast and making bank off it.
schlatt is unironically right about moving the earth I don't understand how that's more rediculous than building a sphere around a star
schlatt is radicalising me imagine being one single worker who ever had the misfortune of serving schlatt
what direction are you being radicalised towards
south cause of their salary goin down
@@Otzkar i am the villain in schlatt’s story i am the barber hitman
schlatt single handedly made me gain even more respect for the entire hospitality and service industry
Moving earth? Schlatt is a goddamn genius. Anthropological conservation at its finest.
On a different note Schlatt liking Korean BBQ makes me pretty damn happy, its actually really fun to go out with friends cause its a very interactive (dinner cooking and severing stuff) not to mention the food being great
I remember the whole clown thing in 2016. Once I was at my school on a Saturday for extra study help(this was when I was in middle school) and when it was time for us to go home we all had to go back inside the building and wait because there was a clown walking by the school. It was quite a moment
i feel like schlatt unlocked 10 new laughs this episode and i’m all for it
Bro when they started talking about the “bathroom technique” I started laughing so hard I was coughing and choking on my food for like 5 minutes 🥲
schlatt’s insistence that we’re just going to move the planet f*cking killed me
@@jujtyt6882 the ideas are cool, but we can’t even get ourselves to stop contributing to global warming. do you really think we’re going to get it together to move the sun?
@@jujtyt6882 yeah, we’re just going to have to agree to disagree on this one mate :\
@@jujtyt6882 actually based af point, a group of determined nerds with the backing of just one bezos or musk could absolutely accomplish it
The cost will be crazy expensive, but I bet they can afford it
y’all have a lot more hope in corporate america than i do lol
i love how the conversations these absolute gigachads have manage to change from Korean bbq beef bulgogi to capital punishment in Texas in literally a minute
I unironically was agreeing with what schlatt said about “the day” and movin the earth😂
Like not necessarily using a rocket but maybe eventually changing the gravity fields or something
Dude Charlie could be an amazing voice actor. The teeter totter bit made me realise this for some reason but he could totally be voice acting in a major like animated TV show.
i love how extroverted jschlatt can be (i aint exploding at a waitress fuck that im scared of strangers) but his humility as soon as he realised he's fucked up always warms my heart,
anyone doing it warms my heart but specifically breaking character to do so makes me happy
here from spotify to say schlatt is totally right about moving the earth. the earth will always be history and humans like to preserve history no matter how meaningless it may seem
honestly i will never get over how smooth teds knife flip is in the intro
Hello Ted, Schlatt, and Charles Slimecicle. In 2016 I was outside at recess (in middle school it was weird) and we got brought back inside because a "killer clown" was outside with us and we had a half hour lock down :)
This is the best podcast to listen to while I'm helping push the earth away from the heat and agony of the sun! Thanks guys!
i appreciate how ted is always describing stuff for the audio listeners. thank you ted
He loves us to death
Can we all take a moment to realize how frugal a man who bought an incredibly expensive monkey statue is being about a restaurant charge.
I personally like the mutton chops i think he pulls them off well, most would not be able to
my greatest fear is Ted Nivison because he broke both my knees when i was 12
35:20 SAME. I had to get a lot of IVs when I was young so watching the needle helped to not freak me out and tense up, which would cause my little veins to roll around and shrink and generally make me suffer
Jschlatt be like: why don’t we take the earth and PUSH IT somewhere else ⁉️⁉️
I really enjoyed the video chapters on the last episode - would love to see them come back next episode if possible :D
Just saying about Schlatt talking about moving earth, Kurzgesagt has made videos about this kind of thing. Its already theoretically possible if I remember correctly.
31:41 I remember reading that same exact article. It was an insane time. Poor guy.
Finally schlatt actually commits a cancellable offense
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Tipping $0.05 is a Capital offense
honestly him leaving a $0.05 tip is the most offended I’ve gotten from him lmao
They should do an episode where they bring on their significant others: Ted and Shae, Charlie and Grace, and then Schlatt should come on with Minx and just be the most antagonistic person ever to her and vis versa
Once me and my mom were in a Chinese restaurant where they charged you for food you left behind, and one of my friends had a chunk of roast beef that they couldn't finish.
So my mom, knowing about the policy, went to the bathroom to throw it away. But when she got to the bathroom she noticed that there was a hole in the wall. So instead of putting it in the garbage, she just put it in the hole in the wall.
We went back months later and it was still there.
Some say that it still is.
The way Charlie falls out of frame when he trips LMFAO
This is the best podcast to listen to while having an existential crisis about the memory of myself being remembered for the last time.
I'm in love with the Halloween Youtooz plushies in Charlie's background. Love the spoopy season vibes
“This is capiralism’s fault!”
*Speaking of capitalism, allow me to fulfill a contractual obligation*
As a Korean, I find it so cute how you all say bulgogi : )
Last time I looked at someone giving me a shot I passed out. I too was trying to conquer my fears only to have the opposite effect. So I'm even more afraid of needles now! Lmao
I'm so glad this went from beef to clowns to existential questions to moving the entire earth
Schlatt reciting Kendrick lyrics is something I didn’t know I needed
The funny thing is that Schlatt's KKB project is evidence on why he's right about moving the Earth.
What a pleasant birthday surprise, to tune in to Ted being the menace to society that we all know and love
52:24 Schlatt and Charlie have another respectful discussion
If i was part of the sandwich, i would be the water on the side. Slowly, but surely watching the sandwich turn into more of a monstrosity.
There should be an episode where chuckle sandwich cast make sandwiches. There could be a twist or a challange . I just want to see Ted try his best to control the kitchen with Jschlatt and Charlie creating chaos .
Doing it with drunk goggles on like Cody and Noel's drunk baking series that'd be awesome lmao
The perfect podcast to listen to while listening to prime defenders
schlatt is so confident about us one day moving the earth to where i’m convinced he time traveled here
The "day" when we listen to the 53rd podcast not knowing slimecicle would be announcing his leave in the next episode.
23:57 goated kendrick reference from schlatt
This is the best podcast to listen to while telling my loved ones that someone gave me a 5¢ tip today
KNOTSBERRY FARM WAS MY CHILDHOOD 😭 They gave a military discount around christmas every year and that’s the only thing my family could afford. 10/10 childhood experience would recommend