This is such a fun idea. Reminds me of Monster Maze's Life of a Bokoblin documentary. Although I do think a stable in a bad weather area should be a plus, because they're providing shelter against the bad weather. Also was that a William Murderface reference at 19:02??
Really enjoyed this video! The voice was super fun with the in-character/in-world style review. It's super creative and an interesting way to highlight all the stable and their recipes/different quirks. Keep doing what you're doing!
This was absolutely a delight to watch through. I laughed out loud at the "So I took care of the giant monsters. What? Like it's hard?" Chef's kiss. Great video!
I hope to see more from critic Swanbottom, I really enjoyed the yelp reviews! She has good taste and is consistent. Wetlands Stable has my favorite recorder performance, had me dying lol the edit with The Menu was hilarious too.
This is a fun video, I know you did a vid similar to this in the past but I dig the idea of rating places in video games. Thanks for all the research and work you do AV! I liked the sitting down to watch the band and immediately leaving lol.
I've never played TotK and still love your content on it, thanks for making it funny and accessible for people like me too! You truly don't miss, it's incredible (and congrats on the progress on the recorder!)
I've been watching through the backlog and I know I'm a bit late but I love this! It reminds me of the employment office series by Any Austin and I would love Ms. Swanbottom to go through the inns of Hyrule and maybe some tourist destinations like the lover's pond! Maybe have an adventurer character that rates different sky islands too!
I simply cannot trust Gloria Swanbottom’s reviews completely, as her poor opinion of the Stable Heroes reveals a disappointing lack of complex musical theory knowledge, and a severe inability to sympathize with the demographic of common travelers. However, her style lacks for nothing, and I would be delighted to share a crepe with her alongside that fashionable explorer. A useful review for any savvy Hyrulean, even if completely ignorant of good music. (The voice was. Hard to get through. But props for committing to the bit and for a fun video idea :3)
“This one doesn’t have a leash!” “Be warned that children run amok here…” “Uggh..” Why did you have to call me out like that!? Lmao I hate kids and I was literally at a hotel checking in and some soaking wet kid ran up to me, hugged me, then it shook like a dog soaking everything. It went behind the counter trying to steal a cookie (in plain view of everyone, the employee didn’t want to touch a random kid so just looked around for a parent) and this kid ended up knocking a bunch of stuff over trying to get to the cookies while the poor employee just moved the display and tried to politely stop the little monster. I grabbed my dog and stuck my head outside and literally said “Why is there a soaking wet unattended child running amok in here?! Someone come put a leash on this little monster!” and I went back inside. I’ve never used the word “amok” before… lol I was so annoyed, dealing with some serious life stuff so I don’t know where it came from. Finally a woman came in like a full two minutes later, zero urgency or care. She saw all the mess the kid made, the knocked over display, the pamphlets thrown everywhere (it started going through those vacation pamphlets and throwing them at the employee because it wanted a cookie.) she literally saw and heard the kid growling like an animal punching the poor employee guy in the legs and crotch and all she did was say “Come on… snack time and then nap.” and then turned to leave. I was sooo mad by that point I went full Karen on her. I was like “Are you kidding me?! Your kid trashed the place and attacked someone (the employee chimed in ‘Yeh.. I got bit a few times..’), made a huge mess and that’s it? You’re not even going to say anything?! Not even offer an apology or help clean all of this mess up?!” and she just stood there staring at me while she waited for the elevator, looking at me like I was being unreasonable. So I continued with “If you’re not gonna care about anyone else, at least care about your own kid! How long was it missing before you even noticed or cared?! Your kid could be long gone if someone had sinister motives! That kid was so dead focused on getting a cookie someone could’ve lured them wherever they wanted with zero effort. Anyone could’ve easily taken that kid, for any nefarious reason. We didn’t know what the parents look like, we still don’t! For all we know you could be a kidnapper and we’re letting you take the kid… think about that.” and then we just stood there awkwardly straightening things up as she decided to take the stairs and with perfect comedic timing, as soon as the door to the stairwell closed, the elevator opened up “ding!” Lmao I helped the guy clean up and apologized for my outburst. Genuinely I don’t do that… I was just having a perfect storm of awful life, bad timing, my dislike for kids and my even stronger dislike for bad parents. I’m not proud of loudly berating a woman in public but it felt so good at the time and I stand by everything I said… I just shouldn’t have aggressively shouted it at her. So yeah, hearing you make a joke about a kid not having a leash and running amok during a hospitality review really brought up some stuff! Hahaha it felt like a personal attack and I kinda deserved it. Yeah, I kept calling the kid an “it” because I have no idea what kind of kid it was, how old.. I dunno. I know they cry, poo and break easily for the first bit.. then they’re crazy.. then they can land on their feet if you drop them accidentally and then they just suck until they die. That’s how I view kids. So yeah, I kinda deserved to be called out for my shitty behavior. lol but in my defense… why do they always have sticky little hands?! why do they always try to hand you something gross and then cry if you don’t want to accept it? I’ll stick to video game kids, thanks. They only have a few lines of dialogue and I can just ignore them. It’s not inappropriate to just sprint away from a child at top speed in a video game. You do that in real life and people get real suspicious, real fast… they assume you’re on some kind of “list” or something. So thanks for letting me trauma dump into your brain toilet. I apologize for that horrific mental image but I’m not deleting it.
okay but what score is the result of only 1 review? do this 5 more times with different personalitys and then see what you get ;) i kid of course! fun video :D
I think I'm getting better at the recorder :)
A foreign concept to me. I have to always assume playing the recorder sounds like a seagull getting stepped on.
@@goombanna bing bing
my only suggestion is that it ought to be less tuned and more loud. hope this helps :)
Good for you.
Wait, she can see Koroks? Does that mean Glora Swanbottom is pure of heart???
Mimi Tachikawa vibes
She'll never tell 🤫 (But just to be super clear she did NOT go back and help that Korok when the cameras were off)
@@goombanna I appreciate the consistency.
It's not her heart it's her hair. Pure hairspray... made from heart.
I can’t believe you had any doubts about her pure heart, there is no one purer, in bourgeois ideals and disgust of children at least!
Gloria’s reviews were very helpful, but I feel she would enjoy the stables more if she got off her high horse.
I find it hilarious how our protagonist thinks children are like vermin.
Like, I have the same thoughts, girl.
Madame Swanbottom is going around basically topless, respect to Hyrule for being chill with that
This is such a fun idea. Reminds me of Monster Maze's Life of a Bokoblin documentary.
Although I do think a stable in a bad weather area should be a plus, because they're providing shelter against the bad weather.
Also was that a William Murderface reference at 19:02??
we LOVE Gloria! Please give her more showtime space!!!
You know I never noticed just how many of the Stables talk about and advertise the same things before. Thank you to Gloria for pointing it out!
I dunno how you think to do these, but never stop.
Truly some of the most creative ideas for lore vids I’ve seen in a while! I need more of these!
Ikr? This channel is a goldmine, I enjoy every video with the witty and lighthearted commentary, it's so nice to watch these after a day at work :)
Really enjoyed this video! The voice was super fun with the in-character/in-world style review. It's super creative and an interesting way to highlight all the stable and their recipes/different quirks. Keep doing what you're doing!
This was absolutely a delight to watch through. I laughed out loud at the "So I took care of the giant monsters. What? Like it's hard?" Chef's kiss. Great video!
This was just plain silly. I love it
Babe wake up, Goombanna uploaded a new video.
I hope to see more from critic Swanbottom, I really enjoyed the yelp reviews! She has good taste and is consistent. Wetlands Stable has my favorite recorder performance, had me dying lol the edit with The Menu was hilarious too.
This is a fun video, I know you did a vid similar to this in the past but I dig the idea of rating places in video games. Thanks for all the research and work you do AV! I liked the sitting down to watch the band and immediately leaving lol.
This is the best genre of Zelda content
"Oh god, it's a child!" is my favorite criticism.
I've never played TotK and still love your content on it, thanks for making it funny and accessible for people like me too! You truly don't miss, it's incredible (and congrats on the progress on the recorder!)
I've been watching through the backlog and I know I'm a bit late but I love this! It reminds me of the employment office series by Any Austin and I would love Ms. Swanbottom to go through the inns of Hyrule and maybe some tourist destinations like the lover's pond!
Maybe have an adventurer character that rates different sky islands too!
I'm so so so thrilled that this video is what I wanted it to be! The second Gloria Swanbottom made their appearance I was sold!
More of these! I did not know what to expect but was pleasantly surprised ❤ Gloria is wise
This was another wonderful Goombanna Video! I loved it, and the new character for it, I hope to see more of Swanbottom! Also such beautiful recorder
Okay, this video sealed the deal. You earned a sub, funny stuff and i loved the concept and voice
I simply cannot trust Gloria Swanbottom’s reviews completely, as her poor opinion of the Stable Heroes reveals a disappointing lack of complex musical theory knowledge, and a severe inability to sympathize with the demographic of common travelers. However, her style lacks for nothing, and I would be delighted to share a crepe with her alongside that fashionable explorer. A useful review for any savvy Hyrulean, even if completely ignorant of good music.
(The voice was. Hard to get through. But props for committing to the bit and for a fun video idea :3)
You see all those empty seats?? THEY AIN'T SELLIN OUT 😝😁
@@goombanna That just means they haven't sold out artistically.
I feel like there is a missed opportunity here to compare the paintings in each stable if you had already done those side quests.
Now I’m mad that I never thought of this.
I guess next one is an Uber video for Koroks
Ok, these are good reviews Gloria, but the immediate Snowquill armor slander is not appreciated, thank you very much
(Anna thinks the Snowquill armor is gorgeous, for what it's worth 😁)
“This one doesn’t have a leash!”
“Be warned that children run amok here…”
“Uggh..”
Why did you have to call me out like that!? Lmao I hate kids and I was literally at a hotel checking in and some soaking wet kid ran up to me, hugged me, then it shook like a dog soaking everything. It went behind the counter trying to steal a cookie (in plain view of everyone, the employee didn’t want to touch a random kid so just looked around for a parent) and this kid ended up knocking a bunch of stuff over trying to get to the cookies while the poor employee just moved the display and tried to politely stop the little monster. I grabbed my dog and stuck my head outside and literally said “Why is there a soaking wet unattended child running amok in here?! Someone come put a leash on this little monster!” and I went back inside. I’ve never used the word “amok” before… lol I was so annoyed, dealing with some serious life stuff so I don’t know where it came from.
Finally a woman came in like a full two minutes later, zero urgency or care. She saw all the mess the kid made, the knocked over display, the pamphlets thrown everywhere (it started going through those vacation pamphlets and throwing them at the employee because it wanted a cookie.) she literally saw and heard the kid growling like an animal punching the poor employee guy in the legs and crotch and all she did was say “Come on… snack time and then nap.” and then turned to leave. I was sooo mad by that point I went full Karen on her. I was like “Are you kidding me?! Your kid trashed the place and attacked someone (the employee chimed in ‘Yeh.. I got bit a few times..’), made a huge mess and that’s it? You’re not even going to say anything?! Not even offer an apology or help clean all of this mess up?!” and she just stood there staring at me while she waited for the elevator, looking at me like I was being unreasonable. So I continued with “If you’re not gonna care about anyone else, at least care about your own kid! How long was it missing before you even noticed or cared?! Your kid could be long gone if someone had sinister motives! That kid was so dead focused on getting a cookie someone could’ve lured them wherever they wanted with zero effort. Anyone could’ve easily taken that kid, for any nefarious reason. We didn’t know what the parents look like, we still don’t! For all we know you could be a kidnapper and we’re letting you take the kid… think about that.” and then we just stood there awkwardly straightening things up as she decided to take the stairs and with perfect comedic timing, as soon as the door to the stairwell closed, the elevator opened up “ding!” Lmao
I helped the guy clean up and apologized for my outburst. Genuinely I don’t do that… I was just having a perfect storm of awful life, bad timing, my dislike for kids and my even stronger dislike for bad parents. I’m not proud of loudly berating a woman in public but it felt so good at the time and I stand by everything I said… I just shouldn’t have aggressively shouted it at her.
So yeah, hearing you make a joke about a kid not having a leash and running amok during a hospitality review really brought up some stuff! Hahaha it felt like a personal attack and I kinda deserved it. Yeah, I kept calling the kid an “it” because I have no idea what kind of kid it was, how old.. I dunno. I know they cry, poo and break easily for the first bit.. then they’re crazy.. then they can land on their feet if you drop them accidentally and then they just suck until they die. That’s how I view kids. So yeah, I kinda deserved to be called out for my shitty behavior. lol but in my defense… why do they always have sticky little hands?! why do they always try to hand you something gross and then cry if you don’t want to accept it?
I’ll stick to video game kids, thanks. They only have a few lines of dialogue and I can just ignore them. It’s not inappropriate to just sprint away from a child at top speed in a video game. You do that in real life and people get real suspicious, real fast… they assume you’re on some kind of “list” or something.
So thanks for letting me trauma dump into your brain toilet. I apologize for that horrific mental image but I’m not deleting it.
Your content is so fun! It's amazing!!!
This is exactly my kind of content, subscribing immediately
I need this but with the different settlements hotels/sleeping areas!
Just found your videos, I love them!
Going right into my zelda documentary playlist, loved ittttt
I desperately need more Gloria Swanbottom reviews in my life.
Zelda yelper roleplay
Love this!
ok this video was entertaining you miss got a new watcher
This chick is so rad. Guaranteed she is the funnest mom ever!
I have it on good authority that Anna has no children of her own, but she IS a super cool Aunt 😁
Gloria would absolutely be my best frenemy if I was in Hyrule. She’s simply an icon
Now i wonder how she'd rank the inns in the towns, or from a different game, the Paper Mario Thousand Year Door inns
Absolutely stunning
I didn't realize Jessie from Team Rocket was in the business of reviewing.
Time to watch PEAK.
Ayyy. New video
Oh god, it's a child!
Yelp is gonna love this video and traffic to their website in Hyrule. :)
So much Stable Trotters slander 😔
Goombanna time!
omg gloria can i get ur autograph?
Answering the important questions here
I'll give this video ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Has Gloria made a review of the beach resort in Mario Odyssey?
This video was killer
In other news, y'all hear about this horse god?
@@E_MO_TION ALL HAIL THE HORSE GOD 🙌
14:54 where's the review?
404: Secret forbidden review!
@@wrongtown Lol
Shhhh lol.
okay but what score is the result of only 1 review? do this 5 more times with different personalitys and then see what you get ;) i kid of course! fun video :D
Spectacular 😂
Now do breath of the wild 😭
But seriously this is an awesome idea
and the karen shirt to boot. i love this channel
Quite untoward my dear
Oh please tell me you keep up the fancy smancy voice for the entire video!
Why is Gloria DriPPiNg
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Thrrrree stars
Nice
Marry me
What? No! I have dibs on her.