Congrats to cyndifusic for guessing the closest time, with a guess of 5:29.500 (the actual time being 5:29.250)! Major thanks to Sir_Tyler, TheRoadRunner, and Kiwi for strats + assistance. TheRoadRunner currently holds the WR for this category with a 5:58.470, which you can watch here: th-cam.com/video/vrk_reVVYAs/w-d-xo.html
@@saturos5068 First party games on Nintendo's most recent console with an 80/100 or higher on Metacritic: LOZ: Breath of the Wild (97, 13th highest rated game ever) Super Mario Odyssey (97, 20th highest rated game ever) Super Smash. Bros Ultimate (93) Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (92) Animal Crossing: New Horizons (90) Fire Emblem: Three Houses (89) Super Mario Maker 2 (88) LOZ: Link's Awakening remake (87) Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (86) Luigi's Mansion 3 (86) Splatoon 2 (83) Ring Fit Adventure (83) Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (82) Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker (82) New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe (80) Honorable Mentions: Paper Mario: The Origami King (79) Yoshi's Crafted World (79) A few Xenoblade Chronicles and Snipperclips games, and Tetris 99 because I don't know if they count as first party or not but they all scored high enough to be on the list. The point is, quit your bullshit. If you don't like what they do then that's fine but they make quality games and you have to accept that.
Coach: hey don’t worry even the pros make bad shots The bad shots that pros make: ah man I hit it into some deep rough shouldn’t be too hard though The bad shots I make:
A golf club has fallen into the river in LEGO city Start the new rescue helicopter H E Y ! Build the helicopter And off to the rescue Prepare the lifeline Lower the stretcher And make the rescue The new emergency collection from LEGO city
Keep up this wii sports stuff. Also could you please make an 81-shot tas or something? (I mean completing each hole with the max amount of shots possible without getting a single Give Up message) that'd be great i think
You know, usally Giveup% runs are slower than normal runs (4m36s vs 5m58s are the world records, for example), and yet this is literally faster than ~82% of normal runs on speedrun.com. You've done it again, you beautiful madman. Great stuff.
31 balls were yeeted into the water during this run Hole 1: 0 Hole 2: 4 Hole 3: 0 Hole 4: 4 (We don’t see them splashing but there’s nothing but water down there) Hole 5: 7 Hole 6: 5 Hole 7: 0 Hole 8: 4 Hole 9: 7 Total: 31
"Do you understand that it is actually statistically harder... to be this consistently bad than it is... to be occasionally, accidentally good? The probability is STAGGERING!" Mike Polk on -the Cleveland Browns- Wii Sports golf
Ten equalizes the cosmic balance of golf to retain his presence in the mortal plain. For if he would go too far into godhood, his influence would drain and his body be destroyed.
![Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Perfect Game [-43]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wt_L5eKFx20/mqdefault.jpg)
![Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Perfect Game [-43]](/img/tr.png)
![[TAS] Wii Sports Golf: All Platinum Training Medals in 4:55.87](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w68WuXatWs8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Full Tilt! Pinball - Space Cadet (Fleet Admiral Speedrun - 13:58.1) [Former WR]](/img/n.gif)
Congrats to cyndifusic for guessing the closest time, with a guess of 5:29.500 (the actual time being 5:29.250)!
Major thanks to Sir_Tyler, TheRoadRunner, and Kiwi for strats + assistance. TheRoadRunner currently holds the WR for this category with a 5:58.470, which you can watch here: th-cam.com/video/vrk_reVVYAs/w-d-xo.html
Tendog can you make a tas on Wii Sports Resort or does the tas application doesn’t support motion plus
can u plz give me an invite to ur discord server it isn't working for me
TAS Suggestion: Wii Sports Resort 18 holes
@@evangarland4337 actually it supports motion plus, since its emulated controls, you can actually adjust it
Just a heads up the video was set to private
This is like that episode of Curious George where he thought the highest score was how you win
Yes
I love you for this
Yes you just made my day
Did you draw your prof pic? Its a very good drawing
Sorry thats all I could pay attention to
This comment made my day lol
Man lost his pro status for this video
His golfing career ended right here.
He was willing to do what must be done
I lost, but at what cost?
this is why I stop playing certain sports when I reach PRO
1000th like
If you ever feel useless, just think about the holes in this run
They have more action though in general
Rocket Leaves that changes nothing of his comment.
@@rocketleaves9651 "in this run"
/o/
My holes are just as useless 😔
How to fail Wii Sports Golf:
1) clclclclick
2) very small hit
3) aAaAaAaAaW
4) give up
This list could be kinda funny without a title.
Aufm 13
Rinse and repeat
And the crowd goes mild!
This joke is underrated.
Lol
@@ross1908 I guess every joke is underrated
How is a verified TH-camr NOT NOTICED
yay i guess
The spectators getting disappointed over and over without lowering their expectations must be Sonic fans
Or Pokémon fans.
Source: an pokemon fan
Or classic Paper Mario fans
Or almost every nintendo fan ever
@@saturos5068 First party games on Nintendo's most recent console with an 80/100 or higher on Metacritic:
LOZ: Breath of the Wild (97, 13th highest rated game ever)
Super Mario Odyssey (97, 20th highest rated game ever)
Super Smash. Bros Ultimate (93)
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (92)
Animal Crossing: New Horizons (90)
Fire Emblem: Three Houses (89)
Super Mario Maker 2 (88)
LOZ: Link's Awakening remake (87)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (86)
Luigi's Mansion 3 (86)
Splatoon 2 (83)
Ring Fit Adventure (83)
Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (82)
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker (82)
New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe (80)
Honorable Mentions:
Paper Mario: The Origami King (79)
Yoshi's Crafted World (79)
A few Xenoblade Chronicles and Snipperclips games, and Tetris 99 because I don't know if they count as first party or not but they all scored high enough to be on the list.
The point is, quit your bullshit. If you don't like what they do then that's fine but they make quality games and you have to accept that.
Underrated comment
How your mom wants you to play when she tells you to let you brother win
And he still loses somehow.
@@hiimemily ONG BRUH
This is the most important run ever seen
Agreed
The “awwwww” sounds more and more sarcastic as the video goes on.
The definition of “Task Failed Successfully”
more like "TAS Failed Successfully " haha, I have no friends
@@themistake Nice pun my guy
More like task successfully failed.
@@CosmicOwO i am a guy haha
@@themistake Fixed
The fact this man lost his pro status and lost *268 points* in the process makes this guy a legend
It’s a TAS run, meaning it was done on a emulator on PC. So that score wasn’t actually earned the OG way most likely
Coach: hey don’t worry even the pros make bad shots
The bad shots that pros make: ah man I hit it into some deep rough shouldn’t be too hard though
The bad shots I make:
my mum thought i was watching porn because of all the sighing from the crowd
Top comment, right here
no she didn’t
That's some unenthusiastic porn then
no she didn’t
That's a lot of points, why is everyone complaining about being useless ?
Some people are dumb 🤷🏼
Its cause points are supposed to be - and yes i get the joke
@@tiedough7481 Its a joke
AxelCubico
It’s a joke
@@BigSealLover Thats what I said
"My goals are beyond your understanding."
It’s all fun and games until an enthusiastic commentator tells you to give up
This is peak speed running
He may have lost his pro title, but he will forever remain a legend.
Everyone on the last failed stroke: Awwww.
The fact that this TAS guy got a -27, then manages to get a +72 truly shows the duality of TAS.
*putts one inch near the oob*
OUT OF BOUNDS
why did you have to say oob
oob
RobynnCS oob
@@RobynnCS oob
@@RobynnCS oob
Why did you film me playing Wii golf
I've just watched 6 minutes of:
BRRRRRRRR
"Aaaaaaahh"
🅱️RM
Lyrics:
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
oh
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
Aàáâäæãåāh
Oh.
ahhhhh
The crowd going: awwww..... Over and over again was oddly satisfying
Mii Golf Speedrun MyLife%
"Let little Johnny play with you for a while, I'm sure he won't be a bother!"
Little Johnny:
and the algorithm said,
"let there be views"
At 3:38 it looks like he's about to fall into the river and lose his golf club in the process.
A golf club has fallen into the river in LEGO city
Start the new rescue helicopter
H E Y !
Build the helicopter
And off to the rescue
Prepare the lifeline
Lower the stretcher
And make the rescue
The new emergency collection from LEGO city
Why is the crowd so upset? You got a high score! Thats surely a good thing, right? Right!?
whenever the shot goes out of bounds, the aaaw reminds me of poofesures NAWWWWWWW
Maneater 901749
You have great taste in avatars
5:56 R.I.P Pro Status
Who stole this man's gaming chair, the only thing that gives him power?
The chair is a crutch. Good posture is the real secret, and this golfer has excellent form. Look how many points he scored from using it!
he doesn't have one. he just... floats. i don't know how.
I like how the audience groans when he missed the shot lol
you didn’t have to rename poofesure’s gameplay as a TAS
Roasted
Wild 💀
Keep up this wii sports stuff. Also could you please make an 81-shot tas or something? (I mean completing each hole with the max amount of shots possible without getting a single Give Up message) that'd be great i think
wouldn't be too hard I think. simply hit the ball around the hole and sink it on the last stroke.
@@TheRedCap but you have to hit it around the hole optimally
@@TheRedCap you'll want to screw up as much as possible since geting the ball in the water counts for 2 shots.
Geometry Dash
@@theseriousguy3098 although, slowly hitting the ball around the hole (or wherever) might be faster, so they'd have to test it
Sound effects are like they're reacting to my dating life.
wat r a womens
This TAS guy is so good in so many games, but I think he should practise wii golf
I'm just glad to see there's something he's actually bad at lol.
Nah, he's good. He was just going for the fuckyou%
@@mikejameson7678 oooohhhh, that makes sense
@@ikercalderon163 Wow, that was a fast response, to a 3 year old comment.
@@mikejameson7678 JAJAJAJAJA it notified me so I saw it fast
me: comes here to see some holes in ones
The whole video: *disapproving noise* "ahhh"
the audience every 2 seconds: AuhH
Congratulations, you failed successfully.
"you gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"
It's said that the audience is still groaning to this day.
To be fair, he does have some good points.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
The crowd:äääääääääääh………
Dude not cool of you to record me like that I was trying my best
this seems more fun than actually trying to win wii sports golf tbh.
This is an actual category if you want to give that a shot.
Basically this is how you be the best at being the worst.
And the crowd goes home!
You know, the object of the game is to get the LEAST points.
I missed the word failing in the title and was so confused for about 2 minutes
how
2:58 reminds me of poofesure
“Here’s a nice give up strat. Get the putter and putt it off”
My game of golf every time I play
You know, usally Giveup% runs are slower than normal runs (4m36s vs 5m58s are the world records, for example), and yet this is literally faster than ~82% of normal runs on speedrun.com. You've done it again, you beautiful madman. Great stuff.
This should be called “Uhh %”
This TAS Guy Finally found a game he was bad at!
No, just a game he is good at being bad at
i swear i watch one summoning salt video and your videos just flood my feed like crazy
Wii sport golf : Give up
Wii sport resort golf : give up
Wii sport club glof : give up
Nintendo switch sport : limit reached
John golf has hit a new low
31 balls were yeeted into the water during this run
Hole 1: 0
Hole 2: 4
Hole 3: 0
Hole 4: 4 (We don’t see them splashing but there’s nothing but water down there)
Hole 5: 7
Hole 6: 5
Hole 7: 0
Hole 8: 4
Hole 9: 7
Total: 31
Tool-Hindered Speedrun
finally a good comment
2x speed is like:
1) click click
2) ugh
LOL
I can already hear Poofesure mocking the crowds' "auuuh"
Taking pin strats to a whole new level
i can finally beat a TAS at this game
4:04 When you are a god, but don't want to show off
Poofesure's worst nightmare.
thats nothing, watch this *breaks tv with wii mote*
Basically my life summed up in one.
"Do you understand that it is actually statistically harder... to be this consistently bad than it is... to be occasionally, accidentally good? The probability is STAGGERING!"
Mike Polk on -the Cleveland Browns- Wii Sports golf
Finally the Task guy who once had the terrible score of a -19 now has a good score
Pov: your me trying to do a hole in one
A chorus of moaning men
Bro look how insanely detailed he made the ball land right next to out of bounce
I’ll remember this next time I play golf.
When the game gave you a disappointed sigh....
*I felt that*
*The people that owned the golf course wondering why there is 47 balls in the river*
You love to see it.
Definitely earned a sub.
Me when my little cousin says to go easy on them
can we just appreciate the pro tag tho
This must have been far more interesting to route (and program) than any normal run
I would very much like to see this become a speedrun category. It’s so precise!
I don't know if you're joking or not but it actually is
How is wii still relevant? I f*cking love the fact that it is
Ten equalizes the cosmic balance of golf to retain his presence in the mortal plain. For if he would go too far into godhood, his influence would drain and his body be destroyed.
This is the kind of content I’m here for
This is true beauty.
*augh intensifies*
Can it even be considered giving up if you never attempted to do the actual game in the first place?
Out of bounds putt club⛳.
The man who lost so much golf ball in the water
**task successfully failed**
my brain when im thinking about what i should do with my life in the future: 1:21
Triple Par
This is how I would play golf IRL not gonna lie
this is actually so good lmao
This is what speed running is all about
Nice shot!
When they said "Aww", I felt that
Wait... there's a Wii Sports Golf Fail% speedrun cathegory??!?
Yes