r/Nuclearrevenge I Got an Abuser Arrested, Beaten, and Killed!
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- r/Nuclearrevenge In today's video, a selfish douchebag preys on innocent victims, and OP doesn't tolerate it. He enacts an absolutely nuclear revenge plan that utterly destroy's the abuser's life. He gets arrested, beaten up in jail, and eventually killed in prison. Do you think he got what he deserves? Be sure to subscribe if you want to see more r/Nuclearrevenge videos!
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It's like what they say: "Revenge is a dish best served with murder"
nice vids !
Yeah he got what he deserved I think
rSlash could I get a shoutout
Looks like you were the first
With a pinch of radiation.
Nice guy: “you guys are my best friends.”
Horse: “roses are red violets are blue. I’d sacrifice 1,000 souls for you”
*red
No no, for Horse would be more like:
“Roses are blue, Violets are red. Fuck with my friend and ya’ll end up dead.”
@@emberproductions8841 fact, he missed a lot of school so imagine learning your colors. no fuck learning time to murder some shitheads
I can imagine him being a legend and thugs who hear the mere mention of his name cower in fear he's basically the high school doom slayer
@@theconspiracytheorists2719 “...But there is one they fear. In their tongue he is Dovahkiin; Dragonborn!”
"Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?". Hearing him agree to that made me think he's going to send him to the morgue instead.
If that were the case, it would fit right in in r/maliciouscompliance lmao
lexi graham and r/supernova revenge
FFXIV PLAYER! HI!
Am I the only one who thought when horse couldn't get a skunk into their car made a sad puppy face and gave up on that idea.
oh god
Someone: Messes with Horse's friend.
Horse: "God can't help you now."
one day someone who wronged one of horse’s friends is gonna wake up and hear
“i want to play a game”
@@butterytomatoes747 Nah Nah, it’ll be more like them waking up tied, in front of them Horse wearing a horse mask, as he uses a tape recorder to say “Do you know what time it is?”
Horse: "God may forgive, but I don't"
“Where’s your god now”
*And you will do nothing cause you can do nothing*
Some Students: _Steals stuff from Horse's Friend_
Horse: " So you've chosen...death."
Daniel P. “YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW”
@@Onyxthefem i am the law
@@blacklisted9733 Does that mean Daniel.P Violated you
@@hudsongraham2884 now that i think about it.
DANIEL P. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, GO TO GULAG.
*Dude steals stuff from Horse's friend* "Why do I hear boss music now?"
OP was right, Horse is decidedly the dude you want as a friend, not an enemy.
He is the best if friends and the worst enemy you will face.
Horse is the purest embodiment of DnD's Chaotic Good Barbarian. Low int and wisdom score, but high strength, dexterity, possibly charisma. He's impulsive, doesn't like rules and will go out of his way not to abide by them but is always ready and willing to use his chaotic energy for the sake of common good and those he cares about. What a legend. I hope he's doing well wherever he is now.
Ya got likes
*"Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool"*
easily my favorite phrase in this story
Especially because of just how close we came to that actually happening, thanks to Horse
I just imagine a ghetto school hallway with graffiti all over it and a boulder rolling down it with a kid running frantically away from it.
@@manictiger That’s Indiana Jones
@@ASH4Ix
Iirc, they kill a kid with a boulder in Lord of the Flies.
@@manictiger they kill him by dropping a rock on his head, not by rolling it toward him
Okay but I am living for the Misdventures of Horse and Mantis. They'd make an excellent vigilante duo.
That is a sitcom waiting to happen... or at the very least new characters for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Let's hope those 2 don't wear black spandex and have masks
Yea, but like a Red Hood and the Outlaws type of show
They’d be awesome partners in crime, they remind me of two friends I had in middle school who were a very chaotic duo
Eheh… permission to draw a webcomic?
-chaotic potato with artblock
When I hear what Horse did, I imagine Karma from Assassination Classroom doing all that since yea.
aaaa i love assassination classroom^__^
Yes especially all the kinda torture kinda harassment part reminds me of him putting wasabi up the nose right? In s2 lol
Really ...its right up his alley . To top that , he is a high iq guy ...he would have made rest of their lives hell as well yet get away with it by scoring a top .
Yesss
Ah yeah that does remind me of him
*Horse reading the comment section:* _They love me._
Just want to let you know I love this comment
And we do love him! 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
No we didn't love him
WE WORSHIP HIM
@@catwithagun7410 horse religion
@@catwithagun7410 we could make a religion out of this
“I have an army.”
“We have Horse.”
And I have a cast-iron skillet
I have the power of God AND anime on *my* side!
I love your profile pic.
TotalHufflepuff aww thanks
@@low-keydrama1260 Np. :)
Security: “Just don’t send them to the hospital, ok?”
Horse: “They won’t have time to get there.”
Lol
He'll send them to the fucking morgue
"Where I'm sending him, they're gonna have to put him back together like a jigsaw puzzle"
@@petemadrona2252 "They're gonna have to glue you back together in hell!"
Horse is the very definition of *"Florida man"*
He acts like a villain but does the right thing. Horse is chaotic good.
He's doom slayer
GrayStillPlays intensifies.
@@TJ-hg6op I’d say more chaotic neutral. He does what he wants, but messing with his friend is going too far.
Nah, Florida Man is still at the mercy of his own chaos. Horse is the MASTER of his chaos.
ND: *gets bullied*
Horse to the bullies: *"So you have chosen death?"*
Ty that made me cackle
Should be
Bullies : bullied ND
Horse : so you have chosen death?
Cause if you put it like that, it kinda sounded like horse was saying that to ND
And it isn't a question
*Literally*
Horse-“(Loads shotgun) Shame.....”
Horse:
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He has a goat
Or a pig!
You idiots, he OBVIOUSLY has a mule.
... I thought it was a capybara
In all honesty... I wouldn't be surprised if that animal was an *actual freakin horse*.... Which is probably why OP referred to him as "Horse" xD
@@skysnow2389 r/whooosh
When he said “and then horse brought bolt cutters into school.” I thought this this story was about to take a really dark turn
I've seen literal Horse (ironic) castration tools from working at a Veterinary Surgery, that's where I thought it was going.
Me too! I've already imagined rolling fingers
Same
Same
okay but horse probably thought at least once “maybe i can rip off their fingers? or would they bleed out and die on me like the cowards that they are”
"Horse" is the type of guy who cares about his friends even going beyond sanity just to do something for them
A true bro
"Abuser gets murder"
And nothing of value was lost
@young Link true but I mean it as the Abuser lost everything and nobody is gonna give a shit.
I got this comment to 69 likes.
@@ChaosEater39 nice
@@FletcherWilbury nice.
@@ChaosEater39 nice
Granddaughter: "Grandma what is the key to a long lasting marriage?"
Grandmother: a cast iron pan sweetheart, a cast iron pan
Keep his stomach full and his balls empty.
I mean, it worked in Tangled.
DeGcookie Flynn Ryder: Alone at last.
Rapunzel: I’m about to ruin this man’s career. 🍳
Danny van der Heide lol😂😂😂
Can’t be a skunk, he didn’t know where to get one
Literally:
"Call an ambulance! But not for me." Lmfao that was a good plot twist
I want Mrs. Smith to be my grandma
i lowkey thought that the paramedics were straight assholes laughing about Mrs. Smith😭, i laughed so hard at her husband getting his fucking ass beat😂
Bullies: *Steal from Nice Dude*
Bullies: *hears slowly intensifying megalovania in the distance*
Horse: *crawling out of the gates of hell* Nay nay bitch~.
"Nay nay bitch~" aw man can I use that. I'm wheezing😂
@@charliefinnmichael4770NAE NAE, MOTHERFUCKER! lol just thought of that
This comment is the purest of gold!
Abuser: *Exists*
OP: *"So, you have chosen, Death."*
Lucas Gawor OP is the name of the person that made the story
It stands for "Original Post(er)"
I knew that OP meant the person who posted, now I know it is “original poster”. Thanks.
More like:
Abuser: *exists*
OP: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Abuser: *gets sent to prison and killed*
OP: Well that escalated quickly
Dino Dracko murder is not a proportional response , we don’t live in the dark ages anymore. Grow up
Say what you want about Horse, but we can all agree on his greatest trait: His loyalty towards his friends
Yes very Loyal.
69 likes, noice
And his love of his pet goat or pig.
YESSIR!
Agreed
Underling: Sir, they refuse to comply...
Me: Release the Horse.
A-are you sure Sargent Shoyro? The Horse is usually our last resort-
If you order us to release the Horse sir, we will. But there will be so much blood...
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'm sure. They are fools. *FOOLS!* We must bring them back to the light, as they are stupid!
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Shoryo: I dont give a fuck, just do it!
Underling: Fine…
*Horse Released*
Damn Horse is such a good guy, like he *really* cares about his friends lmao
That is the friend boys are.
"Surprise mother[expletive]", Horse was the tactical nuke. You mess with a guy like that. They will spend every second they have trying to find a new way to ruin you.
I can't say Horse was a bad guy. He unleashed himself on thieves. They definitely had it coming.
You just made me realize he is r/chaoticgood.
I had a friend like that, she would beat the absolute shit out of anyone who bullied me. She got transferred for beating up a jerk who told her to fuck herself. Miss you Liz
@@someghosthunter she probably was picking beef for that person to say that
.......this "Horse" sounds like a nice guy who you would treat to a beer....
And Its a no brainer if you DONT take him to a drink he'll scrap
maybe a few if you want him to get even with some one
More the just beer
I'll drink to that
666 like yea
Horse: I exist
Hulk,Satan,and hitler: Cries intensively
Pol Pot starts to shiver and sweat cold in hell.
King Leopold begins to question his life choices
And even Stalin himself starts raising his eyebrows in worry just like he foolishly invadwd Finland
@@HasufelyArod question:whos pol pot?
@@bloodraven6250 Pol Pot, Cambodian dictator
Jeffree Dahmer: **grabs the holy cross**
Meanwhile Vlad The Impaler: [stops impaling Ottomans]
Not all heroes wear capes. Some go by the nickname “Horse”
Lmao
I honestly thought he was going to be the bad guy of this story but I loved the reverse uno of it all
Whole horse
Guess you can say he is bucking insane
Not all horses wear capes.
ND: *Gets bullied*
Horse: *Giorno's Theme intensifies*
"I, Horse-kun, has a dream"
Nonono... all villain themes merged intensify
Vegeta when Beerus is hit bulma(but wins) haha
Every single time I see a JoJo reference on a comment I will like that comment also ngl I thought it was funny
@@charizardsniper5064 yes
Vegeta will kill you if you touch his bulma
4:05 I LOVE HOW THEY SAY _SIC HORSE_ LIKE HE’S A GODDAMN ATTACK ANIMAL
"I'm assinging you extra work!"
"I'm not going to do it."
"You better!"
"What are you gonna do, assign me more work?"
Schools:"Yes"
Me:"You dont get it"
It’s a loophole
@@excaliburofgachagames9241 a guy I knew graduated elementary school with over 200 pages of words he had to write.
Guess what he never did.
@@Nerobyrne he never wrote those 200 pages cause who does that in elementary school.
I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that
This ''horse'' dude is a damn legend, litteraly the best friend one could have
I hope Horse is happy wherever he is.
Dude's loyalty is legendary- 👏 👏👏
I'm just gonna casually point out " Lord of the Flies themselves out of the gene pool." Made me laugh. Way more then it should.
Nice profile pic
Same, Ivysaur!
Kill the beast!
I watched lord of the flies in my class (in black and white)
It's such a mood tho
Horse is the kind of friend where you want to hug him and thank him and he deserves every bit but you have to ask him not to hurt others too much just because he cares for you. Because you want to protect him as well. Tons of love for this guy.
“This dude was nice he shared his money and WEED with his friends”
Horse kinda sound like "that guy"
In "that guy" as Amos from the Expanse. An unhinged psycho who would go beyond Pluto and back to save those he deems as friends.
Nice to see someone else who knows it
I was literally imagining a younger version of Amos when listening to the story.
I had a friend like Amos growing up, really weird but functional other going batshit crazy on people that hurt his friends.
LtCWest Quite an understatement my man, he’d literally tear out your stomach if you ate one of his friends’ cookies.
i mean i guess it's a good thing that someone as mental as that comes with a functioning moral compass.
HD: Who did it?
Me: I already like this guy.
on the second story: "let's call this douchebag Tyler" me: *sad noise*
Wow a comment thats not about horse
@@diavolo4451 yeah ikr
@@goofgoobernicus why u gey
@@diavolo4451 social credit +9000
6:07 "what's the worst he could do"
Horse: *So you have chosen death.*
Any "man" that beats his spouse is NOT a man. He is an animal.
You think animals would ever do domestic abuse? Lmao
*monster
What do you have against animals?
Same goes for women
"Any woman that beats her spouse is NOT a man?"
I mean, yeah, but.....
I had A distant aunt that used to get beat by her husband. Then she finally got fed up and beat him with the cast iron fry pan. That stop that.
"The gun is mightier than the sword! Mmm what a genius quote!"
-Horse, or something
Is that a Poker Under Arms reference?
The entire equine.
@@General_C It's a jojo reference
sword
Naw, men like Horse don't need no gun. He'd take the pen, break the sword with it, then feed his enemies the broken shards.
Thieves: *steals from nice guy*
Horse: *loads revenge with malicious intent* peace was never an option
Voldemort: I have a giant army!!!
Harry and his friends: We have our noses.
Yes
Oh for the love of fucking hades. HE HAS A NOSE DAMMIT snakes HAVE NOSES the two vents on Vs face IS HIS NOSE that's how he breathes. Infact I'm surprised he didn't EAT worm tail.... rats are apart of a snakes diet.
Agree
I was once so afraid of my dad that I hoarded rat poison “just in case.” I never had to use it, because the last time my dad flipped his shit, my mom hit him with a cast-iron skillet. He was either not around or not a bastard from then on.
*Horse has entered the chat*
Remember kids
Share your weed
Sharing is caring
:D
Shut up synth! You’ll never be Brotherhood.
@@mtvso8000 *he already WAS brotherhood*
*sneezes
Michael R bless u
Not gonna lie but I was really confused on the last story when the paramedics were laughing when they were reading off the injuries. But then when it was said that the husband was the one who was injured this time I was like “so they were laughing at the irony? Absolutely brilliant”. It’s nice to see that the lady had some patience before she decided to flip it around on her husband to show him how it feels.
"One does not simply steal from my friends"
Horse
Horse: *Avenges ND*
Genghis Khan: I've raised that boy.
John wick: its enough to make a grown man cry
i wanna like but there is 69 likes
@@guiii0696 yoy can do it already. As of May 1st 2021, there are 160 likes including mine.
@@guiii0696 les make it 420
Edward kenway: you avenged your friends better than I ever did.
First story I ever heard where being a bully was justified.
Good on you Horse.
Your loyalty is legendary!
After reading that last story, they need to start advertising cast iron pans as divorce repellent.
0:56
Really felt that nice guy when he said shares his weed. You know he’s a real one.
Share weed with me and play video games? Robbing you is the last thing on my mind.
"I Got an Abuser Arrested, Beaten, and Killed!"
Well, that escalated quickly...
This is nuclear revenge, escalation is the name of the game.
He only gave him the rope, its the dumbasses fault if he actually hangs himself with it.
ah, murderered. as all abusers should be!
Eh, you say escalated, I say "should made them suffer more".
Sh$t just went from zero to 100 real quick
when he read "Just don't send him to the hospital, okay?" i thought Horse would send him straight to the morgue
Horse: Who did it?
Girls in school: Omegod! He’s so hawt!
Boys in school: *sending quick prayer* (even if the people who terrorized ND, probably deserve it)
69 likes. You have reached peak, especially on this sort of comment.
Fun fact: pigs are omnivores. So it was probably a goat or something else.
(Edit: just randomly circled back to this video. I like how everyone who replied to me forgot two things: dog-sized and herbivore. Almost no one followed those guidelines XD)
yep, all that come to mind are goats, sheep and maybe a small deer or something.
but still, who would demand to be called any of these as a nickname, including pig?
He said a wild animal, not a farm animal. I'm thinking beaver.
@@zenmastermtl I was just saying the comments of the post were saying pig or goat. And yes there are wild pigs and goats. I wanted to throw a real wild guess but I don't know where it takes place.
Fun fact:peppa pig is 7 foot 1
@@stahlschorsch Well 'Horse' was not the brightest (just read some of that post again) so I wouldn't put anything past him.
"Lord of the flies themselves out of the gene pool"
best reference ever
Our class literally went over LOTF the day before this video came out
I don't get it. I know who Beelzebub is, but whats the refference?
@@BlooMonkiMan Lord of the Flies, to put it as simply as I can, is about kids on an island who go insane while trying to survive
I remember my mom telling me a store about how once my dad came home drunk and hit her. She didn't take it well she picked him up by the neck and slammed him into the wall and said if he ever hit her again she would make sure he didnt wake up the next day. See my mom was 5 foot 9 and 250lbs and my dad was 5 foot 3 1/2 and 150 lbs. needless to say he never hit her again. My mom isn't someone to mess with I learned that when I was five and she picked me up and threw me across the room...granted I was trying to set the couch on fire.
This is pure gold.
Your family sounds nice,how's the couch?
When OP started talking about Horse, I really couldn't figure out if he was going to be the bully or the revenge
In the end, he was both... just not to ND.
Thank you rSlash for giving a warning about the date rape story. I’m sensitive to hearing or reading about that kind of stuff, and I’m very grateful you gave the warning at the beginning. Thanks so much!
Cheesis has blessed you
He was nice! But id like time stamps to skip some stories
Jason lav - I was always use the skip 10 seconds feature and press that a bunch until I see the blank screen with RSlash in front of it. Then I know he’s about to move to the next story.
Red headed step child am I right?
Same here.
Friend: gets things stolen
Horse: "Rip and Tear...until it is done..."
I had an aunt whose husband came home drunk almost every night, he was rude, treated her like garbage. Idk if he ever beat her though. But I do know that she asked him many times to quit drinking, begged and pleaded, and he would respond "I'm the man of this house, I'll do whatever I want with the money I make". So one night he comes home drunk, strips down to his underwear and gets into bed. She looks over at him and says "dear, I left something on the porch. Would you go get it please?" Hes being drunk, decides not to get dressed again because it'll only be a moment. He steps out and she locked the door. He had no keys to get in, and it wad the dead of winter. He was out there the whole night. He never drank again. Then years later their son, at 18, was doing the same. Drinking, staying out late, being disrespectful to his mom. She asked and asked for him to stop and he wouldn't. So one night when he came home drunk, after he passed out in his bed, she sewed the top sheet and the bottom sheet together around him. Then she grabbed a 2x4 and be the crap out of him. He also never drank again.
Your aunt is just being the woman of the house
@@TheWeasel6303 also she lived during a time when this kind of thing wasn't something she had to fear punishment for, legal or otherwise.
Wow thats badass
@kaylynn seitz that’s one lucky lady
I can only think of one thing to say and that is whoa!
First story: didn’t he say the animal was the same as his name but smaller so isn’t it like a pony or something (idk)
He said it's the same as the guys actually nickname, but horse was just a placeholder name used to keep anonymity
I think it's a beaver because you can imagine a teenage boy be like "my name is Ryan, but you can call me beaver".
How about a fox though? They said it was the same size-ish as a dog right?
My guess is Spider.
@@agentp5342 a fox is not an herbivore
RSLASH: *tells the first story*
Me: uuh erm..eeek yeah I guess I would be his friend too? I would get a lot of revenge if something happened 😅😅
RSLASH: same here! lulz
when he said "who did it?" i knew shit was about to go down
The first guy wasn’t one of those rich kids who “got what they deserved”, so it’s both refreshing and upsetting
No, he got what he deserved. He got his stuff back, and he got justice from a friend.
he got what he deserved in a good way
10:40 Correction, pigs are omnivorous and will eat meat if you give them it.
Blood for the blood god
They're even cannibalistic.
@@hydrastuff8029 yes
Pigs will eat people, too. That’s why pig farmers keep the pigs in small pens-so the farmers can get out quickly if a pig/hog attacks them. And pigs are smart.
Victim of multiple forms of abuse.OP good for you standing up for friend, I hope she ended up getting emotional help.
Good for Mrs. Smith.
I dated a guy that had 2 DV convictions. Told him if he ever laid a hand on me, it would be the last thing he ever did.
Took 7 yrs, and me being in a cast for him to do it.
He was dragging me down the hall when my mom came out of her room and pulled her .357 and pointing it at him saying "let go of my daughter" he dropped me where we stood.
He never laid a hand on me again. Plus I kicked him out.
I’m imagining Horse as a 6,5 guy with long hair and the beginnings of a beard. It makes the story sound much more cooler
Omg I imagined it the same xd
His flowing mane as hes beating these kids
TheNraveles he turns around and the mane flows with vengeance in his eyes “You’re next.” He says right before he charges you
Reptile25991 the last thing you see before you die
I honestly heard Horus the whole time and when he mentioned an animal with the same name I thought boarus and the animal was a boar, I mean he is kinda stubborn and pigheaded it sounded like. Plus he just sounds like he'd be one of those average height, buff as hell type of people with getting in fights all the time.
When I first read the title thought it was a bit much but after hearing it I honestly feel like that was still to good for him! PTSD especially from rape is no joke!
You hear some egotistical men talking about "when men fights back" - well, sometimes women fights back too - because abuse isn't a one-sided thing. It's really simple: don't abuse others if you don't wanna be treated the same way in return.
Of course, I think her attack on him was very justified. I don't condone abuse at all, but she only attacked once to teach him a lesson after he pushed her enough.
Cast-iron frying pan apparently grants +25 attack against abusive spouses.
and a x4 damage scaling on sneak attack
*multplier
It's obviously 2D4+1. 1D6+1 against Big.
+2 bonus vs. stupid
@@BlackRainRising Sounds reasonable.
Kid: “steals 2 games”
Horse: so you have chosen.... *death*
Wait, that last story sounds like one my mom heard from her friend. The guy came home drunk, like falling down drunk, and she wrapped him in a blanket when he passed out then went to town in him with a cast iron skillet for all the years of abuse. That woman wrapped him up like a burrito specifically so he couldn't get up and fight back. As far as I know, they never got divorced, but he also never got her again.
How many women have beaten their husbands with cast iron skillets? I assumed it was a one-time story when I was younger, but obviously it's not.
Apparently not enough women have beaten their abusive partners with cast iron skillets, or there wouldn't be so many women being murdered at home.
Beat me once, grab the skillet.
There is no second time.
It does seem to be a somewhat common thing, at least it used to be. Like in the first 7-8 decades of the 20th century, anyway.
When it got to the frying pans, I could only think about Rapunzel
Me too!
Sounds like my daughter lol She even "had a dream" she beat the crap out of some jerks with a frying pan 😋
Funny, my first thought was madea's family reunion and 'grit ball'.
Frying pans are the absolute best.
They are the "Thor's Hammer" of the kitchen. (To build a kingdom or defend it. To make breakfast or defend it.)
@@amezfires9247 LMAO
Watching Medea’s family reunion and hearing about other reports of domestic violent, I came to my own conclusion that if you want the guy to stop beating you, you gotta beat him back... HARDER
"Chaotic nexus Of violent urges shaped like a teenage boy" is a BRILLIANTLY written phrase!
My mornings go as follows:
-Wake up
-Make coffee
-Patiently wait for good ol rslash to post a new video.
Thank you sir for making my mornings :)
I have about 30 minutes after I get my grandson on the bus before R/SLASH uploads. Just enough time to make the bed, take the dog out, make my second cup of coffee and roll myself a little something to help Grandma through her day😊
@@MamaLauren523 holy crap your the greatest grandma ever! Take a toke for me!
My nights go as follows:
-Look for memes
-wait for rslash to upload
-sleep
Haha he makes my evenings
@@MamaLauren523 You go grandma! I mean I'm like 13 and watch his vids, he can entertain all ages 🙃
There's no "irony" that Tyler stayed sober around everyone else, it's for exactly the reason that it allows him to exploit those who do indulge
I would legitimately be friends with “Horse” if I was in high school with a guy like that. I tend to get along well with crazy, and I enjoy the tales they have to share
He would've definitely spared me a few years of bullying and abuse
Cast iron pans are great, get the perfect sear on a steak, long lasting, good for blunt force trauma, easy to clean, Even temperature across the pan
Lol
You can pass it on to your grandkid (with operating details)...
I personally prefer skillets...?
Well then, does it keep heat well?
@@givemeyoureggs456 iron does, so yes
The paramedics laughing got me thinking "How unprofessional!" and then when I heard it was Mr. Smith this time, I was like "Oh. Still unprofessional but justified"
Yes, piss off the person who prepares your food with a ten pound blunt instrument. You either end up poisoned or not being able to remember what purple looks like.
5:35 - I immediately thought "They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue."
Horse reading this post realizing they didn’t return everything time to resume the fun
Let’s be real here, we all could use a friend like Horse in our lives.
I am horse for my friends lol, back in middle school I once split open a football players finger open to the point where you could see the bone. What was he doing that made him deserve that? He was harassing my friend. I had to sign a paper with the school that stated that if I ever got into another fight id go to juvenile hall.
Good times, good time. ☺
@Little joe i am lol
@@lunalovebird2223 this comment should get more view because you are right
@@doug5256 thank you! ☺
You called my good man??
*seeing an abuser being abused fills you with determination*
My dad's parents were these small, unassuming Italians. I mean, yeah they're loud and passionate, but fairly unassuming. My mom told me that my grandfather used to beat up my Nona. I was super shocked, cause... Unassuming, right? She told me that my Nona had finally had enough, waited for my grandfather to fall asleep, boiled a HUGE pot of water, sat it on his night table and clicked on the light. Probably in Italian, she says, "you hit me again, Angelo.... You gotta sleep sometime."
Suffice to say, he never laid a finger on her again.
“Horse” could’ve been Boar, would make sense if he bought a wild one off a classmate.
Claire Bear : Pigs are omnivores. Not herbivores.
That was my thought, too. And it's a pretty cool nickname.
dieCG I am aware of that but some people may not be. Judging by “horses” intelligence as being a permanent junior, he may have thought they were.
Claire Bear : But this isn’t Horse writing this... the op is clearly very well versed, thus would no doubt know the difference between an herbivore and omnivore. Thus, it’s very unlikely to be a pig.
-yeah that makes a little more sense considering my first thought was chinchilla-
"There's no way I'll get arrested."
*OP:* "Allow me to introduce myself."
Lucas Gawor *please* tell me that’s a joke XD
Lucas Gawor op means original person just the person telling the story
@Lucas Gawor it can be both depending on the topic.
"I'll never get arrested"
OP: *Noodle dances into the scene*
It's the only way I can describe that Tik-Tok meme. :p
Horse reminds me of someone that I am very close with but the guy I know falls under more of the lawful alignment than the chaotic one. My guy is a pretty chill dude who follows the rules until someone messes with a person he cares about. Then all bets are off my guy will literally do whatever it takes to enact revenge
I swear that horse guy was like my friend let's call her Jenny when we were in high school she was abnormally tall I'm talking six foot 2 and weighted about 190 lb she didn't care much about what happened to her but if you mess with her friends she was going to make your life a living hell
I have a girl friend like that but she is small, slim, looks innocent and pretty fragile, but booooi mess with her friend and you have a mama bear on your back scratching your eyes out :D
"Revenge is a dish best served with horses and weed"
I love how only thing that stoped "Horse" from skunk plan is that he wasn't able to find it.
Husband: Go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Wife: Maybe I should use the cast iron skillet just in case
I heard frying pan and all I could think was
“Frying pans who knew right?” From the movie Tangled
Yaaaaaassss, thank you so much for this
me too tangled has logic
I thought about that at the end of the story v:D:D:D
It always feels good when a domestic abuser gets precisely what they deserve. And I don’t mean jail time :)
“Shared his weed”
I died laughing at this mostly because i will never be able to say that because my country banned weed
American? Me too
Most people's countries have banned it.... 😭
@@funkyfiss why is it sad weed is a damn drug
@@theformer1337agent Because it's a natural plant. Part of nature. It's also incredibly useful. Not only for textiles but building materials. Its extremely hardy and grows in most conditions. It grows very fast and can also be used as a suitable alternative to feeding livestock. As the plant has multiple benefits to animals too as well as it doesn't strip the soil of all its minerals like corn or other grains. There are so many more examples. We could be doing things more sufficiently if these outdated laws were changed.
It also brings people together. And makes them feel good. That's not a bad thing.
@@funkyfiss smoking anything is bad :/
*damage to lung*