@@alexp86389 midwestern blue state’s like Illinois Wisconsin Minnesota etc are moderate-centrists compared to the blue states on the coasts that are typically more progressive
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You watch one clip of Family Guy on here and suddenly TH-cam decides to send you on a never ending cycle of clips in your recommendations. And of course I'm to weak to stop watching. It's been 2 years! Someone save me.
@@nasekillerHe means casual conversations they have with each other and realizing said conversations could be in the show, instead of conversations intentionally thought fot the show.
not fun because it's difficult and morale. you either have a place to live for 2 years until you're hated by the world or you're homeless with virtually zero chance for that to change"
@@Cardlimits so pretty much what I hear is would you rather be empowered (and rich) with a place to stay but be hated and known to everyone or have no money and home and be forgotten by everyone with indifferent views.
Lots of voice artists live in totally different parts of the country from the rest of the cast with completely different schedules, it's unlikely they were all together at the same time. McFarland, like most great comedians, scrutinizes every word and would never leave anything to conversational chance. But it's a nice fantasy
Meh. Different strokes for different folks. And besides, the future is very long. I could see a group of Neo-Nazis setting up a colony on another world and creating a religion that worships Hitler.
You won't be vilified if you win the war, lol. Stop killing the Jews. Get out of Russia, build a large navy asap, stop bombing England randomly and send in the army instead, and get rid of America's nuke operation ASAP. That would basically make you win the war and make you a God for at least a thousand years. You would effectively replace Jesus himself as humanity's savior.
@@atheneus I mean in the video, Peter pretty much indicates that you won't be able to change anything. Basically everything that actually happen will happen.
By April 1943, Hitler couldn't have won, but he could have made it so that he didn't lose, either, by not attacking at Kursk, and getting the hell out of Russia.
I would think had the Western front continued, the Pacific side would force the Japanese to surrender still and those troops would have been brought into Europe. How insane would an invasion of Germany by Pacific veterans have been?
So retreating from russia to let them mobilize an even greater counterattack? Even if they can hold back russia , fortifying the border and prevent dday, they'd still be attack after italy falls.
shadow ghost Well the US would still invent the Atomic Bomb and that would essentially force Germany into submission just like Japan so you're fucked either way.
I wonder if the 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy is a constant percentage that remains your entire life, or it's just like a random roll that happens when you first become the hobo. I'd choose the hobo regardless since at least then you can MAYBE get a stable life even without the inheritance, but I'm still curious.
@@Szkarad156 yeah but even the word "possible" makes it seem easier than it actually is. theres so much that goes into it and so many factors you can't even control
Honestly I miss the "Would you rather" questions from this Era of family Guy. Sometimes they were just genuinely enjoyable to watch and I kinda wish Peter did some of them with the family
Honestly, this is one of my favorite Family Guy scenes from the past 10 years of episodes. I think conversation like this is underrated. Just their different views and personalities can make mundane conversation entertaining.
I think to really make things spicy, make the hobo a red state hobo, say cleavland can be black hitler, and that if joe was hitler he isnt paralyzed but if he chose hobo, he would be.
That really would make it more spicy. "Hobo in Florida or Texas where you can, within a year, be back on your feet with a house and a 6 figure job or Hitler being hunted down by his own followers. But you're still banging the shit out of that hot blonde." I'd go with the former. But its not fair for me to answer since I've been homeless in Florida.
Hitler was already chancellor by the beginning of 1933. He was a hobo when he was a hippie bohemian trying to make his art career work. Sources tell me it didn’t.
"So would I be a paralyzed hitler?
Yeah"
LOL
Would i be a black hitler?
@@justanaccount6885 like peter said,no,still a white hitler
@@zarc4d will I be a hitler with big balls?
@@zarc4d would I be a tall hitler?
@@mjincorporation30 hitler had 1,75m,that's high enough,you are going to be hitler, not a basket player,no need for extra height
this sounds like a dialogue from a Quentin Tarantino movie .
Nah if this from a Tarantino movie the start of the clip would be joe questioning quagmire about hitler
that's how good the script writers from Family Guy are
MyParisianLifeStyle kinda, realistic feel
It’s just missing female feet closeups.
This sounds like me and my cousins.. especially the “yyyyyes, NO!”
"Blue, but midwestern blue" always gets me
"Its cold out there"
alex instead of living in a liberal state on the coast he’s living in a democratic state the middle of the country where it’s boring with bad weather
@@alexp86389 midwestern blue state’s like Illinois Wisconsin Minnesota etc are moderate-centrists compared to the blue states on the coasts that are typically more progressive
@@jacksullivan7209 tell that to all the dead people in Chicago.
@@senister14 and everywhere else.... get off of that high horse
*This is a pretty good "what if".*
Ikr
"would you rather"*
Especially if you’re crippled lol
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What if and here's what would happen if you were Hitler
"This one isn't very fun"
The way he delivers this line kills me
Lies again? AMWF CAR Grab CDG
I really like this clip because it's like a genuine conversation between friends
Yep.
That's true
Ikr it’s random conversations like these that really let u bond as friends
It reminds me of the conversations we had in class when the teacher left the room for a few minutes
@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey FR
"How come I got to be paralyzed Hitler, but he get's to be white Hitler?!"
If you got such a problem with it, just be the hobo.
@@onurozbek2033 this one isn't very fun.
@@sonzillamariocraft wait a minute where are we?
*Que end of video*
Crippled
0:35
Quagmire: "Am I allowed to alter the mustache?"
Joe: "Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?!"
Idk why but that's my favorite line lol
You have to work with what you got. I understand Quagmire completely.
Am i allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?
@@mircocapra4531 "Kill anyone you like. Your a hobo."
More pi
@@michaelgualtieri651 "Am I a walking hobo?"
The key to a good "would you rather" is the details. Questions are encouraged and the dungeon master should be ready to expand on the world.
It sounds like you play a lot of “would you rather”. For that exact reason I’m gonna start one.
Would you rather be a Amish man or a regular woman?
@@WyWid as a woman, do I live in a suburban area or more inner city?
@@glaze5317 you can live anywhere you please besides southern Alabama
@@WyWid that's kind of an easy one though, how about instead of just a regular woman you either be an Amish or a woman from the 40s
@@ironmaster6496 as an Amish do I live in a northern state or the Deep South
Peter just loves to bring Joe down
As if he isn't low enough to the ground already
@@nicholastaiariol2631 bro 😂
@@nicholastaiariol2631 you horrible person, take my like
I mean it's not like Joe can stand up for himself anyways.
Tbf he didn't go after Joe until Joe started to go after Quagmire for asking questions like Joe was.
You watch one clip of Family Guy on here and suddenly TH-cam decides to send you on a never ending cycle of clips in your recommendations. And of course I'm to weak to stop watching. It's been 2 years! Someone save me.
Just search literally anything else and let the new cycle take you in
Search for : will it blend
im on day one... does it never end?
@@DMalek thank you so much this is my new favorite thing
@@DMalek *That is the question.*
I get the feeling this is based on conversations in the writer's room.
Pretty much. I had stuff like this with my brother when he and I were bored or on a road trip following our parents.
yeah, no shit, thats what they are supposed to do in the writers room. make up dialogue for the show.
@@nasekiller I don't see what any of this has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.
@@Thrifty032781 I don’t see what this thread has to do with Spider-Man
@@nasekillerHe means casual conversations they have with each other and realizing said conversations could be in the show, instead of conversations intentionally thought fot the show.
0:28 definitely a Michigan/Detroit homeless joke
I was thinking Chicago lol
In michigan. Can confirm
As someone who was basically near-homeless in Minnesota, can confirm.
“It’s cold out there”
Lot of abandoned houses in Detroit you could camp out in though
"This one isn't very fun." 😂
not fun because it's difficult and morale. you either have a place to live for 2 years until you're hated by the world or you're homeless with virtually zero chance for that to change"
@@Cardlimits so pretty much what I hear is would you rather be empowered (and rich) with a place to stay but be hated and known to everyone or have no money and home and be forgotten by everyone with indifferent views.
@@MasonKLutz hmm yes. Indeed a difficult choice, considering you only get 2 years to enjoy your power/influence.
@@ritam8767 in that case, take away my house and make me a hobo.
Kills me every time
I'd like to think that this wasn't scripted in the recording booth
Lots of voice artists live in totally different parts of the country from the rest of the cast with completely different schedules, it's unlikely they were all together at the same time. McFarland, like most great comedians, scrutinizes every word and would never leave anything to conversational chance. But it's a nice fantasy
@@RyanMcIntyre thank you joke police
@@barnaclejim3119 He was just explaining what actually goes on behind the scenes, that doesn’t ruin the joke.
well, considering seth mcfarlane voices 2/4 of these characters, i doubt it.
@@RyanMcIntyre except the writing in Family Guy sucks balls almost always
These would you rathers are actually some of my favorite parts of the show
Bro facts I just realized how many of these moments happen and I am in love now
I either die in 2 years or I am a hobo who has a 5% chance of being a millionaire. I like my odds!!
Me and my gacha luck: I like those odds
Remember you can kill other hobos to increase your odds
But it is in a midwestern blue state.
@@zockerjhd9393 so Michigan?
5% is much higher than the standard public. Besides I'd still be me and can actually get a job.
“Where are we?”
Peter: Alright step into the shower boys.
Omfg I'm dying laughing
DUDEEEEEEE
Is this a Holocaust reference?
@@sanelemaziya2498 It's a jojo reference
@@capncook2006 no. This is patrick
“Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?” 😂😂😂😂😂
"Wait how come Cleveland gets to be white Hitler but I have to be paralized Hitler" is a sentence you can only expect from this show
Could Hitler have been black?
I would rather have a 95% chance of being forever forgotten than a 100% chance of being forever vilified.
Meh. Different strokes for different folks. And besides, the future is very long. I could see a group of Neo-Nazis setting up a colony on another world and creating a religion that worships Hitler.
You won't be vilified if you win the war, lol. Stop killing the Jews. Get out of Russia, build a large navy asap, stop bombing England randomly and send in the army instead, and get rid of America's nuke operation ASAP. That would basically make you win the war and make you a God for at least a thousand years. You would effectively replace Jesus himself as humanity's savior.
@@atheneus That wasn't part of the original question.
@@supermannnblablabla could you please clarify? Maybe I made a mistake
@@atheneus I mean in the video, Peter pretty much indicates that you won't be able to change anything. Basically everything that actually happen will happen.
I love how Peter has to think about the answer to Clevelands question
> .... wait a minute, they wouldn't let a black man lead them!
"Would I be a black Hitler?" That aged very well.
@Ramadan Steve because you can identify as whatever gender you want.
@Ramadan Steve America
@Ramadan Steve ur very very sad are you getting builled honey?
@Ramadan Steve maybe he means it aged well because there are legitimately black fascist and nazi groups that exist today.
@@pedometer1643 that wasn’t funny
"Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?"
I'm dead.
Edit: How the fuck did this blow up so big?
So is Hitler.
Are you Hitler?
There’s an episode where they reveal he had Japanese ancestors who fought in World War Two.
Well he doesn't want to be a hobbo so he's trying to get more then two years. Makes sense to me.
gets me everytime
@@sirmount2636 no it was a prank, he pretended that he did
By April 1943, Hitler couldn't have won, but he could have made it so that he didn't lose, either, by not attacking at Kursk, and getting the hell out of Russia.
If you have problem with that be a hobo
I would think had the Western front continued, the Pacific side would force the Japanese to surrender still and those troops would have been brought into Europe. How insane would an invasion of Germany by Pacific veterans have been?
So retreating from russia to let them mobilize an even greater counterattack? Even if they can hold back russia , fortifying the border and prevent dday, they'd still be attack after italy falls.
csknives2140 someones a tad angry
shadow ghost Well the US would still invent the Atomic Bomb and that would essentially force Germany into submission just like Japan so you're fucked either way.
"Would you rather" is the best when the scenarios are really specific like this lol
Lib center return to monke
@@psyched4246 que
I really wish they did more scenes like this. The would you rather segments are honestly some of my favorites
Probably my favourite Family Guy scene. The dialogue is just so good.
historically spot on, April 1943 it was well beyond the point of no return.
“Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?” It killed me that Glenn genuinely wanted to rule a country but as a good man.
Or he just really doesn't want to be a hobo
Changing the moustache wouldn't have made Hitler good.
"Dude why do u keep tryin' to make Hitler work?"
"If you got such a problem with it Joe, just be the hobo"
"This one isn't very fun"
Lol
"No, you already screwed up big time" lmao
LOL. Actually he screwed up by NOT killing them all.
I love how Joe just straight up tells Glen to stop defending Hitler lmao
The comedic timing of "...yyyesss. No." is just *perfect*
"Blue, but Midwestern Blue." I fucking died being from the Midwest!
I wonder if the 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy is a constant percentage that remains your entire life, or it's just like a random roll that happens when you first become the hobo. I'd choose the hobo regardless since at least then you can MAYBE get a stable life even without the inheritance, but I'm still curious.
What if it's a 5% chance to be inherited by a rich guy but in the other 95% of the time you're a hobo Hitler who escaped after WW2
I'd say if you are not an addict it is possible to get out of homelessness if you are hardworking?
@@Szkarad156 if only it were that simple
@@ykcl3971 I said "possible" not "simple"
@@Szkarad156 yeah but even the word "possible" makes it seem easier than it actually is. theres so much that goes into it and so many factors you can't even control
Honestly this is like a hidden gem.
Whoever wrote this in their staff nailed it.
"why are you trying to make Hitler work?"
Gets me every time.
“If you got such a problem with it Joe just be the hobo”
kills me every time lol
Everyone's ignoring the 5% chance of being inherited by a rich guy
It's highly unlikely and being a hobo is terrible
0:31 lmfao
family guy is crazy funny
It’s cold out there
I wish Peter Quagmire Cleveland and Joe had more episodes together cause their chemistry is perfect and hilarious
"would I be a black Hitler?" "yyyyyyyes- no" killed me lmaooooo
0:53 I'M DYING! I hate how Peter is so mean to Joe for being disabled
You got such a problem with it joe just be the hobo
This one isn’t very fun.
You can't do anything about it peter need to stand up for himself
These would you rathers are probably the best parts of the show because they're actually genuine feeling but also actually funny.
Ladies, this is the type of stuff guys talk about
Men! We know how to be friends!
0:35 This had me dead and Joe's response lol
Joe: "wait... so your trying to tell me I'd also be a paralysed Hobo".
Hitler*. Not hobo
cripple hitler
"Would I be a black Hitler?" Always gets me 😂😭👌
"Dude why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?"
There's a sentence I never thought I'd hear
"Can I be a black Hitler?" 😂
Yes.. no
Family Guy needs more of this type of humor
Damn, Peter really seems like he thought this one through.
I love when Family Guy has these sort of realistic conversations. Like this is a convo I could see my friends and I having lol
It’s like such a natural conversation and I love it
I always love the moments with these four together
This is 100% a conversation my friends and I would have at work.
Honestly I miss the "Would you rather" questions from this Era of family Guy. Sometimes they were just genuinely enjoyable to watch and I kinda wish Peter did some of them with the family
0:59 - Quagmire reviews every Family Guy episode at the same time.
how dare you
@@mikeoxmaul7527 it took balls
this is way better than those repetitive scenes like the dead frog in the box or the beached whale, I hope they can make more of this kind
Honestly, this is one of my favorite Family Guy scenes from the past 10 years of episodes. I think conversation like this is underrated. Just their different views and personalities can make mundane conversation entertaining.
This could be every episode and it would make the show that much better
I would love to play Would You Rather with the guys
I can't stop laughing at the "wait, where are we?"
This is almost exactly how Would You Rather goes
this is so much better than most modern family guy bits.
For some reason I really enjoy how candid this all feels. It's like if you actually asked the boys this question.
Stupid conversations like this are probably my favorite comedic bits from Family Guy.
I think to really make things spicy, make the hobo a red state hobo, say cleavland can be black hitler, and that if joe was hitler he isnt paralyzed but if he chose hobo, he would be.
That really would make it more spicy.
"Hobo in Florida or Texas where you can, within a year, be back on your feet with a house and a 6 figure job or Hitler being hunted down by his own followers. But you're still banging the shit out of that hot blonde."
I'd go with the former. But its not fair for me to answer since I've been homeless in Florida.
god this is such a real conversation between friends
“Dude why do you keep trying to make Hitler work” 🤣🤣🤣
Quagmire really didn't want to become a Hobo
I love how real this conversation sounds 😂
This was the first Family Guy bit that ever made me laugh.
Sounds like an actual conversation between friends, shout out to the writers
this is actually really good writing
"Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?"
my question to /pol
definitely one of the best banter scenes ever
I love these kind of conversations on this show
according to twitter, black Hitler exist Peter. It's Kayne West 🤣
I wish I had this sort of friendship
This is the first funny family guy clip I've seen in so long
What if you could be a hobo AND Hitler?
" that's just Hitler between 1910 and 1935"😂
Hitler was already chancellor by the beginning of 1933. He was a hobo when he was a hippie bohemian trying to make his art career work. Sources tell me it didn’t.
I love that Peter and Cleveland aren't wearing seatbelts even though you can clearly see they have them.
“Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?”
Best line ever 😂😆
This bit is so tight from start to finish
I love how natural this feels
I enjoyed their conversation.
Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?- funniest thing joe says in this episode
oh my god hi Kenny
funniest thing as a character ever?
This is the best scene ever in the entire series of tv shows im not going to lie
my favorite conversation ever
"This isn't very fun..."
"why do you keep making hitler work?"😂😂
The "where are we" is the perfect line to end on
I love conversations like these with the boys
Is it bad that I'm completely enthralled by this choice.
Thus sounds like an OneyPlays hypothetical.
This was the most interesting Family Guy clip out of the last 50 I watched including shorts (and dirty jokes)
"Not Owned By Me." Y'know I'm glad he cleared that up