Tonight in San Diego - Zoltan Kaszas

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  • @miauomiauo
    @miauomiauo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    zoltan sounds like a name that sells potions at the bazaar

    • @PURCELLYOUTUBE
      @PURCELLYOUTUBE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      10/10 is that you zoltan?

    • @DuchessWillow
      @DuchessWillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PoTiON sELLA i NeEd yOuR STroNGEST pOtioNS

    • @karynsmith7655
      @karynsmith7655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He sounds like he could be a fortune teller like the one on the movie BIG

    • @Bevallalom
      @Bevallalom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has a Hungarian name. First and given names both. But as he himself can't pronounce it correctly I think he grew up in USA (maybe he was born there too)

    • @kisborda
      @kisborda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bevallalom According to wikipedia he was born in Budapest, but doesn't say anything about when he moved to the USA. I don't really think he can't pronounce his own name properly, I guess it's more likely to make it easier for english speakers as he "americanized" the pronounciation.

  • @ladytenor9876
    @ladytenor9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love his observations and the way his mind works.

  • @karenboice4629
    @karenboice4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think he is AWESOME....and I love his voice. His comedy is very refreshing and funny.

  • @dogteacher7
    @dogteacher7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd never seen this older set, but man, you've been a great writer for quite some time. You were pretty damned polished even back then

  • @carlsonloggie
    @carlsonloggie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    How in the world does a TV station put a bright light in the camera eyeline? How incompetent.

  • @therealayatollah2678
    @therealayatollah2678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "HI, I'm here to learn!"

  • @misheleclipper5545
    @misheleclipper5545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy is HILARIOUS!

  • @sunshineoverturf4722
    @sunshineoverturf4722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I just discovered this gentleman this evening, and I like him so much, I pre-hit the like button before watching his videos!! 😂

    • @TheKoreandilleran
      @TheKoreandilleran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here

    • @TheKoreandilleran
      @TheKoreandilleran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here

    • @TheKoreandilleran
      @TheKoreandilleran 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same herei

    • @babushkayaga6204
      @babushkayaga6204 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i've been doing that after a couple of his vids too lol

    • @renatalosada
      @renatalosada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you watched the one he talks about cats and dogs. His cat jessica is awesome.😂

  • @ShakeyHorse7788
    @ShakeyHorse7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this guy

  • @6052callum
    @6052callum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Playing along? this set killed!

  • @blankblank5524
    @blankblank5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I watch Zoltan on the Dry Bar Comedy Site and his album on iTunes is called ‘10,000 Pesos’, and it is hilarious!!

  • @riproar11
    @riproar11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He has become my favorite comedian now. Clean comedy is the funniest! No thanks ass, genital and taking dumps humor!!

    • @chicoandthem4n
      @chicoandthem4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Micheal jr. Greatest comedian of all time. And he's clean!!!

  • @dlo111
    @dlo111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy kills me, so funny

  • @magikkell
    @magikkell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Man, I was liking all the jokes, but then he called me out on my pants size :/

  • @maddog5580
    @maddog5580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2018 anyone?

  • @nathgomez4750
    @nathgomez4750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your name remind me of Tom Hanks's movie BIG and this magic game where he got his wish come true.

  • @Debble
    @Debble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    32/40? Welcome to north europe probably

  • @victoria11-1
    @victoria11-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is really funny and clean!!!LOL!

  • @GlobalGearheadTeachedEnglish
    @GlobalGearheadTeachedEnglish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always pronounced his name the Hungarian way like Zoltaan Kasaash. In the first minute of this video a whole world collapsed for me :(

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your way is about right. Even Zoltan himself does not pronounses it correctly. He was probably boen in the US or got there early. He does not have any Hungarian accent.

  • @allcatz
    @allcatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm with him on the word "literally"! So tired of it! And "transparency". Make it stop! Asking if they did it figuratively before is hilarious.

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think he is a younger version of David Crosby.

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He should call himself Zoltan Kah Zaaaahz like a super magician. Kahzis doesn't cut it. I wish I named one of my kids Zoltan. Sounds like a Superhero. I hope he reads this.

  • @Oliver-hh6hy
    @Oliver-hh6hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i watched this

  • @Overide447
    @Overide447 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to wear a 32x40 lolol

  • @brockbeckham5020
    @brockbeckham5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you do not look fat! you look great and not old, literally

  • @neweraccount5615
    @neweraccount5615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally can’t hear digress again

  • @nikolatovar9884
    @nikolatovar9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am with Mr. 32 x 40 and imma tell you what. Pants shopping sucks.

  • @loganross4774
    @loganross4774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Bon Jovi!

  • @vortex3013
    @vortex3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM 15 AND I HAVE THE SAME GODDAMN PROBLEM!!!

  • @venturasunflower1014
    @venturasunflower1014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah my husband pronounces it lit' terally. Please .

    • @wolfamongus4529
      @wolfamongus4529 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ventura sunflower No i dont pronounce it that like that. You dumb b*tch.

    • @KaylahDemi
      @KaylahDemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I pronounce it litter-uh-ly lol

    • @Evil409
      @Evil409 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A buddy of mine pronounces it "litteratly" and seems to use it every other sentence. I don't know if he realizes how he says it or how often he says it lol

  • @yemiadeshokan7883
    @yemiadeshokan7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is what bill burr could be if he was a bit cleaner and less angry

  • @szabocseni1091
    @szabocseni1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't he hungarian? That's a hungarian name. Zoltán Kaszás!!!
    I'm so confused...

  • @kristinesmart24
    @kristinesmart24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is SO spot on about the newest sweatpants! They look Bazaar imho. Even the slacks/pants are all tighter at leg & ankle. I'm a size 4 at 40, so yea I'm skinny & fit; but I don't need to show everyone my leg, ass, and pussy capillaries. We need room for circulation & digestion for God's sakes.

  • @neweraccount5615
    @neweraccount5615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a 33 41 I’m not offended but I do stay home, I’ll be out and you will know it when I’m there.....

    • @roxilavelle5812
      @roxilavelle5812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It may be rude of me to post another comedian's video here, but I thought you might like it. I think it's ironic I heard both of these within minutes of each other! th-cam.com/video/-Ob9K91NZIs/w-d-xo.html. I hope you feel supported! For me, I just call out that I'm having "short people problems!" And my wonderful teen boys come reach for something for me!

  • @jonathanasdell4539
    @jonathanasdell4539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wear size 32x40 jeans xD That's what you have to do when you're tall and skinny, otherwise you flash your lower calves every time you bend your kneeds

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If he doesn't like a lot of people at a mall he should come to the one in my town. Its dying

  • @vicktowohain1219
    @vicktowohain1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6'8" and 165lbs....I need those pants :(

  • @shinigamidziri3730
    @shinigamidziri3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I fucking love your personality, you're a chubby version of Jared Leto but fuck losing weight, live it to the max buddy 😉 🇩🇿

  • @jamiestewart7327
    @jamiestewart7327 ปีที่แล้ว

    #NETFLIXGIVEZOLTANASPECIAL

  • @williamlavergne2152
    @williamlavergne2152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    @

  • @erglelergle8476
    @erglelergle8476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At the end of the day. Hate that phrase.

  • @Garrettguy5
    @Garrettguy5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Booooooooo that lady talked

    • @soleilsoleil716
      @soleilsoleil716 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?! You don’t talk when Lord Zoltan speaks!!!

  • @wewemcrhyne
    @wewemcrhyne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sad that my man wears 40 x 32 pants. Eek!

  • @bobbisue313
    @bobbisue313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One word that really irritates me is 'Epic'...for the love of god can you people please stop saying that fucking work. Ffs

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great comedy. Shit music.