Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space." they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
8:36 Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once." Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day." ... Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?" LOL!!
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!' Made me lol
The best ones: I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs. How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH] Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE. Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot! Whoops! ...and, we're out.
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from. When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
@mjcullen108 that would be so funny:) hmmm, i wonder if the seeker swarms do calibrations? And, I'd just like to say that you made my day when you said Gare-Bear :D
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Awwww it missed my favourite one
"You'll need to relinquish your weapons before you proceed"
"I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"
headfirst1987 Love that one!!
Shepard: "I should go" (x150)Prisoner: "I wish I could go."
iM
"You're dying....are you contagious?"
" I want to you calm down and take a DEEP breath."
" You're * inhale * mocking * inhale * me * inhale * Earth-clan! "
Haha!
"You're kidding. Admiral, I'm the last person who should be negotiating a cease fire."
XD
My brain's been SCRAMBLED LIKE AN EGG!!!
OF COURSE there's an "I should go" montage :D
Meanwhile in andromeda. "My face is tired."
02:45
"You should stay put-i'll go open some doors"
Honest Shepard
"Relinquish your weapons." ~ Warden
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" ~ Shepard
My favorite line from the whole series.
Shepard, after jokers lines, looks like he wants to throw him out of the airlock
" I don't argue with plants!" - XD that killed me!
"Put more stuff on the.... thing where the stuff goes in" Drunk, Sheppard
"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in" *Collapses*
"How much did I drink?" "One drink"
Udina's best line
"I'M SICK OF THIS COUNCIL AND ITS ANTI-HUMAN BULL-!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Your shepard looks like that guy still stuck in the 90s that's always hanging out at the snackbar in the corner of the street
I love how your shep looks like chuck liddell
3:28
"I'm ticked off. When I get ticked off, I shoot things. Find me more bugs"
+Diablos That line is legendary xD
+RageDrakax
Not as good as "You don't wanna be my enemy".
*Garrus*: They have a way of dying.
"I'm pissed off, when I get pissed off I shoot things, so give me more bugs to kill."
"Sorry, my father was a krogan."
Love it.
This is why I love this game
Good mixing on the I should go lines, I should go, I should go, I should go..... I wish I could go ha ha ha.
To be honest, i found ''You humans are all racist'' To be a great line, when i first heard it.
I've been with Shepard the most, and I can certainly say it's in both our first and third adventure.
You stay put, ill go open some doors.
Always found that one oddly funny
Now I want to hear these lines with FemShep!
Thanks for posting! It put a smile on my face!
When doing a lot of these options, shepard reminds me on Archer lol
This is an amazing compilation.
Um, I should go.
Great stuff. Its amazing how much dialog you can miss.
'It starts out as a cough, then you start coughing blood and...well...then I shoot you'
At least he's honest
3:34 wtf giant Turian.
he was standing behind the turian and had the camera turned to see his face
"You are dying. Are you contagious?" - Ultimate insult :D
finally! someone who makes their own Shepard! While i personally prefer mine (doesnt everyone?) he still looks like a badass
Where's that "kick this mountain into space" from?
Bring Down the Sky, I believe.
This video is so amazing. I love the editing, must have taken you a long time.
8:16 "How much did I drink"
"One drink"
Who else thinks that Male Shepard is perfect for Renegade and Sarcasm!
You Shepard looks awesome.
I love how Shepard does serious face after each of Joker's lines =D
That Shepard looks evil
Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
Sigh... In Mass Effect 1,2 renegade option is for sarcastic and badass shep. In Mass Effect 3, renegade option is only for the evil shep. Too bad.
Got crazy with time xD
The good old effects of indoctrination
"i need you to slow down, and take a deep breath" crying of laughter
10:45
Joker seems amused xD
"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space."
they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
this is my new favourite video in the history of youtube
That moment of silence and pissed off face after every time Joker speaks. 10/10
Your custom Shep is one of the few I really like... :))
Damn right! The delivery of the line is perfect too!
"Oh yeah, put more of the stuff in the thing ... where stuffs goes in"
Haha, I hope the voice actors had a lot of fun with all the random lines.
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
Is that elcor smoking a cigar?! Wait... how... Is that possible?!
"You big stupid jellyfish" is one of my favorites
lowkey best video on youtube
"you''re dying... are you contagious?!"
"I can't have you on this ship if your gonna infect my crew"
You forgot the one in ME1, in the mission where you defuse the nuke, Shepard says "You assume I give a damn! That's cute!"
8:36
Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once."
Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day."
...
Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?"
LOL!!
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!'
Made me lol
Shepard really knows how to end a conversation.
Wow your shepard looks pretty nice, I bet you needed a few tries and lots of patience to make him look this cool and actually realistic
You missed it where jack got loose and grunt got hyped to meet her
this never gets old
now we officially know that krogan have 4 balls...
Exactly right. I got the Mass Effect Trilogie on every Plattform available (PC, XBox, PS3) and I always created my own Shepard.
Heh just looks like the Shepard I made for my first ever play through. Damn that's some nostalgic shit hitting me full speed. Bless you! 🙏🤣
The best ones:
I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs.
How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four.
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH]
Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE.
Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot!
Whoops! ...and, we're out.
"I delete data like you on the way to real errors." That one made me chuckle
Some of these lines are pure gold comedy
Oh god, this video is cut together so well. Funny as hell. I wish there was a german version.
"I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space", I've never heard such a term for "that" activity.
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
best compilation ever
This douchy looking Shepherd is perfect for the video. He doesn't just punch mountains, he punches them INTO SPACE.
“We don’t have time to deal with this idiot! Charge!”
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
"Don't make me trod out some tired platitude about the needs of many vs. few."
SPOCK WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, COMMANDER!
For some strange reason after all of the "i should goes" the "you stay put i have to open some doors" literally put me in tears
"Time's running short, I'm going to go punch this mountain into space."
Oh my god, renegade play through, here I come.
this is greatness
it's the little things mass effect covers really well
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from.
When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
OOOOh i Loved the trolling with the council :D
I kept a save before every report just to have some fun sometimes XDXD
"goodbye counselor" "that never gets old does it"
@mjcullen108
that would be so funny:) hmmm, i wonder if the seeker swarms do calibrations?
And, I'd just like to say that you made my day when you said Gare-Bear :D
"Yeah... put more stuff into the thing where more stuff goes in."
Wisdom.
"you stay put, ill go open some doors"
"i heard those lakes on pursidium...... are filled with fish"
I'll be going now.classic kotor
"times running short, im gonna go punch this mountain into space." OWNED
The side quests were so awesome in ME1.
Video's over? I should go.
"Do not cut me off like last time..."
"I should go."
too hilarious!
This has got to be one of the best male Shepards I have ever seen.
He just has this serious, angry look on his face. It cracks me up so much.
I also like how Renegade Shepard is paranoid about people being contagious. lol
The dialogue in the first two Mass Effects was way better than the dialogue from the Dragon Ages.
omg I cracked up just by looking at your Shepards face :D
3:28 "That's pretty extreme, Shepard" "Laugh it up, Tali"
One line that really needed to be here, "I think we've reach headbutting capacity"
ha, I love how happy Joker sounds when cutting off the counsil :D
i watched this video so many times, lol that mountain line gets me everytime, when does he say it?? i wanna see the convo that gets that response lmao