"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space." they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
8:36 Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once." Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day." ... Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?" LOL!!
There is a suit of Quarian armor you can get that is orange, I don't think it's DLC either. The way characters look in scenes in that game is dependent on the armor they are using.
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from. When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!' Made me lol
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
@Sundiization That's only if you start with the Colonist background in ME1. It happens at the normandy dock sometime after you complete a main story mission.
The best ones: I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs. How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH] Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE. Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot! Whoops! ...and, we're out.
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
Awwww it missed my favourite one
"You'll need to relinquish your weapons before you proceed"
"I'll relinquish one bullet, where do you want it?"
headfirst1987 Love that one!!
Shepard: "I should go" (x150)Prisoner: "I wish I could go."
iM
" I want to you calm down and take a DEEP breath."
" You're * inhale * mocking * inhale * me * inhale * Earth-clan! "
Haha!
"You're kidding. Admiral, I'm the last person who should be negotiating a cease fire."
XD
"You're dying....are you contagious?"
"Relinquish your weapons." ~ Warden
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" ~ Shepard
My favorite line from the whole series.
02:45
"You should stay put-i'll go open some doors"
Honest Shepard
Meanwhile in andromeda. "My face is tired."
OF COURSE there's an "I should go" montage :D
My brain's been SCRAMBLED LIKE AN EGG!!!
Shepard, after jokers lines, looks like he wants to throw him out of the airlock
" I don't argue with plants!" - XD that killed me!
"Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in" *Collapses*
"How much did I drink?" "One drink"
"Put more stuff on the.... thing where the stuff goes in" Drunk, Sheppard
Udina's best line
"I'M SICK OF THIS COUNCIL AND ITS ANTI-HUMAN BULL-!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
To be honest, i found ''You humans are all racist'' To be a great line, when i first heard it.
Your shepard looks like that guy still stuck in the 90s that's always hanging out at the snackbar in the corner of the street
I love how your shep looks like chuck liddell
This is why I love this game
3:28
"I'm ticked off. When I get ticked off, I shoot things. Find me more bugs"
+Diablos That line is legendary xD
+RageDrakax
Not as good as "You don't wanna be my enemy".
*Garrus*: They have a way of dying.
I've been with Shepard the most, and I can certainly say it's in both our first and third adventure.
"I'm pissed off, when I get pissed off I shoot things, so give me more bugs to kill."
You stay put, ill go open some doors.
Always found that one oddly funny
"Sorry, my father was a krogan."
Love it.
Good mixing on the I should go lines, I should go, I should go, I should go..... I wish I could go ha ha ha.
3:34 wtf giant Turian.
he was standing behind the turian and had the camera turned to see his face
When doing a lot of these options, shepard reminds me on Archer lol
Um, I should go.
8:16 "How much did I drink"
"One drink"
Now I want to hear these lines with FemShep!
Thanks for posting! It put a smile on my face!
"You are dying. Are you contagious?" - Ultimate insult :D
Who else thinks that Male Shepard is perfect for Renegade and Sarcasm!
'It starts out as a cough, then you start coughing blood and...well...then I shoot you'
At least he's honest
This is an amazing compilation.
You Shepard looks awesome.
Great stuff. Its amazing how much dialog you can miss.
That Shepard looks evil
finally! someone who makes their own Shepard! While i personally prefer mine (doesnt everyone?) he still looks like a badass
Where's that "kick this mountain into space" from?
Bring Down the Sky, I believe.
"Time's running short, I'm gunna go punch this mountain into space."
they also did this in Jade Empire's end credits, I don't remember it from Mass Effect though.
Sigh... In Mass Effect 1,2 renegade option is for sarcastic and badass shep. In Mass Effect 3, renegade option is only for the evil shep. Too bad.
Got crazy with time xD
The good old effects of indoctrination
I love how Shepard does serious face after each of Joker's lines =D
10:45
Joker seems amused xD
This video is so amazing. I love the editing, must have taken you a long time.
4:20 that little pause Garrus does always gives me a chuckle. 😂
Is that elcor smoking a cigar?! Wait... how... Is that possible?!
Shepard actually says it back in ME1 with the preaching hanar. It was something like "we're going to have a diplomatic incident because it's a big stupid jellyfish".
8:36
Kargesh: "I heard that those lakes up on the Presidium are filled with fish! I hear an Urdnot went up there once."
Rukar: "Hah! An Urdnot on the Presidium! That'd be the day."
...
Wrex: "I could use a snack. Think there's any fish out in that lake?"
LOL!!
now we officially know that krogan have 4 balls...
Exactly right. I got the Mass Effect Trilogie on every Plattform available (PC, XBox, PS3) and I always created my own Shepard.
At 2:34, What the flying fuck is Tali ORANGE?!
Have you ever even played ME1?
TheD1ddler I have. Is it apart of some DLC or something? I never gotten DLC for The Mass Effect Trilogy.
There is a suit of Quarian armor you can get that is orange, I don't think it's DLC either.
The way characters look in scenes in that game is dependent on the armor they are using.
@Gamefreak175 That is from the alternate appearance pack that came out on the Cerberus Network. It came with with 3 new costumes, each for Garrus, Jack, and Thane. That's what his looks like,
Damn right! The delivery of the line is perfect too!
"Oh yeah, put more of the stuff in the thing ... where stuffs goes in"
Haha, I hope the voice actors had a lot of fun with all the random lines.
@Genericjoe7 That must be where the expression "Kick in the quad" comes from.
When Wrex calls Grunt a "Quint" in ME2 (if the Thrasher Maw was killed) must be quite a compliment. :)
"i need you to slow down, and take a deep breath" crying of laughter
this is my new favourite video in the history of youtube
Missed out Jokers line when Miranda and Jack fight : 'Commander, can you sort those two out before they rip off a bulkhead...and take pictures!'
Made me lol
The side quests were so awesome in ME1.
That moment of silence and pissed off face after every time Joker speaks. 10/10
I'll be going now.classic kotor
@SilverKing56 He knows how to avoid the awkward moments and silences.
this never gets old
I won't be second guessed on my ship by my ship! Why is this not in here?
'punching a mountain into space' is from Jade Empire, specifically from the credits where one character goes on a bizzare (but hilarious) monologue which culminates in that line.
@Sundiization That's only if you start with the Colonist background in ME1. It happens at the normandy dock sometime after you complete a main story mission.
it's the little things mass effect covers really well
Your custom Shep is one of the few I really like... :))
Shepard really knows how to end a conversation.
"Do not cut me off like last time..."
"I should go."
too hilarious!
ha, I love how happy Joker sounds when cutting off the counsil :D
You forgot the one in ME1, in the mission where you defuse the nuke, Shepard says "You assume I give a damn! That's cute!"
lowkey best video on youtube
Some of these lines are pure gold comedy
"you''re dying... are you contagious?!"
"I can't have you on this ship if your gonna infect my crew"
Excuse me while I replay Mass Effect for all this gold.
I wish i could go around the citadel and talk to people more often or interact with them like ME1. In ME2 it seemed so much smaller.
Heh just looks like the Shepard I made for my first ever play through. Damn that's some nostalgic shit hitting me full speed. Bless you! 🙏🤣
"Yeah... put more stuff into the thing where more stuff goes in."
Wisdom.
Video's over? I should go.
5:30
Nice onesie, Garrus. XD
My right ear loves this.
3:07 is my fav line from 2. Freaking amazing, I LOLd so much when I first time.
The best ones:
I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more bugs.
How many generations until they overrun the galaxy? Three.. No, four.
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [PUNCH]
Get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you... PLEASE.
Let me make this perfectly clear [GUNSHOT] Aaaa, my foot!
Whoops! ...and, we're out.
The dialogue in the first two Mass Effects was way better than the dialogue from the Dragon Ages.
"I'm gonna go punch this mountain into space", I've never heard such a term for "that" activity.
Oh god, this video is cut together so well. Funny as hell. I wish there was a german version.
@McDougleMyer3x3 When you're Commander Shepard, and are trying to stop an asteroid.
3:28 "That's pretty extreme, Shepard" "Laugh it up, Tali"
I always played a "paragon Shepard", have to say that I've missed some of the most hilarious and sick lines of the history of gaming! Badass Shep is badass! Thanks for the videos!
its such a simple thing but strangely hillarious
Wow your shepard looks pretty nice, I bet you needed a few tries and lots of patience to make him look this cool and actually realistic
One of the reasons why both games are so awesome!
"I delete data like you on the way to real errors." That one made me chuckle
0:28 One of the most popular sayings in the 21st Century.
"You big stupid jellyfish" is one of my favorites
Looks like we lost the signal joker. Understood comander! This is why I love shepa
Remember to stay hydrated.
best compilation ever
this is greatness