Mass Effect Trilogy Funny Moments

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  • I put together the funniest moments and clips i had from my Mass Effect playthroughs.
    These contains scenes from the whole Trilogy and are placed in no particular order.
    This video took me ages to create finding every funny moment i possibly could. I understand that not every funny moment is present purely because they have not shown up in any of my playthroughs. I tried my best.
    I hope you enjoy.
    Links to my latest Funny Mass Effect Videos ;
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    Thanks Gavinchi.
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  • @vidyajamesu
    @vidyajamesu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    "Hell yeah, put more stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in."
    -Commander Shepard, first Human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel

    • @River_Frost
      @River_Frost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Video James He's human just like the rest of us

    • @TheKoxy1995
      @TheKoxy1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like drunken Jhonny Depp

    • @TheOrangex88
      @TheOrangex88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “ *dEw It!* “
      -Commander Shepard, Protector of the Realm, Warden of Hogwarts, King of the Space Wizards and the Space furries, Decedent of the Goddamn Batman, And baddest dude on the Dance floor.

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheOrangex88 all great titles

    • @archie2038
      @archie2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds a lot funnier as femshep:)

  • @ahvi3038
    @ahvi3038 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    Garrus- That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through.
    Shepard- What is fun to fight through?
    Garrus- Gardens. Electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.

    • @varric
      @varric 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      +Ahvi303 Cerberus Base in ME3 (Proto-Reaper zone): "I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through. This is so much worse."

    • @goranmitic7500
      @goranmitic7500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember that words. but I can't remember from which part was that

    • @Cooli167
      @Cooli167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Goran Mitic Tchunka, mordin's mission

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cooli167 I have a question, how do I import my Mass Effect game data over to ME2?

    • @orarinnsnorrason4614
      @orarinnsnorrason4614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SONofSPARDA ME2 looks for the location of ME1 saved file location. so you only have to store it there and go into ME2 and load it up. You don't have to have ME1 installed, if you don't just create the folder where it needs to be. I don't remember exactly where but you can just google it and you're good to go.

  • @kovidcadera7522
    @kovidcadera7522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

    "Please don't touch that"
    *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @chrisjackson3753
      @chrisjackson3753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stephanie Hwang i said do not touch it

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @chrisjackson3753
      @chrisjackson3753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      NullHazard7 do you want to cause a diplomatic incident?

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Stares at the button and touches it

    • @0-B1
      @0-B1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I found this a few days ago

  • @redmilo92
    @redmilo92 9 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    ''If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical''

    • @chou2012
      @chou2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      best DLC int he history of DLCs

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Commander Shepard so question commander Shepard whos your favorite character to have in your group

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Commander Shepard i missed spelled it sorry and those are my picks to. i have one thing to say is why does garrus think the Normandy needs bigger guns every time he's on the ship

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Beese Churger begone from this plane

  • @sanntta82
    @sanntta82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Ahh.. Mass Effect. What a story, I laught i cried i fought. Best game ever

    • @La-PetitMort
      @La-PetitMort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I laught

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I laught all the time bro

    • @gabrielcaro
      @gabrielcaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Games*👌

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sanntta82 laughed, cried, came, fought, came, came again

    • @thatundeadlegacy2985
      @thatundeadlegacy2985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With the worst ending ever,

  • @HostileZeus
    @HostileZeus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Liara: Did you actually kill 3 blue sun mercenaries with one bullet?
    Garrus: No...the third one had a heart attack. We didn't count him.

  • @annerivers2132
    @annerivers2132 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    The citadel dlc had a crap load of great moments. My favorite was Grunt retelling the story about his adventure across the presidium. Also when Shepard and Shepard clone meet, the clone says something like " I have to go". Then shepard and the two squadmates are locked in the small room, the squadmates keep discussing how they're trapped and can't escape, but shepard just keeps saying " 'I should go .' I don't really sound like that, do I? Maybe it's 'I *should* go.' or ' *I* should go. "

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Anne Rivers the Blasto bit with Javik's Citadel scene was probably the best one but Grunt hanging off the Presidium's krogan statue was awesome though lol

    • @salanderfication
      @salanderfication 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, one squad mate keeps asking how they can get out, the other talks about shepards 'I should go'.

    • @ConstantlyAdging
      @ConstantlyAdging 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell yeah it did, still probably my favorite dlc of any game

    • @LunaticKid889
      @LunaticKid889 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sucks how i never got to that part with grunt telling the story... I don't remember it... Like how do i do that?

    • @bucket7897
      @bucket7897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that conversation "Shepard."Grunt."Shepard."Wrex"Commander Shepard."Shepard.Shepard.Shepard."Wrex?Grunt?" Shep-rrrrrrrrr-d."Shepaaaaaaaard."Shepard?" best conversation in my opinion. (no hate m8 it's just opinion's)

  • @aplusmag8583
    @aplusmag8583 11 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I swear there's just this bit in ME3 where Garrus starts walking around and talks to almost everyone on the ship... it's like Garrus' big day out.

    • @DarthLobitou
      @DarthLobitou 11 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Better than him calibrating all day long.

    • @aplusmag8583
      @aplusmag8583 11 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Anamchara That comment is beautiful. I may have to give you the internet.

  • @user-uz4cc6qz1q
    @user-uz4cc6qz1q 8 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    2:13 He's faced reapers, collectors, rachni, all kinds of weird aliens and seen countless friends die. Yet, the most emotion he's ever shown on his face was in reaction to a joke lol

    • @mr_strap-0319
      @mr_strap-0319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      L Probably got flashbacks

    • @comora010304
      @comora010304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh crap not again, one death is enough edi thanks

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      L Shepard, at least my Shepard, was not big on jokes. Or laughter. Or basic human satisfaction.

  • @ShadowMKII
    @ShadowMKII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    First Clip: "Because it is a big, stupid jellyfish."
    "Off to a good start."

  • @Fucisko
    @Fucisko 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    When i was playing ME3 for the first time and i heard "you sound like a vorcha" i thought its funny...But when i found out Mark Meer is voice actor for both Shepard and vorcha and heard it again it destroyed me completely :D

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ma4zu6 that's probably why they put that line in :D

    • @varric
      @varric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Mark Meer also voiced the Hanar, meaning that the whole "You... Big... Stupid... Jellifish..." is also funny.

    • @fraserbuchanan1083
      @fraserbuchanan1083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brakiros Does Tali have the same line with a FemShep?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว

      @fraserbuchanan1083 Unfortunately, yes. If Tali had compared FemShep to a VAMPIRE on the other hand, referencing Jennifer Hale's first VA role in Quest for Glory IV...

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    “Did you contact us just to hang up again?”
    “You know it!”
    *hangs up*

    • @FanofRvB
      @FanofRvB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Commander Shepard "Annnnd we're out."

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "That never gets old does it?"

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Aw, looks like we just lost the signal Joker”

  • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
    @LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"...
    That seems like the worst possible time to say something like that.

    • @TheSuperchick2008
      @TheSuperchick2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      His expression though. Laughed so hard.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *EDI:* That was a joke.

  • @waveblade1522
    @waveblade1522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    That joking between garrus and joker absolutely killed me from laughter

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      then how are you posting this? o.0 lol j/k

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Maybe it only killed him relatively?

    • @physe8052
      @physe8052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Your friend is only MOSTLY dead."

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's getting better.

    • @laziezt4973
      @laziezt4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cerberus brought him back

  • @CautiousCrowe
    @CautiousCrowe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I watched this whole video waiting for the moment when joker said "what was I supposed to do, break my arm at them?"

    • @AymanB
      @AymanB 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Haha you're right that *was* a good one.

    • @andrescastillo0022
      @andrescastillo0022 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD Totally

    • @epgbros
      @epgbros 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tali though. She's that drunk.... aw my god. "Emergency induction port" goddamned straws!i knew they were emergency things!

  • @alfredolsson3819
    @alfredolsson3819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Garrus to female Shepard: "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
    *really long silence*
    Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible..."

  • @Qlas111
    @Qlas111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "Oh yeah... Put more of the stuff in the... thing stuff goes in." This line kills me :D

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mobilone Always! :d

    • @thatonelass3912
      @thatonelass3912 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mobilone DAMN RIGHT!

    • @Queenofasgarduk
      @Queenofasgarduk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Admiral Paige "Hell yeah!"

    • @phuturephunk
      @phuturephunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DO IT! (drinking hand motion).

    • @Nova-rn5iy
      @Nova-rn5iy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mobilone "your funeral pal"

  • @benjaminsamuel7297
    @benjaminsamuel7297 10 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I'm sad he forgot this ME3 line ''Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before'' Garrus raises hands and Shepherd says'' Touche'' miss that ine ahh good times.

    • @brodymedia8478
      @brodymedia8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Benjamin Samuel that when you go bottle shooting?

    • @ohkay8939
      @ohkay8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brodymedia8478 Yeah, it is. That whole "mission" is hilarious :)

  • @theriverstigs
    @theriverstigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    _Veeery carefully._
    _Toorian brandy..._
    _Triple filtered..._
    _then introduced into the suit through an emergency inDUCKtion port._

    • @jaredmassiatte9091
      @jaredmassiatte9091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      its a straw tali

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      "Emeeeergency, induccction, port."

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Ahhh..."

    • @theunfamousone2818
      @theunfamousone2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don't ahh me you sound like a vorcha

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theunfamousone2818 to be honest, I lost my shit there. All that time fighting vorchas in ME 2, it was just too surreal. Tali is bae

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I love that Legion observes that EDI's body is "top-heavy", lol.

  • @danieljong8442
    @danieljong8442 9 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    I am a biotic god! I think things...and they happen. Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      charge.

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Daniel Jong _I don't know what drugs you're on, but stay back, and I won't shoot you._

    • @goranmitic7500
      @goranmitic7500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was awesome scene

    • @Ixiah27
      @Ixiah27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Daniel Jong
      A nice callback to Baldurs Gate 2 :)

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *gentle push*

  • @Arrakeen10191
    @Arrakeen10191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Mordin's great singing, researching, helping with better interspecies f*ing, healing and killing whole species, even broke Omegas only rule twice, he truly was part of that traveling freakshow

    • @masterdynamo6457
      @masterdynamo6457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His line for Miranda was the best though...Just watch for 'bugs'. Could be planted anywhere. 'You have a recommendation as a doctor?' Watch for bugs. Could be planted anywhere. Can perform exam later if necessary. Will need probes.

  • @Pentech2u
    @Pentech2u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    -Emergency induction port
    -That's a straw Tali
    -Emergency induction port
    God I loved that moment, laughed my ass off when I came across that little scene.

    • @HelloThere-ln2cb
      @HelloThere-ln2cb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same, for me it was the little things that made it a great trilogy.

    • @iiTzLurks
      @iiTzLurks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER

    • @matthewdalessandro5975
      @matthewdalessandro5975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Drunk Tali, every second of it is hilarious.
      "Ah"
      "Don't 'Ah' me. You sound like a Vorcha"
      I spit my drink out lmao too good

  • @Darthzim950
    @Darthzim950 8 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    2:13 The look of abject HORROR on Shepard's face... Holy crap, I can't breath!!!

    • @kanadetone
      @kanadetone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Mal Masque It's funny and then you start thinking about it, and realize how Shepard "died" from suffocation, that is, he died from lack of oxygen so he probably remembed how he floated through space suffocating as EDI is joking about cutting off the oxygen supply when she's finds something truly fascinating.

    • @masterdynamo6457
      @masterdynamo6457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kanadetone Oh my. You just ruined a hilarious moment for me.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@masterdynamo6457 you mean made it better.

  • @GT-wj3gl
    @GT-wj3gl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Jesus..Sheppard can't fucking dance to save his life.

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well he did save the galaxy

    • @thomasrevill7723
      @thomasrevill7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rico Cintron Not by dancing tho. Although he did do it three times.

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Rico Cintron yes, but if he had to dance in order to save the Galaxy he'd be better off ordering Joker to dance.

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Trey Magathan oh if he had to dance to save the galaxy we all would be fucked 7 ways to Sunday before the reapers even show up

    • @gageyoung1811
      @gageyoung1811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well Garrus did say in Mass Effect 3's Citadel DLC that If the reapers saw Shepard dance they'd either Wipe them out, run away in horror, or fall in love;)

  • @davidtheroamingmusician2174
    @davidtheroamingmusician2174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "You're so mean.....and I'm okay with that,"

    • @choy9166
      @choy9166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      If I never see a spider again, I'll die a contented Turian. Unless they have spiders in the after life. Damn!
      Lol Garrus says the best shit ever.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Chloe Chen Is it because he calibrated the quote before that?

  • @southparkkenny2
    @southparkkenny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    "Your a goddamned *butt* pirate..."
    "I hate you... Ugh sir *butt pirate*... "
    Too much gamer poop.

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ***** "Your ass looks trapped in those tight pants"
      "Sir I..."
      *Shush*
      "We'll get them out of there safely Ash..."

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *****" Bring me FEMALES, with hairy jungles down south, hoo hoo yeah"
      "But we're all hairless..."
      *DUN*
      "I want off this planet..."

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *****
      "oh no..."
      "What is it?"
      "Shepard I have to shit..."
      "How bad?"
      "Really bad..."
      *CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE*
      "Damn it, why didn't you go before the mission?!"

    • @southparkkenny2
      @southparkkenny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *****
      "Shepard I'm Optimus Prime!"
      "Oh quit showing off."

    • @cheaneanem
      @cheaneanem 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      southparkkenny2

  • @ajaykumarsingh702
    @ajaykumarsingh702 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    Most funny was-
    Javik: I didn't survived 50000 years just to die on a ladder.
    LOL .

    • @calliecalliej.6431
      @calliecalliej.6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ajay Kumar Singh - THAT is hilarious!

    • @The_Punisher
      @The_Punisher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ajay Kumar Singh Wheres it say that

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      James had a better one.
      “Yeah! You mess with Shepard you mess with his friends, unless we happen to be climbing a ladder.”

    • @Tertix
      @Tertix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where?

    • @georgeonischyk7325
      @georgeonischyk7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tertix DLC citadel, whrn you chasing your clone in the archives

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    "You caaaaaaare about Liara! You liiiiike her. And you like meeee tooooo!"
    "This conversation is over."
    11/10

    • @definitelynotapervert5602
      @definitelynotapervert5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Was that a conversation with Tali? LOL. 😂

    • @darkpheonix3066
      @darkpheonix3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@definitelynotapervert5602 conversation between drunk tali and javik.

    • @iiTzLurks
      @iiTzLurks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He basically was so disgusted of thinking of liking her he ended it damn lool

    • @hydrogendiamond5830
      @hydrogendiamond5830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's the last of his kind, a hard ass who saw the extinction of his race, thrust into the future to see it all play out again, and a drunk ditzy quarian is flirting with him. Probably wouldn't put that last part in the history books.

    • @walkingdead3097
      @walkingdead3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iiTzLurks nah, Javic just a tsundere

  • @Fyrebrand18
    @Fyrebrand18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    I think EDI is becoming a bit... TOO self aware about it all being a video game.

    • @xxxmarmasterxxx
      @xxxmarmasterxxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Fourth wall was very close to being broken...

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To bad she is dead. I choose the red ending

    • @Vic-14
      @Vic-14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@0GlassOfAcid0, well, then she's only dead for you.

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@0GlassOfAcid0 the correct ending

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JC19171 the objectively worst ending.

  • @route77productions
    @route77productions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The Wrex line in ME3 if you Romanced Liara is
    "I still don't have a window, probably bc I don't kiss as well as Liara"

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "No comment"

  • @smeagolkl
    @smeagolkl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    reminded me of this lovely moment between shep and liara in sur'kesh, when there was a yahg in the lab:
    Shepard: Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker.
    Liara: Not funny...

    • @FryingBerries
      @FryingBerries 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah i found that hilarious! This series has so much love put into it, i wish EA didn't rush them to finish ME3 :/

    • @TiaMoshii
      @TiaMoshii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      smeagolkl Garrus makes it even funnier "could've sworn he was muttering T'Soni the whole time"

    • @Ancaneon
      @Ancaneon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      smeagolkl They were much smaller in my cycle.

    • @blackouthorus1519
      @blackouthorus1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TiaMoshii “Not! Funny “

    • @Reach04
      @Reach04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Garrus chips in and says: “Could’ve sworn it was muttering T’Soni the entire time”
      Liara: Not. Funny!

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Don't know if they're in here, but a couple funny ones I remember:
    In ME2, while doing a planet scan on Uranus:
    Launching probe #1, EDI: Really, Commander? Really?
    Launching probe #2, EDI: - sigh - probing your anus
    Also in ME2, taking Legion past customs:
    Shepard: Security seems tighter than I remember.
    Security/Customs Lady: Measures had to be taken to prevent geth infiltrators.
    Legion: Geth do not infiltrate.
    Security/Customs Lady: You need to leave your synthetic assistant at home, they're not allowed anymore.
    Legion: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I did not notice how funny that actually is.

    • @samtheeaglescout1490
      @samtheeaglescout1490 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legion is so cute. I see that the Quarians have their awkwardness around other peoples to the Geth as well.

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension ปีที่แล้ว

      Metal detectors are inconvenient.

  • @theriverstigs
    @theriverstigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    _"That doesn't explain why you used MY armour to fix yourself."_
    _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... there was a hole._
    _"But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?"_
    _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... no data available...._

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ***** _More like trying to come up with an excuse... but guess it works either way._

    • @hattrickster33
      @hattrickster33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Plot hole!

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +J'zargo how so?

    • @Mondrak666
      @Mondrak666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      It's the plot. There was a hole.

    • @theboomerpride
      @theboomerpride 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      +Al Forbes I don't see why you used a piece of MY plot to fix yourself

  • @generalmaul4615
    @generalmaul4615 8 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    That scene with Garrus and Tali would've given my Shepard a heart attack. Damn you Garrus, I thought we were bros.

    • @yngbadge6308
      @yngbadge6308 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      w

    • @yngbadge6308
      @yngbadge6308 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      w

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I guess tali has a thing for scars

    • @ricocintron4456
      @ricocintron4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also he would have been in a air lock for that. Tali I couldn't stay mad at

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Rico Cintron wanna know how I got these scars? Rocket to the face.

  • @Joraglove
    @Joraglove 10 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    There was a mission in ME1 where you were stuck in a ruin that was about to explode and Shepard finds a hologram. This guy on the hologram asks Shepard if he was afraid and Shep was like "Buried with a bomb that's about to explode? Pfft. You assume I give a damn? That's cute."

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Killing that dude was satisfying.

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ducediablo especially since it was a good shot with a sniper rifle

    • @crownregis
      @crownregis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes i remember that one it was only if you choose the colonist background, where you live on Mindoir and he was respobsible for the raid that killed your family or was it the one where you defended a colony?

    • @Comet5551
      @Comet5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Reginald Casiano I’ve done that mission with the War Hero background, dunno if its on the colony one but nothing was more enjoyable than running that bastard over with the mako

    • @fellowtemplar5679
      @fellowtemplar5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comet5551 In War Hero background Shepard was defending Blitz or some colony from this very same dude who’s united Terminus System for this raid. And he wanted to punish Shepard for ruining his plan.

  • @thalandor46
    @thalandor46 10 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Severe lack of Kasumi. "I have to say, that Jacob, he seems pretty intense. I wonder if he likes Japanese girls with a penchant for kleptomania."

  • @Spoogitywoogums
    @Spoogitywoogums 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    How do you know when a turian has run out of ammo?
    When he uses the stick up is ass as a backup.
    Kills me every time

    • @KnightofGaming6721
      @KnightofGaming6721 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why does the Alliance Military hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
      Your shitting me? The Turian Military has one about me?
      Oh yeah, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavin.
      Ok why does the Alliance hire people with brittler bone disease?
      *So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills*

  • @2BChaos
    @2BChaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Don’t the forget the follow up for 22:22 in ME3:
    Joker: Hey, take your time commander! We’re all fine here - unless the Geth, you know, look out a window.”
    Shep: “Geth don’t use windows, remember? ‘Structural weaknesses.’”
    Joker: “Yeah, the Geth are all just sitting there thinking, ‘those organics would never try the ‘no-windows’ thing twice!

  • @nathanprime2434
    @nathanprime2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "She keeps insisting we name the first one Mordin". How is that a funny moment... *cries*

  • @Luciendar2k
    @Luciendar2k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    It's all Jokers fault, I have to spend all day computing pi because he had to plug in the overlord! LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @RedDrake110
      @RedDrake110 ปีที่แล้ว

      A matrix reference damn

  • @superluismigueL100
    @superluismigueL100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    "Prothy the Prothean" AHAHAHAH

    • @blivion7203
      @blivion7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Puthy the Puthean, you mean.

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "taking saren down will restore the good name of turians everywhere"
    "glad to hear it, I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving the turians"
    I literally loled here

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's the kind of joke that only works with knowledge of the lore, yet it is delivered so casually that it just feels right.

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Jeez, Prothy the Prothian should calm down.

    • @DrArku
      @DrArku 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tristan Smith That guy was kind of a disappointment imo. You'd think those advanced and badass Protheans would at least have some sense of humor. Other than throwing everyone out the airlock.

    • @thedarknesscallingme
      @thedarknesscallingme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      DrArku
      true but if you woke up 50,000 years later having been locked in a futuristic fridge only to discover you were the last of your kind and that everyone you ever knew and loved was dead...along with the fact that the very enemy that killed that was still around and about to repeat it's slaughter, you'd be very short on humour too and most likely extremely pissed off.

    • @DrArku
      @DrArku 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** True that. I mean I completely understand all that, guess I just don't like him "as a person" or something.

    • @jaimemagnum
      @jaimemagnum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DrArku Javik is one of the funiest characters in ME actually

    • @danieljong8442
      @danieljong8442 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tristan Smith ...and all the primitives will kneel before Javik!

  • @flameybree8883
    @flameybree8883 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Garrus: Yes, I was with Shepard from the very beginning.
    James: That just means you're old.
    Rood

  • @Egobyte83
    @Egobyte83 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Loved that scene ^^
    Shepard: How are you getting drunk?
    Tali: Very carefully. Turian Brandy, tripple-filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.
    Shepard: That's a straw, Tali...
    Tali: ... EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT.

    • @sagefrench578
      @sagefrench578 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk the drunk call is such a odd event it was funny.

  • @stefanski48
    @stefanski48 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "No data available."

    • @sagefrench578
      @sagefrench578 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes its funny looking at a Geth fan boy over Shepard

    • @SgtIronbeak
      @SgtIronbeak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** He's havin' a bit of a twitch!

  • @johngault3388
    @johngault3388 10 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Mordin singing was epic along with Elcor Shakespeare.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Note: he also sings the song while curing the genophage. But then you don't have time to laugh because he is blowing up.

    • @mezzki1
      @mezzki1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FORMINCRAFTIA And you're crying...

  • @talizorrah5851
    @talizorrah5851 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Garrus and Tali are the best, I don't ever choose anyone else on my squad.

    • @cobaltcrysis2085
      @cobaltcrysis2085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You choose yourself for your squad?

    • @talizorrah5851
      @talizorrah5851 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, I love myself so much that I cloned myself and now I have Garrus and a clone of myself come with me on missions.

    • @cobaltcrysis2085
      @cobaltcrysis2085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tali' Zorrah I wish I could do that... just play as tali and have 2 tali's on my squad. Or the same with garrus.

    • @horridhenry43
      @horridhenry43 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are such six year olds. Pretending to be a videotape are character and replying as if it's actually them. Mass effect fans are weirdos.

    • @horridhenry43
      @horridhenry43 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      whatever

  • @garysanders6091
    @garysanders6091 9 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Turians, you have to work the blade.. Don't see much point to it.. Heh.. "Much Point"..
    I love you grunt.

    • @lomek4559
      @lomek4559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gary Sanders
      I don't get the joke, English is not my native language

    • @kingoflegendary9691
      @kingoflegendary9691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lomek4559 The end of a blade has a point.

    • @maximussaktish
      @maximussaktish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its implied everyone speak with universal translator but that joke doesnt land if not spoken in english

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Whaaaaat, you left out one of the best lines!
    When Garrus was telling commander shepard about Turians swimming saying theres its a lot of flailing, splashing, occasionally interrupted by drowning, he follows up by saying "a lot like you dancing". That was one of the best lines ever. Maybe it was only available for fem shep though, I dunno.

    • @elorfinthendt
      @elorfinthendt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope... it's in the video just after 30 minutes in.

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      elorfinthendt
      No dude. He said the first part. But in the video he did not say the last line which is "A lot like you dancing". That is NOT in this video and makes it so much sweeter.
      But like I said, perhaps that is only for femshep or a romanced femshep. But it's pretty epic anyway, and wasn't in the video.

    • @johngault3388
      @johngault3388 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Garrus. best wingman in video game history. He was so good that I let him beat me at shooting cans on top of the citadel,

    • @macmittens5475
      @macmittens5475 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No. I played male Shepard, and he said that to me as well ! It does make the scene sooo much funnier !!

  • @uvaramune8617
    @uvaramune8617 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm using you for your body" - "You're so mean... and I'm okay with that."

  • @OldRedandGold
    @OldRedandGold 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I'm not telling you if my 'hair tentacles' move!" Ha ha, one of my favorite "support" situations.

  • @TheCPtutorales
    @TheCPtutorales 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    If we ever find alien species, I would literally DIE for having such a pun-tastic conversation like Joker and Garrus about the species puns.

  • @BerserkerDre
    @BerserkerDre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    ".... my brain's been sccrambled LIKE AN EGG! how do u think I feel.." lmao

  • @mitomen2000
    @mitomen2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Renegade is Red
    Paragon is Blue
    Assuming Direct Control
    This hurt's you
    Happy Valentine's day .......Keelah se'lai

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Assuming Control*

  • @Lajos_Kelemen
    @Lajos_Kelemen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Drunk Tali is soo cute :)

    • @Mondrak666
      @Mondrak666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Any Tali is cute

    • @therealstanyz
      @therealstanyz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agreed.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *MY SHEPARD:* (was staring at Miranda's behind) Sorry, were you saying something?

    • @sebathadah1559
      @sebathadah1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT*

  • @user-texgen
    @user-texgen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Might run tests on the seashells :) ...." Reaper shell-fish anyone?

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How about Jellyfish? BIG. STUPID. JELLYFISH!

  • @Zanzagnarius
    @Zanzagnarius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Lol....Legion being all secretive about the armor. "There was a hole."
    How about the chest hole bro......?

    • @Zanzagnarius
      @Zanzagnarius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      Lol. Still gonna make me ask tho.

    • @KIrbyTheFlrst
      @KIrbyTheFlrst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No data available

    • @lmv92x
      @lmv92x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wasn't being secretive. He genuinely didn't think it mattered.

  • @jamesroper4952
    @jamesroper4952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Shepard's awkward silence after Mordin's singing is so funny. I would have the same reaction to that situation.
    The awkward silence in the elevators while elevator music plays is also kinda funny.
    There's so many funny moments in the Mass Effect trilogy. One of the many things that makes the series so great.

  • @GeoRyukaiser
    @GeoRyukaiser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The racist joke exchange between Garrus and Joker reminds me of chatting with a former coworker of mine. He was South African, I was white. Nothing was sacred.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny how things go when there aren't any Nazis cancelling people for -White- -Jewish- *Turian* Privilege.

  • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
    @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Hey, you can't deny that Legion was right about windows on a ship. How many times in movies and games has someone shot out a window and vented an entire room into space?

    • @varric
      @varric 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For instance, Alien Resurrection.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, Javiks solution to most things.

  • @blackvial
    @blackvial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    please don't touch that

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      blackvial if you are so enamorate of that object then i suggest you get your own feces analyzer

    • @InsanityPersistsProductions
      @InsanityPersistsProductions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Al Forbes Touching will result in a diplomatic incident

    • @WonderVis97
      @WonderVis97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As I said commander don’t touch that

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Javik the master troll lol

    • @LdyVder
      @LdyVder 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He trolled James hard too. LOL

    • @RedDrake110
      @RedDrake110 ปีที่แล้ว

      He trolled Liara and all of asari even harder.

  • @DaPr0v0cateur
    @DaPr0v0cateur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I must've missed the part where Shepard's on Noveria tryna tell the VI to activate the failsafe with passing on the "code" by saying some jibberish...?

    • @treymagathan847
      @treymagathan847 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ***** i remember that. "Alpha, Charlie, Bravo, *cough cough*" "Incorrect password. Please find an operative and turn yourself in" i cant say those are the exact quotes but it's generally accurate.

    • @vepaot
      @vepaot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Trey Magathan Shep mumbles "sic semper tyrannis", it's a common latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants". I find it amusing that he mutters it to a VI given how many references there are in the game to synthetic creatures trying to dominate organic life.

  • @phillers62
    @phillers62 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I wanted to see the citadel party part with grunt and wrex repeatedly saying "Shepard". That shit had me rolling

  • @MrJordwalk
    @MrJordwalk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    @ 24:23, Garrus wasn't calibrating..... he was TALI-brating heheh

  • @thomasbishop3494
    @thomasbishop3494 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    If I was Shepard I would have lost my shit at Garrus and Tali being so awkward together. I don't think I could have kept a straight face at all.

  • @YouKnowIttYT
    @YouKnowIttYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Shep: Put more of the stuff in the thing where the stuff goes in.
    Tali: Do you mean the emergency induction port?
    Shep: Yeah, the straw.
    Tali: Emergency induction port.
    *Gotta love drunk Shepard and Tali*

  • @SuperAfroManXD
    @SuperAfroManXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    24:00 Garrus you have 3 seconds to get the fuck off my Tali or I make your scars symmetrical

    • @olgagerman9216
      @olgagerman9216 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yeah, and you, Tali, don't even approach my turian ever again, it's my turian

    • @GamingSuccub
      @GamingSuccub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Helga Agner
      Wrong, hes my turian.

    • @SuperAfroManXD
      @SuperAfroManXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ryan Bentley Whats your point?

    • @ryanbentley1965
      @ryanbentley1965 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you don't have the ability to keep reality and fiction separate. Its a fiction character, yet shes a good character, but for fucks sake, you're really jealous because another fictional character got her first?
      Pathetic.

    • @SuperAfroManXD
      @SuperAfroManXD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ryan Bentley its a joke dude calm down.... jesus.

  • @thomasrevill7723
    @thomasrevill7723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'm glad Mass Effect became more self-referential with it's humour in 2 and 3.

  • @Redster3
    @Redster3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I'm probably the only one who's nice enough to answer to the reporter without rudely punching her...

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jose Mendez No I answer her lol I don't see why everyone punches her, she's supposed to be a stereotypical invasive and accusatory reporter, I just block out all the shiz she says then choose the charm or intimidate option. xD I punched her once accidentally (was doing a renegade runthrough and automatically hit RT forgetting what it would do) I was amused for a second then sat and questioned my life.

    • @Shader1019
      @Shader1019 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I answered her questions too.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Jose Mendez
      I only punched her once, and she totally deserved that one. I mean, she was trying to accuse me of cowardice after leaving Earth.

    • @zachshanker9947
      @zachshanker9947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Diablos lol if you don't punch her throughout the saga her war asset is boosted by 5, however much that's worth...

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Omega Network
      I honestly don't care. I'm still punching her.

  • @kulkumalstavich4895
    @kulkumalstavich4895 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I have to spend all day calculating pi because he unleashed the Overlord!"
    Joker never gets old. XD

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
    *Awkward stare*
    "That was a joke"
    Best moment ever.

  • @user-dz6fy6qv2l
    @user-dz6fy6qv2l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    During the Citadel DLC when you're in the Archives room, Glyph says "Commander, I've found an weapon upgrade that might be useful... Why do people keep leaving these around?"
    That just cracked me up so hard that I had to pause the game.

    • @Gavinchi88
      @Gavinchi88  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xanda Tonge I think I show that on my Funny Effect episodes

  • @Wheres0My0Weed
    @Wheres0My0Weed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    good thing he/she did not challenge the reapers to a dance off. I made my Shep black and he still had no sense of rhythm.

  • @giorgiomorongas8292
    @giorgiomorongas8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    13:12 "Adolescence... Can't we just Take him to omega and buy him a few dancers...?" 😀😁😂

  • @EvilDoctor7
    @EvilDoctor7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Shepard sure hates reporters huh...

    • @kyoukisatori4988
      @kyoukisatori4988 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I didn't I wanted to but tried not.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EvilDoctor7 I didn't, I used her to screw the council... good times.

    • @MKanakaredes
      @MKanakaredes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was patient. I was trying very hard. But when I met her for the third time I couldn't resist myself lol

    • @ducediablo
      @ducediablo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hates reporters? I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions.

    • @commandershepard2676
      @commandershepard2676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That particular one’s a bitch.

  • @Missinformasian
    @Missinformasian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hahaha, there's just something extra hilarious about Male Shepards voice over FemSheps.

  • @Nem1606
    @Nem1606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    eeMERGENcYy inDUCtion pooooort.

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a straw Im Hab.

    • @physe8052
      @physe8052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EeeeeMERgenCY Induuuuuction Port

  • @cthulhoop7134
    @cthulhoop7134 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Prothy the Prothean
    Goddamit Joker XD

  • @jcurses
    @jcurses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “...Might go somewhere sunny. Sit on beach, look at ocean. Collect seashells.”
    “You’d go crazy inside an hour.”
    “...Might run test on the seashells”
    That dialogue had me laughing like crazy. The apt description of Mordin.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    oh man, this takes me back... there will never be another garrus vakarian, no matter how much bioware might try

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:53 "It's green." Star Trek reference!

  • @TheHulk1850
    @TheHulk1850 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Garrus and tali are so cute together. Tali: What do you mean to come back to? I'm useing you for your body. Garrus: You're so mean, and I'm okay with that.

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    geth don't use microsoft, structural weakness

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** True. I don't like apples. I prefer oranges XD

    • @eliisbell5095
      @eliisbell5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They run on Linux

  • @JayTheGam3r
    @JayTheGam3r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I lost my shit when Wrex asked whos that and shepard just so ever gently turned his head

  • @thefrigginpope
    @thefrigginpope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:51 "This is... it's green." How did I not catch that Star Trek reference before?

  • @Gavinchi88
    @Gavinchi88  8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Bout time I made another one don't you think 👍

    • @MultiFilip12
      @MultiFilip12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gavinchi88 Yeah we need a another one.

    • @HadakaTako
      @HadakaTako 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss

    • @NeoNomadSounds
      @NeoNomadSounds 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gavinchi88 I think you should :)

    • @000mjd
      @000mjd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the world need another video pf this

    • @160p2GHz
      @160p2GHz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember Liara having some good zingers in ME3 if you are still planning to make another 'funny moments'. It sticks out in my mind because I recall not liking her very much until I heard her ripping on people in 3

  • @MauroEnfermoDeLepra
    @MauroEnfermoDeLepra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Emergency induccion port

    • @applebuttfacehead
      @applebuttfacehead 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      petargrad emergency induction straw

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *SHEPARD:* That's a straw, Tali...

  • @SithFTW4072
    @SithFTW4072 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Javik truly is the master elder troll

  • @georgenelson9211
    @georgenelson9211 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    One of the greatest series EVER!!!

  • @TheMatias2
    @TheMatias2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    26:10 "If I die in here I'll kill him" best part ever!

  • @Kuonluw
    @Kuonluw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    13:01 I played as Femshep and the dialogue is a little bit different but still funny as well.
    Garuss replies "Hey, some females find me highly attractive...granted they were female Krogans but still"

  • @soyundorito8259
    @soyundorito8259 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Colony life: it's not that bad.
    I shit you not, there is a sign in the Presidium that says that.

  • @ranferimondragon357
    @ranferimondragon357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wrex: Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy is a warship or a traveling freak show.
    Joker: A traveling freak show that's really good at kicking ass, and saving the galaxy twice and soon to be three times.

  • @kanate1444
    @kanate1444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "There was a hole..."

    • @SauceStrider
      @SauceStrider 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen you 2 or 3 times in this comment section...

    • @kanate1444
      @kanate1444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ...No data available

    • @SauceStrider
      @SauceStrider 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one guy who likes trains. 3 comments

    • @haruspexaugur2439
      @haruspexaugur2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It's gone now"

  • @ThePacificFrog
    @ThePacificFrog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "...... *moves eyebrows exaggeratedly* No Data Available" Bahahaah that part gets me everytime xDDD

    • @theriverstigs
      @theriverstigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +erikapwns *_.....there was a hole._*

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shepard has never looked so horrified in the entire series as he did when EDI made that joke about the airlock
    That's genuinely the most emotion I've ever seen on his face

  • @senojnomis
    @senojnomis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "My brain got scrambled like an egg, how'd you think I feel?!"