With the powers of frame advance and an advanced knowledge of how a BLJ works on a frame by frame basis as well as frame perfect reactions, anything is possible with upwards of a million negative H speed.
I just love how in the first few seconds it sounds normal but once you reach a certain amount of speed Mario sounds like a hyperactive kid who ate all the sugar from the jar and can't stop laughing at something mildly funny
"free arthritis" LMFAO IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂 But true, mashing A or B at this speed would give you free arthritis. Man, saying "free arthritis" sounds like capitalism has truly taken over
Top 5 fastest things in the universe: 5. Peregrine falcon: 245 MPH 4. Galaxys: 100 m/s 3. Sound: 730 MPH 2. Light: 186,282 m/s 1. Mario BLJING: 749136965964 MPH *yahoo*
But 1 Blj i think is fake (aka not possible to clip thro) is the one in jolli roger bey . Select any star where the ship is spawned underwater,then get the in the ship and drain the water. Then go to the wall where the 3 chest is but there where the slop is. Then just blj and its invinit blj but if you blj just fast and correct you can get stuck in the ship's out of bounce area but theres not realy much to see but my question is if there is a way to bypass getting stuck in the ship and cliping thro the ship? #Someonetryit but only a TAS can do it because as I said you invinit BLJ so if a TAS can do it , i am shockt and supriesd
Mario, this plumber who wears blue overalls has beaten Usain Bolt for being the fastest man in the world, scientists are surprised that Mario goes 1000 MPH, a stunning record.
I think you played on the shindou version of the game, which fixed glitches blj and spawning displacement This is why Mario did not go anywhere even with such long bljs
The fastest of the World:
3. Antilope (100 km/h)
2. Cheetah (120 km/h)
1. Mario (YAHOO km/h)
No.
3. Sound
2. Light
1. Mario yayayayayayayyaayyayayayayyayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayYAHOOOOOOOOO!
@@DeanRocks-kr7wv Em.
How does that translate to real units of measurement
@@boogaloobender3462 ~230400 km/h, i guess?
@kunon kumami th ch Woah!!!!
what's mario's favourite search engine?
mario: YAHOO, YAHOO, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y--YY-Y--Y-Y-Y-YY-YYY-Y-Y-Y-Y-YY-Y-Y-Y--Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-AAHOOOO
Well done m8
GOOGLE GOOGLE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GOOGLE
maybe yahoo hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Yahoo YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAEHYAEHYAEH YA - LJ .EH = WHEN LAND
ggtpinas head Bbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
With the power of YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHOO! anything is possible.
With the powers of frame advance and an advanced knowledge of how a BLJ works on a frame by frame basis as well as frame perfect reactions, anything is possible with upwards of a million negative H speed.
Like get lots of girls
But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes
ranibro dead joke
I just love how in the first few seconds it sounds normal but once you reach a certain amount of speed Mario sounds like a hyperactive kid who ate all the sugar from the jar and can't stop laughing at something mildly funny
I died at 'sugar'
@@unbringer6729 me too
1:13 Mario does the hoo hoo
HOHOHOGOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOOOOOJOJJJOHOHOOOOHOOOOHOPPHHOOLHOOOHOOHHOOOOOHOOOOYYYYYYYYYYAHOOOYYYYYYYYYYAHOO
Hoo hooo hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohoohohohhkihoooooh
HOHOHOOHOHHOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Merry Christmas
ha! hoo hoo! *YAHOO!*
The kick dance
4:35 Mario seeing all the possible outcomes
TASing since 2008
i think Turbo or blj cheat code
E M U L A T I O N
no
Before maybe even 2006 actually
This is all possible and I've done all of them.
Do exactly what happens in this video for free arthritis
Tonyrox5 It’s a TAS
the joke was if you did what happened in the video non-TAS
"free arthritis"
LMFAO IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
But true, mashing A or B at this speed would give you free arthritis.
Man, saying "free arthritis" sounds like capitalism has truly taken over
imagine this in a set of market stalls
"Free arthritis! Claim your free arthritis!"
What if I drink milk beforehand to strengthen my bones?
3:03 As we watch as Mario digs until he hits the ground.
Imagine the BLJ with Mario’s beta voice. Let that image sink in for a moment.
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
YEEA-HA!
YAYAYAYAYWWYWYWYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYHAA
YYYYYYYAHA
i know what that sounds like because b3313
4:49 But first, lets talk about parallel universes
4:09 if you are in a cellphone, this part the yahoo's are in rythm with the red bar
holy shit
ÉoCartucho yes
ok
It didn’t oof
In a cell phone?
Do you think whole human could fit in this small piece of technology?
4:35 That was my exact reaction when I got a gaming laptop.
You really went YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HE DABS
Ah yes, I also spontaneously shoot into a wall and vibrate while going *yyyyyyyyyyyy* when I get a gaming PC so this is relatible
@@epic-user-handle-83 It's more about the *YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA*
@@epic-user-handle-83XD
0:46 me knocking my mom's door at night because im scared of dark
Just blj threw the door duh
@Yt_ Near facts
i tried to get through a wall and bljed and then i just ended up making the same noise as mario
the blj might be possible irl
then everyone could escape jail
Mario must really be four parallel universes ahead of us all.
4:45
Parallel Universes..
building up more speed than pannenkoek2012 builds up for 12 hours (or 25)
MrDave1502 yeah, but he pressed A so many times, he may be qpu misaligned, or maybe he did not get enough defacto speed :b
everything could be, if the player does not plan it perfectly
MrDave1502 sure thing dude :b
is this how mario galaxy was made?
3:14 oh no, mario.. what are you doing there?
Do something with the snow
@@theStanMario57 he's doing something alright....
*WAIT WHAT*
Lol I thought that too..idk if Mario is 18 yet
@@brettkahnert3451 I think he’s 25
4:51, MARIO: I’m gonna go to space.
SMG4: no ur not.
MARIO: yes I am.
*mario bljs into space*
DaEasyGamer Gaming Amazind xD
You mean parallel universes.
U watch smg4 to much
@CountHomer69 me too
SMG4: come on Mario I told you not do that, you dumbass!
See this part in 2x speed
3:00
Its a smg
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHOOOOOOOOOO
@@mineldedic3158 lmao
@@umopapsdn7827 ``We need to talk about parallel universes...´´
Trying to BLJ without TAS:
MY HAND! AAAAAAAAAGHHHH
Bro its easy just spam the button
i did it once on sm64 DS
After 14 years i still feel the YAHOO
4:53 - You got into PU
Is anyone watching this so they can hear mario say "YAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOYAHOYAHOOYAHOO"?
YAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAYYAAYYAYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYWAWOWAWOHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAHOYAHOO (intentional cutoff) YAHOOYAHOOYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYA YAHOOYAHOOYYAYAYAYAHOOAYYYAYYA YAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAHOOYAYAYAYAYYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOYAHOYAHOYAHYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYHAYAYAYHOOOO YAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOABUMYAHOYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAOWYAHAHWYAWWAYWYAHWOAYHWOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAEIGHWAAAWOAWAHOOYAHOOYAHOOYAHOOAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYAHOOYAHOOYAHYYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYHOOYAHOOEUGH* just a tiny correction btw
maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
beta Mario: me YAHAA
Top 5 fastest things in the universe:
5. Peregrine falcon: 245 MPH
4. Galaxys: 100 m/s
3. Sound: 730 MPH
2. Light: 186,282 m/s
1. Mario BLJING: 749136965964 MPH
*yahoo*
YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOO YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAYAAHOO
The second Hazy Maze Cave elevator blj in the video is very possible. I have accomplished it a couple times.
4:47 Mario BLJ's so hard he became a tree. Definitely one of the moments in gaming history.
0:20 I’ve Done That One And I Mashed So Hard I Froze The Game XD
If it was on N64, then you probably went to a parallel universe.
@foxy uwu Somehow I got early access to Bowser 1 while practicing that BLJ, but when i enter it the game crashed(I was using Project 64 v2.3.2.3).
It seems like the Emulator does not want me to face Bowser by cheating.
@foxy uwu I made a upcoming Hack that is in progress and i permanently activated BLJ
@foxy uwu Here's the link if you want to see it
th-cam.com/video/MejQJWb5jPg/w-d-xo.html
Her Boyfriend: 70 Stars
You: B L J Y A A A H O O O O
Her: Takes you instead
Her Boyfriend: *Angry non-speedrunner noises*
('_'?)
??
No one:
Mario: clips through the fabric of reality
0:25 twerking mario 😂
Yada yada yada yada yada yada yada
go to horni jail *bonk*
3:25 I dont think that white stuff is snow lol
Me when im using a drill machien ( 0:21-0:35)
Dam
3:05 mario is going speed demon mode
It's also looks like he have a stroke
0:25 i cant stop laughing help
now pls with 0.5x a presses
TJ: an a press is an a press.You can't say it's just a half.
Kaitri You can't BLJ in 0.5 A presses. An A press is an A press. No matter how fast you press A, it's still an A press.
Chance Cossitt ok TJ """henry""" yoshi
@@CNETech Ok """"""""Chance""""""""
saw it in half jesus christ
3:12 When Mario has dirrea
Me when i do my first BLJ: 😯
Speedruners when they do BLJ: 😑
what do you fucking expect they do it every 5 seconds
4:53 the game softlocks
BLACKMIDIXD 6666 not really. You can exit the course.
@@wildberrysherbert3803 you can only on an a emulator if you do it on console it crash since it cant handle parralal universes
@@bl0cky64 the game doesn’t crash if you lock the camera so it doesn’t follow you to the parallel universe
@@zig8737 True---- Only confirmed possible way to access PU's on N64.
1:12 YA, Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! HhHhHhhHhHh-
The thumbnail... Mario is a God!
12 years later, and its still being requested
Lmao I did the one at 3:52 just now and it froze my N64. xD
The music is still playing though.
Creepy.
trevsoda don't you mean 4:52
3:52 vs 4:52
it happened because when you let the camera go to a PU on an original N64, the game crashes.
Oof
3:52
1:14 a normal blj lol
Mario might beat sonic like this 1:31
3:04 *CONSTIPATED MARIO NOISES*
3:41 personnaly i get into a parallel universe
good job youtube you reccomanded a video from 12 years ago 👏
I counted how many times mario Said "*yahoo*"
It was 7635
Damnnn nintendo must really like yahoo
Get it? No ok i'll shut up
Looks like that's a personalized Super Mario 64 cartridge.
Anyone else randomly recommended this?
4:49 That one was pretty scary
3:17 at x0.25
reminds me of pumped up kicks
1:13 The BLJ next generation The BJK
@@pocky_y I heard *ROROROROROROROROROROROROROROROHOHO*
If you had included a few Pause Buffered BLJs in this compilation, that would've been really cool.
0:44 Me when McDonald's opens after corona is over
they never even closed in my country haha
@@Confield Surprising considering your name...
Champion Zelda! nah im just a weeb
@@Confield Oh ok lol
2:12 my bro mario just go to another universe
*Top 10 most OP anime protagonists*
Mario: Why must I bare this curse?! Please save me from this madness, Nintendo! Tell September 18th to come here quickly and end my suffering!
I like how when Mario does his long jump he goes like one million miles
0:25 how the frik did he not go through 35 parallel universes?!!!
He maybe blj'd in the sopt but made it look like hes touching the wall to clip (maybe who knows?)
He probably just held neutral on the analog stick I was over thinking it
ok
But 1 Blj i think is fake (aka not possible to clip thro) is the one in jolli roger bey . Select any star where the ship is spawned underwater,then get the in the ship and drain the water. Then go to the wall where the 3 chest is but there where the slop is. Then just blj and its invinit blj but if you blj just fast and correct you can get stuck in the ship's out of bounce area but theres not realy much to see but my question is if there is a way to bypass getting stuck in the ship and cliping thro the ship? #Someonetryit but only a TAS can do it because as I said you invinit BLJ so if a TAS can do it , i am shockt and supriesd
Mario.exe has stopped working
the fastest in the game:
Luigi:200 km/Yahoo
Toad:250 km/Yahoo
Mario:INF km/Yahoo
I never learned how to do this, once i did it on the Nintendo DS remake
Shoutouts to Simple the BUP boy Flips
4:50 i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
I was two months old when this video was made
Mario, this plumber who wears blue overalls has beaten Usain Bolt for being the fastest man in the world, scientists are surprised that Mario goes 1000 MPH, a stunning record.
This is how many times mario said “Yahoo”
X 9000
l
V
Lmao like beggar
You liked your own comment
2020 anyone?
how did you know
TRIGGERED NB yes
How 2020 comments trigger you
I luv the glitches in this game!
0:21 mario.exe stopped working
2x speed is Mario destroying physics
Jeez... was BLJ'ing really that popular all those years ago? I thought it only became popular in the mid-to-late 2010s.
Had to have been, or they wouldn't have patched it out for Shindou version or the DS port
I clipped into Wet Dry World from the endless staircase by BLJing
uh that happens when i use rapid fire
0:46 those 3 dudes high on speed pumping techno at 120db in the basement at a house party
I think you played on the shindou version of the game, which fixed glitches blj and spawning displacement
This is why Mario did not go anywhere even with such long bljs
Looks like Mario can catch up to Sonic after all...
Too bad it took him five years to finally do it!
The outside the castle one is fun if the water was lowered in the beginning of the game I think it could’ve been an alternate lakitu skip
You can do a blj when the water is still up but it would be slower than the lakitu skip we already do
Stand name : Mario
Stand user : player
Stand cry : YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYHOHOHOHO/HOHOHOHOHOHO
NECK INJURY BROOO 4:37
11 years? Wow.
4:35 mario doesn't need a machine to travel in the space 😎
i kinda have the same audio problem r u using microsoft video 1 codec?
Are you familiar with the concept BLJ?
"I hope it's not what I think it is"
Mario is a Helicopter now.
2:22 “D’OOF!”
imagine combining this with pause buffering
My favorite engine sound
New mario 64 race car concept:the first object in the world to reach the speed of light
3:04
Mario is like a snow remover
I didn't use the owl or the owless start, I used the canon on accident
These A presses hurt my soul
Is this Tool-Assisted because in the title and description it doesn’t say Tool-Assisted and very few people can spam that fast
I’m not sure why but I think Mario would be a good auctioneer
Which build are you using?
Mario bljing in whomp fortress is just like:
*COUNTLESS DEATH JUMPS*
Yes TH-cam I wanted to see this video after 12 years In my Recommended.
SimpleFlips' favourite video
Is it just me or is the audio in the headphons getting dead like dead pixels?
In hazy maze cave it always crashes my game when I do a blu on the elevator
Basement boo elevator crashes my cart whenever I try and do it. It's a shame, but I use it to show just how broken the game is if you know what to do.