Things Ghetto Fat People Say
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She said "Imma go to the gym, but not today, cuz I'm busy...". My life... lmao!
Dominique Powell lol 😂
Takyla Robinson lol 😂
Right lmao
Lol
Dominique Powell-Saidykhan lol
The sad part about it...i watched this video while eating a slice of cake
i ain't gone get fat tho it was my birthday cake i was suppose to have it.
god don't make u gain weight on ur birthday.
OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Rondez Lewis lol 😂
Rondez Lewis LMAO! best comment everrrrr
Rondez Lewis 😂😂😂
yes eat your cake, its a special day for you LOL
honey buns do taste better when they are warmed up.
Christopher Moore right! She needs to stop giving away our fat people secrets! I always tell people. You wanna know what taste good? Let me and my fat friends take you to dinner, ha!
They sure doooo
Yes yessss
Christopher Moore I warm it with a slice of cheese on it
Natasha Jackson Okay nah that’ll have someone on the toilet for a hot minute
I CHOCKED WHEN SHE STARTED SPEAKING TOUNGES AT THE HONEYBUN PART. I WAS DRINKING WATER. 😂😂😂
chocked?
i already hollered when you said make me a salad 😂😂😂😂
hahahahahahaha
Right...with "light lettuce"!!
😄 smh
sesame street I love my hair
That salad did sound good though.. lol
Not 1 stomach flu away from looking like Teyanah Taylor 😂😂
ikr lol she is so crazy!
the stomach flu anointing
Teyana**
She said the Pepsi had robust flavor, its kinda woodsy. 😂😭😩😩😩😭
Pepsi smells so bad to me I can’t stand it’s smell.
Ever since I first saw this I always say that about Pepsi but it has to be really cold to get the robust flavor
Don’t put me on Facebook like that lol
Mayhem2Medicine that’s so me right there 🤣 I need to approve the pic😂
".....the following, following Monday." Looooooool
Not to be confused with NEXT Monday!
Tiombe Nucklos
as ooposed to the Monday after next, or seven days from this coming monday
"Nobody want a bone but a dog" 😂😭
Chayna Douglas ikr....I had never heard that one...she so crazy!!!😂
@@aj3974 a fat jealous person said that to me, before lol... it's an old fat-phrase
Chayna Douglas lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
My grandpa used to tell me that when I was a chubby kid. Lol.
One stomach flu away 😹😹😹
Took me out!!
Had me screaming when you said acorns, grass, and air
You know the supportive friends like I like air 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!!! Did she just speak in tongues for a Little Debbie? Lol!!!!
K. Zellie Hall Yes she did, Hilarious
K. Zellie Hall SHUM- balalala...
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I say the same thing lol
Little Debbie will do it!!!
I died😂😂 "These are mini donuts so they don't have as many calories" Something I would say!
Shalika Ro call me
🤣🤣
The dopest salad ever
Was she singing the Red Robin song in her sleep? Haaahahahaaaaaahh!!
Hahahaaaaa yes she was
Lol
Them honey buns do be on point when you heat em up tho lol! 13secs will get em right!
How about with a slice of cheese and warmed up. Thing is the truth.
I died when she hit the tongues eating that warm honey bun
Too funny
All could say was "YAAAAASSS!! She didn't forget the honey buns!!!"
Taharkah X Yes sir
Little Debbie though lol "you can eat it cause it's little!" That should be their new slogan 😂😂😂
Kairee Whitaker lmfao I was like yooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swea"!!!!!! LOL
...I think I gained 10 pounds just from watching this. lolol
@ hottskullxD
Exactly
That's so me "Ate don't nobody touch my snacks!" Lmaaaao
"I'm just gonna let nature take it's course. I'mma eat acorns, and grass, and air."
"I.. I like air."
Chibi Luvur 😂😂😂
Like really tho😂😂😂😂
Chibi Luvur I lost my shi at this part
Chibi Luvur ttytyyyyyyyyyyytyyyyg
That's like my life with ibs lolol
this is me I eat healthy for breakfast then by lunch time I'm saying well I gotta balance it out and it's cheat day 😂
lol my life...😂😂😂😂
She heard my conversation about Facebook pictures...lmao!
LMAO
This girl should be in movies and stuff.
@@rdns263 Totally agree
You asleep singing Red Robin. 😂😂😂😂😂
DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT U POSTED THIS!🤣
🤣🤣
the potato chip and yogurt looks tasty I bet the salty n sweet goes well together.
try taziki its a yogurt dip
have tried mcdonald's fries and strawberry shakes; awesome; my girls think i'm weird, but that sweet and salty mix is on point
"I'm one stomach flu away from Teyanna Taylor in that video!"
That salad thing is too real
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Samantha T awwww hugs to you honey! I pray things get better. Check out her other vids if you haven't, she's a riot!!
Sunshine Fleming Thank you so much. I binge-watched her videos lmao two words, fun-ny, I'm done.
Samantha T lol riiiiigggghhht!!!
Samantha T May God keep & Bless you,, PRAYERS UP
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where do i donate because those video have me in tears rollin i remember old ladies like that growing up my aunts and my grandma 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yes I will be donating because I LOVE me some you!
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thank you sooooooo much!!!!!!
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Let me have "LIGHT LETTUCE@😂😂😂😂
Vegan Beauty I was rolllingggg
The New Year's DIET, and it was the month of March. I screamed laughing. Very funny!
"Come new years we gon be that skinny thick.. come new years. I know its March.... but come new years.." LMFAO I hollered
I'm guilty of saying 1:37"You don't care about me you just want to make sure you look good" Lol I say that to babe all of the time.
Girl, my ex used to do that all the time, catch me off guard and take a picture then post it. I used to be mad like why would you do that.
+almighty Don that's y they b come the ex, posting craziness, my husband do that to.
keskedezignz Yes right. Especially when I'm eating. Knowing I don't eat cute. Lol
ikr, i b like you have to get the side that shows my double chin, really, really lol
keskedezignz My ex got me just waking up one morning and I was done. 😂😂😂 I'm not a big makeup girl so I wasn't pressed about not being beat but damn I got cold in eyes and mouth all crusty cause the sleep was that good and he tryung to take pictures. Lol
I say all of these at least once a day 😂😂 I love u❤️❤️❤️
Jennifer Butler
Me too- Lol
Have to admit- Still saying it. I'm paying for a Trainer I'm not even using!- Lol! He's good- I'm good-Lol! I'm going to start in January-Lol
He's getting a free check for a month- lol
My entire life in less than 8 minutes LOL two words Im done
"I'm just bloated" meeeeee lol
give me a Big Mac a large fry and a large Diet Coke because I'm watching my weight
YESSSSSS! I never understood this one!
Lynn Whypiok my dad use to say, " a calorie saved is a calorie earned".. Lol so he ate alllll the carbs and had a diet root beer 😭👏🏽😂🙌🏻🙏🏿👍🏽
Lynn Karol You know Diet is worse than regular soda or equal to it because think of how many people buy diet soda because of that they playing yall they put more sugar in them to make you buy more...Im prolly killin the Joke but I just wanna show people eat what you eat cause aint none healthy in this world shi even vegetables killin you now days
I remember way back in high school in the late 60’s & my friend ordering spaghetti 🍝 & meatballs, with dessert & a Tab. We asked her why bother with a diet drink if she was gonna eat all that⁉️
@@cynthiar7350Tab?!!! OMG I Remeber Tab. It was awful
As someone battling the bulge, this hit home. it made me smile,but it is so sad at the same time. Cause the struggle is so extra real.
I'm just gone eat Acorns, Grass,& Air!😂😂😂
when that warm honey bun had you speaking in tongues…. lol I swear thats me 😂😂😭
WHEN SHE BIT INTO THAT HOT HONEY BUN AND STARTED SPEAKING IN TONGUES HAHAHA
This me allday😂😂😂😂my hubby be like girl you said you was fasting yesterday. Im like I know what need Im starting all water tomorrow. He like why tomorrow. Im like,.. cause Im craving fried chicken and hotsauce today! He say girl keep eating Im gonna be blowing bubbles with your chin. Im like boyyy you know this my thyroid problem!!! 😂 (fat people self diagnosis) We diabetical hunny!!!😂😂😂 Now ummm somebody pass the plate!!! Im dieting tomorrow foreal tho!!!
😊
lmao u remind me of me I just said I should fast Sunday Tuesday I'm making fried chicken lol
Latisha Harris 😂 I thought I was today girl, I dreamed I was at a buffet last night!!! Im gonna fast tomorrow foreal tho!!!!
I started fasting today so far so good
Latisha Harris whooohooo hunny!!! Today is a brand new day and I think I just think Im gone join ya. Keeping you lifted in prayers Tisha. We got this! Ummm as Im writing how come food on my mind? Lawd help me! I got this. yup! woosah! Power of the mind! When I feel hungry Im gone have to pray and hold my mouth open and ask God to feed me some spiritial chicken! lol. Real talk.. you go girl! Wishing You the best!
"well I'm only one stomach flu away" though haha
" I'm only one stomach flu away "
- Annie
Laying in bed with the flu and I ain't just one stomach flu away from looking good. You're making me crack up tho. Ty
I was laughing so hard. This reminds me of some of my friends. They will eat a double bacon cheeseburger, x-large fries, apple pie, ice cream sundae and onion rings. Then drink a diet soda because they are watching their weight. Lol.
rotflol! Not realizing the "diet" soda is even worse for them than the regular soda.
so true!
"I am one stomach flu away from being like Teyanna Taylor in that video: LMAO! You are a special kind of crazy.
Damn some of this was too real lol 😂 Got me laughing and thinking about my life choices 😂😂
Her laugh at that Reese's part..! Had me on the floor!! 😂😂
Girl this was so on point!!! Especially mixing different foods together. I'm not big (yet) but I got big girl tendencies lol
Sarita Smith , " big girl tendencies ! " .... LoL 😁✌🤗
You stay eating in your videos!!! Lmbo
ITS SO TRUE THOOO lmao!!!
:'D frfr
Quentin BMe I say u can get something while out, no need to take with. (Starbucks, two venti raspberry mochas, SHUM-balalala....) Also, I rarely take food into basement where I sleep. A Quarter Pounder with Cheese, tops. (That midnight hunger...)
Quentin BMe It's 'cause her sugar low,lol.
I got two words for you Lexi: Love you! Because you are FUN-NEE!
I know this is an old vid, however, that's me all day when it comes to ordering a salad. I SCREAMED!!! You are hilarious.
Ms. Lexi!! 😂😂😂 I got 2 words for this video "TOO REAL". I'm done, I'm not gone talk about it no more. 2 more words "GUIL-TY". I'm done, really. 2 last words, "BEEN THERE". I'm done this time. Love you and thanks for the morning laugh. 😘 #bitesizedfoodisdeceptive #fatfreecandyisthedevil
Lexi looks so pretty! And I swear the cabbage soup diet works I did it and I lost 7 pounds in a week!!!
Raw foods will have you dropping that weight too, first time she and I did it...I don't think she made it 48 hours, but she redeemed herself at a later date!
Tiombe Nucklos lol yea those raw foods help a bunch
I actually like that soup too lol
"Fish is supposed to be good for you!"as she's eating swedish candy fish.😂
When she said thicker than snicker too funny. I died and came back after hearing that...
I love the 5 bite challenge 😂😂😂
The eat anything you want within an hour diet and nothing else throughout the day. This diet was out years ago.
Are you serious?
I love this girl!! 😍
Yo that cabbage soup diet will have you soooo cranky be the morning of day 2, don't do it!
meikoblock my aunt did it... by day 2 she was about ready to strangle everything that moved...and she was on her period so that made it so much worse...and funnier 😂😂😂
@@mikip282 LMAO
J Diamond I did it for 7 days twice
You forgot, "I don't eat EVERYBODY'S COOKING."
please do more bewitched vids!
ikr
blkbarby yes
The crying parts are so funny because that IS how we do when we are stuggling to get rid of ANYTHING that is not good for us but we are addicted. Well, in reality it's not funny but at this moment IT IS,!!!!
Ion even think that's a salad anymore 🤦🏿♀️🤣🤣
"I am only one stomach flu away from looking like Teyana Taylor in that video" deeeeaaaaaddddd 😂😱⚰
But when you said you had a new drink! "Bae how many calories in that peach ciroc!" I was hollering! 😂😂😂😂😂
I like the part when she says" I like air "towards the end
I feel so exposed...I've said damn near all of this....
I CLICKED SO FAST
FACTS lol
Samee
4:38 😂😂😂😂 she had a bite of that honey bun and then spoke in tongues for minute!! #ImDead.😂😂😂😂😂🙌
LMAOooooooo why is this so accurate
“I am one stomach flu away from looking like Teyana Taylor in that video!” Lmbooooo!!! I can’t with her!! Too funny!!!
I love your videos - you are funny as hell and we need a woman like you on SNL ! Sooooooo clever much love and respect !
😂😂😂that stomach flu is serious
Ilene Gauthiers That is funny😂😂
This video good for no reason good 😂
ShannonWay , LoL 😁✌
That lemonade diet had me feeling crazy. 😂
SANDWICH!!! I'm so dead, did you like hide a camera in my kitchen or nah? 😂😂😂
The Reese's part tho: What are they.. child proof?..Her reaction tho..I'm dying😂😂
Nicki Brown "Now this is some bullsh** right here!"
I just died at " Imma just eat acorns, grass and air." 😂😂😂💯
When she speaks about when she will start her diet, sounds like all of my clients of color after they have hired me as their trainer!😆😝
Watched this eating a bag of cookies. They did have raspberries in them though.
D MM yes get your fruit in ! Y
"Ima just eat acorns grass and air. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl, You need your own TV series. You'll be a billionaire in no time!!!
Now I know I can eat the shit outta anything with "little" in it...LITTLE THE CALORIES duuuuhhh 😂😂😂😂
omg this was great! For some reason, I was just thinking of your videos today and by coincidence you upload one :D
BEEN WAITING ON ANOTHER VIDEO FOR AGES BABY ILY💕
Ikrr!!!
"Don't nobody want a bone BUT a dog"😭😭😭
I was dying watching this
😂😂😂😂😂I cannnnnnnt Lexi stop it!!!!😣😣😣😅
#skinnythick #deadondafloor 😲😆👌😂😂😂
the speaking in tongues while eating the honeybun part had me dying. 😂😂😂😂
lol this made my week! BTW, you're gorgeous :)
Acorns, grass, and air. 😆
😂😂😂 I love you Lexi!!!
love you back
love u lexi can u make some more gospel songs
+lexitelevision Lexi I love u
4:37-4:38
ehhhshadadadaboh
yea @elijah ealy it was funny to me so I had to.
Lol really
girl! LEX just took me in when she did that 😂😂😂😂
she did better than i would have trying to spell it out. LOL
Haaaaa! Lexi did that scene from Lean on Me when Mr. Clark went to Kanisha's house with the assistant principal! "I don't want her to see me like this no mo'!" I can't with Lexi!
HILARIOUS! i WAS ROLLIN ON THE FLOW ON THIS VIDEO. YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
Did she just bust out singing Caribbean Queen 😂😂😂😂
WHEN SHE SAID THE PEPSI TASTED "WOODSY." I AM WEAK BAHAHA
I'm crying when you hollered SANDWICH!! And Reece's are my favorite candy, hilarious! Love you!!!
I'm big bone everybody says that lol.