This song should be played in all the airports ever. Funky's theme from DKC1 was arguably more epic, but how could you not want to groove to this theme?
All the dislikes are from kremlings and k rool But for real though this is an incredibly underrated song. Everyone talks about funky's theme from the first game and sweeps this one under the carpet
I so miss hearing Funky's theme song from the second game. Sooner or later Donkey Kong fans will want to breakdance thanks to this. I'd certainly want to.
funky: ¿donde esta mi virginidad? donkey: se fue funky: seeeeee fuuueeee? funky: me la metiste amigo como pudistes donkey donkey kong con mirada de espand donk cranky: violastes a funky no tengo otra artenartiva excepto matarte donkey: ¿QUEEEEEEEeeeee? donkey cantando: yo no se la eh metido me culpan de ser un pervertido
Parodiador Animado's side Funky Kong: DONDE ESTA MI V!RG!N!DAD? Donkey Kong: C fue Funky Kong: C FUE!? Davuuwart's side SEGUIMOS EN LOS AÑOS 90 TÍO. P**OS AÑOS 90
One of my future plans is to become a math lecturer at university, and if I get a job like that then I promise that I will play this track for the students before the beginning of some of my lectures.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, about how I became prince of a town called Donkey Kong Country 2-Air.
When I was a kid I used to like the first Funky theme better. (I liked a few things from the first game better) But now that I'm a bit older (22 to be exact), I now think the second one is THE BEST. That drum beat is infectious as hell! This as well as Swanky's theme are some of my favorite Donkey Kong songs. Just another great gem on the 16 bit crown of gaming music
Step 1: Hop onto Funky's Flights. Step 2: Go to the first level. Step 3: FARMMMM. Step 4: Head back after acquiring 15+ lives and Banana Coins. Step 5: Lose all lives and/or Banana Coins. Step 6: Repeat.
Hey dude. You know, on the way over here I tried to think of something to say. Some, righteous wisdom, thought it would get you back to your old self, but in the end, i guess things wouldn't work like that. As much as i wish this was just boogie boarding in the shallow end, its not. Love is a strange thing dude. I mean, we're all primates right? And our social bonds can be, mega gnarly to the max. And I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal with bogusnes at this level. I want you to know, i am here for you. Whatever you need, I am your main monkey. I am the ape, to get you through this scrape and through is the way to go homeslice, through is the way to go. You know, we have this tendency to ignore wackness until it festers and eats us alive and sometimes you try to go around it bit let me tell you something dude. Go through it. Process it. Break it down. Examine it. Its like, hopping on rambi And busting into a bonus level. Its the only way to rebuild yourself in a healthy way. It took me a long time to learn that after my divorce. I mean look im not trying to sound like a shrink or know-it-all im honestly just here to be your homeboy but if your not ready to rap about it right this sec, that's chill, but know that I've got your back. You are in an extremely heinous and uncool situation. I love you, and i want you to live your best life possible. You know, i don't know if it will help, but my people have this parable about divorce. It was, ah yeah, um, "Woah dudes my name's funky kong. My bodacious jumbo barrel will take you to any point on the island. Most unfortunately, it will only send you to a place you have already been to, which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you. Yo gorillas, go see old man cranky he can help you out. You dudes need lives or something? Jungle hijinx is the place for that. If you guys see candy on your way out, tell her i will give her surfing lessons anytime. Yeah crucial kongs, if you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet. Looking good kongs. Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here. Looking good dudes. Im Funky the main monkey and my new funky's flights can take you anywhere on crocodile isle, provided you have already checked it out before, of course. Cruise over to the barrel man, and ride the skies. Come jump into my jet and jive, Clive. Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool. Awesome playing kongs. Everything is cool guys. We're looking ready to ride and catch some clouds. Drop in with the other kongs dudes. We're all here to help you guys. All flights clear dudes. Choose and cruise. Checking me out again huh? Catch you later dudes. Wicked! Shes all tuned up and ready to go. Way cool. Pick a flight and you're outta sight. Pick it and kick it kongs, you're a-ok. Remember, Funky's the monkey. I fly 24 hours you know. Take it easy kongs. Call again good buddies. Stay loose guys. Not enough, man. I got a new surfboard to pay for. Oh no, looks like you need to score more to score. Tough break kongs, shes too cool for your pocket. Sorry dudes, that one costs more to run than you've got. What a bummer eh? Try to find a few more tokens y'know? Uncool. That's costly cruising, and you ain't in the picture guys. Yo dixie what's happening. I've set up my smoking new boat on this island, but that's not all, I've also brought your excellent cousin kitty kong along for the ride. He may be a toddler, but if you let him throw you upwards, you'll almost reach the stars. Oh yeah, and if you throw him, his humongous body can smash the floor of some areas, trust me. What's up? Have you got anything new i can use? Hey-hey Funky's in the zone. Cash is not a problem for kongs, because my boats you can loan. I am the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. Yo hombres, got anything new yet? If you see that loser at the big house, tell him to keep it down at night. I've got to get my beauty sleep. Any idea who that major dweeb who lives at the top of that tower is? Hey, those heinous boss men have a hoard of items. If you find anything, bring it back here, huh? Freak out, Freak out, spare parts for my boats are what its all about. Uh-uh yeah. What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, ya dig? Wicked. I only need a few more parts to get my vehicles going. Keep an eye out for those items kongs, im a few parts short of my next invention. A patch? Oh yeah,this is just what i needed. Hang on for a couple of seconds kongs, and I'll get you a cool new tub for you to rub-a-dub-dub. Woah, bogus stocking kongs, get my crate back in here before that clumsy bizarre part sits on the rocks. Hey kongs. A ski? Not too shabby, problem is though, im gonna need his partner before i can get you on your way. Why hey, you've got two skis. I've now got all the parts to make you the ultimate ride. What right there kongs, while i get you my latest and greatest boat yet. Bonkers. I've built in a cool new turbo feature that'll be sure to take it to new heights, just press the white button. Hey. Someones told you I've been a bit busy lately? Well it's something a bit special. If you could find all the DK coins, then you could put them down as a deposit for my ultimate ride. Come back once you've got some more kongs, I'll keep you informed on how close to the jackpot you are. Still 25 coins short of the deposit for my top gear. Unbelievable type of a situation, you've found all of the DK coins. Im sorry kongs, i didn't think you'd find them all new to show you. Hey kongs, just kidding you know. May i introduce you to my finest and coolest creation yet, the Funky Copter. Time to catch some rays. Don't stay away for too long,huh? Bust a move, got a groove. Gotta go kongs, surf's up. Take it real easy kongs. Hang five kongs. Catch you later kongs. I'll be seeing you later kongs." Yeah its kinda long, but i thought it was appropriate. Hmm me and you dude. We're gonna make it through. You are a radical person and you deserve the most smoking life possible. We all love you.
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im in the middle of the desert just listening to this
What. Then how do you have connection if you’re in the middle of a desert?
@@GodzillaLordofallMonsters mobile data I would assume
Krimp well that makes sense.
Damn dude you’ve been out there just vibing for 3 years?
You were on yiay
*T H E M A D M A N*
Trump
The spaceman
Oooh that's right TrumpSC used this on his videos
@@Mene0wait what?
The things Rare could do with the SNES sound chip is absolutely incredible in hindsight.
I didn't fully appreciate this when I was younger.
Seriously!
I definitely did. Even at 11 years old, I saw the magic.
i guess you could say, Rare did something rare with that soundchip
im sorry
@withthescienceteam no you're not!!
Funky...
Funky!...
Despierta amigo!!...
F: "¿Donde esta mi virginidad?"
@@TehLoco23 D: "Se fue"
F: "¿¡SE FUE!?"
@@FanNumero1DeLaGranja Me la metiste amigo, como pudiste Donkey?
¿Violaste a Funky? No tengo otra alternativa excepto matarte D:
This song should be played in all the airports ever.
Funky's theme from DKC1 was arguably more epic, but how could you not want to groove to this theme?
is it still epic to this day?
If it was played in airports, all the flights would be late because everyone is too busy listening to this banger.
Funky's Flights airport
@@jackjensensplaythroughsrev49hel yeah
Funky: WHERE'S MY VIRGINITY?! 😡
Donkey: Its gone. 😶
Funky: IT'S GONE?! 😱
Funky: You put it in friend, how could you that donkey?
Cranky: Did you rap3 Funky? I have no choice but to kill you
Donkey: I didn't put it in him~
They judge me for being a pervert~
@@reddragon8488 I didn't put it innn, they accuse me of being a perveeeert
Funky: Hold on.
Fly, fly, you don't need luggag-
JSJAJAHWHA increible
this is not a funky kong theme, it's THE funky kong theme:D
hi man 11 years lol
This songs been going thru my head for the last 25 years. Glad i found it again
Yeah buddy. Had to come jam it again!
Where you asking your friend like "Hey do you remember what this song is called?"
*Starts Beatboxing and Making Monkey Noises*
So much coolness and soul. My God this composer was blessed!
50% Good Theme song
50% DONDE ESTÁ MI VIRGINIDAD???!!
Se fue! D:
@@cosmicboy603 me la metiste amigo como pudiste donkey
@@DavidGomez-wt9cv *Expand Dong
*S E F U E E E E*
Me la metiste amigo, como pudiste Donkey?
-0:04 ¿DONDE ESTÁ MI VIRGINIDAD?
-se fue
-SE FUE
When I hear this, all I picture is Funky looking at the screen, smiling, and lifting his shades up.
Don't forget the board rocking back and forth.
OH......DAT......BASS.......THO
The Bass Line is honestly dope as hell ..
Funky: ¿¡Dónde está mi actor de doblaje!?
Donkey: Se murió
Funky: ¡SE MURIÓ!
._.
F
😔 que descanse en paz ❤️
Funky: !!lo mataste amigo como pudiste donkey?!!
fua directo a la tristeza
There's no more hardcore Nintendo game than DKC2
D84 My Dk game
Donkey Kong Country 3, Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze...?
Have to say Sonic is a very hardcore Nintendo game
Mario Strikers Charged
@@GodOfGreed it's the best Mario sports game and it's a shame they haven't made a sequel
The difference between this and Funky's Fugue pretty much sums up the difference between early and late 90s.
Never thought anyone would mention this but I always thought the same thing. Idk about DKC3 though cause it’s jazzy sounding
This has gotta be one of the most underrated tunes from the game imho. Goes ludicrously hard
As the old saying goes, "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
Me playing dkc 1 2 and 3 in a nutshell
Yes, I'm not killing much of them, but forgot their names
Someone's breaking in!!!??!
@@lowearthsurferjust the storm dick, sit down
DONDE ESTÁ MI VIRGINIDAD?!
Se fue
SE FUEEEEEEEEEE?!!! ME LA METISTE AMIGO, COMO PUDISTE DONKEY?
¿En qué parte Donkey se la mete a Funky?
0:04
Funky: Donde esta mi virginidad?
Donkey: Se fue? c:
Funky: SEEE FUEEE!? D: Me la metiste amigo! Como pudiste, Donkey!? >:c
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Violast3 a Funky, no tengo alternativa excepto mayarte
@@MrOnepiecem7 :0
¿Dónde está mi virginidad?
Funky Kong -2018
Se fue
@@lorenzogallo5616 !!SEEEE FUEEEEEE!!??
@@reddragon8488 me la metiste amigo como pudiste donkey
Literalmente vine aquí por eso XD
@@eldoncomedia4543Donkey:😏
Cranky:Violaste a Funky no tengo alternativa excepto matarte
Donkey:Queee
Funky: Donde esta mi virginidad?
Donkey: Se fue
*ＳＥ ＦＵＥＥ*
@JOSE AZZARITI COMO PUDISTE DONKEY!
**E X P A N D D O N G**
Cranky: ¿¡¡violaste a funky!!?, No tengo otra alternativa excepto matarte
@Edgar Velázquez Sujetate vuela vuela no hace falta equipa...
Game over
Me: CONFUSED CONFUSING CONFUSION
Funky Kong confirmed for Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Dat Kurumi picture
not the theme, though... **sob**
That game is a disappointment. Same with DKC returns
Hatsune miku Nice job, Hatsune! I predict: WALUIGI for smash!
YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING PREDICTED IT
Causa.
Despierta Funky
Se fue
se fueeeeeee???
Jona Leguizamon me la metiste amigo... cómo pudiste Donkey!?
All the dislikes are from kremlings and k rool
But for real though this is an incredibly underrated song. Everyone talks about funky's theme from the first game and sweeps this one under the carpet
Man hell no I love the first one but the second one got me. Honestly I think DKC2 has a better soundtrack in general.
DONDE ESTA MI VIRGINIDAD?!?!
se fueee
S E F U E 🌚
Me la metiste amigo! Cómo pudiste Donkey?!
@@bigtimespidey38Donkey:😏
Cranky:Violaste a Funky no tengo alternativa excepto matarte
Donkey:Quee
@@Redman-y7y Yo no sé la he metido🎶
Me culpan de ser un pervertido 🎶
@@bigtimespidey38 Funky:Suejetate
Vuela vuela no te hace falta equipaje(chocan con las torres gemelas✈️🏢)
@@Redman-y7y GAME OVER
DÓNDE ESTÁ MI VIRGINIDAD??
Se fue D:
@@mr_charki6004 SE FUEE
@@mr_charki6004 me la metiste amigo, como pudiste Donkey?
MaizGOD 🌽💎
chad feliz
"Scout! *STOP!* I _DARE_ you."
*Continues to spam cinderblock *
Good animation that was
EeeEEEeeHh *cinderblock*
Boab...
Yipp...
Boab...
Yipp...
@@CrimsonStag05 *URGH* >:(
*NEW FUNKY MODE!*
I so miss hearing Funky's theme song from the second game. Sooner or later Donkey Kong fans will want to breakdance thanks to this. I'd certainly want to.
S E F U E E E E ? !
Vamos a estrenar el nuevo modo funky con esta🔥🔥
Soy un simio muy ligero! Vean como me pajeo!
You know why you’re here ladies and gentlemen
We need a remastered version of this song. Its potential is great.
Maíz Feliz theme song
CHAD FELIZ 🌽
"Me la metiste amigo! Cómo pudiste donkey?!"
-El simio ligero
I used to just go to funky just for this song and just chill.
daaaaaammmmnnnn i use to just go there and watch funky surf, to listen to this wooooooooo
SE FUEEEEEEE
Join me in the year of 2021 Where this Randomly popped into your head....and now you are sitting here vibing to this beast of a song
Lol
Donde está mi v1rg1n1f@d?
Se fue
@@alejandroarroyo5124 SE FUE??
English comments: Such a badass theme
Spanish comments: ¿¡DÓNDE ESTÁ MI VIRGINIDAD!?
Se fue
1 mana quest: search for trumps outro music
2 mana spell: discover source in description
5 mana reward: fill you ears with value
profit
Dónde está mi v1rg1n1d@d
Se fue
@@PCjero Se fueeeeeeeee
@@Ben_Reilly_X me la metiste, amigo
@@alejandroarroyo5124 como pudiste donkey?
DONDE ESTA MI VIRGINIDAD?
-Se fue.
SE FUEEEEEEEE
ME LA METISTE AMIGO, COMO PUDISTE DONKEY
funky: ¿donde esta mi virginidad?
donkey: se fue
funky: seeeeee fuuueeee?
funky: me la metiste amigo como pudistes donkey
donkey kong con mirada de espand donk
cranky: violastes a funky no tengo otra artenartiva excepto matarte
donkey: ¿QUEEEEEEEeeeee?
donkey cantando: yo no se la eh metido me culpan de ser un pervertido
Si funny
Sujetate, vuela vuela no te hace falta equipaje AAAAHHH *Game over
De onde é essa frase?
@@gatopreto9236 de un ytph de donkey kong country la serie
We did it boys we won
#001
Official lyrics from Rare:
Booty
Booty
Booty
Booty (Woo)
Booty Booty
Booty (Woo)
Booty Booty
Booty
Booty Booty
Booty
Booty Booty
Repeat 4 more times.
Lmaooo
SE FUE
COMO PUDISTES DONKEY
YA FUNKY BOI IS BAAAACK
This actually reminds me of Funky Stadium's music
Como pudiste donkey 💀
El tema del Maíz God.
Parodiador Animado's side
Funky Kong: DONDE ESTA MI V!RG!N!DAD?
Donkey Kong: C fue
Funky Kong: C FUE!?
Davuuwart's side
SEGUIMOS EN LOS AÑOS 90 TÍO. P**OS AÑOS 90
SPAM COMMENT BOTS ARE NOT ALLOWED
LOS BOTS DE COMENTARIOS SPAM ESTÁN PROHIBIDOS
Despierta funky
Donde esta mi virginidad >:( ?
Se fue
*SE FUEEEEE*
me la metiste amigo como pudiste donkey
God Maíz Feliz Theme Song
Genesis Fans: we have the most Radical console in the world!
Snes Fans: *Hold my flying surfboard.*
Genesis music: Pathetic.
Jesus, I didn't remember that comment that I had made.
@@martedoddles5389 foda
@@bowserpog4110 oloko tu é brasileiro?
@@martedoddles5389 ss kkkk
Time to get Funky!!
The Greatest superhero of all time
*OF ALL TIME*
F:Donde esta mi virginidad?
D:se fue
F: se fueeeee
F: me la metiste amigo :(
Como pudiste donkey !
@Hypersonic 7950 Vuela vuela no te hace falta equipa... 9/11 y game over de Donkey y Diddy todo madreados
One of the best song of the DK country game with the best songs.
I love that shlt.
One of my future plans is to become a math lecturer at university, and if I get a job like that then I promise that I will play this track for the students before the beginning of some of my lectures.
"Donde esta mi virginidad ?"
- Funky Kong
Se fue
@@Redman-y7y se fueee !!!?
@@jhonnyrts3332 Funky:Me la metiste amigo como pudiste Donkey
Donkey:😏
@@Redman-y7y kranky: violastes a funky, bueno no tengo otra opcion que matarte
@@jhonnyrts3332 Donkey:Queeee
the hip hop beat is so beasty! :)
Im EMO
4 seconds later
Im not EMO the suit is EMO
Dónde está mi virginidad?
@kirby gamer 999 SE FUEEEEEEE???
Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd
like to take a minute, just sit right there,
about how I became prince of a town called Donkey Kong Country 2-Air.
1 person was banned from taking Funky Flights again
Play it DJ! Let’s Dance! 🕺🏼
Jump in my jet and glide, Clyde!
I was really hoping for this song remixed for Brawl.
Am I the only one that has downloaded this game on my 3DS and went to Funky's Flights and just like listened to this for like an hour
Radical!
Real dandy, thank you value master.
Finalmente Achei Aquela Música Maneira Que O Sr.Wilson Do Canal Colônia Contra Ataca Usa Em Algum Momento Maneiro
Easily my second fav, I can see him on that flying surfboard everytime ❤❤❤❤
yeeees!! this made my day, love that theme
SO DAMN FUNKY
Of all time!
As a kid, I remember just sitting there listening to this 🎶
*I'm...EMO!!*
Sailin on that surf board of tunes with Funky for sure brother, yeeaa. Woah! Groovy Baby.
Pop Team Epic brought me back here again xD
Snes games have so good songs...this one is one of many of them
When I was a kid I used to like the first Funky theme better. (I liked a few things from the first game better) But now that I'm a bit older (22 to be exact), I now think the second one is THE BEST. That drum beat is infectious as hell! This as well as Swanky's theme are some of my favorite Donkey Kong songs. Just another great gem on the 16 bit crown of gaming music
Damn, I’m 9 years late but I just had to comment since I’m 23 and I felt the exact same as you !
@@avgnfandon2 I'm 31 now and still groovin! Thanks for commenting!
@@roarshach13 I think I still slightly prefer the first theme. But this theme is still amazing too
Step 1: Hop onto Funky's Flights.
Step 2: Go to the first level.
Step 3: FARMMMM.
Step 4: Head back after acquiring 15+ lives and Banana Coins.
Step 5: Lose all lives and/or Banana Coins.
Step 6: Repeat.
Con esta rola te toco la cola
Well, look at who got himself on the big screen!
I did all of the unit circle 100% accuracy to this song thank you 💯💯
T H E K O N G M A N
That sounds like a song that should play on warioware or rythem heaven fever
Hey dude. You know, on the way over here I tried to think of something to say. Some, righteous wisdom, thought it would get you back to your old self, but in the end, i guess things wouldn't work like that. As much as i wish this was just boogie boarding in the shallow end, its not. Love is a strange thing dude. I mean, we're all primates right? And our social bonds can be, mega gnarly to the max. And I am so incredibly sorry that you have to deal with bogusnes at this level. I want you to know, i am here for you. Whatever you need, I am your main monkey. I am the ape, to get you through this scrape and through is the way to go homeslice, through is the way to go. You know, we have this tendency to ignore wackness until it festers and eats us alive and sometimes you try to go around it bit let me tell you something dude. Go through it. Process it. Break it down. Examine it. Its like, hopping on rambi And busting into a bonus level. Its the only way to rebuild yourself in a healthy way. It took me a long time to learn that after my divorce. I mean look im not trying to sound like a shrink or know-it-all im honestly just here to be your homeboy but if your not ready to rap about it right this sec, that's chill, but know that I've got your back. You are in an extremely heinous and uncool situation. I love you, and i want you to live your best life possible. You know, i don't know if it will help, but my people have this parable about divorce. It was, ah yeah, um,
"Woah dudes my name's funky kong. My bodacious jumbo barrel will take you to any point on the island. Most unfortunately, it will only send you to a place you have already been to, which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you. Yo gorillas, go see old man cranky he can help you out. You dudes need lives or something? Jungle hijinx is the place for that. If you guys see candy on your way out, tell her i will give her surfing lessons anytime. Yeah crucial kongs, if you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet. Looking good kongs. Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here. Looking good dudes. Im Funky the main monkey and my new funky's flights can take you anywhere on crocodile isle, provided you have already checked it out before, of course. Cruise over to the barrel man, and ride the skies. Come jump into my jet and jive, Clive. Go get that K. Rool. He just ain't cool. Awesome playing kongs. Everything is cool guys. We're looking ready to ride and catch some clouds. Drop in with the other kongs dudes. We're all here to help you guys. All flights clear dudes. Choose and cruise. Checking me out again huh? Catch you later dudes. Wicked! Shes all tuned up and ready to go. Way cool. Pick a flight and you're outta sight. Pick it and kick it kongs, you're a-ok. Remember, Funky's the monkey. I fly 24 hours you know. Take it easy kongs. Call again good buddies. Stay loose guys. Not enough, man. I got a new surfboard to pay for. Oh no, looks like you need to score more to score. Tough break kongs, shes too cool for your pocket. Sorry dudes, that one costs more to run than you've got. What a bummer eh? Try to find a few more tokens y'know? Uncool. That's costly cruising, and you ain't in the picture guys. Yo dixie what's happening. I've set up my smoking new boat on this island, but that's not all, I've also brought your excellent cousin kitty kong along for the ride. He may be a toddler, but if you let him throw you upwards, you'll almost reach the stars. Oh yeah, and if you throw him, his humongous body can smash the floor of some areas, trust me. What's up? Have you got anything new i can use? Hey-hey Funky's in the zone. Cash is not a problem for kongs, because my boats you can loan. I am the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. Yo hombres, got anything new yet? If you see that loser at the big house, tell him to keep it down at night. I've got to get my beauty sleep. Any idea who that major dweeb who lives at the top of that tower is? Hey, those heinous boss men have a hoard of items. If you find anything, bring it back here, huh? Freak out, Freak out, spare parts for my boats are what its all about. Uh-uh yeah. What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, ya dig? Wicked. I only need a few more parts to get my vehicles going. Keep an eye out for those items kongs, im a few parts short of my next invention. A patch? Oh yeah,this is just what i needed. Hang on for a couple of seconds kongs, and I'll get you a cool new tub for you to rub-a-dub-dub. Woah, bogus stocking kongs, get my crate back in here before that clumsy bizarre part sits on the rocks. Hey kongs. A ski? Not too shabby, problem is though, im gonna need his partner before i can get you on your way. Why hey, you've got two skis. I've now got all the parts to make you the ultimate ride. What right there kongs, while i get you my latest and greatest boat yet. Bonkers. I've built in a cool new turbo feature that'll be sure to take it to new heights, just press the white button. Hey. Someones told you I've been a bit busy lately? Well it's something a bit special. If you could find all the DK coins, then you could put them down as a deposit for my ultimate ride. Come back once you've got some more kongs, I'll keep you informed on how close to the jackpot you are. Still 25 coins short of the deposit for my top gear. Unbelievable type of a situation, you've found all of the DK coins. Im sorry kongs, i didn't think you'd find them all new to show you. Hey kongs, just kidding you know. May i introduce you to my finest and coolest creation yet, the Funky Copter. Time to catch some rays. Don't stay away for too long,huh? Bust a move, got a groove. Gotta go kongs, surf's up. Take it real easy kongs. Hang five kongs. Catch you later kongs. I'll be seeing you later kongs."
Yeah its kinda long, but i thought it was appropriate. Hmm me and you dude. We're gonna make it through. You are a radical person and you deserve the most smoking life possible. We all love you.
Scout! Stop!
I dare you!
Myeah
Donde esta mi virginidad?
I want this to play every time Alolan Raichu pops up
I can see this being in a DK racing game for the menu when you customize your car