Water Trapped in Quartz Rock vs 60,000 PSI Waterjet - Enhydro Agate

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  • @meatba119
    @meatba119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    How old is your baby
    “Licks baby” about three

  • @leahbenbow1126
    @leahbenbow1126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    "I'm a little worried"
    "About?"
    "Death"
    *Licks water*
    One of the Best moments on this channel

    • @fellflowey2758
      @fellflowey2758 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Niko-ss5kd
      @Niko-ss5kd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      999th like 👍🏻

    • @MoarCrow
      @MoarCrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      congrats i am your 1000th like.

  • @amenaikhlaq9212
    @amenaikhlaq9212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    1948: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future
    2018: licking a 2 million year old rock

    • @Val-mh1bo
      @Val-mh1bo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shanaz Zubair LMFAOO

    • @joeyli4322
      @joeyli4322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The video was made In 2017

    • @walterclements1398
      @walterclements1398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *liking a rock to say its 2 million years old*

    • @amenaikhlaq9212
      @amenaikhlaq9212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Hickman true😂

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steven Hickman i dont think they would kill you boi, mabye back when they believed in witches but not after world war 2

  • @theGizmoGirl
    @theGizmoGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I thought they're going to examine the cultures under a microscope and give us insights on what grew in the petridishes. (I kept waiting..)

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. I though I'd hear the names of different bacteria and then there'd be something unidentified and scientists come to the conclusion that it's an airborne virus called corona 200 and we will all die within days.

    • @corruptedmember2568
      @corruptedmember2568 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      indeed

    • @abrahamalcocermorin5609
      @abrahamalcocermorin5609 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That test isn't accurate, you must take the samples in a sterile area, otherwise you'll catch microbes from the environment...

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4995

    Technically, all water we are using or drinking or seeing everyday is a few billion years old🤔

    • @danielbenjamin213
      @danielbenjamin213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yeah but The water is cleaned and somehow oceans and lakes keep the water fresh so the taste won't change I think I don't really know about these things but I'm just saying what I know.

    • @bton144
      @bton144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true

    • @kevingardner3654
      @kevingardner3654 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have a point.

    • @j3ll024
      @j3ll024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Abs0lut yeh

    • @thenotflatearth2714
      @thenotflatearth2714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dante Rivera oxygen is formed after the first stars die, and they are the product of fusion so that's few million years after big bang. Hydrogen is about 200 seconds after the big bang

  • @fedya618
    @fedya618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    First super man in youtube who can say the exactly age just by licking

  • @madmayhem2000
    @madmayhem2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Meet patient zero

    • @duckerton9928
      @duckerton9928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Tchadej heh I get it 😂

  • @ChickenNoodle0404
    @ChickenNoodle0404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    And this is where covid 19 really came from.

    • @billywest4031
      @billywest4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BRUH

    • @jiro3164
      @jiro3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope the covid came from is from the chinese because they eat any they want to eat

    • @808SLIMOFFICIAL
      @808SLIMOFFICIAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jiro3164 Youre taking it too literally. Hes joking in a sarcastic way.

    • @maran.ath4
      @maran.ath4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jarlbalgruufthegreater1758
      @jarlbalgruufthegreater1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jiro3164 bruh the bat thing has been debunked like a year ago

  • @Jkpgs
    @Jkpgs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    This guy just predicted how old a rock is from tasting it. Teach me your ways.

    • @jaypond4368
      @jaypond4368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Just lick it and confidently say the first number that pops into your head

    • @Its_April-
      @Its_April- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol I seriously doubt his prediction is true with him just licking a rock 😂

    • @figure9883
      @figure9883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Its_April- its a joke

    • @paulgeoffrey9780
      @paulgeoffrey9780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is fake the rocks age cannot be said by licking😠😠😠😡

  • @Bo-kq8tn
    @Bo-kq8tn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    as a geology nerd I'm so mad you just destroyed such an incredible specimen, but also holy shit that's a surprising amount of germs in some old rock water, that was a rad experiment. I'm glad mitchel didn't die.

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      They didn't really find proof of anything, alot of mistakes with the experiment

    • @Molb0rg
      @Molb0rg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      it wasn't rock stuff. One thing they didn't do in that experiment, just take that stick and also move it on the surface of the gel, and also another thing just open it in the room and close.
      no bacterias in the water of the rock, pretty much guaranteed. there could be microcracks and such, we can't tell on the video. Assuming there wasn't, it was most sterile naturally occurring water sample they could get hands on.
      judging by the number of colonies it produced - a density of bacterias wasn't that high.
      but it just for fun, testing kinda done in the way, but if it would be a more serious stuff it would be done a bit differently. Despite of that - quite predictable results.

    • @RR67890
      @RR67890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a lot

    • @takanara7
      @takanara7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was just fungal spores from the air.

    • @ryanmoore5643
      @ryanmoore5643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On top of that, I don't think that taste alone can tell age. I know it can sometimes tell quantity, but if they seriously act like they can give an exact age on the rock by taste alone, they are denser than the rock itself.

  • @trecou
    @trecou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    *Licks rock*
    "Yeah this is definitely 2,579,424 years old".
    Then he gets scared to lick some water.

    • @bloodydylan9990
      @bloodydylan9990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is very desscriptive

    • @muharrem5481
      @muharrem5481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @neonzombie9337
      @neonzombie9337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trey Coughlin lmao

    • @avonbarksdale2564
      @avonbarksdale2564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And mustard ...and oil

    • @sulkoma
      @sulkoma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cool I was gonna ask how old the rock was, it's pretty cool how that guy was able to tell how old it was by licking it, he must be real smart!

  • @iSven
    @iSven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Imagine if there was an ancient virus

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Unlikely to survive in water for that long - no living organism to infect.

    • @lelandpniewski2896
      @lelandpniewski2896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@EmoPeter2000 it was a joke

    • @EmoPeter2000
      @EmoPeter2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lelandpniewski2896 Didn't seem like one.

    • @maverick885
      @maverick885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lelandpniewski2896 even if it was, he is just spitting out logiv

    • @definitely_vincible
      @definitely_vincible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmoPeter2000 r/woooooosh

  • @artonline01
    @artonline01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I was really praying that Mitchell would not turn into a zombie, but instead something like the Hulk. I recommend trying to make him angry. Just start being really passive aggressive with him about his choices in shoes. That should do it.

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I won the internet :)

  • @krw8461
    @krw8461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    Lol, gets infected with some super virus. Wipes out humanity. All because dome dude stuck his tongue inside a rock

    • @appieaka9316
      @appieaka9316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Can i donate you some money You made my day

    • @ohnono6150
      @ohnono6150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You are right this guy is actually dumb

    • @Hi-vf9wx
      @Hi-vf9wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like a cheap scenario

    • @valenxia9517
      @valenxia9517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DOVAWIRL “dome dude”

    • @RenoxHQ
      @RenoxHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Appie Aka you can donate me money

  • @kittenmitts8883
    @kittenmitts8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    *licks rock*
    2 mil 579k 400 and-*licks* yep 24 years old
    ...
    seems legit

    • @victormorales4223
      @victormorales4223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kitten Mitts 💀😂😂😂

    • @janjett1
      @janjett1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh😂👌🏻

    • @cutiepieaj9112
      @cutiepieaj9112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahaha

    • @danielmegson2349
      @danielmegson2349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep llllllleeeeeegggggiiiiiiittttt

    • @JJahat
      @JJahat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is legit, "is this the true power of geologists?"

  • @Desklamp1234
    @Desklamp1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    10 years later "so how the hell did the zombie virus start??"
    "Some dude licked 2 million year old water for the lols" 🤣🤣

    • @DeathracerXD
      @DeathracerXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jake Shire well it just fucking became true

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well have I got a story for you

    • @garfield9214
      @garfield9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy shit corona

    • @jeremy-ws1rb
      @jeremy-ws1rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeee totally turned me into a zombie

    • @drsatyamupadhyay
      @drsatyamupadhyay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man predicted it

  • @MrJonnieConcrete
    @MrJonnieConcrete 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    So, how did the human race end?
    A) North Korean Nukes
    B) Evil Facebook AI
    C) some dude licked stale water

    • @HERO_POSTING
      @HERO_POSTING 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's like plague inc. This dude drinks bad water, 3 years latter we're all worshiping brain-controlling parasites.

    • @HERO_POSTING
      @HERO_POSTING 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, but thats filtered. And they haven't been sitting undisturbed sense pre-historic times.

    • @KorieHulsey
      @KorieHulsey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrJonnieConcrete C

    • @maxanderson2925
      @maxanderson2925 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

    • @dragonwoodland4773
      @dragonwoodland4773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D.)

  • @SirNikto
    @SirNikto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Isn't all water old

    • @SkyIHigh
      @SkyIHigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yup

    • @AlexoYK444
      @AlexoYK444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🧠💥

    • @richardspence7501
      @richardspence7501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bleach Exterminator I have had old water every time I get knocked down in the water at the beach.

    • @SirNikto
      @SirNikto 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Spence lol

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty much every science, religion, and creed agree that water was one of the first molecules formed as the earth cooled. I mean, duh... It's a really simple molecule, with quite readily available materials, given the time-frame.

  • @domino8182
    @domino8182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    'I wonder when this lollipop was made'
    *licks*
    Yep... hmm 35 years, 2 months...
    *licks again*
    35 years, 2 months, 24 days, 5 hours, 7 minutes
    I'm probably going to die for the next 2 days.

    • @matomatic2167
      @matomatic2167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Logic.

    • @Fastskull
      @Fastskull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, when I’m 100 I’ll die for 10 days and then come back *facepalm

    • @blackbirdnoodle9546
      @blackbirdnoodle9546 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhah funny

    • @ross.0304
      @ross.0304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same logo

    • @jadenengeman7341
      @jadenengeman7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DannyTheGamerPR yeah he's so dumb

  • @Matt-lx6cj
    @Matt-lx6cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    This is how the virus started

    • @WaterjetChannel
      @WaterjetChannel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Nothing to see here

    • @BebeBoi674
      @BebeBoi674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone ate bat poop as a dare?

    • @bruh-bn3ni
      @bruh-bn3ni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BebeBoi674 that's what they want you to think, but it was actually this guy

    • @BebeBoi674
      @BebeBoi674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bruh-bn3ni Have you heard of Dr. Brouchkov who allegedly injected himself with a virus that is estimated to be 3.5 million years old?

    • @richardespinoza2839
      @richardespinoza2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BebeBoi674 china

  • @dazhibernian
    @dazhibernian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    It's probs past the sell by date.

    • @michaelchacon3689
      @michaelchacon3689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dazhibernian 😂

    • @Dan-qw8di
      @Dan-qw8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      dazhibernian I'd give it a few months those sell by dates are pretty innacurate.

    • @jamesgeese
      @jamesgeese 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dazhibernian probs? God

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      water does technically ''expire''. Bacteria in a closed water bottle at room temp will reproduce the fastest and make the water stale

    • @ajthejzguy2716
      @ajthejzguy2716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol my state test essay was about that and how its inaccurate💀

  • @the8jrfan
    @the8jrfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    Ok finally a video with an authenticity taste test.

    • @gunmath6115
      @gunmath6115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Authentic*

    • @mcmilleee6279
      @mcmilleee6279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GUNMATH thank you

    • @TVChi
      @TVChi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally

    • @akiraotoishi5756
      @akiraotoishi5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the8jrfan Within that water the cure to cancer, the answer to all diseases.
      Some guy drinks it.

    • @mr.skipper4173
      @mr.skipper4173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meme King welp. Hes cured now

  • @narcissismincarnate9201
    @narcissismincarnate9201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    You didn’t even season that rock.

    • @insolentish4529
      @insolentish4529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Narcissism Incarnate white people don't season their food

    • @xvirlazaro
      @xvirlazaro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Insolentish Shhhhit, they “season” their bread with fucking water, saying it’s too bland. 💀💀

    • @justdoingourthang9919
      @justdoingourthang9919 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @meatba119
      @meatba119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @blkgirlytb
      @blkgirlytb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insolentish stop stereotyping. I'm black and I use pepper and salt as seasoning. What do you use? Bbq-sauce???!

  • @alextoledox
    @alextoledox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Imagine ebola 2 was inside that xdddd

    • @orangegouice
      @orangegouice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't it be Ebola 0?

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top Quality Meme Master no it would be ebola 1, ebola 1 would end up being ebola 2

    • @MrsKatieninja
      @MrsKatieninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Corona two now

    • @padddy48
      @padddy48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was

    • @mitmik_paree_ambadi
      @mitmik_paree_ambadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sfsaviation No it would be ebola-0...Just like they named zeroth law...

  • @account3935
    @account3935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    *catches 2 million year old disease*

    • @h.l.69
      @h.l.69 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clorox Bleach "look at me mommy, im overused meme" :D

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clorox Bleach
      He just has to drink you and he'll be fine

    • @account3935
      @account3935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H. L. That was my name before it was overused bruv.

    • @1insane614
      @1insane614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DNA only has a half life of 521 years

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gets disease and infects entire world

  • @claireglory
    @claireglory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    this guy is going to be the first superpowered human

    • @cazz2006
      @cazz2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      green house I wonder the amount of energy in the water? Any way of finding out what properties would be different. It's like science now agrees that everything is energy and crystals must have a huge amount after millions of years of constant pressure or heat. I still think to this day there is more to crystals than what we are told.

    • @ayaabouzarbia9276
      @ayaabouzarbia9276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's fake the world isn't 2million years old

    • @crazzydan
      @crazzydan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Aya Abouzarbia Are you joking? The earth is around 54 billion years old.

    • @bahamut8199
      @bahamut8199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re off by about 50billion there mate, it’s around 4.5 billion years old

    • @daylanpoore2203
      @daylanpoore2203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how long has earth existed then??????
      the funking dinosaurs lived here 65 motherfunking million years ago its common funking knowledge
      walks away shaking my head

  • @ytho5863
    @ytho5863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "I'm a little worried."
    "About what?"
    "...death..."

  • @mazda6283
    @mazda6283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Does this work on PS4?

    • @fatbastard9147
      @fatbastard9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hero only if you buy it on the online version

    • @calebook7720
      @calebook7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s also 5 GB

    • @103caleb
      @103caleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Roblox Bros comes with a battle pack

    • @imthatextrakid8292
      @imthatextrakid8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but you have to buy the extended version to unlock a secret side story called “wiping out humanity”

    • @HeinkelYeetus
      @HeinkelYeetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo did it work

  • @danieyzrstudio6420
    @danieyzrstudio6420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    *PLOT TWIST,THAT WAS DINASOUR'S PEE*

    • @danieyzrstudio6420
      @danieyzrstudio6420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waterjet Channel Hahahah. Miracle😂😂

    • @imglendanzig
      @imglendanzig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao dino pee

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      x ShaRkz *Jurassic Park theme intensifies*

    • @LB-xu4mh
      @LB-xu4mh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      x ShaRkz Oh no... Not again :(

    • @adumsundler4397
      @adumsundler4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      x ShaRkz Dinosaurs lived much before that.

  • @Cutie-hw2qo
    @Cutie-hw2qo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    *tastes*
    Mhm it’s def a Caramel Frappuccino with skim milk and no whip cream or drizzles and extra ice and topped with vanilla powder

    • @h4ze91
      @h4ze91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CutiePieics101 you too

    • @bootymuncher6928
      @bootymuncher6928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah a venti Caramel Frappuccino with nonfat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar. With 4 chocolate drizzle, 6 1/2 pumps of caramel drizzle, 3 espresso shots mixed in, extra whipped cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, one pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coding the bottom, cinnamon dolce, and just a pinch of matcha powder.

  • @mrboleus8240
    @mrboleus8240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Nice plot for low budget movie..

    • @shaes9031
      @shaes9031 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MR BOLEUS GENIUS

    • @cuma212
      @cuma212 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cobra vs python one of my favorite low budget movies

  • @THEGENTELMAN007
    @THEGENTELMAN007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This reminds of my microbiology master days when grades were deducted for opening petri plates outside leminar air flow

    • @mrrec0very956
      @mrrec0very956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s your career now? Thinking about getting a masters in it

    • @mygymprogress561
      @mygymprogress561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To many big words

  • @ja1212az
    @ja1212az 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    The first zombie starts in youtube

    • @pappi8338
      @pappi8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jose Aguilar patient zero confirmed

    • @idkhowtheyfoundme
      @idkhowtheyfoundme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he also just destroyed a really old eco system for no fcking reason.......... good job man

    • @User-fe5yt
      @User-fe5yt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @renteryx2364
      @renteryx2364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Madness Nothing is in there, bacteria couldn't survive. So no ecosystem.

    • @mexazael8025
      @mexazael8025 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No there were zombies back then

  • @plaingaming566
    @plaingaming566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Breaking news: black plauge has been brought back from the dead for a youtube video

    • @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401
      @robinhoodwasasocialist.1401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HARDCORE GAMER the plague never completely disappeared. People still die from it occasionally

    • @VienerSchnitzel69
      @VienerSchnitzel69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you go to some of the deserts in Arizona there are still fleas that carry the Plague Bacteria. But funny joke.

    • @maxwellritz3156
      @maxwellritz3156 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      VienerSchnitzel New Mexico, too. Some of the big cats at a reserve outside of Albuquerque got killed off by it a few years ago.

    • @xshootertilidie
      @xshootertilidie 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Señor Jalapeño thanks to Mexicans for no technological advancement and an Overflow of drugs into schools filled with children.

  • @dylann123451
    @dylann123451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    He’s immune to Quartz water and Gas pumps. This man is only steps away from being invincible.

    • @-dubstepoverload-5458
      @-dubstepoverload-5458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dylan Desjarlais Somebody feed this guy a pint of plutonium

  • @ieatcaribou7852
    @ieatcaribou7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow, that's a pretty good water inclusion. They don't usually get that big.

  • @jamesfreud1
    @jamesfreud1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    You should've tested the ph and alkalinity of the water. I bet it was highly acidic, hence the stinging tongue.

    • @randomstuffguy8810
      @randomstuffguy8810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dimension7 lmao Nerd Alert

    • @randomstuffguy8810
      @randomstuffguy8810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dimension7 lol

    • @Defencce
      @Defencce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Giggity Goo you are hilarious dude wish we could all be a little more like you

    • @randomstuffguy8810
      @randomstuffguy8810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SauceTV lol thanks

    • @yazuhl
      @yazuhl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dimension7 speak english

  • @williamburke748
    @williamburke748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    You definitely contracted a venereal disease from the Jurassic era, i hope you don't get a dinosore

    • @spoonutensil6336
      @spoonutensil6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahhahahshhahhhahahahahahhahahhaha that's hilarious

    • @LaurentIpsum
      @LaurentIpsum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Goddamn, when are you gonna get a set up like that again?

    • @dandj175
      @dandj175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This didn't get enough recognition. I just dropped my phone laughing too hard 😂💀

    • @nolongerjuicyboiz4413
      @nolongerjuicyboiz4413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You spelt dinosaur wrong. Is this an r/wooooooooosh or am I the one joking and deliberately woooooooshing myself. Who knows.

    • @DJisAwesome
      @DJisAwesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UP UP UP.. Why dis so underrated

  • @tankbodypillow8701
    @tankbodypillow8701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Hot, I love drinking water that hasn't been filtered in anyway shape or form for thousands of years. 11/10 would drink again

  • @bradj753
    @bradj753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “The oldest water we can get our hands on”
    The Ocean: Am I a joke to you

  • @einarbrunnstrom8474
    @einarbrunnstrom8474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Oldest UNTOUCHED water

    • @Whitey23
      @Whitey23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anttid 420 i was like isn't all the water old? 🤔😂

    • @walter6385
      @walter6385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anttid 420 *T O C H C C*

  • @drchannel3639
    @drchannel3639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    So we licking rocks now ?

    • @reftjay3764
      @reftjay3764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m fucking crying laughing 😂😂

  • @jamesnw
    @jamesnw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    It's very likely that the quartz water had additional bacteria because they wacked it with a hammer and introduced particulates into it (besides what's already floating in the air). ;) A much more sterile room and process would have been much more interesting. Also, getting that quartz water under a microscope would be very interesting.

    • @bananajoe113
      @bananajoe113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Don't argue with a man who used the word particulates.

    • @discipleofhermes563
      @discipleofhermes563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That and the fact that the Quartz more or likely formed around a pool of water, capturing the water, the particles from the environment, oxygen and any bacteria living in the water at the time.

    • @maximodelatorre5676
      @maximodelatorre5676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, you are right, I have a bacteriology degree and its well known that the blood agar plate can be easily contaminated even with a breath if you are close the petri dish, because it has real animal blood and it works to grow almost any kind of bacteria on the environment, even some kind of fungus can grow easily if the spores are floating in the air, if they want to do a propperly culture of bacteria coming from the inside of the rock, they need to use latex gloves, face masks , a sterile nichrome handle and of course they need to work really close to a Bunsen burner and leave the petri dish inside a calibrated incubator at least if they want a reliable result, but the video still funny and very interesting.

    • @jamesnw
      @jamesnw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im sure if there was a magnified slow motion capture you could see the microscopic dust and debris exploding into the air on impact and settling in the liquid. You won’t see it so fast in this video.

    • @jacob416
      @jacob416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or they could drink it and see if he dies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @prodclippy
    @prodclippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For how long have you been doing youtube?
    "Licks profile pic"
    Yep About 4 years

  • @Thaumazo
    @Thaumazo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Fun fact, a study has been done sequencing the bacterial DNA in the water in enhydro agate rocks.
    Spoiler alert, it's just soil bacteria in it, specifically _Phyllobacterium_ an aerobic, gram-negative bacteria. It's not known to be pathogenic so you're good Mitchell (hopefully)!

  • @biomega8230
    @biomega8230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I would like to see that water with the microscope 😍

    • @sloughybird
      @sloughybird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Lol this video is dumb, all water is billions of years old XD

    • @Josh-uq7vu
      @Josh-uq7vu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'd like to see the cultures actually be analyzed.

    • @biomega8230
      @biomega8230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sloughybird yeah, but actuall wates is modifyed, that one was conserved.

    • @Infamouscoma885
      @Infamouscoma885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sloughybird no it’s not it’s all been recycled from the weather cycles this water is truly old!

    • @jacobmartincontreras
      @jacobmartincontreras 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that doesn't mean its not old. think about the water that has sat in caves for years or water at the bottom of the ocean that hasn't changed states in just as long.

  • @abundantharmony
    @abundantharmony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Pity to all the people that think he can actually tell the dates of rocks by licking them.
    This was absolutely hilarious guys. Keep it up!

    • @adriqueru
      @adriqueru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just reminded me of Molière from the Disney film "Atlantis"

    • @abseiduk
      @abseiduk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I blame the education system.

  • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
    @hamburgerhamburgerv2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wine people: my wine is 39 years old! 🤓
    *this guy:* THIS WATER IS 2,000,000 YEARS OLD

  • @201ne
    @201ne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Can you teach me to tell how old things are just by licking
    I have this old milk carton at the back of my fridge

    • @Thunderknotz4567
      @Thunderknotz4567 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated reply

    • @potatoalpacas6114
      @potatoalpacas6114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @PapaB41716
      @PapaB41716 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terps_one exactly thinking the same thing. How the eef.

    • @kau3954
      @kau3954 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG i have a rat on mine????is it a dino?????????? ILLUMATI CONFIRMED.....notice how i spelt illumanati wrong XD

    • @Spidercowyboy
      @Spidercowyboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XFamo playz you spelled it wrong again...

  • @mustardpikachu3597
    @mustardpikachu3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    This is how zombie outbrakes start..

    • @alexvandelft9952
      @alexvandelft9952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BunnyLovesHam by rock licking? :)

    • @mustardpikachu3597
      @mustardpikachu3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Alex van Delft yes by drinking the old water he was exposed to super bacteria that will infect him and turn him into a zombie

    • @GenesisRussell-jt2rp
      @GenesisRussell-jt2rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg what do we do???? is this real???

    • @notaverysmartcat
      @notaverysmartcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

    • @JELmatt
      @JELmatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BunnyLovesHam
      Ice in cold regions buried under layers of snow can contain unknown new viruses which we are not immune to...so yeah.

  • @NloboLobo
    @NloboLobo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    lmao hmmmm tastes like 2.5 million years old

    • @SkyIHigh
      @SkyIHigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmmmm yes sir, that seems about right

    • @tristant7882
      @tristant7882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And ummm 24years.... yeah

    • @p3404
      @p3404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @albeck1010
      @albeck1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nlobo1993 Lobo right like he how how 2millon years taste 😂😂

    • @Udayjeet_singh
      @Udayjeet_singh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this person tongue is 8 wonder of the world

  • @KiroPerida
    @KiroPerida 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:46 fckin love the conclusion 😂

  • @cerosmoke
    @cerosmoke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    all water is millions of years old...

    • @Fastman698
      @Fastman698 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pengu lmaoo

    • @ccapinding
      @ccapinding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      but not all trap in a rock for 2 million years

    • @cerosmoke
      @cerosmoke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      fair enough

    • @bunnygamer8563
      @bunnygamer8563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its as old as the earth I think cause its a circle

    • @sirsunman7826
      @sirsunman7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not exactly true considering alot of water evaporates into steam and then it cools down back to water. It is basiclly resicles every day but this water in preticular was traped in a rock for 2.5 million years and didn't go through that sooooooo

  • @AngieInSFsunset
    @AngieInSFsunset 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Identify the organisms grown in the petri dishes, please. Especially what grew in the dish streaked with the ancient water.

    • @dethhumful
      @dethhumful 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic response

    • @vitordanieleal
      @vitordanieleal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could take to a lab

    • @MusicMan3
      @MusicMan3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waterjet Channel no seriously y cant u do that? Cost u too much? Im unsubscribing this lame channel

  • @Ria-sd2ex
    @Ria-sd2ex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I usually lick things to figure out what they are too.

    • @Lemonflowers
      @Lemonflowers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maria Lawson That’s what she said

    • @XIX-Sage-XX
      @XIX-Sage-XX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sex ed must've been interesting then...

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bloodytulips s Exactly 😋

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Visualize Infinity Quite 😂

    • @ashleywong768
      @ashleywong768 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      poop

  • @glutitis
    @glutitis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Water can enter and exit these stones, herefore it is not of the same age , as the rock. It is called permeable mebrane.

  • @aryore2411
    @aryore2411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Sure, all water as in H2O is millions of years old. But THIS water, as in this exact composition of water and its impurities, has been lying perfectly undisturbed in that quartz while the waters around it have been getting muddied and evaporated and vomited forth by the heavens again. This is like, magic water, man.

    • @josephsmith9049
      @josephsmith9049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aryore water is water who cares

    • @Silentkiller2131
      @Silentkiller2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joseph Smith I do, did you know that water is not created by magic ? Sorry to tell you that but the water you drink has also been "evacuated" by your neighbors and some dinosaurs ;)

    • @beastlybeadin1804
      @beastlybeadin1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aryore stop just stop

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dono2000 you... you, I like your style. 👉🏾👉🏾

    • @Silentkiller2131
      @Silentkiller2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xcaluhbration See, we already share something!

  • @BeanGangTingle
    @BeanGangTingle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    At first I thought this was an old video that I've randomly come across but it was only yesterday a man drank million year old water...

    • @mizmartin6291
      @mizmartin6291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I want to be a Lime dude I’ve seen your profile pic in my dreams.

    • @flashv4941
      @flashv4941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

    • @cole-fortniteandmore7915
      @cole-fortniteandmore7915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to be a Lime lol

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Why y'all seeing that guy in your dreams?

    • @dqoutdoors5756
      @dqoutdoors5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      All water is way over a million years old and u drink it every day

  • @adheeshb8874
    @adheeshb8874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    That taste test was definitive...😂

  • @AC-pe1jk
    @AC-pe1jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I mean every water is 2 million years old, even more since every particle is the age of the universe

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's not, you can break water down and you can make new water you do every time you burn anything.

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Water boy would be proud "that's some high quality H2O!"

    • @desirepants
      @desirepants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jarid Gaming if it wasn't for football I would not be playing football today

    • @logankunz4784
      @logankunz4784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But m-m-moma said

    • @robmcferron8708
      @robmcferron8708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn't all water technically the oldest water?

    • @dardazaccur6129
      @dardazaccur6129 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So right

    • @dupsyyy
      @dupsyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jarid Gaming he wouldnt actually
      You see. They used the water thing to cut it open while that was happening the water was mixed with the one from the thing

  • @Nacman34g
    @Nacman34g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That's some high quality H20.

    • @CairnOwO
      @CairnOwO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Freeman H20 is the devil

    • @jessegoran5454
      @jessegoran5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is H20

    • @jessegoran5454
      @jessegoran5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hydrogen is bad for u XD

    • @CairnOwO
      @CairnOwO 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiz_Jesse :/ It's water.

    • @vtyler18
      @vtyler18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaaatoraaade

  • @core8967
    @core8967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    If you didn’t lick the Petrie dish, how can you be sure of the results

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Tastes old water and gets the bubonic plague and kills the whole world. Well 2018 was fun while it lasted.😕

    • @patrickbartin685
      @patrickbartin685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Mahler lol people every year get the bubonic plague and it’s easily curable. Also the bubonic plague didnt exist 2 million years ago

    • @chachymarin
      @chachymarin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick Bartin thats what i was gonna say lol,

    • @Imtimmahler
      @Imtimmahler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick Bartin I know. It was just a joke. I only said that because frankly that was the only widespread epidemic illness I could think of!😂😂😂

    • @Imtimmahler
      @Imtimmahler 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Marin great minds think alike!

    • @meowandysixxbatman9133
      @meowandysixxbatman9133 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim Mahler I HATE 2017

  • @jackgaetz5444
    @jackgaetz5444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Isn't all water the same age

    • @Chaseneiz
      @Chaseneiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah but the water in the Geo had been enclosed for 2 million years. While water outside has evaporated and else what.

    • @theangledsaxon6765
      @theangledsaxon6765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No. All the hydrogen is the same age, but water is made and broken all the time so it'll never be truly really that okd

    • @noriyakee
      @noriyakee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh sht *mindblown*

    • @oofhehe1769
      @oofhehe1769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Gaetz no you can make new water by using two part hydrogen and one part oxygen or h2o I know everyone knows this
      And this video was important cuz it shows water that's untouched in 200 years or so

    • @oofhehe1769
      @oofhehe1769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So if the two atoms are separated then it's not water

  • @jeffreyherrick2274
    @jeffreyherrick2274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    THIS IS SOME GOOD QUALITY, I COME HOME FROM SCHOOL TO SEE THAT YOU GUYS MADE A TRYING REALLY OLD ROCK WATER. I LOVE THE INTERNET.

  • @arturoesquivel243
    @arturoesquivel243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me: “im gonna sleep early tonight”
    my brain at 3 am:

  • @StayingAfloat
    @StayingAfloat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Basically all water is old...

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not true

    • @gooeydewys5151
      @gooeydewys5151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not on earth at least

    • @fennux6168
      @fennux6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Last Millenium but it never evaporated since they opened it

    • @chciken
      @chciken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Buddy, you create water just by being alive and having a metabolism. Not all water is old.

    • @Daniel-lx1jd
      @Daniel-lx1jd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Waterjet Channel matter cannot be created or destroyed. Only transformed.

  • @ohlawd3699
    @ohlawd3699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "We might have unlocked the plague. But it was a fun science experiment."...
    We that makes everything better. : (

    • @animeguy7192
      @animeguy7192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh Lawd ancient water borne plague that locked away.

  • @KiwiMeowo
    @KiwiMeowo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    thats some weird looking coconut

    • @Jyoshi0
      @Jyoshi0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ki wi .....................

    • @alaminkadir9543
      @alaminkadir9543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meowster the third r/whoosh

    • @Snfnrchy
      @Snfnrchy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ki wi lol

    • @craigwalker2761
      @craigwalker2761 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, maybe a new type?

    • @mexicanboner9980
      @mexicanboner9980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop just stop

  • @29933
    @29933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes you have to be aware, because licking old things are a risk.

  • @dadumb3
    @dadumb3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Is that really 2 million or is it 0

  • @matrix5539
    @matrix5539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Based on taste id say its a... Brazilian Enhydro Agate

    • @mikea6710
      @mikea6710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Based on taste,....” collapses: those were his last words

    • @dwaynevolcere4901
      @dwaynevolcere4901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based on the taste its s rock

  • @rileyglennwatters
    @rileyglennwatters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    im not sure about you, but thats pretty worrying that you just grew ANCIENT BACTERIA THAT HAS NOT BEEN SHOWN TO HUMANS BEFORE

    • @celh2656
      @celh2656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I know Beer Pony, i was wondering the same, geez they could've given that rock to scientists to analize it

    • @TheXr70
      @TheXr70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They didn't they firstly didn't use aseptic technique so everything from the air went on those plates, those q tips were prob covered in shit too

    • @Macferny
      @Macferny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheXr70 ....anyways the human techniques are useless against a prehistorical bacteria...

    • @rickybobby6409
      @rickybobby6409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beer Pony yep that how something like ebola starts

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you believe evolution, modern bacteria, even a simple cold are insurmountably more deadly then two million year old un-evolved bacteria. The chances of ancient bacteria developing a backdoor past out immune system by pure accident is almost mathematically impossible. Bacteria get more deadly by "Survival of the fittest" not "I hid in a rock, hue hue tricky me :3"

  • @conalbennett8259
    @conalbennett8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine there was some million year old deadly virus trapped in that rock water and Mitchell just drank it.

    • @Robo-xk4jm
      @Robo-xk4jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This man really found somewhere with a prnhub font put his name in it and put it as his profile pic

    • @conalbennett8259
      @conalbennett8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Robo-xk4jm you like it?

  • @stat1c-3allz83
    @stat1c-3allz83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    He rock hungry. I wish i could taste things to see how old they are.

    • @mcweezus9626
      @mcweezus9626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sTaT1C -3ALLz you do realize all the water on Earth is reused.

    • @stat1c-3allz83
      @stat1c-3allz83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ramen YT so i drink dinosaur piss. So that means.. clickbait?!

    • @epi734
      @epi734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sTaT1C -3ALLz you're hilarious. Btw he was making a joke when he tasted the Rock and felt how old it was.

    • @mcweezus9626
      @mcweezus9626 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sTaT1C -3ALLz basically

  • @alexlindsay392
    @alexlindsay392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It’s not necessary safe to be opening those after incubation. But it’s Science so whatever

    • @Fusdew
      @Fusdew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      shut up nerd

    • @wailingcactus454
      @wailingcactus454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's obviously not safe. but there is a possibility that anything could happen. he could get a new bacteria from the dinosaur age . or he just drinks plain water from a stone full of minerals. anything's possible, but yea I can agree that might not be safe.

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It may opened it self during and earthquake... so nothing that nature will do by itself

  • @Alex-yb6gy
    @Alex-yb6gy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I like how he took 7 numbers out of his ass to say how old the rock is.

  • @jameone5000
    @jameone5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He licks the the stone and knows all the stuff I never learned

  • @PollariusTheGreatest
    @PollariusTheGreatest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Isnt all water like super old lol

  • @elenacoxon2456
    @elenacoxon2456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    What an immune system

  • @caasi113
    @caasi113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Can you guys cut my ex girlfriends stuff in half with that water jet

    • @SilentWolfFarts
      @SilentWolfFarts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @mr.boombastic8612
      @mr.boombastic8612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @tennesse9458
      @tennesse9458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darth Caasi lol

    • @68camarorsss33
      @68camarorsss33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth Caasi Ya she does have a lot of shit hanging around

    • @caasi113
      @caasi113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KMike68Camaro gifts and shit i dont need

  • @rubio1290
    @rubio1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Oldest water we can get our hands on”
    Bruh just go to the ocean

  • @BigBoneBusiness
    @BigBoneBusiness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Can you imagine what might have been living in that? Unique microscopic life could have evolved and lived in that tiny, isolated environment. I'm no scientist so I could be 100% wrong and nothing was actually kicking in that rock-milk. But can you imagine? Potentially millions of years of isolated development. You guys might have just made dozens or hundreds of species unknown to science extinct for the sake of a taste-test in your workshop.
    That's pretty metal.

    • @BigBoneBusiness
      @BigBoneBusiness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Little slow on the draw there, buddy. My comment is three weeks old. I'm sorry you don't want them to cut into old rocks.

    • @ether9163
      @ether9163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      being isolated would make it not evolve, as in, theres no reason for the bacteria to evolve because of the isolation. the same thing happened earlier 2017, polar ice caps melting released a bunch of frozen viruses but they haven’t evolved for so long they’re useless now. still pretty metal how the guy straight up licks that shit lmao

    • @bigkilog9718
      @bigkilog9718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude you could be right

    • @mr_elyte
      @mr_elyte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we evolved in a the isolated earth

    • @tattooedgirl22
      @tattooedgirl22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      /// actually your statement is completely wrong. In enclosed caves that is very well-documented hundreds of different species of animals, insects, fish, amphibians, and bacteria do completely evolved to their unique isolated environment! Seriously just look it up it's actually quite fucking cool LOL

  • @jackalovski1
    @jackalovski1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is quality science I come to youtube for

  • @brandonrice1572
    @brandonrice1572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I wish I had that power. Too taste how much it's worth

  • @jeremyzackandlucas
    @jeremyzackandlucas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Waterjet Channel _Come on 1 Million Subscribers! It won't be long now! My 2 sons and dad (myself) love your channel!_ *Thanks* 👍

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    Always interesting

    • @tyscott507
      @tyscott507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      electronicsNmore, duh its water going out of an orifice at high speeds

    • @ultimatedeezlol9854
      @ultimatedeezlol9854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      electronicsNmore that's gods sperm..... the rock is the dead baby...

    • @anormalgamingchannel7933
      @anormalgamingchannel7933 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      UltimateDeez Lol uhxhhhb

    • @jacobdavis5463
      @jacobdavis5463 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      electronicsNmore ikr

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Week two: Mitchel turns into woolly mammoth, securing the channels future ...

  • @aconfusedhuman8288
    @aconfusedhuman8288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    This is always going to entertain my small mind

    • @johnd9107
      @johnd9107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phoenix Hey Donta how ya doin?

    • @impostor1433
      @impostor1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phoenix hi this is jed

  • @kodavulpedrius6712
    @kodavulpedrius6712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It would be stupid to taste it, you never know you could unlock a dinosaur zombie virus. But fucking amazing!

  • @nantzcorp
    @nantzcorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    i cant tell if theyre trolling

    • @whiteboiburner2933
      @whiteboiburner2933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kevin Marchant clearly you’ve never tasted a 2 million year old rock it has a very distinctive taste

    • @ethanm3480
      @ethanm3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me neither

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old rocks are delicious

    • @tltalbot2001
      @tltalbot2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said 420

  • @Steelgiraffe420
    @Steelgiraffe420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Seamless transition to square space

  • @axodok
    @axodok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Solely based on taste I'd say it's about 2,579,420 and uh yeah 424 years old"

    • @crazedcubing1195
      @crazedcubing1195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lick bait...

    • @ChanthologyInc
      @ChanthologyInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axorodok hey I found that stupid

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes a Timelord probably

    • @shmithys9222
      @shmithys9222 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting on him to go and 3 months

    • @TeckasRemorse
      @TeckasRemorse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how tf does he do it

  • @MaxOrDieYT
    @MaxOrDieYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn’t know this was a science channel, now maybe I can add this for some biology credits

  • @yah1chey
    @yah1chey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I didn’t know you could tell how old a rock was by taste 😂❤️

    • @ZaccoOfficial
      @ZaccoOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheyenne gibson he couldnt

    • @Mrsadgirl99
      @Mrsadgirl99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I could tell how old you are by tasting you👅👅👅

    • @chrwea3809
      @chrwea3809 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronaldo Ramos Lmao

    • @DucknFope
      @DucknFope 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronaldo Ramos OOOOHHHHH

    • @paytonheidtke6037
      @paytonheidtke6037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you dense?

  • @princeofsubliminal5312
    @princeofsubliminal5312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wished you had left the rock alone

  • @sahajjindal7225
    @sahajjindal7225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    All water is old nevermind this was lickbait

    • @55yxalaG
      @55yxalaG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol until i saw the reply, i thought u were hater XD

    • @Denisowator
      @Denisowator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically not. There are plenty of artificial and natural ways of creating new water.

    • @ArgyleSweatr
      @ArgyleSweatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denisowator really do you not have a sense of humour

    • @listenwithme1818
      @listenwithme1818 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes your right haha,anothet trivia fact added to my life,thanks dude your damn genius

    • @ghostofsparta5100
      @ghostofsparta5100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GalaxyGamingElite - Gaming and Music ..How does the reply matter?Sometimes TH-camrs reply to "Haters",too.

  • @accelup
    @accelup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Oldest water*
    My tap water that been exist since the beginning of time : 🗿

  • @goosewalk7457
    @goosewalk7457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Bruh...how does this guy know the exact age of a rock just by LICKING IT. And they say Humans have no taste...

    • @Inverteddagger187
      @Inverteddagger187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      IT's CALLLED L,I,E

    • @rpsabates
      @rpsabates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He's a certified geo sommelier. They go through rigorous training to heighten they're tastebuds and years of study in geology, geography, and even caligraphy.

    • @ravehz8917
      @ravehz8917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Robert 'Pax' Sabates sounds like bullshit

    • @randellcapulong6759
      @randellcapulong6759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Song Remix super powers man... Super powers...

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Song Remix Lol now I know why they say people are getting dumber. It was a joke lol. You can’t tell how old a rock is by eating it. You need dating machines to do that.