I’m a dentist and since the marvelous horror movies The Dentist 1 and 2, I’ve never seen something so funny on the matter!! Favorite moments: the gagging nausea reflex ( some mouths are like garbage dump) the huge Dyson ultra noisy succion, the lying patient about his hygiene ( we get that all the time!), the getting furious when the patient bites our fingers (it actually hurt like hell), the getting yourself killed because you have a lethal fever is a Covid 19 plus. Last week, one of my patient actually just left office when we wanted to monitor her body temperature. I guess she was afraid to get shot.
Gotta do something when you know you can’t drive anywhere because of the FUCKIN LEARNERS ON THE ROAD! I wasn’t born in England but I’ve spent... so much time there
@@daian2598 Don’t say things like that. Take for example, someone who watched their parents get shot in front of them. Someone who fought in a war and has post traumatic stress disorder. Someone who experienced a school shooting and watched their peers die. “Shut up.” How insensitive are you? Making a joke out of something that’s quite serious doesn’t make you seem like you’re with the in crowd. It makes you seem immature and inconsiderate. I suggest you listen to your own advice sometimes.
0:18 my body took a screenshot.
THAT SCARED ME TOO ISTG I WASNT LOOKING AND JUMPED
Ok but him shooting us in the beginning is a mercy killing. 42 C is 107.6 F. We must be in agony with this fever
“Fire spreading all around my head, my world so hot, it’s hard to breath, but that’s alright”
He never specified Celsius or Fahrenheit, but it would be understandable if it was Celsius, seeing as I'm pretty sure he's a European.
@@grundlefoot Pretty sure he means Celsius but even if it was Fahrenheit, shooting us is justified since we'd be a zombie lol
@@jigokunohi6538 XD
so fun story i had a temperature of 42.1 celsius when i was 3 and almost died! fun times
He’s the male Angelica
Oml your right
YES
OH MY GOD HE ISSS
PLEASE YOURE SO RIGHT
I WAS THINKING THIS BYEEEE
Bruh WHAT the gunshot threw me totally off guard 😂 I laughed so hard lmfaooo
This Is asmr!
@@Yomo789 lol oh well 😂
@@Yomo789 do you like ur own comment?
POV your in an American hospitalI: it seems I did the surgery but you don’t have any money so...
I just flinched
He didn’t kiss us goodbye 😡😡
I know right so rude 😂😂😂
同志我一猜你就是女粉丝除非同性恋要不然男性不会这样说。
我没有恶意。
@@Tigeryuzeyin homophobia?👀 not in this comment section👀👀
@@pastrycookie8080 ahh ok
british people have such a distinct sense of humor and i love it
No, your just to unfunny and have broken humor to the point you think this is funny
@@ipostrandom2314 you really must have no life to be commenting that in an asmr video's comment section
@@gazebo941 yet people like you still answer it, and proceed to be a hypocrite
@@ipostrandom2314 not really if you actually read what I commented 💀 get a life
@@ipostrandom2314 how is that hypocrisy? i think you need to go look up what that word means
When he pulled out that gun I literally started panicking ☠️☠️
It seems you didn’t have the money for this so...
Oh btw POV, your in an American dentistry (I think that’s the word)
*turns on vacuum*
*Stares directly into your soul*
This is gonna be gen z as dentists after not listening on zoom.
Also 55th comment🤍loved the vid
😂 thanks
4:29 i thought you had pulled the tooth right then and there and I jumped out of my skin 😂
Asmr.
I’m a dentist and since the marvelous horror movies The Dentist 1 and 2, I’ve never seen something so funny on the matter!! Favorite moments: the gagging nausea reflex ( some mouths are like garbage dump) the huge Dyson ultra noisy succion, the lying patient about his hygiene ( we get that all the time!), the getting furious when the patient bites our fingers (it actually hurt like hell), the getting yourself killed because you have a lethal fever is a Covid 19 plus. Last week, one of my patient actually just left office when we wanted to monitor her body temperature. I guess she was afraid to get shot.
😂😂
Alex: So what’s your name?
Me: Dana...
Alex: is that Dan or Diana?
Me: it’s DANA
Alex: I’m going to call you Mark okay!
Me: oh...okay
Ok now, Steven
okay mcdonald
We have to have the same name lmao
I... that ending omg, no wonder he was looking deeply into our eyes instead of our teeth
Lmao the opening
this guy is so funny hes the best asmr youtuber keep up the good work for us
Thanks 😊😊
he forgot to kiss me goodbye
This guy is just the gen z in life omg
The way that I’m falling asleep but also laughing at the same time 🤣 I love it
说实话我不知道,他在哪儿asmr了他只有一直在说一种奇怪的语言
What're ya doin' here then?
@@Tigeryuzeyin
HSCEUSVAYWFR THE AMERICAN ACCENT FOR THAT HOW-TO VIDEO I'M DYING 💀💀💀
Gotta do something when you know you can’t drive anywhere because of the FUCKIN LEARNERS ON THE ROAD!
I wasn’t born in England but I’ve spent... so much time there
BRUH THE VACUUM SCARED ME SO FUCKING BAD. USUALLY I WATCH ASMR FOR WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND I HAVE IT ON FULL VOLUME.
Just found this guy through someone talking about him in another ASMRtist's comments section and I am so glad I checked it out, this guy is hilarious!
The vacuum was a bit of a nasty wake up call
You're so funny xD
That emoji is annoying
@@taylorcrowell7096 he didnt put a emoji
@@antoniourbanejaolaya7877 the XD its a emoji
@Xeno well no shit caption obvious
@@taylorcrowell7096 a emoji is this😲😞😭💀😁😘🤩😙😌
The beep from the temperature gun made my heart skip a beat because it sounded like my alarm clock
Why is there no more from him. He was my favourite asmr artist.
i was just flirted on by my dentists, i hope i uh, make an appointment soon 😳
I am now deaf because of that intro
im literally binging his asmr rn he is soooo funny
Hello dan
Hi Diane
HELLOW THEREE MARK 😭
Now Steven!!
read this plsssss: TW gunshot
Some people have trauma to gunshots if you do have so skip to 0:20 or so
Stay safe! ❤️❤️
shut up omg 😂💀
@@daian2598 please leave
That is very thoughtful, thank you for being nice to everyone
@@daian2598 Don’t say things like that. Take for example, someone who watched their parents get shot in front of them. Someone who fought in a war and has post traumatic stress disorder. Someone who experienced a school shooting and watched their peers die. “Shut up.” How insensitive are you? Making a joke out of something that’s quite serious doesn’t make you seem like you’re with the in crowd. It makes you seem immature and inconsiderate. I suggest you listen to your own advice sometimes.
Normal people dont care
the intro scared the shit out of me wtf LMAO , enjoyed it ty !
“I’m just going to call u mark”
“Alright Steven”
the opening LOL I CAN NOT
I WAS CACKLING AT THE "so-" cutely tucks hair behind ear to attract patient "where were we?"
I knew I felt tension!!! The ending just confirmed my suspicion
Honestly, if my dentist do that intro to me or just scare me in general, Im gonna bitch slap them right away
LOL THE GUN 😭😭 You literally make the funniest ASMR videos. I laugh and fall asleep
I SWEAR this is EXACTLY what our generation would b like as dentists😭🤚
“Are you deaf by any chance?”
I mean-
This was funny and relaxing at the same time
PLS I CANT EVEN FALL ASLEEP TO THIS BECAUSE I LAUGH TOO MUCH
10/10 would go again.
PLSSS I GOT SO SCARED IN THE BEGINNING 😭😭
Mans called me every name in the book 💀
"is it daniel or diane okay ima call u mark now steven" lmfao i swear
My dentist pulled a tooth out when I was about 5 or 6. I still hate him for it, and I make sure to remind him when I see him
WHEN HE STARTED GAGGING I FELT SO BAD
"I'm just gonna call you mark ". " now Steven "
Everybody gangsta til the dentist whips out the Makarov
Still salty with what Captain Price did 😔💀
0:17 dentist in America
You mean North Korea
@@acetaiga5309 no, no, north america
Literally my fav, does anyone know his other social media
Him-do you feel any pain when I do this?
**dislocates my jaw**
Him- oh you do
Why did I actually flinch at the gunshot lmao
PLEASEEE THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT-
referring to teeth as munchers is something i would absolutely HATE to hear from my dentist ahahahaha
Ok I will call you Mark
*types*
Now David...
🧍🏻♀️
when you started calling out numbers i said "bro are those how many cavities i have on each tooth"
Lol his starting is always funny🤣🤣😂😂😂
I am now more awake than when I started
These always make me laugh so much 🤣
Ok I was not expecting that intro... *PUTS HANDS UP*.
When I saw him come in I legit smelled the dentist what
WHEN HE DEBBY RYANED I DIED
i love ur videos
Okay that gun got me ngl xdd
the part where u pulled the tooth jumpscared me
When he said “do you feel any pain when I do this,oh u do? Well to bad isn’t it”. 😂
Him pulls gun:
Me:🙌
😦
I jumped on my chair when he actually shot the gun lol
He’s got a reason to be aggressive af this time
He turned on the vacuum and sucked out your soul
5:52 I was peacefully falling asleep then I heard a faint.... *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Holy cow in Fahrenheit normal body temperature is 98.6°, when he said we were only 42° I was like dang, I’m almost down to freezing point. 😂
we use degrees celsius in the UK so 42 degrees would be boiling lol
@@sophiefitzgerald8007 What a crazy difference haha.
42°c not 42°f xD
You’d be at about 107.6 which is 107.4 degrees below boiling.
1:17 SIR MA'AM DID U JUST SPIT ON MY GLASSES!?!??!
Ah yes ..... the shot the patient and kidnap them doctor as always ready to help with glasses
Why am I still alive, he must been really smart physcopath plus surgeon
him:was that Dan or Diana couldn’t catch that
Me:Diana
Him:I’m just going to call you mark
Me:*confused*
5 seconds later
Him:ok Steven -
why is this so funny
not me getting a dentist ad on this video
Hey Alex just wanna know when are you getting your braces off and does it hurt when you get braces bc I'm getting soon
"42 degrees." *bang*
That gun threw me off 😂
Sorry was that dan or daina ?
My name being josh 👀👀👀👀
The gun LMAOO
He will put an ad in middle of video and we wont bother.
Steve then mark then dan
What is that behind your ear?
STEVEN 😭😂
THE INTRO LMAO
Pov: you're Mark👁️👅👁️
1:18 smells like teen spirit
No wonder why Alex is so rude, he's got that 1st grader reverse charming effect. "If I bully them, then they'll like me".
You sound like you are a narrator of a movie or something
Well he did at huge switch up at the end.
NOT THE GUN SHOT-
I jumped when he shot me 🤧
not the gun lol, ur so funny
this is genuinely my experience with a dentist.. my teeth suck and they dnt believe i brush my teeth
The opening made me jumpscare 😂😭
Ok so basically your saying the opening made you scare someone like fnaf characters
@@ucdcfy2505 indeed
Bruh the gun