Just think... everything we’ve done in our lives has lead to us watching a British man roast us in lowercase at 2 in the morning because we couldn’t sleep
Alex: no, thumbs don’t count Me: I guess that makes some sense. Also Alex: no pinky’s don’t count either! Me, upset about being yelled at: *enables angry German shouting*
time stamps~ information😡0:00 checking your eyes😒1:10 poking you (sensations)😐4:39 checking your smell skills😤7:09 making sure you can taste😵8:39 can you really hear anything😤9:36 face strength muscle thing 😵🪦12:13
ok, you're funniest in asmr by a mile, I'm going to bestow on you my idea for an entire series. "asmr responses" - use other asmrt'st videos like cranial nerve exams and when they say "how are you feeling" you splice in yourself and say something like "really bad, my foot's missing" and then they respond "ah that's great to hear" etc. good luck
I subscribed last night and I was your 996th subscriber, and now you've reached 1k! I've watched you grow and I know it sounds cringy but I'm proud! Well done good sir!
Him: "It mainly just consists of wiggling things infront of your face." He then stands up Me: Oh no... Seriously though, this video is probably what it would sound like if Simon Cowell did ASMR.
OMG, this is amazing! I loved the persona. Kind of a rude doctor, but so relatable hahaha and you have the answers just popping in your head, so natural!
@@kvxtz5873 If u think someone is iconic u call her/him a queen, no matter what's the gender, but I didn't wanted to say he's a queen cause he COULD understand it as an insult and thats not what I meant. ^^
I just came across this gem of a video and I am so glad. You are so funny and it makes the video just that much better. Pls keep making videos like this
ok, I was facing a really bad day and I was really sad and your irony made me laugh and I am hapoier now, so thank you very much, you just made my day :)
He sounds so disappointed I feel bad
NO😮FUMS😒DONT😡COUNT🤨DO🙄BETTER😔
@@tempest206 PLSSSS
STOP LMFAO
@@tempest206 BYE
@@tempest206 how tall are you??
Just think... everything we’ve done in our lives has lead to us watching a British man roast us in lowercase at 2 in the morning because we couldn’t sleep
Haha Jesus , its 2:20 right now and im here, so youre right xD
Don't attack me like that
Yeah... And I love it.... 😅
... literally 2:10 rn feel attacked
Hah, you're wrong, it's 3:45am here
eroti-EXOTIC
💀i love this video, it’s very underrated
Bahaha
this entire channel is so underrated
lmao
He said that when I read that
😭😭
"some of us can't afford a lab coat"
Sir you're wearing a suit-
@@Sleepy-yp4wx bruh he literally said that in the video-
@@Shika_ they’re joking I think 😭
@@haleemabegum8573 i thought that but idk it's hard to tell😓
@@Sleepy-yp4wx ohk my bad sorry 😅
@@Shika_ joke
this is the most british thing i have ever witnessed
I READ THIS COMMENT AND THEN HE WENT “h€llow”
@@maijathomas6081 why the Euro sign?
@@danorott bri’ish
@@navyactor Shouldn't that be he££o?
@@danorott brilliant
pretty sure that's what would happen if 5 from the umbrella academy would do a cranial nerve exam xD
I was thinking the same thing snjdbdkddbjd
Five would be done after the first test due to our stupidity 😂
“*scoffs* Look, I don’t have time for this!”
DUUUDE I WAS THINKING THE LITERAL SAME TING... although I haven't even started the dam show yet lmao
Facts
Soo truee😂
"How old are you?"
"Somewhere less than 25."
"Oh, I guess you're close to retirement."
"Is thaT AN OMEN?"
This is literally the funniest thing i-
Thank you for gracing the planet with your existence.
You are very welcome
@@IrrelevantAlex I am forever grateful.
Mm shouldn’t we thank his mother and father
You what?
@@sophiachew3424 And his grandparents
“Alright, this is it- same room as before.”
He said the words as I read them
@@migzilla5575 same
Pls never delete this... it always happens when a asmrtist gets a large audience ☹
don't worry I won't
maybe...
@@IrrelevantAlex lmao
@@IrrelevantAlex if you delete it I will hunt you down and post it again
@@Roblox-lu6yt roblox has spoken
i never thought id have to yell "YOUR RIGHT, MY LEFT" at a British man in a suit wiggling his hands so many times today
damn, when he whispered "hummanuhnahnmven" in my ear. i really felt that.
And when he whispered to me “ “ 😭 😭 😭
I've seen thousands of cranial nerve exam but never seen one that we failed
Gibi asmr has one too!
Gibi has one too, i love these types of videos
Lol
There's also Angelica Asmr who also makes asmr videos being an ass to you, and she also made one where you failed the exam, just as funny as this one
His voice is literally melting my brain, I didn't know I could fall in love with someone's voice this much
neither did I
Agreed
Don't worry it happend to me from the first time I heard him, it's akward
Now I'm somewhat addicted
Ha, try being a simp for a shark prince in BOTW
Him: let’s make eye contact
Me: are we about to kiss🥴
Him: don’t make it weird😐
Ah, so you mean I'm not the only one who made it awkward? Good
Ahhh, what if he did a romantic roleplay? I'm pretty sure I'd pass out (from happiness)
@@violetfantasy2537 dude what-
@@randomer.r7318 don't
@@violetfantasy2537 YOU DONT 💀
ur voice makes me feel so safe although ur verbally assaulting me 💀
I get a similar effect
Same
Alex: no, thumbs don’t count
Me: I guess that makes some sense.
Also Alex: no pinky’s don’t count either!
Me, upset about being yelled at: *enables angry German shouting*
😂
Yey andere intellektuelle Deutsche, die ihn kennen 🤌🏼
@@misslyntheena yaaa es gibt deutsche Menschen hier
@@neingzt6742 auch Niederländische Menschen die ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen
Ja ne voll Der pisser, kack besser wisser ey
"Thumbs don't count."
Me: b..but I said one- why are you yelling at me in lowercase 😭
Dude is severely underrated
this is one of the funniest things I have ever watched, I'm not even joking
he’s not joking boys
This is the funniest thing i’ve seen in so long. The passive aggressiveness is UN REAL LOL
Watch me steal his personality when I go back to school cause I watched this channel all quarentine 😔✊
the hearing test had me dying 😭💀
**grabs fork* ‘ding….’ *silence**
"how many fingers am I holding up"
"one and a thumb"
"wrong, thumbs don't count"
"but...I didn't say they did..."
I'm just confused about the pinky 😭 It has the same amount of knuckles as the other fingers and I hear it referred to as the pinky finger all the time
2:27 when the teacher asks you a question and you weren’t listening so you look at your friend who you were chatting with
LMAOO
I’ve never laughed that hard befpte
I love this so much. It sounds so British though, the "I went to med school online" gen z doctor
i didn’t expect you to have an accent but i’m not mad THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO
U what?
@@stereotypicalsniper4333 i didn’t expect him to have an accent?
@@amandadoherty1407 everyone has an accent , you know that right ?
@@CuiuneDelSud yeah ik lol i meant like a british accent, which is obvious if you watched the video
well technically british accents aren't even accents because they are the og english speakers ya know
time stamps~
information😡0:00
checking your eyes😒1:10
poking you (sensations)😐4:39
checking your smell skills😤7:09
making sure you can taste😵8:39
can you really hear anything😤9:36
face strength muscle thing 😵🪦12:13
The emojis 🤣🤣
Title: (you failed)
Me: when do we ever pass??😭😭
LMFAO
ok, you're funniest in asmr by a mile, I'm going to bestow on you my idea for an entire series. "asmr responses" - use other asmrt'st videos like cranial nerve exams and when they say "how are you feeling" you splice in yourself and say something like "really bad, my foot's missing" and then they respond "ah that's great to hear" etc. good luck
Reminds me of videos by “the real deal khaleel”
I love this
This made doing a university assignment so much easier. Thank you! Subbed! I can’t wait to see more!
ur welcome ;)
Alex: *"I'm going to touch your eyes with this cotton ball"*
Me on the verge of tears: *"B-but my contacts 😭"*
Asmr is supposed to help me sleep...
I cant sleep if im laughing my guts out
" it's fine , it's fine , you just have a few problems "
I felt that
I lost everything when we reached the hearing part, loved your videos, good job
Thank you
I wish more exam vids had the patient messing up, it would be much more fun to watch. This was awesome!
I subscribed last night and I was your 996th subscriber, and now you've reached 1k! I've watched you grow and I know it sounds cringy but I'm proud! Well done good sir!
thank you very much for the support!
When you’re trying to fall asleep but ur laughing too hard
Him: "It mainly just consists of wiggling things infront of your face."
He then stands up
Me: Oh no...
Seriously though, this video is probably what it would sound like if Simon Cowell did ASMR.
😂
👀
No why did you have to say it
this is a pretty good vid, i gotta admit. you deserve more subs my dude
Thank you
Okay this is absolutely my humor. I was going to try to sleep, but now I'm just laying here giggling lmao
OMG, this is amazing! I loved the persona. Kind of a rude doctor, but so relatable hahaha and you have the answers just popping in your head, so natural!
Thank you!
Rude*
@@slabofmeat3634 thanks
The fact that he gave me 'Alex' vibes from the start and turns out he is an alex XD
Hi, toda your video got recommended to me and I absolutly loved your accent, also I think you are preety underrated
Thank you!
omg.. I love this so much.
So sassy, sarcastic just brilliant 😂✋
“Check your privilege” sir I-
If I can afford even a piece of clothing I feel rich- I’m not rich-👁👄👁
This is a genuine question, how can an asmrtist be so hilarious and so relaxing at the same time?
Holy shit I’m crying 😂😂😂 I can’t relax when it’s this damn funny!
i feel like i have a love hate relationship with this guy
I'm so anxious like any second he'll say Averna Kedavra
New subs and he's so underrated...!!!
Low-key remind me of James from the end of the f**king world lol
omg i thought the same exact thing
Dang I thought I was original with the same comment 😭 he looks likes james with the personality of Alyssa hhaahaa
This channel is exactly what I think will happen when I leave the house
“thumbs don’t count!”
“pinkies don’t count!!!”
I love the energy we have created🙏🏻
The actual patient was actually the crying child from fnaf getting a cranial nerve exam after his frontal lobe was bit off and he failed it all lol
I love ur energy 💖 New fan from Brazil 🇧🇷
funniest Asmrtist out there!
Thank you!
The attitude is somehow very appreciated and relaxing 😌
Him: Says let me lick the bottom of your shoes and take a dip in our jacuzzi. Me: say no more
Can I say that he's a Queen/King? (Whatever he want to be)
Thank you ☺️
hes a king
@@kvxtz5873 If u think someone is iconic u call her/him a queen, no matter what's the gender, but I didn't wanted to say he's a queen cause he COULD understand it as an insult and thats not what I meant. ^^
@@lunaferroofc wouldn’t it just make more sense to call a lad a king and a woman a queen?
@@randyandy12345 we don’t know their pronouns? It’s just a respectful thing to do
This is honestly the best asmr video i’ve seen lmaoo also your voice is really calming
I love when a beatle gives me a checkup
Underrated comment 😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking the whole time
your whispers are so relaxing. thank you, alex
First time seeing this guy and I love it he’s so funny man😂😂 I’m dying over here😂😂
The finger counting gets me every time!!! Great work!!
Can you do another longer vid like this please? I really enjoy this one and rewatch it a lot but want another one!!
I love your ASMR.Your videos make me relaxing!!. (I can't English well,,,)From Japan.
I love how he’s still replying to comments 2 months later
Him: Your here for your cranial nerve exam??
Me: Nah I'm here to pick up a big mac and a milkshake 😊
That eye contact was epic for me I was exactly staring into his soul like we know each other for so many years
Pov: You're in love w him so u stare in his eyes and can't even see his hands
No you are NOT going to call me out like this
Hey at one point at the beginning, he asked us to.
"If you could just look directly in to my eyes"
This could just be my daddy issues kicking on here but omg I find this ...... entertaining .......
I just came across this gem of a video and I am so glad. You are so funny and it makes the video just that much better. Pls keep making videos like this
0:35 oh so it gon be like that huh
“Maybe some of us can’t afford a labcoat”
(wearing a literal tuxedo)
"do you know what you're doing because I don't" that SENT me
I laughed so hard. I thought I was supposed to be relaxing.
THE DESCRIPTION BOX IS SENDING ME
Me over here following along. Him constantly saying no. Me dying laughing Bc I wish my doctor was like this. 😂
Voice and accent make this 20 times better
ok, I was facing a really bad day and I was really sad and your irony made me laugh and I am hapoier now, so thank you very much, you just made my day :)
Thank you for this. Whenever I need a good relaxing laugh, I watch your videos. You are so funny with your comments.
Not you getting cotton stuck in my eye 🤺😭
How did my life come to this? 🤣🤌🏼
I love this content!!
11:27 when some random kid tries to talk to you in class
I'm thankful to be graced by your presence.
The tuning fork 😂
Bruh this man’s funny as hell. Instant subscriber.
Thank you ❤
Me opening my eyes for the first time
Him: *aH close your eyes*
Me: 😧
i love to watch your videos when i feel too good about myself
I’ve found one of my favourite asmr channels ☺️
“Thumbs don’t count do better.” 😂 not sure y that was so funny
Omg I love your voice it's so relaxing! 😌✨
He adds the humor which makes it more entertaining
I don't know what it is but you got amazing energy man.
Hi I love your asmr!
I apologise if my English is bad I used a translation because I speak Japanese ♡
His accent is soo strong, omg. It’s so funny how he bullies us but idk, it’s funny!
I feel like he's genuinely so nice irl tho
I forgot his name, but you look like the boy from Umbrella Academy that has Time Travel
his name is five lol
your sarcasm is incredibly entertaining