Star Wars is unintentionally based. A sociopathic child burning down their entire village killing everyone due to separation anxiety is peak fatherless behavior.
@viniciuscardoso8056 wasn't it Disney that created ahsoka or was it George Lucas? If George Lucas kept writing as if Disney then there never would have been lesbians or women lightsabers. If someone would argue that just look back in history. Only men as knights
The “I carried them, I created them” is the best example of horseshoe theory cause it literally shows that the one who gets a say on children is not the one who carried and birthed them but the one who impregnated. Fucking based.
@@sophreniashh you’re not supposed to use any critical thinking skills. Just shut down your brain and follow along the ride. Also, bonus points if you become a black lesbian
Indeed, Biden has let in all these illegals in to try and get them to vote,but in hindsight, he's really let (a Trojan horse in) in the form of terrorists who want to hurt us
Pretty much all of disney content. I thought all that boomer talk about brainwashing kids with LGBT was just boomer talk, but it's getting pretty obvious
@@kevinm.n.5158they can’t procreate, they have to find another way to boost their numbers especially if they want to control the rest of us (which they can’t hide or deny anymore)
In ten years you'll still be talking about the latest content that will "kill the franchise". Same in twenty. And I'll be back every single time to remind you of how silly y'all sound. There's been a half dozen other times y'all said the franchise was "dead" and all during that time we got Rogue 1, Mandalorian S1/S2, Andor, all some of the best content to date in terms of writing, acting, storytelling. No one believes the "star wars is dying" bullshit except those stuck in the echochamber.
@@AssortedGamer696 Coping is what you do when you're suffering. And I'm not suffering from one bit. The Acolyte isn't ruining my day, Star Wars isn't dying, and we'll be back having this discussion in ten years when you say Star Wars is dying again. And I will have enjoyed the ten years in between. Wailing about the death of Star Wars is the coping strategy from those suffering the realization that they don't own Star Wars and never will. And if they can't have it, they don't want anyone to have it.
I still don’t know why they made the force do this. Literally have clone labs, genetic engineering ect. Could have had two women have kids in a thousand other ways. Nope gotta chant.
@@Alf-gm7tf It’s a racial joke about Jewish people. In New York City, an underground tunnel was found a few months or so ago, leading out of a synagogue and into New York City streets. That clip is of the orthodox Jewish people being caught and climbing out of the tunnel that was discovered. So when he says “And then you wonder why no one likes you”, he’s referring to Jews. 😂 Which is beyond based because practically NO ONE tells jokes at the expense of Jewish people, especially on TH-cam because it’s just one of those things you’re not supposed to make fun of. But Reaper did anyway. He’s an asshole. 😂 But sorry, that’s partly why I follow him. Because I’m anti-PC so it takes a lot to offend me.
@@Alf-gm7tfIt’s a racial joke about Jewish people. In New York City, an underground secret tunnel was discovered that led out of a synagogue and into NYC streets. The clip he shows is of the orthodox Jewish people being caught and crawling out of the tunnels. So when Reaper says “And they wonder why no one likes them” he’s talking about Jews and the fact that throughout history, they’ve been disliked by different nations. Which is extremely based and an insane thing to say because it’s just accepted as a non-written rule that you’re not supposed to tell jokes like that about Jewish people. 😂 And he was bold to say it on TH-cam of all places. But that’s low key why I follow him. I’m a black woman but anti-PC and love that people are exercising free speech in their jokes again so this had me dying. 😂 Because I can’t believe he said that. This man is begging to be canceled.
@@DJinKERRY831 According to Greek mythology, the Milky Way was created by the milk spilled from the goddess Hera when she pushed away the infant Heracles, who was placed at her breast by Zeus.
Darth Plageius was the true villain of the saga because he created Anikan and was the dark lord before Sidious and was the master of Sidious until he was betrayed by him. But now Darth Plageius’ legacy as a legendary villain has been tarnished. Disney has ruined him without even themselves depicting him yet.
*What could’ve been:* ✅ Sith perspective story similar to Darth Plagueis or Darth Bane novels; Sith warrior and inquisitor stories from SWTOR. ✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side. ✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-person organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to upset the Galactic status-quo. In-depth look at Sith philosophy as we follow a master/apprentice two vs an entire galaxy story. ✅ New Star Wars timeline. Reality: ❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”
My understanding was that Plageius tried to create life and failed, and the force itself actually created Anakin in response to Plageius’ attempts to create life. Could be wrong though.
@@erikdayne5429 yeah I think you’re right. But technically Plageius still had a hand in Anikan’s creation so I think it’s both cases that are valid. He did and didn’t create Anikan. The force filled in most the gaps he left out. To have a balance.
"Ackchyually" in the pre-sequel trilogy novels, Sidious was trying to replicate Plageius' experiments with Rey. She was kinda supposed to be an Anakin but they gave up on that plot. They threw many things out the window like Rey being a twin; Palpatine's friend "Snoke" being Plageius; a crazy clone of Palpatine on Jakku; and Luke becoming evil.
"Betrayed"????? Guess you don't understand the rule of 2. Did Sidious betray Dooku? No! He found a stronger Apprentice. ALSO why Sidious put Anakin in such a painful suit. So Darth Vader couldn't continue the rule of 2. Why do you think he wanted Luke to kill Vader?
There is also another example of an all female society in the SW lore, the witches of Dathomir But while that society is a closed one, they do need to mate with males from other tribes. Yes, there was a time when SW writers knew what basic biology was.
The idea that this witch coven (does it even have a name?) is being persecuted for having different beliefs about the Force is stupid. In both continuities, especially Legends, it's established that there are different Force-users' factions and the Jedi doesn't mess with them unless they are Dark Side users, i.e., existing as active threats to innocent people and/or the rest of the galaxy. F***.
@@erikdayne5429 They are not competent to even have a possibility of that idea, nor executing it. It have been already multiply times established her alibi. But.. force is LGBT, she can hard force project, better than Luke of course, his projections were intangible.
Just bad timing. If those stories weren’t previously awesome they wouldn’t be currently making sequels and prequels. There was a time when they were good, even great.
"what killed them? - don't know- it wasn't the fire as they are not burnt.. so what was it - maybe THEY JUST DIED FROM EMBARRASSMENT FROM DOING THIS EARLIER ON" 🤣🤣🤣brilliant !!!!😂😂😂
So let me get this straight. Mae burns down the village because her sister made a choice she didn't like. Then goes on a personal vendetta against the Jedi who were there who had nothing to do with it? Mae murdered her family and everyone she's every known and we're supposed to feel sorry for her? I knew the writing was bad, but Holy hell! If she isn't killed by the end of this show, their is no justice here.
I bet they have an upcoming episode in which the sociopath girl gets her own flashback, with a bunch of different bvllshit in it, to try and justify her own bvllshit. To try and portray her as misunderstood and redeemable. It'll be even more ridiculous.
I'm getting flashbacks to when they tried to make us think Reeva was a good character on a redemption arc. I think it tells us a lot about these writers when they can't even characterize right and wrong correctly, and of course these idiots on the promo tour saying "good and evil don't exist in Star Wars". 🙄
I’ve heard some people say maybe the flashback was a biased memory from one of the characters and it didn’t actually happen like that, meaning the stone temple didn’t actually burn down, but that’s just lame in a different way. We’ve never before in Star Wars had an “unreliable narrator” type story where things happen and then later they reveal it didn’t actually happen that way.
@@insensitive919 Fire acts almost like liquid in space, it forms bubbles and cools rapidly from red-hot to iridescent blue and disappears. Can you imagine how awesome that would look? If only they did even just a basic Google search.....
Lesbian Commie Space Witch: "Everybody hates us for no reason." Also Lesbian Commie Space Witch: Mind-grapes an innocent padawan just to win an argument with his master. Yeah, I can't imagine why nobody likes them! 🤣
Might have something to do with the fact they completely spoil their children even if they’re obvious psychopaths. If my neighbors had a little turd kid constantly torturing cats and dogs I might consider moving too.
It's funny that y'all keep parroting this shit about Acolyte, despite there being one show to date with staunchly anti-Capitalist messaging and a confirmed lesbian couple: Andor.
4:01 the way Anakins mother says 'there was no father' is great, she's kind of freaked out by it, unsure of what happened..... the way the black lesbian girl boss says 'they have no father' and smirks, she looks like she's proud and happy to say this.... WTF?
So, the reason why Star Wars is failing, is not because of the writers, the directors, the actors, the producers, the studio, no. It's because I'm not watching. I had no idea I was so important.
@@MagnumBullets47 “it’s not my fault customers won’t buy my asparagus ice cream. My friends, who don’t eat it, all say it’s great. It’s the customers fault, obviously.”
After 2005 he stopped giving a shit about Star Wars, which explains why he let Filoni do whatever the fuck he wanted in 2008. And then sold the franchise to Disney, effectively killing it. All we’ve been seeing ever since is just necrophilia
Clearly, Kennedy is inept of keeping the legacy running, although Bob Iger is at fault here. Had it been Universe Pictures, this would not have happened.
My review of the third episode: What an incoherent mess. These witches were expelled from somewhere and almost became extinct until Aniseya used the Force to implant twins in Coril’s womb? Let's ignore the fact that Anakin was unique in this regard and created by the Force itself, and not by the Sith, no one told them that children can be made much easier? If Coryl gave birth to them, why are they human and not zabraks? By the way, the actresses are obviously not twins, but this way you can at least tell them apart... Why do they hunt with a bow and arrow, but at the same time they have electronic doors and children know how to short-circuit wires? Why didn't they delay Ascension until the Jedi left? If you decide to lie that there are no children here, why insert before that “we are not part of the Republic”? Why not take the children to the bedroom where they won’t be seen? Why didn’t Aniseya simply refuse the Jedi to conduct the test, if she so doesn’t want to let Osha go, why hypnosis right away? Do you seriously think that an 8-year-old child should decide his own destiny? Why are you holding a meeting if Aniseya decided for everyone anyway? Osha, do you seriously think the Jedi will believe that you mistook a rabbit for a ship? May, if you don't want to lose your sister, WHY KILL HER? THE OUTCOME IS THE SAME! Why is there a secret hole in the room wide enough for a child? How did the fire engulf the entire stone house so quickly and what exploded there? Why did the rest of the witches die, their bodies unharmed? What was May trying to achieve by grabbing Osha’s hands? How did she survive? Why didn't the Jedi check who was alive? They can't put out fires with the Force like Vader? Overall, May is a stupid bitch who is ready to kill her sister just not to give her to the Jedi, who killed her entire family and blames the Jedi for this. I thought there couldn’t be worse than Reva’s motivation, but they outdid her.
I think the reason why this episode was so bad, it caused everyone to cancel their subscription to Disney Plus is because of how the Lesbians were being portrayed in that episode. I mean their clan leader basically mind f**ked a young Padawan when his master was trying to negotiate with the Witch Clan in letting them take the twins to master their Force powers. That boy didn’t even fight back and yet this Witch Clan Leader is justified in using her powers that almost caused the boy to be in a cationic state.
Jodie Turner talked up her character as a "powerful leader". All the girlboss movies of the past few years are all about showing "strong" or "powerful" women on screen. What they _do_ with that power apparently doesn't matter. The power is the point. Head Lesbian Witch doing that is morally fine because it shows how "powerful" she is. I honestly think that's one reason why people find these girlboss stories so annoying. With male characters what they do is what's important. With the female characters it's who they are. A story about a powerful person being powerful isn't much of a story.
Jedi: "We wanna give your kids puberty blockers...er....I mean teach them the force". Parents: "NO!" Jedi: "Hey kids, dont listen to your parents, Wanna learn of the puberty blockers... ahem... force?"
If the Lesbian Witch magic is so strong, why are they killed so easily? Answer: They secretly hated each other. And obviously the Force is male as it knocked up that woman.
I love how 3 episodes in the only white guys we see are an insane convict who leaves her to die, and a Jedi who kills himself out of guilt. What a surprise.
I love how they depict these "peaceful utopian cultures" like this one, the Amazons and Wakanda as pacifist that somehow are great warriors but then they act super violent and lose all their battles.
7:05 they don’t take older kids??? “No, he it too old. Too old to begin the training.” Yoda, about LUKE, and Obi Wans response is “was I that much younger?”
I swear to God, if they called it "Stupid Lesbians in Space" and made it a comedy it'd be wonderfully successful.
Stupid Lesbianic force witches (Bitches!) in space! Get it right!
the sequel to that other space movie that was made in 1992 featuring homosexual coloured men
That's honestly a great idea 😂
That's the worst part, this isn't a parody
Or
Horny lesbian space witches
Lesbian couples have like a 70% divorce rate, so a whole village of them wouldn't last more than 12 months and is hilarious in itself
And with the Government trying their best makes Lesbian couples stay together 😂
It's like if man and woman should be the foundation for marriage
@@Shawn6751 Weeeell, actually homosexual men have the best statistics for marriage.
@@ErgenizGay marriage is basically "bros with benefits", meanwhile lesbian marriage is double trouble.
Not to mention that most cases of domestic violence involve lesbian relationships.
The people who wrote this crap are idiots.
'The witches are nothing more than a bunch of middle-aged women having a mental breakdown'. That is spot on accurate.
Whats the video he used for the joke? I can't find it, the women going crazy in the forest
@@jacobmcklowski4428 just search 'women screaming in forest'
@@jacobmcklowski4428some sort of anger release thing which I believe they paid a hefty price for
Star Wars is unintentionally based.
A sociopathic child burning down their entire village killing everyone due to separation anxiety is peak fatherless behavior.
But the village was made of stone.
Lol yeah I don’t think Leslye Headwound is selling the whole “lesbian parents” thing as well as she thinks she is 😂
@@billshull9468Way it burned thought it might've been coal.
I’m thinking they’re trying to make the Jedis evil. So it was probably a mind trick.
and also blamming all that to jedi as the icing on the cake and goes kill bill as if that was cool
truly peak sociopath indeed lmao
Lucasfilm: "The Acolyte is canon. Just accept it."
Us: *"I refuse!"*
Us: Whatever, bro, we were done with it a long time ago (in a galaxy so very far away)
The real Canon is what real fans knew, whatever parody after 2012 is trash like the lesbian witches
Not a canon. The bomb inside it.
Nothing canon has been made since 2012 IIRC.
@viniciuscardoso8056 wasn't it Disney that created ahsoka or was it George Lucas? If George Lucas kept writing as if Disney then there never would have been lesbians or women lightsabers. If someone would argue that just look back in history. Only men as knights
The witches became self aware at the end and died of cringe
Lol they realized they were in a Disney Star Wars show and committed mass suicide 😂
Just like that token White Guy in episode 2 who commited suicide for his white guilt or something
I guess the great reveal at the end will be that the patriarchy, oh sorry, the Jedi killed all of them.
I'm sorry ma'am, but you have Terminal Cringe
How though?@@peterdrieen6852
I find the „I carried them“ „I created them“ dialogue hilarious. Just imagine how well this exchange would go in a hetero relationship.
Biology is a social construct is something a feminist would say.
It's people confusing the words in their heads with reality and forgetting reality is there.
It will bite them in the ass eventually.
I just tell them, so are your pathetic pro nouns.
Trust the science! Except biology, genetics, forensics, archaeology...🤔
If biology is a social construct then their perceived gender is nothing more than dog sh*t
Wahmen.
The “I carried them, I created them” is the best example of horseshoe theory cause it literally shows that the one who gets a say on children is not the one who carried and birthed them but the one who impregnated. Fucking based.
But didn't the force of "maaa~ny" created them? So isn't that technically gang banging with no way to know who the one "created" them is?
The Force (or "Thread") impregnating a woman would seem to indicate the Force is actually male.
@@sophreniashh you’re not supposed to use any critical thinking skills. Just shut down your brain and follow along the ride. Also, bonus points if you become a black lesbian
Well not to mention that the one who basically transfered her dna is the one who didn't carry the children 😂 ah the "force" is amazing !
@@sophrenia apparently not cause it’s clear that the show says those are the moms
Star Wars as a Trojan Horse is an excellent way to put it.
Indeed, Biden has let in all these illegals in to try and get them to vote,but in hindsight, he's really let (a Trojan horse in) in the form of terrorists who want to hurt us
More like a serial killer wearing the corpse of a loved one and asking you for a hug.
Pretty much all of disney content. I thought all that boomer talk about brainwashing kids with LGBT was just boomer talk, but it's getting pretty obvious
@@kevinm.n.5158 Welcome to the fight.
@@kevinm.n.5158they can’t procreate, they have to find another way to boost their numbers especially if they want to control the rest of us (which they can’t hide or deny anymore)
Lesbian space wiches that slay so hard that they just slayed the whole franchise out of business.
Amazing isn't it? Pretty sure it's intentional despite their financial losses. Like an agenda.
In ten years you'll still be talking about the latest content that will "kill the franchise". Same in twenty. And I'll be back every single time to remind you of how silly y'all sound.
There's been a half dozen other times y'all said the franchise was "dead" and all during that time we got Rogue 1, Mandalorian S1/S2, Andor, all some of the best content to date in terms of writing, acting, storytelling. No one believes the "star wars is dying" bullshit except those stuck in the echochamber.
@jagerblitzen4017 "A new day is on the horizon!". That was "y'alls" hero lesbian Oprah.
@@jagerblitzen4017 Cope harder
@@AssortedGamer696 Coping is what you do when you're suffering. And I'm not suffering from one bit. The Acolyte isn't ruining my day, Star Wars isn't dying, and we'll be back having this discussion in ten years when you say Star Wars is dying again. And I will have enjoyed the ten years in between.
Wailing about the death of Star Wars is the coping strategy from those suffering the realization that they don't own Star Wars and never will. And if they can't have it, they don't want anyone to have it.
"It was a piece of shit."
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
It's iconic now. Literally look forward to it in every video.
I agree, here's what they made.
👇
💩
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not afraid to say that I anticipate Reaper's reviews more than Drinker's. I find them so funny and his accent puts it over the top.
They should collaborate
“And they wonder why no one likes them” 😂
The most based man in existence
i was already sold to reaper but with this, my next lifes aswell.
Level of basedness rarely seen on yewtube.
BASED
😂
Star Wars is now indistinguishable from Spaceballs
Oh sh!t. There goes the planet!
@PeteONeillBass that was incredibly prophetic in hindsight that line. Never more so than now. 36 years in the making 😂
Now that's uncalled for... Spaceballs is actually entertaining
Except Spaceballs is funny, made to be funny, and is actually worth watching.
I don't care what they told you in school, R2D2 is a lesbian.
yaaz yaaz
I don't care what history says, we wuz kangs
@@tommymarco9893 I hate that woman
That's what my grandma said. Must be true.
That's what my four grandmothers told me!
"The Acolyte is like a turd swirling around the toilet refusing to be flushed" I never heard it explained so perfectly
Can also be used in conjuction when talking about KK or Weinstein's assistant.
Too much thread in it to flush so you gotta force it.
Laughed so hard at that one 🤣
I still don’t know why they made the force do this. Literally have clone labs, genetic engineering ect. Could have had two women have kids in a thousand other ways. Nope gotta chant.
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE SERIES EPISODE THREE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE 🗑 BIG TIME
“stupid lesbian in space” has become my second favorite lesbian tag in ao3 behind “useless lesbian “
"THE POWER OF POO! THE POWER OF PEE!"
"THE POWER OF POOOOOOPEEEEEEE!"
Yes
YASSS YASSS
💩💦
lol !!!!!! yaaz yaaz
😂😂😂😂😂
8:46 Now, Reaper…. 😂😂
Based beyond belief
Holy based. Reaper the noticer.
I don’t get it someone explain
@@Alf-gm7tf It’s a racial joke about Jewish people. In New York City, an underground tunnel was found a few months or so ago, leading out of a synagogue and into New York City streets. That clip is of the orthodox Jewish people being caught and climbing out of the tunnel that was discovered. So when he says “And then you wonder why no one likes you”, he’s referring to Jews. 😂 Which is beyond based because practically NO ONE tells jokes at the expense of Jewish people, especially on TH-cam because it’s just one of those things you’re not supposed to make fun of. But Reaper did anyway. He’s an asshole. 😂 But sorry, that’s partly why I follow him. Because I’m anti-PC so it takes a lot to offend me.
@@Alf-gm7tfIt’s a racial joke about Jewish people. In New York City, an underground secret tunnel was discovered that led out of a synagogue and into NYC streets. The clip he shows is of the orthodox Jewish people being caught and crawling out of the tunnels. So when Reaper says “And they wonder why no one likes them” he’s talking about Jews and the fact that throughout history, they’ve been disliked by different nations. Which is extremely based and an insane thing to say because it’s just accepted as a non-written rule that you’re not supposed to tell jokes like that about Jewish people. 😂 And he was bold to say it on TH-cam of all places. But that’s low key why I follow him. I’m a black woman but anti-PC and love that people are exercising free speech in their jokes again so this had me dying. 😂 Because I can’t believe he said that. This man is begging to be canceled.
Thank God the Jedi took advantage of the fire to kill all the witches.
Traditionally you did burn witches.
@@mellon3891Akshually that depended on the time and place. Hangings were also common and there were a few beheadings too.
@@BiggieTrismegistus Metal
And water drowning
@@mellon3891 You can't let such cringe go unpunished.
180 Million dollars for "Minority Wars"
Solid rock now identifies as wood. Deal with it.
Clash of Clans ahh physics
I'm both when I wake up in the morning
@@gimmeyourrights8292 🤣😂😅
Chemistry is just a social construct.
Chris redfield would still wanna shoulder barge it
"And they wonder why no one likes them"
I knew Reaper was our guy.
He's a real one, refreshingly
The Milky Way Muff-divers. The Intergalatic Scissor Sisters.
Galactic gash guzzlers
lol !!! yaaz yaaaz scissor me
Milky Way now sounds weird
@@DJinKERRY831 According to Greek mythology, the Milky Way was created by the milk spilled from the goddess Hera when she pushed away the infant Heracles, who was placed at her breast by Zeus.
Oh Allison, scissor, scissor me timbers. 🤣
It's like Disney is allergic to good storytelling.
And money...
🤔
Commies usually are.
Disney is weaponized.
It desires to destroy white culture, and therefore, America.
Make America great again.
Darth Plageius was the true villain of the saga because he created Anikan and was the dark lord before Sidious and was the master of Sidious until he was betrayed by him. But now Darth Plageius’ legacy as a legendary villain has been tarnished. Disney has ruined him without even themselves depicting him yet.
*What could’ve been:*
✅ Sith perspective story similar to Darth Plagueis or Darth Bane novels; Sith warrior and inquisitor stories from SWTOR.
✅ Mature and grounded story similar to Andor but with the mysticism of the Dark Side.
✅ Well-written Sith protagonists part of a two-person organization in a thousand-year conspiracy to upset the Galactic status-quo. In-depth look at Sith philosophy as we follow a master/apprentice two vs an entire galaxy story.
✅ New Star Wars timeline.
Reality:
❌ The Acolyte…. “The power of one, the power of two. The power of many.”
My understanding was that Plageius tried to create life and failed, and the force itself actually created Anakin in response to Plageius’ attempts to create life. Could be wrong though.
@@erikdayne5429 yeah I think you’re right. But technically Plageius still had a hand in Anikan’s creation so I think it’s both cases that are valid. He did and didn’t create Anikan. The force filled in most the gaps he left out. To have a balance.
"Ackchyually" in the pre-sequel trilogy novels, Sidious was trying to replicate Plageius' experiments with Rey. She was kinda supposed to be an Anakin but they gave up on that plot. They threw many things out the window like Rey being a twin; Palpatine's friend "Snoke" being Plageius; a crazy clone of Palpatine on Jakku; and Luke becoming evil.
"Betrayed"????? Guess you don't understand the rule of 2. Did Sidious betray Dooku? No! He found a stronger Apprentice. ALSO why Sidious put Anakin in such a painful suit. So Darth Vader couldn't continue the rule of 2. Why do you think he wanted Luke to kill Vader?
There is also another example of an all female society in the SW lore, the witches of Dathomir
But while that society is a closed one, they do need to mate with males from other tribes.
Yes, there was a time when SW writers knew what basic biology was.
Also an example of a coven of witches who couldn’t just create a pair of twins with the force no matter how hard they tried
Is for lesbian comunity, the mans isnt more usefull to the power of lesbian force 😂😂
Funnily enough those witches also completely ruined the force
@@phylocybe_ Dave philoni bullshittium
@@phylocybe_ how so? I actually quite liked them in the star wars game
C U N T W A R S
T H E F O R C E I S L G B T
best description
Don’t forget the Q
😂😂😂
How is the Force lgbt?
@@wildbard4112 It only serves the rainbow brigade, not those pesky ''cis'' straights.
The idea that this witch coven (does it even have a name?) is being persecuted for having different beliefs about the Force is stupid. In both continuities, especially Legends, it's established that there are different Force-users' factions and the Jedi doesn't mess with them unless they are Dark Side users, i.e., existing as active threats to innocent people and/or the rest of the galaxy. F***.
Scissor me timbers
Lmao
You win an internet
The juice catacombs reference was hilarious
I can't wait for Disney to turn Mae into a good person, even though she tried to fucking burn her sister alive and killed everyone they knew.
You have to stop calling them terrorists.
I think they might do a fight club type twist where it turns out Mae really is dead and she’s just a figment of Osha’s imagination
@@erikdayne5429 They are not competent to even have a possibility of that idea, nor executing it. It have been already multiply times established her alibi. But.. force is LGBT, she can hard force project, better than Luke of course, his projections were intangible.
@@erikdayne5429 you’re incredibly unintelligent
They'll never know what she sacrificed for them.
Bro, it's not even worth pirating...
I’ve heard people say they can’t even find anyone sharing it on bit torrents. Like 3 seeders and 20 leeches
I hear that "power of many" in my nightmares.
meeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhneeeeeeeeee
The dry, a matter a fact delivery is freaking hilarious 😂 I'm dying
In the words of the drinker.
Reimagined for “MODERN AUDIENCES”
the MESSAGE
A strange cult that has secret underground tunnels lmfao
THE MOLE PEOPLE! (1956)
The force pregnancy birth scene was peak hollywood virtue signaling
“The universe doesn’t welcome women like us” oh ffs can you make it any more obvious 🤦🏻♂️
"The Power of DEI, The power of SBI, the Power of Wokeeee"
Honestly seems like a South park joke.
Lesbian feminist dream come true.
The Force impregnating a women would strongly imply that the Force is male, wouldn't it?
Leslye Headland doesn't know how fire works, so she clearly wouldn't know how the force works.
Fire is a social construct, comrade.
But I bet she knows how friction works
Acolyte Season 1 and Rings of Power Season 2 in the same year. What did we do to deserve this.
Just bad timing. If those stories weren’t previously awesome they wouldn’t be currently making sequels and prequels. There was a time when they were good, even great.
It's in revelations. Just waiting for the rest of the horsemen at this point.
Don't forget Discovery S5 and Doctor Who. What a time to be alive 🤮
And Wheel of Time, the absolute horror
"what killed them? - don't know- it wasn't the fire as they are not burnt.. so what was it - maybe THEY JUST DIED FROM EMBARRASSMENT FROM DOING THIS EARLIER ON" 🤣🤣🤣brilliant !!!!😂😂😂
So let me get this straight. Mae burns down the village because her sister made a choice she didn't like. Then goes on a personal vendetta against the Jedi who were there who had nothing to do with it? Mae murdered her family and everyone she's every known and we're supposed to feel sorry for her? I knew the writing was bad, but Holy hell! If she isn't killed by the end of this show, their is no justice here.
I bet they have an upcoming episode in which the sociopath girl gets her own flashback, with a bunch of different bvllshit in it, to try and justify her own bvllshit. To try and portray her as misunderstood and redeemable. It'll be even more ridiculous.
@@NefariousKoel my bets on this
I'm getting flashbacks to when they tried to make us think Reeva was a good character on a redemption arc. I think it tells us a lot about these writers when they can't even characterize right and wrong correctly, and of course these idiots on the promo tour saying "good and evil don't exist in Star Wars". 🙄
You can't get this STRAIGHT. It's LGBTQIA+ too much.
@samokazem2211 you right, forgive my ignorance
"The customer is always right in matters if taste."
-Common knowledge
"The customers are the problem."
-disney
Concrete burning: combustability is a social construct!!
Fire in space: vacuum did identify as oxygen!! What don't you understand!!! 😂
LoL 😅😊
They couldn't even cgi some kind of magical space fire. 120 million dollars only goes so far.
I’ve heard some people say maybe the flashback was a biased memory from one of the characters and it didn’t actually happen like that, meaning the stone temple didn’t actually burn down, but that’s just lame in a different way. We’ve never before in Star Wars had an “unreliable narrator” type story where things happen and then later they reveal it didn’t actually happen that way.
@@insensitive919it was 180 million IIRC
@@insensitive919 Fire acts almost like liquid in space, it forms bubbles and cools rapidly from red-hot to iridescent blue and disappears. Can you imagine how awesome that would look? If only they did even just a basic Google search.....
The casual "Arsehole twins" Took me out 😂
You my friend are national internet treasure. Your descriptions are top notch and nailed.
A bunch of middle aged women having a mental break down.... which is completely normal 🤣🤣🤣
Lesbian Commie Space Witch: "Everybody hates us for no reason."
Also Lesbian Commie Space Witch: Mind-grapes an innocent padawan just to win an argument with his master.
Yeah, I can't imagine why nobody likes them! 🤣
Might have something to do with the fact they completely spoil their children even if they’re obvious psychopaths. If my neighbors had a little turd kid constantly torturing cats and dogs I might consider moving too.
It's funny that y'all keep parroting this shit about Acolyte, despite there being one show to date with staunchly anti-Capitalist messaging and a confirmed lesbian couple: Andor.
@@jagerblitzen4017we boycott all Star Queers media these days.
I just enjoy Reaper showing how stupid and lazy their writing is
@jagerblitzen4017 funny how "y'all" love spreading your love on here. Keep em coming your quips are GOLD.
@@jagerblitzen4017 Anti-authoritarian. Fixed it for you.
Women living harmoniously with one another?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My ASS
0:41
That facial expression is literally us right now.
4:01 the way Anakins mother says 'there was no father' is great, she's kind of freaked out by it, unsure of what happened..... the way the black lesbian girl boss says 'they have no father' and smirks, she looks like she's proud and happy to say this.... WTF?
A growler grinder makes a show and fills with noir growler grinders. How imaginative.
So, the reason why Star Wars is failing, is not because of the writers, the directors, the actors, the producers, the studio, no. It's because I'm not watching.
I had no idea I was so important.
That excuse can be used in literally every situation of failure possible.
@@MagnumBullets47 “it’s not my fault customers won’t buy my asparagus ice cream. My friends, who don’t eat it, all say it’s great. It’s the customers fault, obviously.”
"Now where have i seen that before" Shows clip..🤣🤣🤣🤣
the meme cuts are hilarious.
Its like no one in the office has more than one brain cell
It's all the hate for the material, the fanbase, and not enough testosterone.
I’m convinced that they are intentionally trying to wreck, destroy and rewrite all the George Lucas canon so they can do whatever they want.
1:30 "You are only a paying customer. Just stop complaining about things and eat the slop."
Don't ask questions, just consume product then get excited for next product.
10:52 LMFAO LEGIT GOT ME LAUGHING OUT MY DRINK BRO, "maybe they just died of embarassment" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Give someoe Reaper a friggin medal. Great summary as always.
Love his summaries!
I worked food service for 14 years from age 16. Every time I hear "OSHA" I can't stop thinking Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
😂😂😂🤣
My thoughts after watching ep3: Anakin's execution of order 66 was heroic.
reaper is brutal i like this guy
Blck girl magic 😂
This is more like black girl tragic
Welfare?
George Lucas' greatest fault is letting Kathleen Kennedy take over Star Wars.
After 2005 he stopped giving a shit about Star Wars, which explains why he let Filoni do whatever the fuck he wanted in 2008.
And then sold the franchise to Disney, effectively killing it.
All we’ve been seeing ever since is just necrophilia
Clearly, Kennedy is inept of keeping the legacy running, although Bob Iger is at fault here. Had it been Universe Pictures, this would not have happened.
That chant is clearly demonic
nah it's just a child's song
@@marcogenovesi8570 listen to the lyrics. It's straight out of occult rituals
Imagine witches being demonic?
I should clarify I don't like witches.
@@billthomas478 are you an expert of occult rituals or you react like this to all creepy children songs?
I cried butterfly tears! I felt all of the feelings!
My review of the third episode: What an incoherent mess. These witches were expelled from somewhere and almost became extinct until Aniseya used the Force to implant twins in Coril’s womb? Let's ignore the fact that Anakin was unique in this regard and created by the Force itself, and not by the Sith, no one told them that children can be made much easier? If Coryl gave birth to them, why are they human and not zabraks? By the way, the actresses are obviously not twins, but this way you can at least tell them apart... Why do they hunt with a bow and arrow, but at the same time they have electronic doors and children know how to short-circuit wires? Why didn't they delay Ascension until the Jedi left? If you decide to lie that there are no children here, why insert before that “we are not part of the Republic”? Why not take the children to the bedroom where they won’t be seen? Why didn’t Aniseya simply refuse the Jedi to conduct the test, if she so doesn’t want to let Osha go, why hypnosis right away? Do you seriously think that an 8-year-old child should decide his own destiny? Why are you holding a meeting if Aniseya decided for everyone anyway? Osha, do you seriously think the Jedi will believe that you mistook a rabbit for a ship? May, if you don't want to lose your sister, WHY KILL HER? THE OUTCOME IS THE SAME! Why is there a secret hole in the room wide enough for a child? How did the fire engulf the entire stone house so quickly and what exploded there? Why did the rest of the witches die, their bodies unharmed? What was May trying to achieve by grabbing Osha’s hands? How did she survive? Why didn't the Jedi check who was alive? They can't put out fires with the Force like Vader?
Overall, May is a stupid bitch who is ready to kill her sister just not to give her to the Jedi, who killed her entire family and blames the Jedi for this. I thought there couldn’t be worse than Reva’s motivation, but they outdid her.
Don't ask questions. Just consume product, and get excited for next product.
Story telling is a social construct
I think the reason why this episode was so bad, it caused everyone to cancel their subscription to Disney Plus is because of how the Lesbians were being portrayed in that episode. I mean their clan leader basically mind f**ked a young Padawan when his master was trying to negotiate with the Witch Clan in letting them take the twins to master their Force powers. That boy didn’t even fight back and yet this Witch Clan Leader is justified in using her powers that almost caused the boy to be in a cationic state.
Jodie Turner talked up her character as a "powerful leader". All the girlboss movies of the past few years are all about showing "strong" or "powerful" women on screen. What they _do_ with that power apparently doesn't matter. The power is the point. Head Lesbian Witch doing that is morally fine because it shows how "powerful" she is.
I honestly think that's one reason why people find these girlboss stories so annoying. With male characters what they do is what's important. With the female characters it's who they are. A story about a powerful person being powerful isn't much of a story.
@@BiggieTrismegistus But what about the Padawan boy that Witch Clan Leader mink f**k?
Jedi: "We wanna give your kids puberty blockers...er....I mean teach them the force".
Parents: "NO!"
Jedi: "Hey kids, dont listen to your parents, Wanna learn of the puberty blockers... ahem... force?"
If the Lesbian Witch magic is so strong, why are they killed so easily? Answer: They secretly hated each other. And obviously the Force is male as it knocked up that woman.
* FIX * Luke wakes up from a fever dream he tells his son and 2 daughters about it. There you go. All wiped clean.
They keep blaming the fans not because they think they can shame them into liking their slop but because they get a thrill out of it.
The Acolyte went full Cleopatra.
You never go full Cleopatra.
😂 Love these little meme clips that support the brutal honest critics of this shite
8:50 Bro I'm dying!🤣
Bro your accent while describing all this was hilarious
They ripped off Anakin’s force. In the words of Harry Potter, “How dare you stand where he stood!”
“It’s over, Anakin. I have the threadground!” said Obi-Wan, slowly caressing his LGBTQ shirt
I love how 3 episodes in the only white guys we see are an insane convict who leaves her to die, and a Jedi who kills himself out of guilt. What a surprise.
Hahahaha that clip with the J coming out of the street had my dying
Showed up for funni video,
Stayed because of funni comments.
(Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon)
Thanos (me): Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
Rebbel Mon is not better than this
I mean, it's basically this, but with more slowmo and more G R A I N
@@marcogenovesi8570 and they act like the grain is as important as Spice or Death Star plans. WTF was Zack smoking?!?!
love your content bro, your accent is amazing 😭😭👌
worse than the last jedi
People will talk about the last Jedi the same way they talk about revenge of the sith after 2 more seasons of this show
The power of one haha wtf was that bs. How much drugs are these writers on ?
Definitely longer.
"We find out two women were able to have children using the force" 💀
I'm intrigued: who is this mysterious Fred? May the Fred be with us all.
I love how they depict these "peaceful utopian cultures" like this one, the Amazons and Wakanda as pacifist that somehow are great warriors but then they act super violent and lose all their battles.
It’s quite easy to pretend you’re great when there is no threat present
8:45 You just earned yourself a subscriber. Well done 😂
Darth Vader would destroy them with ease 😂😂😂
2:56 Bruh I'm dying
black lesbian girlboss yaaz yaaz
7:05 they don’t take older kids???
“No, he it too old. Too old to begin the training.”
Yoda, about LUKE, and Obi Wans response is “was I that much younger?”
8:55 made my day 😂
That cut to Thor saying "Its not possible" made my laugh way to hard!
8:53 - Holy sh*t, so Reaper is JQ-pilled, fair play dude!!
I haven't even seen a single second of that show.
The power of one: ☝️
The power of two:🤘
The power of many: ✊️
😆
A turd circling around a toilet refusing to be flushed! that got me big time.