Why Everyone Hates The Acolyte

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  • @JonnyLawYT
    @JonnyLawYT  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +399

    Sorry about the audio issues guys, my bad 💀

    • @Aldini_to
      @Aldini_to 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      it's understandable, you were too flabbergasted by how bad the acolyte was.

    • @Rinzler_Lives
      @Rinzler_Lives 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think the audio is fine 🤙🏽

    • @emansuela_real
      @emansuela_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      At first I thought the "thread" was talking to me, telling me of what's to come.

    • @GeekOwtLowd
      @GeekOwtLowd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I thought you were just performing a witch echo chant.
      The power of MMMAAANNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!

    • @LordAntisonic
      @LordAntisonic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I just thought my meds were hitting harder tonite...woah bro

  • @lazytyrant9010
    @lazytyrant9010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +695

    It's like they're trying their hardest to prove Cartman right.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The “put a chick in it and make her lame and gay” thing!

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      More like Cartman just stated the obvious. The entire planet was already well aware.

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@PeopleRTheProblem South Park made fun of woke people 2 decades ago. The episode where Kyle's family moves to San Francisco and everyone is sniffing their farts is from 2006

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@dissect123 that’s not woke. That was making fun of the pretentiousness of certain people.

    • @dissect123
      @dissect123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PeopleRTheProblem it is woke af, rewatch it.
      A loud minority trying to impact and discriminate against the way the majority of society live while celebrating their own smugness.
      Also kids of woke clowns being drug addicted, very accurate.

  • @Gaelencolors
    @Gaelencolors 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Her wife being in this shows exactly how serious they took the project.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      well communist lesbian space witch village wasn't entirely what I expected of Star Wars

  • @thepunchableface1506
    @thepunchableface1506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    It's a murder mystery. Star Wars has been killed and it's a mystery how the people who partcipated in the muder still have a job.

    • @hrdley911
      @hrdley911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      EXCELLENT! 😂

    • @Alex8609BrindyJames
      @Alex8609BrindyJames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Media outlets shilling for Disney Star Wars is also a problem.

    • @jumpjuicestuff
      @jumpjuicestuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Elementry!! my dear punchable

    • @jumpjuicestuff
      @jumpjuicestuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Alex8609BrindyJames I can already hear it rippling though time!!

  • @beartackle
    @beartackle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    The witches were a power of many, yet they died from a power of one who set rocks on fire.

    • @RandallvanOosten-ln5wf
      @RandallvanOosten-ln5wf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Makes sense to Bob Iger. But the Disney Accounting Dept is struggling.

    • @hrdley911
      @hrdley911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Well, styrofoam stone is pretty flammable 😂

    • @MonoLith2049
      @MonoLith2049 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah you can make anything sound bad if ur going to use words of logic & reason. 😂

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the fact that everything about that scene was weird, wrong, and/or physically impossible didn't tip you off, I'm just not sure how to help you.

  • @waltsalemastick814
    @waltsalemastick814 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    I'm getting so sick of not only Disney ruining Star Wars more and more, but just bought out megacorporations in general ruining everything we love.

  • @JGburneraccount
    @JGburneraccount 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Even with the audio issues this video still made 10 times more sense than the acolyte's story telling.

  • @emhu2594
    @emhu2594 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    Disney hiring harvey weinsteins personal assistant is repulsive. I would also expect a better show when the showrunner is a sith acolyte in real life. Write what ya know leslie

    • @rasalasblack
      @rasalasblack 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It is interesting how both Weinstein and Headland have the same "preferences." It's not a far off idea that she also, well.┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌

    • @PraxesArdenn
      @PraxesArdenn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      She is writing what she knows. She has 4 years of experience with "the force."

    • @notreallymyname3736
      @notreallymyname3736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, they're the same dudes that pander to the LGBTQ here, and remove them from their movies overseas, lectures about racism here, and removes black actors from movies in China, and makes movies near concentration camps... Frankly, it's pretty on brand.

  • @jamessimon3433
    @jamessimon3433 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    im so beyond caring about anything Disney related. Is anyone expecting any quality at this point?

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I have hope for Andor season 2, but that’s the definition of an anomaly. Otherwise no.

    • @ProfessorPesca
      @ProfessorPesca 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I think at this point the viewership of these Star Wars shows is 90% TH-camrs watching so they can pump out some more content.

    • @Andulvar
      @Andulvar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like asking if one expects quality coming out of Japan's entertainment industry. No, I fully expect stuff made for sex pests made by sex pests.

    • @Only1BandIsTheBand
      @Only1BandIsTheBand 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      deadpool & wolverine gonna be great, don't lie to yourself

    • @jamessimon3433
      @jamessimon3433 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ProfessorPesca for sure

  • @rickimahabir
    @rickimahabir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    The chanting reminds me of rings of power cringe, "the sea is always right"

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Kindly reminder: this gringefest has a budget of 180 $ Million ......allegedly.
    For 8 episodes, that run from 30-45 minutes.
    To put this into perspective: Dune-Part 1 cost only 145 $ Million to be made.
    John Wick- Part 4: 98 $ Million budget
    Top Gun Maverick: 160 $ Million budget
    And these are all big blockbuster movies with tons of elaborate action scenes, stunts, VFX, shot on location etc. etc.
    Hell, Godzilla Minus-One cost less than 15 $ Million to be made!!

    • @mkhud50n
      @mkhud50n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      $180 million in 2024 money equals about $100 million in 2021 money.
      It only costs $4,000 to go bang sticks and scream in the woods.
      They made money off the cast, filmed it and pocketed the rest.

    • @owieczkacs
      @owieczkacs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "budget" of 180 million dollars on company balance sheet = less profit at the end of the year = less taxes that need to be paid

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    At this point it's a question what don't we hate about it, The bad acting, the terrible cringey dialogue, the nonsensical plot, the again heavy handed politics of making the Jedi, who are effectively space police, the bad guys, the Lesbian Space Witches using the Force to Immaculately Conceive....I can't believe that's a thing and not just a stupid madlib.
    Everything, Everything about it sucks.

    • @jacob96014
      @jacob96014 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You remember Anakin being conceived without a father? because it was the will of the force, the be all, end all to all evil and by being denied again and again countless times after proving himself. His arrogance and ego eventually turned him into one of the Dark Sides most formidable foes. The no father plot was interesting and the payoff showed everything tied to that and around that. This is now Thread force? lesbians making TWO Anakin's. two is more and that means Anakin wasn't shit haha. aren't we better guys? TWO! I've always been a fan of the prequels, i thought the world building was amazing and i learned so much from it. People hated it, most did and i think those people now are just wishing the quality was that of the prequels. You never realize what you have until its been lesbianized

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m curious how the witches reproduce, taking into account that most of them are literally different spices, so how does that work? Are all of them “force kids”?

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jacob96014prequels expanded the universe immensely, without them most Star Wars content wouldn’t exist, people forget that, the films weren’t all that great, but they had moments of brilliance too.

    • @matzepella
      @matzepella 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jacob96014 U see where the bar was and where it is now.😅 Good f ing job disney...🤡

    • @missAlice1990
      @missAlice1990 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "At this point it's a question what don't we hate about it"
      The Squid Game guy?

  • @VanceHelw
    @VanceHelw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    Reminding someone that their whole family died in a fire is such a dumb and insensitive thing to say, and that isn't even necessary for audience's context because they tell her backstory in Ep3 anyway.

    • @LordCraneo2
      @LordCraneo2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And not only a normal fire, a fire that apparently can fucking burn stone.

    • @ardendragoon
      @ardendragoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@LordCraneo2 it was a lesbionic fire. It burns through anything.

    • @timbothejedi4146
      @timbothejedi4146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Most of this show is people getting talked at aka characters talking to the audience.

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@LordCraneo2see, fire in star wars, is female, it can burn in space, burns stone and you are just being sexist. Check mate nerd.

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@timbothejedi4146it soo in your face too, like they didn’t even try.

  • @Gaelencolors
    @Gaelencolors 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    You remember when Maul nearly killed Qui Gon on Tatooine?
    Remember stakes, remember everything you invested in this series?

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Headland wasn’t Harvey’s assistant for a year, she was with him for six years.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yet, Harvey never touched her.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@davidjacobs8558 Why would he, have you seen her?

    • @TheoJay615
      @TheoJay615 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Redditors spreading misinformation as facts again

    • @kintarooe7745
      @kintarooe7745 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alexman378 that's the point you genius

    • @triciacarr5019
      @triciacarr5019 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Six days is more than a decent person would last.

  • @googleifyouseekayu
    @googleifyouseekayu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    the power of one, the power of two! the power of jonnyyyyy!

  • @johnnylight0
    @johnnylight0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "I give you, you."
    "You give me, me"
    So one's doing all the giving?

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nice catch. Just another example of bad writing.

  • @veronicadavanzo2064
    @veronicadavanzo2064 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The acting at 7:48 is 10/10 Oscar material. I was deeply moved…to laughter and disbelief that this school play level writing and performance made the final cut. “tHaTs HeR!”

    • @cristela4034
      @cristela4034 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      All acting seems to be terrible in this show. The only one that seems to be putting an effort is the squid game guy that apparently learned to speak English to act in this show.

    • @loliH9
      @loliH9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@cristela4034 I legit feel bad for him.

  • @steveouk90126
    @steveouk90126 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    22:00 - "My character, she's a par-ful leedah!"
    She runs a cult of a dozen women on a retreat to banish their anger thru interpretive dance and song. We have _very_ different definitions of "powerful" it seems.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lesbian Interpretive Dinner Theater

    • @triciacarr5019
      @triciacarr5019 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂😂
      😒 no seriously that ‘song’ wasn’t funny. It haunts me.

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    It’s very clear the creators of this show had to self insert into the story for their own petty ego and don’t give two shits about the canon or continuity of story

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It adds to the lore of Disney Star Wars in rather interesting ways.

    • @ethansmith3873
      @ethansmith3873 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fundhund62just don’t fucking reply at this point it added nothing but more garbage onto an already rotting pile of shit.

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Rocks can catch fire and kill powerful space witches in a bonfire that doesnt get near them. Wow

  • @PsychotoasterProd
    @PsychotoasterProd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The thing is, the "Attack me with all your strength" isn't a new line, and in the right context with the right delivery, it can work. Shaw Brothers movies used it all the time (or variants like it), but you have to be a stonecold badass like Kiryu Kazuma in a final boss fight to pull it off, not this milktoast like wiff of a girl.

  • @S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc
    @S1337theoddoneout-ip9xc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    9:54 Well, not with out reason the main character is named: Occupational Safety and Health Administration OSHA. Of course she, i'm sorry, they/them know how to properly use a seat belt and brace for impact.

  • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
    @user-zq6sz2cr6g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    22:00 I love the way the actress has spent so much effort researching and developing her character that she improvises the description with 'it's very like', 'kind of cool', 'sort of'.

  • @EmpathNaga
    @EmpathNaga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    7:00 Technically, there could be a fire in space if there's an external oxygen source, like what might have been from that tank? Maybe? But it doesn't look like that. Without gravity, fire burns outward in all directions at once. It's really beautiful, actually.

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "...Fire burns outwards in all directions, at once..."
      There's something poetic about that.

    • @MadTamB
      @MadTamB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree, but a fire extinguisher wouldn't work.

    • @glennbrown2704
      @glennbrown2704 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There have been tons of explosions in Star Wars, but all of sudden it is an issue?? Same concept with this fire, ignition of oxygen into space.

    • @Nosferatu666rules
      @Nosferatu666rules 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@glennbrown2704 A ship / station filled with an oxygen atmosphere exploding in a fireball makes more (not much, just more) sense then some electronics catching fire. It's not the same concept at all.

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@glennbrown2704 Well you see, fire in space is a problem in this case because....uh....reasons.

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Not everyone hates the Acolyte- just the people who have seen it.

    • @paulcheney3636
      @paulcheney3636 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boom boom 😂

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      More like "Just the people who don't understand it." Which apparently is damn-near everyone.

    • @jayc3715
      @jayc3715 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jaiclary8423 I'm probably replying to a bot but I'll bite....Yeah that must be it, we just don't "get it". Even if that was the case, the cheap sets and wardrobes, wooden acting, terrible pacing and storytelling, cringe worthy lines like "We have an unidentified force user" 🤣 is reason enough not to like it. I've watched much better with no budget amateur fan films. If they claim that Acolyte's budget was $180 million, there needs to be an investigation of where that money went, because it wasn't spent on the show.

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jayc3715 Not a bot, and let's be very clear what you've done here - you've retreated into ultimate subjectivity. "Cheap sets and wardrobe" = are they? by what metric? "wooden acting" = by what metric? hard to argue with. "terrible pacing and storytelling" - by what metric? These are your claims, so tell me, how are they falsifiable? Claims are false by default, and while I'm charitable in dispute, I'm not *that* charitable. Also FFS there are plenty of bad lines in the show, "unidentified force user" isn't one of them. Strange though how all of these braindead negative posts seem to know the show has a 180m budget. Almost like I'm talking to a bot.

    • @negroniusblaximus7420
      @negroniusblaximus7420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well lop my cock off and fuck the hole we got a live groid worshiping troonerald ​@@jaiclary8423

  • @melyboe
    @melyboe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Headland stated once that she used to write Star Wars fan fiction when she was a teenager. Clearly she just copy + paste it and pretended to have a writers room (with people who never saw or read anything SW)...
    "Attack me! With all your strength!" makes much more sense now 🤦‍♂

    • @MatrixSJD
      @MatrixSJD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And that goddamned line is used twice! With the same pose and everything.

  • @jumpjuicestuff
    @jumpjuicestuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    i don't even watch the Acolyte i just wait for the youtubers to scream and confirm my theory...it was bad.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thats the ticket. If a certain group of youtubers ar eyelping like a husky, clapping like a seal, and gaping like a hungry hungry hippo during their reaction videos, the thing must be abhorrent.

    • @wolfmauler
      @wolfmauler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Uh-oh! That's precisely what the mainstream media is accusing the fanbase of doing 😂

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@wolfmauler They're really fishing for those hate-watch numbers. Conveniently forgetting their own "it's not for you" statements.

    • @crustyMilk
      @crustyMilk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@TG-ge1oh I don't understand why ppl are so sure that behavior is bad faith. And far as I can tell, TH-camrs of that sort are the only silver lining to the endless swaths of sludge that Disney, and the like, have been churning out for bout the last 10 years now.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@crustyMilk I see your point.
      In my defense, I mean just look at them. The only time an adult makes those faces and utters such squeals is when playing with their newborn 😅

  • @flyingfish7787
    @flyingfish7787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Johnny Depp got fired from Pirates of Carribbean by Disney, due to his Amber Turd case in England.
    And the Same Disney, has zero problem with hiring this female who worked closely for the evil island old man.

    • @MatrixSJD
      @MatrixSJD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She has to have dirt on either people at Lucasfilm or Disney, no other explanation for this kind of trash to be greenlit.

    • @GuiltlessGear
      @GuiltlessGear 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's Epstein, not Weinstein.
      he still sucks tho

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MatrixSJDagreed. It reeks of corruption. She knows where the bodies are buried for sure.

  • @Zarhunas
    @Zarhunas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Haribo-witch with the "Lakritzschnecke" (black licorice wheel?) on her forhead allways amuses me.

  • @Apvizionz
    @Apvizionz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I would have never imagined Disney could make such terrible descisions one after another. Awesome company Bob.

    • @notreallymyname3736
      @notreallymyname3736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everytime I feel stupid; I compare my decisions to Disney, and I feel a LOT better. 😂

  • @krnatsu
    @krnatsu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Acolyte, to me, is simply derivative of ideas and story elements done better in other Star Wars moveis/series. Occupational Safety and Health Administration trying to prove her innocence is akin to Ahoska's Arc during season 4/5 in Clone Wars (can't remember exactly which one). Her also having a long lost twin and them being connected to the Force, like Luke and Leia. And them both being created using the Force....like Anakin. And showing that the Jedi are not as perfectly good as one may think...like the prequals, I could go on. My point is that, all the latter versions of the examples I gave that are present in the Acolyte, are done with actual grace and competency. The Acolyte comes off as a show simply praising the idea or concept, without taking into account the execution

  • @lemond2007
    @lemond2007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Don't worry, I noticed the transition from the MIB Neuralizer back to you. And I appreciated it. Well done.

  • @wintersoldier164
    @wintersoldier164 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    They made not only anakin the chosen third, but also made plagueis look like a moron

    • @russianoverkill3715
      @russianoverkill3715 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Chosen one retcon to Anakin was an awful decision from the start

    • @willbennett7697
      @willbennett7697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@russianoverkill3715 It was always Anakin though. Anakin technically brought balance to the force when he left things at two sith and two jedi, and from the jedis view of balance he did by "killing" the emperor in Return of the Jedi. Which got ruined when they brought him back in Rise of Skywalker, which was dumb.

    • @willbennett7697
      @willbennett7697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agreed. The hole point of Anakin going to the darkside was to find a way to use the force to save Padme. He was told Plagueis found a way to use the force to make life and stop death, but some how this coven has a women who just did it with no problem and it made twins? Like what? Such bad writing.

    • @russianoverkill3715
      @russianoverkill3715 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@willbennett7697 no, Anakin just wanted more power, he even admitted to supporting dictatorships when hopelessly flirting Padme, whom he then choked while jumping to far fetched conclusions, that she brought Obi-Wan to end him.

    • @willbennett7697
      @willbennett7697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@russianoverkill3715 While sure that was his secondary goal the first was to stop death. To have the control over it because he couldnt save his mother and had the fear of losing Padme too from his nightmares showing she die in child birth. Not knowing it was caused by his fall to the darkside and 'breaking her heart."

  • @dragonstryk7280
    @dragonstryk7280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I mean, it kind of starts from the beginning, "OMG, Cate MOSS as a Jedi Master?! HELL yes!"..... oh wait, no, and she's dead to total stupid. Alien species just sound like... random folks with no discernable accent unless you're a non-American. "Ooh, hey, it's the guy from Squid Game? Cool! Are we gonna get more of a Kurasawa thing, like referencing back to 7 Samurai?" Oh, wait no, just a murder mystery with no mystery.
    "Fight me!"
    "No."
    "Well, I'll just keep killing innocent people until you show me how evil you are... How DARE you pull a weapon on me after I tried to murder you and everyone else here multiple times to make you fight me to the death!"

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Master Indara was sitting in a cantina, cold and aloof, surrounded by thugs, looking like a mob boss while a child begged for coin outside, and didn't even lift a hand to help until she needed to.
      There was a lot more going on in this scene than is immediately obvious.

    • @dragonstryk7280
      @dragonstryk7280 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jaiclary8423 You just described 98% of the cantinas in Star Wars. And the most Obi-Wan did in a cantina was cut a dudes arm off.
      And her opponent tried to kill a bartender for some stupid "fight me" crap, and attacked the entire bar for the same reason.
      There were A LOT of stupid things going on in that bar.

  • @JETBLACKPRIEST
    @JETBLACKPRIEST 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I've been waiting for this. I can't believe we have makeup this bad 10 years post gamora.

    • @ayanasdollyworld5630
      @ayanasdollyworld5630 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Bad make-up. Bad wigs. Bad acting. My eyes are burning!

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Star Wars makeup was better at my friend's 5th birthday party back in 2004.

  • @linus116
    @linus116 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Disney: “For my next trick, I’ll shall put $300m into Mandalorian and Grogu as well as $350m into the Rey movie to a total net loss of $1 BILLLLLLLION”
    Take that bigots

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s DEIsney now.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At this rate it'll DIE...sney.

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After all of them fail, Bob Iger with twitching faces gathers all of his white employees and starts shouting at them for being such a disappointment. You need to work harder, damn it. Why am I even paying you???

    • @dontbeorbeevil
      @dontbeorbeevil 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      **Stares at Disney in disbelieve** Where...How...Where did 1 billion go???

  • @jackprutsman821
    @jackprutsman821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    They killed the X-Wing and Armada tabletop games. I'm officially done with Star Wars in its entirety.

    • @kamakazed3747
      @kamakazed3747 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Took ya long enough mate, welcome

  • @nsob8897
    @nsob8897 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just had to play that clip of the circus clown screeching "I'm a wiiiiiitch!" didn't ya?

  • @HellaSayHella
    @HellaSayHella 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    There's no way Headland didn't know or see shit. She probably did, and has dirt on people, and that's why she got the directing role haha.

    • @vanrex7682
      @vanrex7682 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well she was the assistant of Weinstein dude must have had friends joining him in his “activities”…

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bet she watched everything from a cracked open closet door elbows deep in herself, fantasizing she was the one with the Schwartz 😂😂😂

    • @ryanh.9603
      @ryanh.9603 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ong she probably blackmailing someone at disney

  • @thegauntlet90
    @thegauntlet90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dude, I thought I was alone in my intense hatred of musical theater 🤝

  • @superkang7448
    @superkang7448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    To add to your father in the casket in sequins analogy...and the funeral director is not only shocked that you're upset but accuses you of being a homophobe....

  • @orcashadow8989
    @orcashadow8989 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Don't know why your vomiting out the word 'musical theatre' like that made me burst out laughing but it did. The delivery was so great.

  • @someinteresting
    @someinteresting 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Why jedi use the Force to open non locked doors?

  • @emansuela_real
    @emansuela_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Glad you're covering this!

  • @androgyny77
    @androgyny77 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Based :) You know what's amazing though - remember after TLJ how TH-cam just blew up with a wealth of great content, it feels like that again, I can feel it like electricity in the air.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's honestly gotten so bad I don't even enjoy watching people tear it apart. They aren't even trying with these shows.

  • @santiagogaliano1020
    @santiagogaliano1020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    7:20 if some comes and tell me my own life story.. I'd ask them "why the hell are you telling me things I already know about myself??"

  • @mavisbeacon6770
    @mavisbeacon6770 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Princess Leia literally took the gun and helped save herself. We LOVED that. This garbage is manipulation. Done very poorly.

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anyone else get the notion that Leslye's production credits read more like a series of oddly specific incidents one might have experienced or instigated while working directly for Weinstein? That's quite a coincidence!

  • @friedrichmann4628
    @friedrichmann4628 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Its amazing , everytime we think it cant get any dumber it gets worse. Is there a contest going on?

  • @emansuela_real
    @emansuela_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That witch edit almost made me choke on my food.

  • @nygmla
    @nygmla 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    She deep knowledge.... of where the bodies are buried, so to speak.
    She wasn't a dumb assistant for 4 years, she probably kept a black book which she is now using to her advantage. How else can you describe giving this nobody the reins of an entire franchise...

  • @akseiya
    @akseiya 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People who don't appreciate the magnificence of musical theatre deserve the power of manyyyyyyyy

  • @h-dawg969
    @h-dawg969 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm about 15 minutes in and the movement of the MOOTASH when it's trying to say MmmM Musicals is impeccable! It's good to be back Jonathan...

  • @chaz9808
    @chaz9808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Every character just gives cringe exposition to each other telling each other things they already know very amateurish writing

  • @flygonkerel781
    @flygonkerel781 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "as above,so below" not even subtle

  • @juantony
    @juantony 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just predicted how the ending is going to be. It begins with both sisters finally seeing their differences (who wouldn’t seen that coming?) join forces and defeat the smiley Sith Lord, or sort..? They grabbed their lightsaber and butter knife, but before they hit the final blow, they said the line!
    “The power of one! The power of two! The power of many!”
    *I would legit bet on anything that would be the ending!*

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, first of all, adult Osha and Mae are the same person. But yes, they'll resolve their differences to battle the Sith Lord Master Sol, who will probably be betrayed and killed by his apprentice Qimir. Congratulations, you've been spoiled.

    • @juantony
      @juantony 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jaiclary8423
      Well, it’s not much of a spoiler if it’s that predictable. Lol

    • @jaiclary8423
      @jaiclary8423 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@juantony Thanks! I welcome any ally against the horde of white men who think the show has zero complexity, even if you think it's "not much of a spoiler."

  • @jeremyallen5974
    @jeremyallen5974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I was going to ask why Disney doesn't make a Mon Mothma show if they are so obsessed with 'strong female characters', but then I realized that she's the exact opposite of what Disney wants from their 'strong women'

    • @andynowicki4532
      @andynowicki4532 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She has a role in Andor, the only decent SW show

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@andynowicki4532shame that she was forced to play second fiddle to a FAR less interesting character...

  • @dissect123
    @dissect123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    this is cultural appropriation, they are making star wars without knowing what star wars is

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it’s not

    • @WannabeShady90
      @WannabeShady90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@teamtundra2619Wasn't Star Wars created, filmed, written, watched, read and played by white men? By the definition of the woke, only straight white men should be allowed to work with Star Wars...

    • @emma_luce_0623
      @emma_luce_0623 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They have no right to appropriate nerd culture 😠

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@emma_luce_0623 what

  • @mechgouki7999
    @mechgouki7999 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Only Headland would need 3 chapters to find an a-hole, and all she needed was a mirror.

  • @docker4671
    @docker4671 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    it's so astounding how bad it is that it can't have been an accident, and had to have been made terrible on purpose. but why?

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is the scene in the Wrong Trousers where the Feathers McGraw is revealed to be the lodger after he removes the rubber glove from his head.
    Wallace: "YOU!!"

  • @samaritan_sys
    @samaritan_sys 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s not even a good Leia tattoo. Like, would even guess that was Leia without her telling you?

  • @jdpolo8679
    @jdpolo8679 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    How can i hate Disney's trash tv and movies? If they didn't exist, I'd have never found my way here.

  • @philanselmo1198
    @philanselmo1198 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This nerd isn't gay. I resent them for saying "nerds are gay". If they meant "gay" in the 90s playground sort of way, that would be fine... but we know they don't.

  • @UberTankred
    @UberTankred 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    *"Always gay, they are. No straight. No lass. A top and a bottom."*
    - Master Yoda, speaking about the SHIT.

  • @FearfulEntertainment
    @FearfulEntertainment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The part of Anakin destroying the Deathstar really made me lol

  • @DoodsUnited
    @DoodsUnited 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Yeah so she was Harvey's personal assistant, no big deal!"
    Imagine if she had been an assistant of the Donald Drumpf, dood.

  • @erikvarela2045
    @erikvarela2045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If we lived in a just universe, the creators of this show would be making nothing more than a few cents per watch of their terrible content and Jonny Law would get $180 million for that awesome napalm joke. Alas, we do not live in a just universe.

  • @gavinadams4572
    @gavinadams4572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It really is an achievment to make something so s hitty its beyond s hitty

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Compare the experience and credits of people pre-2019 and post-2020 at big studios. It's not a slope, it's a cliff.

  • @royscult9
    @royscult9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man, your humor is top notch, great video as always!

  • @KuroOokami167
    @KuroOokami167 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Okay... not sure how I feel about the autism joker there because I am actually autistic, high functioning but I do still live with autism.
    You don't have to like Taylor Swift, I don't really care for her one way or another, but it's pretty low brow to equate personal taste in music to a mental condition someone has no choice to live with. Even if I were a fan of Taylor that still wouldn't justify the joke because Autism isn't synonymous with the word stupid, so don't treat it that way, please.
    I can't always pick up on emotions or grasp certain concepts the moment they're conveyed to me, but that isn't because I'm an idiot. My brain just doesn't always register something. That's probably why things like riddles can stump me. It's not a lack of intelligence, it's how my mind interprets information. When information isn't literally stated to mean exactly the words used to describe it, it's confusing. Ex: what has 16 wheels and flies?
    My mind would and did get stumped trying to figure out what kind of aircraft literally has 16 wheels.
    Turns out the answer was a dump truck because flies was a noun, not a verb. It still makes sense but my mind didn't immediately grasp the other concept. To be fair, that's the point of a riddle. However, my point about autism is that emotions and such can be just as confusing as a riddle, more so than the average person. It's a basic example, but it's the best way I can think to represent how a capable mind can reach a different conclusion from what's intended. And really, that's just one way autism can affect those with it. However, that does NOT imply a lack of emotional or intellectual maturity. It's simply a difficulty.
    Using autism as a synonym for stupidity or idiocy is basically like harassing someone for being left handed because they were born without a right arm. Autism is so much more complex than, "they just don't get it or don't understand," because autism is NOT a product of ignorance nor even naivety. It is a condition that people like me have to live with and while we can improve how we handle situations, it doesn't change how our minds work. We can be well read and knowledgeable, intelligent even, but no amount of learning will change our unique perception.
    Think of it like Elden Ring, there's no difficulty slider. You're stuck with the game as is, but you can change how you approach challenges within the game. Well, autism doesn't change within a person, but the person can develop strategies to deal with it in their life, but you can't perfect run, no hit life.
    Please, don't use autism a replacement for stupidity. It's insensitive and insulting.
    You can say people have trash tastes but you can't blame a mental condition for it.

    • @Patterner
      @Patterner 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      well written

  • @SaintNemo52
    @SaintNemo52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I felt this was coming.

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had a bad feeling about this

  • @somerando8615
    @somerando8615 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "I was only Epstein's pilot for a year. You work at Boeing for a decade and nobody says anything. But fly the Lolita Express for a year and it's a big deal?"

    • @attilamarics3374
      @attilamarics3374 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think Harvey got exonarated.

  • @Krankensteinn
    @Krankensteinn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So who brought up the marketing study that found that when playing Batman the boys want to be Batman in Batmans world but the girls wanted Batman to play house in the girls world? Was it Chris Gore

  • @nittyclips
    @nittyclips 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:23 She freed the criminal because the show wants you to believe so badly that she is a good person despite her “unique circumstances.” They want you to say, “Look at this poor girl! She did something good and immediately got taken advantage of! This should make you overlook the fact that she killed a Jedi and is a POS!”
    I mean. this show’s writing is beyond embarrassing

  • @faktantarkistaja1347
    @faktantarkistaja1347 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:32 To skip the personal insults and get to the actual criticism that has at least SOME validity every once in a while. You're welcome.

  • @zuksontheline
    @zuksontheline 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the review I was waiting for 😂😂😂

  • @jwalk31
    @jwalk31 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hahahahaha! I wonder how many people got that Nile Rodgers dig. That was hilarious!!!! It took me a second to even register what you said. bravo.

  • @kevinhaynes9091
    @kevinhaynes9091 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "This being Hollywood..."
    Sort of! It was mostly filmed at Winnersh Studios, just outside Reading, in England. I imagine they're lying low, hoping no one noticed...

    • @mazkeraid4039
      @mazkeraid4039 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hollywood became Follyhood.

  • @TwoTonePictures
    @TwoTonePictures 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Wrong spect ratio...!!!" - Okay, that cracked me up.

  • @fa-en4mn
    @fa-en4mn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your review is better than watching a show that cost 180 million. Bravo, Bravo.

  • @jaredmarkham7300
    @jaredmarkham7300 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You're not alone channels like midnight's edge WDW pro that park place.
    Echo Base network.
    And many others. Have been calling this out for years.

  • @claykennedy6790
    @claykennedy6790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A Skies of Arcadia poster? A fellow man of culture, I see.

  • @DebLent
    @DebLent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "BRICK - FACE"🤬
    "ROBOT - HEAD"!🤖
    Nice 😅

  • @Corion2121
    @Corion2121 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:56 And that’s why Star Wars is fantasy and not sci-fi.

  • @Rinzler_Lives
    @Rinzler_Lives 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I was waiting for your video bro 🤘haha

  • @emansuela_real
    @emansuela_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    There is overlapping audio in a couple parts.

  • @ofensatul
    @ofensatul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was so spot on that it HURTS :)

  • @milcbred8216
    @milcbred8216 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "you lost your mothers, and sister." "I didn't know she had a twin." Good god

  • @MrClockw3rk
    @MrClockw3rk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Even the people who can’t stop watching it, and therefore pay Disney to keep making these.

  • @candide
    @candide 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent video Jonny, thank you. But at 5:25 you got the "Hollowood joke" wrong. It's supposed to start with: "A lesbian walks into a bar". 😁

  • @mkhud50n
    @mkhud50n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you understand what they are doing with the Chosen One/Chosen Twins thing it shows that the Force is Male. They shot themselves in the foot and saved Star Wars.

  • @tajcee
    @tajcee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think the most egregious use of musical theater in a tv series outside of Hamilton was that one episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
    Oh, and Osha definitely looks like Nile Rogers, I can’t unsee it.

  • @Dave-wz8nv
    @Dave-wz8nv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You are a comedy genius, and a great reviewer. Thanks for splitting my sides reviewing this dogshit.

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is a big flaw in the 'Yeah, but And/Or was good" argument.... It wasn't.

  • @StevieZala
    @StevieZala 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You forgot the Strange New Worlds Musical episode. You're bang on - why, oh why, is the supposed 'Sci-fi' of today full of bloody song & dance numbers? I can't bare it either.

  • @FatboyMcfat
    @FatboyMcfat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Of course Leslye Headland gravitated to star wars she used to feed innocent girls to the wanko- I mean rancor for years.

  • @squirrellover69.
    @squirrellover69. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The PC tower on the chair makes me nervous