***MUST SEE*** POLICE DIRECTIVES - they ALWAYS need the last word - BEST OF JOHNNY 5-0

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  • @SrulDog
    @SrulDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I can't get enough of the ones where you just ignore them and keep carrying on your conversation. So good.

    • @purselmer5931
      @purselmer5931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Absolutely my favorite too. Can't get enough of those either.

    • @VibesOfTheWrath
      @VibesOfTheWrath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My favorite too... The ego bust every one with authority needs

    • @kinghumphrey6511
      @kinghumphrey6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those are priceless!

    • @kevinshepherd8314
      @kevinshepherd8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They don't even have any shame telling barefaced lies to the public

    • @alfredstaggs9137
      @alfredstaggs9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ditto.

  • @julio8816
    @julio8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Watching your videos, I learned how many police officers don’t know the law and the constitution. Thank you Johnny for your service

  • @STI2000
    @STI2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I loved the stunned silence after the auditor replied, “ Is your mom on parole?” Most government officials, even non police are used to absolute obedience and compliance.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      agreed

    • @MEGAFATG
      @MEGAFATG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your mom on parole is a totally valid question. Lol, hahahahahahaha!

    • @Nastyboy269
      @Nastyboy269 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re used to people they can intimidate, bootlickers and people who don’t know their rights. They get away with it so often, they’re genuinely shocked when people stand up to them.

  • @johnwayne522
    @johnwayne522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Years later, this clip is STILL CLASSIC!!!

  • @remifontaine
    @remifontaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    What's better than the silent treatment ?
    When you completely ignore them and just keep talking ! LOVE IT ;-)

    • @texastwister6988
      @texastwister6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THE BEST 😍😁👍💪🤣💦💦💦

    • @elchacon82
      @elchacon82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is so funny!!!! And it gave me an idea...
      Just curious on how different their reactions would have been if we would give the silent treatment (but with a twist).... start speaking in a foreign language!!!!🤣🤣🤣
      Hit me up if anyone is interested in doing this with me!!

    • @dmaysing
      @dmaysing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They should not inpead US naturaly ignoring is a class act

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      agreed, thanks for being here :)

    • @edkarter7062
      @edkarter7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I went total asshole on a cop and surprised he took my shit but he deserved it.
      Late February waiting for a bus around 12 am. Cold tired and have my eyes closed. A cop pulls up and hits me with spot light. After eyes adjusted looked at him in the face shook my head no and turned my back to him.
      On go the lights and he gets out of car. Approached me
      I told you to come over to car.
      Sorry officer I did not hear that which was the honest truth. Did he accept apology and move on ?? Hell no!
      I TOLD YOU TO COME OVER TO CAR.
      So asked him if I was a fucking dog and he wanted to know why I was hostile. Went on a rant about a shit day and made reference to him being a lazy fucking jerk off. He ended up checking my ID .
      He handed back without a word and gone ! That was the 2nd of 5 random stops. Not bad for a guy who had passed a federal background check and enjoy being a nobody! Definitely kept attitude to myself for stop 4! Annoyed the shit out of him by being overly polite !!

  • @neilbobbett
    @neilbobbett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Thing I love about this auditor is that he’s prepared to take the arrest….. good man

  • @curtisrudduck
    @curtisrudduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Thank you Johnny for keeping these "officers" accountable.

  • @joeswheat
    @joeswheat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love how ignoring them just drives them nuts.

  • @MichaelScott-hr6xp
    @MichaelScott-hr6xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    When ever a cop says “you can record at you want I don’t care” means thier fragile ego is getting hurt and if it goes to ultimate butt hurt mode that’s when they do cowardly things

  • @zetzzz708
    @zetzzz708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “Am I free to go?”
    Yes
    “Ok then I’m free to stay”
    Badass moment right there!

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s not how that works

    • @quizzs5159
      @quizzs5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@irocjared its simplified. But yes, that's how it works. You're either detained, under arrest or free to go. If you're neither under arrest or detained for suspicion of a crime, then you're free to go. If you're free to go, and they are unable to effect detainment or arrest, then yes, you are free to stay.

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quizzs5159 if you are told to leave a business or property by owner, then you must leave, if you don’t you are trespassing.

    • @quizzs5159
      @quizzs5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@irocjared Not if you're not on the property, so make sure your research is complete. Sidewalks are usually either public property owned by the city, or a publicly accessible portion of property meant for pedestrians.

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quizzs5159 I didn’t say if you’re not on the property. I said if you ARE on the property.

  • @MileHighTrucker
    @MileHighTrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Johnny is the undisputed King of the one liners.

    • @theuncommonn00b12
      @theuncommonn00b12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@billdonato7035 Better cover yourself from the sun or you'll melt away buddy!

    • @hip_check
      @hip_check 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billdonato7035 I tuned out when I smelled boot on your breath.

    • @j.t.3798
      @j.t.3798 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Quick witted

  • @nathanwilliams9598
    @nathanwilliams9598 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Johnny five 0 is my favorite...he actually treats and talks to cops how you should and I love it.😂❤

  • @gliderentertainment9946
    @gliderentertainment9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Underrated the man risking his freedom to prove valid points about the constitution while entertaining us ( pure gold )

  • @bullsfan9162
    @bullsfan9162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    4:25 -
    Legend: “you just became the story”
    Officer: “Great, get my good side”
    Legend: “there isn’t one”
    💀💀💀

  • @damien8759
    @damien8759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    detective winter, like the season might possibly be the creepiest man I’ve ever seen 🥴🥴🥴😭

    • @Rhoads713
      @Rhoads713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude gave me chills through the screen

    • @zombieno1
      @zombieno1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Christoph Waltz would play that character

    • @youyouyouyou190
      @youyouyouyou190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That dude is a straight creeper Man.

    • @treggliebler6237
      @treggliebler6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👹

  • @Justin-x2u2j
    @Justin-x2u2j ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Literally just became my new favorite channel purely for the fact of how awesome it is when you blatantly ignore them!! Please keep it up!!

  • @sheepdog1102
    @sheepdog1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Why do they feel the need to come up to you and tell you that it’s completely legal to do what you are doing? That is the definition of insanity.

  • @chelsq1636
    @chelsq1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Detective Winter creeps me out 🤣🤣
    You guys are great. I've never seen anyone challenge police officers like this. I thought cops knew the laws, apparently not. LOL

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      check under your bed for winter

    • @gancrypt1559
      @gancrypt1559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Winter's serial number! trying hard to appear human. he almost passed the Turing test...then he smiled

    • @shanevandermeer8484
      @shanevandermeer8484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was just thinking same. Fucking hell

    • @SrulDog
      @SrulDog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnnyfiveo winter is coming

    • @mikeswahn
      @mikeswahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gives me Hannibal Lecter vibes

  • @Pmccaff2009
    @Pmccaff2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Am I free to go? Well then I'm free to stay"
    Oh man, beautiful.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      they HATE that shit

    • @KeyloWick
      @KeyloWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KeyloWick
      @KeyloWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Andrew Holloway is this your first time knowing something that someone else doesn't? Don't be fucking rude for no good reason.

    • @michaelmelvin3263
      @michaelmelvin3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KeyloWick I'm not sure how he was being rude, all he did was ask . Maybe he was or wasn't, chill a little .

    • @KeyloWick
      @KeyloWick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelmelvin3263 I'm not sure how I wasn't being chill, all I did was voice my opinion. Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't, and maybe I will.

  • @ruthl3ssstudio163
    @ruthl3ssstudio163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody." - Thomas Paine

  • @bjlo4life
    @bjlo4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    It blows my mind that a Lt makes almost $300k a year. That’s insane.

    • @madmod
      @madmod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In one of j-5-0's newest vids, he caught another tyrant who pulls 250k a year with benefits. Guy was basically sleeping against his bike nearly causing a seccond traffic collision multiple times.

    • @Youhaverights6
      @Youhaverights6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@madmod I try and tell people that most LEO make 170 thousand a year with two 25 thousand dollar bonuses and they don't believe me as if they think these cops are making shit pay for a hard job.

    • @madmod
      @madmod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Youhaverights6 thats why i dont let police "man to man" with me. Although they are people too, they take a job that requires them to loose the personality, ego, and self centered-ness and honor their oath at least while operating in their official capacity. When you have a cop who's ego comes back during his job, he is a good cops worst nightmare

    • @bjornyesterday2562
      @bjornyesterday2562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@madmod the reason a bad cop is such a nightmare for a good cop, is because if the good cop wants to turn in the bad cop, he knows his career is over, that's why there are no good cops. They either stay quiet, or get fired

    • @madmod
      @madmod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bjornyesterday2562 or killed

  • @AlvieeG
    @AlvieeG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Legend has it that Detective Winter is still staring at people on that corner and comparing his name to seasons still.... You've also.. earned my sub... This is absolute golden.

    • @Hannah-pk6iq
      @Hannah-pk6iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its like when TAA passed the corner to Origi the goal against Barca. The too are also waiting

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      winter's hiding under your bed. thanks and welcome to my channel, please keep the bar low to avoid disappointment and future regret.

    • @AlvieeG
      @AlvieeG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnnyfiveo haha thank you sir... Can't wait for future content!

    • @Krm3458
      @Krm3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually he looks like a chill guy lol

  • @jamess.7981
    @jamess.7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    By far, hands down…funniest reaction you ever filmed was the “Shhh-ing” in the library. Hillarious !! Keep it up Johnny !!

    • @Markc720
      @Markc720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea the whole place just blew a gasket one after another, Johnny just murders the whole library with a shush

  • @Chronic_Pothead
    @Chronic_Pothead ปีที่แล้ว +8

    those guys ignoring the pigs was hilarious lmao

  • @justice4all772
    @justice4all772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Imagine a doctor with as much knowledge about anatomy as cops do about laws ?

    • @Andrew-wp3fg
      @Andrew-wp3fg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG....indeed !!! Good point

    • @alenjebiga189
      @alenjebiga189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then we fucked up 😂

    • @gracieg7601
      @gracieg7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve seen doctors like that. Scary. Lol

    • @Blessed-s4b
      @Blessed-s4b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @randyralls9658
      @randyralls9658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does your doctor know? Are you sure?

  • @evgaman4391
    @evgaman4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When that deputy sheriff said "were deputy sheriffs" and you said "Im unimpressed" I lost it! LOL

  • @olafriedel2182
    @olafriedel2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Stop being rude..."
    "Oh sorry, but because of the fact, that your officer behaved the same way, i thought it is common behavior around here."

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      should of said
      "golden standard B!tch , treat people like crap and it gets served right back at you"

    • @patriciamiledi3957
      @patriciamiledi3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markrayes2973 (((([[ķb?u

    • @cameronthebobameron1930
      @cameronthebobameron1930 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She then spit out every gaslighting term she’s been trained

  • @catrina90210
    @catrina90210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Detective Winter 🥶 he was like that serial killer in movies that dresses in a disguise and walks right past the cops 🤣

  • @phile5437
    @phile5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That VA audit had me in stitches! Thanks for standing up for our rights Johnny!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks for the support. sub to the channel if you haven't already for more like this

  • @mariusi8799
    @mariusi8799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This is gold.. watched it for the nth time and still awesome. The level of paranoia and ego boosting behavior these tyrants show has no limits

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      new one coming soon

  • @nageeb96
    @nageeb96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    cops EGO is a big thing in USA .all about ego. not the law.

    • @windsorpatb
      @windsorpatb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They're all getting checked, and they don't like it one bit. Things are going to change eventually. They'll have to start by raising their standards of applicants. Deeper psychological investigations for significant personality disorders and impairments. Greater focus on accountability regarding excessive and unwarranted abuse of force/power. They've had free reign over here, and Gestapo behavior is customary. The word is out to start acting like professionals, with dignity and respect. Jail time and loss of pension may check some. Others are a lost cause. Perhaps early retirements will rid the Dept.s of trash.

    • @mikeygrimes2925
      @mikeygrimes2925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That 2 gallon jug of chocolate milk in that c.o. Or cops backpack there's the first problem jack

    • @poshsteve3583
      @poshsteve3583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have big ego too in blighty

    • @tokihokuto4349
      @tokihokuto4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are the same in the UK, good thing is most don't have guns, yet!

    • @Cynical496
      @Cynical496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tokihokuto4349 yeah but here they take steroids

  • @christopherskipp1525
    @christopherskipp1525 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Johnny you are the funniest, wittiest, auditor at work today; police brains reveal their true size when they activate in your presence.

  • @mnpo8987
    @mnpo8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "You just became the story." 😂😂 did you see the micro-expression on her face? Her eyes shifted left to right and she turned away. 😂😂😂😂 You broke her right there. Legend.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thanks boss :)

    • @jb8375
      @jb8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He did I wish I was as sharp as him.

    • @antisocialjusticewarrior2073
      @antisocialjusticewarrior2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Get muh good side", he resisted a snide comment right there.

    • @joellewis1456
      @joellewis1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyfiveo I have nobody to trust the Bronx New York got a hit on me through my girlfriend name Rachael rambert and everyone working against for them they got to be telling a lie like I'm a child molester or something but I shot a lieutenant in front of a police station and did my time and still on parole is tax season check season everybody's eating blue cheese I feel like I have nobody

    • @TheBeanis8
      @TheBeanis8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antisocialjusticewarrior2073 lol what you mean he resisted a snide comment? He literally said "you don't have one," and it was perfect.

  • @juanpuebla6659
    @juanpuebla6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Yeah I’m gonna need a thorough investigation on “Detective Winter”

    • @terryusjackson9140
      @terryusjackson9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts😂😂😂 That was the best part

    • @LTXwooshie
      @LTXwooshie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Det. Winter is nightmare fuel.

    • @tawbutv4705
      @tawbutv4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      creepy as fuck. Hahahaha

    • @joellewis1456
      @joellewis1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @joellewis1456
      @joellewis1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @pakdane65
    @pakdane65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Johnny Five O thanks for giving me laughs that I really needed. I've learned from your videos that no one should attempt police confrontations unless they're well studied in the laws of the land. I've also acknowledged that many gun-toting police aren't cognizant of the laws at all! That's freaking unbelievable but not surprising.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      yeah, my head exploded when i realized how i was never taught my rights.

    • @MrBarkingz
      @MrBarkingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please dont attempt anything in this video. 1 have a recording device that has a live upload. 2 ask what crime are you being detained. If its a no leave!!if Yes ask what crime..keep asking are you free to go. 3 never explAin yourself " where ur going, where your coming from, what your doing" tell them youll only talk with your lawyer present...after all this you still may get arrested lmao

    • @ryanchilders7449
      @ryanchilders7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrBarkingz Yep and thats where the payday comes in play later on from an illegal detained or illegally imprisonment.

    • @ryanchilders7449
      @ryanchilders7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jbam17 Someone with your name I will not be taking opinions from.
      If an illegal detainment happens after so many minutes you can get a payday.

    • @ryanchilders7449
      @ryanchilders7449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jbam17 If you don't believe in the laws of the U.S. then idc if you are illegally detained and proven you could win that's just an easy obvious statement.
      Trump 2020
      Logic and facts over feelings
      What next public photography is a crime?
      Illegally detained is a payday.

  • @daringilliam4263
    @daringilliam4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'You can move along, and go kick rocks. How does that sound?' Lol my favorite so far.

  • @pcoleman3237
    @pcoleman3237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I absolutely LOVE the ignoring thing, the best on TH-cam!

    • @michaelsinclair1343
      @michaelsinclair1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the best tactic to use for a stop like that. Police like to use their power of authority to try and lure you into what they call a consensual stop. That's when they simply approach you and start talking and asking specific questions to try and make you seem suspicious so they can then turn it into a detainment while they investigate this suspicion that they themselves just created. If a cop approaches you and doesn't say you're detained, just do not interact with them at all.

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the funniest things I've seen on audits besides James Freemans 'asking officers the same questions they ask us'

  • @supreme1096
    @supreme1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Johnny 5-0 clap backs are the stuff legends are made.
    Thank you for your videos.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fuck everyone who appeared in any of my videos :) :) :) thanks boss, appreciate your support

    • @JokerThaToker
      @JokerThaToker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyfiveo check out the story out of Blair County, Pennsylvania. Corrections Officer shot by cop in “friendly fire” situation.

  • @MrHumbleSoul
    @MrHumbleSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love the way they just ignore TF outta cops and just talk about whatever 😂😂😂😂

    • @chelsq1636
      @chelsq1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Hilarious

  • @menacingly3297
    @menacingly3297 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Detective winters is terrifying

  • @vinillaguerrilla4300
    @vinillaguerrilla4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Winter was looking at you like he wanted to wear your skin. My favorite is when you shhhh people. Dude that's hilarious.

  • @liaking9237
    @liaking9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love the ignoring tactic!!!! They have NO clue what to do with that tactic!!! BRAVO 👏

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      agreed. she probably gets a lot of it at home too.

    • @joellewis1456
      @joellewis1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/vK1QZt7NZuE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Yomomsaltima
      @Yomomsaltima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Womin shouldn't be cops and yes I spelled it wrong

    • @usayoungnostradom3534
      @usayoungnostradom3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shhhhhh......excuse me A and B conservative so c your way out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stoopingfalcon891
      @stoopingfalcon891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyfiveo Yeah imagine.."Hi honey I'm home!"...silence.

  • @MehdiHannibal
    @MehdiHannibal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dude I love how you guys totally ignore them , best audit video ever .

  • @marcellusnewkirk8454
    @marcellusnewkirk8454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “Officer thrift store shirt”
    This man is pure comedy

  • @Youhaverights6
    @Youhaverights6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I loved being reminded of all the people you have worked with. Thank you Johnny 5-0 for your contributions to our happiness.

  • @Savageangel888
    @Savageangel888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "How many unarmed civilians have you shot and killed in the line of duty?" 🎯🔥🔥

  • @mikesmith1181
    @mikesmith1181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    these videos are EXCELLENT education. Thank you for putting these out.

  • @tonythecarfreak
    @tonythecarfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "Stop making a big deal" brings 6 cop cars for a man who hasn't even committed a crime

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      100%

    • @snatchinyopeople
      @snatchinyopeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's amazing how cops switch to "dont make this a big deal" mode, only after they have tried (and failed) to assert authoritarian power over us.

    • @kadojosh2486
      @kadojosh2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Waste of tax payers money 😡 go catch the real criminals

    • @fsfbart
      @fsfbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kadojosh2486 well maybe if people didn't deliberately seek the grey area and know the cops will be called for something thats JUST within the limits of the law technically. Solely for the purposes of entertainment on the internet...
      Then maybe they'd have more time for real criminals.

    • @fsfbart
      @fsfbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sincerely hope that the maker of these video's slips up one day and does something that he can actually be thrown in jail for!

  • @herealittleandtherealittle3626
    @herealittleandtherealittle3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Continuing to ignore the cop while having a conversation is hysterical. 😆

  • @marchsadness2444
    @marchsadness2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    do you think we’re trying to break IN to jail? 🤣😂🤣😂
    very underrated line.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      agreed, fuck everyone else who hasn't acknowledged how great that was :) :) :)

    • @1beachygurl
      @1beachygurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gc9193
      @gc9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That blew over so many people’s head but that had me in tears 😂😂😂

    • @michaelt.robertson
      @michaelt.robertson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @toddhorner7041
    @toddhorner7041 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like your style Johnny 5-0. You seem to have learned to bring other auditors with you for everyone's safety. Funny how the Leo's back down when there's two to five filming the action. They seem to just back right down it's great!

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Damn I wish you were still doing audits like this.

  • @TearrDrop
    @TearrDrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This guy is the type to never lose an argument, he’s hilarious with his comebacks lol.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spankyouverymuch

    • @shawnhawkins8691
      @shawnhawkins8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please please come 2 baton rouge la its unbelievable crazy with brutality frm cops and the bogus you're resisting arrest on everyone young old black brown white they don't discriminate although its higher in black people the biggest i find they Dont like their authority questioned

  • @zackmooretalks
    @zackmooretalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “Make sure you get my good side”
    “There isn’t one”
    Lmfaooo

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joining the lowest common denominator

    • @Static140
      @Static140 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugly inside and out

  • @DorrisBrown
    @DorrisBrown 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I rarely comment but i have to today...your approach is the BEST ive ever seen on you tube...never stop!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks boss, appreciate you

  • @chaunceygardener5098
    @chaunceygardener5098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love your "ignoring," tactic... Keep up the great work! Rapidly becoming my favorite

  • @johnsweet96
    @johnsweet96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Christ that Detective Winter immediately comes across like a serial killer.

    • @Dazed_Raymundo
      @Dazed_Raymundo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dude is totally a serial killer

    • @chanelbrown9190
      @chanelbrown9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Creepy wouldn't want to be alone at all with that creep

    • @Dazed_Raymundo
      @Dazed_Raymundo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah hell no

    • @ligitmuffin
      @ligitmuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Like the season” 🥶

    • @chriscanady9181
      @chriscanady9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Word creepy 😳

  • @jimmyjohnson6496
    @jimmyjohnson6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The no acknowledgement is GOLD.

  • @cfhnate3125
    @cfhnate3125 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ones that you just ignore and have your own conversation…. Absolute gems!!! 😂

  • @security444
    @security444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I`m in stitches when the guys start chatting , and the cops try to intervene without success !

  • @pollyanna831
    @pollyanna831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The comebacks, the editing, the overall content. I haven't laughed this much at anything for such a long time. I actually think I've sprained my face. 😂😂😂

  • @Programm4r
    @Programm4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Finish your story and leave"
    "You just became the story"
    "be sure to get the good side"
    "There isn't one" ...WRECKED

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "you're a nice guy."
      "i am when I'm treated nicely" 👏🤣👏

    • @Programm4r
      @Programm4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      johnny five o 😂😂😂

    • @snatchinyopeople
      @snatchinyopeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would have said "I'll have the good side when you turn around and walk away"

  • @keithbarlow2813
    @keithbarlow2813 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guys a legend, love all you do.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks boss. appreciate you. sub to the channel if you haven't already

    • @keithbarlow2813
      @keithbarlow2813 ปีที่แล้ว

      already have done, keep doing doing what you do, its all very much appreciated. @@johnnyfiveo

  • @DJcyberslash
    @DJcyberslash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Make sure you get the good side"
    "There isn't one"
    DESTROYED!

    • @johntracy9757
      @johntracy9757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would've replied, "Drop yer drawers so I can see which cheek is your good side, honey."

    • @dArtagnanmydog
      @dArtagnanmydog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he was by himself

    • @zenwuu
      @zenwuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyy to be fair she wasn't too bad looking .

  • @BrootalDxCore
    @BrootalDxCore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    22:53 - Lmaooooooo, detective Winter IMMEDIATELY comes off as a weird ass dude with serial killer vibes. :D
    Not to mention, you can totally tell he loves to introduce himself in that way. :D
    This is a great video though!

    • @fsfbart
      @fsfbart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      According to your own logic here all you should see is a guy not breaking the law... (if you see my point)

    • @b_ail1999
      @b_ail1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s a serial killer that joined the police force to legally kill people.

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Like the season.”

    • @leoross5777
      @leoross5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed. wtf is up with this weirdo+??

    • @92akucaballero97
      @92akucaballero97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont fuck with detective winter

  • @adrianb9999
    @adrianb9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    you’re like a stand up comedian, but with armed and empowered hecklers. you sir, are an artiste.

  • @gatulamuasau7448
    @gatulamuasau7448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Johnny 5/0 I’m a fan thanks for letting us know about amendments rights ex US marine Vietnam era thanks for your videos Aloha from the 5,0 states

  • @flowergirldeb3582
    @flowergirldeb3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Loved it!!!! The Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing and/or ignoring the authorities moments are epic! Go Johnny 5-0!!!! ….. 👍😁❤

  • @MrMJ6358
    @MrMJ6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Its funny when they walk up and they ignore them and have a conversation.

    • @libragurl1899
      @libragurl1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s sooo funny 🤣🤣

    • @sharkbite5744
      @sharkbite5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that shit is gold

  • @papabearfox8791
    @papabearfox8791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I have watched these audits multiple times and it is always so fun. Thank you for exercising our rights, you are one of the best for sure.

  • @greggately5782
    @greggately5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Is that clear??”...my god they always have to act like they are your rulers

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah, fuck these people.

  • @colbyjames86
    @colbyjames86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Lindsey, try not to beat your wife tonight, thank you.” So good 🤣

    • @officialkiro
      @officialkiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was searching for this comment. lmfaoooooo

  • @phirstaide
    @phirstaide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    You are by far one of my favorite auditors. Your comebacks are hilarious 😂

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Glad you like them!

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you like childish, and immature?

    • @phirstaide
      @phirstaide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@morbidmanmusic Yes. As a matter of fact, yes I do. Lol. 😂

    • @screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438
      @screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@morbidmanmusic When talking to children on a power trip? Absolutely!

    • @roseolson4262
      @roseolson4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morbidmanmusic …. 😭😭😂

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the ignoring video! Also HILARIOUS when you tell them to arrest you😂

  • @leslieduke4435
    @leslieduke4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    By far funniest auditor, and so effective. Thank you.

  • @paulieglockzz
    @paulieglockzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I love when you're having a full conversation while ignoring them.
    Dt Winter is creepy af..

    • @michaelmelvin3263
      @michaelmelvin3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Serial murderer in the making for sure

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      agreed, def kids in his freezer.

    • @stevenjones3248
      @stevenjones3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DT winter is just a chicken wing to the real sociopath.... yum yum.... lol

    • @AntherMoo
      @AntherMoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is amazing. Every time.

    • @andrescolman9264
      @andrescolman9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just about to type that lol

  • @terrieyoung8942
    @terrieyoung8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I live in Louisiana we really need people like yall down here the corruption and brutality is out-of-this-world crazy

  • @jenculegoogle2382
    @jenculegoogle2382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I m french and if you insult a cop he can arrest you. But the highway cops are always respectful. During a protest cops beat us or use flash balls in eyes and justice protect them. They acted by predident s order.

  • @stefanpaetrow6355
    @stefanpaetrow6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    detective winter is awesome. he has the best deescalation tactics of all the poclice officers in this vid. by just confusing u with beeing creepy and friendly

    • @Rasheen1010
      @Rasheen1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo!!!! I was so disarmed watching Detective Winter it's not even funny!That dude is a straight up "unsub".

    • @Momsadventure7
      @Momsadventure7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally terrifying i would walk away just with him talking

    • @ericgordon8794
      @ericgordon8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I swear I don't think I'm going to sleep well tonight after f****** meeting Captain Winter.

    • @raystravel8325
      @raystravel8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fvck that, I would fight him if he tried to arrest me. Would think he is trying to add me to his list of murders. That dude is definitely a serial killer.

    • @Admiral_Pumpout
      @Admiral_Pumpout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I had to be murdered by somebody I'd rather it was by Winters. he's stranger danger creepy but friendly with it so I'd rather have that then some terrifying psychopath.

  • @michaelrousey7418
    @michaelrousey7418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's the polite thing to do to talk to somebody that's trying to find something to take you to jail for no thank you

  • @wilbl7778
    @wilbl7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I love when you and a buddy just keep having a conversation like they are not even there, LMAO, They don't know how to react to that!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      we didn't even invoice those fucks for the on the job training.

    • @squirrel3244
      @squirrel3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ray Petrovick having a hard time finding the context to whom this is directed to

    • @sweetsilage
      @sweetsilage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ray Petrovick He did not do anything to anyone. It is all on the cops. If they knew the law they would never have stoped to begin with, they were not breaking any laws.

    • @michallogitechmichallogite7901
      @michallogitechmichallogite7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i fucken love it

    • @ndigs
      @ndigs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ 5:55 Yep still here 😂😂😂

  • @anthonyiocca5683
    @anthonyiocca5683 ปีที่แล้ว

    Johnny 5-0 this video is a work of art great editing.
    This also confirms the real challenges of Law Enforcement.
    Sidewalk Lawyer victories.
    Vigilantes in uniform makes up law as they go along.
    Just some friendly advice, don’t stoop to name calling, or cussing.
    As information is valuable, this video is priceless…

  • @beansbaxter224
    @beansbaxter224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    When they start touching their faces, you know they're lying!

    • @thewanderer7705
      @thewanderer7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤔 Hmm...I always thought it was when their lips were moving. 💁‍♂️🙄 Who knew?

    • @partslig123
      @partslig123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Brian Baxter When they open their mouth is when the lying starts.And they know that you know they are lying.

    • @dizzywun1950
      @dizzywun1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@partslig123 s*** I thought as soon as they got out the car and took a breath they were lying

  • @justwandering838
    @justwandering838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Is your mom on parole?" equals best comment 😂

    • @jameswills8042
      @jameswills8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Priceless!

    • @judycorbridge6470
      @judycorbridge6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny is like a rapper in battle.. always on his toes, lip lashing back what is served. I love the Stop talking, stop talking.. get me giggling every time

  • @jonh6912
    @jonh6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Make sure you get my good side”
    “There isn’t one”
    Oh my days I did laugh out loud 😂

    • @smithbrownjones
      @smithbrownjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wasn't wrong!

    • @myoddhacksstuff3500
      @myoddhacksstuff3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for not saying "I'm dead" like soo many others.

    • @jonh6912
      @jonh6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Messages4 TheFuture
      You are very welcome, my friend ✌🏼

    • @tlmellis1973
      @tlmellis1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite line in Roadhouse..."I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."

  • @keepitreal369
    @keepitreal369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YOU THE REAL VOICE OF THE STREETS SALUTE TO YOU BRO!!!!!

  • @RJ-daddylonglegs91
    @RJ-daddylonglegs91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I live how you just keep carrying on you're conversations when people walk up too you lol 🤣

    • @lifeafterretirement7003
      @lifeafterretirement7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCJBgqLcEacr2AkJIfRbyPXQ saying fuck you asshole to anyone actually is free speech so is giving cops the middle finger...

  • @jq8913
    @jq8913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Detective Winter the type of guy to have girls locked in his basement

    • @gulfsurfco
      @gulfsurfco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or perhaps boys. Yeah, kinda creepy, that guy.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agreed

    • @kylekinnison8437
      @kylekinnison8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freddy cougar working D.U.I check point. p.s.... don't fall asleep

    • @SgtRudySmith31bRet
      @SgtRudySmith31bRet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven't seen a scene that creepy in any movie

    • @honkybear666
      @honkybear666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepy as fuck 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @smaakmeekse
    @smaakmeekse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Stop making a big deal of it...." LMFAO yea because you dispatched 5 cruisers. At least half a million dollars of salary for trespassing.

    • @markblemler5410
      @markblemler5410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Alleged trespassing". We didn't see the video of him ALLEGEDLY putting his camera through a fence. Because I guess a camera is as dangerous as a loaded weapon in the eyes of these geniuses.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      never actually did trespass so... also Robert, I just show up with a camera, when did that become a crime? actual question.

    • @smaakmeekse
      @smaakmeekse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Tewart no. Hard no. What exactly did he do wrong? Cops need to check their ego and emotions at the door and be professional.

    • @smaakmeekse
      @smaakmeekse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Tewart I disagree, they may be human but they should be held to a higher standard because of the amount of power they have.
      They are not above the law and cannot nullify a citizens rights when it suits them.
      They have a hard job but they weren’t told to do it, they volunteered and people like Johnny 5-0 keep them accountable and hopefully honest.
      We need more oversight of police and until things change that oversight is people like Johnny 5-0.

  • @gatulamuasau7448
    @gatulamuasau7448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aloha world welcome to the 50 states thanks Johnny for representing love your timeline i enjoy it thanks for being a part of my family Semper Fi oooorah ciaos

  • @alexfunes4246
    @alexfunes4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love how you guys ignore them and talk about plans for the evening it makes them so mad

    • @jorgueruelas482
      @jorgueruelas482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Priceless

    • @mkelly1290
      @mkelly1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billdonato7035 nobody gives a damn stop crying

  • @commonmann3549
    @commonmann3549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, that whole "We're in conference and ignoring your swinishness" thig is genius.You keep bringing the hits.

  • @AlasdairMacgillivray
    @AlasdairMacgillivray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This had me laughing out loud you have some of the best comebacks online excellent content my man!

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Detective Winter. Such a creepy assed guy. That predator smile of his sent shivers down my spine.

  • @supermankent1041
    @supermankent1041 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27:10 "My name is Jonny5-0 if you like what I do, If you don't it's Tom Zebra" CLASSIC

  • @angelogandolfo4174
    @angelogandolfo4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:25 “Just make sure u get the good side, ok?” ...”well no, there isn’t one....”😂😂😂👍🇬🇧

  • @gdesiree29
    @gdesiree29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Is your mom on parole"?
    I'm weak 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @b3at2
      @b3at2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right or wrong if somebody said that to me we are fighting lmao

    • @nooneheretoday2562
      @nooneheretoday2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@b3at2 thanks officer for checking in here

    • @mamaredbone86
      @mamaredbone86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoooo i think i peed a little while laughing

    • @TAXCOLLECTOR-mx3mg
      @TAXCOLLECTOR-mx3mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tracy Myers "No, she's still in". Ah, must have been his sister. I filmed it.

    • @SS-ll1ij
      @SS-ll1ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @tracyw.2917
    @tracyw.2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love you Johnny! Keep up the great work ! Love your content and will send help for the cause

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Much appreciated!

    • @nikkimartindale6906
      @nikkimartindale6906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great work? You call this good work? Your standards are pretty low aren't they...

  • @im12runb4trouble
    @im12runb4trouble ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All i'm going to ask politely is please never stop watching the police! Your the best man. And your cause is the best. Great stuff as always. public needs education! No more shhhhh!🚫🤫👨‍🎓🧑‍🎓👍🙂

  • @hmbpnz
    @hmbpnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I was cackling with delight this entire video. I truly admire your style, sir.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thanks boss

    • @joellewis1456
      @joellewis1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyfiveo I have nobody to trust the Bronx New York got a hit on me through my girlfriend name Rachael rambert and everyone working against for them they got to be telling a lie like I'm a child molester or something but I shot a lieutenant in front of a police station and did my time and still on parole is tax season check season everybody's eating blue cheese I feel like I have nobody

    • @Hadegel
      @Hadegel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds kinda gay