***TUTORIAL ON HOW TO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS BY POLICE*** -TRIGGERED FEMALE OFFICER

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  • @nat1065
    @nat1065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The hand movements at 1:27 I’m dead 😂😂

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ENOUGH!
      that was hilarious.

    • @reluctantprophet
      @reluctantprophet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is the reason people hate them, instead of being impartial they are always for the corporation or the state. They came out and it doesn’t matter who called, they should have assessed the situation and arrested the one who called the police for filing a false police report. That’s the only way to stop this shit and for those traitors to get some respect back...!

    • @TheJbiz84
      @TheJbiz84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bsblegend17 and you're opinion is just, you're opinion.

    • @karegairegi9071
      @karegairegi9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I gotta use that one

    • @hanspeterx
      @hanspeterx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if you ask theyr names and wirte theyr numbers down they leave you, because then they know that youre not an average citizen, they avoid guys like this. thats the reason its not only that youre not talking to them. I made this experience, here in germany one officer asked for my papers and i said no first i write your name down.

  • @solitariuslupus3387
    @solitariuslupus3387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Ignoring cops while talking with each other is MUCH more effective than the silent treatment.

    • @Man-mn4fq
      @Man-mn4fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Yea this way they cant play the mental health care."were calling an ambulance to check you out. Well need youre I.d for medical records"

    • @HawksDiesel
      @HawksDiesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This seems like the best way to interact with LEO's.

    • @beelowe3474
      @beelowe3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@stephaniev7806 😭😭😭😭

    • @beelowe3474
      @beelowe3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@stephaniev7806 ok
      *effective

    • @beelowe3474
      @beelowe3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@stephaniev7806 been there done it all, but thanks for the advice Stephanie. 😊

  • @artemisgrimaldi5852
    @artemisgrimaldi5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    I am a retired cop and I tell EVERYBODY I know "do not talk to the police".

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      thanks. it should be taught in schools and told to everyone

    • @JudgeDredd_
      @JudgeDredd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Dirk Diggler how mad are you online? Hahaha

    • @JudgeDredd_
      @JudgeDredd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dirk Diggler Sounds like it Hahahaha

    • @ditocerto
      @ditocerto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why shouldn't we talk to cops?

    • @TheGamer14300
      @TheGamer14300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dirk Diggler you spurgin again

  • @MichaelLee-nn9fo
    @MichaelLee-nn9fo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    The best insult in the world:
    is to ignore someone

    • @starstatusvillarreal3747
      @starstatusvillarreal3747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prove it

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      agreed thanks, please subscribe if you haven't already to see more videos like this.

    • @G0ZERIAN
      @G0ZERIAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did somebody say something?

    • @guesswhomartin9249
      @guesswhomartin9249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Michael Lee,,,,,,I disagree,,, it's not an insult to ignore someone. It's rude yes. But not an insult.
      I've walked past people in the past and said hello to them while passing by. They don't respond at all. Maybe they hate the world. Maybe they're having a bad day.
      Oh well, I keep enjoying my day.

    • @artmchugh5644
      @artmchugh5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      johnny five o love your stuff , just subbed! !!😄😄😄🇺🇸🇺🇸😎🍺

  • @lexluther1642
    @lexluther1642 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    the ability to continue to have that convo while she's talking to you is impressive mental concentration

  • @johnmills1044
    @johnmills1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    actually the polite thing to do is not interrupt a conversation "you rude thug with a badge"

    • @geoh7777
      @geoh7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Politeness is actually largely foreign to the "police community."
      She attempted manners appropriation and failed miserably.

    • @tomyself1980
      @tomyself1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rude thug with a badge lol

    • @davidgreen5997
      @davidgreen5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bitch

  • @scottharper3353
    @scottharper3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Destroying the police's perceived "authority" and reminding them.that they are simply law enforcement, not the lord and masters of the public, is the main thing auditors provide

    • @vincentvalez5613
      @vincentvalez5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That is a perfect mission statement

    • @tinaroberts5858
      @tinaroberts5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some auditors, not all.

    • @tonimontoya2142
      @tonimontoya2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And we appreciate it.

    • @philipfrisk805
      @philipfrisk805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beautifully said. You can't really win against these tyrants. Bear witness, yes.

    • @anchorthesun3438
      @anchorthesun3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except they do have authority to enforce the law

  • @collegecall007
    @collegecall007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    The female cop never experienced such a savage rejection 😭

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      she'll be in therapy for years

    • @MarkRai-ko1sk
      @MarkRai-ko1sk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dewalt4598 Bro, she wanted lip, she got none. She was savagely rejected, yes.

    • @rshak663
      @rshak663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dewalt 459 shut your ass up

    • @maryscottoconnor1203
      @maryscottoconnor1203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Fucking gay and stupid”
      You actually used this phrase while trying to argue a point.

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'd comfort her.

  • @edb7742
    @edb7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The interaction with the female officer was pure gold man, pure gold.

    • @Sharkbayt1025
      @Sharkbayt1025 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean the lack thereof

  • @iam_blacc901
    @iam_blacc901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “There’s two males purposely ignoring me” 😂😂😂 she acts like she don’t get ignored every single day smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @cm7448
    @cm7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    •Mark Twain
    And that's why you don't talk to cops.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      agreed

    • @Hin10ct
      @Hin10ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnnyfiveo I have to admit you do come up with some great comebacks to these tyrants.love ur work

    • @jmhydn58
      @jmhydn58 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi intensity mudding Lets ride snowflake award loser. 🏆 congrats 🧚🏼‍♂️

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Although, CM, even Johnny says that sometimes it's still necessary to talk to the cops, so his "NEVER" on the video must just be figurative.

    • @bonniem2423
      @bonniem2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HelloKittyFanMan. Ok. So, you just had to search for something to complain about. The video was complete and unabashed. No apologies or editing of responses are requested or required. Respectfully, reevaluate your social commentary bias and/or judgement.

  • @babymiley11
    @babymiley11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I can't believe I've never thought of ignoring them. Game changer.

    • @JJ-iy7rk
      @JJ-iy7rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Results vary if you are black

    • @nickabel8279
      @nickabel8279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JJ-iy7rk c'mon. There's video of ppl not black being arrested over this. Don't bring race into when its fake

    • @cursivejay
      @cursivejay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just beware when doing this that there are certain situations you might be legally obligated to, at a minimum, identify yourself, and if you are asserting Fifth Amendment silence, you probably want to verbalize this intention to avoid any ambiguity (even in situations where you're not required to identify). Simply remaining silent on its own might not be good enough.

    • @carmichaelmoritz8662
      @carmichaelmoritz8662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cursivejay when I watch videos of people doing this it's almost like those people are trying to get other people to do the same thing so that the cops have a reason to arrest them.

    • @johnpopoff7950
      @johnpopoff7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can't see that work is going on. I can hear one of them talking footage possibly a contractor on the job.

  • @daringilliam4263
    @daringilliam4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I've discovered the auditing community awhile back and I've learned so much. It's almost like they teach you in school and through the media that you have to engage with cops, but you don't!

    • @ownytony
      @ownytony ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have no idea(you do)

    • @jamingaming9251
      @jamingaming9251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ownytony unless they suspect you of breaking the law, they have no authority.

    • @ownytony
      @ownytony ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamingaming9251 that's right, and they gaslight you into giving up your rights

  • @iJewlzTV
    @iJewlzTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Imagine the conversations these cops have when they get home. “So I tried harassing a couple of people today but they ignored me... made me sad :/“

    • @capitancoolo1
      @capitancoolo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *kicks dog
      *beats wife

    • @hughgordon6435
      @hughgordon6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@capitancoolo1 stats seem to point that way

    • @WrenchWhacker
      @WrenchWhacker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hughgordon6435 Okay nigga

    • @hughgordon6435
      @hughgordon6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WrenchWhacker ???? As a wasp I have to protest

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@capitancoolo1 The Cop Lady went home to do all that? 😳 😛

  • @Steve_Hayden
    @Steve_Hayden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I can't believe she actually radioed in that "they are purposely ignoring me".
    If I was a LEO and I heard that over the radio, I woulda died laughing!

    • @michellerice8749
      @michellerice8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RichardGarcia93
      @RichardGarcia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could you please explain? I’m a Leo but I guess I’m not sure what you mean by this, thank you.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@RichardGarcia93 ok, she uses her radio and says "they are ignoring me". Since your a police officer you'd know that gets broadcast all over, to every officer. If I was there, and heard that,i woulda laughed. She sounded like a school girl . Understand?

    • @RichardGarcia93
      @RichardGarcia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bobbie Hayden Ohhhh right yeah, I understand now. Thanks

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RichardGarcia93 any time

  • @garindanlon-snoot5427
    @garindanlon-snoot5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "Uh hello!? I'm trying to violate your rights here!"

    • @mysticcity312
      @mysticcity312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅 funny & 😢 sad @t the same time

  • @Proudscot
    @Proudscot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    WHEN JOHNNY SAID …LET ME GUESS , YOUR SINGLE , I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING SO MUCH . ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT .

  • @mike223reloader
    @mike223reloader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    That’s awesome, the silent treatment is good but ignoring them is gold.

    • @johngalt7313
      @johngalt7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Here's another script: Pose as if you're having a casual conversation with them when really you're ignoring everything they say and are just asking them questions, some repeatedly. Then when they start to talk, lean your head over to talk into your radio.

    • @ismokezekush
      @ismokezekush 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @D W The cops or security guards?

    • @memyselfandlewii8781
      @memyselfandlewii8781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this tactic!

    • @user-dl4cu8vu1s
      @user-dl4cu8vu1s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @anthonydancy4581
    @anthonydancy4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    They’re ignoring me please send back up 😂

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      basically, she couldn't hang

    • @LokimonWasHere
      @LokimonWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha I know right, what a cry baby.

    • @zankou5611
      @zankou5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dispatch, please send backup, Officer Karen here! And I can't speak to their Manager😆.

    • @garyjohnson6096
      @garyjohnson6096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right wtf

    • @anthonydancy4581
      @anthonydancy4581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyfiveo yea and the other cop was basically the same smh please keep the videos coming love watching them

  • @papawjohn9588
    @papawjohn9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The polite thing to is wait until their conversation ends, before talking.

    • @zankou5611
      @zankou5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Her daddy taught her she's a princess and she can interupt anyone she wants or get anything her heart desires 🙄

    • @johanntheophanopoulos485
      @johanntheophanopoulos485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zankou5611 lmao

    • @thefirsttrillionaire2925
      @thefirsttrillionaire2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zankou5611 and her “daddies” in high school and community college lol. Life doesn’t work that way sweetie!

  • @iancraig6070
    @iancraig6070 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just love the silent treatment,the cops can't cope with it because they have nothing to argue against.

  • @raymondwatson6890
    @raymondwatson6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Ignoring them just ticks them off,silence is truly golden!!!!!!!!

  • @coachwillhoops
    @coachwillhoops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Imagine a civilian male "trying to have a conversation" with a civilian female at a bar like the lady cop does...

  • @forbiddencrisis4149
    @forbiddencrisis4149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    My grandmother always said "It's rude to interupt someone's conversation" & the cops were interrupting your conversation. How rude are they!

    • @ekaoz5574
      @ekaoz5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s fucking true sometimes she hit me with chancla

  • @mcsegeek1
    @mcsegeek1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If the only thing that ever came out of these audits was helping one single cop realize she's not a queen but a servant of the public, they'd be well worth the effort.

  • @ROBBIN..
    @ROBBIN.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Being “Correct” & “Polite” is NOT walking up on people minding their business, demanding an UNSOLICITED conversation. The nerve of that chick. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @truthseeker3857
      @truthseeker3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Most of the people who join the police force have psychological problems.

    • @TombstoneHeart
      @TombstoneHeart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is perfectly entitled to do that - she owns a vagina.

    • @mickeyoshea2035
      @mickeyoshea2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@truthseeker3857 They also commit domestic violence against spouses and kids at higher rates than others.

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They also have drinking and/or drug problems.

    • @r0kbotm
      @r0kbotm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flightofthebumblebee9529 it’s so dangerous how many are on adderall bro they feel like superman out here

  • @cmchambers777
    @cmchambers777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    A child is interrupting the grown ups talking and is mad about not getting attention.

    • @jordanking6939
      @jordanking6939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A child wearing a death belt and sporting a ponytail looking tough in her costume, I thought it was Halloween when she arrived.

    • @JohnDoe-id1es
      @JohnDoe-id1es 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "waaaahhh"

    • @HawksDiesel
      @HawksDiesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

    • @davidligon9085
      @davidligon9085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny 5 0.....another reason why there's birth control..figure his mom's asking herself what have I done?........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

  • @mandocastillo7582
    @mandocastillo7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Love it when you guys ignore the cops and keep a conversation going. Cracks me up every time

    • @theresag1969
      @theresag1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But it takes two people on the same page. Usually someone gets so excited and feel the need to justify themselves to a ABC-hole cop and won't continue to play along.

    • @robertstalnaker5728
      @robertstalnaker5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hector Castillo and then try to insult you into answering them by calling u rude and impolite. Lol. Like I care what they think of me

    • @jason200912
      @jason200912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      do they use this tactic in other videos?

    • @VesperAegis
      @VesperAegis ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm trying to imagine being so unproductive as an individual as to find time to mess around with the police all day whilst pretending to mind my own business. No wonder society is struggling. It's a tit for tat dichotomy: When you constantly antagonize the cops for nonsense like this, that means their job becomes less and less about the more serious situations that actually need attention, which means diverting resources, which means they in turn work to add meaning to their jobs by finding a way to antagonize back or gain a power play. Not that that latter is acceptable, and not that the cops are to be let off the hook, but this childish nonsense simply doesn't help and makes a bad situation worse.

  • @billwhite9333
    @billwhite9333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’m only just now finding this channel. There are no words to describe the happiness I feel knowing I get to binge YEARS worth of content :’)

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lock the door and get some lube :) thanks for the sub

  • @shirleymoore9557
    @shirleymoore9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Better than the silent treatment. They realized you were totally ignoring them. So GOOD!!!

    • @donjenkins8189
      @donjenkins8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Isn’t that just typical of ignorant ass copies! Think that they can interrupt when they want, have dominion over whom ever they want, lick my boots, start giving orders, nothing but fart smellers! Walked away with their tails between their legs, they need much more people skills, professional approach training and on and on and on!!!!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rumor has it, she's in therapy over this incident. #trauma

    • @jimda4910
      @jimda4910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@donjenkins8189 you know every time the cop gets caught doing something wrong the police chief explains he didn't do anything wrong he did exactly what he was trained to do. He's not responsible for his behavior if he did what he was trained to do. And now to correct the situation he's going to get more training. My point is no one actually ever says in their head, there's the problem right there they're trained to do this to us

    • @bobross5714
      @bobross5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mike kylas nara

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha that's how I picture the next interaction in my head,if I'm not driving.

  • @gbot3377
    @gbot3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I will never tire of videos where they ignore them like they do not exist, and their ego gets shattered more and more by the second!

  • @shenmisheshou7002
    @shenmisheshou7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "Let me guess, you're single." One of the best auditor lines I have ever heard.

    • @winiolivache1774
      @winiolivache1774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was so hilarious, LMAO.HEHE.😂

    • @heavystarch100
      @heavystarch100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EPIC!! 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I'll call if I'm out past midnight" 😁

    • @LyuboRyuk
      @LyuboRyuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I new someone wrote this already. I found it right away

    • @Bigboiwil
      @Bigboiwil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair they did have wedding rings on! 😂

  • @nickserna6001
    @nickserna6001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The craziest things ive seen with these first amendment audits videos is that not one cop will arrest any one who makes a false report, seems like the person with the camera is more of a threat then the liar making a false police report

  • @peteyfiske9107
    @peteyfiske9107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Finally some auditors who simply ignore rather than talk with or confront both security and cops. This gives new meaning to exercising your 5th Amendment rights. Great! Loved the “stop talking”. 👏

    • @pixal243
      @pixal243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dickfitswell3437 what

    • @notablynova
      @notablynova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dickfitswell3437 hello officer Fitswell, may I suggest that you seek proper treatment for your addiction?

  • @eiland369
    @eiland369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    They handled this perfectly, they had no obligation to talk to these officers and if the officers had a reason to arrest them, they would’ve.

  • @randybentley8308
    @randybentley8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The best way to end police misconduct. END,"QUALIFIED IMMUNITY"!!!

  • @jasonnehceis3267
    @jasonnehceis3267 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    At the end with all the shUUUSHING and directive giving and "STOP TALKING" etc etc, I was in complete tears from laughter. JUST PRICELESS!!!🤣🤤😭

    • @8_x_9.
      @8_x_9. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That cop 👮‍♀️ pulling away on the left side of the road nearly caused a collision 💥 😳 !!! Driving without due care.Evidence.

  • @joeydollaz1993
    @joeydollaz1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “Let me guess you’re single” that was good I’ll give you that

    • @AbeusMaximus
      @AbeusMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I lost it when he said that!😂😂

    • @jdizzle3642
      @jdizzle3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The officers who stopped to investigate did nothing wrong to u guys n weren't ignorant at all. I dont get y u talk down to them n tell them to shut up for no reason ur trash bud show a lil fukin respect to people who r here to serve n protect

    • @jdizzle3642
      @jdizzle3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wuld knock u the fuck out if u talked to me like that

    • @platinumpepe8626
      @platinumpepe8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jdizzle3642 We got a badass over here

    • @redforce51
      @redforce51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha the cops probably thought the same thing

  • @biohazard911
    @biohazard911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Legend has it she still standing there patiently and single waiting to talk to someone

    • @relativetruth8889
      @relativetruth8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She has a wedding ring on...

    • @davidamajako961
      @davidamajako961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@relativetruth8889 too bad because acting like that means she needs some real love.

  • @YouGotMaul
    @YouGotMaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is how the cops treat us "common folk" you sir are a freedom fighter and I support you

  • @Lobo_Loco1
    @Lobo_Loco1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, these guys were effing hilarious! good job guys!

  • @jeremypiper4309
    @jeremypiper4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Thanks dad, I’ll call if I’m going to be past midnight” greatest line.

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “Hi, guys. I’m trying to interrupt your conversation. Where are your manners?”

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      RIGHT???

    • @anthonythorp7291
      @anthonythorp7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She's disturbing the peace I'd say.

    • @JoseRodriguez-ku9wi
      @JoseRodriguez-ku9wi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonythorp7291 my friends name is suck I think u know what my last name is right

    • @christinechambers8133
      @christinechambers8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It wouldn’t be polite to incriminate myself

    • @rashjac5072
      @rashjac5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bitch fuck you!!!!!

  • @thearmedoregoniancitizensj7911
    @thearmedoregoniancitizensj7911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I've always taught my children when they walk up to an adult conversation they usually have to wait until the adults are done talking before the children are allowed to talk and rudely interrupt.

    • @Keoma.1
      @Keoma.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Women am i right my fellow national socialist

    • @Sir_Richard_Stewart
      @Sir_Richard_Stewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keoma.1 He Said children you Retard.
      Their IQ is lower than a Grade Schooler.

    • @silenceisgoldn
      @silenceisgoldn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that's what i was taught and what i taught my child. It's just plain old common courtesy. I saw no reason throughout this entire video for anyone to lose the basic manners we were all taught as youngsters by our parents.
      Ignoring these people is hilarious and the way to go. I am, however, a bit conflicted on the banter at the very end.

  • @Emilmarch
    @Emilmarch ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Came for the content, stayed for the fun and courage, subbed and liked.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks boss. please keep the bar low to avoid disappointment and future regret :)

    • @Emilmarch
      @Emilmarch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyfiveo no man, you are awesome, people like you empowering the citizens and reminding them who is in charge or at least not to get bullied by egomaniac cops and t.i.s

    • @michaelshepherd733
      @michaelshepherd733 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@johnnyfiveo 😂😂😂

  • @MrGevander
    @MrGevander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I've seen that second video (where the female cop approaches them and TRIES to engage) several times and I love it more EVERY TIME. She says that a polite person would talk back to her. A REALLY polite person would not have tried to *interrupt their conversation* .

    • @Sir_Richard_Stewart
      @Sir_Richard_Stewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only if she is trying to pick me up. And then after I find out she's a pig. She's out of there

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would've fed her my shwantz. She was kinda cute.

    • @Slimpster520
      @Slimpster520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can politely interrupt a conversation. These guys are just douchebags.

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Slimpster520 how dare you. Fuq them cop pigs. I admit the female one was bangable and cute in a desperate kinda way.

    • @BXBZ88
      @BXBZ88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think about it....... A person walks up and tries to interrupt others and tries to say it is polite to respond to that interruption. Doesn't it sound like a Narcissist?

  • @newsnowseattle7653
    @newsnowseattle7653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I freaking love this video! When you guys did not talk to her she almost had a mental lock up, clearly she is used to getting her way with the public. Way to put her in check!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thanks boss

    • @SongWhisperer
      @SongWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The cops are so used to just walking up to people and having them automatically acknowledge their presence, that when someone ignores them they literally don't know what to do or how to act.
      The cops literally think that everyone loves them, and when people don't love the cops it's a sign that something must be wrong with you and not them.

    • @sinformant
      @sinformant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would have been even funnier if he said look lady I dont have any change for you and then kept talking on the phone.

    • @THEKNOW11
      @THEKNOW11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Great job putting in check the person who would risk their life for yours if 30sec later a gunman is robbing you for your camera. Congratulations. They wear armor to work.

    • @sinformant
      @sinformant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@THEKNOW11 😂😂oh yeah? Well I carry like every other good citizen of this nation should. And yes they do wear body armor, yet in many states they have made it illegal for you as a citizen to posess or wear body armor...think about that.

  • @SolOmoN320
    @SolOmoN320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    " LET ME GUESS YOU'RE SINGLE " awww that was was hilarious.

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now try the same thing w 2 blk guys

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Landry facts thats what i was pointing out 2 white guys receive the nice officer pls and thank u type but 2 blk guys doing the same exact thing end up in a body bag.

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eden Beaver do i have to spell it out for u ass hole put 2 blk guys in that exact situation and they end up in a body bag for whatever made up charge the officer decide to make up. before you assume someone has a lack of intelligence ask them to elaborate on something that is clearly to much for you to understand.

    • @izzy32324
      @izzy32324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dametreuspppp8734 too*..... sorry bud I agree with police brutality with African Americans but come on bro lol stupid comment

    • @manuelreyes2795
      @manuelreyes2795 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dametreuspppp8734 doubt it, there're a couple of black auditors out there.

  • @flipnotrab
    @flipnotrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My friends and I have had many conversations about IBS, foods that trigger it, explosive IBS and best methods for cleaning out your shorts after taco Tuesday in front of cops trying to harass us. They leave us alone now.

  • @garzaglass
    @garzaglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    ROFLMAO "she's not used to 2 males purposely ignoring her"!!!!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

    • @SwiftCreationStudio
      @SwiftCreationStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She looked half decent so probably not. If she weren't a cop I would say "if you're interested in me or my friend here you can leave your name with us and we can get with you off shift"

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Female is so used to being a female, she thinks she’s supposed to interrupt two people having a quiet conversation.

    • @mikemcgill9874
      @mikemcgill9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2 males are having a conversation not about me ,so ...

    • @mimIsra1
      @mimIsra1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh shut up fellas 🤣🤣🤣

    • @richardaylesworth1783
      @richardaylesworth1783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was expecting stripper music and titties. Lol.

    • @whiskeybuilder6335
      @whiskeybuilder6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction, two weirdos freaking out residents.

    • @michaelanderson9914
      @michaelanderson9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats female privilege

  • @Desertdweller1965
    @Desertdweller1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “That’s rued to not answer someone who’s taking to you”. Me; “This an A-B conversation, C your way out of it”

    • @tigernikki101
      @tigernikki101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then she can skip D-E, and go F herself

    • @zankou5611
      @zankou5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tigernikki101 Epic!

    • @chadwells7562
      @chadwells7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @kenoking3162
    @kenoking3162 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is THE PERFECT RESPONSE. IT IS GOLDEN

  • @steveguiser6717
    @steveguiser6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    That’s the funniest shit ever. Can you please just answer back🥺

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @steveguiser6717
      @steveguiser6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am one of the funniest guys I know!!

    • @beastemeauxde7029
      @beastemeauxde7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Just no.

    • @thedukeofnuke1517
      @thedukeofnuke1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've never known someone to be so far wrong. Thunderbird00who? It's so easy to come in half way through a conversation and get the wrong end of the stick, so let me help you understand a few things. Many 1st ammendments audits are possible because idiots accross the western world allow themselves to be put in a state of fear and intrusive acquisition of personal data due to the excuse of being vigilant in the fight against terrorism. The simple fact is, Americans are more likely to get killed in a lawnmower related accident than a terroristic act. More to the point, police stations are never and havs never been the target of terrorists, as there is more media impact from attacking innocent civilians. The police reacting to a call about photographers or videographers is pathetic and a waste of resources. There are several audit videos of security staff or public officials being told that it is not a crime and police would not ask them to leave for filming or photography on a public sidewalk. People with attitude like this ruine the economy in costly police resources being wasted and destroying the tourism industry! With every video that shows a lack of respect for peoples rights in relation to public photography, a kitten kills a tourist. So you wanna blame the auditor? Go right ahead, but ain't no supreme court, congress, or singular president changing no constitutional rights because some cops complains about being effin CORRECTED in their job! Thus, you're an idiot thunderdumbdoubleObootlicker

    • @jeansajor6709
      @jeansajor6709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Guiser love dis guy 😂

  • @stoopingfalcon891
    @stoopingfalcon891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Perhaps you might want to try this scenario. Next time you do the "ignore them" routine, just casually pick up your cameras and slowly walk away from them still talking to each other. It would be interesting to see how they would react to that.

    • @LokimonWasHere
      @LokimonWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would love to see that too.

    • @marcwelsh1566
      @marcwelsh1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or start having a "locker room" talk with your buddy when they approach..

    • @robertcoleman1687
      @robertcoleman1687 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he was black, they would shoot him and say, "I thought it was a gun" and get away with it.

  • @timsmith8277
    @timsmith8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Best advice ever, never ever talk to the police

  • @light487
    @light487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love these guys. This is how it should be.. if they're not arresting you, you don't need to talk to them or stop or anything
    "Purposefully ignoring me".. nope, they're just minding their own business

  • @catritz
    @catritz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love when you two have a personal conversation amongst yourselves, not allowing any interruptions and rightfully so.
    That female cop, "Can you please just say hello"? Poor thing, my, my, my...

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thanks, i have another one, with the same tactic coming this week. have you subscribed to the channel yet so you'll receive notification? please do :)

  • @Lexman00
    @Lexman00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I can imagine just how pissed off the female cop must have been. There's nothing women hate more than to be rejected. Even by men they don't know.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      agreed

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheVille 043
      The hot cop chick thing don't give me a boner.
      I hope the olady never plays dress up time with me in a cop outfit.

    • @yosour6733
      @yosour6733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dymond WINGFIELD how does kidnapping have to do with rejection are you Slow?

  • @disorderlyproductnews6690
    @disorderlyproductnews6690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Just walks up and EXPECTS people to talk to her just by her presence's! When you are reduced to CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTIONS IT'S TIME TO GO! SHHHHHHH NO DIRECTIVES THE BESTTTTTTTT! IF I EVER NEEDED A PARTNER THAT I FELT COULD KEEP PACE WITH ME IT WOULD BE JOHNNY! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HIS AND JAMES FREEMAN'S VOICES MIXED UP? #DISORDERLYPRODUCTNEWS

    • @brucemiller1696
      @brucemiller1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, they both sound the same to the untrained ear.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      james has a better bedroom voice than i

    • @brucemiller1696
      @brucemiller1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyfiveo lol

  • @Supreme-sx6tu
    @Supreme-sx6tu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Every time I watch these clips of Johnny 5-0 and another auditor talking amongst each other while ignoring the police I laugh myself to tears 😂

  • @cartossin
    @cartossin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You guys are so right. It's hard to not follow your first instinct to be polite to a person trying to talk to you, but an on-duty cop can only get you into trouble if you speak to them. This is the right approach.

  • @jditty8708
    @jditty8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Shes so mad they arent respecting her authority 😂😂

    • @bethturner4070
      @bethturner4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nothing reveals pure intellectual and moral incompetent free range dumbass in the wild more than a simple camera...

    • @dickthebutcher5804
      @dickthebutcher5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They do respect her, butt...

    • @h1989w7373
      @h1989w7373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a child with a badge! 'jesus christ must be single' lmmfao! ! !

    • @UniversalHere
      @UniversalHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She didn't look mad at all.

    • @motherofoblivion7497
      @motherofoblivion7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir, its pronounced *" a u t h o r i t a h"*

  • @boom1925
    @boom1925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Your new strategy of talking amongst yourselves is priceless. I freaking love it.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks, please subscribe to see more videos like this.

  • @Kev-3006
    @Kev-3006 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “No directives! Don’t run with scissors, don’t eat yellow snow, don’t sleep with your partner.” - Philip

  • @FledMendota
    @FledMendota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Brilliant! This is even better than "I assert my right to be silent." Once you open your mouth at all, even just to claim the 5th, they'll barrage you with questions. Ignoring them altogether is a great way to go. Makes it even better having a friend to talk to while ignoring the cops.

  • @Ingloriouspodcast
    @Ingloriouspodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Those rocks look suspicious af!” Lmfao😂😂😂

    • @finbar1485
      @finbar1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They are for the cops to kick.

    • @mikemcgill9874
      @mikemcgill9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoot the rocks I fear for my life

    • @Talkinsports91
      @Talkinsports91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      . . . . Well they do

    • @whiskeybuilder6335
      @whiskeybuilder6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok the rocks get a pass. If you're a homeowner with children and elderly people inside and two young males with a video camera pointed at your s### doesn't strike you as "suspicious" . Bullshit.

    • @saved_yet_so_as_by_fire
      @saved_yet_so_as_by_fire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do.

  • @Johnny.f.face1
    @Johnny.f.face1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Apparently the "correct" polite thing to do is to butt into two citizen's conversation and try to give directives.

  • @bjn714
    @bjn714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I'm late to the party, but I'm just seeing this and I'm so glad you called out her terrible phrasing at 7:49 in voiceover. I caught that "talk back to me" misstep in the intro, and was hoping for the first 7+ min that you picked up on that too. She set herself up big-time there. Perfect!

  • @jasonwebercsgoman
    @jasonwebercsgoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Polite is not interrupting two people talking lol. Man that was funny as heck

  • @yinzspectations
    @yinzspectations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Shhhhh shhhhh stop talking , no directives, shhhhh , Jesus Christ let me guess your single" Lmao you are the best bro!

    • @hedegaard8
      @hedegaard8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he's not. No need to insult them, He's an idiot. Attention seeking, serves no purpose.

    • @yinzspectations
      @yinzspectations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hedegaard8🤔 sounds like some1's 👢 👅 tongue smackin dem BOOTS!!!! MMMMmm Rich Authoritarian Leather 😂🤣🤣😅

  • @76DownShot
    @76DownShot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    LAST WORD:
    "If I was crossing the driveway, which I wasn't, I would have the right of way. Is THAT clear?"

    • @kilzerj
      @kilzerj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @StevO B I don't believe she was angry, just trying to talk to them.

    • @LadyJ1A
      @LadyJ1A 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely Correct... Cars have to stop for you as a pedestrian!👍

    • @Hin10ct
      @Hin10ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kilzerj she was just being rude you don't walk up to 2 guys that are having a conversation and then make it sound like they're the ones that are being rude. Who the hell does she think she is. A badge and a gun does not Grant you any right to interrupt a couple people that are doing no harm to anyone and act like they're being rude because they're not responding to her. If she wanted them to talk to her she could have been polite enough to say excuse me when you guys finish having a conversation will you talk to me for a second and maybe I'll give you some ass. That's about the only good thing that b**** is good for. Other than that I don't want to hear it bitch

    • @kilzerj
      @kilzerj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hin10ct If you will notice that she does wait a little to not interrupt at first. Seeing that they were ignoring her she then spoke up. You are correct that "excuse me when you guys finish having a conversation will you talk to me for a second" would have been a better way for her to get their attention. My question is why are you mad that she didn't word it correctly but attempted to let them talk but not the fact that he just wouldn't let him talk at all? Also why does this video lead people to violence and profanity?

    • @Hin10ct
      @Hin10ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kilzerj well technically you know how cops work they act like they're your best friend and it want to be nice and polite to get information so you can say the wrong thing to prosecute yourself. The truth is if you don't have to talk to them then there's no reason to. You got to be careful with them women cops the full a Amber guyger on your ass. But you know how they start off and then they twist your words around and that's what they do. Peace

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ‘Let me guess...you’re single’.....💯😂Spit my drink out on that one!!

  • @jbs7979
    @jbs7979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Totally ignoring that female cop and carrying on a non related conversation is the best tactic i've seen in watching a lot of audits. Awesome!!!

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're welcome

    • @ufocallermanuelp
      @ufocallermanuelp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love it

    • @freepilot7732
      @freepilot7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been waiting for this way for ever. I always wondered the auditors were so quick to engage each time they have a pig come up to them and stop what they were doing to interact with said pig. The ignoring is different though.

  • @TomAkers23
    @TomAkers23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "let me guess youre single" i almost spit my drink out jesus wheres the disclaimer james....

  • @mikebim6257
    @mikebim6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I love the way they ignored the chick cop she was totally lost.

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lost and triggered that her presence wasn't acknowledged the way she kept trying to bud in was her believing she has some sort of power to bud in and demand your attention.

    • @whatsgood3930
      @whatsgood3930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That bitch sounded like she was about to cry 😂😂😂

    • @gdesiree29
      @gdesiree29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whatsgood3930 🤣🤣🤣 got emotional real quick

  • @gautampinto5887
    @gautampinto5887 ปีที่แล้ว

    This legendary video makes me wish youtube had a two thumbs up button. Absolute pure gold.

  • @christinechambers8133
    @christinechambers8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Even the Supreme Court has said it doesn’t benefit us to talk to these revenue agents of foreign international bankers.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "training day" for nOOb cops. thanks, i have another one, with the same tactic coming this week. have you subscribed to the channel yet so you'll receive notification? please do :)

  • @rickd523
    @rickd523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    One of the best opens I've seen in a long time....like she was your ex girlfriend. Then the baby. I lost it.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you're welcome. rumor has it that she's in therapy over this incident. please subscribe if you haven't already for more hilarity and wackiness.

  • @pepperfive4561
    @pepperfive4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    started watching these videos almost 3 weeks ago and I'm addicted. Fan from Kenya, if this is what you guys go through in America it must be really tough.

    • @Inaros404
      @Inaros404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lot worse. These gentlemen filming are white. It would have been a completely different story if they were black people filming.

  • @jeepwj
    @jeepwj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one where the dudes are talking about Taco Bell is great 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eyeswideopen2284
    @eyeswideopen2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Let me guess you’re single”
    Hillarious!

    • @IISAGEMODEII
      @IISAGEMODEII 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really..that cop was actually pretty cool ...he shouldn't have acted rude towards him..they should be mean n rude to tyrant cops

    • @josephcagiano3055
      @josephcagiano3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So confronting them for no reason wasn’t tyrannical???? No crime standing there. Therefore they had no business confronting them.

    • @hoosierhyperwatch5884
      @hoosierhyperwatch5884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IISAGEMODEII , are you SURE your IQ isn't lower than 72?

    • @IISAGEMODEII
      @IISAGEMODEII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@josephcagiano3055 you do know some cops are rookies and dont know any better...anyone can become a cop now a days....dont need to be an asshole to someone that isnt an asshole...

    • @thewanderer7705
      @thewanderer7705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IISAGEMODEII I agree there,perhaps with the rookies,seize a possible opportunity to educate,for future generations? I mean,gotta start somewhere/somehow.I KNOW it's much easier said than done,but,Just my 2 cents.

  • @robertjenisch1749
    @robertjenisch1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Excuse me officer, but appears YOU are the one trying to rudely interrupt their conversation, if you did that to me of course I’m gonna ignore you as well

  • @BepsiV2
    @BepsiV2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    14:13 "thanks dad, i'll call if im gonna be out past midnight okay?"
    PURE GOLD

  • @2700Kenny
    @2700Kenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Stop talking stop talking shhhhh”
    One of the funniest I’ve ever seen great job

  • @WVURxMan
    @WVURxMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The cops have no idea WTF to do.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "training day" for nOOb cops. thanks, i have another one, with the same tactic coming this week. have you subscribed to the channel yet so you'll receive notification? please do :)

    • @starstatusvillarreal3747
      @starstatusvillarreal3747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you?🤫

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes, check out the latest vid with the DEA in Denver

  • @freedomlover5269
    @freedomlover5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    After about 30 seconds wouldn’t most people have figured out that you had no interest in speaking with them? Wow.
    Loved the “let me guess, you’re single” comment. Very funny.

  • @jeremypiper4309
    @jeremypiper4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how he parks where it says no parking to tell on someone doing something legal

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also illegal for female cop to be parked on the left like that. some states it's legal. CO is not one of them

    • @stanburdick9708
      @stanburdick9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cops can park anywhere they want, Ive seen those jurkoffs park on private lawns

    • @jeremypiper4309
      @jeremypiper4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      stan burdick they do but they aren’t supposed to. My dad got a ticket when I was younger and the cop was on a bike sitting on the sidewalk. I went as a witness for my dad and the judge threw out the ticket with the cop there and informed the cop it’s not legal to sit and wait on a sit walk unless it’s an emergency situation.

  • @kirklamb3270
    @kirklamb3270 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ignoring her was priceless. The slow meltdown is a classic.

  • @tiernyt2051
    @tiernyt2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Boy, her feelings is hurt,, now she wants revenge..trust me she's a women and the badge don't make a difference.
    This is legal, public property.

    • @stephaniep1761
      @stephaniep1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sexism at it's best

    • @tiernyt2051
      @tiernyt2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephaniep1761 yep

    • @skydive1424
      @skydive1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah! Whenever she can screw you over, she will! Rest assured!

    • @garandman8114
      @garandman8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never date a female cop. I did. Once. Never again.

  • @MrSophbeau
    @MrSophbeau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    OK Johnny, you guys have to do more of this....the talking amongst yourselves while ignoring them is genius.

    • @aikirej
      @aikirej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes that part of the video was too funny. Johnny and the other gentleman were just causually having a conversation with each other and they werent bothered by the female officer lol.

    • @opinionleader2731
      @opinionleader2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i would have had to talk to that first female cop.

  • @92656trw
    @92656trw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love the ignore while conversating. It seems to be way more powerful than the silent treatment. Act like they aren’t important. This may reinforce the fact that they just aren’t. Beautiful work.

  • @robertcoleman1687
    @robertcoleman1687 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If this would have been two black men, this would have probably been a whole different scenario.

  • @mikeyseo
    @mikeyseo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    that woman cop tho...lmfao.. "uh 2 males..purposely ignoring me.." sounds like she's said that many times before...

    • @michaeltruthson6262
      @michaeltruthson6262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So did Amber Guyger

    • @zankou5611
      @zankou5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think that she's hit that much rejection all at once 😆

  • @airaction2257
    @airaction2257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "If you guys could just please say hello" or i'm going to burst into tears, lmfao Jonny is the King of Auditors : )

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Best advice I was ever given was "never ever speak to the police"

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      agreed

    • @vanquisherphxyo1543
      @vanquisherphxyo1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never had an issue with any cop ever. 34 year old black male.

    • @johnnyfiveo
      @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll alert the media jacob

    • @vanquisherphxyo1543
      @vanquisherphxyo1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyfiveo haha fair enough. Plenty of good ones out there. Maybe ive just been lucky.

    • @caravelaskynaut9827
      @caravelaskynaut9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even if you want to tell the truth, don't ever do it. Cops will find a way to incriminate you with your truthful words. Don't believe me, search here on TH-cam "why you should never talk to a cop".

  • @jamesrussell7030
    @jamesrussell7030 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can only imagine how she is during the holiday family dinners while everyone else is talking”
    hi guys! you’re not gonna talk to me or anything” hours later…yep still here can you just say…hello.😂😂

  • @johnnyfiveo
    @johnnyfiveo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Any lawyer worth his salt will tell the suspect, in no uncertain terms, to make no statement to the police under any circumstances" Robert Houghwout Jackson Associate Justice SCOTUS (1941-1954)

    • @davidnichols1363
      @davidnichols1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will tell you that liers are not your friend. Their oath is to the court, not you.When you hire a lier you become a ward of the court.You can't even speak for yourself because you are bankrupt, an imbicle, a. Child . someone that cannot handle his affairs.These are corperate , article 1 sec.8 commerce courts. They are not article 3 courts where the constitution applys. Love what you do but learn about 18US 241&242 and use that when the thugs approach you.Tell them you do not wish to CONTRACT with them as ALL codes and statutes are CONTRACT. , policy for the city corperation.

    • @whitecottonD
      @whitecottonD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidnichols1363 Thank you for that knowledge. I think that we as citizens should be educated more on our rights. I did have one question, for you. How does our driver's License play into that regulation pertaining to this type of situation, does it make you obligated to participate? Not driving just walking and talking? Again thanks. D

    • @whitecottonD
      @whitecottonD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Johnny love the way you handled that. Thanks, Dad was great to touch. Just one question, could you be charged with disorderly conduct because you were being loud? Saw this on another persons video so thought I would ask. But thank you for doing what you do. Education is what it's all about.

    • @davidnichols1363
      @davidnichols1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whitecottonD read the codes and statutes carefully .A dl is for COMMERCIAL DRIVERS A private citizen does not need one you have been LIED TO..A dl is a CONTRACT. Your personal car is household , personal property .These traffic courts commit FRAUD. The dl contract is void because there is no meeting of the minds to make it a legal contract. You are not told that you give up your RIGHT to travel for permission to DRIVE. The LEAGAL DEFINATION OF DRIVER IS ONE WHO IS EMPLOYED. The tag and title are for THE EXTRAORDINARY USEof the highways because they are tax IMPOSED ON COMMERCIAL VEHICLES.The people OWN THE HIGHWAYS. Not the state.You pay your fair share in gas tax to maintain them. All Municipal courts are civil and you can only be charged if you have a CONTRACT.but the clause is the dl CONTRACT IS VOID because of lack of FULL DISCLOUSURE.No lier will tell you this because of their oath to the court. To really go deep down the rabbit hole , read the cestui que vie act of 1666. What gets charged in these courts is not YOU , THE LIVING PERSON but your cestui que trust . your birth certificate.Hard to believe? Research it , find out for yourself. What l have told you is the truth. You are a slave to the vatican .This will keep you busy for a long while. These courts are a FICTION and the only way a court can charge you is through your cestui que ( dead , bankrupt, chattle, imbicle ) personna.There is alot more but l don't have time.Do your own research , l don't want you to believe me find out for yourself .

    • @davidnichols1363
      @davidnichols1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whitecottonD Get a Bouvier or Blacks law dictionary and look up the words that you think you know , the meanings are NOT THE SAME AT LAW.

  • @pfunk9632
    @pfunk9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    7:58 so the “polite thing to do” is interrupt and force yourself into a private conversation??
    This vid was hilarious 🤣

  • @johnblount7294
    @johnblount7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “let me guess you’re single” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣