Friendcast Clips: "Dunking On Pat!"

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  • @SunfishV
    @SunfishV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "WERE YOU THE BASKETBALL??"
    Paige. KEEP ON THAT.

    • @nastylittlecritter
      @nastylittlecritter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TrueGreed the Rawest fucking comeback I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @GatsuRage
      @GatsuRage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      man if I EVER find a gf like her I will marry her that instant... instant bully me 24/7? bring it on!

  • @lucasl3657
    @lucasl3657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    5:52
    Paige: "You used to play BASKETBALL. Were you the basketball?"
    Paige, I have never laughed so hard at Pat. Thank you.

    • @Judgementxxx
      @Judgementxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Major burn by Paige lol

    • @Adriangabs
      @Adriangabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was my favorite moment lol

    • @i.147
      @i.147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this was so brutal

    • @lowpolybreakfast
      @lowpolybreakfast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was absolutely savage, fucking hilarious

    • @DesertZero
      @DesertZero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just got to this part on my way to work this morning, and it was laugh out loud funny to me. I was so happy to see that this was clipped for youtube so I can hear it again.

  • @nathanmarshall745
    @nathanmarshall745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    So according to pat, if i'm ever being mugged and a midget tries to help i can officially go "No tiny man! Go get help! You're too short!" and he'd be fine with it

    • @Babymech
      @Babymech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well yeah. He'd be fine with it. You, on the other hand, would be mugged. I fail to see how you caught Pat out here.

    • @nathanmarshall745
      @nathanmarshall745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Babymech2 I....that's....aw dammit that's a good point

    • @AdmiralBetas
      @AdmiralBetas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nathanmarshall745 Remember-- Yoshikage Pat just wants to live a peaceful life

  • @pairaitowo
    @pairaitowo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Paige confirmed 5th best friend after [REDACTED]

    • @codussigma
      @codussigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i assume 1-4 are Pat, Mat, Woolie, and Plague

    • @SolemnBravadoReal
      @SolemnBravadoReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Chris Benoit was a best friend?

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Benoit forgot the cookies?

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brainflash1 He forgot the Cookies way too many times, so Matt got rid of him if you catch my drift.

    • @pyropoyo
      @pyropoyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      weeagona I really miss [REDACTED], I wish they’d at least bring him back to finish the [DATA EXPUNGED] LP

  • @cynical_perks8725
    @cynical_perks8725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    We need more people like Woolie and those two dudes.

    • @Babymech
      @Babymech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Three almost identical white dudes. Surely they're siblings?

    • @Reqqqqqs
      @Reqqqqqs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, the odds of them being related to Woolie are shockingly high.

    • @harris2210
      @harris2210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m too short I’ll go get help

  • @ElPsychoDog
    @ElPsychoDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    After watching their last video. It makes me feel uneasy watching this again, knowing this probably happened after Matt and Pat split and them knowing SBF is over.

  • @DatAsuna
    @DatAsuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Pat was indeed the basketball

    • @PunishedBlake
      @PunishedBlake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a very good one. He cost me the game when I was little and those shitty underdog kids won, beating us experienced young basketball players.

  • @inunyx5229
    @inunyx5229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Woolie's uncomfortable, shifting eyes is the best.

  • @Kevinblue035
    @Kevinblue035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    pat: I was jokingly threatening to beat my wife to death in a public street as loud as i possibly could, i had no idea this could possibly go wrong
    woolie, looking up at the sky like "god give me the strength to endure these caucasian shenanigans"

  • @Adriangabs
    @Adriangabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I wish Paige would be on the podcast more often, her interaction with Pat is just endearing. Mostly because she always has the upper hand.
    Kudos to those two samaritans and Woolie for trying to do the right thing

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love the interactions, it would be cool to see her on the podcasts with them more often, some of those burns had me giggling.

    • @Adriangabs
      @Adriangabs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@convolutedclarity Paige to Pat is like Bakugo's Mom is to Bakugo lol

    • @MrDredme
      @MrDredme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Adriangabs especially the part were they're related

    • @DisplayName317
      @DisplayName317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Go watch her guesting on Clemps' podcast if you haven't seen that. She tells the story of the worst week ever, which included: almost killing herself with medication, repeatedly getting mistaken for a prostitute, getting hospitalized, and being groped and assaulted by a drunk lesbian.

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DisplayName317 that podcast was rough, I feel bad because it's like paige is a magnet for crazies and injuries.

  • @TDub057
    @TDub057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    8:31
    For those who don't remember, when Adam was on the podcast (256) Woolie asked him if he had a horse mask and Adam said: mayyyyyybeeeee
    Retroactive hilarity!

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thumbing this up (phrasing?) didn't seem like quite enough approval for you actually numbering the episode, so here's an extra thank you - *thank you.*

    • @CheezVT
      @CheezVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes I completely forget that Paige and Adum are siblings. Like when Adum was working on the Kimba video and Paige said in a stream "bruh it took like 2 whole weeks of constant watching to get it done, it was terrible"

    • @KevlarCaviar
      @KevlarCaviar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CheezVT Wait, WHAT?

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CheezVTAre they actually related or are you just shittin?

  • @theendoftheworldasweknowit3858
    @theendoftheworldasweknowit3858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I fucking love Peach. She should literally be the 4th best friend.

    • @thewraithwriter22
      @thewraithwriter22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The End of the World as We Know It sad anime tears

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES THAT MAKE PAT BOWSER. Think about it red headed anger reptile!

    • @HibHab69
      @HibHab69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      MFW people forget Liam

    • @theendoftheworldasweknowit3858
      @theendoftheworldasweknowit3858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m trying to... I’m trying to remember. It hurts. My thoughts rebel.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stop

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Everyday is a day to dunk on Pat.

    • @TophatGamerVideos
      @TophatGamerVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's easy, coz he's short.

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are so many segments like this, it's like he wants us to know that he deserves it.

    • @WandererRedux
      @WandererRedux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn it, I read that with the rhythm of the _"Everyday's great at your Junes"_ tune and now I can't get it out of my head. I'll have to considering getting a lobotomy if symptoms persist 😔.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The basketball burn is the hottest I’ve seen in 2018

    • @Babymech
      @Babymech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here's an actual burn. You can enjoy it in 2018 too. th-cam.com/video/HuV-EpLV8SU/w-d-xo.html

  • @MattManDX1
    @MattManDX1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:10 I just love Woolie's death stare towards Pat for that monologue

  • @swagtasticpanda
    @swagtasticpanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    It's hard to put into scope due to video, but pat's height makes it *_really_* hard to be threatening.

    • @convolutedclarity
      @convolutedclarity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There's also the fact that he never seems totally serious. In heated discussions with woolie, he could be yelling his little baby lungs off and you never really think he's actually that mad.

    • @vistea1
      @vistea1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@convolutedclarity I actually think it's pretty cute when Pat tries to yell.

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      vistea1
      Pat yelling is like that video of the squeaking desert frog

    • @JoninJordan
      @JoninJordan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For those wondering, he's 5'2.

  • @whiteblacklight9603
    @whiteblacklight9603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Also reminder that Paige has lupus inside of her. Lupus = wolf. Therefore, she's a wolfkin. That's why she was in Furfest.

  • @DuhVietMan
    @DuhVietMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    We need an animation of Pat jumping and biting Abdul's face or Pat as a basketball.

    • @vistea1
      @vistea1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get Plauge on this!

    • @DisplayName317
      @DisplayName317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vistea1 Plague is already working on an animation (which includes Paige, but only as a voice). He said it'll probably be done three months from now.

    • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
      @SuperSaiyanGuyver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not Pat biting Abdul's face AS a basketball?

  • @Eco419
    @Eco419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Make Paige a regular Matt

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or atleast make Matt a regular

    • @spinningchurro
      @spinningchurro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      At least she is engaged in the fucking conversation instead of being glued to the smartphone.

    • @overlord165
      @overlord165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would love to se Matt be dethroned by Paige

    • @perkyoranges250
      @perkyoranges250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

    • @Auctorian
      @Auctorian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OpticalJesu5 are you a wizard? What kind of dark powers do you have control of to make such a random wish come true?

  • @admiralpepper6933
    @admiralpepper6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Benefits of having Paige on Best Friends: Fun spousal abuse on both sides, weird chatter, Bigger Pat, is a female clone of Pat, burgers and mustards ahoy, *_DUNK ON PAT._*
    Weaknesses: Confused over simple puzzles, is a female Matt/Pat at times or all the time.

    • @SuicidalSpartan00
      @SuicidalSpartan00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget the lupus

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuicidalSpartan00
      _And_ don't forget the ever looming Lupus, thank ya.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...and Woolie not having a TagTeam partner to counter balance out the SOULLESSNESS

  • @Babymech
    @Babymech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I think Woolie honestly believes he's dunking on Pat, when it's actually just lukewarm water off a tiny red duck's back. The only one who could get underneath Pat's skin was Liam.

    • @Iskaral1
      @Iskaral1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that why Liam quit, cos of Pat?

    • @d4c935
      @d4c935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Plague and Paige are also good at getting under his skin.

    • @LeocobraRM
      @LeocobraRM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the psychiatrist roast still burn deep within him

    • @EviIPaladin
      @EviIPaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LeocobraRM The psychiatrist roast is still the most I've laughed at any SBFP related tomfoolery. Followed by those two (2) moments in XCOM2 (you know the moments) and TRIPLLLLLLLLLLLLE TRIAAAAAAAAAAAD.

    • @drudle
      @drudle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because Liam is young and innocent and Pat is basically the old man from Up.

  • @ArmorKuma
    @ArmorKuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Pat is Cyberdwarf confirmed

    • @dullroar2673
      @dullroar2673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The dating service worked out pretty nice for him

  • @Zach0451
    @Zach0451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    They should name all future podcast segments "Dunking on Pat", I bet the revenue on the channel would easily double

    • @Kangaexe99
      @Kangaexe99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0+0 = 0

    • @elissava5959
      @elissava5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its honestly the reason i clicked on this, I usually dont watch the podcast vids

    • @darksuntoggafhd9947
      @darksuntoggafhd9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What future podcast segments?

    • @LordFends
      @LordFends 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You got your wish. All the podcast segments from this point onward were named Dunking on Pat.

    • @Zach0451
      @Zach0451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LordFends Crazy Talk Requiem has a new power

  • @Minatoleekrinaze
    @Minatoleekrinaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was easily one of my favorite podcast episodes.
    Easily.
    I was in tears.

  • @tomhchamp
    @tomhchamp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I laughed so hard when I first heard the basketball burn I thought I gave myself a hernia. Well done, Paige

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dunking on Pat should be a national sport

  • @Mantis47
    @Mantis47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Everyone is focusing on the basketball burn, but let's appreciate 3:30 "on what legs?"

  • @cavco
    @cavco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yeah, today is not the perfect moment to watch this and still laugh...

  • @-THE_META
    @-THE_META 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Okay, I see why they love each other.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pat yells at Paige the same way we yell at Matt when he plays Kingdom Hearts.

  • @artthefarter
    @artthefarter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I find it oddly fitting that the last podcast was without Matt.....

  • @Antonicane
    @Antonicane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    **Sees title**
    "Isn't that just the whole channel?"

    • @CthomasMega
      @CthomasMega 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's what the brawls were for

  • @charliec.1347
    @charliec.1347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For Christmas, I want someone good with ceramics to make me a tiny little garden gnome designed in Pat's likeness so he can protect my home from Ol' Saint Nick Cage's evil goblin army.

  • @TROPHYEARNER
    @TROPHYEARNER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Coming back, as always, to appreciate Paige’s absolutely legendary roast

  • @bellboy64
    @bellboy64 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's amazing that that moment played out in my head exactly how it sounded on the podcast. I could picture Pat doubling over, I could picture the moment of him setting down what he was holding because he was still chuckling. Wonderful!

  • @cookiebandit18
    @cookiebandit18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The basketball comeback lives rent free in my head

  • @X_Blake
    @X_Blake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Paige should come back again. Loved her on this weeks episode.

  • @shino933
    @shino933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Were you the basketball? Oh my god it gets me every single time. Thank you page

  • @fabianwareinc1171
    @fabianwareinc1171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Everything is okay, just look at him.” Lmao

  • @codyacker4040
    @codyacker4040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When you're a child; you can commit violent crimes and get in no trouble." --- Pat from SBFP 2018.
    Paige's face after listening to that was also pretty funny.

  • @IJustWatchVideosHere
    @IJustWatchVideosHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Paige: *sass* You used to play basketball?
    Pat: I used to play basketball.
    Paige: Were you the basketball?
    Pat: *loses it*
    Favourite moment ever. 😆

  • @gartzilla
    @gartzilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Were you the basketball?" may have been the greatest zinger on Pat I have ever witnessed on this channel. That was amazing.

  • @jacobl4699
    @jacobl4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pat’s sister is really funny

  • @crumdogy
    @crumdogy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blessings on you, Woolie, for not cutting off that conversation before Paige got out the basketball burn.

  • @jcace13
    @jcace13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Were you the basketball?”
    Excuse me while I choke to death on my cereal.

  • @farrellcityking1
    @farrellcityking1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Paige has always been the best but that basketball quip is complete confirmation. 😂

  • @Infusions
    @Infusions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The Would-Be Hero" is a great title for a hero struggling for work.

    • @julianmarquez7962
      @julianmarquez7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like that 's a C class hero from One Punch Man.

  • @KeystheDragon
    @KeystheDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m glad my first friendcast talked about my favorite con! What a pleasant surprise.

  • @whiteblacklight9603
    @whiteblacklight9603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dunking on Pat, or as it also known, Irish leprechaun basketball.

  • @MarbleVirus
    @MarbleVirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is something so wonderful about Paige stopping Pat argument completely with that zinger.
    It was so good that even the burn victim had to stop and recognize it

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hear dunking on Pat and I think of trampoline basketball: Matt; Woolie; Liam & Peach are all doing 360 windmill dunks as Pat stands underneath red-faced while screaming "they're all a bunch of cheaters" and that he'd wreck them if this game had tank controls!

  • @Rizer911
    @Rizer911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Paige has said many brilliant things on camera. But God damn, "were you the basketball" is the hardest she ever made me laugh.

  • @Qthedude16
    @Qthedude16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BasketBoivin

  • @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ
    @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    5'2 pat you keep getting shorter and shorter every video. I remember when you said you were 5'4, then 5'3 and now 5'2 hahah

    • @whiteblacklight9603
      @whiteblacklight9603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      By the end of 2019, his height will be listed as "woolie hole".

    • @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ
      @GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@whiteblacklight9603 Crazy Talk must now be so powerful as to retroactively affect his physical height.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Pat: I feel like I'm getting taller.
      *Crazy Talk activates* That's Wrong Pat.
      Pat: FUCK.

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He can shrink depending on the situation, for example if someone in the area is acting like an asshole, Pat can shrink to be tinier than that person and have a good excuse for running away.

    • @whiteblacklight9603
      @whiteblacklight9603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danieln6613 Is this [CRAZY TALK]'s ACT 2 ability?

  • @cameroncorrigan5557
    @cameroncorrigan5557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha fucking cold as ice with that hot fire of a burn. Even Pat tries not to lose it laughing his ass off it was so perfect. I think Paige just gave everyone a passive buff after witnessing this.

  • @richardjohnson8991
    @richardjohnson8991 ปีที่แล้ว

    This clip is ancient but Pat's "blossom" and Woolie's "ferment" flies absolutely stealth bomber under the radar but is the second funniest statement in this clip

  • @Wanderer_of_Sol
    @Wanderer_of_Sol 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to a fur con a few years ago with some friends and had no idea what to expect. It was awesome. Big money smash tournament. There was a full catering table full of free bacon. Three nights of different musical entertainment (Rock show, comedy/music, and a rave). The artist ally was unlike anything I'd ever seen at any other con. And the atmosphere was the most relaxed and openly friendly I'd ever seen. It was awesome.

  • @SolarBeamGleam
    @SolarBeamGleam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would love to see Matt, Pat, and Woolie with all their significant others on a Newlywed type gameshow/podcast.

  • @hatsunemikufanboy
    @hatsunemikufanboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dunking on pat aka dribbling the ball

  • @JeedyJay
    @JeedyJay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:56 - "Yiffing! :D"

  • @TheNocturnal1
    @TheNocturnal1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Well....shit

  • @DrWildlife
    @DrWildlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Daft-Punk Foxy Wolfy Creature reporting in! First time hearing of y'all but, a friend pointed me in your direction after noticing this clip mentioned me. If you ever have any questions about my suit or where the idea came from, feel free to reach out!

    • @BiaXia
      @BiaXia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your suit is amazing!! had to look you up through Google to see your suit. I can't imagine how long it took to you to make it.

    • @bakatsugu
      @bakatsugu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The worst possible timing. LOL

  • @TheIdiotBox.
    @TheIdiotBox. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patsketball is my new favorite blood sport

  • @lightbringer34
    @lightbringer34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I did not expect Paige to know this much about furries. But she's dating a basketball, so who knows what she's into?

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was literally my favorite dynamic on the podcast. You have the straight man in Woolie, and two fucking lunatics who hate/love each other.

  • @MechaHobo
    @MechaHobo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat: "I used to play basketball"
    Peach: "Were you the basketball?"
    Fucking ace!

  • @MegaTyler93
    @MegaTyler93 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dunking on Pat? My favorite past time.

  • @PoppaBoogaloo
    @PoppaBoogaloo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit, Peach was so funny here!

  • @NobleLucy
    @NobleLucy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That's a weird way to write "Everyday" for the title

  • @AlfredoTaken
    @AlfredoTaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that's a title I can get behind

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been on BOTH sides of "Hey you're not being cool bro" vs "we're a couple this is our thing" and it is both the most warm and fuzzy yet totally awkward situation at the same time.

  • @GeneralChaosBR
    @GeneralChaosBR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    who knew woolie was a hero?

  • @free8388
    @free8388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I love how Paige can just dunk like that then pretend nothing happened a second later

  • @07actual
    @07actual 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat is like the weirdest fucking combination of DiU Yoshikage Kira and the fleamen from Castlevania.

  • @dragamation3266
    @dragamation3266 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "musky husky" I fucking DIED

  • @ryanoleynik5041
    @ryanoleynik5041 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Woolie's nonchalant attitude as Pat talks about biting people's faces with zero consequences. He makes it seem like a common, and hardly notable, occurrence at school. Canada must be wild. We Americans need to take a hearty dose of bath salts before we get the courage to do some serious face biting.

  • @AbuOmar
    @AbuOmar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet you Pat has a mean overhand right like most short stocky dudes.

  • @BigAdam2050
    @BigAdam2050 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Paige slyly throws out the line after Pat says "I'm short so I run away" , "On what legs" and I fucking lost it while driving.
    Paige has no chill..

    • @kurtking8046
      @kurtking8046 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the best part is its completely the opposite on her streams. pat is always giving her shit

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it because the banter between Pat and Paige is pretty much me and my girlfriend's back and forth.

  • @tylerblair318
    @tylerblair318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was kinda wondering why Matt wasn’t on the podcast and now it makes sense. 😢

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pat and Paige were made for each other. I swear to god they should just stream their daily activities and make a sitcom out of that shit, the two of them make me DIE. XD

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So Paige replace Matt but didn't tho

  • @joshsleezeYT
    @joshsleezeYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat: "I used to play basketball"
    Paige: "Were you the basketball?"
    Paige had me dying!!!

  • @Zaylovesu2
    @Zaylovesu2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Adum is part of the SBF Canon now? That's pretty cool I guess

  • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
    @WeaponOfMyDestructio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yep it the one down side of being w big dude. Some couple start cursing super loud on the bus head slow start to rotate towards me. Just one big sigh and tie down anything loose.

    • @realpatriot1769
      @realpatriot1769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaykelley103 Lets assume english is not his first language, instead of calling him retarded just yet.

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaykelley103 oh no I speak English I'm just using voice to type and it doesn't recognize my accent. I'm from the carribean.

  • @fibblestix
    @fibblestix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, as a fan of the current CSB, and old SBF and Destiny, hearing Paige say she's friends with Adam and Dick is SUCH a world clash I would never expect!

  • @chrissmith9167
    @chrissmith9167 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat says this, but I know a couple of short jacked wrestler guys that could probably lay the average guy flat. When they get in to shoot for a grapple they move especially fast like mice or cockroaches since they're small and low to the ground.

  • @ArikBalmung1990
    @ArikBalmung1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait,Pat jumped on some guy and bit his face?! I hope the guy had his rabies and gingervitis shots.

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t, if you pour Red Bull on him after midnight he’ll turn into Pat and begin spreading the infection. Patient Zero has been under government quarantine for 17 years

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im so happy you clipped this.

  • @KreuzDrache
    @KreuzDrache 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Were you the basketball?" MY SIDES

  • @ZerberusKnight
    @ZerberusKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >Went to a furcon
    >Not one stunk
    Furries with respect for those around them and their nostrils? I smell a liar

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos to those guys for not being dumb enough to attack on pure assumption

  • @BarkNoir
    @BarkNoir 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pat is just a ginger Cyberdwarf from Barkley Gaiden

  • @b.barnesws8149
    @b.barnesws8149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woolie feels so awkward when they argue lol

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    GEEEEEET DUNKED ON!

  • @jackpollard550
    @jackpollard550 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CLICK ON THIS VIDEO FAST ENOUGH.

  • @goldenboy9748
    @goldenboy9748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes let us all dunk on pat.

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Paige's hat is appropriate for that burn

  • @PixelleHearts
    @PixelleHearts 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chewy, Chewy Classic, and Fuckface make great banter

  • @Blackcloud288
    @Blackcloud288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thnx Matt