whats bad about these sites is that they are actually WORSE for devs than just pirating. the people who supply keys get stolen credit cards and buy a game as a key. then they report the cards as stolen and get charge-backs but they still have the key. they then sell the key and basically get free money, costing devs TWO sales instead of one.
@@white_man1352 be so genuinely honestly wholly fully entirely wholeheartedly for real right now. why the fuck would i bot likes on a youtube comment come on
Fun fact about that review for Operation Temple. The reviewer, Obey The Fist, has over 12,000 steam reviews. Because there are 100,000+ games on steam, there's a 1/10 chance that he has reviewed any game on this list. Also you really shouldn't have given that award to him. He very often spreads misinformation about games, baselessly calling them asset flips (though it seems like here it really was one).
Fun Fact: The Dev of Gentle Moon is actually somewhat well known, his name is Vidas. Years ago he was infamous for creating terrible jumpscare simulators called "Timore". However in recent years he actually started to become a well liked and respected Dev who creates some of the most bizarre and unique horrorgames in the genre.
For context on basically the entirety of the G2A random keys, DO NOT BUY THEM. At best you get some shitty asset flip, and at worse you could potentially get a bitcoin miner or some form of malware/spyware. Basically, "developers" create these copy/paste games which are usually made from free assets, pay to put them on the steam market, and then obtain developer keys for free and sell them on G2A as bundles so consumers don't know the garbage they're getting. In the description of these G2A keys, they mention that the games have to have at least 100 reviews and a positive rating, and a price of some amount (that differs from key to key). As shown in the video, to get past that review guarantee, the developers purchase reviews for extremely cheap on shady Russian websites so they can barely get past the 100 review threshold. They drastically lower the prices of these games in Rubles so that they pay less for these paid reviewers, then immediately shoot the price up so no one will actually ever purchase the game and review it, and to get past the price barrier. Additionally, people who get these steam keys aren't able to review these shitty games because people who got developer keys don't affect the review score of the game allowing them to continue this grift until they run out of developer keys and simply make a new one. Even actual game keys on G2A are still of dubious origin, G2A isn't an authorized reseller of games, meaning they don't have to play by the same rules as Steam, Gamestop, Amazon, Humble Bundle, GOG, etc. They are a marketplace which allows the sale of copies of games which are illegally obtained. Most if not all of sellers get these keys from hacked/compromised steam accounts, skimmed or stolen debit cards, or from money that was obtained through crimes. G2A basically acts as a way of money laundering for these sellers, by selling keys anonymously on a grey market, with no questions asked, and provides no support for those who've been affected by this horrible system. This is why developers will literally tell you to pirate their games instead of buying them on G2A, because at least for piracy, it only affects the developer. G2A affects both the developer (by giving them no money on sales for their game), and the person who's keys were stolen. Not only that, but buying these keys allows criminals to profit from the behavior, proving this tactic to be a profitable business model. G2A doesn't care about these shady business practices because it's making them loads of money from lying to customers about "premium keys" and getting a cut of what the consumer paid. The same goes for Steam because these developers pay them money to list the game. This wasn't harped on the video, but one of the most egregious and manipulative practices on G2A are steam keys labeled as "Try to get *some random popular AAA game*". This isn't a key for the game, this a key that *could* be the game but is at an incredibly markdown compared to said game, which in G2A terms mean it's a way for these developers to make even more money on their copy/paste asset flip game, or selling questionably obtained keys which were purchased for pennies. This is practically gambling, but there's literally no way to know if could even win, OR what the "odds" of winning are, let alone where the hell these keys even came from. The only actual way to stop this from happening is to stop supporting G2A as a whole. Don't buy actual game keys from them, don't buy game key bundles from them, and definitely don't buy random game keys from them. Hopefully business models like this become unsuccessful or just outright banned. TL;DR: DO NOT FUCKING BUY ANYTHING FROM G2A, YOU ARE SUPPORTING CRIMINALS.
I think this is only an issue if you buy the cheapest shit quality ones, or a more recent thing. I have bought a few bundles and they were usually games with 100+ real reviews and not shitty asset flips.
@@everyredmoon CDKeys isn't a market place, so you don't have to worry about the aspect of "anyone can sell anything to scam you". That said, it's still a keyshop but it is one of the better ones.
True to that. I have bought a bundle of games some time ago from G2A. And I got Hearts of iron 3, Dirt rally, Manhunt, Wanda and another game that I dont remeber. But I think I got kinda my moneys worth from a bundle
@@thestreamer3513 They also have the same problem as G2A though, where the keys aren't coming directly from the devs and someone along the way gets screwed over.
@alecnewman5668 I remember hearing that they buy them from other countries where they can get the game cheaper so can't say that's the same case. I heard this from a friend who used to know a worker at cdkeys, can't really say it's fully trustworthy but who knows
I've had a pretty good experience with Fanatical bundles too. Generally they toss in a AAA title into the 10 packs (usually a generation behind, but still) and games are only like 1/3rd shovelware.
Already knew the answer to the title before clicking but decided to watch anyways for some laughs. I’ve done a few of these in the past, and they are all extremely simple games you would never spend money on, and will never play again after watching. Great video, keep it up!
This video was really fun, for a while I actually considered getting one of those key bundles, but thanks to you that will no longer be the case. Thanks for taking one for the team man, you should make more videos like this I would 100% watch more videos looking at gaming or tech scams. 🤙
I did some research on their site and found that with the amount of money you spent on these you could literally buy Half Life 1 & 2, Portal 1 & 2, Celeste, Geometry Dash, Hollow Knight, Left 4 Dead 2 while they're on sale and still have 10$ to spare for whatever else you wanna get Also found out that there are other versions of "5 Steam Keys", those being "AAA", "Star Wars" and, uhh...the H word that represents Anime girls going wild
Thank you so much for this. I am one of those suckers who keeps buying Mystery bags on Fanatical, if I had known about these before it would have been dangerous. Thank you for taking the chance. Though, I will say, Time Lock VR I actually had. I have no idea where I got it, but the reviews and the fact that it's a VR game on sale for $0.65 as I type this speaks volumes but you getting it in one of these just put it on my "Don't show" list.
This guy's channel is going somewhere. I watched all your older stuff and you've earned a new subscriber! Absolutely golden editing and your chemistry with your friends is awesome. Congrats on one thousand subscribers! I watched it go from like, eight-hundred something to this.
I found your channel cuz I got this video reccomended and I am surprised you have 500 subs, you defo deserve more. (Also rip to your bank account g2a keys are always extreme gambles that have a 1% chance of a decent game)
Stunts above clouds sounded familiar so I checked my library back when I bought these keys and never played them because they all looked boring and turns out I am the proud owner of Stunts Above Clouds 2
DUDE HOW DID YOU NOT COME UP ON MY RADAR SOONER?! YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A SICK PERSON I'D WANNA CHILL WITH HONESTLY, I cant wait to see more vids from you in my notifs to watch and enjoy, you have a great sense of humor, hope to see you around more man :)
Bit weird to even think about the quality when G2A is a gray market that resells review keys that hurt small devs and are quite likely a Russian money laundering scheme.
One of the sad things about this is that the keybundles actually used to be decent, once. It was usually older games you'd get for obvious reasons, but they were usually pretty good, often actual studio games or good indie games, some pretty unknown but good titles would show up too and turn out to be really fun additions, I padded my library out pretty heavily with them for a couple years when I was a poor student and only found a duff addition once or twice per 10 keys. I realise now it's a pretty terrible market in all even if the keys aren't bad, but it was certainly beneficial to my wallet back in the day lol
Id did/do the same occasionally. My guess for why these games are shovelware made by the same people is that he bought the bundles from other sellers instead of g2a directly. Although there were rarely amazing games when I bought bundles they were at least okayish with some gems inbetween when I bought them.
@@Ggfc-w9s I mean that he scrolls down where you can see different seller names, which is also cheaper than the advertised price before you open the product page. If you do not scroll down you can buy g2a made (I think) bundles as well.
15:31 - Awah, hey - what a handsome person. Yeah, I get enjoyment from trash. Plus, it had a lovely shovelware bat! But I agree, wacky game with moustaches looks much better.
Storefronts taking 30% isn't new, it's been the universal rule since the start, not one indie dev increased their prices because of it and any claiming they are are lying.
I once bought one of these key packs and got a lotta crap, but one of the games I got was actually really fun, it's called Demon Turf and it's a 3d parkour platformer game. I personally dumped like 30 hours into it. The developers actually seem genuine
Gentlemoon was played by many TH-camrs. And that it why it has cosmetics for Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, etc. It is not a good game but it has some meme potential.
![ประสบการณ์ จ้าง Developer ที่ผมจะไม่มีวันลืม [ภาค2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pZbsSDRrmXA/mqdefault.jpg)
had to hit em with something different 🗣🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥
Lower ur gain
@@NOTTIBOPPINtwitch i had applied some filter curves to my mic in post processing and I knew it sounded off
I like how
Much you say fuck. I too say it often
@@OnlyVoidedcheck my comment it's important feedback on your video
When i was led to youuuuuu 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Short answer: no
Long answer: no, pirate stuff instead if you don't have money to buy the actual thing
whats bad about these sites is that they are actually WORSE for devs than just pirating. the people who supply keys get stolen credit cards and buy a game as a key. then they report the cards as stolen and get charge-backs but they still have the key. they then sell the key and basically get free money, costing devs TWO sales instead of one.
@@kidnamedfingor nah g2a will just buy the keys from the sites for extremely cheap and then sell them as "random" making massive profit
@@kidnamedfingor
You make it sound like all keys are like that
@@kidnamedfingor that’s pretty epic
@@ninochaosdrache3189 lots of them are
the calm narration immediately switching over to you genuinely tweaking over steam shovelware was so fucking funny to watch
botted the likes award
@@white_man1352 what
@@scurrvery 1k likes and 0 comments
@@white_man1352 be so genuinely honestly wholly fully entirely wholeheartedly for real right now. why the fuck would i bot likes on a youtube comment come on
@@scurrvery idk
16:10 - Depression
16:30 - Bargaining
16:40 - Anger
17:55 - Denial
Grown man gets scammed for 22 minutes
Fun fact about that review for Operation Temple. The reviewer, Obey The Fist, has over 12,000 steam reviews. Because there are 100,000+ games on steam, there's a 1/10 chance that he has reviewed any game on this list.
Also you really shouldn't have given that award to him. He very often spreads misinformation about games, baselessly calling them asset flips (though it seems like here it really was one).
That guy is chronically online
He's living the life
Fun Fact: The Dev of Gentle Moon is actually somewhat well known, his name is Vidas. Years ago he was infamous for creating terrible jumpscare simulators called "Timore". However in recent years he actually started to become a well liked and respected Dev who creates some of the most bizarre and unique horrorgames in the genre.
OMG THATS THE GUY THAT MADE TIMORE????
LEGEND
@@aqlord He actually is. He had one of the biggest glow ups and redemption Arcs in gaming history.
Well, PirateSoftware is right, keep making games. Period.
For context on basically the entirety of the G2A random keys, DO NOT BUY THEM. At best you get some shitty asset flip, and at worse you could potentially get a bitcoin miner or some form of malware/spyware. Basically, "developers" create these copy/paste games which are usually made from free assets, pay to put them on the steam market, and then obtain developer keys for free and sell them on G2A as bundles so consumers don't know the garbage they're getting.
In the description of these G2A keys, they mention that the games have to have at least 100 reviews and a positive rating, and a price of some amount (that differs from key to key). As shown in the video, to get past that review guarantee, the developers purchase reviews for extremely cheap on shady Russian websites so they can barely get past the 100 review threshold. They drastically lower the prices of these games in Rubles so that they pay less for these paid reviewers, then immediately shoot the price up so no one will actually ever purchase the game and review it, and to get past the price barrier. Additionally, people who get these steam keys aren't able to review these shitty games because people who got developer keys don't affect the review score of the game allowing them to continue this grift until they run out of developer keys and simply make a new one.
Even actual game keys on G2A are still of dubious origin, G2A isn't an authorized reseller of games, meaning they don't have to play by the same rules as Steam, Gamestop, Amazon, Humble Bundle, GOG, etc. They are a marketplace which allows the sale of copies of games which are illegally obtained. Most if not all of sellers get these keys from hacked/compromised steam accounts, skimmed or stolen debit cards, or from money that was obtained through crimes. G2A basically acts as a way of money laundering for these sellers, by selling keys anonymously on a grey market, with no questions asked, and provides no support for those who've been affected by this horrible system. This is why developers will literally tell you to pirate their games instead of buying them on G2A, because at least for piracy, it only affects the developer. G2A affects both the developer (by giving them no money on sales for their game), and the person who's keys were stolen. Not only that, but buying these keys allows criminals to profit from the behavior, proving this tactic to be a profitable business model.
G2A doesn't care about these shady business practices because it's making them loads of money from lying to customers about "premium keys" and getting a cut of what the consumer paid. The same goes for Steam because these developers pay them money to list the game. This wasn't harped on the video, but one of the most egregious and manipulative practices on G2A are steam keys labeled as "Try to get *some random popular AAA game*". This isn't a key for the game, this a key that *could* be the game but is at an incredibly markdown compared to said game, which in G2A terms mean it's a way for these developers to make even more money on their copy/paste asset flip game, or selling questionably obtained keys which were purchased for pennies. This is practically gambling, but there's literally no way to know if could even win, OR what the "odds" of winning are, let alone where the hell these keys even came from.
The only actual way to stop this from happening is to stop supporting G2A as a whole. Don't buy actual game keys from them, don't buy game key bundles from them, and definitely don't buy random game keys from them. Hopefully business models like this become unsuccessful or just outright banned.
TL;DR: DO NOT FUCKING BUY ANYTHING FROM G2A, YOU ARE SUPPORTING CRIMINALS.
what about cdkeys?
I think this is only an issue if you buy the cheapest shit quality ones, or a more recent thing. I have bought a few bundles and they were usually games with 100+ real reviews and not shitty asset flips.
@@dankmemer1305did you even read the comment
Do buy from g2a, we are already supporting worser criminals (the government)
@@everyredmoon CDKeys isn't a market place, so you don't have to worry about the aspect of "anyone can sell anything to scam you". That said, it's still a keyshop but it is one of the better ones.
good luck on building your channel, this came up on my recommended page and ive never seen you before. Wish you luck.
Watch his skyblock videos fr
mans hit the algorithm, best of luck
who would've ever guessed buying from "rate for 5 free keys" at least 3 different times would warrant the same exact result
Yea I think this was the issue of buying from the shittiest cheapest reseller.
True to that. I have bought a bundle of games some time ago from G2A. And I got Hearts of iron 3, Dirt rally, Manhunt, Wanda and another game that I dont remeber. But I think I got kinda my moneys worth from a bundle
And that's why I only buy keys from humble bundle, you can actually see the games + charity
Cdkeys is also a really good option. I've never had a bad experience
@@thestreamer3513 They also have the same problem as G2A though, where the keys aren't coming directly from the devs and someone along the way gets screwed over.
@alecnewman5668 I remember hearing that they buy them from other countries where they can get the game cheaper so can't say that's the same case. I heard this from a friend who used to know a worker at cdkeys, can't really say it's fully trustworthy but who knows
I've had a pretty good experience with Fanatical bundles too. Generally they toss in a AAA title into the 10 packs (usually a generation behind, but still) and games are only like 1/3rd shovelware.
@@alecnewman5668who tf cares as long as you get your game
An eye opening video. I use Steam a lot, and can imagine myself being tempted to buy one of these bundles. Thanks for taking the bullet for us!
Already knew the answer to the title before clicking but decided to watch anyways for some laughs. I’ve done a few of these in the past, and they are all extremely simple games you would never spend money on, and will never play again after watching. Great video, keep it up!
A hero for getting through this crap but a hero with a new sub
“I am 32 years old”
Truly one of the people of all time.
bro made the biggest switch up 💀💀
nah nah we'll be right back with the craft bro
@@OnlyVoided ight bet
@@yujiitadorireal2020Nice profile picture!
@@GameEnjoyer1-sv1ge Thank you! That made my day!
This video was really fun, for a while I actually considered getting one of those key bundles, but thanks to you that will no longer be the case.
Thanks for taking one for the team man, you should make more videos like this I would 100% watch more videos looking at gaming or tech scams. 🤙
both g2a and key bundles suck and i stay away from em
i just buy steam keys from kingwin since someone recommended that to me
I did some research on their site and found that with the amount of money you spent on these you could literally buy Half Life 1 & 2, Portal 1 & 2, Celeste, Geometry Dash, Hollow Knight, Left 4 Dead 2 while they're on sale and still have 10$ to spare for whatever else you wanna get
Also found out that there are other versions of "5 Steam Keys", those being "AAA", "Star Wars" and, uhh...the H word that represents Anime girls going wild
@@thatsombrero some excellent work you’ve done well done 👏
this sucks you should do it again
@@dav154 maybe i will 🤔
@OnlyVoided no please don't
I can vividly remember some guy named Parker Plays playing Gentle Moon 2 on DisneyXD. You just unlocked some memories dude.
real jumpscare this one, but a funny man stays funny
@@godofgrains had to hit them folks with a curveball
Thank you so much for this. I am one of those suckers who keeps buying Mystery bags on Fanatical, if I had known about these before it would have been dangerous. Thank you for taking the chance.
Though, I will say, Time Lock VR I actually had. I have no idea where I got it, but the reviews and the fact that it's a VR game on sale for $0.65 as I type this speaks volumes but you getting it in one of these just put it on my "Don't show" list.
this rocked man! love your commentating style and how you're not afraid to swear like a sailor. i relate to that. can't wait to watch you grow :)
This was a good watch, you’ve earned a subscriber because of how much you enjoyed
gentle moon
Yo, actually, really quality video bro! Love the deep dive into this. Keep up the amazing content, man subscribed. :)
This is the first video of yours I have seen and I really enjoyed it! Keep up the great work!
Popped off with this one. Very cool to see u consistently posting
I expected you to have millions of subs such a high quality video definitely subbing !!!
"The happy ball" im pretty sure is just a mobile game called red ball
And im pretty sure the original red ball is a flash game
This guy's channel is going somewhere. I watched all your older stuff and you've earned a new subscriber! Absolutely golden editing and your chemistry with your friends is awesome. Congrats on one thousand subscribers! I watched it go from like, eight-hundred something to this.
honestly gentle moon feels like something a collage student would create to just have fun, i like that.
You're music selection us on point! Doom !
Got ripped out of the trance of watching your video seeing my GentleMoon 2 review show up, still heavily recommend it btw ✌️
Wasn't expecting you to uncover a rabbit hole, also nice video
I found your channel cuz I got this video reccomended and I am surprised you have 500 subs, you defo deserve more. (Also rip to your bank account g2a keys are always extreme gambles that have a 1% chance of a decent game)
0:46 man of culture
This randomly popped up on my recommended page and what can I say, great content.
The best of luck on building this channel.
Ohh please more of this. I look forward to more!
Proud of you bro, you actually blew up
Surprised this doesn't have more views, congrats man!
Thank you for your service. I always considered picking up a key pack or two. This video makes me very glad I didnt. ha
Actually kind of makes me like G2A less because of this lol. Kinda scmmy of them. lol
Looks like this one struck gold buddy, keep it up. Good shit. Redlyne vibes
The slow descent into insanity is so beautiful
Stunts above clouds sounded familiar so I checked my library back when I bought these keys and never played them because they all looked boring and turns out I am the proud owner of Stunts Above Clouds 2
I feel like "no whammies" is a reference most people wouldn't get nowadays, but I loved it!
i always thought about doing this but knew it was probably going to be trash, so thanks for taking one for the team and the entertainment
I was the 1,000th sub !!!! congratulations my man!!!!
You missed drift streets Japan - it’s not a mobile game. It’s cool drift game with highly customisable car parts building system.
DUDE HOW DID YOU NOT COME UP ON MY RADAR SOONER?! YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A SICK PERSON I'D WANNA CHILL WITH HONESTLY, I cant wait to see more vids from you in my notifs to watch and enjoy, you have a great sense of humor, hope to see you around more man :)
That unhappy ball line killed me LMAO
just found your channel and surprised at only 2k subs, hoping for your success
Bit weird to even think about the quality when G2A is a gray market that resells review keys that hurt small devs and are quite likely a Russian money laundering scheme.
@@slizer88 I hope this video gets the word to some people out there to avoid this website
didnt they get investigated by the russian feds for exactly that?
Great video! Was surprised u had under 1k subs. Keep it up!
Great video dude! Love that you used MF Doom and Common songs
5:38 THEY JUST STOLE THE OFFSPRING LOGO IM CRYING
i was looking for someone to comment this lol
Shit was hilarious! keep the good work up brother!
you know, im gonna sub
keep the good work man
21:39 WHAT THE HELL BOSNIANS DID TO YOU
Fr man wtf :(
Bro has beef with Bosnia for no reason lol
As a Bosnian myself I took that last bit personal
Fax
same tbh
Thank you algorithm! Just subscribed, this was great!
One of the sad things about this is that the keybundles actually used to be decent, once. It was usually older games you'd get for obvious reasons, but they were usually pretty good, often actual studio games or good indie games, some pretty unknown but good titles would show up too and turn out to be really fun additions, I padded my library out pretty heavily with them for a couple years when I was a poor student and only found a duff addition once or twice per 10 keys. I realise now it's a pretty terrible market in all even if the keys aren't bad, but it was certainly beneficial to my wallet back in the day lol
now adays the best way to pad it is to take advantage of amazon prime and linking it to twitch to get free games.
Id did/do the same occasionally. My guess for why these games are shovelware made by the same people is that he bought the bundles from other sellers instead of g2a directly.
Although there were rarely amazing games when I bought bundles they were at least okayish with some gems inbetween when I bought them.
@@Nirlau61But we can actually see him on g2a, getting the bundles so that theory is a bit busted 😅
@@Ggfc-w9s I mean that he scrolls down where you can see different seller names, which is also cheaper than the advertised price before you open the product page.
If you do not scroll down you can buy g2a made (I think) bundles as well.
@@Ggfc-w9s g2a is a marketplace, not a seller. like amazon.
this will blow up, great vid. keep at it
I would like to thank the TH-cam algorithm for recommending me this video
Absolute RIP fam.
Nice vid, bit depressing but ending was clutch.
This was a good video! Good job! :D
good video mate, keep it up! you can keep imporve your editing style with time
15:31 - Awah, hey - what a handsome person.
Yeah, I get enjoyment from trash.
Plus, it had a lovely shovelware bat!
But I agree, wacky game with moustaches looks much better.
Thanks for the keys, drop hunt is so much fun!!! :)😁
@@Feesssss So 😐 Much 😐 Fun 😐
Everybody gangster until they hand you 5 smut games
good stuff man keep up the work!
shovelware bundle is crazy
Salute fellow gamer.
I hope you recovered financially.
Is there even any difference between all the tiers?
@@APadreFan increase in price, quality however? No
Yeah pal I’m subbing to your channel just bc of the fact that I knew every single beat that you had between every transition in the video 😮💨
yo voided you's a W mans goated music taste
the music played in this video is fye
You have great music taste 👌
the best way to fill my steam account with games
So fucking true
Thank you algorithim for blessing me this video.
Storefronts taking 30% isn't new, it's been the universal rule since the start, not one indie dev increased their prices because of it and any claiming they are are lying.
My man switched up so fast
@@kevthecreator98 I HAD TO SHOW EM IM MORE THAN JUST A RACIST 🔥🔥
@@OnlyVoided You got a good amount of views from this too I applaud you
You made Ivan's day, american friend. Thank you for your dollars.
Bro pulled a fast one on us lmao
@@Cr0nchMaster i might have to kill switch it fr
Gooned to this.
You deserve more subs and views
should be called 2024 game of the year nominees smh.
Love this video man keep it up!!!
I bought a couple of $2 bundles once and a couple of the games were not bad. This was before I knew about the stolen key issue.
Bro just sacrificed his money to make this video. Respect.
great video ( please dont stop with the other videos tho pls)
@@Night_Gale right back to the other videos I promise
These are really fun videos (I’m also a very big MF DOOM fan)
I love those minimalist dark logos you have on your taskbar, is that a program that does that?
The only thing i learned is that the Happy Ball creators made half of the games on Steam and also secretly control all the Banks.
I once bought one of these key packs and got a lotta crap, but one of the games I got was actually really fun, it's called Demon Turf and it's a 3d parkour platformer game. I personally dumped like 30 hours into it. The developers actually seem genuine
yooo, cool video man! And i can tell you got W music taste because of the music you put in the video. Good one man
20:29 isn't this literally groove strert😂
Gentlemoon was played by many TH-camrs. And that it why it has cosmetics for Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye, etc. It is not a good game but it has some meme potential.
"I'm an adult." Arguable.
And to you my friend! I introduce piracy!!!