Nobody tried this. Like all these conspiracy theories someone probably read a joke from a conversation log or it was some journalist who lied to make some money.
Imagine being a Russian looking up to see an American bomber plain knowing your life is over and then 500,000 large condoms start falling from the sky like some screwed-up cloudy of the chance of meatball spinoff
tried and tested but it's just not rejected by art school. People say while was drunk and celebrating about his graduation, he actually destroyed his degree.
@@KaiserSS You believe that why? It is the same thing with a different name. Wake up. Everything is planned. Putin and Biden and Zelenksy are brothers behind closed doors.
Although it could backfire and convince the Russians that the Americans are gay... Because why else would American bombers be carrying such a large supply of condoms?
🟥: "I am the most powerful and dominant country in Afro-Eurasia, our influence has spread throughout a majority of it, and I basically control half of Europe." 🇺🇸: "your pp small"
@@samuelbishop1701 the starvation stopped in the 50‘s after stalin died, the idea that people were starving throughout the lifetime pf the ussr is a myth the us started to make people not want to go there, those starvations were directly ordered by staling and as far back as kruzchev (late 50‘s-early 60‘s) the government apologized and openly denounced stalin and pushed destalinization which labeled him a criminal and paid reparations to the affected areas of the Soviet Union
@@samuelbishop1701 150 million? I know ya’ll heads full of western propaganda but you went too far. Maximum of 5 mil people were starving indeed, but isn’t it a bit less than what you said?
What does that even mean? How did they "drop universal healthcare on the US"? Mans acting like that was some sort of master plan when in reality other western countries actually adapted universal healthcare... fairly quick. No hate, but I just don't get the logic behind your comment.
the thing is, they cant use it, it would be like a glove, and the fact that its the average size for an american shames you greatly that theyre more "manly" than you
@@dellconagher7006 Soviet Union really said to US: Small dick??? Lemme give y'all tons of condoms that you can't even use. Honestly I would take the condoms and resell it to them. Business is good when war happens.
@@Papa_Straight just imagine you’re a russian expecting a massive payload of explosions and death dropped on you, but instead you get an insult to your “manliness”. not physically harmful of course, but fairly mentally degrading and something you definitely wouldn’t forget in a war
Fun fact: Metro: Exodus is entirely centered around trying to reach the Ural mountains in seek of the underground bunker which held all the high ranking officers.. its a really amazing game, highly recommend anyone to play it, definitely recommend playing the other Metro games first though
the sports and science areas the Soviets often excelled over their American counterparts but their armies were largely incomparable as one was a naval/air power while the other was a land power.
The plan 💀💀💀
wdym its average
god bless Israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱
@@laars2233🥃🗿
@@RandomBruv65God bless peace
@@laars2233God bless peace
"Why doesn't the group project include my plan?"
The plan :
💀
💀
"Why can't I test drag and GForce effects on a blowup doll?"
This should have gotten way more likes bra
Russian POV: "It's raining balloons comrade"
Mfs really tried to demoralize the Russians by telling them “your pp is small”
Yeah that’s the cia for you
Little did they know, Russians qould look at the condoms and say "why are the small knees labeled medium?"
@@Cyborg_LeninRussians: hey you forgot to give us extra small!
Or how you say in soviet russia "твой ПП маленький" (your PP is small)
Nobody tried this. Like all these conspiracy theories someone probably read a joke from a conversation log or it was some journalist who lied to make some money.
CIA be shitposting before shitposting was even a thing lmao 😂.
Honestly yeah
Half of the attempts to assassinate Castro feel like a shitpost for example
Haha i surgically implant a cat with spying equipment. 😂
all the shit that happened after vietnam down to south america is just the CIA shit posting while completely high.
only 2 replies but 362 likes let me help by the way your comment is really funny 😂😂😂😂
@@Atul2228 all people can do is laugh when the world's greatest spy agency us reduced to making dick jokes like some child.
Condomonium approach sounds pretty patriotic
try to remove onium;)
@@i_love_gay_corn_69 😮
Where can I find d this song
Name od song?
in WWII, America dropped huge condoms for G.I.s "by accident" on japanese positions to demoralize them
What makes it even funnier is that asians are known for having smaller p*nises than europeans
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Is this true? 💀
Thats racist
@@j.m.d.a1496 Bro everybody thinks everything is racist nowadays.
Imagine being a Russian looking up to see an American bomber plain knowing your life is over and then 500,000 large condoms start falling from the sky like some screwed-up cloudy of the chance of meatball spinoff
Soviet aviation is stronger
They are inflicting emotional damage
@@enitivy Tell that to the Blackbird.
@@CMitchell808 real
@@CMitchell808 the one that was shot down by Serbia?
Only Medium???! XS would’ve been funnier
Nah that's would be too much
it's even funnier when you are realize a person never having one in the first place is talking about dick size
Those were being reserved for china
@@shannonhealey570 I thought it was for vietnam tho
Well... that's some dick measuring politics for you
USSR: damn we are trying to make super soldiers but it’s not working
Austria: try rejecting them from art school
Millions of hitler rebel from ussr cuz they will be germans 💀💀💀
Super soldiers not super insecured halfwits with anger issues on Heroin
tried and tested but it's just not rejected by art school. People say while was drunk and celebrating about his graduation, he actually destroyed his degree.
*die from cringe*
@@shril171 more propaganda cool.
Nah, the condom plan is just cruel 💀💀💀
Most sane CIA plan
Surprisedly no civilians died.
Shows Russian flag as “Soviet Union”
Russia is the soviet union. It never was dissolved.
@@ogeI NO. Soviet Union is made up with 16 countries inside, including Russia which was called
Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic.
@@ogeI yes it was in 1991 when all the countries of the UNION left they call it a UNION for a reason
@@KaiserSS You believe that why? It is the same thing with a different name. Wake up. Everything is planned. Putin and Biden and Zelenksy are brothers behind closed doors.
@@KaiserSSit is still Russia to me
US Goverment officials: how do we beat the second biggest superpower in the world
Some US Strategist: now hear me out.....condoms
CIA: *takes notes aggressively*
1bigest superpower also iek they were drunk is the best answer
Soviet union was tied with usa
“Dmitri, these are too small for me”
“Americans 😂”
Although it could backfire and convince the Russians that the Americans are gay... Because why else would American bombers be carrying such a large supply of condoms?
To drop them for all the American men getting laid
It would also backfire because the condoms would rip.
Would it really backfire? Russians are so much scared of LGBTQ people, that all those manly Russians would cry and run away like little girls.
Why would gay men need condoms...? Excluding stds...
@friends with benefits real
🟥: "I am the most powerful and dominant country in Afro-Eurasia, our influence has spread throughout a majority of it, and I basically control half of Europe."
🇺🇸: "your pp small"
"Ha, these are medium? These are extra small in our country!"
Realistically, they weren't. Meaning that medium American was too big for the Soviets. Lmao.
@Dinux Play well yeah I was extendeding the joke a little.
@@dinuxplay8003 more propaganda and lies.
@@satanicgears7374muricans do like propaganda
@@dinuxplay8003 the propaganda and lies continues
USSR dropped universal healthcare on the US instead 💀💀💀
I'd honestly be afraid of any country. Especially N. Korea, they use only the finest nano drones to surgically remove bad energy.
Healthcare is no good when 150 million people are starving I suppose
@@samuelbishop1701 the starvation stopped in the 50‘s after stalin died, the idea that people were starving throughout the lifetime pf the ussr is a myth the us started to make people not want to go there, those starvations were directly ordered by staling and as far back as kruzchev (late 50‘s-early 60‘s) the government apologized and openly denounced stalin and pushed destalinization which labeled him a criminal and paid reparations to the affected areas of the Soviet Union
@@samuelbishop1701 150 million? I know ya’ll heads full of western propaganda but you went too far. Maximum of 5 mil people were starving indeed, but isn’t it a bit less than what you said?
What does that even mean? How did they "drop universal healthcare on the US"? Mans acting like that was some sort of master plan when in reality other western countries actually adapted universal healthcare... fairly quick. No hate, but I just don't get the logic behind your comment.
"Sir, we're all out of ammo! We need a plan!"
"Drop the large condoms..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE 'DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT'"?
That's the most American demoralization plan I've heard and I support
"Exploring Russian History,"
"The Sovie-💀💀💀"
Dropping condoms for demoralizing them, what kind of shitty plan is that???
a shitty plan that will stick with them lmao
@@taternater7495 yeah how?
the thing is, they cant use it, it would be like a glove, and the fact that its the average size for an american shames you greatly that theyre more "manly" than you
@@dellconagher7006 Soviet Union really said to US: Small dick??? Lemme give y'all tons of condoms that you can't even use.
Honestly I would take the condoms and resell it to them. Business is good when war happens.
@@Papa_Straight just imagine you’re a russian expecting a massive payload of explosions and death dropped on you, but instead you get an insult to your “manliness”. not physically harmful of course, but fairly mentally degrading and something you definitely wouldn’t forget in a war
when ur one friend has a plan : the plan..
the results of the supersoldier program were highly unpredictable..
"SO
MANY
STAIRS!!!"
Russian: "They think this size is our medium? Theirs must be stupidly small."
One CIA agent : "Let's just put medium condoms as medium, because it is going to be bigger for the Soviets regardless."
@@dinuxplay8003 *because the Soviets needs a bigger one regardless of the size we sent
@@kurukuru4120 nah...
*because Soviets are gonna need a smaller one to fit the correct size anyways.
@@dinuxplay8003 *because the soviets needs a bigger size to fit them
@@kurukuru4120 *Soviets are going to be needing something smaller than that.
USA: dropping extra large condoms labeled "medium"
USSR: oh,grreat, I was just looking for some medium ones
USA: 🤨😳💀
Soviets be like: "Medium? *Laughs in Russian* that's a small silly Americans"
"thank you for the condoms , send us some more , we ran out quickly"
They gay or what?
*Uncle Sam has entered the chat*
"it's way too big"
-a soldier
So that Hetalia bit was real?????
I THOUGHT I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO KNOWS ABOUT HETALIA OMG
I can't imagine only Russia doing this
Imagine the soviets sent an even larger condom labeled “micro”
Talk about George Carlin's "big dick war theory", and talk about a "dick-measuring contest."
"I Don't think they had the facilities for that big man".
@RÆD "They had the biggest bomb to compensate for the tiny pps, abnormal man"
Imagine the soldiers saying these condoms are too small 😂💀
“Anatomically superior” aint no way they really thought that
Russians; "these US sises are wacky. These are clearly small."
Do you have sources to these? I'd like to find out more
Fun fact: Metro: Exodus is entirely centered around trying to reach the Ural mountains in seek of the underground bunker which held all the high ranking officers.. its a really amazing game, highly recommend anyone to play it, definitely recommend playing the other Metro games first though
The prequel that I played was rather boring so no thank you
Source: trust me bro
@Violin Dumbo it’s still fake news
@@lolgic930 it’s a real a quick google search will show that it’s true not everything is fake
@@j.t.carter4356 not everything that you read on the internet is true grow up
@@lolgic930 and why should anyone believe you, you have even less credibility being a random person on the internet.
@@j.t.carter4356 Lmao dude just wanna be “different” and seem like he knows everything. Just leave the fool be
Now cold War looks like series of prank
That super soldiers thing is just made up lol
Knowing Soviet Russia it can ironically be true as the FBI try doing the same
As Russian super soldier i can confirm that is true.
Dont dare to call it conspiracy...book
You do know that the Soviet Union was the strongest nation from 1947 to 1989.
What's the music
US : your pp is small lol
Soviet soldiers : ☠️
Man just explained cold war
My friend : ive got a plan
The plan:
So this is where the Rocky movie idea came from lol
Why do I have a feeling the plan would of worked perfectly💀
competing in sports during the cold war _💀_
Josef Stalin been watching to much marvel comics💀
That wouldve been the best april fools prank ever if it was pulled off
Everyone gangsta when Ivan drago shows
Broo fr finally somebody said it. Like this is literally Drago from rocky.
“You bro, where can I get some condoms?”
“Watch the skies for a bit”
“What?”
“The USA is gonna parachute some in”
soviets tried to create hulk irl 💀
soviet: i am big i will beat you ass
America: na bro your size is average
The CIA is the largest and most powerful Intelligence Agency in the world, something to truly be feared
The CIA:
"Why don't you guys ever take my plans? It'd be a lot more helpful if you listened!"
The plan in question:
Last one got me😂😂
the sports and science areas the Soviets often excelled over their American counterparts but their armies were largely incomparable as one was a naval/air power while the other was a land power.
My man, I thought I wouldn't encounter someone with brain. And here you are. Have a like Mister.
Imagine there would be a Comrade Soviet Union instead of Captain America
Captain America IRL
Russians: These Americans think small size is medium
Captain America vs Captain Soviet union
Man they were tryna make killing floor FleshPounds 💀
The Plan was never executed, because the americans needed all the Medium sized condoms...
Unfortunately operation contraception never saw the light of day
"Exploring Russian history" - describes unused American war plan
Random solider: sir the Americans just bombed the city
The general: get the condoms
I'm still laughing about the condom airdrop!
The whole cold war can be summarized in that event.
Bro graduated from mc Donald 💀💀💀
-Launch people to moon!
-Make a better nuke!
-Make better football players!
-Here's a little lesson in trickery... this is going down in history!..
Bro was saying anatomically superior like it's actually a thing
The voice 💀
USSR: our super solder program ain’t working
Austria: here’s some rejection letters from a variety of art schools see if that help
The soviets really thought they could make their own Legio Astartes, huh?
... then DC comics came along made a movie called Captain America after knowing this classified information....
that would’ve been hilarious
"That's an interesting argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?"
Think of how successful they could’ve been had they worked together
They were going to turn those soldiers into gi johns
That would’ve been amazing
"parachute thousands of extra-large condoms" 💀💀💀💀💀
Why does that plan look like it was planned at 3:00 in the am
this is why america owns its place.
the *ULTIMATE* state.
Your country is a disappointment, you Americans are too busy arguing over what a woman is. Your country has always been inferior
Slava Russia 🇷🇺 💪
Russians: these are some small mediums
Thats extra small here
Super Video keys mach weiter so!
Me before:😀
Me after💀☠️
Americans really were a bunch of gamers during the Cold War hit them with the “ur pp smol”
The Cold War in my opinion was 2 Wives fighting each other and the Allied Nations were the Husbands that weren't allowed to be friends anymore
Space:am i a joke to you
Bruh the last one
Soviets: "Why is medium written on this small sized condom?"
Russian women: 👁 👄 👁
Imagine captain soviet
Nah they should've done the smallest size
They really planned that 💀💀
Basically we were gonna gas light them
MEDIUM????! 💀