But imagine him having to pause for laughter everytime he said something funny. It's so much better that the audience didnt interrupt this masterpiece.
@@TroubleToby3040 technically he's selling himself to people who derive pleasure off his messy behavior soo it's not so much of a stretch to use the prostitute or entertainer to refer to a messy boy.
@@mohamedabdourahman9845 Entertainer would probably be best. There's nothing illegal in what he describes. He would just have to make sure all his income is properly reported.
Just watch "Burn After Reading". He and David Rasche have two of the funniest scenes ever committed to film, AND THEY HAVE TO PLAY THE SCENES COMPLETELY STRAIGHT for it to work.
MonkeyBusiness that’s Schilinger the Aryian Brother ( leader)from HBO ‘S “Oz” He played that role so good then he shows up on Law and Order as a therapist! Great acting!😁😁😁
@@duchess8762 didn't you hear the man? a Japanese man shows up in your car, gives you a cocoon, then the butterfly has an address written on the parchment attached to its leg
Well, given that he made it sound like he sometimes eats dinner at work, sometimes not, I'm assuming that means he doesn't get 365 offers a year. *Not that I would know anything about that...*
This was way funnier than the laughs you hear from the crowd. He nailed this and kept a straight face during it. This skit was actually very funny to me
Season 40 was a rebuilding year, since SNL was trying to get their cast together after Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis, and Fred Armisen left; season 39's cast wasn't met with the warmest reception (when you have viewers complaining that SNL needs more black women, despite that you hired a half-Mexican, half Tunisian girl with a French-sounding name [Noel Wells] and an openly gay male for the first time since 1985 [John Milhiser], something's wrong), and Weekend Update wasn't the powerhouse it is now (it's hard to believe, but I thought Che and Jost were terrible together and they should have had Cecily Strong do it alone, since SNL hasn't had a single female Weekend Update anchor since 1976 with Jane Curtin). The show didn't really pick up again until the 2016 election and that's only because humor eases the pain of society falling apart.
The fact that "Mukbang" is even a thing makes me think there must be some kind of biblical "second coming" imminent. The depths people will go to for scraps of e-attention continually astound me.
That went better than I expected. I thought this would going to go into freaky gross sexual territory but managed to walk a fine line between funny and freaky without wanting to go hurl.
It does feel like an off-set to infantilism (sexual fetish involving being dressed as and treated like a baby), but it was probably cleaned up for network TV. If this show were on HBO or Comedy Central, they'd go a lot farther.
This is what people today are going to be like as parents. "Hi, I'm Mr. Jones and I binge eat fast food on the internet for a living. I make 3x the income of Mr. Thomas...the leading ER doctor who spoke before me."
Kono amerika hito moto kao Actually translates to "this america, person, former face." Showed this to my Japanese coworker and she asked: "Oh! Is the joke that the rich woman is not actually Japanese? (since she speaks in gibberish)"
The funniest part is "amerika hito" instead of "amerikajin", which shows that clearly nobody that works for SNL speaks Japanese and they definitely used a failed Google translation.
So, I am neither Japanese nor a woman... Can I still still hire him, and if so, who do I contact? I've been living with my parents saving money for 2 years now, and I just happen to have $45k in my bank account.
Don't hire Fletcher up there. He is untidy at best; certainly not "messy" in the sense like a discerning client such as yourself would enjoy. Hire me. I am also a middle aged man, but I am also fat and hairy with a big, cheesy, red beard that automatically attracts food as is. Plus, I will do the job for $42,500, and after, you will still have enough to take Mom and Dad out to a nice dinner or get them a swell card or something. I'll even throw in the crying for free.
“What the hell dad?!?” “What did you want me to tell them? That I’m an alien posing as a superhero until it’s time for my people to invade your planet?!?”
The dad really looks out for his son, now, some parents wouldn't go because his job isn't kid appropriate but still he did this for his son, so that his son wouldn't say that "you didn't go this event" or that... Good Job Dad.
God bless J.K. Simmons. There are so many reasons why he’s one of my favorite actors of all time, and this skit is a prime example of how phenomenally talented Simmons truly is. It’s like what I always say: You can never have too much J.K. Simmons.
That's so he can experience the cringe of being a teenager and having a dad come to his school on Career Day, since, you know, Pete's IRL dad died on 9/11/01 (when Pete would have been seven going on eight) and his mom never remarried.
This guy has made me spit my drink out a few times. He has an uncanny knack of delivering hilarious lines with a straight face. I love you man: “He had a speedo full of brillo.” 😂
That really is a dream job! When I am hungry, I prefer eating alone because I literally "devour" the food! Especially, if its something like a huge burger, ribs, meatballs, etc
My childhood name was messy Joe Hesse because I made a mess of first birthday cake and every meal that followed until high school. My best friend was deeply disturbed by how I would wolf down food like a puppy dog who lacked the capacity to know when it's stomach was full. I was born for this.
This is one of the best SNL episodes due to the fact it accommodates this skit... it being my personal favored among respected, especially because it’s JK Simmons playing a character unique from the typical acts. I have it saved and everything but Ideally does it add comedic value that i be watching SNL on the TH-cam platform? Perhaps.
One of the skills necessary to be hired as a Japanese messy boy is an obliviousness to how much one should be ashamed for having the job. It heightens the clients' capacity to judge, since that is technically the service for which they are paying so much money.
This is one of the funniest I have seen in such a while. I think u must have some knowledge about Japanese culture before you can appreciate this. Why hasn't this thing hit like 2 million views!
Isn't it the other way around? You must know nothing at all about Japan to think it's funny since messy eating isn't a Japanese fetish and "kono amerika hito moto kao" is gibberish roughly translating to this america, person, former face.
Bro he delivered that entire scene like a scene from a movie, the deserved more laughs. Overqualified
But imagine him having to pause for laughter everytime he said something funny. It's so much better that the audience didnt interrupt this masterpiece.
Hes soo good at talking nonsens, one of the best sketches, love that
Wtf!!!
Schillinger is the shit
I think they had to take it all in and laugh later!! Bahaha! Brilliant.
Imagine getting audited and having to explain this to the IRS.
Auditor: just gonna...let that one..slide.
I'd just lie and say I was a male prostitute or crack dealer to avoid embarrassing myself.😉
@@TroubleToby3040 technically he's selling himself to people who derive pleasure off his messy behavior soo it's not so much of a stretch to use the prostitute or entertainer to refer to a messy boy.
@@mohamedabdourahman9845 Good point!😉👍✌
@@mohamedabdourahman9845 Entertainer would probably be best. There's nothing illegal in what he describes. He would just have to make sure all his income is properly reported.
I loved Cecily's face when she heard Japanese messy boy
I love Cecily's face, period. 😍
It's like she already knew what that was
@@joaopedroauriemo Interesting...
@@joaopedroauriemo she's probably a messy girl after school
@@LazieKat I would do some messy things with Cecily that’s for damn sure 😩😩
“WOOOO LIVIN’ THE DREAM MESSY BOY” That was my exact reaction
How Mr. Simmons is able to keep a straight face through all of this, is beyond me.
What a fantastic actor.
R L Oscar winner
I think he's very used to roles that are very serious but intended to be funny scenes.
Just watch "Burn After Reading". He and David Rasche have two of the funniest scenes ever committed to film, AND THEY HAVE TO PLAY THE SCENES COMPLETELY STRAIGHT for it to work.
Not really my tempo.
Im not gonna like so you can keep your 666 likes😈🤝
"A Japanese man in a suit was waiting in my car" might be the most underrated line I've ever heard
Underrated by WHO?
@@jonhohensee3258 🙄
this actor is amazing. plays so natural and so funny
Because he is an actor. A famous one too
His name is Jk Simmonds he is amazing. He was on a show called Oz as the leader of the Aryan Brotherhood
Adam Freilich Simmons
He's so good. Doesn't even need to read his cue cards. Really stands out in this show.
MonkeyBusiness that’s Schilinger the Aryian Brother ( leader)from HBO ‘S “Oz”
He played that role so good then he shows up on Law and Order as a therapist! Great acting!😁😁😁
At first I was embarrassed, then I heard “45k”
I know right, like where do I apply.
@@duchess8762 didn't you hear the man? a Japanese man shows up in your car, gives you a cocoon, then the butterfly has an address written on the parchment attached to its leg
Yeah I'm not above that.
Right!? I'm like...what about messy girls?I I can be ugly and eat. lol
I wanna like this but it's at 666 likes
I immediately went to Wikipedia to see if this was a real thing, and I'm so sad that it's not.
Time to start a new industry. "Oh, you don't have a messy boy? You must be a poor. Does your family know you're disgracing their name? "
Brandon Davidson white men do watch asian women eat
Similar things exist.
Brandon Davidson It does exist, you just gotta find the right people in the dark underbelly of Japan
Thank for sacrificing your browser history so that we don't have to #notallheroeswearcapes
I adore Cecily! Her facial expressions just tie the whole sketch together.
If he does that everyday he's getting around 16 milion USD a year. Not Bad, messy boy
More like $11.7 million if he gets weekends off 😳
Oh man, I wouldn't mind doing that just for twice a year.
I think it is implied he gets a couple of gigs a week, pending customer satisfaction.
Well, given that he made it sound like he sometimes eats dinner at work, sometimes not, I'm assuming that means he doesn't get 365 offers a year. *Not that I would know anything about that...*
Or maybe he sometimes work at noon 😶
This was way funnier than the laughs you hear from the crowd. He nailed this and kept a straight face during it. This skit was actually very funny to me
I think they were paying attention very, very closely.
His informative manner really makes you look past the absolute insane shit he's talking about.
So perfectly accurate, i couldnt help but think about how carismatic he is while explaining regardless of the stuff he talks about.
Leave it up to J.K Simmons
The casual 45k check makes you look past everything.
Now you understand politics.
@@glorylndeath7384
Oh yes!
He knows a thing or two since he's seen a thing or two
Nick E. i was looking for this 😂
We are farmers!
Nick E. This deserves more thumbs up!
😂😂😂
Michel Bernard bam ba dum bum bum bum bum
After this clip, searches "Japanese messy boy"
Did you come up with anything ?
bigrigJim he came up on charges
Ml
FBI knocks on door
If he eats sloppy 3 times a day, he’ll make a max of 49 million
The fact that he doesn't break character during this sketch is incredible!
Do they have an internship program?
A multi-million dollar corporation? Probably.
Unless it's payed it isn't worth it
@@cupcakeprime559 They pay with free meals.
Yes. I believe it's called Craigslist.
If they’re paid internships I’d venture to say they pay at least half of what he makes
When Pete said "hey dad!" i could hear the sarcasm from here.
The teachers face when he said that tho
Lukas Novella I think she knew what it was.
I agree, Cecily Strong is beautiful.
she definitely watches it on the dl
I'm a Japanese messy boy
"um wait WHAT"
J.K. Simmons seriously needs to host again. He had one of of the best episodes during a rather dull period of SNL history.
Season 40 was a rebuilding year, since SNL was trying to get their cast together after Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis, and Fred Armisen left; season 39's cast wasn't met with the warmest reception (when you have viewers complaining that SNL needs more black women, despite that you hired a half-Mexican, half Tunisian girl with a French-sounding name [Noel Wells] and an openly gay male for the first time since 1985 [John Milhiser], something's wrong), and Weekend Update wasn't the powerhouse it is now (it's hard to believe, but I thought Che and Jost were terrible together and they should have had Cecily Strong do it alone, since SNL hasn't had a single female Weekend Update anchor since 1976 with Jane Curtin). The show didn't really pick up again until the 2016 election and that's only because humor eases the pain of society falling apart.
If he's getting 45k per transaction, then why tf is his kid in public school? Lol
@@italianguy9138 Wow buddy, big spoiler there
Just for the experience.
Also, it could still be a private school. Private schools still have classrooms, they're just all rich kids.
@@TheGamingDandy Can Vets afford private school? That's purty neat
@@bustinarant what?
They are in America. Our public schools are number 1 in the world.
"you get paid to eat like a pig"
oh god they predicted Mukbangers
The fact that "Mukbang" is even a thing makes me think there must be some kind of biblical "second coming" imminent. The depths people will go to for scraps of e-attention continually astound me.
That went better than I expected. I thought this would going to go into freaky gross sexual territory but managed to walk a fine line between funny and freaky without wanting to go hurl.
It does feel like an off-set to infantilism (sexual fetish involving being dressed as and treated like a baby), but it was probably cleaned up for network TV. If this show were on HBO or Comedy Central, they'd go a lot farther.
So this is what Omniman is up to in his free time.
When he's not inventing combustible lemons
J.K. Simmons delivers his lines perfectly in this.
This is what people today are going to be like as parents.
"Hi, I'm Mr. Jones and I binge eat fast food on the internet for a living. I make 3x the income of Mr. Thomas...the leading ER doctor who spoke before me."
Yeah, or high I wear makeup and put it on the internet and make 7 figures a year.
@@senister14
Oh, you've seen F1nn5ter too, have you ?
@@senister14 Imagine judging the supposed downfall of society while not being able to spell "hi."
@maryannclementiii-uw5pk Imagine judging it further while not knowing what auto correct is.
Leave Brad Jones out of this.
How many people googled "Japanese Messy Boy"?
no but now that you mention it..
What did you find?
Sounds like porn lol
Laff mobb
@@pinkyogioriginal a soccer boy
I'm enthralled. J. K. Simmons is one of my favorite actors. He can literally do ANYTHING.
Kono amerika hito moto kao
Actually translates to "this america, person, former face."
Showed this to my Japanese coworker and she asked: "Oh! Is the joke that the rich woman is not actually Japanese? (since she speaks in gibberish)"
coolbones I realized that too! But I don’t think it was on purpose because no one would really notice unless they payed close attention.
I'm hafu and this had me cracking up.
That's fucking funny.
Lmaooo I can't no more xD
The funniest part is "amerika hito" instead of "amerikajin", which shows that clearly nobody that works for SNL speaks Japanese and they definitely used a failed Google translation.
For some reason, seeing JK Simmons acting genuinely excited is scarier than seeing him acting serious
So, I am neither Japanese nor a woman... Can I still still hire him, and if so, who do I contact? I've been living with my parents saving money for 2 years now, and I just happen to have $45k in my bank account.
*I'm available* PM me.
it would be a better use of money to hire the undertaker twice :)
Don't hire Fletcher up there. He is untidy at best; certainly not "messy" in the sense like a discerning client such as yourself would enjoy.
Hire me. I am also a middle aged man, but I am also fat and hairy with a big, cheesy, red beard that automatically attracts food as is. Plus, I will do the job for $42,500, and after, you will still have enough to take Mom and Dad out to a nice dinner or get them a swell card or something. I'll even throw in the crying for free.
What the fuck is happening here
@@Zinkoff. I don't know but at this point I'm too afraid to ask
“What the hell dad?!?”
“What did you want me to tell them? That I’m an alien posing as a superhero until it’s time for my people to invade your planet?!?”
"Wh-What?"
"Nevermind go to your room your grounded!"
The dad really looks out for his son, now, some parents wouldn't go because his job isn't kid appropriate but still he did this for his son, so that his son wouldn't say that "you didn't go this event" or that... Good Job Dad.
Great point!
All I can think about is Simmons yelling "PARKER!!" LOL 😆🤣
the general idea reminds me of munkbangs in S.korea. it is something real: watching someone broadcast while they eat and they get paid
Wow, then we already know what's gonna be the new thing on YT
Really? Are you telling the truth? I lived in South Korea and never heard of this. It's called Munkbangs?
Murray Lindsay 먹방 Mukbang, some of it's in youtube already
Well any food challenge is like that, or any food video, if a person gets enough views they get paid, which is like munkbangs
tatiana Osorio
And in North Korea, this is called 'food porn'.
Wow, he delivered that skit like a pro, that takes more than just experience, that takes true talent
My love for JK Simmons has never been stronger
God bless J.K. Simmons. There are so many reasons why he’s one of my favorite actors of all time, and this skit is a prime example of how phenomenally talented Simmons truly is. It’s like what I always say: You can never have too much J.K. Simmons.
I liked counterpart but was cancelled after 2 seas😠
@@GalaxyTheCrazyQuilt Counterpart was a damn great show. Should’ve gotten more seasons, TBH.
@@ZemeckisTEN exactly 💯. I love JK Simmons ❤️ especially in Juno as Juno's dad🤣❤️
@@GalaxyTheCrazyQuilt Same here. I love J.K. Simmons in a LOT of movies and shows. He’s one of my favorite actors of all time.
@@ZemeckisTEN me too ✊😁
The way Cecily’s head shot up at 0:27. 😂
Pete is always the kid in every career day sketch.
That's so he can experience the cringe of being a teenager and having a dad come to his school on Career Day, since, you know, Pete's IRL dad died on 9/11/01 (when Pete would have been seven going on eight) and his mom never remarried.
@@canaisyoung3601 That’s actually a pretty profound observation. 😢
when Dan Avidan explained this I did not know JK Simmons was the one who did this. Whiplash ensued
I see what you did there
Sup lovely
When the old Japanese guy started talking on speaker I laughed harder than I have in a long time. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen,lol
He made it sound so real. Excellent actor.
Jake's father has found himself in a Haruki Murakami novel.
I think the man on the phone was Taran. he has also done those hilarious Japanese pop culture sketches with Vanessa 😂
This guy has made me spit my drink out a few times. He has an uncanny knack of delivering hilarious lines with a straight face.
I love you man:
“He had a speedo full of brillo.” 😂
OMG, THE EXTRAS IN THE BACK AT 1:05 ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF
Didn't see it...
He prob improv the underpants statement lol
its called "acting"
This is becoming my favorite SNL sketch ever. Living the dream.
I was expecting Shallon :(
Luis Sierra same but this was good as well
Shallon is kinda annoying
Same but this was still funny
Haha! Me too!
I'm all about candy!
Love how in this and the Adam Driver version the parent finishes the presentation as a hero and life goal to the class.
Pretty damn close to perfect acting. That scene held and they all stayed connected in it. Nice work.
Cecily’s facial expression at 0:27 was so serious and concerned 😂 she played that emotion so well
thats how cave jonhson made his fortune
That really is a dream job!
When I am hungry, I prefer eating alone because I literally "devour" the food! Especially, if its something like a huge burger, ribs, meatballs, etc
Mr Simmons you have my respect! Not for working as a messy boy ^^ but for your acting skills
That was some champion level acting from JK Simmons. Barely used the cue cards. What a pro.
And now I’m gonna Google: Japanese Messy Boy.
Any success? I tried googling and haven't got too many results.
Who else is here after the Adam driver career day skit 😂🙋♂️
adam driver tore that shit up.
Look at your father!!!!
I am that skit was so funny can’t stop watching it 😂🤣
Also here after rise of Skywalker n all I cud think of in that movie was... look at your father boy.
Omni-Man got himself a more wholesome job now.
Viltrumites are so elite they eat more messy than humans
I'm on track to becoming a chemical engineer...but this messy boy career huh🤔
One of the most unique SNL skits I've ever seen. Bravo
is this the origin of the Teacher Trial skit?
Saúl Avecilla hahaha! possible!
Haha, that a good one, but sadly I remember the dad was shown in that one and was played by a different actor
The same actor played the fireman in this skit, if u knw wht i mean
I think the amazing thing is he was able to repeat the Japanese phrase perfectly by only hearing it
IIRC JK Simmons knows Japanese.
livin the dream messy boy!! lmao
amazing how absolutely insane everything he says sounds and yet he delivers it in such an informative, professional manner
My childhood name was messy Joe Hesse because I made a mess of first birthday cake and every meal that followed until high school. My best friend was deeply disturbed by how I would wolf down food like a puppy dog who lacked the capacity to know when it's stomach was full. I was born for this.
They should do the Japanese messy boy on 10 minute power hour.
waitwhat?
man fuck ur pfp
I’m tired of this
I truly dislike you
0:27I love it when she heard Messy boy lol
That goddamn loud ass outro is absolutely ridiculous.
Do you have a sleeping child too?? Geeze ..I completely agree!
Every time. It's such an outdated tune as well
His constant grin after every few words 🤣
I very much remember being as confused as the students when I first saw this. Years later, this is killing me with how serious he is
Kyle asking, "What kind of food do you eat?" Love the delivery. 😂
I expect a lot of people will be coming here from Grumps
I expect the fall of the skolvic and the damnation of mankind within twelve millenniums.
what game where they playing when they said that?
@@g_oduofthenorth9618 They started up Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask again. It's on part 66.
@@fritzthelibrarygoblin oh hot damn! Ima watch that right now.
This is one of the best SNL episodes due to the fact it accommodates this skit... it being my personal favored among respected, especially because it’s JK Simmons playing a character unique from the typical acts. I have it saved and everything but Ideally does it add comedic value that i be watching SNL on the TH-cam platform? Perhaps.
0:27 is the best part. I love Cecily.
1:07 That guy behind Pete trying hard not to laugh 😂
Pete Davidson breaking character the entire time 😂😂
One of the skills necessary to be hired as a Japanese messy boy is an obliviousness to how much one should be ashamed for having the job. It heightens the clients' capacity to judge, since that is technically the service for which they are paying so much money.
lol this is a good classroom sketch, the way he sounds so proud of his work is great
"Waiting in my car.." - I died
I don't know if this job exists, but the difference between the kids' reactions and the parents is definitely accurate
The butterfly thing was poetic affff
He knows his lines. I'm crying.
2:38 that sound a lot like squid game for a sec🤭
J.K Simmons is a true talented actor, didn't see him glance at a cue card at all.
i’m high but i was convinced this was martin short in the thumbnail
i’ll come back later to see if i was crazy
bad matter You’re not the only one who thought it was Martin Short
Raychel Gonos I saw the thumbnail and thought... what’s J.K. Doing without his mustache?
I always confuse mukbang and bukaki . silly me .
Janie Jones nonononono
😂😂😂😂
You could get meatball sauce on your face instead
Both gettin messi with stuff on their face
It's a common mistake. Don't get too down on yourself. It happens to us all.
I expected JK Simmons to come out and say, “I work at the Daily Bugle.”
Pete looks so uncomfortable saying “hey dad” lol
J.K Simpson's didn't break out Laughter not once in this skit.....Respect✌✊🤣
Plot twist this is omni man decades before invincible begins with a different family
How would that career day go??
One of the greatest actors ever. Truly impressive
This is one of the funniest I have seen in such a while. I think u must have some knowledge about Japanese culture before you can appreciate this. Why hasn't this thing hit like 2 million views!
+Samin Siddiquee Japanese culture? Why is that? I'm curious.
Isn't it the other way around? You must know nothing at all about Japan to think it's funny since messy eating isn't a Japanese fetish and "kono amerika hito moto kao" is gibberish roughly translating to this america, person, former face.
Still one of my favorite skits
Just realized the Japanese voice sounds like every Japanese south park character ever
The son was embarrassed, but 99% of us would kill to have a job where you get paid exorbitant amounts to eat
i have a new hero.
Coming from an HVAC tech who has personally saved three lives and prevented several others from being harmed. That man is my hero
J. Jonah Jameson in an alternate universe that Dr. Strange didn't spend much time with.
3:30 I thought he was speaking Japanese. 🤣😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣😂🤦♀️🤦♀️