Microsoft Office Assistant - SNL
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- In this parody of Microsoft's Clippy, new Microsoft assistant Pushie the pushpin (Bobby Moynihan) gets irritating when Cam (J.K. Simmons) tries to type a letter to his friend Phil, but getting rid of him requires extreme measures. [Season 40, 2015]
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love the fact that he was typing in 102 font size the whole time
Connor Reed with Glasses 😂
Excuse me. I just gotta say, your comment was easily the funniest thing I've seen all die. Honestly, I laughed so hard my eyes were watering. Thanks for that, its been a rough few days for me. Have a good day. :)
Also, that he's writing an e-mail in Word instead of in a browser/dedicated e-mail client, lol.
Spoiler alert!!!
Should have picked Papyrus. Then Ryan Gosling could have appeared. He would have murdered Pushie.
Omg I forgot about that skit!
i died when i read that comment. Thank you.
I was waiting for Pushie to suggest Comic Sans. That would definitely have gotten him dead.
What, you think "just boxes" isn't a capital offense but comic sans is worse?
@@medexamtoolscom
Papyrus is worse.
@phantommangagirl Same
I always liked comic sans.
@@Goldi-Luc
me too.
"What do I click?"
"Microsoft word"
"That means nothing to me"
The realism is jarring
Lol, this has been the last 20 years of teaching my boomer parents to use PC's.
YOU SELECTED...JUST BOXES!
LMAO
That or the "dingbat" font. But the just boxes is really more realistic.
I died! I actually woke up my husband laughing!
I’ve done that on accident on the computer before and didn’t know how to change it back
Paladium I read this comment the second the joke came up in the sketch
Him flouncing about when coming in and exiting made me laugh so hard; the sound
kadrea brazil the music has to be written by the same guy who did David Pumpkins
I read this as ‘made me so hard ‘ and joust accepted it
Love the word usage.
We don’t use flouncing enough
you know pushie had a point about repeating phil in 2 consecutive sentences.
"Dear Phil, Happy Birthday Phil"????
"Oopsie, I accidentally selected a picture of my daughter" 😂
Her hands out, smilin'. Someone made that cartoon. Hilarious!
The real joke is the idea that I'd actually hesitate even a moment to banish Pushie straight to oblivion! At this point, he would be far beyond my mercy!
Lies again? Dear Marine
Based on the horror stories I've heard about Clippy, I would go further to say I'd push the sick bastard who thought he was a good idea into a wood chipper.
"Dear Goof Troop,
Happy birthday, Goof Troop!"
😂😂😂
What does that even mean?
Well happy birthday fitzgerald gooftroop
Idk why but that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Sometimes I just randomly think of this part at the mall or when I'm awake at 2am and just start laughing out of nowhere. Doctors should use this sketch to help cure clinical depression.
the whole point of him showing up in the first place was to avoid repeating words lmao
Helvetica Bonham Carter 😂
My favorite line
I laughed so hard at that 😆
I have a friend named Phil and every year I send him a card and say, "Dear Phil, Happy Birthday Captain Martinez." He gets it now but that first year he was like "what the hell?" The card stayed on his fridge for like 8 months
Lol. Oh my.
This is so accurate. I’m glad Microsoft did away with that feature.
It was annoying!
@@cleversonsutil4495 Everyone continued to pick "Murder Pushie" and it got a little worrisome at the quarterly report meetings.
I miss clippy!!
Idk why but I find that "Dear goof troop happy birthday goof troop" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Sometimes I just randomly think of this part at the mall or when I'm awake at 2am and just start laughing out of nowhere. Doctors should use this sketch to help cure clinical depression.
I do too, literally the goof troop part. And also the "stay outta this Ruth" when the tension ratchets up outta no where. it's the hilarious absurdity of comedy that keeps me from killing myself.
The thing is I didn't even catch where it came from:-)))
I'm the same with "OK, boomer" and "aw, man, I'm all outta cash1'
@@jameslarimer9211 Okay boomer makes you laugh? The only people who still use that phrase ironically or unironically, even 10 months ago are boomers
@@tastytizzler1383 OK boomer
Ruth: aw :,(
Cam: STAY OUT OF THIS RUTH
For some reason, I find it particularly funny that it gives advice Not to use the same word (Phil) twice and then ends up replacing both instances with the same nonsensical words twice.
It's Futurama-esque.
Microsoft knows how to run your business and your life better than you.
2:14 Helvetica Bonham Carter is a 5 star joke holy shit
I’ve worked in software delivery since 1990. I had a friend at Microsoft during this time (in data engineering) but he broke it down for me.
The Microsoft Assistant “Cliippy” was the biggest flop in the history of software design. Can you imagine how an entire department truly thought this was going to be a HUGE success. They just got carried away and over-engineered it. He said that team had a launch party after the release and had a cake with “Clippy’s” face on itt, posters of Clippy everywherr. etc. ha ha. Then once the negative feedback came in the thought was “it’s new and everyone complains when something is new” but it didn’t stop.
I give MS credit though…they listened to their users and ate the loss.
I believe you are referring to Clippit. Show some respect. 😉
J K Simmons saying Goof Troop made my day!
I think we’ve all been here.
I remember changing the paperclip into a cute little cat... I felt mean every time I turned it off.
I liked the cat, she purred when you clicked on her.
I can't believe I'm replying 5 years after the original reply
Loved the cat.
The cat was the first thing I thought of when this sketch started!
Is it just me or does the music that plays when Pushie comes in sound like a remix of the David S. Pumpkins music? 😅😅
"Helvetica Bonham Carter" 😂😂😂
I almost threw up!
Mountain Dew came out of my nose. ...and I wasn't drinking Mountain Dew!
Pardun Meesuh Ummm Pardun Meesuh but what?
"I knew you couldn't do it because you're a big Pushieeeeeee!"
😂😂😂
Guy looks for a "torture Pushie slowly" option
jk Simmons really makes skit come alive. you believe he's working on it. really good actor
*Me looking at pushy with a dead face*
Me: slaughter pushy
Pushy: *gets obliterated*
I miss Bobby sometimes. He was really willing to commit fully to some ridiculous shit. His little pin dance makes my day.
Aziz Ansari would make the perfect Pushie.
I had the same thought! :D
Ohmg yesssss
I didn't even think of that. You're totally right!
YAAAAAAAAS
Then I would have defiantly murdered pushie. And his daughter. BAM
Aidy Bryant loves playing characters called Ruth.
She looked like she was gna break n this one😀
Pushie is the positive force we all need in our lives
Oh God this is funny...for some reason I find the "replace everything with goof troop" thing insanely funny...i even had a random thought about it at 2am and burst out laughing out of nowhere.
Because it's an inherently funny set of words!
helvetica bonham carter gets me everytime xD
Ruth, stay out of this!
JKS's delivery is priceless
The fact that the greenscreen was ripped the first part of the segment to reveal Bobby's legs makes it even funnier.
Damn, they really passed up the opportunity to say "I knew you couldn't do it because you're a pushie!"
I love j.k Simmons 😂😂
I love a nice Japanese messy boy.
I'd prefer Pushie than that paper clip.
Looks like you need some help with English Grammar. Your post should read "I'd prefer Pushie to that paper clip"
blistering blue barnacles!
Yeah, he actually has a personality, realistically he's better than any AI that has actually ever been made.
Snl doesn't always hit there funny bone but when they do it's hilarious af and this is a good one.
Pushie lives rent free in my head
JUST BOXES??!
“Stay outta this Ruth!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh okay so it's going to be like that"
"Go back to your riveting book, Ruth!"
"Dear Phil, Happy Birthday Phil."
He must have read that riveting book 😐
Aggro Eel we entered the age where we are allowed to think for ourselves.
Ruth, this little red bastard is hyjacking my letter! 😂😂😂
It's custom for me to wander back to this one every few months or so among my many, MANY yt travels. It gets me every time.
JUST BOXES 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Murder. Pushie." I have no problems saying those words.
Oh I used to hate it when that paper clip would show up when I was writing a report and it would tell me I was not spelling “dysphagia” correctly. I’d catch myself yelling at it I know how to spell, thing!”
"...to murder Pushie!"🤣
It's really heartbreaking though!
At 0:20 I was genuinely scared that there was a giant crack on my screen and a huge chuck of my LCD pixels had died.
No, that’s just a glitch in the ma-
I mean, a rip in the green screen.
Yeah, that’s what I meant.
Hey look we found Siri's boyfriend.
When Pushie came in at first I thought Never Gonna Give You Up was about to play
this is hilarious.. SNL rocks
This is Janet from The Good Place when you try to murder her 😂
How the hell does pushie move with such ease
Bobby Moynihan is a great comedian, you can tell this was his sketch....
He is way too convincing of an old man
I cried laughing at the boxes!
the writer of this remembers goof troop.
Hilarious! And was John Mulaney a writer on snl still?! Bobby Moynihan is so good with timing and expression! Loved his sketches 😭
No, Mulaney had already left at that point
That was like 3 years prior to that season
Mikey Day and Bobby Moynihan wrote this.
I was thinking the same thing since they put in an Olivia Munn reference, and Olivia Munn had John Mulaney's baby.
OMG, I love Pushy. I'm an absolute Pushy fiend.
*HELVETICA BONHAM CARTER*
As good as ever
guess you could say that pushie was being a bit pushy
You've selected... Birthday cake man!
That thing was ridiculous! Funny to think it would be an option.
2:19 YOU SELECTED JUST BOXES!!!
I always thought at the end if he sent Phil the message "Super Cool Dude" that would be better than what he was trying to do in the beginning
Anyone else want to set that "Super Cool Dude" photo at the end as a Background?
Was actually kinda good!
Pushie is so cute, I would feel so sad if he murdered pushie 😭Glad he didn’t 😊
This is funny because Microsoft office actually had this at one time. I was a paperclip.
And we got Pushie’s backstory too 😂😂😂
Just noticed how Pushie can raise a little girl, put on music when he needs it, can understand when someone wants to murder him, yet CANNOT HELP COMPOSE A SIMPLE FUCKING BIRTHDAY LETTER XD
Pushy and Clippy needs a assistant collab
Helvetica Bonham Carter is a spirit font.
Thus was born Cortana.
This. Is. Excellent.
This skit and the Avatar font skit are two of the best. I keep re-watching them ❤
Bobby really committed to this part, having one leg amputated like that.
that’s just high end creativity
it doesn't work because you are on a freaking MAC, GORDON!
Office for mac is around since 2008 or smth
I’m soooo dead 🤣🤣🤣😭 this was amazingly accurate
So true. I think Microsoft’s has a whole department coming up with annoying functions (like disappearing scroll bars) and nobody reading user feedback
Love how he fucks up the green screen! Lol!
Wow, I had no idea Windows was so easy to use 5 years ago. My updates have updates on their updates.
I Kinda want clippy in word now.
It's funny hearing the voice of Panda on this XD
This should have way more views 😂
I write all my letters in All Boxes.
Not my fault if they can't figure it out.
Dude I *_wish_* someone would call me Goof Troop
The fact that this is Omniman is... Insane, I love it
awww omg I remember the assistant awww those were good times
Bobby is soooo underrated.
Dear Goof Troop
One of the best sketches... It was so intense.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍😍😂😂
He's seen it and covered it
Oh wow, this is giving me flash backs. I hated clippy and co with a passion, but whenever I had to help people with their word processors they'd always want to keep it on.
Goddamn why couldn't we have these controls with clippy
Helvetica Bonham Carter --- ha ha ha ha!
If the whole office assistant thing doesn’t work out, Pushie could make a decent living as a Claptrap impersonator (from Borderlands). The similarities are uncanny.