Ask The Brofessor 22: Thirst Traps, Perfect Beard, Rock Climbing
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“Maximum zero commitment”
this comment didn,t make sense until that part came up in the video
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You talk about beards for two minutes how did dollar shave club not jump on this?
Brooo!!!
Cuz it’s to shave your beard not grow it lol
Because shaving gets rid of beards sometimes
Or manscaped I was waiting for him to go nuts with nut jokes lmao
cos they didnt pay him
2 vids in 5 days?
seems the ending of 2020 is trynna redeem itself for the first 80%
You can tell the world is ending...
@@ayrtonpask4461 not the worst possible ending tho, not after this video
Re*DOM* itself
Were 92.33 percent of the way through 2020
The bad maths makes this comment funnier, I hope you were clever and did this on purpose
Christmas is early, God bless Dom.
Dom bless God*
God doesn’t exist.
-every atheist in every comment section ever that reads anything about god
@@Chris-qp3nj bro you beat me hahahahaha
Christmas is early, because Dom's rent was due :D
Feliz Navidom
I think his advice on beard was the first legitimate advice he has ever given
Lowkey all that I know about going to the gym came from dom. It's worked out pretty well so far
He has a whole video about it! It’s actually really well done and funny
That and the fact that you can superset everything with shrugs
He lowkey mixes in real advice with humor all the time. It's like 80% jokes, 20% good advice.
... all his advice is legit advice bro cmon now
I need a broscience video about cars in my life
“What your car says about you”
Bruh that's literally just gnarpm. I don't think the universe could handle that kind of crossover without imploding in on itself.
@@totelos381 need that dom mazzetti spin on it
This isn’t a car channel...we’re not here to be weird car guys
@@totelos381 Oh man Im so stoked for new GNARPM.
Is this video was made, it would provide a great segway to gnarpm
Tattoo artist: What do you want
Dom: 'points at the wall'
Tattoo artist: This one?
Dom: No the whole wall
@Brian Babin No, the government owes him money for creating priceless National Treasures. Two of them
yesterday
1000th like
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The thirst trap segment was the most in detail, and scientifically accurate thing you’ve ever created
I was waiting for the punchline but it was all true. Amazing
I agree
If Dom added the word "rent" to the banned words on this channel 50% of the comments under his videos would disappear
Natty lad with the comment again
@Samus Aran yes
You've made enough comments.
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"minimal effort, minimal returns, maximum zero commitment"
Based af
nah babe it’s ok i cheated on you because i’m based
@@expiredlettuce141 Based on what?
Motto I’m trying to live by for real!!
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p based on having a hundred bitches
The fuck crack was I on here
This time he actually wasn’t lying about the new videos every week lol
New video every TIME SIMPING SAFE sponsors a onlyfans chick
See you again in a month
fake news
December is the move. He won’t post again until March.
Dom never lies some weeks are just longer than others
“Wearing a stringer as a skinny dude...” Shows a picture of Bradley Martyn 😂
He’s always busting chops. Like when he was talking in one video of gay for pay or gay for free and then showed a pic of Bradley again.
@@vinnyv949 Haha I know too funny
“If you want to catch somebody by their thirst, you have to catch them when they’re thirsty.”
No truer words have been said
“How can I impress my girlfriends dad THIS THANKSGIVING” dude, you gotta ask Dom these question at least a year in advance. Unless you are asking for Thanksgiving 2021, then I take it back
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Try telling him younare going to pimp her out and live off of her onlyfans account. He will think you are alpha and dominant
“Me taking testosterone would be like adding vodka to Everclear”
That is amazing
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Bradley's drugs running his money dry
they still hangout?
@@DoomBowser64 yes, they are irl friends and literally live together
@@willbrown423 Awesome, so the comment on top is true then?
@@DoomBowser64 yes
@@willbrown423 They're room mates? Bro-mates? Yikes.
I about fell off my bed thinking he uploaded twice in a day.. damn re-upload
Bradley Martin is a Huskies fan.
@4:19 “ and the ability to climb things that they invented stairs for”. Mike is a genius🤣🤣😂 No man has had me in tears laughing more than this guy. I remember an old video he made some joke about chalk in the gym and he said “ apply it liberally, and when I say liberally, I don’t mean complain about it while you do it” and I damn near passed out laughing. His whole cadence is perfect
When your little sister Bradlina wants a Christmas present so you gotta make a video
what if we only spoke with a map..
polaroid... camera... life
Bro, that transition at 5:00 to your simplysafe sponsor was out freaking standing! well done! They should be proud of the creative talent that they hired for this execution.
Since it’s NNN I guess Dom has more time to make videos
The suffering is almost over
Merry Christmas from the Brofessor with a 2nd video this week.
Dom please release another video, youre my hero man.
The Brofessor is the reason for the season, God bless your his giant of a man
i love the weekly videos dom spoils us with...
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“... for the casual secret binge drinker”
me: add to cart
I swear this is the channel that helped me keep the motivation up during my fitness journey the most. Love from Italy
Reupload. Cause youtube crashed not expecting Dom to upload twice in a week.
Doms videos are the only thing I look forward to
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Simp lisafe
As in simp life safe? As in simp life savings? As in onlyfans?
Sorry Dom, can't support that kind of behavior
Lol promoting his girl's OF
Oh man, he was so slick on the promo one 🔥😂😂, what a legend
That THIRST TRAP is legit lmao. Broke it down like it was PEMDAS.
4:02 Using this as a rock climbing button. Love you Uncle Dom 😂
“Rock climbing is a sport for skinny guys, who secretly want to die because they can’t get big”
This guy is the modern day Shakespeare 😂
I love to think that you will upload all this year missed weekly video during December.
Holy shit he uploaded twice in under 5 years, it’s beautiful 😢😢
My body's a natural paradox,,
A pair'a docks with two jet skis at the end
💪💪
I was only born with two things: perfect beard genetics, and perfect everything else genetics... and a club for a dong
I DIED
Dom, I think you're every guy in every highschool in my home town from 20 years ago. I love your character. Thank you! BTW the advice on beard trimming was absolutely great advice and 100% on time. Gems like this make your videos so good.
Wow.... Dom must be needing extra Christmas money this year.
Thanks for the advice Papa Dom
Everyone, buy a lottery ticket, Dom actually kept his word and is uploading weekly vids.
the TRAP breakdown was actually pretty good advice
TH-cam was so shook that the video was deleted and uploaded again so we can believe this miracle
New T Shirt idea:
Notorious serial lifter, “Ed Gainz”
He was deadlifting bodies and caskets from the graveyard to train at night.
That is an awfully terribly idea. I lvoe it.
As a rockclimber. He is 100% right 😅
Hey Dom, thanks for the motivation been getting back in the gym. Can't wait for the reps for jesus tank to give me some extra motivation.
Keep living the dream man.
The Everclear + vodka equation was actually kind of mind blowing 😵
3:00 literally his best and most legitimate tip...EVER! lol this dude is the best. Thanks Dr.Tren Balone.
The Brofessor of macro trapitilism at Gainbridge university is back
"Now if you're asking: how to grow a beard?" "Then you already know, that you never will" 🚫🧔
The rock climbing bit killed me, it does just seem like a death wish lol
The rock climbing bit attacked me on a deep spirtitual level. 100% facts
Bro since you ran out of ideas:
Make a video about people thinking they can get big at home using resistance bands or home workouts
Or make a video about people buying training programs from Gymshark Bodybuilders
vodka pasta
Mfers get big in prison, of course you can get big at home... problem is it takes more time and effort and people who do it when they're completely able to go gym and use the equipment are mostly super lazy and can't be bothered to leave their house so im not sure how do they expect to get big if getting out of their house for an hour few times a week is too much for them like bro really
Paradox with two jet skis at the end. Like the wordplay there.
Dom how about seeing some merch with something along the lines of "Huge Jacked-Man aka Swollverine" 💪
THIS IS GOLD. Respect from Greece
Dom's beard is graying, too much gnar pump, he's turning into a witcher
I love how he is always reading out the names...
When he said "my octopus teacher", I though it was a euphemism for Assassination Classroom and I was so confused.
Highly stoked on this video lol it was like old dom videos
8:39 did Dom just make an assassination classroom reference? Knew he was a weeb
Always good to have you back Dom
Gotta delete the video after the first upload to confuse the viewers, right babe?!
Hahaha is this a reupload then?
Yep
“While My Octopus Teacher plays in the background” is wild af 😂
He calls it a Christmas video but we all know this is for November's rent, and we'll get another video in a few weeks to pay for his Christmas vacation.
There are some real gems in this. Analogy art
Depression sets in hard after the video ends...
Thanks for the advice uncle Dom.
Someone give this man a Netflix stand up special
I was literally binge watching your videos earlier this is perfect
Dom is the ghost of Christmas pre-workout.
Thank u Christmas, dom has returned
The level of knowledge you expressed with adding vodka to everclear is einstein level...
2 videos a week. It is indeed a Christmas miracle.
See you this time next year when the payments are overdue.
New videos every week! A lie I have steadfastly got away with for 10 years!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you ol wise professor.
Someone's received their insurance bill for the McLaren.
I simply love it when Dom uploads new videos. Keep it up Dom! We, the fans, love you :*
Child support must be getting expensive, two videos in one week is unheard of.
This channel keeps me going
Shouldn't rent be due soon?
He went to the store
The writing in every dom video is flawless
hmmm this was a suspiciously short time between yearly uploads
Your legit the funniest guy on TH-cam. Wish that tube would support their creators more so that more vids like these can be created.
Is everyday arm day? Baby Yoda showed me the whey to gains and said he always drinks his whey post workout
Bro 2 vids I must be on the wrong channel. Been here since the beginning love you vids bro !!!
He wasn't kidding in his ad for his brand. He really is broke!
Bro we need more videos !!
It’s a Christmas miracle 😭
Doms schedule is like an olympic runners heart; only beats once a year, but when it does, it does it twice.
Broffesor didn’t want to half rep the first upload so he did it again. Inspirational.
As a climber and aspiring gym bro I am devastated by this.
"That's actually a really great question, which I will answer really greatly. Now, my body is so rich in testosterone that taking steroids would actually dilute my natural test levels" hahahha
Uncle dom just blessed the cult that is Bro Science ❤️
where u been bro
2 videos in rapid (for dom) succession. A Christmas miracle!!!
It's never right when you've watched this guy from day 1 with 100% clean skin just gradually get completely inked out and now he's like 40
Best video in awhile keep it up Dom