"Just as the Founding Fathers intended"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- "I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
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This was amazing! Was this done using Count Dooku voice from FakeYou? If so, I have some good news. I plan on updating him. :)
Yes it was, mesa excited for da update. Da voice was mui mui bombad!
@@JarJarStudiosPlus oh No
Y’all should add samples to your TTS voices. I want to hear how they sound before queuing for days for a result that might not be satisfactory.
@@georgeofhamilton We are planning on adding samples of each voice. FakeYou is getting a massive update soon. :) Also to get priority, you can sign up to get priority over anonymous accounts.
@@Vegito1089 amazing work!!! I will have to use these amazing tools in the future for some edits of mine….
The fact that Dooku targets Qui-Gon immediately and just one taps him with no hesitation despite their history together makes this even more hilarious for some reason.
A quick merciful death perhaps?
He may be an old friend but he is still a ruffian breaking into his house
@@gabrielho1874 Not to mention he’s technically a ghost, which doesn’t help the situation.
@@subcommanderxelios800You can't let poltergeists gain a foothold in the Material World.
LMAO FR
"Tally-ho, lads" is something I would imagine Dooku would say.
Also “what the devil?”
@@yobob591 Yes 100% I can see and hear him saying "What the devil" like when Ventress tries to assassinate him.
@@TheFirstCurse1 He does say "What sorcery is *this* ?" Which is pretty close haha
“My numbers have doubled since the last time we met, Count!”
“Tally-ho, lads!”
This whole thing sounds like something Dooku might say. lol
Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to explore the seas, but born just in time to see this masterpiece. I don't think I'd ever find anything else like this on the internet.
(Lando Calrissian voice) HOW YA DOIN, YOU OLD PIRATE?! SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
You were born in a time where we still don’t know what a woman is.
The og
@Lokster just wait 2025 is where things get really interesting.
Oceans are far from explored ;)
This is masterfully edited :)
oyle mui mui, master Nicholas, mesa so smilin to be seein yousa, thank yousa for the bombad praise
Oh you're here
Is this from Rimmy channel or someone else because I remember that exact line from Tabs or was it in a different video review from him?
@@matthewyang4349 It's a copypasta, mesa just made a star wars version of it
Gonk gonk gonk
The "Is that legal?" Was perfectly timed
What the devil
Tally ho lads
🤦🏻♂️
Indeed
@@filipbitala2624As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
Sir Christopher Lee would be proud
he was a very interesting man, and a wonderful actor, fan
@@theone-tg4ey Also British Special Forces in WW2.
There was one LoTR scene where the director said "Now make this sound as you're impaled"
Christopher Lee's response? "That's not the sound a man makes when he's impaled."
@@michaelgreenwood3413 he's also related to Charlesmagne
@@theone-tg4ey He was THE interesting man...
"Have you ever seen a man stabbed with a bayonet? Well, I have."
He used the tastiest flavor of shot in his canon. Truly a man of refined taste.
The tastiest would be cum shot sir......
Gotta love them blue whistlers.
Jeeheeeez xD
Lol does this count as a dad joke.
@@Mephilis78 I don’t have any kids if that makes a difference lol
Imagine explaining all this to the authorities.
"You killed them with what?"
"I blew a golf ball sized hole through one with my musket. Two more with the grapshot from my cannon. Then stabbed the last with my bayonet and let him bleed out."
"And why is the neighbors dog dead?"
"I fired my flintlock, but it has smoothbore and missed.".
"Sir...why do you have all this?"
"It is what the Founding Fathers intended."
@@Skeletonizer1200 can you let the man make a joke
@@Skeletonizer1200 yeah, tell that to the ATF
"why do you have all this ?"
"well why don't i have all this ? its legal "
@@adonissherlock according to US law what he was shooting would not be considered fire arms.
@@MrChickennugget360 >implying the ATF follows the law
Ah yes, we shall never forget George Count Dooku the Founding Father of the Separatist Alliance.😎👍💯
By Count George!
Unified Separatist Alliance
THE CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!
@@Smitty-hr2mg THE CONFEDERACY -OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS- SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!
@@georgeofhamilton THE FALLEN SHALL RISE AGAIN!
(Oh woops sorry, wrong fandom)
_"I own a lightsaber for home defense since that's what George Lucas intended."_
_"Four Stormtroopers break into my hut, blast it! As I grab my Jedi robes and laser sword, stab a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my blaster on the second man, it misses him entirely because it's so uncivilized and nails the neighbor's Bantha."_
_"I have to respond to the X-Wing mounted at the top of the High Ground. 'I WILL DO WAHT I MUST!!!' The lasers incinerate two men in the blast, the sound and scorch marks wake up Jawas. I charge the last rapscallion with a 720 degree inverted barrel roll from an upright standing position in a manner that would make Anakin proud because spinning is a good trick. He bleeds out waiting for the Rebel Alliance to arrive since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet, _*_just as George Lucas intended!"_*
Dis one is so good mesa think, mesa might do an Obi Wan Kenobi version for dis
@@JarJarStudiosPlus DEWIT!
Oh my Lord 🤣
"since Force Healing hasn't been invented yet"
*cries*
He whouldnt bleed out since it whould be cautarized.
“If I break into a house and someone calls me a ruffian, I’m just walking back out the door. There is nothing in that house worth taking.” - Mace Windu
"YOU HAD ME AT PUT A GOLF BALL SIZED HOLE THROUGH THE FIRST MAN, HES DEAD ON THE SPOT. DRAW MY PISTOL ON THE SECOND MAN, MISS HIM ENTIRELY BECAUSE ITS SMOOTHBORE (wheeze) and nails the _neighbor's dog_ (wheeeeezzzeeee) _i have to resort to the cannon mounted on top of the stairs loaded with grape shot......_ "Cad bane probably, or maybe han solo
@@then00brathalos or Hondo
I have found my people
@@aidenmcgonigle2498 wait hold on badger would be the perfect han solo
>Loves capitalism
>Has a quirky sidearm primary
>has a group of friends
>has that smug and annoyingly attractive personality.
@@then00brathaloshis brother would make a good Chewbacca as well.
“Four Ruffians break into my house”
“Is that, legal?”
“The devil??”
"I will make it legal"
"I do not sense anything..." famous last words.
"WHAT THE DEVIL?!"
“Tally ho, lads.” *KABOOM*
0:35 - 0:37
Well technically, the Founding Father for the CIS was Dooku himself, so he can do anything and, as long as he intends to do that, he can say "Just as the Founding Fathers intended"
0:39 twice the pride, double the fall
Based Dooku the Patriot
As though he was anything else until the dark side fucked with his head too much.
Well hecwas literaly leading the confederacy of independent systems against a govt that was out of touch and trying to rule from a large distance. And make them pay taxes.
@@charlottewolery558 He never stopped serving the Republic. His plan was to betray Palpatine and return democracy to the Republic
@@charlottewolery558 He knew all about the corruption in the Senate and the Republic at large.
I just love how the poor gonk droid is the neighbor's dog.
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Made my day 🤣🤣
The murder of an innocent GNK Droid will plague my mind, and that's not what the Founding fathers intended.
I thought he said it mills the neighbors dough.
You are a wiser man that me, dear Jar Jar. Well done indeed.
yousa most wise Count Dooku, mui bombad
Count dooku, I have an appointment
Hello there
Corruption like yours must be eradicated
There is so much happening in this one screenshot of a comment thread
An ancient Sith saying comes to mind. I believe it goes, “F***k around and find out.”
I got my issues with the Sith, but they knew what they were doing when they said that XD
@@thenethralking6032 would you tell more about your issues with the sith please?
@@shiby1860well first off it’s not like a critical issue, like as far as fantasy groups though I think they’re really cool and fascinating to a degree. My issues are more an in universe kind of deal.
Aside from the obvious moral problems I have (i.e. selfish grabs for power, killing whoever you want to get it, betrayal, deception, manipulation, etc) my biggest complaint is that they are just not practical. The Sith order is ultimately founded and encouraged on evil. The individual selfish desire for power is all that matters and when that is all that matters, then the people will just start killing one another at will until they have all the power, but then the order ultimately dies out. We saw that with the Sith empire before the Clone Wars. There were thousands of Sith doing their own thing and as a result, they brought their own empire to destruction. Their own infighting and selfish grabs for power were what destroyed the old empire. More than the Jedi and republic,
It’s a Sith legend
The mandos have a similar quote : "stay strapped or get clapped"
*british invade the colonies* "I've been looking forward to this"
Double the muskets twice the missed
@@ImmaLittlePip"what about the British attack on the sailors?"
The Americans: I've grown stronger since our last battle, Brit.
@@michelveilleux2075my weight has double since the last time we met, parliament
@@zyzzsdisciples6707twice the independence twice the warfare debt
"Jedi can block lasers, ok have fun with this Grapeshot."
Okay badger
Iirc In star wars archaic slug weapons were used by some factions because they were harder to deflect with lightsabers
@@siegfried1422 Yeah, just imagine your a recently knighted jedi, so in your relative lack of experiece you just assume everything that resembles a pistol or rifle is probably another random blaster until you face a heavily strapped bounty hunter and learn the hard way that instead of regular ol blaster bolts, instead he's shooting metal slugs or lead shot at you that'll shower your face with molten spall instead of harmlessly bouncing off your lightsaber blade? Although their are instances in old legends lore where jedi masters like kenobi are able to react quickly enough to use force telekinesis to suspend bullets from slug throwers mid air or just deflect them that way.
@@siegfried1422 Mandalorians did
Mandalorians: parry this, you filthy casual!
“I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me.”
Why is the idea of Count Dooku in a powdered wig wielding an old-timey musket so friggin hilarious, even moreso when he narrates the whole thing in a completely serious tone
Well he is a Count after all. You aren’t exactly some savage, unmannered, new-money upperclassmen. Your family’s generations have had a history of collecting expensive, elegant relics, and teaching their kin proper dress attire and behavior.
@@lifevest1 Still, this is Star Wars, upper-class means a fancy cape/robe, a laser sword and a big fortress of some kind, not a powdered wig and an outdated flintlock. That's part of the humor
Even in spite of the slight jankiness from the AI voice generator, something about the phrase "WHAT THE DEVIL!?" being said in Count Dooku's cadence is just fucking perfect.
This is completely in character with Sir Christopher Lee. A 6'7 man in his prime, related to Charlemagne, step-cousin of Ian Flemyng and the literal inspiration for the character of James Bond, war veteran, British Intelligence member during WWII, the guy responsible for the curved hilt and unique fighting style of Dooku due to his experience as an adept fencer, and the very same man who corrected Peter Jackson's script of Return of the King because in response to reading that Saruman screamed as he got stabbed high up in the back, he asked Jackson: "Do you know what sound a man makes when he gets stabbed in the back? Because I do. And it's not a scream, it's ahhh! A gasp. Because all the air leaves the body as it goes into shock."
What a goddamn legend. There's never been a more interesting man than Sir Christopher Lee.
Dooku shooting Qui-Gon Jin is so cursed 💀
The scene with Ki-Adi-Mundi absolutely killed me.
Just as the founding fathers intended.
the actor for dooku in the prequels fits this so well
as well as him being a fencer with his special lightsaber
he was a former British officer too
Christopher Lee was a lot of amazing things. Including British special forces and a sorcerer.
@@keulron2290 And a direct descendant of Charlemagne.
@@mapleflag6518 I don’t remember that one.
Chuck Norris wears Christopher Lee boxers.
I absolutely love this for so many reasons. 😂
Thanks, Kurisutina
thanks yousa Kurisu
RIP sir Christopher Lee
0:29 officially makes this canon.
"Miss him entirely because its smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog."
"Gor ?"
An elegant weapon from a more civilized age
I like how in the middle of their home invasion nute gunray is questioning if it’s even legal
The funniest part is that this is PRECISELY what the Founding Fathers intended
„signature look of superior firepower“
"Good, Anakin, good. Kill him. Kill him now."
"I shouldn't..."
"Do it!"
"No! It's not as the Founding Fathers intended!"
Ok, but that pistol draw at 0:23 was smooth as butter
thank yousa
Just as the founding fathers intended
I own a curved lightsaber for self defense, just as the Ancient Sith Lords intended.
0:23 Only Count Dooku could have such grace
The 5th ruffian made you lose your mind
Just the idea of Count Dooku, one of the deadliest members of the Sith, owning a powdered wig and a musket, which he uses for home defense instead of his lightsaber (which is equally hilarious), just downright entertaining and hilarious.
"Just as the Founding Fathers intended" - Count Dooku
video ends in the number 9. for long? how long will this world stand? we gonna find out.
Nute gunray: (literally breaks into dookus house)
Also Nute gunray: "is that legal"
The “tally ho lads” is unforgettable
Probably less violent and eventful than real events that happened in Christopher Lee's life
“Parry this, Kenobi!”
Dude I’ve been busting my ass off laughing for ten minutes. There’s so many references and layers in this video. As someone who has spent countless hours on the lore I really appreciate this meme. Best I’ve seen all year
Mesa feeling bery patriotic, happy Thanksgiving papa and George Dooku. Bery bombad!
Mesa not yousa Father!
“Tally ho, lads.”
- Colonel Dooku, 1774
Fun fact
Cannons were legal, but they only started getting outlawed because of noise complaints. Too many loved firing their cannons and annoying the whole neighborhood.
You can still buy cannons
Count Washington be taking on da British great video
This meme is so cursed but God do I love it.
This is the kind of cinematic quality that I pay $10/month ad-free for.
When you mix American patriotism and Starwars prequel memes together: Ah, Victory.
I think the idea of Dooku using ancient weapons in an era of futuristic machines makes this even more hilarious and makes him even more derange
I wish Christopher Lee had lived to see this masterpiece.
I never thought I’d hear Corey Burton’s voice dubbing a scene where Dooku shoots Qui-gon in the stomach with a musket and then blows away Ki-Adi-Mundi with a fucking 18th century cannon. This is art.
Amazing content as usual 😂
thank yousa
That's impossible even for a computer!
"It's NOT impossible, count dooku used to hit home intruders with grapeshot from the top of the stairs!"
This is what happens when someone brakes into my house
Theysa probably hit the gas instead of the brakes
The voice crack on smoothboore 💀
Only Count Dooku can make using a blaster instead of a lightsaber so civilized.
I love how casual his tone is as he walks over to his cannon.
this is easily one of my favorite videos on this website
I enjoy that it’s presented here you could buy military level guns like cannons back in the day.
Dooku saying tally ho lad before firing a fucking canon had me in tears
Honored to be the target audience for this meme
If you think Dooku wouldn’t kill folks in style your as dead wrong as the four ruffians on the floor of his house.
In one of the Star Wars comics, we see a bounty Hunter using slugs (a less advanced Star Wars bullet) against a Jedi. When the Jedi tries to block the incoming shots, they fragment into several pieces of molten supersonic metal going into the Jedis face, cause excruciating pain before their long and slow death.
Who needs a lightsaber when you can bayonet charge like a true gentleman.
He’s become more powerful than any Founding Father!
I don't know how the hell I found this, but I'm glad I did!
And Christopher Lee could back this up.
He was a commando in World War 2 and probably did something similar at least once.
Christopher Lee was a real G. Mesa wished so bad dat there was more live action of him in Star Wars
Count Washington
Red Coat: It's alright men, the patriots don't stand a chance.
The Patriots:
This is how i always imagined Sir Christopher Lee in a home invasion
Mee feel… patriotic
"... I have to resort to the Canon mounted at the top of the stairs- loaded with grape shot. Tally Ho lad's." I love it.... XD
I love the detail that the bayonet is in the barrel rather than on the outside.
Yeah plug bayonet
@@mapleflag6518 Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
WHY IS THIS SO GOOOOOD
This is exactly what the Internet is for, thank you for making my day
Now I wanna go back in time, get a job in a movie studio casting department, and convince someone to cast Christopher Lee as a colonial in a movie
British Empire: Please Get Colonized
America: How about no? *Loads cannon with Grapeshot intensely*
My power has doubled since the last time we met,Count!
So has the barrels on my Kentucky rifle.
It took me like five playthroughs of this to realize that you used both animated and live action Count Dooku in this.
"Fix Bayonets" I bet Dooku prefers to just field Pikemen for that. He seems like that kinda guy
its all well and good until local ruffians fire a broadside from the street.
0:15 well, this didn't age well.
I like the way the AI says "tally-ho, lads."
this was spectacular, loved every second of this, probably the best version of the meme yet.
I like how he just goes back to sleep, leaving four dead ruffians rotting downstairs.
Just as the founding fathers intended
What's funny is a musket would actually be way more effective against a jedi than a blaster or even a lightsaber
I get what you mean since it’s a slug thrower, but it shoots too slow to outdo a blaster or lightsaber.
@@ShadowReaper-pu2hx well yeah but it would be great against one person with a lightsaber
It's actually a myth that triangular bayonet wounds are improving to treat just so y'all know
Definitely needs more inflection. He sounds like he's on his deathbed
This is the exact reason that I subscribed to Jar Jar+ studios
I own a 12 gauge for home defense, the HOLY trinity, smooth bore cannon with grape shot, just as the founding fathers intend
This seems way more badass and American than owning some kind of modern assault rifle for home defense 😆
"Just as Count Dooku predicted"