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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ส.ค. 2016
- This video contains the best Putin`s jokes. Have fun watching! Discuss, suggest new themes that you may be interested in.
Timing:
1. 0:00 Putin holds a meeting with volunteers in Sochi, 2014.
2. 0:47 Putin about Berlusconi.
3. 1:13 Putin asks German partners to make up their mind.
4. 1:56 The anecdote about the spy.
5. 2:36 Putin interview the former Prime Minister of France.
6. 3:46 Putin about the law prohibiting homosexual propaganda.
7. 4:09 About Trump.
8. 5:51 About Snowden.
9. 7:01 The honest old man.
10. 8:08 Putin in Austira.
11. 8:45 About sanctions.
12. 9:15 On the wedding-night.
13. 10:21 Reply to Estonian journalist.
11. 13:20 Wifes and love-mates.
12. 13:52 Once more about Snowden.
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Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says:
"Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin".
"Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia".
"Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
That's an old joke about german tourist coming to France. Try something original.
В этом анекдоте вся суть отношения прибалтов к России. Каждую ночь в поту просыпаются и смотрят в окно не едут ли русские танки. Вы параноики обдолбанные. Да еще и чувство собственной значимости задрано до небес. То что из вас СССР делал "витрину социализма" это была политика КПСС в борьбе с капиталистическими странами. Сейчас нет ни коммунизма, ни СССР и вы нахер ни кому не нужны. И слава богу. У нас центральная Россия наконец может жить нормально. А то у нас из центральной части страны к вам за всем барахлом ездили, потому что у нас ни хера в магазинах не было, хоть и впахивали по 12 часов.
that joke was probably told about Napolean, maybe even Julius caesar.
если они не будут смотреть в окно, то продолбают тот момент, когда русские танки снова промчаться брать Берлин)))
Ща бы оккупировать оккупантов
Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc
EU: We don't get it
Putin: That's right, you don't get it.
:-)
Stole that joke from Ukraine.
Zel: here’s a joke
Putin: yes?
Zel: Kyiv.
Putin: I don’t get it.
Zel: That’s right, bitch! You don’t.
@@HooDatDonDar This joke is very old and here is the original:
Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke?
Hitler: yes
Stalin: Moscow
Hitler: I don't get it
Stalin: Exactly
@@HooDatDonDar Zelensky insult Poutine ( bitch), thats the difference between Zelensky and Poutine
@@ilyaaist Hitler doesn 't say bitch to stalin
Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods?
DAMN, prophetic.
And firewood in Siberia. All roads lead to Russia)))
its how most of Russia does it!
@@BorisTheSpyder does what? they have gas
@@kiraz3806 Firewood
leider wahr.
He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅
Чем ваши на русском. 😂🎉
@@user-if5tq3gt9z Чем любой украинец на украинском 🤣🤣
He could teach Baerbock a thing or two about the language.
🤗saya inginkan ia melakukan intervens
Layaknya terdahulu gereja orthodox.
He worked in Berlin during cold war!
"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!
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and the clear laughter of the audience :P
that wasn't a joke but a simple irony
+Ornery Bull research Snowden
+ChErRyaVe20pK Putting my penis in another man's anything is not ok. Ok, I'll cut my doctor's gloved hands a waiver, but that's about it. Where other men's wicks visit is not up to me to judge. Nor you, really.
Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva
Also can anyone tell me what issue he was talking about at the end of the video?
Snowden being in Russia
I really liked how he said we should not let our history drag us down.
Ясен пень.
he is a fucking idiot! Russia is like North Korea, nobody has a right to freedom of speech. wake up ppl you need democracy. I'm half russian btw.
Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!
это не шутки, это нарезка с передач. Нет монтажа.
@@terranova6392 Ты не выкупил что он имел ввиду
He is a dictator who killing his opponents
@@-Ice_Cold- what about 80 CIA regime-changes around the world in the last 70 years? And about JFK (both brothers)? I don't remember russian presidents killed in the last 70 yrs.
@@-Ice_Cold- да-да, перед выборами все лидеры убивают своих нелигитимных бывших оппонентов. Попробуйте напрячь остатки своих мозгов и понять, почему Навальный умер именно сейчас и кому это выгодно?
представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"
Владимирович умеет сказать😉!
🎉❤
Супер мой Президент России Владимир Владимирович Путин❤❤❤❤❤ 👍🇷🇺
must be funnier in russian
It is, you are right.
Haha dude that's right. It's funnier
Yeah mate, it is much funnier in Russian believe me :)
Interpretations are quite good actually.
Yeah thats what i thought
That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol
He actually should be worried about his mind in attempts to understand the unsystematic nature of this country's bureaucratic system
@@Ukra1n3Rul3
I still don't get the joke lol 😂
Some tell me the zing please
@@myman8336
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@@myman8336 Russia suffers from excessive bureaucracy. The easiest operations are getting too much time to do them. And also, you often encounter rudeness from bureaucrats and their laziness...
Канал самого крутого кека Че ты иностранцам на внутренние проблемы жалуешься, зачем? Какое им дело до нашей бюрократии? У каждой страны есть свои проблемы, не надо сор из избы выносить.
He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.
this didn't age well
@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually, it aged perfectly.
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God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!
Putins reality
Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover
Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’
that is what EU gets for listening to America.
@@olympiahendrix4392 They aren't "listening" to America. They are occupied vassal states that have no sovereignty or self determination.
Italy is re opening coal mines so much for the environmental activists all rooting for the Ukraine. We ca all thank Zelensky for it. He could have stayed neutral, cleaned up the corruption in the Ukraine. Nope he is begging for the WWIII war, the economical anihilation of EU and demands urgent entry in the EU......lolol they dont qualify but dont mind being a super burden to all the other members. WOW.
@@bub6871 I agree and go further...the EU is a threat to the US..imagine if Russia had become a member then the EU would be a super power too. Cant let that happen. lolol it is not about the ukraine it is about a lot of things and none of them good for the EU so Zelensky can go eat more pyrogies in his bunker.
If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.
Кто там у вас президентам будет, какие прогнозы?
Your assessment of Putin is entirely defensible, especially if, as you observed, _"one thinks from his perspective."_ Ah, but here's the rub. The actions of every world leader in history, both beneficial and destructive, seem sensible when their policies are viewed from their point of view. When seen through a subjective prism, even genocide can be made to seem reasonable. It is the province of historians, given time and distance from people and events, to make objective pronouncements about them. But this process can be fraught with peril inasmuch as even the most scrupulous historian is human and therefore subject to the same prejudices that color the point of view of leaders like Vladimir Putin and which can motivate heinous crimes. All of this can, of course, seem reasonable _"if one thinks from their perspective."_
You write outstandingly well
Очень много философии, есть доказательства в чем обвиняют Россию? Или все в общем? СМИ Америки говорят без доказательств, надеясь на первое восприятие зрителей! Я бы лучше говорил с тобой если бы не пил пиво в школе а учил английский, извини! Говорят Русские сбили Boing, но все, что предоставил моя страна никто в расчет не брал!
exactly right
Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.
Putin is the best. If the world was a tv show he would be the main character. I’m American by the way
докажи?
:) Hm, there is actually truth in your words, unfrotunatelly world IS a tv show, considering how strong mass media controlling everything around.
No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!
Так Путин сам всегда говорит как договориться с тем кто даже не преследует свои интересы , своего народа? С кем договариваться как не с их хозяином ?
You do know that most people in Russia live in poverty right? Because Putin and his friends hold most of the wealth
You are either an npc or your account is being used by russian trolls
Ага, защищает свой народ 😂😂😂 Да так защищает, что на войну гонит убивать в соседней стране. Максимум в его интересах это он и окружение.
@@trush7061твоя проблема если ты не видишь интересов страны здесь.
Если бы он хотел блага для себя он бы как раз игнорировал международные дела, а может и вовсе власть бы бросил и валялся на пляжу до посинения
Когда Путин шутил про дрова, оказалось что он не шутил
В каждой шутке, но есть 50% правды, как говорится
сейчас это наглядно можно созерцать))))
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Чемпион по смеху. Все смеются над его шутками. Даже мертвые.
В новостях показали, немцы дрова запасают.
Just loved the last Snowden part, absolutely the best... " we don't hand over defenders of human rights," Priceless!!!
And the American journalist/moderator's reaction was so funny. Ouch 😂
@@mesteme Split your sides, did you, chaps ?
Putin, spreading democracy in the eastern hemisphere!
@@payclaw9475 nah, he is only playing their game...
Unfortunately, we do.
I wish we had a leader like Putin in Germany. We are so f*cked... 😩
Da hast du recht
Be careful about what you wish. But yeah, today's Germany is ruled by dummkoepfen.
Idk I think if you had him you d be poor and your quality of life wouldn't be the best.XD but On the other hand you d be independent from western influence /USA. But idk what is better: to be politically dependent from a country but have a better quality of life or to be politically independent (like having your own army and no ami-soldaten on your soil for example) but live more poorly. What would you choose?
@@savascool3416 what kind of bleach did you drink? if putin can make an economic rise in a land like russia, which has currently over 16.000 sanctions against it, then he would be able to make even more out of germany. all i see in germany with the clowns running around in your political system, trying to make daddy usa proud. instead of getting cheap gas and resources from russia WHICH YOU ALREADY PREPAID you guys decide to be stupid and screw your whole population over by blocking the gas. prices in germany nearly doubled thanks to you beeing absolute incompetent there, tell me who lives poor? if germany had a leader like putin, you would be by far wealthier in money, instead the only thing that is rising in germany is apparently the level of stupidity of the people living there.
@@savascool3416why do You think we would be poor? The quality of life in russia was increasing enormous since Putin is "in office". Check the average income before him and then 20 and 10 years ago and now. He is no wizard but the growth in prosperity he has achieved for his country over the last 25 years is immense.
President. Putin is good at political jokes.
He is a sharp-witted politician, who communicates his ideas with a sense of humor. Most video clips show the bright side of his personality, his fine sense of humor, and his intuition.🌹❤️
We don’t really know much about the real Putin, because his image is fully controlled by Russian institutions. Politicians in the West are much more scrutinized by media. If they say something stupid, it is all over the news. All people do sometimes stupid things and sometimes wiser things. Wise people do something stupid less often. We can only see positive things about Putin coming from Russia, so you are simply misled. But even if Putin was perfect, it does not matter, because he is evil.
this didn't age well
@@mikokiviniemi3184
Actually it did . Very well as a matter of fact .
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@@mikokiviniemi3184
You love what ?
I edited this comment so that the replies don't make sense anymore.
Wait... I saw it already... 3 times... but with other guy - Poland
@B Roli and to Austria you moron, Galicia was part of Austria since the 1700's, integrated in the kingdom of Austria
@B Roli and some part of Ukraine belonged to Romania , not Austria . until 1939 .
I think you misunderstand - the journalist is suggesting that Ukraine is like Austria was in 1918 - "the part of austria". The joke is what happened to Austria prior to WWII - Anschlaus! Putin infers this but of course never says it - quite amusing.
@@bulllea But it belonged to the Russian Empire before that. So that after WW2 it was just taken back.
I love the Joke with the america spy. This was the best.
same XD
i don't get it, can someone explain?
+Galb The Dragon
if a spy have a mission it means they are spying no matter what they claim what are they doing.
a spy goes into a KGB building bringing weapons and communication tools, plus he said he have a mission. he's definitely up to something right ?
The joke is that the U.S spies are so incompetent that they can just go about their business and stop interrupting the Russian workers.
It's about soviet bureaucracy
Putin is genius! He has the ability and the bravery to reveal big truths while telling jokes! Respect!!
especially rn
this didn't age well
This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.
Aged like fine milk
😂 lol@@wilmerstall3933
this didn't age well
@@mikokiviniemi3184how
Oh the irony :D
the american spy joke is priceless
It is about crappy russian corruption.
@@hydrobusy8522 not corruption, but cryptocracy.
Putin's greatest accomplishment (among many) is probably having helped restore a casual Orthodoxy to Russian culture/society ...#ProGod, #ProFamily & #ProNature.
That joke is telling of government bureaucracy at it's best. Or, is it at It's worst? I always get confused by that.
I think the point of the joke is: No matter how dangerous America seems to be Russia will not see it as a threat. Thats why they let the dangerous American spy who has a gun, communication device and a mission going on leave just like that. Because they are not afraid of him anyway.
"Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders".... World BOSS!!!
its just a couple of words
AlenChain it is exactly that what Russia does, see Snowden case
right defenders придумали на западе, нам это чуждо, миру мир ))
Он просто протроллил запад. Шмякнул запад их же демагогическим оружием )
hahaha :))
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Thanks friend
cảm ơn bạn!! Nga và Việt Nam là đồng chí mãi mãi đấy ❤
Very impressive Vova was at one of the press conferences in the video. He knows all the treaties and dates by heart:
-The Treaty of Congress of the People's Deputies Party:: 1989
-The Molov-Ribbentrop Pact
- The collusion between Germany and Russia: 1918
-The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
- Another collusion between Germany and Russia:: 1939
And the dates keep coming: 1913, 1941 ... All this straight from his unbelievable brain and without notes.
And did I mention his impeccable German ? I don't know what beer you were drunk on at school, President Putin, but it sure did your brains good, in the best way.
他还会德语，法语，瑞典语，英语
А что даты и факты то не знать это же история, все кто в школе русской учились, не прогуливали уроки знают историю.ч
@@lule363 Tchabiabié lé min. Min nin n'tchan. Hingêbié?
@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min né lê 'russe' â, min lê n'tchan lé frasson mon.
@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min nin n'tchan, frasson lé ingrécha mon. Min né nin russi.
RUSSIA DOESN'T HAND OVER HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDERS.
That ending was not only funny, it was said with a brilliant eloquence as well.
Putin is a lvl 100 boss.
What's the point of this joke if it was a joke ? In my opinion, Putin said all this quite seriously. Indeed, Snowden is alive and well thanks to Russia but Assange,apparently, is not destined to get out alive from the "nest of democracy ".
Neither it's war criminals :)
Kevin Snyder More like "God mode cheat activated" xD
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Destroys the Female Reproduction CELLS in the young females ovaries.
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The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.
I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.
Почему на английском тогда?
Я такая же хурма
@@Elena-bz6gkа на каком надо?
@@user-kg1og9qq1c русские на русском обычно пишут, есть переводчик
@@Elena-bz6gk если хочет писать на турецком или арабском, или английском - никто не запретит.
Я русский бы выучил только затем,
Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин
Было бы неплохо, потому что в субтитрах перевод не очень точный. У него во многих шутках присутствует слэнг, который и делает эти шутки смешными.
Типа ты не русский😅удачная попытка руснявый пропаганду вести
@@ParabellumRbmk там в свинарнике сало уронили, сходи проверь
Николай Комаров выучил русский...
остроумно
May God give him more lifetime.a leader like him should be in every country,then the world will be a better place!
In Soviet Russia, Putin gives god more lifetime.
I guess his lifetime will soon be ended.
Love how Putin replied to serious questions in a humorous way. Humour is a sign of wisdom.
What a wise bombing on innocents... wise man...
@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 Представляешь себе, когда он начнет бомбить виновных)
You and that but butcher have the intelligence of a shrimp
@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 putin loves comedians who are NOT like the one whose name starts with a Z.
Nice FAIL, BRo👎
Putin is undoubtedly a fascinating charachter. I can't think of another leader with even a fraction of his charisma.
KGB
@@watherby29 who?
@@Carnabwth Putin is a KGB guy. His charisma comes from the fact that he could beat all of the people in the room in hand-to-hand combat and also he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason
@@watherby29 и что в этом плохого?
@@watherby29 ''he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason'' - This didn't aged well
我多么爱他，普京是世界上受到最多霸凌的一个人，人们因为西方媒体的谎言而攻击他。甚至俄罗斯国内的人也因为美国资助的非政府组织的煽动而骂他。当你看见世界在发生什么的时候，你怎么可能不支持他呢？可惜那么多人生活在傲慢和无知当中。希望五十年后历史给普京总统一个公正的评价❤️❤️❤️
i agree, really hope some day people will change their view and history won't be just forgotten
Спасибо друг! Очень на это надеемся!
@@maxs6450❤
we need to make sure that HISTORY WONT BE RE-WRITTEN. we need to carry this knowledge.
1:13 I loved that part, actually laughed IRL x) _"Are you going to heat your houses with firewood? You also have to go to Siberia for firewood ;)"_
Was a very eerie feeling tbh XD
With other words, if you want to get warm you have to go to the coldest place in the world ^^
This was about the obstacles EU makes for Russia to prevent building another gas pipe.
He meant Taiga forests
I guess there are few sunny days in Russia.
he has a great sense of humor
This guy is gonna run rings around Trump, unless Trump realises he holds all the cards.
Patrick S
How can he hold the cards with such small hands?
DartsTheMonkey Nice!
@John Smith, mate can you firstly learn english??!? prostitutes are plural, article THE can be used only for a sinlge object.
Albert Gizatulin....Wrong ! How about , "The prostitutes of Amsterdam are among the best in the world"?
Perhaps you are the one needing a better grounding in the English language.
There is one more anegdote.
In Oliver Stone's documentary Putin Interviews, Stone watches Dr. Strangelove with Putin and later gives him BluRay of Dr. Strangelove as a gift. Putin thanks him, and leaves, only to return in 5 seconds showing him the empty BluRay box. Stone is uncomfortable, looks around for the disc that stayed in player and Putin says with a smile: Typical american gift. (meaning it's all fancy on the outside and hollow inside), it was a funny moment. :)
pity putin is scum
I like VP!
He's not perfect, but he obviously is very skilled with diplomacy.
He's likeable. Apparently kind hearted, etc.
nice bot comment
A real poker-faced comedian , the world is his stage .
The world is at his fingers
MarshallJukov Have you seen him manipulate the media ? He is also a magician .
MusicSprint1080p
You must admit he is a comedian , but he is the one who laughs .
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Russka Can you imagine Obama talking like this ?
Putin talks freely because he knows what is going on . Obama waits for his staffers to
write what to say .
I didn't know Putin spoke German. What a badass. He speaks it fairly well too.
jakeel85 It's actually common in Russia to study German on novice level. Because in school there is a choice to study English or German and it's mandatory. Sadly not many people actually learn it on high level though.
He used to live and work in Dresden for a long time/
He was a KGB agent in Eastern Germany if you want badass.
He was a KGB spy
ex KGB.... he probably speaks most languages
Intelligent , witty , and to the point ,something west lacks…❤ from India
this didn't age well
@@mikokiviniemi3184 o it aged great
@@zango2121 you are not from india ☠☠ you are going to☠💣in war this way when you grow up kid. it's your choice 👍
@@zango2121 keep supporting war and you're the one suffering the consequences
@@mikokiviniemi3184 Охх так страдают, охх экономика растёт, экспорт и импорт вырос ой как бедная Индия страдает 😢
"What are you going to heat up with? Firewood?"
"Well you also have to go to Siberia if you need firewoods"
*O O F*
Putin can spoke directly and answer any questions without preparation....he is king of politicians....
King of jokes
Maybe those are the perks of being genuine.
This is characteristic for a jester.
well, he still can't answer questions from Russian people without preparation so he saying a lot of bullshit and practically nothing about the subject of question. Probably he got old and spend much more time as President then he should
@@bennyjiub980 king of facts and he is intelligent not dumbass
Before i never was into politics, i used to think this man was such a dull character, now that i have to study polity and i watch politicians speeches, i think he is one of the smartest and most eloquent leader currently. Such a sense of humour.
Могу Вам рекомендовать посмотреть интервью Жириновского , очень удивитесь тому что он предвещал и то что все сбылось) тоже очень умный человек
Чувак, тебе не стоит заострять свое внимание на этом лжеце, вот Жириновский еще ладно, хоть правду иногда народу говорил
this didn't age well
@@sergeycoiiephuk97Link?
@@sclerotium6012чё ещё хрюкнешь, клоун?
Even now, I still like his style.
And he knows so much history and politics.
I need to learn to speak Russian.
west media blocked all Russian media with real information about Ukraine
if by history and politics you mean basic knowledge a president is expected to have and by his style you mean being part of oligarchical dictatorship that steals wealth of it's citizens and wages war with sovereign nations
Обязательно надо. Жизнь будет веселей
He ist the best, love from germany! Not all people here believe the propaganda from our german government!
"They owe us 3.5 billion, refund us our money ... create an enabling atmosphere for the talks "
100% PURE PUTIN !!!!
Direct, brilliant, fewest words, no double meanings ...
First he said 3.5 yards like a gangster
He is a lovely person, that does his job with passion.
@@livedandletdie i would argue but i 'm a bit scared to
Putin is the only World leader who can say Well... and then applause came from the crowd
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Putin, the Pope and Jesus sit in a boat on the Sea of Galilee.
Said Jesus "I'm hot, I guess I should go get an umbrella". Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with an umbrella.
Said Putin "I'm thirsty, wait folks, I get some." Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with cold drinks.
Said the Pope "I'm hungry too!". Jumps out of the boat, sinks to the bottom.
Jesus and Putin lean across the side of the boat and watch him sink.
Jesus turns to Putin "I think we should've told him where the stepping stones are."
Putin turns to Jesus. "What stones?"
Ahah, perfect
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
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thats not funny
Донбасс любит нашего президента 🎉❤
Большое уважение сильным людям Донбасса!
Донбасс в нашем сердечке. Донбасс стал символом мужества и сплоченности русского народа. Добро пожаловать домой.
@@user-dx8en9bc6l❤❤❤Вы наше сердце
он принес вам войну, а вы зы него 🙄 сказочные конечно.
@@alexeizhedeljov8775 войну Ман принесли США и Великобритания, а он всеми способами пытался её не допустить.
Vladimir is very spiritual and have control
He feel 110 per cent safety in every moment
The way he handle and understands political situation in every moment is tremendous, ready to give his sophisticated comments in unbelievable easy way in every moment
Not stressed
Not any kind of fear
Not than , not now
I have feeling that we can learn from him more than from others about justice in international law.
Politicians or adjucated personality's on
any famous World's University have to watch this ....
God Bless You All !!!
You make my day Vladimir !!!
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Russia is fantastic and I want to live there! No Joke
+dude Ive been in Slovakia for a year and will be moving on next year in July. Russia is a possibility but I've still not made my mind up
there is nothing special about russian winters
+neil73 where are u from?
There is something special about Russian winters: they are fucking gorgeous unlike European grey kinda-snow slime
Danila Elistratov i mean it's not too cold or unbearable or anything to tell anyone "first survive russian winter". we are not living in 17th century to treat winter any special anymore.
Love this guy, he is so well versed and knowledgeable, does not read from a script. Unlike American presidents, has a natural sense of humour and a cool style of speaking.
@@anastasiapopov7250 also,half the jokes are related to the other politicians lies.
the jokes about snowden,
about Ukrania wanting to go with Europe,
laws against homosexuality in Russia
Berlusconi
etc,etc.
those jokes imply the hughe and constant lies from governments,that in reality people knows are lies,but accepted them and normalize them as true.
but when confronted with the true in that intelligent manner thanks to the sarcasm,it wake up our mind with complicity.
when a lie is so blatant,you can say the same lie but even with the slightest grin it will make people smile.And thats what we are living,an lie so huge that honest people cant bare with it.
When takes his stick he just draws some ponies on the paper, everything in his brain, he doesn't need to write something
Aged like milk.
Years of practice...if you do the same job for 20+ years....you got your lines down packed.
@@liamdahlberg1332 But still relevant
The King!
nice bot comment
@@mikokiviniemi3184 nice comment...bot
King in his kingdom forever isolated 😂
@@user-pq2ob1rd6r you're living isolated in your basement ukrotroll😂
Таких политиков еще мир долго не увидит
Хотелось бы видеть его во власти так долго как можно.
Спокоен за страну пока она у него
@@KennyMShowЧто он имел в виду под этой минутой15:28
@@user-hr1rb8cr1x ничего не понял
His joke about Berlusconi is not only hilarious but also factual, he wouldn’t dare be questioned about his fling with women if he was indeed homosexual
yes and no! he could have f*cked everything on gods green earth and nobody would have said anything as long as he had power. The moment he lost power, his enemies wanted to shut him down for good and for that, even walking past a woman is enough to "hang him" on it! Welcome to Politics!
Putin is not really referring to Berlusconi but uses him as a "decoy" to mention the double Standards in the west, where one thing is considered a crime while something similar isnt, purely based on "whodoneit".
Putin is definitely gay, and a cross dresser.
@@apuuvah you’re gay
@@apuuvah just like you, I see 😆
@@apuuvah sorry for your sickness
Putin reminds me that Russia produced some of the greatest writers and musicians.
What are fuck????The best musiacans and writers from America like Pac and Nas!!!!
No, with Putin Russia produces policemens, corruption and death.
RoganBorn I agree
(I’m from Russia and I saw all of this shit with corruption)
same, as russian being I can say Russia goes to hell, thanks to Putin&co. Just massive corrupion and mafia nets.
nightyonetwothree putin's the best
любимка наша🥰
尊重，喜欢普京总统❤❤❤
I love myself
Vladimir Putin thanks god you do
Ох уж эти путины,везде они
and want to live
Anime for Dauns все дауны ненавидят))
BTS much?
I am utturly flabbergasted by this man's honesty. The way he manages to answer questions in such a flanboyant manner its something I wish for many presidents. Guys we do not need any political education to be able to see who speaks the truth in today's world.
He is awaken and awaken people know the truth.
Hey! Good to see more people awake.
...while America and sadly the rest of the world will have to deal with Hillary Clinton because being realistic, Trump won't make it because of the rigged political establishment in the US.
Go away shill. Get a proper job. Oh, wait: Putin's Russia is so riddled with unemployment that this is the only job you can get.
He is really honest when killing the people of Ukraine.
Putin never jokes, he roasts!
omg i love him so much 🤣🤣🤣 what a great president
Respect to Mr. Putin and 🇷🇺 from the 🇺🇲.
👍respect from Russia
Types of popular :
-Famous
-Legend
-Putin
TRUMP and PUTIN how cute
@@mrcaptain3703 ?
@@mrcaptain3703 wdym?
You forgot Michael Jackson
@@MasterofBeats Dating
putin : are you going to heat with firewood?
1st world: laughs
3rd world: whats so funny
Wow he is amazing man not only smart but has sense of humour
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Юмор - признак остроумия.
Не путать с клоунадой.
Vladimir Putin, a great man whom i have a deep respect for, if i ever meet him, i'll greet him, tell him that he's a great president and that it's an honor to meet him in person.
Also "Russia is a country which does not hand over human rights defenders", well said, Mr.Putin, well said!
Vladimir Putin really cares about Russia and is not afraid to speak his mind, an honorable man with no doubts.
are you dumb? he shot down a passenger airliner and systematically killed his opposition and banned homosexuality and religionl, lmfao
+Nick L Lies and fabrications. He is a great president
***** someone who 'loves your country' but actively flushes out anyone who opposes him and poisons agents
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Unsubstantiated nonsense.
Putin is the best thing that has ever happened to Russia,
love from Serbia to our comrades! Be free Mother Russia.
He is a murderer of Russia. And you are an idiot.
RoganBorn you fuking moron! No one buy your shit!
Спасибо за поддержку друзья!
Простите нас,за то что оставили вас с nato.Русский
Нет брат! Ты не понимаешь!! Это ты прости нашу Российскую власть, за то что оставили вас в не лучшее для вас врем! Мы были слабыми, но теперь мы снова вернулись! Мы Любим наших братьев славян! Мы любим Сербию и мы готовы сражаться за неё как сражались прежде за всю Европу! Кто-то может нас не любить,но мы всё ровно Славяне, мы Русские и мы вместе! Мы единое целое, мы победим! Ми не позволим унижать наших братьев! Мы готовы, Я ЛИЧНО готов отдать свою кровь, силы и жизнь за братьев Сербов! На небе Бог! На Земле Россия и Сербия! Мы Вместе, А значит, мы уже победили!!!
The man is really bright.
1:15 😂
You don't want Nuclear Power...
You don't want Gas...
Do you want firewood? I got you covered! 😂
A true, intelligent pollitician... We need more of him in the West.!
so have I , where did you live ?? I was treated well and had many Russian friends
I prefer moral concious and empathy over intelligence when it comes to politicians
commenting in hopes of hearing an inside view of russia
+Raussl Read Macchiavelli
more ??? name one
As an American, I thought his joke about the American spy that wanted to give up was very funny. It's nice to see some jokes amid all the BS the world throws around. Plus if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.
ik im late but i didnt get it. explain?
Zetos Stormrider It's all about the bureaucracy. Think about it from that point of view and you'll get it.
True that, Donald Trump and his stunted brain could never dream of such a joke.
@@darinaangelova2882 Yeah it's next level brilliant :S. I kind of expected more wit from a dude that has seized the power of Russia for almost 20 years now.
@@ericmanget4280Really captured or am I as a citizen gave it to him?
The key to understand Putin is to first know politics and before you start learning about politics you need to understand the moral implications of it. Why?
Because people seem to assume that there are virtuously good and bad politicians.
That is not the case. In fact politicians on a moral scale are all on the evil side.
I like Putin because he is the evil id rather deal with than what we have here in the west and not because he is some god.
He is consistent with his ideology and for the past 15 years his actions proved he is a man of his word.
He does not switch up like the west does.
The hypocrisy of us calling Nelson Mandela terrorist and then persecuting him. Whilst at the same time calling ourselves bastions of human rights.
The same time we support Ukraine while bombing Palestine.
We say Russia was the only invading force in Europe whilst we bombed Yugoslavia, south Osetia.
The United States last year voted against the human rights in the U.N. convention whilst most countries voted for it.
France kept proxy colonies in Africa
The UK with US intervened in to r Middle East before any provocation.
We tried to save Syria by deposing the last democratic government in there.
And blame Russia which actually works to strengthen it as an ally.
We thought ourselves above Syria that’s why we rather destroy it then help them.
Just love him ❤ he is a blessing for humanity, honestly
bro what
¿Qué quiso decir con minuto15:28
I love Putin's voice. Small but powerful.
I am playing this video when it's raining and it stops, and sun comes out, and rainbows appear!
like an asian penis
Derick Gabrillo Stephen colbert
Too bad he’s a criminal.
Derick Gabrillo The most influential man in the world that has existed for the last 10 years
the one about the firewood was EPIC
I admire and respect a guy who'd not only in power, but straight-up and truthful in his answers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You crack me up.
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its deadass funnier in russian, also that part when he says "You dont have firewoods either" was underrated
Haha
@@bcactus3510 Me English with no Russian. And I thought VP was hilarious in mere translation...
I'm just too old to learn Russian though.
bombing women and kids in Ukraine killed the humour more than the translations
@@johnf4279 it wasn’t funny
Apparently, it isn't considered important enough, compared to the devastation he's causing!!!!! What's your point? That his jokes make him a great guy?
On Snowden: "He didn't give us any information..... The bandit!"
I lol'd
I am outside of Russia now, and watching it from a foreign countrie makes me love Russia and its folk, with all its religions and nationalities. It is a great country with good people.
Only Jehovah's Witnesses were made 'Extremists'. In fact, they are imprisoned for their faith
They just have to work on their voting skills
Lucky to be out of there..must be nice to speak your mind without any reprisals? Good luck to you 🤝
Stay away for a bit. It is going to get ugly when sanctions start to bite.
@@Gastradamusof course, Infact I can't even speak my mind in my own house! Hahahaha
Brilliant!
Love this dude 😂😂😂!
I'm not the only american who loves america but also likes russia as well, right?
RIGHT?
Ocean Redux Russia and Usa could sent humans into outer space and move the society of today into the future....only that weapon oligarchs mainly in usa dont want that to happen....no wars=no bussiness.
i hope Trump wins so the whole world lives in peace !
Mike Gr
I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOREVER!!!!
We would have colonized fucking mars by now if America and Russia formed a union.
And maybe we'd be able to convince Japan, Germany, Britain, and China to get off their asses and join along for the ride!
If all of the above all formed an alliance, we'd have the fucking inner solar system conquered in a decade, tops.
PUTIN, WHERE ARE YOU!?!??????
WE NEED AN AMERICAN / RUSS TEAM BECAUSE THE REST OF THE PLANET IS STUCK ON FUCKING STUPID....I SWEAR TO GOD....
Well hello
just because trump gets elected doesn't garuntee we won't see war with Russia. We just won't see war against Russia, but as allies...against... you know who.. Those damn MEXI- SHIT wait i mean isis. yes isis.
i kid. :D
Right. Putin isn't infallible, but he certainly seems to have his head screwed on straight about some things (international law as regards Syria, researching nuclear energy). Not so sure about his social policies regarding homosexuals (I also didn't get his homosexual joke; anyone?), and I heard he currently has his number 1 political opponent under house arrest. Even if your #1 political opponent deserves to be put under house arrest for some reason (other than treason because that's b.s.), it still looks really really really bad. Also, the Dima Yakovlev laws bans Americans from adopting Russians (not sure if Russians can adopt Americans or not). But, if you dig a bit further you quickly get into the whole reciprocating mess of American and Russian laws because somebody from one country did something terrible. In summary, I don't think Putin and the Russian government are perfect just as I don't think my own (American) government is. But, of course, if only the two countries decided to trade and cooperate, think of all the great things that would happen. Would there still be starving Africans? Food for thought.
Putin is such an outstanding remarkable personality. A highly educated and grounded man with a clear and rational mind. I enjoyed this video a lot. I could watch and listen to him endlessly. Besides his humour, he's got a very pleasant and charming attitude👍😃. Great comments btw❤
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Он на самом деле очень приятный и обаятельный
@@Dzvnk12 Yes
Hypersonic truth bombs.
He is brilliant, with sharp mind, and brave!
If he can answer...... what about Navalnys human rights.
What about Ukraine peoples human rights. 10 000 000 children removed from their homes.
3 500 000 refugees, women and children , in Europe.
And his children will suffer.... .
Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover
Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’
@Petra Klíčová Agree with you. Putins is a war criminal. Nothing brilliant about him.
@Petra Klíčová Are you talking about USA???
You are so stupid! 🥴
@Petra Klíčová From March 24 to June 10, 1999, the total number of civilian deaths at the hands of the United States and its allies amounted to over 1,700 people, including almost 400 children, about 10 thousand seriously injured. About 1 million people were left without water, 500 thousand people were left without work, thousands without a roof over their heads. According to the UN, 821 people have gone missing, most of whom are Serbs. As a result of the bombardment of enriched uranium in Serbia, about 60,000 oncological diseases are recorded every year.
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Putin on Snowden: "Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders" Putin is the best politician ever!
+YOU-Linker-TUBE I think it means that Russia is the only 'sane' country that dont give up good people. US and all the countries that rejected his asylum seeking efforts are the ones who are bad/criminals. It means that there is def something wrong of hunting good people down and why Russia is not that kind of country.
oh my god, you know nothing about russia...
elaborate.
ну и молодец !
chavella minerva when countries destroy with out a dought they have become sheep in there thinking they are in the stew of the soup weird stuff when eveyone thinks to same way.!!?
8:15 Ok, I as native german was happy to not have to read the subtitles anymore, then, suddenly, Putin starts talking german, WhOa
wow, you really don't know shit about Putin
Er spricht fließend Deutsch.
wow. Why do you still think he can't speak english? or french
he learned german when he actually absolutely needed to know it.. he doesnt really have to know english, nor does he have time to learn it really
He doesn't really have to know it , but he does.
I really love his sence of humor 😂
Awesome video. HE is as sharp as a tack, smart, sharp, witty, he is just ON POINT!
The reason he is able to answer most of the questions without a second thought is because he has the gift of photographic memory. It helped him during his KGB days, its helping him as president.
Furthermore,he rarely stutters or uses "uhm" "uuh". He answers genuinely to people who ask him with genuine curiosity.He confronts journalists who ask him "loaded gun" questions.He politely leans his torso forward to people he talks to,a gesture of respect.
@@deviantshade You nailed it!
Vlad's a shrewd spontaneous conniving genius, that is 5 steps ahead of any talking point & in retrospect had a no-nonsense, like-minded great egotistical politically INCORRECT F**KING rapport with DJT. Ergo, we lost that critical dialogue cohesion with our cognitive impaired leader at the helm and concur in portion, Putin made these embedded expansionist desires to ensue.
Water over the broken GD damn at this point, in international pariah advances, as this complicated stability-instability paradox unfolds. Conflicted as a US ally within NATO, further intrusion into a heart-wrenching Zelensky's pleading ploy for Ukraine (btw isn't a formal US ally) at this juncture, is suspect to advance more incursion.
Being woefully realistic, The only way to win is not to play!!
Praying for peace, not more WAR!!
Величайшая школа разведки подарила России самого лучшего президента Владимира Путина 🙏
@@deviantshade always gentleman and respectful, even to common people
Why not?)
REAL ALPHA MALE ....... intelligent, wise, shrewd, as a woman I'd followed him !!!
Regards from Serbia !!!
REAL ALPHA MALE, LIAR and old farter...
Putin should be president of the world at this point.
Putin is a smart man, similar to Musk. You can observe him thoughtfully repeating his words before speaking them.
Absolutely brilliant. 😉😃
I am Russian, it is not the best jokes, but when I look at a news conference with Putin jokes I laugh like an idiot :)))
😉👍
Thank you!
Many jokes, idioms may not translate into English. Will understand it only the person who perfectly knows Russian language, phraseology, Russian literature, Russian movies, proverbs, songs..and not only.Humor is intelligence (intellect).
+Олег Чучин His particular humour is intelligent because he uses truths and honesty yet lightens it all with his wit. It's rare to find a strong political leader who has a delightful personality as well. I do understand his saying (not shown here), "I am not your friend, I am your leader"- but I bet his friends do enjoy his company immensely- I'm jealous!
Oleg Tschutschin Exactly. You are right. But Putin's humour is not necessarily linked to the Russian language and traditions. It is pragmatical enough to be understood by every citizen of the world. Putin is 'international'. He always reacts as a human being and combines the fact of being a president with the fact of being a citizen of his country ahnd of the world. Excellent. . He never speaks of friends and enemies or of the good and the evil. He speaks of our world as an entity, and that makes him a totally new quality in international political life.
I am German and i have absolute respekt for that man he is a real boss :)
Oof..
Bruder also ich weiß ja nicht
💀
Is there any way Putin could run for president here in America in 2024? I know our election laws and oversight are all screwed up, so maybe there's a way he could get in. Hell, half the country probably wouldn't even notice. We're too worried about what bathroom each member of the swim team uses.
😂
the one with Austria really got me lol!