How The Founding Fathers Would See America Today

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  • @Fireoflearning
    @Fireoflearning  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4740

    Hello everyone, I made an error in converting the height from the imperial system to the metric system. Thank you to all of you who have brought this to my attention. Here are the corrections:
    163 cm = 5'4
    165 cm = 5'5
    168 cm = 5'6
    170 cm = 5'7
    173 cm = 5'8
    175 cm = 5'9

    • @brrruuuh8287
      @brrruuuh8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Hi, Justin from Fire of learning.

    • @onestopshockblockcockblockcop
      @onestopshockblockcockblockcop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats how the time travel happened

    • @Swampyankeehomestead
      @Swampyankeehomestead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They were probably still on stone weight measurement. Thats a bucket of confusion to the modern mind.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are these types of videos in a playlist yet? If not please put it in one.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How about this next, What would ancient Greeks think of today and modern Greece?

  • @Lepper36
    @Lepper36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8030

    The other founding fathers: *Freaking out at all the women's outfits*
    Ben Franklin: *Prepares his pick up lines*

    • @Lucas-df4ht
      @Lucas-df4ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      Hamilton too lol, I’m frankly impressed he ever married

    • @konradhomiak3700
      @konradhomiak3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

      Jefferson: *sees all the new available black women*

    • @TheyRiseBand
      @TheyRiseBand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Franklin the PUA.

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@konradhomiak3700 Oh my gosh!

    • @konradhomiak3700
      @konradhomiak3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @@javencummins1426 Just sayin. Jefferson was a big fan

  • @thorn9382
    @thorn9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5850

    I like how in every one of these stories they end up getting arrested almost instantly

    • @bjorntheviking6039
      @bjorntheviking6039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      The shock of time travel would result in a public disturbance at the very least.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      They kinda deserve it. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kapybara8079
      @kapybara8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      So, would someone from our time be arrested in 200 years if they time travelled?

    • @HawkElite117
      @HawkElite117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Mialisus "Laws are not reversible." Try telling that to prohibitionists that witnessed Congress passing the 21st amendment. Culture is relative and the moral/lawful code of the 23rd century will be related (perhaps), but also quite different.

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      *oi mate ye got a loicense for that time travel?*

  • @dukeofdogs6522
    @dukeofdogs6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4876

    "General Washington what are you wearing?"
    "This is what the people call Drip Mr Adams"

    • @walkerofthemojave_
      @walkerofthemojave_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      This is advanced powered combat armor mkII, bud.

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Great, now I want a sitcom where John Adams and George Washington live together in an apartment in the modern day.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@noizepusher7594 The show can be that they somehow got sent to present day America and now they have to adjust to modern life. The jokes practically write themselves.
      I can total see an episode where the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates are trying to out do each other in serving George Washington (who will get progressively more and more annoyed with each attempt) so they can get his endorsement for the upcoming election. And it can culminate in him publicly denouncing both candidates and the whole party system and then him endorsing some independent party candidate (and said independent ends up winning).
      There can also be some serious episodes, like Alexander Hamilton or John Adams addressing a crowd of BLM about to face off against some random anti-BLM group. And he then successfully diffuses the situation.
      And maybe have an episode where Thomas Jefferson declares war on the federal reserve, only to have Hamilton come up and try to stop him. They end up fighting and both get arrested and Washington has to bail them out.
      Or maybe another episode when they learn about the Civil War (their worst fears made manifest) and how there are still scars that haven’t healed right to this day.
      Followed by an episode where Ben Franklin buys out OnlyFans and starts making a killing.

    • @datura9441
      @datura9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@noizepusher7594 Like a friends or like a big bang theory

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kaiserboo1871 ben franklin actually be frank from always sunny

  • @Ciaccolato
    @Ciaccolato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "And who would be our closest ally today, Mr President?"
    "That would probably be the British, at least if we talk about Europe"
    "...Excuse me what-"

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hamilton's fault

    • @finaldusk1821
      @finaldusk1821 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Hilarity aside, seeing how enemies of the past have become close allies by today is always a gratifying sight in these historical comparisons.

    • @miner_farm
      @miner_farm ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fychf fuck off thisnt even about religion

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I think he would be pretty happy with that. It wasn’t like they founded America because they hated Britain, but rather believed that parliament (and the king by proxy) was denying them their rights as Englishmen. To learn that the animosities resulting from the revolution would be put aside and they could walk together as allies, that was be a merry day indeed.

    • @marcusaurelius4941
      @marcusaurelius4941 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@LordDaretthat's precisely what I thought as well

  • @DoctorAids
    @DoctorAids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    Fun fact! The last witness to the Lincoln assassination was interviewed in 1950, he was only 5 when he saw Lincoln get blasted in the head

    • @impulsewraith3419
      @impulsewraith3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Is he still alive?

    • @DoctorAids
      @DoctorAids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      @@impulsewraith3419 he was about 91 when he was interviewed in 1950... so make an educated guess

    • @impulsewraith3419
      @impulsewraith3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      @@DoctorAids is he immortal by any chance?

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@impulsewraith3419 Askin' the right questions, I see.

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That's mind blowing

  • @Rachel-zf2wm
    @Rachel-zf2wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13859

    Bold of you to assume Franklin wouldn't run a meme page

    • @svenskafilosofem
      @svenskafilosofem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

      benjamin danklin

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

      "Don't just believe any quote you see from the internet"
      - Franklin

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Evidential honestly im bad at remembering

    • @saggitariuspotato2043
      @saggitariuspotato2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Benjamin Franklin made so many quotes because of a type of writting that was popular back then. I'm not sure what it was called, but he made a good living from it. The internet isn't always the best source for this information.

    • @plasmaxander912
      @plasmaxander912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@svenskafilosofem
      🅱️enjamin Danklin*

  • @seananthony7494
    @seananthony7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    George Washington: Who’s Abraham Lincoln?

    • @ancsuther
      @ancsuther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      N O Q U I E T G E C A

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Geca Productions OH HECK NO! I’d rather ship two pretty girls together!

    • @ancsuther
      @ancsuther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Geca Productions Da simp sinsssss

    • @MAG_1204
      @MAG_1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Oh yeah, he's a very open minded president"

    • @gamingskull1499
      @gamingskull1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@MAG_1204 i see what u did there

  • @captainamerica6525
    @captainamerica6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Of all the founders I do believe Thomas Jefferson would adjust quickly. He was wide and deeply read, experimented in agriculture and open to new ideas. Following up on him would be Benjamin Franklin.

    • @paulwaswalrus5956
      @paulwaswalrus5956 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      I don't think he'd be too happy to find out pedophila and slavery is illegal in the United States now.

    • @coldice3156
      @coldice3156 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@paulwaswalrus5956💀

    • @99thExtent
      @99thExtent ปีที่แล้ว +77

      ​@@paulwaswalrus5956
      It's understandable.
      People in the future will say the same things about your beliefs.

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not sure they would the jump in civilization is too great it would take a while.

    • @smoothboye4203
      @smoothboye4203 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He also wrote a version of the Bible without "myth or magic" and would be horrified by all the founding fathers' religion arguments.

  • @Starfire861
    @Starfire861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5869

    I liked how Jefferson’s first instinct was to immediately punch Hamilton.

    • @romanramirez7847
      @romanramirez7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I thought that would be Burr’s job! 😂

    • @EggIsHereGaming
      @EggIsHereGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Its just pure instinct for Jefferson now

    • @f.b.i4437
      @f.b.i4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Bruh

    • @gegeji6442
      @gegeji6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Sorry I have not that much knowledge about US history but can someone explain me why jefferson would punch hamilton?

    • @Starfire861
      @Starfire861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Random Guy Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were both members of George Washington’s cabinet. Jefferson was the first Secretary of State and Hamilton was the first Secretary of Treasury, and used his time in office to develop the financial system America still uses today. They disagreed on just about *every* issue of the time (especially American finances) and pretty much hated each other’s guts. Despite this, Hamilton endorsed Jefferson’s campaign for presidency over Aaron Burr, who would later kill Hamilton in a duel. During his presidency, Jefferson tried and failed to reform the American financial system Hamilton created.
      The bit about Jefferson immediately punching Hamilton was more or less a joke about their intense rivalry.

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    “Jefferson... punches Hamilton”
    Ah, so nothing has changed.

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I consider Hamilton to be the worst founder, simply because he started the national bank and led to the FED

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@dogguy8603 He wrote like 51 pages out of the 85 federalists papers.
      What did Benjamin franklin ever do? He was just an *ss who took credit for electricity when he really didn't.

    • @bria8481
      @bria8481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dogguy8603 I mean Thomas raped slaves & Washington pulled out his slaves teeth to make dentures but let’s go with that.

    • @dogguy8603
      @dogguy8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bria8481 your evedence for this? In fact there is no evedence that Washington pulled out his slaves teeth for his dentures

    • @saynata_v
      @saynata_v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dogguy8603 well actually the washington thing is true but it wasnt something he fored slaves to do, he payed a big quantity of money for one teeth if the slave wanted to, then wahishingtono make a protesis of teeth for himself cause he had aomething in his teeths and all, it was weird, but not wrong

  • @andrewosborne24
    @andrewosborne24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4206

    “Jefferson punches Hamilton”. Did they really have to come to modern-day for this to happen? haha

    • @hypnoguygaming1178
      @hypnoguygaming1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Yes, Hamilton would've challenged Jefferson to a duel if Jefferson punched him

    • @ajusino2324
      @ajusino2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@hypnoguygaming1178 and we all know how that would have ended

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Maybe he was craving something normal.

    • @dr_dave512
      @dr_dave512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 polotics! Back then and now! Love it!

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dr_dave512 thats not how you spell politics

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Fathers out of time" make this a show please, I'd watch it everyday

    • @Ijustwantlove
      @Ijustwantlove ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same We *N E E D A S H O W A B O U T A T L E A S T 1 S H O W A B O U T H I S T O R I C A L F I G U R E S I N M O D E R N D A Y S*

    • @FoxFan198
      @FoxFan198 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      and it's spin off, "Royally Fucked", for the Medieval Kings video

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3241

    Washington: "I TOLD YOU GUYS, NO POLITICAL PARTIES!"
    Hamilton: "Can someone tell me what this 'musical' thing is?"
    Jefferson: "The slaves are what now?"
    Benjamin: "Haha Washington, they didn't even build a statue for you"
    John: *Screams in terror*

    • @ignoranceisbliss5578
      @ignoranceisbliss5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      c h o k e

    • @RichRacc
      @RichRacc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      John: sees the beer.

    • @Grey11s
      @Grey11s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Samuel: John, look! I'm a brew.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Jefferson wanted the slaves free, btw.
      ... It took him a sec, but still.
      Say "good boy, Jeffers"

    • @alexegnor8488
      @alexegnor8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Jefferson originally talked shit about slavery in the deceleration of independence but they had to take it out because they feared the south wouldn’t agree and they didn’t want to start a argument.

  • @rubyy.7374
    @rubyy.7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    “Ooh, we have a musical in our honor?”
    “THAT’S NOT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE!!”

    • @TheMormonSorceress
      @TheMormonSorceress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol

    • @chronenojysk5107
      @chronenojysk5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      “Why is the slave playing as me?”

    • @EstEsreil
      @EstEsreil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Adams and Franklin: Haha, we're not in it! We're free!
      Me: * casually slides 1776 over *
      Adams and Franklin: Oh no.
      Jefferson: Not again

    • @matineeman3038
      @matineeman3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Baguette well Adams and Franklin were mentioned a couple of times, but I guess I understand lol

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Thomas Jefferson: "Why be my slave playing me? Bloody murder!"

  • @edsova5089
    @edsova5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3983

    Geogre Washington: don't create political parties
    George Washington: observes the political climate of today
    George Washington: you had one job guys

    • @ilect1690
      @ilect1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Political parties formed before washington died

    • @m.j.lu.c.a7892
      @m.j.lu.c.a7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      101 likes

    • @furryslayer8688
      @furryslayer8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@ilect1690. Well yeah but today’s party system is the most toxic is has ever been.

    • @ionobedoza1090
      @ionobedoza1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How about if the system was multiparty?

    • @michaelclark4876
      @michaelclark4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Two jobs. He also advised Americans to avoid "entangling alliances" Though this was motivated by desire to prevent us from being manipulated and controlled by stronger European powers. By the time we formed such alliances, we were the ones doing the controlling. They might not be as concerned by alliances as the large standing army, given standing armies classic association with military takeovers. Or perhaps they (Washington in particular) would see the fervency of military officers support for civilian control and their avoidance of involvement in politics while in uniform and feel confident that they hd done well on this issue.

  • @talldude5841
    @talldude5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Great job, loved it. My Grandfather was born in 1884 and lived to be in his mid 90's and would tell stories about his old Civil War buddies he worked in the coal mines with. I was in my mid 30's when he died. See, your right, just a few generations ago.

    • @keishahills58
      @keishahills58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Civil War ended in 1865, so did he knew Civil War veterans

    • @talldude5841
      @talldude5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes, he did know a few of them. He would tell us stories about them also.

    • @pooaddict9452
      @pooaddict9452 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how old are you now?

    • @Yakubian1995
      @Yakubian1995 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@keishahills58it might seem crazy what I'm bout to say

    • @lionedheart
      @lionedheart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tell us his stories

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Alexander Hamilton: "I have an opera made about me? Yay! Wait, Burr does what!?"

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @Jake Roberts Because a guy named Lin Manuel Miranda read Hamilton's autobiography and thought it would make a really good play.

    • @bornstellar-makes-eternal-5136
      @bornstellar-makes-eternal-5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      G1 100 all founding fathers are treated like god-like figures. Not sure why but that’s kind just something that happens.

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jlzmirvisethak It could also be because Hamilton was the protagonist of the musical, and people tend to forget their literature lessons. Mainly the one that states "just because the main character is the protagonist, it does NOT automatically make them the 'hero' of the story." People completely forget that a) Things like villain and anti-hero protagonists exist, and b) Just because you like a work doesn't mean you have to agree with the main character's actions, even if they are unquestionably the "hero" and are meant to be seen as "right."
      From freaking Thanos in Infinity War, to another manga work I'm reading now (can't get into details because of spoilers), it's constantly idiots who sleep through their lessons going "hurr durr, they're the main character, so they must be the hero and therefore right!"🤦‍♀️

    • @dustindark4478
      @dustindark4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He may find it odd that none of the founders are white in this opera

    • @jamesknapp4309
      @jamesknapp4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jake Roberts Lin Manuel read Hamilton’s autobiography and thought that he was ‘gangster’ in how he got his business done and how he conducted himself. The other founding fathers were cleaner than Alexander Hamilton so he was specifically chosen for his ‘dirty’ tactics. Hence why the show is predominately gangster rap.

  • @lonewolf711_
    @lonewolf711_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    Imagine waking up and looking at the news and seeing “GEORGE WASHINGTON DISCOVERED IN WASHINGTON DC!”

    • @monotromatic2951
      @monotromatic2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      or GEORGE WASHINGTON FOUND AT WASHINGTON D.C.

    • @SavageFroot
      @SavageFroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@monotromatic2951 Washington found in Washington

    • @monotromatic2951
      @monotromatic2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@SavageFroot jefferson found in jefferson?

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ALEXANDER HAMILTON IS LISTENING TO ALEXANDER HAMILTON FROM HAMILTON

    • @RatLoverAndMother
      @RatLoverAndMother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Or "Famous founding father Alexander Hamilton got in a fist fight with founding father Thomas Jefferson"

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +145

    They'd probably want to go back to their time

    • @isaacs4050
      @isaacs4050 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah I think they would definitely prefer the freedom from their America much more than a prison cell in 2023 America.

    • @_Unoffical_Norahhh_
      @_Unoffical_Norahhh_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah pretty much

    • @timeforchange3786
      @timeforchange3786 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I would want to go back with them

  • @lancelessard2491
    @lancelessard2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    They would think, "Why is everyone in their underclothes?" Especially the women.

    • @ubertuber3d
      @ubertuber3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Some of the founding fathers living to see the 1810's so they might not be as shocked as you'd think, neoclassical sleeveless gowns were pretty common for women at that time. However seeing everyone in gym shorts and t-shirts would be shocking.

    • @jacksont9455
      @jacksont9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Why are brown people allowed? lol

    • @jabber1990
      @jabber1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ben Franklin would like that

    • @mathewvanostin7118
      @mathewvanostin7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Then he goes back to his friends "guys guys women here are so easy. You dont need to marry them. And they think that sleeping with you on second date instead of first date dont make them a slouth 😂😂 its paradise 😂

    • @soybasedjeremy3653
      @soybasedjeremy3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jacksont9455 Race card? They knew freeing slaves was inevitable, but when, and would a Civil War occur?

  • @reddishcanine
    @reddishcanine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6320

    “The founding fathers, today” sounds like a great sitcom idea

    • @AmonGus-zx5zr
      @AmonGus-zx5zr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      a good *animated* sitcom

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I'm still waiting for a second episode of "Heil honey I'm home" XD

    • @boyzilla78productions
      @boyzilla78productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES

    • @quakeroats957
      @quakeroats957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      There was actually a series about that on here called I Made America, but it was discontinued in 2013 I think

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I just thought of saint onii San where it’s Jesus and the Buddha in modern days hehehe

  • @kaydenhubert4085
    @kaydenhubert4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    "I'm vibing, Mr Adams"
    -George Washington

  • @buddermonger2000
    @buddermonger2000 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think what's incredibly interesting is how fast literacy increased in the US. We're at roughly 99%, but by the 1850s it was already at roughly 90%. It increased here earlier than basically everywhere else in the world, even Britain.

    • @Ungehorsam
      @Ungehorsam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Protestants and their bible reading

  • @d0ntfeedphil447
    @d0ntfeedphil447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5054

    Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Franklin and Hamilton in the Modern US. Sounds like a T.v. show I would definitely watch

    • @humanname5936
      @humanname5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      "hey george ,whats the *deal* with the 2 party system"

    • @d0ntfeedphil447
      @d0ntfeedphil447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      " look Mr. Jefferson, they put our faces into the side of a mountain! "

    • @d0ntfeedphil447
      @d0ntfeedphil447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The Founding Fathers vs. Thanos

    • @jongyon7192p
      @jongyon7192p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      yeah but it's gonna be a japanese isekai anime

    • @thatguynexus5935
      @thatguynexus5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Modern Family.

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    Broadway casting director: “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’d be a good fit for this part”
    Hamilton: “But it’s literally me”

    • @xxspedupxx1632
      @xxspedupxx1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lmaoo

    • @mjaned0528
      @mjaned0528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Hamilton: please u know who i am
      Broadway casting director: but you just don’t fit perfectly in the movie
      4 others: we’re here!
      Broadway casting director: fine, i’ll change to about u guys.
      Edit: Thx for the likes

    • @peruserprecurer1446
      @peruserprecurer1446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      As if Hamilton is historically accurate in any sense

    • @eurasiaacaci.-110
      @eurasiaacaci.-110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      “Sorry sir but this is an artistic interpretation”

    • @jgbcreations9368
      @jgbcreations9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I for one believe Lin Manuel would love to have the REAL Hamilton as the lead in his play. Just for kicks.

  • @mindofleen
    @mindofleen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8199

    Okay but the real question here is
    How would Hamilton react if he found out his legacy is a hip-hop musical?

    • @claraig9887
      @claraig9887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      And a fandom

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      He’d be ecstatic

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@yourmother3126 His best friend/lover was an abolitionist so I don’t think he would care if he wasn’t played by a white person.

    • @rainbowruler6453
      @rainbowruler6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@yourmother3126 Since Alexander has been known as a self-loving person/bordering on Narcissist, I doubt he would care. Regardless of the racism of his time, he was engaged in homosexual behavior with John Laurens, so I think he would be more accepting than most. He didn’t own slaves and hated slavery in private. His mother owned slaves, and after her death, even though his mother had written in her will that Alexander be given one boy named Ajax, Alex was denied this because of his illegitimate birth. He loathed talking about slavery to ANYONE, even George Washington, who owned more than 100 slaves. As a young man starting out his political career, he published his first major political essay, “A full Vindication of the measures of the Congress,” which drew direct comparisons between enslaved people and colonists oppressed by the British. And in 1779, he championed a plan proposed by his friend John Laurens to arm and enlist enslaved people in the Continental Army-and reward them with their freedom in return. (Washington himself had opposed the idea until the British dangled just such a lure.) “The dictates of humanity and true policy equally interest me in favor of this unfortunate class of men,” Hamilton wrote in an appeal on behalf of Laurens to the Continental Congress. “I have not the least doubt, that the negroes will make very excellent soldiers, with proper management,” Hamilton continued, adding that “their natural faculties are probably as good as ours.” His lobbying, however, failed to win support, and Laurens' plan was sadly abandoned.

    • @bobbywimsy6741
      @bobbywimsy6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      May just have flipped his wig.

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is one of those things that I'd love to see a movie about, no lie. It could be a serious drama about these men coming to terms with the progress and faults of the country they created, or a comedy, (or a bit of both).

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This isn’t exactly it, but there’s a movie like this but with Hitler. (Look Who’s Back)

    • @javaDB.1.0.V1
      @javaDB.1.0.V1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cupio-stardust :D
      I love that movie! It's so funny and terrifying too!
      And there's a Mussolini version (Sono tornato) which sucks and copies Er ist wieder da hard... eh.

    • @kerrymarris4260
      @kerrymarris4260 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Great idea, it makes you wonder why nobody in Hollywood hasn't thought of this?? Or someone is suppressing it.. you could get away with a comedy about it.
      Or you would think..

  • @SpaceCase1214
    @SpaceCase1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    George Washington vibing is something that I didn't know that I needed in my life.

    • @Exotic4M3
      @Exotic4M3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He really do be vibin' doe 😳😳

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exotic Hamilton: sir? What are you doing?
      Washington: VĪBIÑ!

  • @George_Washington_1776
    @George_Washington_1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9900

    "Hey, the time machine worked! Alright, let's see here....oh, oh no."

  • @limbo8359
    @limbo8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5540

    "I do say, what is this "Amogus" these young chaps have been blabbering about?"

    • @mcphan6881
      @mcphan6881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      "Well its the national joke"

    • @frostbite5092
      @frostbite5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@mcphan6881 "international" you may say

    • @tantejunko
      @tantejunko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      "Amogus... mogus... MAGUS?!"

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      "That's rather sus, old man."

    • @q_quigley1713
      @q_quigley1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That’s perhaps susus amogus old chap

  • @misfortune6666
    @misfortune6666 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love finding these videos from 2020. Everyone really thinking about and making things they likely never would have made otherwise

    • @timeforchange3786
      @timeforchange3786 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, he didn't include what they would have thought about Columbus and Washington statues being torn down.

  • @Tbug20
    @Tbug20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    "General Washington, what are you doing?"
    "Vibing, Mr. Adams!"

    • @barrettbaker8721
      @barrettbaker8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      This made me laugh

    • @johnadams7145
      @johnadams7145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He probably wasn’t

    • @psmsedwinfran501
      @psmsedwinfran501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@johnadams7145 he's vibing in secret but you don't see it

    • @johnadams7145
      @johnadams7145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@psmsedwinfran501 I know him better than you

    • @clonesolar
      @clonesolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@johnadams7145 "Join me in listening to this, WAP." "Ahh, yes shake that trunk."

  • @troysmith159
    @troysmith159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    “Who let the slaves out?” -Thomas Jefferson.

    • @arkcliref
      @arkcliref 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      If Jefferson had a fight when they go to the modern day with Hamilton, he could go at it with Lincoln (if he's also brought here as well)

    • @anamerican2305
      @anamerican2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I read this to the tune “who let the dogs out”

    • @troysmith159
      @troysmith159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@anamerican2305 as I intended

    • @minholly6700
      @minholly6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Normal TH-cam channel carry on and would rape them too like he was very hypocritical

    • @ojsendshisregards2720
      @ojsendshisregards2720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@arkcliref abe has a advantage he hunted vampires

  • @georgewashington1496
    @georgewashington1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Question can I bring your so called “drones” back with me ? So I can blast those red coats to kingdom come.

    • @Fireoflearning
      @Fireoflearning  4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      We can arrange something perhaps

    • @matineeman3038
      @matineeman3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kim Jong-un meany dictator

    • @Old_Hickory_Jackson
      @Old_Hickory_Jackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Did you say
      *Red coats?*

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Like your thinking former mr president.

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      George Washington we’re so sorry about *him*

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Not only was this intellectually entertaining, but it was also informing. Well done.

  • @JohnTheLobsterMan
    @JohnTheLobsterMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4061

    "General Washington, what on earth are you looking at?"
    "It's called 'pornography' Mr. Adams."

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      Funnily enough, as soon as the photograph became public knowledge, the exchange of pornography followed instantly.

    • @pofromteletubbies1243
      @pofromteletubbies1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      @@pepperbytez8128 great to know that humans barely changed

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@pofromteletubbies1243 open your eyes, let's begin.

    • @pofromteletubbies1243
      @pofromteletubbies1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@pepperbytez8128 Yes it's really me, it's Maui!
      Breathe it in

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@pofromteletubbies1243 I know it's alot, the hair, the bod!

  • @tsardudebroii
    @tsardudebroii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Not gonna lie, I expected “Jefferson punches Hamilton”

    • @matineeman3038
      @matineeman3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That Communist Weeb lol

    • @akilahposh
      @akilahposh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cause why not?

    • @f.b.i4437
      @f.b.i4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I feel like there’s gonna be a lawsuit

  • @furryslayer8688
    @furryslayer8688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

    Imagine how confused they would be if you told them about ww2.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      So, it all started because a guy with a mustache wrote a book after being rejected by art school

    • @ButtKickington
      @ButtKickington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      Them: Wait. Two?
      Me: Don't worry, we won both.
      Them: Then why was there a second?
      Me: Don't worry, we solved that problem. I mean, there wasn't a third. Yet...
      Them: Yet?
      Me: Well we've developed a weapon to unleash the fiery depths of hell upon entire cities from the other side of the world. So we decided that war would mean the end of the world.
      Them: So no more wars? Good.
      Me: Quite the opposite. Now most wars are about people who might have these weapons and making sure they can't get them.
      Them: Oh no.

    • @jalenxavier2072
      @jalenxavier2072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Malcolm Hoth well, speaking in terms of law and that slaves weren't considered people they were considered property. Property doesn't reserve the right to consent????

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jalen Xavier
      What

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jalenxavier2072 where exactly do your morals stands?

  • @AJxxxxxxxx
    @AJxxxxxxxx ปีที่แล้ว +28

    One of the founding fathers had a vision about the future of America, he wrote in his journal Somthing about having a Birds Eye view and seeing large city light’s throughout the land as far as he could see, he wrote some other stuff but I don’t remember what it was about

    • @Ilovemangos69er
      @Ilovemangos69er 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Did he see purple guy

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    I could see Franklin attempting a presidential run with the memorable slogan let me be frank with you

  • @kramcherryp197
    @kramcherryp197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    This feels like a fan-fiction for the dialogue between the founding fathers

  • @rowanheart8122
    @rowanheart8122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    TJ: are you buying that for your master?
    Random black person buying something: nah, my cat doesn't like froot loops

    • @JustARoamer
      @JustARoamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I love this comment

    • @Stibly
      @Stibly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Relatable

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Considering how cats were seen as gods in ancient Egypt I wouldn't be surprised to believe that TJ thought the black guy was an Egyptian. If he knew about Egypt in the first place that is.

    • @jamiesorenson8761
      @jamiesorenson8761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@qq3xy347 I think TJ was referring to the black person as a slave

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@jamiesorenson8761 dude I know that. What I am saying is that he must've thought that the black guy was an Egyptian because in ancient Egypt cats were seen as gods causing Egyptians to be their slaves. Which is why he would've thought that the black was the slave of the cat rather than being it's owner because of you know what. Sorry I wrote such a long paragraph I just don't like it when someone doesn't get a joke and ruins the whole vibe. Sorry lol.

  • @zaodedong9935
    @zaodedong9935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Founding fathers: "Wait, you mean to tell me you wait for the girl to be 18 before marrying her?"
    Modern American: "Okay groomer."

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course,gentlemen..But most women who grew up age 20 and up are quite better.

    • @99thExtent
      @99thExtent ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll be a pedophile in a few decades, lol.
      Lots of people support raising the age of adulthood to 18, it only worsens the problem for future generations, instead of raising more mature children.

    • @Ilovemangos69er
      @Ilovemangos69er 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boomer

  • @can3552
    @can3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    i simply can't believe that alexander hamilton is a redditor

    • @charlesrhodes9410
      @charlesrhodes9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Meanwhile Jefferson's on 4chan.

    • @maxfinazzo2443
      @maxfinazzo2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@charlesrhodes9410 and Washington's out in the real world

    • @gooby8953
      @gooby8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@charlesrhodes9410 George! George! We need to groyp and shit pill the normies!

    • @sallyh1480
      @sallyh1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hope not. Reddit is shit

    • @lorddeathofmurdermountain4377
      @lorddeathofmurdermountain4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sallyh1480 How so?

  • @beerykids6703
    @beerykids6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    Life expectancy: 81 for women
    Queen Elizabeth: *_pathetic_*

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The woman who lived to be 116: *Am I a joke to you!?*

    • @onehillyboi
      @onehillyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@firemangan2731 the woman who lived until 122: Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written

    • @abnav9941
      @abnav9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @thepeskyone
      @thepeskyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@onehillyboi the woman who lived 69420 years: *helo*

    • @bossyman15
      @bossyman15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She only lived to 69 years old.

  • @skyvallone
    @skyvallone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Imagine the founding fathers finding out there’s a musical about them and a bunch of theatre kids are shipping them together.

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I think it's weird to ship real life people. There's nothing weird if they're fictional, but these are people with feelings, I'd feel so uncomfortable.

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@SM-qv2om yeah it is. But since they’ve been dead for ~200 years, it feels like we’re not bothering anyone. Also, Hamilton fans tend to disassociate the real Founding Fathers, so yeah. But shipping real people that *recently* died, or (even worse) *are still alive,* is downright creepy.

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SM-qv2om if they came back to life though, the shipping would need to stop.

    • @clairannaplays6154
      @clairannaplays6154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do not ship real people bit more the idea / character of one's life like septiplier i don't ship Sean and mark i ship the idea of Sean and mark or lamms

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clairannaplays6154 yeah. That’s kinda how we roll.

  • @eagles2249
    @eagles2249 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    22:45
    Segments like this and your passion for history is why this is my favorite channel on TH-cam

  • @Stussmeister
    @Stussmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    "I say, Mr. Adams, I believe I was just insulted!!"
    "How do you mean, General Washington?"
    "A young rapscallion accused me of masquerading as a canine!!!"
    "Truly slanderous indeed! What exactly did they say?"
    "If I recall, his exact words were, 'Yo, nice costume, dog.'"

    • @fallenkingdom-zd8xh
      @fallenkingdom-zd8xh ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I thought they called him a furry at first lol

    • @PsSevenEleven
      @PsSevenEleven ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fallenkingdom-zd8xh Same bro same.

    • @PsSevenEleven
      @PsSevenEleven ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fallenkingdom-zd8xh I was like "what?" in a highpitched voice.

    • @DragonBornClan4
      @DragonBornClan4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bit Mr. Washington, that was a compliment.

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a funny dialogue. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cabbybrocolimania5297
    @cabbybrocolimania5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    “General Washington, what are you doing?”
    *”G A M I N G”*

    • @ajarhernand1572
      @ajarhernand1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Faze George Washington

    • @jacobadventures9183
      @jacobadventures9183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Thou children are dog water

    • @Slay-do4xe
      @Slay-do4xe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now all I’m picturing is Washington staying up till 4am drinking monster energy

    • @ajarhernand1572
      @ajarhernand1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Slay-do4xe faze jesus

    • @mr80s81
      @mr80s81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Washington Gaming!

  • @williamhepfer8956
    @williamhepfer8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    They'd be asking " Where's Madison? He should be here. He wrote the Constitution."

    • @charlesrhodes9410
      @charlesrhodes9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Madison would die from rage as soon as he saw how the constitution is being ignored.

    • @pablodonner5213
      @pablodonner5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@charlesrhodes9410 but would he like his garden?

    • @averyyyy_w2
      @averyyyy_w2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pablo donner 😂

    • @charlesrhodes9410
      @charlesrhodes9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pablodonner5213 no poppies so probably not

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hamilton would be like bitch deserved

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Washington looking at the modern American military:😃
    Washington looking at modern American foreign policy:😭

  • @DalekovDRA
    @DalekovDRA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    "If a meme is dank enough one is legally allowed to steal it."
    - Benjamin Franklin. 2020

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Imagine if they saw all our “quotes” from them.

    • @twisted_tapestry
      @twisted_tapestry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This- yes.

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is it just me, or do I hear a helicopter?
      Charles: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAN!!!

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to see my quotes.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    The Hamilton fangirls would be going ballistic.

    • @thefunnynamehere266
      @thefunnynamehere266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      And I’m sure you would be watching it all from the balcony right

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes, yes we would be.

    • @lucabayley1454
      @lucabayley1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Hi Abe! Have you seen Hamilton? I know you have a fear of theaters but now it’s on Disney Plus!

    • @ahard-daysnight6659
      @ahard-daysnight6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thefunnynamehere266 :(

    • @monstersamator5288
      @monstersamator5288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yo Abe we got Netflix and youtube. That booth guy wont have a chance.

  • @stratman4324
    @stratman4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Am I the only person who thinks this would make an incredible movie???

    • @eyesack6845
      @eyesack6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's a movie like that about a pickle factory worker. I forget what's is caled.

    • @basedsneedclavesoldier3793
      @basedsneedclavesoldier3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eyesack6845 an American pickle

    • @eyesack6845
      @eyesack6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@basedsneedclavesoldier3793 ah yes, thanks.

    • @a_literal_crow
      @a_literal_crow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was thinking it could be a pretty interesting T.V show

    • @babytime1
      @babytime1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eyesack6845 whats the comedy that came out about a dude who turned himself into a pickle to get outta therapy, oh my god it was so good.

  • @andreiparaschiv9915
    @andreiparaschiv9915 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man, I loved this video. And I mean not just the content, but the style and the pacing. Serious talks interrupted by pauses for comic relief. Yes, it's long and it could have been much more packed and ”efficient”, but in a way I don't want that. I like to take my time and process everything you say, even though that means that I won't be able to watch the whole video in one take.
    Great job! Keep it up.

  • @quandaledingle9566
    @quandaledingle9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    It’s all fun and games until Alexander Hamilton watches Hamilton

    • @Justin-ul7fh
      @Justin-ul7fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      It's Alexander Hamilton he'll either be estatic, flattered, or he wouldn't mind or care, or he'd correct every detail out.

    • @insanejay3777
      @insanejay3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@Justin-ul7fh Imagine the real Hamilton mailing the new script to Lin Manuel.

    • @Iregretmyoldname
      @Iregretmyoldname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @Bardenbella120 "Lin..."
      "Oh my broadway wtf-"
      "Lin,you read my bio right?"
      "Who tf are you?".
      "Hamilton,Lin. You liked the bio right?"
      "Yeah..."
      "Do a musical Lin or else i'll throw away your ankles"
      "K"

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I want to read him the fanfiction become I just think it'd be funny and if he shoots me he shoots me

    • @smily9021
      @smily9021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Iregretmyoldname basically what happened

  • @ArtyKibbles2190
    @ArtyKibbles2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    Imagine you put Aberham Lincoln in he would just see his statue and just say ”I like this place already.“

    • @maximmichailov5081
      @maximmichailov5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yeah, it would all be well unless he goes to a state like Virginia or Mississippi where there's a good chance that he will get himself lynched by the neo-confederates

    • @izak346
      @izak346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@maximmichailov5081 yeah you’ve never been to the south

    • @maximmichailov5081
      @maximmichailov5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@cri.682 well he would probably feel sad and disappointed that some people still believe in the Lost Cause

    • @maximmichailov5081
      @maximmichailov5081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cri.682 indeed. Especially when you consider the fact that this enemy fought for the preservation of slavery

    • @ArtyKibbles2190
      @ArtyKibbles2190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well I had no idea neo-confederates were a thing and now from what I know they must be complete assholes if they support slavery.

  • @jefferybrown6473
    @jefferybrown6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Day 1:
    Washington: "Why the F are there political factions! Who allowed this!?"
    Rest of the Founding Fathers:.........*whistling*

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Meet the latest graduate to king college

    • @GustavoEPerez-gj7qz
      @GustavoEPerez-gj7qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      69 Likes!!!!!!

    • @greatman707
      @greatman707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He would've had a mental breakdown and promptly have an heart attack

    • @quietek1074
      @quietek1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jefferson: My party still exist?
      Hamilton: Mine too?
      Jefferson: Your definitely not.

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time to stack those feds

  • @maryloumawson6006
    @maryloumawson6006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Washington and Hamilton get into a huge argument about who's more important based on their pictures being on the $1 and $10 dollar bills.

    • @debbie9929
      @debbie9929 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅😅

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9005

    “I said no parties!”
    -George Washington

    • @bitcoin689
      @bitcoin689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Wut in history

    • @hypernova7552
      @hypernova7552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Mhm, sadly

    • @OuterRimPride
      @OuterRimPride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      “No. Entangling. Alliances! Jesus Christ, people.”

    • @ADMusic1999
      @ADMusic1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yep the only parties designed to make people miserable

    • @rattheninja2877
      @rattheninja2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      What about the other type of party George? You’ll be the guest of honor

  • @Ys0tox1c
    @Ys0tox1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    just dont let Abraham Lincoln inside a movie theaters

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      With dozens of Secret Service agents roaming, what could possibly go wrong?

    • @malory6312
      @malory6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Just don't let Hamilton go to New Jersey.

    • @pouring_rain4966
      @pouring_rain4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      But everything is legal in New Jersey

    • @fungus-fearingcheese7371
      @fungus-fearingcheese7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@pouring_rain4966 besides pumping your own gas.

    • @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time
      @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or Hamilton meet a person with the last name or “Reynolds” or “Burr” because then some fists shall be thrown

  • @huili9822
    @huili9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    Washington looking at his memorial: WhAt Is ThAt HiDeOuS oBeLiSk

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      It’s a large music box that, if you put the president’s key into it, will play Yankee Doodle. Most of you might not get this reference, but okay.

    • @nmr0762
      @nmr0762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lyly_lei_lei gravity falls?

    • @avioletmoon9482
      @avioletmoon9482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That one of my biggest question about America coming from an American. Why is the monument honoring our first and arguably best one a obelisk?

    • @414ownsu
      @414ownsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah I was confused as hell when I saw my memorial

    • @angel_mejia8690
      @angel_mejia8690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GW was a Freemason

  • @ALotofTomFoolery
    @ALotofTomFoolery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    "I'm vibing, Mr Adams" is the greatest line i've ever heard. This line puts the entire MCU to shame

  • @sharanjeetkaur4564
    @sharanjeetkaur4564 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:28 “jefferson-eh.. punches hamilton-“
    that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @lowercase3635
    @lowercase3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    Girls in 1500’s: “If he ain’t 5 foot..”

    • @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
      @thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Girls in the 3600's: "If he ain't 7 foot..."

    • @Sourciful
      @Sourciful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 girls in 100 million years: “if he ain’t five hundred foot”

    • @veryrealdrdog
      @veryrealdrdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Girls in 199 million BC: “If he ain’t a T-Rex...”

    • @disgusted2704
      @disgusted2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@veryrealdrdog Girls a very long time ago: If he ain't a quark

    • @Falkner1999
      @Falkner1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Girls in the beginning of time: “if he ain’t existing...”

  • @kassidycarom4722
    @kassidycarom4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3267

    Ok but Hamilton would 100% watch Hamilton and correct everything

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      I'd pay to watch him do that

    • @kassidycarom4722
      @kassidycarom4722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@theaveragecomment1014 so would I! I feel like Washington would watch and love how his character was!

    • @theaveragecomment1014
      @theaveragecomment1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@kassidycarom4722 Probably! lol

    • @yonicorn1641
      @yonicorn1641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      He'd leave at mid act 2 to go find Lin to challenge him to a duel, then some bonding will occur and Lin will somehow convince him to go watch the whole play and Alexander will cry at the end

    • @malory6312
      @malory6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      He'd probably cry when he found out what Eliza accomplished after his death. Just like the rest of us.

  • @King_Minos64
    @King_Minos64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    Honestly, I would love to see a full comedy show of the Founding Fathers living in the modern day.

    • @micahrios8965
      @micahrios8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      YEEEEES

    • @nancyschumacher1577
      @nancyschumacher1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It would be a multi season hit!!!

    • @papi4806
      @papi4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There is a series called “I made American” just look it up on yt

    • @LaneCorbett
      @LaneCorbett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The FBI and Secret Service would have to help them adapt. I'd hate to be the guy to explain the Weman and Minorities are equal thing.

    • @papi4806
      @papi4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LaneCorbett lol ikr

  • @jonnypage3730
    @jonnypage3730 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Now I wonder how would Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu from Japanese history would react to the modern world.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Feel like Tokugawa would probably have a field day with modern Japan, especially with the western stuff in there

    • @andrewpatton5114
      @andrewpatton5114 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, Tokugawa would probably be horrified that Japan had been occupied by a foreign power and forced to renounce its military. He'd also probably be shocked that Christianity was legal in modern Japan, though relieved that it remains a small minority. The warlords would be perplexed at the existence of democracy, even given the knowledge that it was imposed by a foreign power. I have no idea what they would think of popular culture, aside from a general disdain for foreign influence.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      imagine what they'd think of anime

    • @finaldusk1821
      @finaldusk1821 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As aghast as they'd be over foreign influences exerted on Japan throughout history, I wonder if they'd feel at least a little pride at seeing how Japan has projected immense influence back on the world.
      Scientifically, economically, culturally, and politically to varying extents, Japan is a regional powerhouse and not to be underestimated on the global scale either. Perhaps enough to earn some approval from even the stanch isolationists of their time?

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they'd pull a mishima

  • @joemackley7894
    @joemackley7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    Founding Fathers: Go to the future.
    Jefferson: Punches Hamilton.

    • @pandaqueen5397
      @pandaqueen5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We need to get these two tickets to Hamilton 🤣

    • @Icepetal01
      @Icepetal01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Panda Queen We need to get ALL of them tickets to Hamilton

    • @sunnydasheep
      @sunnydasheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah, i think hamilton would've swung first

    • @ryguythesci-figuy81
      @ryguythesci-figuy81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If Hamilton saw Hamilton, he wouldn’t have died just yet, and since he saw the play, would he be scared to die and prepare to prevent it? Would the play change? Would he have actually seen the changed version, seeing himself not die like he did, and revert the change of the play happening? Thus a cycle forms? And a Schrödinger’s cat situation? This hurts my brain.

    • @maudelisbm
      @maudelisbm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryguythesci-figuy81 he would be like, “Burr! (Thinking: I have to vote for Burr! Or kill him first.) “

  • @bluelavender7252
    @bluelavender7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Imagine, the founding fathers trying potato chips for the first time.

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Lol who put biden in a wood chipper?

    • @BlueRGuy
      @BlueRGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Rikken552 agent 47

    • @justinwinn01
      @justinwinn01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Or weed

    • @betheaves1026
      @betheaves1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      “Why is it so salty?”

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@BlueRGuy Good job agent 47.

  • @tootthpick
    @tootthpick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    “Jefferson punches Hamilton”
    makes sense.

    • @nmtltlz
      @nmtltlz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks snufkin

    • @bbomb1319
      @bbomb1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was waiting for this comment, thank you

    • @mjaned0528
      @mjaned0528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jefferson is then arrested for punching hamilton in the face

    • @michellepulliam656
      @michellepulliam656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did laugh so hard at this 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @twilightcitystudios
      @twilightcitystudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mjaned0528 for some reason in the image they ended up getting arrested in Chicago instead of Washington DC lol

  • @mikecrossman3664
    @mikecrossman3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    These men were quite insightful. After the constitution was approved Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government had been adopted. According to the story he said "a republic if you can keep it". They recognized how important it was to limit the power and scope of the federal government. The importance of human rights coming from God, not government, as laid out in the Bill of Rights. We see our government taking away our rights. We see our government growing way beyond the enumerated powers of the constitution. They would recognize our country falling into tyranny and they would not be silent.

    • @travishylton6976
      @travishylton6976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      slavery.

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely true.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatever kind of rule it is YOU want, I’m certain they’d be looking for something far better. Quit imprinting your values based on the words of a bunch of dead guys from a time you cannot even conceive. And don’t forget that their actions too were a product of their times. It is only reasonable to view the present circumstances and judge them according to the present, and my judgement is that those you almost certainly place faith in are just as corrupt and immoral as those you oppose.

    • @Literal_Sense
      @Literal_Sense ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not insightful enough to end slavery. They literally had the perfect opportunity while forming the country. They instead decided to expand what the British had started.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This country was falling into tyranny from the very start you know. Well according to the opposition

  • @DrDeathpwnsu
    @DrDeathpwnsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Franklin wouldn't smash _the phone_ . He'd be more likely fascinated by it, ask a hundred questions, and end up going home with that woman.

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That seems cool

    • @BlackMagicRose3
      @BlackMagicRose3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to like this comment but the number perfect right now

    • @garyenkwong1683
      @garyenkwong1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not any more

  • @biga5227
    @biga5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    “Oof” - George Washington upon visiting the United States, circa 2020.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Malcolm Hoth
      With all the idiots not wearing masks, yeah, I think he really wants to go back to his grave

    • @theburningorange3622
      @theburningorange3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ElfSam I disagree as George Washington had a respect of science and tried to keep himself and others safe

    • @ToluacheLoc
      @ToluacheLoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Hmm this must be a slave revolt" -George

    • @tlaloqq
      @tlaloqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Malcolm Hoth you are either 13 and edgy or 67 and idiotic. Either way log off

    • @biga5227
      @biga5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Malcolm Hoth Hmmm, I could’ve sworn I’d taken out the trash today, but it appears I’ve accidentally left some behind. Now, why don’t you run along before you hurt yourself. :-)

  • @liblib620
    @liblib620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    I would watch a Netflix series of the founding fathers seeing modern America. That would be hysterical.

    • @LathropLdST
      @LathropLdST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Netflix Official please hire this person here...

    • @jerbs5346
      @jerbs5346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, not a lotta good things are going on in America right now.

    • @varietyaspens
      @varietyaspens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’d pay to watch it tbh

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Make it a sitcom where they end up sharing a house.

    • @vapecat17yearsago85
      @vapecat17yearsago85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Elyseon
      YES

  • @meh2385
    @meh2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'd've loved to be in the Facebook content moderation room while they debated how to go about Hamilton's duel challenge.
    Also, thank you for acknowledging Washington's partying skills.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’d make an exception this once, but make it clear to him that this sort of thing is not tolerated.

    • @Ilovemangos69er
      @Ilovemangos69er 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂
      😂😂

  • @Luffy-un5du
    @Luffy-un5du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Washington: Uhh... are you dancing?
    Alexander: Yeah
    Washington; To what? There's no music.
    Alexander: This machine allows me to listen to music while making it mute to all else.
    *Shows earphones and phone*
    Washington: Hmm, may i give the musician a try?
    Alexander: Here
    Washington: Wait..
    *My name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things i haven't done*
    Washington: YOUR A MUSICIAN!?!

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I love this

    • @k1-b0theultimaterobot43
      @k1-b0theultimaterobot43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *But just you wait! Just you wait!*

    • @Jenny-tm3cm
      @Jenny-tm3cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I would give you a like but it’s at 666
      This comment is so great I can picture it 😂

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "This song gives me joy with its upbeat sounds. Who or what is it about?"
      "Oh, this is King George's song - You'll be back."
      "..."
      "..."
      "I hate that song."

    • @youngblood5434
      @youngblood5434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotts man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean

  • @benbovard9579
    @benbovard9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "Jefferson punches Hamilton..."
    Some things never change.

    • @rachelg.9471
      @rachelg.9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No they do not

    • @sailormoonlover9474
      @sailormoonlover9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude, imagine if they saw the sequel to Frozen. They would be singing all the songs in it NON-STOP.

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      War never changes...

  • @waffley4595
    @waffley4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    "General Washington! What are you doing!?"
    "I'M VIBING, MR. ADAMS! THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS CALL IT!"
    that killed me

    • @maddsthegamer
      @maddsthegamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I started wheezing like a fucking kettle bro THAT GOT ME SO HARD-

    • @rockingamingwiththesahit2145
      @rockingamingwiththesahit2145 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @youtubestopbanningmyaccoun5727Tell us the backstory of your username.

    • @rockingamingwiththesahit2145
      @rockingamingwiththesahit2145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @youtubestopbanningmyaccoun5727 Lmao.

    • @animefreak10x
      @animefreak10x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ricardo in foreground. PEAK.

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Might go something like this:
    “Whoa, this is WAYY better than a musket!”
    “You pay WHAT in taxes?”
    “Wait, you’re telling me you can press a few buttons, and anything you want will be magically delivered to your house?”

  • @seananthony7494
    @seananthony7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    George Washington: Can’t wait to visit all 13 states
    Fire of Learning: Actually Mr. President, there 50 states now, there’s one even named after you...
    George Washington: 😮😮😮

    • @Awakeningspirit20
      @Awakeningspirit20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      He never even got to see the CITY named after him, though he did lay the cornerstone of the Capitol, so he was basically a visitor to a giant construction site.

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mean considering it was suggested he become king, he probably wouldn't be surprised. Probably annoyed that he was made into a personality cult though.

    • @vulgrim909
      @vulgrim909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I bet his face will be real happy when he finds out Washington is one of the worse places in America with riot after riot and washington dc not even helping, dont think most men back even cared about something being named after them anyways.

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Hoàng Nguyên I don't know about Washington specifically, but a lot of early presidents and founding fathers had no qualms about conquering native land. Although treaty violation would definately be more of an issue.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "So there's a Washington, and Washington DC... and they are at opposite ends of the country?"

  • @averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634
    @averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1922

    It’s all fun and games until so Austrian man with a funny moustache appears from a portal in Germany

    • @jimmybob1779
      @jimmybob1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      That’s actually the plot of the comedy movie guess who’s back.

    • @Amelia_-qy9nz
      @Amelia_-qy9nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I mean, Franz Joseph should better not travel here.

    • @atomicspartan131
      @atomicspartan131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jimmybob1779 such a good movie

    • @xxxx3343
      @xxxx3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Antarctica not germany, and actually don't be surprised. The third Reich is most famously known for being the first humans to get their hands on the "bell" tech. Remember the aircraft carrier they successfully teleported into the future (2013 I believe) and it appeared on an airstrip and all the men inside were fused with the metal and dead. Philadelphia project. Our govt already proved time travel is real and already confirmed it's with the same tech they got from Hitler. So time traveling Hitler is not ridiculous at all he didn't commit suicide and that's a fact. Did the same thing to flight 371 from Malaysia. Anything that dissappears like that is likely time traveled. That plane will probably pop up in an iceberg or jungle or desert somewhere in 20 years with all it's passengers fused with the body of the plane unless they were able to fix what caused the fusing of those sailors.

    • @evildrkirby
      @evildrkirby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@xxxx3343 Ah yes. The Philadelphia Project. Where an office that didn't exist yet teleported a ship that didn't exist yet from a port the real ship never visited.
      Pro tip: Morris Jessup had no idea what he was talking about.

  • @saucevc8353
    @saucevc8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    the idea of Ben Franklin crying "Witchcraft!" at the sight of a phone is quite ironic considering Benjamin considered such things superstitious nonsense and even wrote a satire of witch hunting. Though to be fair being transported centuries into the future would probably change ones views on such things...

    • @TheKnowledgeMan101
      @TheKnowledgeMan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah, I think he would instead be intrigued by the device and want to see how it works

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember those old phone booth things,gentlemen?..They are it.

    • @janinewetzler5037
      @janinewetzler5037 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he would ask all kinds of questions of the poor woman on how it worked!!

  • @Marcosmith248l
    @Marcosmith248l ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Franklin would DEFINITELY try to get a discord kitten

  • @alexa.nelson
    @alexa.nelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    Hamilton finding his own horrifying fandom: 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @anneh3992
      @anneh3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Imagine him reading fanfiction with tag #jeffersonfuckhamilton #transmadison #laurensissmollandneedprotection #hamiltonhasbickdickiwanttofeelitinmypussyim13

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      N👁‍🗨rmie

    • @alexa.nelson
      @alexa.nelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Janeen Phayne 😔

    • @svnset_mochi6500
      @svnset_mochi6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Violeta Oliver lol mhm

    • @svnset_mochi6500
      @svnset_mochi6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      and he walk in my house the first thing he hears would be my phone at full volume with me singing along
      *ALEXANDER HAMILTONNNNNN!* while reading a hamilton fanfic

  • @cncfann23
    @cncfann23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Franklin: “Heeeey I’m on the $100 bill!”
    Washington: >:(

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Washington: "I'm on the 1 dollar bill cause I'm #1!"
      Franklin: "Sure, buddy."

    • @EggIsHereGaming
      @EggIsHereGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Alexander: Ten dollars! I'm worth far more than that!
      Jefferson: at least you dollar is in the double digits*looks angrily at the 2 dollar bill*

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@EggIsHereGaming And it's been basically discontinued too. Ouch, big ooof for Jefferson.

    • @josephjostar2587
      @josephjostar2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      InsideJoke not really they still make 2 dollar bills just not a lot more like every 4 years l

    • @Spartan3D213
      @Spartan3D213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hundred years ago $1 ment something. Compared to the price of a cow to day or beef vs venison an entire buck was $1, in in an old book a breakfast was around 15cents or so.

  • @ombrenightcores
    @ombrenightcores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “Jefferson punches Hamilton,”
    I think that would’ve happened at any time period.

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I like how while everyone else is going through a mental breakdown and running everywhere Jefferson and Hamilton are wrestling each other and haven’t moved more than a few feet from where they appeared

  • @AMan_629
    @AMan_629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    This is the strangest fan-fic I’ve ever watched

    • @TheagenesFromThasos
      @TheagenesFromThasos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I would absolutely read a fan fic about the founding fathers going to present day lmao

    • @spacedude5208
      @spacedude5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheagenesFromThasos hopefully it wouldn’t go to the you know THAT side of fan fics

    • @shaggyhascancer4489
      @shaggyhascancer4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold up - Wattpad, here I come with my destiny!

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strangest?

    • @Jenny-tm3cm
      @Jenny-tm3cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 I’m here for it

  • @thesadslav3060
    @thesadslav3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    " Thou quite beith a boomer, sir Hamilton " - Thomas Jefferson

    • @colesmith6874
      @colesmith6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hamilton would be the one saying that to Jefferson

  • @channelantoneon
    @channelantoneon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "mm yummy burger"
    -Benjamin Franklin at McDonalds

    • @denzelsmashsymptom4264
      @denzelsmashsymptom4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There was no burgers in the US back in his time, he would probably go *hmmm yammy sandwisch*

    • @sheevpalprotein9132
      @sheevpalprotein9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *hmmMM yum yum BORGER*

    • @vtheawesome
      @vtheawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is an actual qoute btw

    • @th3omachos
      @th3omachos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vtheawesome indeed

    • @ADMusic1999
      @ADMusic1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He goes to McDonald's drive thru and says, "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip..."

  • @Leo-ok3uj
    @Leo-ok3uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    28:30 Its Mr. Adam to you is a powerful phrase

  • @roryclague5876
    @roryclague5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Franklin and Jefferson would not proclaim that technology is witchcraft. These two were extremely curious about science and its practical uses, and would likely be amazed by but not terrified of inventions born of science. They wouldn't understand smart phones (since they didn't dream of Maxwell's theories, let alone Schrodinger, Einstein, and Turing - but do most people using smart phones understand the contributions of these scientists?), but they would probably perceive the hand of science and reason in its creation.

    • @erikthomsen4768
      @erikthomsen4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It stands to reason that people will overreact if get overwhelmed. I suppose that it’s curiosity vs surprise. The creator went with the latter.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They would spend some time being amazed, and wondering at the miraculous things that must be achieved when every person in the country down to even the most impoverished has free access to the collective knowledge of all mankind. Then they would actually look at the internet, and rapidly meet reality.

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TC Fenstermaker They were Deists

    • @daspooterman
      @daspooterman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know the answers pick me pick me

    • @caiawlodarski5339
      @caiawlodarski5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TC Fenstermaker There are still deists today, deism is not agnosticism, agnostics say they don't know if god exists, deists affirm God exists but say religions are false and do not actually represent God. That is a very big difference.

  • @LeoS.B.Rosevillte
    @LeoS.B.Rosevillte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    The freedom of African Americans would surprise Jefferson, and the big bank would amaze Hamilton. But Washington wouldn't probably like the two party system. Benjamin Franklin would be intrigued at the founding of electricity and when he is told he made it, he would be very happy. Adam's interests aren't well known, but I think as a false loyalist and he actually met King George and wanted to see America allied with Britain. So his dream came true and he could be overjoyed. Still the horrific acts of people in this century might leave a ill wound on the minds of the founding fathers.

    • @munken7673
      @munken7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      cruelty hasn’t changed that much since then

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tylerchamberlain7511 super agree with your comment

    • @L_87
      @L_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tylerchamberlain7511 that's how the democrats act right now. They went full retard

    • @L_87
      @L_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I disagree I think jefferson foresaw thr freeing of the slaves eventually so I doubt he would be surprised over 200 years later it happened because of the foundations they laid in place for it to happen

    • @cmbeadle2228
      @cmbeadle2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      why would jefferson be surprised by freedom for African Americans? His personal hypocricy aside, he clearly saw slavery as an evil thing (see: his attempt to ban it in Virginia, his succesful bans on the institution in the NW territories); his error was believing it would die a slow death from incrementalism rather than its entrenchment through the explosion of the cotton plantation industry.

  • @stevenguyen5965
    @stevenguyen5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Shoguns and Samurais visit Modern Japan? Conquistadors visit Modern Mexico? Caliphs visit Modern Day Middle East? Persian Shahs visit Modern Day Iran? The possibilities are endless!

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jesus visits the vatican.

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Malcolm Hoth palestine

    • @meh3083
      @meh3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude, you're right. These videos sound amazing!

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of these and more sound delicious.

    • @Bearcat-MMA
      @Bearcat-MMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How the Aztec Emperors would view Modern day Mexico City
      How Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs would view Modern Egypt
      How Ancient Greeks would view modern Greece
      How Ancient Chinese Emperors would view modern day China
      How the Ancient Babylonians and Assyrians would view modern Syria and Iraq

  • @Fabboi_unl
    @Fabboi_unl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    30:55
    The thought of one of the presidents opening reddit, seeing exactly this page and reacting with: "Well this is awesome!", is something I find irrationally funny

  • @sadturtle540
    @sadturtle540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    yea our military would surprise them, they actually have uniforms and proper supplies and all our troops have shoes and aren't starving

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Imagine showing them the military channel, for the technology alone let alone the commentary. And on so many levels.
      The A-10 Warthog and F22 Raptor must seem like metal dragons to them. Giant, fast, metallic vehicles armed with cannons that can fire, reload, and swivel within seconds. A technological marvel even for many countries today, let alone them.
      And the commentary. Learning that the US is widely regarded as the premier power in the world today, and that the stakes for all out war between major powers means almost all wars today aren't even fought between them, but against rebels not even in our own country.
      Then there is the whole gung-ho delivery that I think would frighten Washington as much as it excited him.

    • @condotiero860
      @condotiero860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Washington: and its called a drone?
      FoL: yes general, we used them to successfully game the Irani radar network, during the US Iraq war.
      Washington: was that the war in the desert?
      FoL: which one?

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@condotiero860 Yes! I can totally see that

    • @kerri-lynndunne9942
      @kerri-lynndunne9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably be even more shocked we have a fully volunteer military to boot

    • @101jir
      @101jir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert Ortiz-Wilson Thank you.

  • @aurorawolfe6060
    @aurorawolfe6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    did y'all notice in that "every state's least favorite state" map, even Florida hates Florida lmao

    • @xxxx3343
      @xxxx3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'd say Cali or New York but either of those places have already reached a point they aren't even states anymore just foreign nations that get access to federal tax dollars.

    • @officersoulknight6321
      @officersoulknight6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As a Floridian, can confirm we hate existence
      Edit; joke

    • @nicktimestwo
      @nicktimestwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@officersoulknight6321 what city tho

    • @brandenmarcum430
      @brandenmarcum430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@officersoulknight6321 because of the heat and the weather? Not to mention the gators there lol.

    • @blueotter5954
      @blueotter5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @Ali107
    @Ali107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1657

    Terrible Idea: How the Ancient Egyptian leaders see current day Eygpt.

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      They'd rather kill themselves.

    • @patricianoftheplebs6015
      @patricianoftheplebs6015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      They would bring back the wrath of the ancient gods upon all Egypt and all its defendants

    • @abdelrahmanwael2551
      @abdelrahmanwael2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Egyptian here. Yeah no

    • @misterdumpass
      @misterdumpass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      How about Sumerians visit Iraq

    • @dragoonTT
      @dragoonTT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They have better looking pyramids in Las Vegas now. Don’t waste your time with these sand lumps.