[797] Hydraulic Cutter EXPLODES vs. Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Lock

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  • @beeble2003
    @beeble2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6995

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and, today, I'm going to be showing you what I think is a major security flaw in fluorescent lighting systems."

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      You can apparently break into the glass without picking the electrodes.

    • @alholguin2265
      @alholguin2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmfaoooo

    • @gotskill741
      @gotskill741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice one

    • @LukasJosai
      @LukasJosai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @You've Just Been Triggered RIP ears

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      said no one

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    The cutter blade didnt explode, the hitman sent by Masterlock just missed his shot.

    • @Ghost_Os
      @Ghost_Os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      They really can't seem to get anything right.
      Also, underrated comment 👍🏻

    • @robertfrank16
      @robertfrank16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What else do you expect from Master lock?
      I second the previous comment, highly underrated and very funny.

    • @daimonmau5097
      @daimonmau5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      outside the window, hiding in the bushes, the sniper says: "dammit"

    • @seanskates
      @seanskates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Comment of the year

    • @michaelandersson6088
      @michaelandersson6088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gerarddicairano4974
    @gerarddicairano4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5105

    "As you can see, the fluorescent light was defeated quickly by this low-skill attack."

    • @chasewhatmatters8730
      @chasewhatmatters8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Freaking hilarious

    • @ritchielol
      @ritchielol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      underrated

    • @GaetanoCrisci
      @GaetanoCrisci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      some hard sharpened blades should have done the work? or for sure a hi hi rev rotating blade covered of diamonds powder?

    • @802Garage
      @802Garage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am DYING. 😂

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GaetanoCrisci could also probably use dynamite or perhaps put the key in the lock and rotate it clockwise

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “ One is binding, a pump out of two, Explosion out of three, and we’ve got this fluorescent lightbulb open.”

    • @loki3loki969
      @loki3loki969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you.... I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    • @kurtisstutzman7056
      @kurtisstutzman7056 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hilarious...!

    • @kdflf
      @kdflf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣

    • @johnmurphy9688
      @johnmurphy9688 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @QuadraticNightmare
    @QuadraticNightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11688

    *shards or metal fly into his flesh, making him bleed out profusely*
    LPL, calm as ever: As you can see, the lock held up nicely in this scenario.

    • @Wacksmacked8898
      @Wacksmacked8898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      Yea. What the fuck? All hell just broke loose in your office and not even a gasp or a jump? Is this man a human?

    • @randomisoty422
      @randomisoty422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

      However, my arm did not hold up so nicely. I will be back after a quick trip to the hospital.

    • @caster269
      @caster269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      jack rihley To be fair he did say he expected this to happen eventually and it’s pretty common for something like this to explode under the conditions he put it in.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Conspiracy theory: He did the voice over later, after he had a few hours to calm down.

    • @shadesilverwing0
      @shadesilverwing0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      In my next video, we'll see how the gates of heaven hold up against todays technology.

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5475

    I love how LPL’s calm voice STILL doesn’t falter after a sharp piece of metal *rockets* into a glass light and shatters bits of it everywhere.

    • @noname-qn4mc
      @noname-qn4mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      We never see him talk...is it just dubbed over? Expertly editing out the girly screams? 😅

    • @jonathan1613
      @jonathan1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I'm sure if we got a shot of his pants they'll be brown and dirty from all the shit that piece of metal scared out of him.

    • @Raymuk
      @Raymuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I did hear some sort of adrenalin from his voice

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@Raymuk Yeah his voice had a bit of a nervous giggle at the end of that sentence.

    • @Raymuk
      @Raymuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@stillwater62 Nah, i agree he was surprised by the force but thats about it, its normal for your body to react that way besides he said he expected it.

  • @HighTechSon
    @HighTechSon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    1:31 "got a click out of 1"

    • @rustynuts4426
      @rustynuts4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      🤣👏 That's the best comment on here!!!!!!! Cheers 🍺

    • @jimrustle643
      @jimrustle643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fuckin kek'd m8

    • @Grizzs
      @Grizzs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actual good one

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha nice.

    • @parkerfreeman715
      @parkerfreeman715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I died laughing to this.

  • @joynthis
    @joynthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    I'm not sure "hooded sweatshirt" is the OSHA specification for protection against high-velocity metal shards, but I failed the bar exam.

    • @tcpratt1660
      @tcpratt1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I do know he didn't get a "slash resistant" hooded sweatshirt!

    • @robertfrank16
      @robertfrank16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or kevlar for that matter.

    • @siccoblue2112
      @siccoblue2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      we wear kevlar aprons for high velocity WOOD

    • @iceowl
      @iceowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he didn't say what the "hooded sweatshirt" is made of. plate armor and chainmail? :3

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So did the hydraulic cutter.

  • @pimpMyPogo
    @pimpMyPogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6022

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we'll be finding out if this Philips 8' florescent light bulb can withstand an impact from a high velocity hunk of hardened steel."

    • @TinchoX
      @TinchoX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lol, made my day, good one

    • @stewartmatthews8
      @stewartmatthews8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dead 😂

    • @therealzilch
      @therealzilch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You get an internet for that one. Classic.

    • @qthevideos1806
      @qthevideos1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      "As you probably expected, the florescent light bulb was no match for the hunk of steel flying at a high velocity. In any case, that's all I have for you today. If you do have any questions or comments about this, please put them below. If you like this video and would like to see more like it, please subscribe. And as always, have a nice day. Thank you."

    • @michelinman8592
      @michelinman8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed WAY too hard when that happened! X-D

  • @westernclimber
    @westernclimber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2429

    Today on lock picking lawyer, I'm going to pick this hydraulic cutter with a Kryptonite bike lock, FAST.

    • @JIsaacMardis
      @JIsaacMardis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Funniest thing I’ve read all day

    • @texarcana2002
      @texarcana2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      #BWAHAHAHAHAHA! You win the Internet!

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @cdiking7026
      @cdiking7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to look at this twice

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Soviet Russia lock lock picks lock picking

  • @jimmyredd
    @jimmyredd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4453

    Forget about the cutters, Rex's lock looks like it's already survived some kind of nuclear holocaust.

    • @mmoser9483
      @mmoser9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The guy must have lost the keys, or his bike fell into disrepair.

    • @Happy_Shopper
      @Happy_Shopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha

    • @MrAdannor
      @MrAdannor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Eh, it's just the rubber coating. It doesn't take much to affect that.

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or he left it in a sewer

    • @AleXxTM123
      @AleXxTM123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Well considering the amount of wildfire in CA this year, it isn't that far fetched :D

  • @Rangeldangeldodo
    @Rangeldangeldodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I really like how calm he remains. A "standard" youtuber would have had a dumb scarface as thumbnail with a red arrow and the title "I nearly blew my hand off!!! *dumbemoji*"

    • @48956l
      @48956l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Agreed. Love that this guy doesn't even show his face. Pure knowledge and straight to the point.

    • @downey2294
      @downey2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      on top of that his videos are 5 minutes max.
      just nice concise and straight to the point.
      no 20minutes of talking or ads or irrelevant information

    • @trashes_to_treasures
      @trashes_to_treasures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true 😅

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Professionals have standards.

    • @HotelPapa100
      @HotelPapa100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And would be rewarded by the algorithm for it.

  • @Metroidam11
    @Metroidam11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    This is Kryptonite's best ad for this lock!

    • @IAmNextUp
      @IAmNextUp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes!

    • @myredute
      @myredute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Shame you didn't show the Makita lock destroying angle grinder at work..............gone in 10 seconds.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@myredute I think the point is that thieves prefer subtler, more quiet things, than an angle grinder, screaming at 18mm of hardened steel, twice (if I understand correctly, you have to cut both sides of the lock in order to get it to open, they won't turn around). If the thieve has an access to the lock, and time and possibility to use an angle grinder - there's literally no way anything can withstand that kind of assault. It's not really the sword-armor situation anymore))

    • @myredute
      @myredute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheWinjin Makes no difference. If a thieving arsehole wants to steal your property, it's gone, no matter what you use. The whole idea is quickness of the action & if it can be done quickly although with a bit of noise, the cops will take their sweet-arse time no matter what happens!

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheWinjin The lock tested is apparently the old version, distinguished by the oval piece of black plastic at the bottom, instead of the more squareish one on the newer version.
      The newer lock has a construction that prevents turning the shackle pieces, but I _think_ they could be turned in this older lock.

  • @chrisgalore745
    @chrisgalore745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Wow it's refreshing to see a lock finally win

    • @kyeraff
      @kyeraff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Chris Galore check out his last one, also a win.

    • @makomk
      @makomk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, these were also beaten by a much cheaper (and slightly thinner) OnGuard luck last week, though the blades only turned to chowder rather than exploding.

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just wait till he get his plastic explosives license lol. It will happen one day

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thermite also works

  • @MrFastFox666
    @MrFastFox666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    Bolt cutter: * literally explodes *
    LPL: * takes a sip of coffee * "hmm... I guess it was too much pressure"

    • @jamesorsby7553
      @jamesorsby7553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂🤣😅 Yeah, I guess it didn't have anything to do with the lock at all... just how much pressure he put on it.

    • @Floordford
      @Floordford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Write that down...
      for science.

    • @Drako96
      @Drako96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's virtually impossible

    • @mikesquid3170
      @mikesquid3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lpl is chill

    • @strong8705
      @strong8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But there is some adrenaline in his voice.

  • @drphiI
    @drphiI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That "Okay!" followed by a chuckle is the most emotion I've ever heard LPL.

    • @JustCalMeBozeman
      @JustCalMeBozeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm amazed more people haven't commented on the fact he showed some emotion.

  • @Kevin-pv3kg
    @Kevin-pv3kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    LPL: Honey I am going to the basement for a few min.
    WIFE: ok.
    2 min later a shard of steel rockets through the floor of the kitchen.
    WIFE: *sighs*

    • @PaulMansfield
      @PaulMansfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      She answers to "Mrs LPL"

    • @michaelcoll433
      @michaelcoll433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PaulMansfield LMAO

    • @olibob203
      @olibob203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i did think its probably punched a hole in the roof
      the part we didnt see *bang happens and loud farting noise*
      *checks underpanta*
      lpl: "yes, it would appear with the shock of the explosion i have soiled myself"

    • @PaulMansfield
      @PaulMansfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@olibob203 "we have a small stain on one, a wet patch on two"

    • @olibob203
      @olibob203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PaulMansfield love it😂😂

  • @m8sonmiller
    @m8sonmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    LPL: Now let's head down to the garage, where locks go to die-
    Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit: Hey I'm locking here!

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2020's top underrated comment.

    • @dylanwebber763
      @dylanwebber763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nice one

    • @KirkHermary
      @KirkHermary 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RIP Ratso Rizzo.

    • @PaulMansfield
      @PaulMansfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yous call that a cutta? Yous not from here.

  • @Silent002
    @Silent002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    If Kryptonite PR have any sense they should be lining up to get this video in their advertising. That was seriously impressive.

    • @Mike-oz4cv
      @Mike-oz4cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, the lock weighs more than 2kg, no wonder it’s strong.

    • @MSecYT
      @MSecYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Mike-oz4cv weighs more than my bike haha be quicker to cut through the frame

    • @mrchok127
      @mrchok127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MSecYT Your bike weighs 2kg? what bike do you have lmao, the lightest good bike I can think of weighs around 5/7kg

    • @danpowell806
      @danpowell806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      5/7 kg? That’s both really light and a really odd fraction.

    • @ElJohnerino
      @ElJohnerino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mrchok127 Could be a unicycle. Or one of those tiny little bikes clowns ride. :p

  • @lastbat
    @lastbat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a professional safety guy I always appreciate the steps you take to ensure your safety. Thank you for pointing out your PPE so others will know to copy that aspect of the experiment as well.

  • @Riotlight
    @Riotlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    A hoodie, face mask and gloves is exactly what I wear too when I am out and about “testing” locks 🤫😇

    • @ganjamonn4988
      @ganjamonn4988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Riotlight your a gangster

    • @voxexsulis9022
      @voxexsulis9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wow so cool. I bet you smoke cigarettes too

    • @thatdeathstepguy8719
      @thatdeathstepguy8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ganjamonn4988 please FFS USE GRAMMAR
      Y O U A R E ***
      NOT
      YOUR

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@thatdeathstepguy8719 If you want to see correct grammar and spelling, read books not internet comments.

    • @vasiovasio
      @vasiovasio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gold!!! 😀

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today, I'm going to be showing you my hospital bed and eye patch."

    • @beepfd
      @beepfd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      but more importantly, the handcuffs they have currently on me. i will be showing you how disastrously terrible these handcuffs are by picking them with my food tray

    • @peterroberts5788
      @peterroberts5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "But I was still able to pick the lock on the medicine cabinet where they keep all of the good shit. So I gave myself a shot or two of Demerol and sutured my wounds and slipped out the back door".

    • @PaulMansfield
      @PaulMansfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peterroberts5788 I think he did a video on a "secure" cabinet for school or hospital storage

    • @danielgoodman3578
      @danielgoodman3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beepfd LOL @ food tray

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    He reminds me so much of my husband. 15 years together and never even heard him raise his voice. Actually when hes upset, his voice gets lower and he almost mumbles. He always remains calm even in the most dire situations. He taught me that when you panic, you lack the ability to think clear and fast. So after 15 years, I have trained myself to remain calm in most situations. People think we are such cruel parents because when our daughter falls, we dont run to pick her up like everyone else. We stay calm and ask her if shes ok. We learned that if we start panicking, she will cry. But as long as we dont react, she will get back up and keep going. As a result, our daughter is the toughest kid out on the soccer field with the strongest kick in the league.

    • @-zeno
      @-zeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Gun Slinger why should they? they seem perfectly fine to me

    • @parzingtheasian
      @parzingtheasian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Just make sure to differentiate when they want help and when they need help

    • @33salemhockey
      @33salemhockey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dammit as i read this post LPL voice was in head and read it as he would narrate hes videos lmao

    • @33salemhockey
      @33salemhockey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol his

    • @GoldenGuy2003
      @GoldenGuy2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Definitely a sign of a serial killer. Sorry, but your husband is living a double life.

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    that was a heck of a lot more eventful than your typical lockpicking lawyer video. that shatter was incredibly satisfying I dunno why.

  • @guzman9011
    @guzman9011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    That lock company’s stock has just gained 30% due to this video

    • @GummyBearRacing
      @GummyBearRacing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really?

    • @paucolome4298
      @paucolome4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This couldn't be a better ad lol, once I saw LPL struggling to break it, I went to amazon and bought it right away

    • @jeremydewayneellis
      @jeremydewayneellis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah they are big already they don’t need this video to help.

    • @dougherbert7899
      @dougherbert7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anonymous Kryptonite is owned by Allegion, same parent company that owns Schlage, Von Duprin, Cisa, Dexter, Falcon, and a bunch of other lock, door, and access control component brands. Allegion trades on the NYSE as ALLE

    • @MrKruger88
      @MrKruger88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean the lock stock?
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      And two smoking barrels.

  • @bnctaj
    @bnctaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Citadel armor: hoody, gloves, and face mask.

    • @bnctaj
      @bnctaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@000YellowFang000 That's how the Old Corps did it.

    • @jacquesconnard
      @jacquesconnard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@000YellowFang000 Funny... I can't find anything under OSHA about "safety squints".

    • @emailausdrucker
      @emailausdrucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must be Zorro.

    • @funkmaster801
      @funkmaster801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      safety hoodie

    • @awjustus22
      @awjustus22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But was it a hi-vis hoodie with reflective stripes?

  • @jc-zh9kl
    @jc-zh9kl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    lmao holy shit that was awesome, i can see the kryptonite CEO's CFO's and all the O's grinning from ear to ear right now

    • @dahveed284
      @dahveed284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      More likely linking the video from their web site and raising the price just a little...

    • @CostcoDunkin
      @CostcoDunkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This was likely the hardest way to break this lock. There are going to be much easier ways. Assuming picking would be a lot easier. Also, in the same way you open this lock, lifting up the u-shaped metal; keep it locked, but get something to apply pressure to try to pop it out of place while still being locked.

    • @lycossurfer8851
      @lycossurfer8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      .......and calling up the guys at Master with an endless loop laugh track

    • @yesnone8813
      @yesnone8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@CostcoDunkin zip disc on an angle grinder will always be much more effective on steel this thick, and the lock body itself is just as hard as the shackle. Picking this lock is also pretty hard

    • @franciscodieguez5187
      @franciscodieguez5187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They must be like "YES, WE FINALLY WON THIS MF LAWYER"

  • @David-gh1hj
    @David-gh1hj ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In the face a catastrophic failure, his calm narration never skips a beat. I want him as my lawyer (and locksmith)!

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    “i’m getting a lot of resistance here...”
    *silence*
    **B A N G**
    **GLASS COMES RAINING DOWN AS A BLADE GOES FLYING**
    “...okay.”

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That's incredible! Its like we watched the SAME video! How'd you do that?

    • @COBBL
      @COBBL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Michael Persico wow you really are that kind of person...

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💥, 🤯*
      *That Was Awesome

    • @dabiggs9519
      @dabiggs9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Michael Persico Stop trying to act if you are some kind of pillar of society. Comedy is subjective, leave them be.

    • @Pitik3
      @Pitik3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D

  • @nodak81
    @nodak81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    Alternate video title: "Jaws dislocated by a girthy shaft"

    • @lewkforce
      @lewkforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Hugely underrated comment.

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "Jaws dislocated by thick, hard shaft..."

    • @whatyousaidbud
      @whatyousaidbud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Tiny jaw struggles with thick, black shaft.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s why I love the internet

    • @MoarteaLunii
      @MoarteaLunii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jaw*

  • @CamTarn
    @CamTarn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    BANG.
    "Okay."
    Calmest man in the world.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like to imagine that off-camera he had a silent freakout of epic proportions to balance his amazing houston calm.

    • @rublylol7893
      @rublylol7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This man is chill

  • @deaconmiranda-gale1829
    @deaconmiranda-gale1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    LPL when a bullet whizzes by his face: “hm, interesting.”

  • @ZippoX05
    @ZippoX05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    Engage safety squints

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Keep your clam in a clamp.

    • @peterwelsh6975
      @peterwelsh6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Damned AvE fans.... Keep your stick on the ice.

    • @alastairm8047
      @alastairm8047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hey uncle bumblefuck 😂😂

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Keep your lock in a vice.

    • @TheRaveBarn
      @TheRaveBarn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Keep your tick in a spice

  • @Davis38
    @Davis38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    Hydaulic Cutter: *Explodes*
    Me: *OH MY WTF HAPPENED I HOPE HE IS FINE*
    LockPickingLawyer: _Oookayyy_

    • @vaughnkhouri1364
      @vaughnkhouri1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Davis Schina that’s what I was gonna say

    • @vaughnkhouri1364
      @vaughnkhouri1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lawyers

    • @Teledabby
      @Teledabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah. cool that he stay so calm.. no wtf no oh my god.. just oookay.

    • @Elite7555
      @Elite7555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like he said: He expected to see something like that at some point. And unlike a moron, he was prepared.

    • @Davis38
      @Davis38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soulzzplaysgames Hey you can now lol

  • @JC839
    @JC839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Kryptonite lock: shatters hydraulic bolt cutter blades capable of generating multiple tons of force
    Ottolock: $75 lock that is cut in 2 seconds by a cheap pair of tin snips

    • @Seveah
      @Seveah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But remember, these videos are clearly edited! /s

    • @TheActionBastard
      @TheActionBastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Crockett Does it? I found this lock for LESS than the ottolock on Amazon. Listed right now for $71. Save $4 and be immune to tin snips... seems all around Ottolock got shamed HARD.

    • @chickenpoodle
      @chickenpoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the ottolock and the NY krypto lock are meant for two totally different purposes though. if i'm commuting, running errands, or having longer durations of non supervised lock-ups, i use my kryptonite u-lock. i have the ottolock too now which i've used for a couple years and i bring it around when i'm on a training ride and its really just used on short stops that last a few minutes.

    • @scrwd4568
      @scrwd4568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@chickenpoodle i wish you luck with those short stops, mate

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Javier Charlier
      "shatters hydrologic bolt cutter"
      It's spelled "hydraulic", not "hydrologic".

  • @lfuentes627
    @lfuentes627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this was my first LPL video before many many others, in my quest to decide on what bike locks would be best, and it's just nice to come back to, full of gratitude for all i've learned since from LPL. also, if you have a bike you love, go with kryptonite, you will sleep better.

  • @zem6300
    @zem6300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    “And it is for this reason I wear a hooded sweatshirt, gloves, and a face mask”
    Wait, LPL has a face?

    • @Daniel-yy3ty
      @Daniel-yy3ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      nah, he put a face mask over the gloves for added protection

    • @hellfooliver1497
      @hellfooliver1497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nope, he uses a face mask to hide the fact that he has no face.

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And here I was, thinking that he was just a sentient lock picking kit. :(

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, the 'face' mask is to protect his head and neck, faces aren't real, they are lies told to us by the government, just like the moon landing and that the earth is round

    • @tristanzanker7133
      @tristanzanker7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he does he doesnt show it. He didnt even show his face in the video he was in with braille skateboarding

  • @jdog_unchained8098
    @jdog_unchained8098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Doesnt want to break new bike lock, breaks hydraulic cutter instead 🤣

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Only the blades, which are able to be changed out

    • @gabeh1839
      @gabeh1839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And light bulb

    • @EdgarFroes
      @EdgarFroes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jdog _ Unchained hopefully cutting a robber's artery in the process

    • @phuturephunk
      @phuturephunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, you can get those for 5 bucks off of wish.com

    • @light-master
      @light-master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phuturephunk The arteries or the blades? 🤣

  • @Sylocat
    @Sylocat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    1:31
    When 1 gets a click out of you instead...

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      In Soviet Russia...

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ussessexcv-9189 Lock picks you...

    • @randombiker4610
      @randombiker4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything does you.

    • @BruhMoment93_
      @BruhMoment93_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ussessexcv-9189 in Soviet Russia lock gets a click out of you

    • @wesleyfournier6278
      @wesleyfournier6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg i just died reading this xD thank you good sir take your like

  • @johnmcclain3887
    @johnmcclain3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when those locks came out, never had one, but considered, didn't live where I needed it. I expected this, but not near so shatteringly, and definitive. I work in metal as a machinist, all the time, fifty years, never seen a lock like this before. Thanks for showing it. I know what I need now.

  • @ragingmex5442
    @ragingmex5442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    [797] light bulb DEFEATED by hydraulic cutter is what the name should have been

    • @Quickened1
      @Quickened1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a true testimony of the durability of the hydraulic mechanism of the cutter! Epic!

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Light bulb _opened_ by hydraulic cutter? 'Defeated' is too emotional for LPL.

    • @ragingmex5442
      @ragingmex5442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Abysmal Horrors oh shit i messed up

    • @misterhat5823
      @misterhat5823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luckily LPL doesn't do clickbait titles.

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you a easy trick on how to remove fluorescent lightbulbs without even touching them.

  • @TheJttv
    @TheJttv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Hey LPL not all face masks are actually impact rated and meant to be worn with saftey glasses. Make sure you read the label. It has cost more than one person their eye.

    • @whatsup7202
      @whatsup7202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Good point.
      The high-velocity impact of the fragmented, sharp, hardened alloy blade can penetrate non-ballistic face shields.
      These tests are useful, don't get me wrong, but one may consider doing these tests within a see-through "ballistic box" for safety.

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it was to protect against the glass that would inevitably fall when a fluorescent light tube gets shattered. cuz I don't think many things could withstand an impact of that amount of force. also if he was standing right I think he would have been standing there is no physical way that blade could have hit him.

    • @gwenc1371
      @gwenc1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to mention even if it protected his face and eyes, that shattered blade came out with such force that you'd probably still be heading to the hospital due to the blunt-force trauma.

    • @pietrotettamanti7239
      @pietrotettamanti7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gwenc1371
      Not true, the piece was light, it was not even remotely heavy enough to cause a trauma.

    • @deimiss
      @deimiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pietrotettamanti7239 a bullet is light too. Just saying

  • @hgffrank
    @hgffrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That was freaking awesome, though I must say that I believe the side forces exerted by the twisting of the shackle are actually what caused the cutter to fracture. Had the shackle been mounted so the cutter was held straight, I think it would have faired better.

    • @Sparkeycarp
      @Sparkeycarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I doubt it. It did not hardly nick the shackle as he showed you when he stripped away the coating.

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sparkeycarp That's really not related to the shackle twisting between the blades. Try watching again - it definitely was not staying straight, which put sideways pressure on the blades.

    • @perwestermark8920
      @perwestermark8920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, it added bending forces on top of the normally expected force. But I think the outcome would have been quite similar even if there hadn't been any twist.

    • @bobmurray3229
      @bobmurray3229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the same thought

    • @snipa298
      @snipa298 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@perwestermark8920 Not to mention, if someone brought a pair of jaws to cut a lock off of a bike, I doubt they'd bother to clamp everything down to ensure that it was square.

  • @cooperpilot8094
    @cooperpilot8094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    thank you for almost dying in the name of science

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Remember, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down!

    • @alphaforce6998
      @alphaforce6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Science is not a name and it's not a flag or banner to rally under.

    • @AvatarOfBhaal
      @AvatarOfBhaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphaforce6998 Science is the name of a subject?
      Name: "a word or set of words by which a person or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.
      "
      In any case, I think you took what the OP was stating in humour a little too literally.

    • @alphaforce6998
      @alphaforce6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AvatarOfBhaal Science is a term that describes a methodical process of evaluating phenomena in our natural world. That is not a name. Stupidity masked as a joke, used to convey toxic ideas "subliminally" is neither funny nor humorous.

    • @warslach
      @warslach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alphaforce6998 I bet you're fun at parties.

  • @AndersHanche
    @AndersHanche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Your reaction, or lack of, to this, is ABSOLUTE GOLD!

  • @fatalpotatoe4741
    @fatalpotatoe4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    *LPL's home gets nuked, causing a massive fallout with lots of dangerous radiation*
    LPL: *okay*

    • @MegaDario35
      @MegaDario35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "As you can see, my front door's lock held up nicely."

    • @czyznaszmnie
      @czyznaszmnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...one is binding...

    • @Adderall44
      @Adderall44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yiff in hell

    • @Daniel_Schmaniel
      @Daniel_Schmaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LPL: (calmly) I've been expecting this for a while, which is why I outfitted my home with the best fallout shelter on the market. Let me show you a few security concerns I have about it though.

    • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
      @GlobalWarmingSkeptic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well it seems like this home cannot survive a simple nuclear attack, and that's why this is a home to avoid. In this case, that's all I have for you today...

  • @yvc9
    @yvc9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how hardened steel shatters like glass, showcasing its crystalline nature.

    • @questgivercyradis8462
      @questgivercyradis8462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glass isn't crystalline though >.>

    • @yvc9
      @yvc9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@questgivercyradis8462 I never said it was. That is why I differentiated glass from crystalline.

  • @Mountaindewdewable
    @Mountaindewdewable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    0:40 on the left a band new lock, and on the right is a lock after 6 weeks of doing meth and living on the streets

    • @ShinobiDiabolik
      @ShinobiDiabolik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to lock like this, it does not matter at all. when it is tough it is tough. yet attacking old beaten lock, and the old beaten lock takes the victory, it is only points of honor for Kryptonite.

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Кристиян Александров - I had to read your comment with a Russian accent in my head.

    • @420lito
      @420lito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mountaindew
      Yep! Most homeless meth junkies buy the best bike locks for their stolen Huffy’s!!! 😂🤪

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [shows clean lock]
      this is you brain
      [shows dirty lock]
      this is your brain on drugs
      [applies hydraulic cutter and a piece flies up]
      this is what heppens when you OD on drugs, any questions

    • @justinz9225
      @justinz9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea but his bike didn't get stolen, that's the important part.

  • @alex_thecarguy
    @alex_thecarguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    *tool literally explodes and shatters a light above his head*...
    And as calm as ever: "Ok, well it looks like this blade shattered"

    • @linuszarrouk2004
      @linuszarrouk2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you think about the room filling with poisonous gas in that moment it's less funny

    • @rh5563
      @rh5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@linuszarrouk2004, there is not enough gas in one light bulb to do that. Why even make such an absurd comment?

    • @linuszarrouk2004
      @linuszarrouk2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rh5563 how do you know how many bulbs broke? How do you know the mercury content in this model? The risk may be small but I would rather be safe than sorry

    • @rh5563
      @rh5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linuszarrouk2004, listen Bill Nye, that’s like saying we are all doomed because of the tens of active volcanoes that are erupting at this very second. Take the loss buddy. Carry on.

    • @rh5563
      @rh5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@linuszarrouk2004, your original comment said that the “room was filling with gas.” The amount of mercury vapor in negligible at best.
      Like I said, take the loss and carry on.

  • @kanegreen7731
    @kanegreen7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Today on lock picking lawyer, I'm going to be cutting this hydraulic cutter with a bike lock.

    • @william21186
      @william21186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ropersonline
      @ropersonline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone's been playing lock-paper-cutters.

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mrs. LPL : “What was that?!”
    LPL: “ Nothing dear, everything‘s fine, just… Just stay over there…”

  • @crazyafrican9955
    @crazyafrican9955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    LPL: honey I'm heading to the garage
    (Couple of minutes later she hears a explosion)

    • @l33pul
      @l33pul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honey - LPL what the F have you done now!

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@l33pul
      "I was getting a click outta 1."

    • @sipherys1961
      @sipherys1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DinnerForkTongue nothing on two

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sipherys1961 binding on three

    • @legend1140
      @legend1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that zombies player click out of 3

  • @RellyOhBoy
    @RellyOhBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "I'd like to report that my lower jaw has just disintegrated and I am now missing a few teeth due to the amount of force applied to the cutting blades. However, I am pleased to report the shackle of the lock seems to have held up. I would rate this as a successful test."

    • @RellyOhBoy
      @RellyOhBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pkdude5334 🤣🤣

    • @AlexKidd4Fun
      @AlexKidd4Fun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 This comment wins.

    • @ThatGuy9049.
      @ThatGuy9049. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gold

  • @FortyTwoAnswerToEverything
    @FortyTwoAnswerToEverything 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Send to Hydraulic Press channel and let's see what happens.

    • @REXFORGT
      @REXFORGT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would create a rift in the space time continuum

    • @aaronbrandenburg2441
      @aaronbrandenburg2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A few words here do it do it do it do it

    • @scootergeorge9576
      @scootergeorge9576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be interesting but not very relevant. The point here is to use a tool that a would be thief would employ to destroy the lock and steal a bike.

    • @aaronbrandenburg2441
      @aaronbrandenburg2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scootergeorge9576 I knew that but it would still be rather fun to see something happen like this. That's what I was saying when I agreed to the above statement and the other comment.

    • @scootergeorge9576
      @scootergeorge9576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaronbrandenburg2441 - Cool!

  • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
    @MAGGOT_VOMIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LPL, you can prevent alot of the blade damage by having a precision Gib set made for the slide to minimize the deflection. As it is now the slide has too much clearance that allows the blades to deflect, bind up and chip.

  • @albertoanayav
    @albertoanayav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'm impressed he didn't react or even screamed when the blade exploded

    • @mindbreak666
      @mindbreak666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      After a couple of years of tooling around in the shop you just crap your pants quietly when something goes bang...

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s no reason to scream. What good will screaming do for you when there’s a hunk of steel in your forehead?

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @jonny j I was going to say something likewise. It's why I like this channel: next to zero hype or hysteria. A true rarity these days online.

    • @MrShadowmaster00
      @MrShadowmaster00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxXthekevXxx there's scientific research showing that screaming does actually help to blow off stress and reduce perception of physical pain (which is why we moan/scream when we get hurt).
      The fact that he didn't (audibly) flinch when the piece of steel flew off is kind of impressive, though he did say that he was kind of expecting it already

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrShadowmaster00 You must have had a pretty soy father.
      Men don't react that way.

  • @The_Dude_420
    @The_Dude_420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *EXPLOSION WITH THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS*
    LPL: Okay.

  • @samh7982
    @samh7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    hydraulic cutter: i will make it work
    lock: hey buddy, fuhgeddaboutit

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EY IM LOCKIN HERE!

    • @cafeine
      @cafeine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now say it in Michael Scott voice 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MajorBologna1
      @MajorBologna1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nox_luna I'm cackling right now

  • @stoneforest2639
    @stoneforest2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God that was the jumpscare of a life time considering how calm your vids are

  • @R1NR4N
    @R1NR4N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Holy smokes! I’m glad you’re okay. RIP your lights

    • @TheHej2
      @TheHej2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      F

    • @savage6394
      @savage6394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lights & UNDERWEAR!

    • @ShinobiDiabolik
      @ShinobiDiabolik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is time for LED lights now. they will do much better

    • @gtfkt
      @gtfkt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShinobiDiabolik LEd's don't play nice with cameras.

    • @danieltroger
      @danieltroger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      x Only shitty cheap ones without a rectifier

  • @HybridlifeOrg
    @HybridlifeOrg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    OMG ! Happy your wore your protection.

    • @markifi
      @markifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "weared" is incorrect, it's "wore". I think.

    • @kyeraff
      @kyeraff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, he's using an accent.

    • @whatisthis-uw9ok
      @whatisthis-uw9ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wish my mom did :(

    • @HybridlifeOrg
      @HybridlifeOrg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markifi OMG fixed ;)

    • @dahveed284
      @dahveed284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OSHA would be proud...

  • @JDeffenb
    @JDeffenb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Hydraulic Cutter: Shatters and breaks florescent lights, raining glass down everywhere
    LockPickingLawyer: okay

  • @patklemmensen1694
    @patklemmensen1694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    get your cutter frame aligned, the cutting edges don't line up with each other perfectly. (not sayin' improper cutter alignment caused the failure of the cutter, but it definitely contributed to it)

    • @stevek906
      @stevek906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point! Another test would be interesting, although costly on his end for new blades which might break again.

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "I wear a hooded sweatshirt, gloves, and a face mask, like any suspicious street urchin when making these videos"

    • @hadler999
      @hadler999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @wb5mgr
      @wb5mgr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Needs a flak jacket...

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wb5mgr No shit lol

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could like this more than once, it is really funny:)

  • @ascherlafayette8572
    @ascherlafayette8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Jaw: literally explodes
    Me: screams and maybe pees a little
    LPL: (relaxed voice) okay . . .

    • @william21186
      @william21186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😦😂😂

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AND WHAT? Lmfao

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I gotta admit I nearly jumped out of my chair.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Causes mentally handicapped kids to donkey-punch their screens and yell,
      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!............WHY U DO DAT FO-WUH?!!" {0.o}

    • @WELLINGTON20
      @WELLINGTON20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Those cutters put out 12 tons (24,000lbs) of force.
      I was apart of the marketing team that designed and first sold these cutters.
      They are actually hydraulic rebar cutters.
      We made these cutters, aswell as a smaller design the YQK-70 with its chassis used for wire crimping. The small version can put out 12,000lbs (6 tons) of force about half as much as the rebar cutter. You can get a mini one to put in your pocket, and change out the crimping end tool with the rebar cutter end and get a small concealable hydraulic mini bolt cutters.
      We eventually after several prototypes, sold the patents for the rebar cutter and wire crimps to the Chinese.

  • @DeltaEchoGolf
    @DeltaEchoGolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "As you can see, the lock...held up...nicely.........in.......this...........Then a pool of blood slowly flows across the screen.

  • @playerxmaya7937
    @playerxmaya7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (1:59) LPL: Let's take a look upstairs.
    me : (i'm more interested in take a look at the ceiling.. ) 🤣

  • @2ShotsDown
    @2ShotsDown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Careful using this lock if a thief uses that cutter and it explodes and injures him he'll probably sue you

    • @justuseodysee7348
      @justuseodysee7348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only in US

    • @ShinobiDiabolik
      @ShinobiDiabolik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justuseodysee7348 in bulgaria you will get sued, for obstruction of crime, by locking with anything stronger than ottolock

    • @martinheath5947
      @martinheath5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justuseodysee7348 In the UK too. A fleeing burglar who injured his leg in a ditch in the victim's garden successfully sued and won damages. Plenty of other cases as well

    • @olivertaylor4779
      @olivertaylor4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol, the thief can only sue the cutter maker not the lock maker, unless lock maker laughs at thief and gets sued for 'emotional damage'.

    • @filanfyretracker
      @filanfyretracker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well the main issue there is the thief would not know who to sue, Bicycles have no registration to track. And I cant see the police sitting around and waiting for the owner of the bike to arrive to take that info down purely for the sake of a crook.

  • @jameshowell3451
    @jameshowell3451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    " It's for this reason I may limit the amount of force I apply to the pump handle on the future" thought that was funny lol..

  • @craig4android
    @craig4android 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This was the Lock Picking Lawyer for today and tomorrow we are going to test if a coffin can be picked from the inside!

  • @DarkDragonPath
    @DarkDragonPath ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:20 - Me holding my phone away from my face with the OSHA approved safety squints while watching

  • @--_DJ_--
    @--_DJ_-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I hate to nit pick, but I have noticed the cutter jaws don't line up to create a shear point, they are offset to each other once force is applied. This monster shackle would have mashed those blades regardless but it would be interesting to see how it would work with a good adjustment on the blades to lower the side loading.

    • @HongNguyen-rz2uv
      @HongNguyen-rz2uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You are absolutely right. If The two cuter blazers straight in line would have different result

    • @REVOLUTIONS51
      @REVOLUTIONS51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@HongNguyen-rz2uv not so Shure, they are too small for this job, making them fragile as consequence. You would need more force and a less shallow blade profile, otherwise they will shutter/bend around the shackle anyway

    • @--_DJ_--
      @--_DJ_-- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Edinboron I agree they are not made to cut anything like that shackle, just wondering how they would react working in a direct push. After watching again you can see it looks like the threads give it the ability to shift to one side so it is just play built into the tool, not something that can be corrected as it is.

    • @RealUnimportant
      @RealUnimportant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm not sure the cutters have such fine tuning capabilities as you're describing. Yes the point of attack would be better if both blades remained in sync but to achieve that would require a significant amount of engineering effort, probably resulting in a much more expensive tool which would negate the purpose of the experiment.

    • @qwertykevin1
      @qwertykevin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They are susposed to be offset

  • @grahamprotzmann1786
    @grahamprotzmann1786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All I can imagine is the poor bike thief that actually dies trying to cut open your lock.

  • @ketogenetic6348
    @ketogenetic6348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I literly cried and lrolling on the floor, from laughing after i stepped into reading the comments and answers. OMG i still cant stop. Internet, please keep this for following generations.

    • @terranowe
      @terranowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sounds like you need some carbs mate. Wasnt that funny. good vid though.

    • @IanRamon
      @IanRamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too!! i was thiking of print screen comments so i laugh every week

    • @leecrotty658
      @leecrotty658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terranowe carb the f up mate! Hahaha

  • @nelsin1925
    @nelsin1925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This is the lock picking lawyer, and I'm now going to change my underwear."

  • @pinn2000
    @pinn2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Moon hits the Earth and all life comes to an end. LPL, slightly surprised: "Okay ..."

  • @SunnySidhu_TinyTauTsss
    @SunnySidhu_TinyTauTsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Meanwhile.... . Neighbours house explodes
    LPL "Okay"

  • @morbidbeauty_
    @morbidbeauty_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:34 the *most calm reaction ever* to a mini explosion. Well done, LPL-- didn't expect anything less. 🤣👍

  • @bricology
    @bricology 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ride really valuable vintage bikes in San Francisco, and for the past 10 years or so, this is the lock I've trusted to keep 'em where I left 'em. So far, so good.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Me: clickbait.
    Video: hold my beer...

  • @st_us
    @st_us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    that bang at 1:30. I laughed my ass off, don't know why. keep fighting those locks, really entertaining.

    • @AkkeK
      @AkkeK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Ok."

    • @WolfPawArmoury
      @WolfPawArmoury 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed too, don't worry

    • @jackarmstrong8790
      @jackarmstrong8790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      stilkus I think it was the glass ZD

    • @ShinobiDiabolik
      @ShinobiDiabolik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      to me is entertaining to abuse a fool, with fool's "lock" while he fights to open my lock without results i shim his lock open and i show him his lock, than i lock it in front of him, shim it in front of him as mockery to the lock and i leave him alone.

  • @derwood
    @derwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Alexa sent me an immediate glass break sound alert on my phone...thanks Alexa

  • @dominicaustin6016
    @dominicaustin6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your calm demeanour and objectivity matched with palpabol tension and minimal editing makes your videos bloody fantastic.

  • @trollbreeder2534
    @trollbreeder2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Hydraulic cutter explodes and breaks his lightbulb
    LPL: okay

  • @thatguy3903
    @thatguy3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was the single calmest reaction I've ever seen to a blade fuckin exploding and destroying his light

  • @ZER0-C00L
    @ZER0-C00L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Holy hell.
    I laughed so hard when your response to a gun shot going off practically and glass shattering everywhere. You could have gotten seriously injured and all you've gotta say is...
    Okay....
    lol

  • @TheOnlyNaderNate
    @TheOnlyNaderNate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im sorry but hands down the best comment section i have ever seen. Practically every comment makes me chuckle. Very positive community, love too see it.

  • @thingemiebobhollinsworth5095
    @thingemiebobhollinsworth5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today Bob realized he should turn his amp down as he nearly had a cardiac arrest"
    aaand needed to check his undies !

  • @ze_german2921
    @ze_german2921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nothing will withstands an Acetylene torch 😁, Impressive lock

    • @jbonegw
      @jbonegw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @ballisticbeecentral2880
      @ballisticbeecentral2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Painted metal

    • @bobt9640
      @bobt9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZGERMAN
      Like butter. I had one of these back when. My dad took the challenge. At the end it was a matter of how many pieces you want back lol

  • @capnthepeafarmer
    @capnthepeafarmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hardened steel on hardened steel is a recipe for losing an eye.

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      capnthepeafarmer - its all fun and games until someone loses an eye (in best New York Jewish granny voice)

    • @scootergeorge9576
      @scootergeorge9576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamwest8711 - Or, like they told "Ralphie" in "A Christmas Story," "You'll shoot your eye out!"

  • @mathewgerneth2387
    @mathewgerneth2387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my man please be as safe as possible. love the videos. take care.

  • @VideosfromNH
    @VideosfromNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You don't break Kryptonite locks, Kryptonite locks break you.

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have said "In Soviet Russia, You don't break Kryptonite lock, Kryptonite lock break you!"

    • @VideosfromNH
      @VideosfromNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Am_Cookie2436 Yes, I forgot to start with "In Soviet Russia..."

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VideosfromNH You can edit it. Although, only do it if you want to

    • @VideosfromNH
      @VideosfromNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Am_Cookie2436 If I do, then your first reply looks strange.

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VideosfromNH Well, *deleting exist*

  • @wheresmysupersuit3588
    @wheresmysupersuit3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He sounds so calm about what just happened seems like the type of person to say “oh I was just in a car accident my leg is broken”

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude should be commended for making such good content, and how calm he stays after literal explosions lol

  • @VicJang
    @VicJang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hadn’t seen this one before. That explosion was a shocker. I hope didn’t get hurt by the broken light. Great video! I should check out more of these older ones.

  • @BiddieTube
    @BiddieTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    You need a 1/2" thick polycarbonate sheet in front of your mask, and I know what I am talking about. I have a lot of experience assembling / disassembling press fit dies in a press. Those are hardened tool steel. Sometimes they do not wish to come apart, and the hardened pushers, or the die inserts will explode. Even small parts, smaller than 18 mm explode like in this video. They have a real lot of energy. I have seen them penetrate the steel guarding around the press. But not the polycarbonate front, which in this case is an inch or more thick, and only large enough so one can view what is happening in the press chamber.
    In other stuff, those jaws were moving out of alignment during this test. I wonder if your tool is worn out now. Off alignment will over stress the jaws causing them to fail. They can move out of alignment if you are overworking the cutter too. But, glad you tested this lock, good to see something that seems very reasonably resistant. You need to test it for pick resistance now too.

    • @qwertykevin1
      @qwertykevin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They have always been offset like that

    • @RPRosen-ki2fk
      @RPRosen-ki2fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's already been picked, vid #'s 546 &550.

    • @mustangguy6242
      @mustangguy6242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mask? That piece would have gone through his flesh like a bullet. I think he should be behind a shield. Think grenade...

    • @tequilacollins
      @tequilacollins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was doubtful a face mask would be enough protection. Glad to see someone with expertise chime in.

    • @BType13X2
      @BType13X2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tequilacollins I work with an ironworker, it has a press/ cutter/ notcher the whole thing is hydraulic powered and will do 3/4" steel like its nothing. If you have a die explode or a cutting-edge explodes, well if you're in the path of the material it will go right through you. it is exactly like a bullet, but you know soaked in hydraulic fluid and has not been cleaned in forever. Basically, his face shield would stop nothing.

  • @FUBBA
    @FUBBA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:28 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *mmmmh*

    • @imtheonlyalvaro
      @imtheonlyalvaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Highly underrated comment!

    • @UtzuGaming
      @UtzuGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MMMMMMH...
      3 seconds later *BOOM BAP POW*

    • @BruhMoment93_
      @BruhMoment93_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *okay*

  • @jlgullo63
    @jlgullo63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Let’s start pumping, I’m getting a lot of resistance, uggh”

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BANG! CRAAASH!
      "Okaaay!"

    • @vzgsxr
      @vzgsxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With that much resistance, he must be married. 😂

    • @Malfin_L
      @Malfin_L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Famous last words

    • @kroks06
      @kroks06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just spit on it 🤤

  • @deelanders6132
    @deelanders6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely want to say thanks for LPL. A coworker of mine has a firearm with one of the locks in a video that was easily taken apart with a Lego. Kudos for helping educate and keep everyone safe.