SUPERBURGER: the Show. Ch.12/15 "When Dutch Service Is the Better Option"
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- "When Dutch Service Is the Better Option" | SUPERBURGER: the Show. Ch.12/15. Some American waitresses are so over-the-top, you just want a Dutch server to ignore you.
Performed at MC Theater Amsterdam in June, 2014.
Taped by Nathan Tytor. Edited by Daniel Hillel-Tuch.
Music by New Cool Collective.
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Oh god that reminds me of the time when I went to a restaurant in the US and the waiter basically left us alone the whole time, and my girlfriend didn't want to tip him a lot because he gave 'bad service'.
He gave excellent service for a Dutch waiter...
"I was just dying for a Dutch waiter to say like: "Fuck you, I'm on break", and like ahhh, that would've been perfect"
I almost died when he said that :P
If a Dutch family was there she would have been told to ```Ga jij es effe erges anders over zeemeermninen wauwelen heej!`` very soon.
Bloody hell American service sounds like hell to me, perhaps I am truly to dutch ;)
I'm with you
Dutch 'service' is an Oxymoron
I would end up being a rude dutchmen. "Please leave us alone, we wil let you know when we want ANYTHING from you."
That's something I'd have said ages ago.. and tell her to leave us alone or to bugger off if she didn't get that message.
I've been there. Dutch people don't like the fact that it is an act. just be normal and you are already crazy enough ;)
That sounds too familiar, had exactly that when i went to Wendy's... one time.. quickly returned to the small burgerbar ran by a rastaman, not only were his burgers a lot better, he also had this "if you need something, you know where to find me" attitude, i loved it, was just like home. hehehe
Wow, I have never had such an awful experience with waiters... but hey, I live in the Netherlands!
Perhaps we filter those things out.. Perhaps our waiters say "Still it up your bum", but we hear "Everything satisfactory?" And when we say "Yeah, fine" the waiter hears "Go die in a fire, scum!".
I've had crappy service in Amsterdam. But that's on another planet. In other parts of je Netherlands, hardly.
I remember holder a door open for a woman myself.
"JIJBENTDEPORTIERNIETLUL!"
The only reason why I didn't hit the door back into her face, was because she spoke so fast I needed time to decipher that one.
TheRealTricky dee'em voor mezelf open, maar ie mot noe voordringen als een onbeschofte
Ah, war dah wah ze bedoelduh? Gif tochma wir oan dah mensuh keilomp benne en nie begreppuh da'k gewoan effe oardig wilde wizzuh.... Roare wirreld livuh wuh in....
Woarom benne minsuh zo onbeschoft? Witte geit?
@@TheRealTricky If have no idea either.......she could use some "opvoeding" I guess. Maybe you should've slammed it back in her face saying, "NEE? Hier dan, hedde'um!!
@@yvonnecampbell7036 I wish my brain was fast enough to react that way... In my defense though, that door was the exit of a wok-restaurant, and aside from the food there I had a few beers (and I rarely drink alcohol, so whenever I do, it affects me greatly), or is that a very lame excuse? :P
You're right though... some "opvoeding" would have done her well...
@@TheRealTricky Nah, it's oké. It probably wouldn't have been fair to the door, hahaha.....There is always a victim here.
aha, Nederlanders zijn niet perfect, maar ze laten je wel perfect met rust ;)
Komen er geen collectanten meer in jouw buurt?
Enne, hoe heb je dat voor elkaar gekregen?
Turrebo kapot gescholden wellicht, of er staan hele grote honden overal in de buurt
een stikker met de tekst 'wij doneren op onze eigen wijze' helpt al flink
Het grappige is als men in het buitenland woont dat ze altijd denken dat je een toerist bent.
Dat gebeurde ook in Engeland
In the Netherlands we like privacy a lot, since to population density is higher. Also, we do like family and friends more than a waitress. But when we place our hands in the air, and look at a waitress, that means that we want to be served. That's how we dutch people usually roll. But don't get me wrong. In our country, a good waitress knows this. They do however sometimes ask you if you like anything more to drink, because that is policy to earn money (drinks are expensive, and are easy money for the owner of the restaurant).
Joannes Wyckmans yeah I’ve been a waitress. And I usually just skimmed my area and try to make eye contact with people. And when they did I knew they wanted something. Of course I also went to tables when the glasses were empty :D
Jonna Heijke sorry for being so rude...
+Joannes Wyckmans You do realize that the waitresses are Dutch too so it is obvious that they know how to serve the 'locals'.
03.06 That´s not only in the American service industry. Every American asks you how you are, but they don't give a damn!
So, long story short, you're glad you're back...
Prefer Dutch waitresses?
Well maybe pay them more so they don't have to rely on tips, I'm sure it'll make them less involved trying to get a tip out of you by sliming ^^
Hahaha the dutch version for me is either completely left alone or trying to wave to the waiter and they just don't see you.
Thank you for doing this.i love dutch.
We are straight up people...a mix of all positive influences from several countries and traditions and dont need weapons to feel safe
tfb hempel recht voor zijn raap
that last line, i have never heard a better description of a dutch waiter
No, the best waitresses are in the Czech Republic. They don't care about you and as soon as your plate is empty they take it away. They never make it akward.
I'm Dutch tho
dat is de service waar ik van hou, niet zeiken en me met rust laten :)
True Legend!
"fuck you i'm on brake"
i fucking love my country
1:50 can confirm, only places this has happened to me are Amsterdam and Rotterdam.
Thank you!
Congrats! You are officially a Dutchman now.
funny how I somehow stumbled on this video. Myself I'm an waiter in the Netherlands, it's funny to hear that the term "service" is so different in America. Here is an big difference in waiter. myself I'm from Groningen, (city in the north). we get trained to be "nice" but not the over the moon type of nice.
i can't relate at all... and i live here
👍🏻dank zij you ben ik blij dat ik in Nederland leef
Floor Sneep het is best leuk om in Nieuw Zeeland hier te antwoorden op mijn mobieltje in het nederlands
Zo true haha
Do more on Dutch, but then US vs. Holland in differences.
Oh that thing on the door is so true. When you are nice to people to react like you want something from them. This country is weird.
LOL!! "Fuck you I'm on break" :)
Dutch waiter sounds better
My only experience in the US was very pleasant. Friendly, relaxed. Of course it is all fake. But what do you expect? It just gives a nice touch to my stay.
Dubai n america n 5 star hotels are the complete opposite of netehrland. My husband was in complete misery in netherland n i was happiest! 😁😁😁😁
I think it is you
Wouldn't this have worked better: "Hi, we're having a small family reunion and we would like to have some peace and quiet. Just bring us our food and here's your tip in advance. Ok?"
Hi, we're looking for new performers for our Casting Couch series, and you look perfect for the part.
Come join us and talk a bit about yourself, so we ... hello? Where'd she go?
AudieHolland don't be silly. The poor fella is stressed outof his mind with all these Dutchies in the restaurant he hasn't seen for ages... there is a good reason why they all live so far away from each other.
If u going to the south of the Netherlands, than you will meet people who are more kind to others. Visit more villages, small if that is possible. People around those areas are way more kind and open and sweet. Says a girl who lives there to😝
Gea k bek
He should realise that service in A’dam is not Dutch but East European since the city has been turned into an amusement park some 20 years ago. 😞
Richard Keijser and frankly the rest of the Netherlands is fine with that.
Jasper Kole why care
I doubt the only place he has eaten in the Netherlands is Amsterdam and generally speaking waiters only come if I call them. Which is how I like it.
Haha, hate when people confuse Denmark/Copenhagen with the Netherlands/Amsterdam
Nettle and Iraq is in the middle of Texas
Maybe its the american mischief that leads to our waiters being rude. i never had a waiter gone mad at me or denying to do anything i ask
Ok its either dutch have hardcore adhd aspie brains.or i was switched at the hospital. 🤣🤣🤣 but its too far .so thats not possible.but i always fight wih allll bf n and my husband about room tempreture. hes freezing to death n i wont bring the ac down.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️.there must a correlation between dutch bloods and aspie and adhd. Must. Dutch culture is classic adhd aspie
Its also annoying super super annoying.
If i had a business meeting before i would tell waiters at 5 star restaurants to stay off the table unless we call.like my kids respect me more when im talking. The over serviced waiters are like interruptig your meeting n your thought formation in some cases, sales pitches and train of thougts 50 times in 1 hr.i felt
Like i wanted to smack them.i never did. Dont smack people.ever.just feel n suppress woooosa.But its too much u cant badger clients.or customers like that.. N its very hard to reform the thoughts. Cos thoughts comes from feirry dust.
But yeah 5 star over complicates showering sleeping n eating .
My husband once panicked that they didnt change the sheet for 1 day.n i just snapped n now we live in dubai outside of 5 star hotel🤷♀️but its 50degress celcius outside 🤒🤮 sigh.theres just no way i can have cold n non psycho service except netherland.listen listen listen all of u spoilt brats who loves 5 star n over complicates sleeping showering n eating. If u dont change n if u dont get these 3 done fast out of the way...there is no effing way u can manage the big issues in life.thats y democrats neurotypical nancy pelosi that gets her hair done every morning in salon n gets her husband n PA to shop for her pant suit, will never get things done. Because she spends too much time researching on ice cream. My husband sit me down n tell me 'we have a problem'.i was confused i thought earthquake or smtg. N his answer ' we need to discuss lunch' 😱😱😱😱😱😳 i cant do this!!!!
If u dont simplify shower eating n sleep. U r going nowhere. Forget other things.u r done. Just fancy shower,fancy clothes ,fancy food,fancy sleep. done. Thats your day.no more room for anythigelse.this cannot work for me.!!!! 🤒🤯
N inefficient.people should not wase time on just sleep n eat n shower.no.
Wait so whose worse, dutch waitors or american waitors?
jigglipufferfish \o_o/ personally i like waiters that just get on with it and dont suck you off for 10 minutes
jigglipufferfish \o_o/ French
I never tip in a restaurant. why should I?
E Zandman if they want me to tip, I say in my typical Dutch bluntness, I am from New Zealand.
Kiwis are well known to be lousy tippers.
I am Dutch, but, this is not familiar to me at all ???
Pretty weird stuff, what city was that in ? Probably a big city or something ?
Go down south, probably very different.
Oh yeah, our fake hospitality in the south...
Is this american comedy???
Michiel van den Broeke i think its Immigrant Comedy
Maybe you should try a restaurant thats actually decent and not 50 euro’s for the entire meal.
I live in The Netherlands and i never have this problem.
I know this is supposed to be a joke but do not know where this stereotype comes from.
Vin live somewhere else
RVREVO X3 Sure, my whole fam are farmers. Fourty years ago people said: “Its okay, east 😀 of Utrecht!” Twenty years ago: “The mindset still different 😀 east of Arnhem!” These days: “Amsterdam, Amsterdam...” 😖😡💩🤮 But. BUTT! There often you find a very ungodly, criminal, selfish mindset... the bio ‘GlobalWarmth nonsense’/leftist took over the once beautiful city,... and hard biz, (parking-, terras-prices rocket high, no time for you, soyboys, genderproblem, drugs, East Europeans, Flyin Carpet Movement everywhere; rapes, et cetera. NOT nice anymore. But they choose. And when immoral, godless, selfish people choose; they cannot handle democracy and REAL freedom! 😩😜The spontaneous, godly mindset disappears more and more: “What you like people to do to YOU, do that also to others.
Veel sterkte voor jou en je boerenfamilie in deze zware tijden 🙃
Sounds really awful 😑😑😑
Secular Witch bingo. That's how you be blunt
Yes you talk about that new godless generation. Most of them THINK they are ‘honest’ but. it. is. just. xtreem. rude. and selfish!🐽👹😡🤮 Mostlywhen they repent and start to read the Bible, you see change! True, no fake!
LeftistFearBigmouth CHIEF Dutch just think slightly differently than the reast of the world.
It gets worse when one's ancestry were farmers. Then you get a whole different perspective of real Dutch ppl
RVREVO X3 Sure, my whole fam are farmers. Fourty years ago people said: “Its okay, east 😀 of Utrecht!” Twenty years ago: “The mindset still different 😀 east of Arnhem!” These days: “Amsterdam, Amsterdam...” 😖😡💩🤮 But. BUTT! There often you find a very ungodly, criminal, selfish mindset... the bio ‘GlobalWarmth nonsense’/leftist took over the once beautiful city,... and hard biz, (parking-, terras-prices rocket high, no time for you, soyboys, genderproblem, drugs, East Europeans, Flyin Carpet Movement everywhere; rapes, et cetera. NOT nice anymore. But they choose. And when immoral, godless, selfish people choose; they cannot handle democracy and REAL freedom! 😩😜The spontaneous, godly mindset disappears more and more: “What you like people to do to YOU, do that also to others.