you're talking about someone that openly reads the news in his spare time...I think he'd rather watch news or a current affair over mafs. He's basically a boomer in a gen Y disguise
Why does mafs feel like a producer started mashing people against one another, filming the ensuing drama and calling it a show. Its the most mundane, out of touch piece of overproduced rubbish that has ever traveled over copper. 2/10 The NBN sucks.
You missed so many good scenes to cover - the foot clapping, dan Andrews wife bursting into tears at the wedding, dan Andrews not knowing what salmon is, Sam having a mental breakdown at being ranked fourth or fifth after he JUST ranked Coco fourth, other Sam trying to golf and the club ending up in a tree. Anyway, I unapologetically love MAFS
My mum had an 8-person MAFS and Midori dinner party on Sunday for the commitment ceremony. I’m still trying to get the boomer and watermelon smell out of the living room.
I have no idea why someone would actually watch this out of anything other than pure masochism. It's the most traumatic parts of a relationship manufactured and presented for our viewing displeasure.
@@IndigoIndustrial Absolutely. "Don't treat your partner this way and if your partner treats YOU this way, then leave ASAP". We might start having population issues though, not enough fresh babies
These guys don't know about the tactical lie, or white lie, but tactical lie sounds cooler. They're lies you tell when your partner asks about their physical attributes that can't be changed easily - weight, body type, height, eye colour etc.
"Girls don't want the truth" that applies to both male and female! You can love a person, but don't have to remind them of their chicken legs, bald head and poor posture. If you're still in the courting phase, it really is not the time to be doling out harsh truths. Just for any teenagers who use Jordy as a dating coach: there is 2 levels of honesty. A)core competencies of a relationship, non negotiable honesty B) white lies to build and maintain a relationship. A)I cheated on you with your brother. I'm a scientologist B) Thanks for the artwork you drew me its beautiful. B) yum thanks for cooking fish fingers for dinner, you're the best Love (and lust ) is magic, it turns objectively gross things into something lovely. (We only want saliva from a select group of people throughout our lives)
fuuuark..I'm only halfway through but my heart is literally collapsing in on itself from all the awkward moments. F U Jordies! You turned me into a MAFS goblin & I can't look away from this train wreck.
this is all i see of mafs and it honestly makes me regret not wasting my time watching it myself, it looks like it'd make me feel like a normal well adjusted human
I love how they calls shows "The show that stops the nation" or "Everyone's talking about" when I've never seen it or known anyone who has watched it. Haha "Aw he's gone into the little sook room" OMg That was good, I'm gonna start calling it that now 😂
He complains about it, but I genuinely believe it's his favourite show for leisure
I believe thinks his leisure in general; memeing mainstream tv
I dunno ACA would be a close call
As someone who has never watched mafs, and doesn't have f2a TV. His maps recaps are some of my favourite content
you're talking about someone that openly reads the news in his spare time...I think he'd rather watch news or a current affair over mafs. He's basically a boomer in a gen Y disguise
Hhahaha that goes without saying
hahaha
Oh god there's a foot massage scene, pls no, we suffer enough in this cursed world
Foot suck scene
I cringed so hard I've turned inside out. Pls send help.
Why are we still here........
Just to suffer?
I needed a shower after that scene
Jordan saying “WTF” made me laugh so hard lmfao
Really smart idea to have them rate eachother
Its almost like they only did it to fabricate drama
yeahh like the girls totally won't kick up a fuss
Yes!
@@samuelgray1975 The girls and the boys! Did you see how HE reacted to her putting him in 6th place?...lol
@@dicruz8536 but rusty is a sexy rooster ......lol
Wow, GREAT sleuthing there.Thats literally only the single purpose of the show. Sigmund Freud over here...
We all know jordies secretly loves covering this shit
Secretly?
LOL its no secret
when shit is funny yeah but when shit is this cringe he's gonna drop it on its head.
Secretly?
yes, and do we all agree he's right about putting on Kyle Sandilands on?
Why does mafs feel like a producer started mashing people against one another, filming the ensuing drama and calling it a show. Its the most mundane, out of touch piece of overproduced rubbish that has ever traveled over copper. 2/10 The NBN sucks.
TOTALLY agree !
“JUST LIE GIRLS DONT WANT THE TRUTH how did you not learn this by 17?!?” Lol it’s true!
You missed so many good scenes to cover - the foot clapping, dan Andrews wife bursting into tears at the wedding, dan Andrews not knowing what salmon is, Sam having a mental breakdown at being ranked fourth or fifth after he JUST ranked Coco fourth, other Sam trying to golf and the club ending up in a tree.
Anyway, I unapologetically love MAFS
Damn that sounds lit I want a supercut of this shit
My mum had an 8-person MAFS and Midori dinner party on Sunday for the commitment ceremony.
I’m still trying to get the boomer and watermelon smell out of the living room.
Why DO they wear that boomer perfume? You know the one, smells like lavander, rose petals, moth balls and failure, yeah that one.
@@kevinhaggerty8144 It’s always on special @ Priceline.
@@rreinehr1 as a priceline worker, can comfirm.. it’s normally juicy couture
@@imirockz the sweet wafting scent of pomegranate and entitled douchebaggery, 'eau de boudin', pension card discount :D
Just think about this for a moment Rob. That is you in about 25-30 years time :D
JOrdan's self help channel: you should endeavour to never lie
Jordan's main channel: JUST LIE
Brutal honesty all the time with no exceptions? Will die alone.
This.
Brutal honesty as self help advice is different to brutal honesty when trying to get into someone's pants.
@@onceonly1111 right, big difference between self help and help yourself
Mostly means don't lie yourself not to lie period you can tell the truth 100 percent of the time but that'll just make you an asshole
This is the only time my wife watches friendly Jordies. When he covers MAFS.
Omg saaaaaammme!!!
It is his most important content
Relate 👌
Yep
Same
Cannot believe you didnt cover the GOLD when the red power ranger told the mental health girl she "wasnt ugly" and almost triggered an Amber Alert
First walk of the season: that guy
Second walk of the season: Jordan
Why is Dan Andrews on mafs? Must've hit his head so hard that he's assumed the identity of this single man looking for love.
Jesus man. 10 points, but Jesus
Christ thought I was the only one who noticed
Fella on the bikes sounded like Jarred Wright saying "alright" as Big Lez lmao
Whaddatalkinabeet
jordies: "that's because he's a druggo with brain damage"
also jordies: "MAFS BABYYYYYYYYYY"
"Her body type's not really the one that I'd normally go for"
Bro, Coco's hot
Yeah I was like "wat?"
Her looks aren't the issue imo. It's that she seems obnoxious like all of the people on this show.
Also he's really ugly.
When old mate put her picture in the 4th spot at the end I thought he was putting it at the "top" and I was like "awww shucks".
Me too!
Honestly why the fuq would the 'experts' get them to rate each other when they hadn't bonded yet?
For one reason... views
To stir the pot! It's not about building healthy relationships it's all about drama.
@@conors4430 I can't even 😂🙈
When did MAFS start being directed by Quentin Tarantino??
I have no idea why someone would actually watch this out of anything other than pure masochism. It's the most traumatic parts of a relationship manufactured and presented for our viewing displeasure.
Would rather ram my head through a plate glass window.
@@thebathuman not tempered glass?
@@moeman23 Both options are infinitely more exhilarating than any Aussie Network TV show.
@@IndigoIndustrial Absolutely. "Don't treat your partner this way and if your partner treats YOU this way, then leave ASAP". We might start having population issues though, not enough fresh babies
bro you missed the best part when Coco puts Sam under Russ Andrews and he has a giant cry about it
Apparently Jordie believes that only women cant deal with the truth. Maybe he should've kept watching
More MAFS please!! Only because watching Jordies lose his shit is gold.
Petition for jordies to leave his misso and go on mafs next season.
he's way too smart to be accepted
Why does he have to be single? Double-Ups Boiiiiiiiiiz
Interpretive dance is always f*cking hilarious... I got kicked out of my sister's dance recital for cracking up...
You got my wife hooked on this crap, thanks dude 👍
I guess honesty isn't the best policy in a relationship
they clearly matched people with that are dysfunctional l or at least really shallow for those ratings. and i fully support it
It rarely has been mate !
Most people live in a delusion about what sort of person they are.
@@fatbastard51 when we were babies our moms feed us train wrecks on a spoon,
now we get them on our 70' tv screens instead
@@alt7488 MAFS is a great show and this coming from a 25 year old guy.
Audibly said "why are you ranking her only on her body, this isn't the Tinder of television" then immediately realised that's exactly what it is
I've been in a relationship for a while and have found that the best response to "Is she hotter than me?" is "Is this a trap?"
I have the exact same response to my misso and somehow I still manage to end up in the dog house.
I watch these for Jordies' rants, and I can't be bothered to watch MAFS any other way
I'll be honest, I do skip the actual clips of MAFS quite a lot. It hurts me too much to watch.
MAFS could be renamed to Lip Filler: The Show and everyone would still know what it is.
These guys don't know about the tactical lie, or white lie, but tactical lie sounds cooler. They're lies you tell when your partner asks about their physical attributes that can't be changed easily - weight, body type, height, eye colour etc.
The guys this year are brainless.
Yeah it's almost as if they picked people with 0 self awareness to have a really good laugh. I mean show 😂😂😂
Nah, if your wife asks - "Do I look fat in these jeans", just say yes :)
Youyre can change your weight tho
For anyone familiar with the band Make Them Suffer their keyboardist and vocalist Booka Nile is on MAFS
I quite literally spat food everywhere at the Rocco Siffredi reference. Top level reference jordies. Nailed it
Ahah commented the same thing almost - choked on my toast well and proper. Was fucking awesome :D
Dandrews falls down the stairs and suddenly he appears on mafs.
Sure this isn't an episode of undercover bosses?
The whole MAFS episode:
"It sounds like someone's posting cringe!"
It's just a meme dick, sit down
The confidence that Bloke has with the mall massage chair: through the fucking roof
"Girls don't want the truth" that applies to both male and female! You can love a person, but don't have to remind them of their chicken legs, bald head and poor posture.
If you're still in the courting phase, it really is not the time to be doling out harsh truths.
Just for any teenagers who use Jordy as a dating coach: there is 2 levels of honesty. A)core competencies of a relationship, non negotiable honesty B) white lies to build and maintain a relationship.
A)I cheated on you with your brother. I'm a scientologist
B) Thanks for the artwork you drew me its beautiful.
B) yum thanks for cooking fish fingers for dinner, you're the best
Love (and lust ) is magic, it turns objectively gross things into something lovely. (We only want saliva from a select group of people throughout our lives)
The only mafs I can stand, with friendlyjimmies.
no tapping out, put your headphones back on and more mafs
The guy with the fake son looks like Daniel Andrews
You mean Dave Andrews
MAFS makes me want to go to the pub and talk about cricket and how cars work.
I crack up every mafs video you have, it's literally like you are my brain talking and reacting
I don’t watch MAFS but I’ll watch Jordan talk about it.
2:35 Russel being lovable as a bobble head dog on your dashboard.
I can tell there was definitely a rush making this video judging by 2:32, notice the one odd frame.
The guys ranking their wives have taken their cue from Flight of the Conchord's 'Part Time Model '.
jordies mock sob is one of the best sounds I've ever heard, I endeavour to make it my text message tone
"Wow!"
Absolutely lost it. HAHAHA Jordies commentary is a better laugh than the show itself. That's a real feat!
Tony Abbott gained immortality by sacrificing the boats to the Murdoch overlord.
I wonder what the date to root ratio is for the MAFS couples? Surely on date one?
fuuuark..I'm only halfway through but my heart is literally collapsing in on itself from all the awkward moments. F U Jordies! You turned me into a MAFS goblin & I can't look away from this train wreck.
I love that Jordan watching MAFS seems like he's being subjected to some kind of dark ages torture device for hours on end
the tiny abbot bit was top tier
Reminds me of 2014 era FJ - the golden era
Yeah those exercise chair just hurt, cannot enjoy them at all
HAHAHA "GO TO COOGEE, IT'S BETTER!"
Love it
Friendlyjordies:
TH-cam Girlfriend: THIS ISN’T THE FRIENDLYJORDIES I SUBSCRIBED TO
I saw MAFS on at work and I changed the channel to avoid spoilers of what would happen when Jordies covered it.
I always thought of Tony Abbott as pre-Horcrux Voldemort; and Peter Dutton as full-Voldemort
The way the kid in the red moved away with discomfort as Russell smacked him was wonderful
1:59 must be bloody warm there mate
"He's gone into the sulk room" Bahahaha!
I’m literally only watching this to add views so Jordan has to keep watching it.
Good on you for walking off at the end. Your a legend
Thanks friendlyjordie every time you do a MAFS episode you make me laugh and grateful that lm not single 😂
4:30 Oh it's Mislav! All this time I thought Jordan had given that guy the nickname "Miss Love". I've been hearing Miss Love this whooooole time.
I can't believe you didn't play the 'foot clapping scene' when those two were in the bath together!!! lol I so wanted to see your reaction.
this is all i see of mafs and it honestly makes me regret not wasting my time watching it myself, it looks like it'd make me feel like a normal well adjusted human
It’s been too long since I’ve squinted in pain at a Mafs video from old Jordie, keep it up
Make these longer!
why are even arranging the photos that is like asking for an argument... smh
I'm assuming these are so popular for the same reason I watch them: Can't stand the show, but love watching people talk shit about it.
Yep
He can't even put himself down properly. Its a bucket of smashed crabs
I regret my ex but I don't regret being introduced to friendlyjordies.
2:40 holy crap that man looks like a malnourished version of Dan Andrews
Dan Andrews before the Chinese kickbacks came rolling in.
Please do more episodes, you're amazing. I subscribed and liked.
The lion pit pitch had me in stitches 😂😂
knowing Jordies has that massage chair now just make that statement even funnier
What the fuck was the foot thing. That man said any surprises ahahaha
2:37 okay we have homebrand howard, this guy is homebrand Dan Andrews
The Coogee/Bondi comparison earned you the like.
How dare you leave on such a cliffhanger! Now I have to actually watch it
If MAFS contestants were self-reflective, they'd see why they're 30+ and still haven't found a stable relationship.
Tony Abbott is even better looking than u think; he's 63.
He’s fit and volunteers regularly, politics aside he seems like a good man
@@kingt0295 Faxx.
3:00 that was Maroubra buddy
Nice to see the compliments on Tony Abbott!
I think everyone respects him a bit more universally after his efforts in the fires.
Bring on the lion pit! I'd start watching the telly again for that.
New MAFS vid comes out. *Homer Simpson fantasising about donuts noises*
First thing I said when I saw Discount Dan Andrews was "hey that's Discount Dan Andrews".
I haven't laughed this much in all of 2021.
MAFS definitely purposely matches the worst people together just for North Shore mums to be entertained lmao
Actually think this one is aimed at Westies, could be wrong of course.
I swear I never watch this shit but I could listen to Jordan narrate on it all day long!
I get more Anticipated for these episodes more than any other TV show...
I kept checking the time left on the video as I was ready to tap out much earlier.
It the next video on MAFS doesn’t start with “MAFS IS HEEEEEELLLL!!” I’m gonna be upset
I love how they calls shows "The show that stops the nation" or "Everyone's talking about" when I've never seen it or known anyone who has watched it.
Haha "Aw he's gone into the little sook room" OMg That was good, I'm gonna start calling it that now 😂
Noooooo you can't not finish the episode, now I'm tempted to watch the actual show to find out how it ends 😭😭😭
I didn’t even know what MAFS was until you did these... kinda wish I was still living in my ignorant bliss of Australian reality tv
i dont watch MAFS but i do love watching these videos.
1:59 sweaty boy
Honestly these videos are my guilty pleasure
dance/foot massage scene made me cringe so hard my face imploded into a singularity where cringe is so powerful not even puke can escape