The Sickest Insults in Fire Emblem
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- No deep insight into fire emblem characters today. Just sitting back and enjoying fire emblem characters tear into other fire emblem characters with words. This is a short video going over some of my favorite burns, insults and zingers in the series.
This video contains spoilers for the following games: Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn, Awakening, Blazing Sword and Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia.
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Hey guys, pretty casual video for today! hope you enjoyed these sick burns as much as I did. I missed a bunch and even omitted some extras so the video wouldn't be too long. Like Awakening's Einherjars, Linhardt/Cyrl and so on. I also refrained from using some insults from Thracia 776, since I found the punchiest lines were had a lot of creative liberties done by the fanslation. I'd love to hear some of your personal favorites.
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Isn't it strange in echoes fernand is a cavalier but looks like a paladin or in fates omozu being master ninja but looks like a common ninja
Pretty clear as night and day
Tharja's roast are oftenly pretty funny, she's spicy
Hoping that Awakening gem was legit.
@@Fishman465 well atleast I remember roasting vaike for being dumb atleast
Not really a roast but my favorite Oliver moment was when he joins the party and Ike asks him to rejoin the enemy.
Lol
I was waiting for someone to mention this!!!!
Yes so sick
That whole recruitment is just funny yet logical (for Oliver's character)
@@regalblade8171 What's his character.
Ryoma: I didn't raise you to be this irresponsible.
Shiro: Dad, want a reality check? _You didn't raise me at all._
Ryoma (probably): Boy don’t make me come over there and be a parent.
@@absoul112 Shiro: First time for everything!
@@SkullKidAu Ryoma: "Huh, this is a new feeling. Pride in someone else.... Unfortunately it's being overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!!"
Prince Ryoma will wait patiently for his parenting, but only for 25 turns. After that, he will begin his assault.
Ya know people give flack to the Fates first gen but I'll give credit where credit is due. THEY WERE TRYING TO KEEP THEIR KIDS SAFE LIKE RUDOLF! Yeah the child mechanic in Fates didn't need to be brought back and was FORCED but I can't call ANY of the FE gen 1 units in that game CLOSE to amoung what I'd consider the worst parents in the franchise. Not when folks like: Jedah (Turned his daughters into witches with only Sonya not suffering that TERRIBLE FATE), Gilbert (Who Faergast himself already did a better job roasting than I ever could), & not to mention (And this is personal) BROM who let his daughter Meg go & stock one of his old friends (I only mentioned dads that have actual screen time but DON'T GET ME STARTED on Chrom's dad)
“If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless.” Is my favorite line in the entire series
I suspect that was directed at Serra? :D
Good guess, but no. It’s L’arachel directing that to Innes lol. But regardless you did at least guess that it was an outspoken healer lol
Speaking of, Serra and Erk Supports or even simple exchanges definitely deserved to be mentioned
Don't let that stop you L'arachel.
It certainly doesn't stop Rhea.
I misread the title as "Sickest Sideburns in Fire Emblem" at first and now kinda want to see that video lmao
A fitting sequel to best moustaches in fire emblem
Mordecai.
Yes to sideburns
@@applanthropist >Cervantes has joined the chat
One of the best lines from Ike will always be: "Could you please join the enemy again?"
I was shocked that didn't get in the video
When did he say that?
@@EthanKironus8067 if he speaks to Oliver when he joins
"If you look up "lazy" in the dictionary... her picture won't be there because she never got around to submitting it.
-Claude, about Hilda (Three Houses)
I think have that screenshotted omg i forgot about that one
Also his (spoilers for Golden Deer ending)
Nemesis: you are all pathetic weaklings, you lack the courage to challenge me in lone combat
Claude: tough talk from the guy who's lived too long, allow me to fix that!
(He effectively called Nemesis a boomer)
Bonus line from claude: You're a crusty old bastard you know that? (To nemesis)
@@fyra_cat2119 yup. That's our boy Claude
@@algebrapig1451 I also screenshotted that one, it was my first screenshot of the game on my Switch
Lol
I love the classic Hector line, "Why should I care what a corpse is called?"
Lorenz: Oh, Acheron! What a nice surprise. I was afraid I was going to have to kill somebody important.
This is why I enjoy Lorenz, that and he is overpowered as a Dark Knight with Thyrsus
Lorenz's snark and sarcasm levels are off the charts when Sylvain tries to show him up at getting a date and fails miserably.
"Exquisite. Simply masterful. When is the wedding?"
"To think that the noble House Gautier would be blessed with such a graceful and charming heir."
@@Superluigi881 yes
claudes line is great when facing acharon the first time. i did hear a good-for nothing inherited this territory, i guess that's you then. who do you think you are? i'm not a good for nothing, YOU are. if you where actualy good for anything at all? i'd at least expect you to recognize me.
I think it's "kill someone *decent*" which I only point out because it's infinitely more Savage
Linhardt: You've mastered all the important noble skills. You drink tea, talk about how great you are, ride horses... Ferdinand: Indeed! I went for a ride earlier today. Linhardt: Is that so? You'll have to tell me about it sometime when I'm not walking away.
Thats the line I will use in school.
And then actually walk away.
Love them love them both 😂
Linhardt really has my heart with his supports
“Your wyvern wasn’t much better”
Damn Wallace atleast is an S tier roaster
The wench and teapot names are pretty good, but Wallace coming in with that burn ended the contest
And that's one of the reasons why Wallace is one of my favorite characters in FE7.
Reason why they have the best support, makes me laught all day
My favorite goes to Soren in Path of Rafiance when talking about Volke.
Soren: "I believe this is a good opportunity. We will almost certainly have need of this man's talents. He is a dubious character at best, but at least we know his motives. Everything begins and ends with gold. He'll be easy to control."
Ike: "Soren, he's standing right there."
Soren: "I don't think he minds."
To be fair, Volke doesn`t mind.^^ Also Soren is always a source of dry wit if he talks to someone not named Ike.^^
I genuinely love how pragmatic and ice-cold Soren is. His conversations with Micaiah in 3-7 and 3-13 and Pelleas in 3-E are honestly the best ones.
“Ike the father of Sothe’s children.” Will always the best roast
That roast is golden without context, but once you know the reason it was said it's more just Micaiah being a stubborn child. Sothe was just talking about how great of a warrior and a person Ike was, Ike literally recruited some random thief, the thief being Sothe, which allowed him to see how great if a man Ike is. Ike may not be the father of Sothe's children but he'll definitely be the Grandfather
Roast so good, Micaiah's VA in Heroes, Veronica Taylor, said the line for a request.
@@missamakana56 It's even better with the context.
@@missamakana56 It’s implied Sothe rambles on praising Ike a lot though.
And thus SothexIke was born. Yay?
Nailah’s absolute roast of Oliver where she calls him a strangely shaped creature and a sub-specie of beorc will always be one of my favorites
What about that line of Ike against Oliver? Lol
My favorite burn is from Lorenz largely because it is Lorenz. Sylvain catches him striking out with a girl and tries to show him how it's done. You can imagine the success rate. Then Lorenz, this serious, unironic, noblehearted scrub who never succeeds at a lie or sarcasm, meets him with
"Exquisite. Simply masterful. When is the wedding?"
Sylvain says that, not lorenz. It's directed to Lorenz from sylvain
@@nathanielmarino5989 nope, ya gotta watch it. Lorenz says it to Sylvain
One of my personal favorites is when shigure is fed bad food from the dining hall he responds with "Just one taste takes me far away... To a place where flavors go to die."
Niime: "...You really are an idiot."
Hugh: "Hey, don't call me an idiot! I'm your only grandson!"
Niime: "Yes, unfortunately you are."
She pulled no punches
Savage grandma
I can relate to this.
That's gotta hurt.. That's gotta hurt ALOT. :D
Not even the same coldness that killed his father could chill that burn
At least he followed his mother way. Imagine he is a mercenary or mymirdon or something else.
Gangrel to Aversa during the Hot Spring Scramble:
"Your mother was a contest."
That was truly epic, yes. Laughed for 10 minutes straight
I don’t understand what that means can someone explain
@@wolfspirit7239 Aversa and Gangrel were bickering amongst themselves, calling each other names and stuff and at the end they said to each other that they could go on forever with that without ever running out of insults for each other. Aversa then said "Shall we make it a contest, then?" and then Gangrel replied with just "Your mother was a contest!" which ended the conversation xDD
Ohhhhh ok,
Gangrels final line makes no sense 😄
@@wolfspirit7239 ill just translate Gangrel said to aversa 'ur moms a ho'
Missed Inigos Funniest comeback on Owain
"Remind me how this is mental warfare and not you just being mental."
That roast from Inigo to Owain was great, but I still believe Inigo basically calling Owain a virgin and Owain deflecting that roast is way more epic!
Lewyn : Besides, Sigurd is hardly all that much older then I am.
Lahna: Dear, Compared to the likes of Lord Sigurd, you may as well still be a screaming infant.
Sigurd was the ultra giga chad
You ever get roasted by your own mother
Olivia: "What do you think of me?"
Panne: "I do not think of you."
*Sad Olivia noises*
😂😂
Robin to Maribelle: “Did you just drop by to look down your nose at me, or was there something else?”
After you recruit Oliver and talk to him with Ike:
Ike: Hold on a second... Aren't these your men? Why are you fighting them?
Oliver: It's quite simple, really. A true guardian of beauty stands with those who are beautiful. If your exquisite heron prince will not stay here in my home, I must follow him. I have seen death; it holds no mystery for me. Only my pursuit matters. Rest at ease, friends.
Ike: Look... Would you mind rejoining the enemy?
Lol
Levail: Yes. He is the last true knight. I will die for him.
Haar: Yes, Levail. You will.
Why does Haar have the rawest lines of all time?
Between that and his killer bases and growths in Radiant Dawn, it’s clear someone on the dev team had a crush on him.
@@THESURGEKNIGHTS I don't blame them tbh
@@albaniaalban then heroes nerfed him to hell
Cause Haar is a well developed character and a great unit
Haar's lines being so dry and casual makes me think of the Dutch for some reason. Heck, "haar" is in fact a real Dutch word meaning hair.
Mercedes’ entire B support with Lorenz is just her dragging him and it’s hilarious.
“I find myself growing irritated just looking at you.”
“If that’s true, then your whole existence is rather sad.”
Honestly, so many lines I could include from Mercedes. She’s brutal at times.
Mercie is merciless when it comes to words sometimes.
Others... are her and Annette's B-Support which FRICKING SUCKS.
There’s her first conversation with Ferdie where she just agrees uncomfortably for a while and the says she’s sleepy and is going to bed.
Also the softness of her VA's delivery makes it all the more brutal. Like this soft angelic queen just being like "wow you really are pathetic"
The fact that Mercedes is the nicest character in the game just adds to how brutal she is in those supports
This conversation from Radiant Dawn has a bunch of them:
Tormod: Holy moly! You are absolutely huge! I feel puny next to you...
Ike: That's because you are puny. Magic clearly doesn't give you much muscle
tone.
Tormod: Oh...I suppose that's true. Still, it works pretty well for winning
battles. [leaves]
Ike: Actually, Tormod...
Tormod: What?
Ike: Did you actually get smaller?
Tormod: Nah, you just can't see me properly because all of your blood gets
pumped to your muscles, away from your brain! [leaves]
Ike: A little touchy, Tormod? ...Whatever. We have work to do.
Ike : *Tries to banter with Tormpd *
Tormod : **Comes after his whole life**
God, Lukas' line is so freaking sick.
Lukas *in general* is sick.
I was waiting for the line in this video
Lukas should be leader of the deliverance, he certainly delivered that one.
If that line doesn't make a person like Lukas, his endgame line surely will.
Badum tiss
Good one
Tellius characters had the rawest lines, they wake up and choose violence, no wonder Ashera punished them
Ferdinand and Linhardt. "You do all the noble things: You drink tea, talk about how great you are, ride HORSES"
Ferdinand: "Indeed, i went on a ride earlier today."
Linhardt: "Oh really? You'll have to tell me all about it sometime when i'm not walking away."
one of my favourites is from say'ri towards walhart in chapter 19 of awakening
Walhart: Pain is a concern of men. And respite? Beg that from your gods. Your concerns are not mine. I have risen to a higher plane of existence.
Say'ri: Then today you come crashing down to the hell you've made of this one.
I remember laughing so hard in the final battle when I heard Leon’s voice line. Everyone else is like, “I’m gonna save the world!” Or “I do this for all my friends!” And then Leon be like, “Your fetish is weak bro.”
“You’re strong, Lucina. But my name has been Marth since birth.” always makes me laugh, but it’s especially the way he says it so sweetly
Where is that from?
@@agirlinsearchof9057 Warriors. If you defeat an enemy Lucina with Marth.
@@enderpigman955 Thank you!
Haar: Well … If it isn’t Zeffren. What brings the dracoknights into Crimean skies?
Zeffren: Haar?!
Haar: Why couldn’t you just stay on patrol? Saw a pretty little heron and just had to have her, is that it? I could never decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in the question, though.
Zeffren: Who do you think you are?! You’re a traitor, just like Shiharam! The dracoknights spit on your name!
Haar: … Do they now? Well, here’s your chance to try the real thing.
Seriously Haar, stop hogging the awesome.
You could tell how pissed he was at that.
Haar is usually really chill and relaxed. But if you insult shiharam, he will put you in the ground
Another iconic roast against Inigo/Laslow is Elise’s “it’s not your dancing the girls don’t like, it’s your personality!”
Don't forget Elise's roast to Owain/Odin "you have a fragile labyrinth of a mind?"
ok how can you talk about burns and not include the a support between M robin and ana
Ana: Times like this, a girl needs a shoulder to cry on.
Robin; Perhaps you could rent one?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Roasted
I honestly felt so bad for Anna there. Like seriously Robin, I know you’re the Breath of Ruin, but maybe tone it down a notch dude!
Anna totally dug her own golden grave right there
It's rare to see Male Robin actually roast somebody. :D
Manuela's support with Cyril. The kid doesn't tolerate her at all.
Manuela: When I looked in his eyes, I thought he was the one, but then... Well, we were drinking and enjoying ourselves and all of a sudden, Poof! Gone! He just vanished!
Cyril: I feel like I've heard this story before.
Manuela: Can you believe he treated me so cruelly!?
Cyril: Yeah, this is all real familiar.
Manuela: Cyril, be honest! What's wrong with me??
Cyril: You drink too much, blame others for your behaviour, and you don't understand you gotta love yourself before someone else can love ya back.
This line made me love Cyril.
Well thats just cyril
Ok, but you're missing the gem that comes less that a minute before.
Cyril: Please, let go of my sleeve.
Manuela: If I let go, you'll just run away! Won't you?
Cyril: Yes.
Damn, after reading this I might have to give Cyril a chance on my next play through.
@@bloodasp0164 Cyril's supports are what really make his character shine.
...Doesn't hurt that he's also a very good character to make into a Wyvern Lord.
When Shinon says to Gatrie: "You'd flirt with a tree if it was wearing a skirt."
Hence the famous pairing: Gatree :D
@@Aurirang Talk about a bad punch line
"Your strength, King Daein, is not sufficient. That is why I am here"
I love that line
My favorite burn is from Haar in chapter 2-p against Zeffren.
Haar: I could never decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in question, though.
Absolute gold.
Haar's lines in general are great. His line against Levail is my favorite though.
Levail: He is the last true knight. I will die for him.
Haar: Yes, Levail. You will.
Cold dude. Fucking cold.
Didn't Claude call Nemesis a "crusty old bastard"?
Yep 😄
Absolute gold.
One of three times bastard with a B is used
@@Cure-Skywalker You do know that "bastard" and "dastard" are different words, right?
@@michaelgum97 yeah, but you here dastard so often it almost feels wierd to hear the other.
Haar's reply to Levail in the Tower at the end of RD was stone cold. When Levail says he would die for General Zelgius, Haar replies "Yes, Levail, you will."
Haar is just too good. Aside from Ike and laguz royals, he's basically the best character in the game.
Lucina: "Are you insinuating that I'm naiive?"
F!Robin: "Oh I'm not insinuating anything, I'm flat out saying it!"
Maribelle is the queen of tearing people apart, her supports with Virion especially make me howl... not just because he deserves it
“I’ve met scullery maids more noble.”
h o l y c r a p
I mean when you call most enemies curs or beasts you kinda get an understanding for how snide Maribelle can be.
Maribelle has mastered the art of throughoutly insulting the opposing person with such style and refinery. :D
"Name the strumpet. I'll see that she's....Er..."
@@CGrascal That remains one of my favorite S-supports in all of Fire Emblem.
The first time you meet Hapi when you enter Abyss in a non Ashen-Wolf playthrough as female Byleth she says “I heard you were beautiful, but obviously that was an exaggeration.” I legitimately had to pause the game because of how hard I was laughing
It happens if you play as male Byleth as well hahahaha. Hapi and Constance in general are hilarious
FE4's final chapter:
(note that Scorpio and Lester are cousins)
Scorpio: There you are! I've been waiting erase your stain on my family's name all my life!
Lester: What a coincidence! I was about to tell you the same thing.
I never thought a game so focused on noble families destroying themselves would have a simple "No, U" in the script.
Same goes in FE9, between Jarod and Sothe at the end of part 1. Without the family part, of course.^^
If you make a single Sigurd/Flora/Arvis joke you are not funny and I am banning you in my mind
What about Bernie?
Mind elaborating for those of us, not in the loop?
@@the24thcolossusjustchillin39 the longest running fe meme besides Marth's skirt
@@the24thcolossusjustchillin39
*SPOILERS*
They are referring to how these characters are/can possibly be literally burned alive.
Rinea is another one.
@@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Ah I see
“‘I’m so tough! I’m gonna stand my ground! I don’t need help from anyone! And when things don’t go my way, I’m gonna act all sad and moody!’”
- Raphael (unintentionally) doing a spot-on impression of Lysithea while comparing her to his sister.
The part that kills me is that it's the best impression of the game. When Raphael has been the most adept ANYTHING else in 3H I don't know, which is a big part of his charm.
Possibly almost better is in their ending card where it says Lysithea and Raphael's sister became kindred spirits and best friends
I lowkey stan all the characters whose supports always have at least a 50% chance of just being a roast. Lysithea, Delthea, Leon, Maribelle... :D
Dimitri vs. Manuela was fucking brutal
Manuela: You've grown into a fine, handsome man, Dimitri. Bit of a shame you've also become a violent beast. Men like you make the Silver Maiden cry.
Dimitri: Oh? I suppose it is a shame, Professor Manuela. Perhaps I should have appeared before you holding a bouquet of flowers, rather than the weapon that will end your life.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Oof. :D
At least he was being a bit more eloquent than his usual: i'll kill you!!
That's a step up. She'll be blown to smothereens though considering her lack of def and Dimitris monsterous attack.
Where does this play though? Considering i conscr.. uhm.. recruited Manuela on my Blue Lions run, i never had to fight against her i suppose?
@@Aurirang It’s in Dimitri’s paralogue
@@calebnguyen7170 Don't forget the part that you can't recruit Manuela in Azure Moon before hand
@@johnathanedwards9054 You can recruit her and Hanneman from chapter 8-12 in Blue Lions. If you don’t you lost them for good and they show up as enemies.
@@johnathanedwards9054 Thats a complete lie. You can and they will eventually join. The only way you will fight Manuela and Hanneman in Azure Moon is if you reject them (which would be for literally no reason) and if you reject them for absolutely nothing I too would join the disgusting thing people call Edelgard.
Are we not going to talk about how in the zofia harbor dlc Clive calls Slayde a rat for escaping. Specifically he said "Rats don't sink, Fernand. They scurry."
The Tellius series is truly a contest of dissing one another
When they're ready for remakes I hope they add more of them
“Do you understand now, Slayde, or shall I use small words?”
Lukas’ other sick burn in the Deliverance DLC
Cmon now. We know L'arachel can roast them with Ivaldi if she was not a Holy Woman. 😂
I don't think that's going to stop her.
"if that's true, then your whole existence is rather sad"
-mercedes to Lorenz
You may want to look into Jakob’s supports, I just got one with him and Hana where she says he’s pretty rude and he responds, “I get that a lot, usually from people not worth my time”
Chrom to Gangrel in the final fight afgainst him:
Chrom: "I will never be my sister. I cannot forgive men like you - men who sow nothing but evil. All I have left are Emmeryn's words and her memory. Were I alone, I might be driven to madness. But I'm not alone. My friends and brothers-in-arms stand behind me."
Gangrel: "Are you done? May I vomit now? What a flowery harangue! Men are beasts and nothing more! We fight! We kill! We devour our prey! Beasts do not stand behind beasts, little prince. They use eachother only so long as it suits their own selfish purpose!"
Chrom: "Perhaps this explains why your own soldiers refuse to stand behind you?"
Sickest burn ever. Change my mind.
Chrom has alot of good comebacks in general, but my favorite is when he fights Walhart
Sain: “I hail from the Caelin Canton home to men of passion and fire!”
Lyn: “Shouldn’t that be home to callow oafs with loose tongues?”
Claude may be my least favorite of the Three Houses lords, but I must say he has some excellent banter.
Acheron: The declining Alliance will be finished if I kill you. The Empire will herald the new age!
Claude: Only if you manage to kill me. Hm? What's that to the north? Looks like the home of another opportunistic noble is burning...
Acheron: That's...that's my castle! NO!
Claude: That's the declining Alliance at work, right there. Seems like you were facing the wrong way, Weathervane!
Claude: It's over, lapdog. Your military rule is at its end.
Hubert: For every step you take along that path, our thorns will cut into your heels.
Claude: Ooh, that sounds painful. I'll have to wear thicker soles for the march.
Claude: I did hear that some good-for-nothing inherited this territory. I guess that's you, then.
Acheron: Who do you think you are? I'm not a good-for-nothing! You are!
Claude: If you were actually good for anything at all, I'd at least expect you to recognize who I am...
"Corrin chose Nohr. More specifically, he chose me over you.
Deal with it."
Ouch Camilla, and I thought you could only get that kind of burn damage from Ragnarok
@@johnathanedwards9054 only before the -2 to mag/skill.
Now you know why she has Savage Blow.
"Objects of beauty must be admired! Only by my side can they fulfill the purpose for which they are created!"
Well, beauty _is_ best appreciated with a point of comparison.
I might suggest a sequel specific to the Tellius games.
Ike to Septimus: So, chasing us into these caves wasn't the plumb job all the best generals wanted, eh?
Levail: I would die for General Zelgius.
Haar: Yes, Levail. You will.
Haar to Zeffren: I never could tell whether you were more greedy or corrupt. Stupid was never in the question, though.
Jarod to Black Knight: The loathsome phantom of old Daein. What inspired you to SLOOOOOWLY clank out of your grave?
Soren about Skrimir: I'm surprised someone was desperate enough to make that fool a general.
I'm still probably missing the best ones.
"Ah, we meet again. You disappoint me by your persistent refusal to drop dead." - Vaida, to Harken
Thanks for reminding me of those lines from the Owain / Inigo C Support, they're two of my top favourite FE characters and now I'm losing it over the "eternal chastity" burn 😂
To be honest, I would have sat through and enjoyed an hour-long video of these sick burns.
Let’s not forget haar is almost always asleep and is essentially a lazy mailman in radiant dawn he delivers mail and he certainly delivers some of the best lines and beat downs in the series seriously is there any reason not to use him he’s one of the best units and is hilarious and cold af I see 0 reasons to bench him
Of course he's a mailmain! He always delivers
@@solidseagull4062 BOOO! *hits thumbs up*
In "Infinite Regalia" for FE Awakening, Gangrel has one of my favorite burns against the Deadlords.
"'Deadlords,' was it? You lost me at 'dead.' Bwah ha ha ha!"
"Where you get off feigning power when you all met with some miserable defeat?"
"To me, you're only good at one thing -- and you're about to do it again!"
Haven’t watched but hoping Mist roasting Boyd in PoR is here
Mercedes and Lorenz B support. A classic
I love their supports so much. Mercedes can be unexpectedly ruthless at times. I lost it laughing when she called Lorenz out on everything in that support 😂
@@Larszard Mercy is absolute gold. :D
I love how she subtly (or not so subtly in Lorenz' case) calls everybody out and is usually full in cotnrol of the flow of the conversation.
She'd be one dangerous woman to have as an enemy at court.
Ferdinand: ah mercedes, praying to the godess as should be done
Mercy: yeah
Ferdinand: the nobility should pray more too
Mercy: sure sure
Ferdinand: we should go and tell them
Mercy: yes certainly. Well gotta go
Ferdinand : ah always so keen on doing good
Mercy in her mind: yes i got away
Pretty much the entirety of Basilios and Flavia's Support Chain is just one Sick Burn after another.
pfft truth!
Don't they also talk about how hot the Ylissiean royals are like Chrom and Lucina?
@@johnathanedwards9054 They do
@@hansgretl1787 I thought so, and then Flavia threatens Basilio after they make jokes about their age
My favorite is still the classic "You disgust me beyond words" when Ike goes to Begnion for the first time.
"If I were not a holy woman I would beat you senseless."
Don't let that stop you L'rachel
*before wathcing* If Mercedes verbally murdering Lorenz isn't on here I'm calling shenanigans.
SHENANIGANS!
Lukas & Haar are some of my favorite characters and this is one of the many reasons why
My favorite burn, hands down, is Miciah calling out Sothe for his fan-boying over Ike. "Ah yes general Ike. Hero of the world, and father of Sothe's children."
I mean, you even included footage from the battle but I gotta say, Haar’s conversation with the boss of 2 Prologue is brutal.
“Why couldn’t you just stay on patrol? Saw a pretty little heron and just had to have her, is that it? I could never decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in the question, though.”
I feel every line python has is a sick burn.
Not sure if it's exactly a zinger or an insult, but nothing caught my attention in Awakening's minor dialogue better than Frederick landing a critical and "Pick a god and pray!" gracing my ears for the first time.
What a line, man.
It also helps that it was delivered with such passion.
It does become a really sick burn if you have Freddy crit on Grima and he tells him to pray. :D
Half of Echoes' endgame lines are just the characters roasting Duma lmao. Leon kinkshaming the final boss is a massive roast though
For anyone who wants a laugh, check out FE10's support conversation list and look at the number of unique lines that all the characters have for Oliver. Almost every character just dunks on Oliver. It's amazing! Below are some of the highlights.
Elincia: "Duke Tanas, I’m sure nobody ever asks this of you, but, do you mind if I come along with you?"
Tanith: "Duke Tanas, is it? I’ve heard much about you-most of it bad. But I hadn’t heard how well you fight"
Sigrun (A-Support): "You’re puffy and bloated-yes. Some would say you’re hideous-yes. But, I am strangely drawn to you. If only we could be together forever, Duke Tanas."
Lethe: (A-Support) "Duke Tanas, I am impressed by your tenacity. Maybe you aren’t worthless, after all. Stay near me so I can protect you to the end."
Haar: "Duke Tanas, if I die here… I want you to know I never liked you. Doesn’t mean I won’t help you, though."
Haar (again): "Duke Tanas, have you showered lately? You know, stink won’t fight ’em off altogether. Let’s team up."
Lekin: I’m the mastermind Ike!
*Dramatic music stops.*
Ike: lekin...... You haven’t masterminded shit.
Lenkin: IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
for 3h rep, mercedes/lorenz supports have some pretty sick burns. I also love linhardt's "Is that so? You'll have to tell me about it sometime when I'm not walking away..."
Dude! Owain's roast was savage. Also, vaida and wallace trashtalking each other is hilarious xD
"fire emblem isn't always about thrilling tales of dragons"
HAHAHA I KNEW THAT REFERENCE
It's sometimes about child murders and drugging people to be mindless slaves!
@@gachalibra9243 or getting cucked and possesed by some evil orb or something, I dunno
Lindhart dissing and then walking away from Ferdinand
"Is that so? I'd love to hear about it sometime when I'm not walking away."
One thing most people neglect about Gray's memetic "Shut up, Tobin" is that it was in response to Tobin eviscerating the bluster Gray was spouting in one fell swoop... so I guess you could call that a burn administered by Tobin.
-which is only further proof that Tobin is a better suit for Mage than Kliff-
Tobin's the best in many things uwu
You heard the man himself: don't count Tobin out!
Cyril's support with Hilda and many of Ferdinand's support (with him being the one roasted) are some good ones.
Really puts the fire in Fire Emblem, don't ya think?
I like Echidna roasting Larum’s cooking throughout their supports.
“Ever since I started the rebellion, I’ve been eating your… I can’t even bear to say it in words. Anyway, I wouldn’t call it food.”
something similar in awakening, where kellam tastes lissas food. the best thing he can say about it is that it exists. also, reactions to bad food in fates can be pretty good, like ryoma accusing you of poisoning him, or kaze calling for a medic
They really snapped with like, every Haar boss interaction
Kotaro taunts Saizo about how he killed his father without him landing a single hit and that the same is going to happen again.
When Saizo kills him he snaps back with: "How's that? Did I land a single blow?" As Kotaro chokes on his own blood.
Returning the line back is an artform in itself. Reminds me of Starcraft 2 and Stukov:
Narud to Stukov: "Stukov! You came here to gloat?"
Stukov: No. I came to say good night, you son of a *itch. (For context, "Say good night, Stukov." was Naruds line when he killed Stukov in Starcraft 1.)
Lukas is one of the best things to come out of garden/sov
Please make a part two full of the Tellius roasts that were left out
Oh, no Clarine ripping Narcian apart. Video still good, the Wallace-Vaida was a fun discovert.
If I got flamed this hard I would have to commit an Emmeryn
DO A FLIP!!
Seriously, Emmeryns conversation with gangrel in the dlc is heartwarming
If I got burned this hard, I would be chapter 6 Sigurd...
Echoes is full of witty burns, but the most savage one is on Berkut. Am I right?!!!
A merciful leader gives a second chance, only a fool gives a third.
@@karasu__tenshi I like Claire and Gray's A and B supports, just solidified my love of the blonde Pegasus Knight. She and Gray make a very nice couple.
@@johnathanedwards9054 Clair is great, "The creepy man will excuse himself now"
Levail: "I will die for Zelgius"
Haar: "Yes Levail, you will"
Ah yes, the legendary sword that will slice dragons and gods like paper and save us all: Bastard Crusher
My favourite is a crit quote
Imagine being a thousand year old undead bandit king who has killed a goddess and is on your way to murder the last of her children
Only to be reduced to ash by a white haired gremlin yelling
“Your irrelevant”
Lysithea is also a queen of roasting people
2:18
He has a point, though.
After all, anything will look lovely if you compare it to Oliver.
Even a literal pile of sh*t