“And then the LORD God commanded the man, “You may eat from any tree in the garden, but you must not eat lasagna on a Monday - for if you do, then MEEEE-OUCH” - Garnesis19:88
@@huntermagnuson8062 unfortunately the chances would still be pretty low 😂 I’ve spoken to some of Jack’s comment selectors and they usually just use comments from TH-cam community posts and Twitter, because the comment section is usually too messy. I’ll definitely repost on Twitter though!
Bots, allow me to correct you: *JACKSFILMS IS NOT A HACKER, I HAVE NO PROOF ON MY YT CHANNEL!!* *MY GIRLFRIEND'S GLASSES DID NOT GET BURIED AND EATEN BY FIRE ANTS IN MY VIDEO 😭📸*
#YIAYbible _"And Josiah, Age Twelve, was crowned the most knowledgeable and enlightened boy on TH-cam, because he prefers older music to modern music, and the lord spoke, 'It is as you said, my son; you were born in the wrong generation.'"_ -Commenticus 19:99
@@furryprideworldwide816 Look to your right and you'll see the rare occurrence of three Bruu-Momants. It is said that they only gather in a group once every 190 years. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment, so you might as well take a good picture.
"It ain't that deep, you like feet" "It means you're in love with your mom" Wow digging up Tarantino AND Freud for this YIAY? That's gotta be worth at least 50 comedy tokens
@@lecherouslibrarian9924 its because people who think they are "real"about things and "based" just love to be mean and gain attention. Also they are probably bot
The Jacksfilms Council needs to be elected as the 2024 president. This rides on the fact that The Jacksfilms Council is only John himself. Don't hide it John. We know.
i looked it up and this is something samuel jackson says in pulp fiction~ Ezekiel 25:17 (Dialogue) Samuel L. Jackson Track 20 on Music from the Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction Jules ritually recites what he describes as a biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before he executes someone. We hear the passage three times-in the introductory sequence in which Jules and Vincent reclaim Marsellus’s briefcase from the doomed Brett; that same recitation a second time, at the beginning of “The Bonnie Situation”, which overlaps the end of the earlier sequence; and in the epilogue at the diner. The exact wording of the passage changes each time Jules dictates it, reflecting an evolution in Jule’s character. Interestingly, this passage is different from the verse written in the Bible. [JULES] "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." here is the actual verse Ezekiel 25:17 in niv bible i will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.’”~
Just for some context, the verse is from a psalm where the author is talking about the jewish exile in Babylon. This particular verse is him being angry at Babylon for oppressing them. The psalm is also the origin of the Boney M song 'By the rivers of Babylon'
#YIAYbible "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkey and emissions was like that of a horse" This is an actual bible verse
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’” - Genesis 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
I considered this one myself, but an astute scholar of Christian faith has been summoned before me, so it is apparent. Fair game, old friend. This is not the last time we meet..
Colecricks, 20-13 "Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. I gave my sermon an urban kick, my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my good ol' pal ol' buddy ol' pal!"
#YIAYbible “As Jesus stood there, upon his disciples, he quoth, ‘Why do they call it oven in when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food’.” -Jub-Jubitticus 13:5
I love them, that new intro video was awesome. Also wtf, are spam accounts in the comments getting worse or what?? Edit: for context, there were 3 spams under op's comment before I commented
"And so, as I carried a league of legends game, a bra-less angel of the Lord brought unto me a sandwich (for which I did not beg) with chips as I got a double kill bot lane." -Ninja 3:16-24 #YIAYbible
*“This is Katana. She’s got my back. I’d advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. Praise Jebus.”* ~Book of The Self-Flagellation Disciples, 20:16
we've come full circle. Jack including all the intros made by the community after PewDiePie stole his show then proceeded to do the same brings a tear to my eye
"And as Moses stared into the burning bush, the voice of the LORD said onto him 'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?' And Moses understood then that he must lead the Jews out of Egypt." -Jon 3:16 #YIAYbible
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED TH-camR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD*
turns out the red power ranger is actually symbolism for him being an epic game review channel, and the power ranger shooting him is actually his sick ass outro
And the Lord said unto His people: "People of Duloc! I give you our champion!" And the people did cheer for He was their Lord. And the Lord declared to His champions thus: "Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great! and noble quest!" And the Lord, in His eternal generosity, offered His champions their swamp back exactly the way it was, down to the last slime-covered toadstool. #YIAYbible
“The Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said she would bear a son and name him Jesus, and that he would one day remove Shrek the Third from the official Shrek canon” - Deuteronomy 3:15 #YIAYbible
The weirdest dream I ever had was King Vegeta leading an armed rebellion against sauron. Vegeta commanded an army of grimaces from McDonald’s lore and one of them was armed solely with a pie dish. I was King Vegeta’s Right hand man, and at one point while I was resting my arm on a windowsill, a crocodile jumped out and tried to kill me, but missed and killed Elmo instead. There was also a vulture the spoke Latin, and at one point, marge Simpson appeared in the sky and then disappeared one second later, and never came up for the rest of the dream.
I had a dream where jack was my dad, and he was constantly disappointed in me for not being funny enough. All his videos switched to just being about how stupid I am and those videos made him the most popular youtuber. All he would do, was follow me around and make one liners about how much of a disappointment I was.
20 When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve. 21 And while they were eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, there is one impostor among us." #YIAYbible
“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” 2 Kings 2:23-24 (i know no one wants a real bible quote, but this is bears eating children)
And Adam said: “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'girlboss,’ for she was taken out of malewife.” -Genesis 2:4 23 #yiayBIBLE
9:05 i, too, have in a dream watched the aftermath of my death in a dream, but for me it was a horsefly that killed me because i heard that horseflies were venomous enough to kill a horse
The one where a king gets stabbed and poops himself. "Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it." (Judges 3:22)
#YIAYbible The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle
#YIAYbible Jesus: Okay guys let’s split the check 13 ways Stewie Griffin: Hey judus, he had like, 3 margaritas, all you had was a salad Judus: ‘Stares angrily’ Verse: Family Guy Funny Moments Series 9 | HD compilation
#YIAYbible 24 When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. 26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. 1 Samuel 18:24-27
#YIAYbible One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. Romans 14:2 (It's an actual quote)
#YIAYbible The lord said "Hey Cain, where is your brother Abel?" Cain:"oh him? I had to beat him with a rock" God turned to their angel supervisor:"and how long did he do that for?" Angel:"as long as he was Abel" Genesis 7:69
Jack: says her working at the credit union has nothing to do with the dream Also jack: explains exactly what her being at the credit union has to do with the dream
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV damn guess I can't go to heaven now because my CBT went too far that one night
Former theology student here, not even because of the context of the verse but because it's proof that even when reading the Bible you can't escape the inevitability of puns: "A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm;" - Proverbs 27:15 The words used for a leaky roof dripping are the same words you could use to describe nagging in general. Best way I can think of an Americanised example would be "A criticizing partner is like getting your balls busted"
And Jesus accomplished the perfect hang ten, jumping not only the shark, but defying expectations of awesomeness. The disciples asked "how do you accomplish such moves bruh?" Jesus placed a pair of shades on his face and responded "don't know, don't care!" Dude'o'ronomy 4:20 #YIAYbible
'According to bible statistics, only a small percentage of my readers are actually are part of the religion, so if you like the bible consider joining the religion, its free and you can always leave the religion later.' - Ezekiel 4:12-15. #YIAYbible
#YIAYbible "those who misspell yiay as "yaiy" have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." - leviticus 20:13 if it were good
1:15 Dreaming about falling teeth, usually means that you fear for your future. Whether you are aware of that, or even if that's unconsciously. Many times it's fear of economic problems. Statistically, it is actually true. It doesn't mean you need to fear of course.
"First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary." Gregory 1:1-2 #YIAYbible
LMAO
this better get picked or i'm rioting
I love this comment
LOL
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Jack is a genius. Make a YIAY, free intros for the next few weeks.
@Bruh Bruh shut
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@Bruh Bruh I make better videos then you,and I have none
He's probably making another one to fit the current yiay since it's blind now
@ how bout you are the greatest youtuber
“And then the LORD God commanded the man, “You may eat from any tree in the garden, but you must not eat lasagna on a Monday - for if you do, then MEEEE-OUCH” - Garnesis19:88
uuuhhh,,,,,,, mee-ow?????
Make sure you put the hashtag on there! I want to see this in the vid
@@huntermagnuson8062 unfortunately the chances would still be pretty low 😂 I’ve spoken to some of Jack’s comment selectors and they usually just use comments from TH-cam community posts and Twitter, because the comment section is usually too messy. I’ll definitely repost on Twitter though!
@KZY w
88-19=69
Was that intentional?? Or am I bad at math
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
Tarantino would give you a high five with that quote, Jack.
Lol this bot loves you
what
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Bots, allow me to correct you:
*JACKSFILMS IS NOT A HACKER, I HAVE NO PROOF ON MY YT CHANNEL!!*
*MY GIRLFRIEND'S GLASSES DID NOT GET BURIED AND EATEN BY FIRE ANTS IN MY VIDEO 😭📸*
@@Dorbellprod fax
#YIAYbible
_"And Josiah, Age Twelve, was crowned the most knowledgeable and enlightened boy on TH-cam, because he prefers older music to modern music, and the lord spoke, 'It is as you said, my son; you were born in the wrong generation.'"_
-Commenticus 19:99
Best answer I’ve seen
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@@furryprideworldwide816 Look to your right and you'll see the rare occurrence of three Bruu-Momants. It is said that they only gather in a group once every 190 years. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment, so you might as well take a good picture.
Too true 😔
I wanna kick everyone who acts like this, you're spitting straight facts
Now that jack got other people to make him intros he doesn’t have to sing every time he wants to make a video, good for him.
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
"It means you're in love with your mom"
Wow digging up Tarantino AND Freud for this YIAY? That's gotta be worth at least 50 comedy tokens
Wow, the triple troll/bot squad. You're incredibly lucky, Mr. Man Downstairs! Or incredibly unlucky, depending on how you see it.
@Savetion Ⅻ Why would you say that?
@@lecherouslibrarian9924 its because people who think they are "real"about things and "based" just love to be mean and gain attention. Also they are probably bot
@@pumkin610 100% bot, looking for attention
And she said unto John, "Is America not, for all intents and purposes, the entire world?"
-Erin 14:5 #YIAYBible
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
@@user-fc2lk4gb6z recent hate? As opposed to giving you old hate? Hmmm
The YIAYble, if you will.
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@@anderkjell2476 YGS, as in "Yesterday, God Said __"
Anyone: "I just had a dream."
Jack: "You have a foot fetish!"
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The Jacksfilms Council needs to be elected as the 2024 president. This rides on the fact that The Jacksfilms Council is only John himself. Don't hide it John. We know.
Oh no here comes the bots
Brothers, assemble against the bots !!
LA HUMAN REVOLUTION
Bots stick to certain videos, jacksfilms videos are safe for the most part
Yes, we of the Jackfilm Council are all just clones of Jack himself
#YIAYbible
Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“Don't know, don't care 😎"
-Genesis 4:9
That’s a good one. I hope it gets picked.
@@Thatcommonrose don't jinx it lol
That's probably like the message or contemporary English version
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
@@user-ew9yw4yz3slove you bro hope yo do well
And Cain said unto the body of his brother Able after slaying him, “It was just a prank, bro.”
- LeTitticus 80:085 #YIAYBible
"You know Bezos would 100% throw a kid."
RIP any chance at an Audible or Ring sponsorship
Good thing he had a few beforehand.
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“foot fetishists shouldn’t be called tarantinos but tarantintoes”-ezekiel 25-17 #yiaybible
"and with that statement, it became law"
i looked it up and this is something samuel jackson says in pulp fiction~
Ezekiel 25:17 (Dialogue)
Samuel L. Jackson
Track 20 on
Music from the Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction
Jules ritually recites what he describes as a biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before he executes someone. We hear the passage three times-in the introductory sequence in which Jules and Vincent reclaim Marsellus’s briefcase from the doomed Brett; that same recitation a second time, at the beginning of “The Bonnie Situation”, which overlaps the end of the earlier sequence; and in the epilogue at the diner. The exact wording of the passage changes each time Jules dictates it, reflecting an evolution in Jule’s character.
Interestingly, this passage is different from the verse written in the Bible.
[JULES]
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
here is the actual verse Ezekiel 25:17 in niv bible i will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.’”~
Out of 1,000 languages in the world you decided to speak facts
jack seems to have forgotten that shrek, the greatest franchise of all time, is a dreamworks production
Much 😂
“And on the third day, God said, “Let’s add the pizza planet truck into the wrong fucking movie.”” - SEGA Genesis 1:3 #YIAYBible
ye
Yas
bezos wouldn't throw a kid, he'd pay someone to throw the kid for his amusement
I agree, Then he would force the kid to work for him until it starves to death
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
And laugh maniacally with childlike amusement himself. “Look at that little Amazon slave go” he cries with glee.
Bezos would get one of his workers to throw the child and would not pay them
Good point
"You know Jeff Bezos would throw a kid."
*6 minutes later, the Ring app goes off*
I think he heard that Jack.. watch yourself..
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” - Psalms 137:9 #yiaybible
Oh yeah, that’s my favorite Bible verse. I learned it from Technoblade.
i hope you get into the next yiay
@@zaza_ink Wait, what!? I thought it was fake! Then again, the Bible is a pretty inconsistent book.
Just for some context, the verse is from a psalm where the author is talking about the jewish exile in Babylon. This particular verse is him being angry at Babylon for oppressing them.
The psalm is also the origin of the Boney M song 'By the rivers of Babylon'
@@zacharygilmore1075 it is from Psalms. There is A whole wiki article on Psalms 137. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_137
#YIAYbible
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkey and emissions was like that of a horse"
This is an actual bible verse
(looks it up)
damn you weren't kidding.
If this isn't in the episode I riot
@@YourCrazyOverlord if the question doesn’t get made into an episode I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs if the episode doesn't get a movie adaptation I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs can a riot be made up of only 1 person?
4:48 is unironically good advice.
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’” - Genesis 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
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Oh I'm well aware of this
Oh God
More like Genesis 69:420 amirite?
I considered this one myself, but an astute scholar of Christian faith has been summoned before me, so it is apparent. Fair game, old friend. This is not the last time we meet..
Colecricks, 20-13
"Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. I gave my sermon an urban kick, my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my good ol' pal ol' buddy ol' pal!"
Seamus Gorman being featured in a YIAY is the crossover I never knew I needed
#YIAYbible
“As Jesus stood there, upon his disciples, he quoth, ‘Why do they call it oven in when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food’.”
-Jub-Jubitticus 13:5
I hate you for this 😂😂
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
I approve of this
The intros are getting more and more chaotic, jack is slowly devolving into madness.
I love them, that new intro video was awesome. Also wtf, are spam accounts in the comments getting worse or what??
Edit: for context, there were 3 spams under op's comment before I commented
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@@BlehhhXP
^ nice lol
"And so, as I carried a league of legends game, a bra-less angel of the Lord brought unto me a sandwich (for which I did not beg) with chips as I got a double kill bot lane." -Ninja 3:16-24 #YIAYbible
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Cody 12×5 - √9 #YIAYbible
Jack never stop using these intros, Even though they look like they were made in 2015 but that's I love them! :D
Three spam replies in a row great coordination guys.
Edit: one got deleted oop
@ If you're gonna make a bot at least learn basic english
"Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Psalm 137:9
This is actually in the bible.
#YIAYbible
wtf
@@tchaikiv8968 the context doesn't help
In my understanding, the psalmist is expressing his desire for those who slaughtered his people to meet the same fate that they brought to others.
@@CrusaderKnight2000 Notably to suffer. And yes that is it as I recall.
"Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain, but a woman who be shopping is to be praised"
#YIAYbible
"Jeeezus inc. holds no responsibility for any refusal to get medical aid due to the belief that prayer would substitute it"
disclaimer 5:7
so deep
Add the #YIAYbible
“and shrek informed thy donkey: ogres are like onions, they both have layers”
-garfielditticus 69:2
#YIAYbible
My favorite Bible verse is: "Sonic and Mario should get together" said Jesus after he got crossed
S&M 15:16
Jack: "This means you are addicted to..."
Ad: "Femiclear, for female genital herpes symptoms!"
My ad was "I am a transgender woman"
I had no ad, that’s pWetty epic 😎😎😎
Holy shit I'm trans now predicted the damn future
10:58 that happened to me too- one time, i thought it was thursday four days in a row
*“This is Katana. She’s got my back. I’d advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. Praise Jebus.”*
~Book of The Self-Flagellation Disciples, 20:16
we've come full circle. Jack including all the intros made by the community after PewDiePie stole his show then proceeded to do the same brings a tear to my eye
@ "I hate you, you're ugly, you're stupid, I hate you, goodnight get off my show."
- Doctor Phil last I checked
Sorry I messed it up, he really said:
"You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me $200."
- Definitely Doctor Phil
"Thou shall not kill unless thou is self-defenced."
-John 10:36 (King James Version)
#YIAYbible
Isn't it "Thou"? Not "Tho"?
@@AJZ0626 ahh shucks
@@CloakerM8 That was such a wholesome response
Holy shit. Jack, don't stop using these intros.
@thx shut
@thx idc tbh lol
i will personally kill everyone who uses comment bots.
@thx Leave your links in your channel, just gooo! I'll spit on my favourites in the next comment section of YIAY!
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#YIAYbible "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" Jackson 3:16
7:42 as a Greek person I can confirm that this happens every day
"And as Moses stared into the burning bush, the voice of the LORD said onto him 'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?' And Moses understood then that he must lead the Jews out of Egypt." -Jon 3:16 #YIAYbible
"Dude. Are you fucking serious? What the hell is wrong you."
- God to Adam and Eve after eating the forbidden fruit (2:16 probably idk)
#YIAYbible
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED TH-camR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD*
8:29 nah thats just mc peepants from aqua teen hunger force
8:01 The fact that this is a picture of an empty room with almost no features, and we ALL know it's Dashcon
#YIAYbible “Thou shalt not use “thou”, “thy” and “thee” improperly in thine invented bible verses.” YGS 5:7
gomenasorry
i just remebered i had a dream calliope mori was in my fridge like john cena in the fred movies
@@overcast2959 Me too, but it was Ironmouse instead of Calli
@Chip thanks for the tip.
Just the whole book of Job. Such a relaxing read.
"A Jack shalt not lie with a Klondike as he would with an Erin." Leviticus 6:9
#YIAYbible
“For a mortal to be considered ‘cultured’, they must read the manga, have a Reddit and own a gamer PC.”
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*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
@@user-tp3wr8km1o I love you 😘😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇🥰😘😏😗👌🏻👈🏻
i wouldn't be mad if that intro was the intro from now on. that was sick!!!
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome lol
Nice bots
Stolen comment that's kinda cringe
"You know how Jesus is dead?"
"Yeah"
"That's boring, bring him back"
#YIAYbible
@Savetion Ⅻ ahaha 😐
And that was the first but not the last of the studio note for the bible x
5:57 this means we now know where the creator of the power rangers got that idea from.
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome
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@Bruh Bruh kindly, no actually PKEASE SHUT UP
WHY ARE THEFE SO MANY FICKING BOTS IN THE REPLIES OMFG
If you're a bot your father went to get milk
turns out the red power ranger is actually symbolism for him being an epic game review channel, and the power ranger shooting him is actually his sick ass outro
@Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×82 no you see the power ranger
5:56 Hey Stwong Bad, I really like your Johnsmovies costume.
And the Lord said unto His people: "People of Duloc! I give you our champion!"
And the people did cheer for He was their Lord.
And the Lord declared to His champions thus: "Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great! and noble quest!"
And the Lord, in His eternal generosity, offered His champions their swamp back exactly the way it was, down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
#YIAYbible
Lmao
I was just gonna ask how our favorite verses could possibly make a funny show. You've answered my question. Thank you.
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“The Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said she would bear a son and name him Jesus, and that he would one day remove Shrek the Third from the official Shrek canon” - Deuteronomy 3:15
#YIAYbible
HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS BURNING AND IN PAIN 👹👹👹👹
If ever there was a YIAY episode I would kill to see the raw footage for, it would be this one
The weirdest dream I ever had was King Vegeta leading an armed rebellion against sauron. Vegeta commanded an army of grimaces from McDonald’s lore and one of them was armed solely with a pie dish. I was King Vegeta’s Right hand man, and at one point while I was resting my arm on a windowsill, a crocodile jumped out and tried to kill me, but missed and killed Elmo instead. There was also a vulture the spoke Latin, and at one point, marge Simpson appeared in the sky and then disappeared one second later, and never came up for the rest of the dream.
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I had a dream where jack was my dad, and he was constantly disappointed in me for not being funny enough. All his videos switched to just being about how stupid I am and those videos made him the most popular youtuber. All he would do, was follow me around and make one liners about how much of a disappointment I was.
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When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve.
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And while they were eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, there is one impostor among us."
#YIAYbible
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LMAO
“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” 2 Kings 2:23-24
(i know no one wants a real bible quote, but this is bears eating children)
That man was Jeff Bezos (492 B.C)
And Adam said:
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called 'girlboss,’
for she was taken out of malewife.”
-Genesis 2:4 23
#yiayBIBLE
“If she is a good friend then she will let you come in the end”
- Master Oogway Section 2:3 #YIAYbible
9:05 i, too, have in a dream watched the aftermath of my death in a dream, but for me it was a horsefly that killed me because i heard that horseflies were venomous enough to kill a horse
The one where a king gets stabbed and poops himself.
"Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it."
(Judges 3:22)
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Dean: "Why does this sound like a goodbye?"
Castiel: "Because it is. I love you."
Dean: "Don't do this Cas. Cas."
Castiel: "Goodbye, Dean."
#YIAYbible
Uh ohhhhh
Noooo it hurts 😭😭😭 I love supernatural so much
The funniest episode of any show ever, oh my god 🤣🤣
10:44 I’ve never been more surprised to not see a sponsored segment
#YIAYbible
The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle
#YIAYbible
Jesus: Okay guys let’s split the check 13 ways
Stewie Griffin: Hey judus, he had like, 3 margaritas, all you had was a salad
Judus: ‘Stares angrily’
Verse: Family Guy Funny Moments Series 9 | HD compilation
hehe, hey lois, this reminds me of the time I singlehandedly caused the flood of Noahs Ark!
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1:46 same, but have house instead of cliff and accidental
#YIAYbible
24 When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.
26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
1 Samuel 18:24-27
David found the job a lot less difficult when he learned he could kill the Philistines first.
Damn lmfao
"I say unto thee: open ye not satchels of wine, but vessels full of soft drinks."
Hebrew 2:34
#YIAYBible
Forgot the hashtag bro
@@lemonsmug ?
@@Amity_Oh_Cramity OH NO
@@polyblank73 the #YIAYBible
"Hebrew" isn't a Bible book
"Upon transcending up to heaven, the Lord said to Jesus: Who's your daddy?" - Acts of the Apostrophes 1:34
#YIAYbible One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. Romans 14:2 (It's an actual quote)
Hate for vegetarians is biblically accurate. So vegetales is blasphemous?
@@shivasive I think it’s just a metaphor
Lollllll
@@ceoofdinosaurs4276 Bible verses are best when taken completely literally.
HOLY FUCK BRO
I just checked, he right
#YIAYbible
And then, Jesus declared, while on his final moments on the cross:
"AAAAH THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE LET ME DIE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAH"
"And Jesus spoke: 'Whyth do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food'"
-Garfielnesis 7:13
#YIAYbible
"For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh."
Psalm 38:7
shit the bible actually goes hard huh
9:13 oh no seamus! What a terrifying dream
#yiaybible
And then the lord said onto his son,
“Art thou winning”
Gamers 43:69
#YIAYbible
The lord said "Hey Cain, where is your brother Abel?"
Cain:"oh him? I had to beat him with a rock"
God turned to their angel supervisor:"and how long did he do that for?"
Angel:"as long as he was Abel"
Genesis 7:69
Then he ate him.
Becoming a cain-abel
I'll leave now
@@Siennarchist
*Roses are red*
*violets are blue*
*I didnt like that joke*
*l o o k. b e h i n d. y o u.*
9:00 dang Seamus Gorman is a jacksfilms fan
who knew
Honestly, I wasn't surprised, he seems like he'd be a fan of him
he mentioned jacksfilms in his draw my life, i'm pretty sure jack is one of the people that inspired him to start making videos
I’ve been really enjoying these latest yiay episodes. Best ones yet
Jack: says her working at the credit union has nothing to do with the dream
Also jack: explains exactly what her being at the credit union has to do with the dream
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
damn guess I can't go to heaven now because my CBT went too far that one night
Fun fact: this is an actual verse from the Bible
"More and more I find bathing to be less necessary at times." -Jake Jiyllenhall 25:17
#YIAYbible
Former theology student here, not even because of the context of the verse but because it's proof that even when reading the Bible you can't escape the inevitability of puns:
"A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm;" - Proverbs 27:15
The words used for a leaky roof dripping are the same words you could use to describe nagging in general.
Best way I can think of an Americanised example would be "A criticizing partner is like getting your balls busted"
7:34 "Ew this means your a Dreamworks person and not a Disney person."
Says the worlds biggest Shrek fan
Hands down, this intro was my favorite out of all of them! The rewind gave me chills the first time I saw it. It was very unexpected.
And Jesus accomplished the perfect hang ten, jumping not only the shark, but defying expectations of awesomeness. The disciples asked "how do you accomplish such moves bruh?" Jesus placed a pair of shades on his face and responded "don't know, don't care!"
Dude'o'ronomy 4:20
#YIAYbible
Appreciating that John is actually using those intros
Appreciated
doing yiay blindly and using fan made intros are two of the best ideas jack has come up with year!
'According to bible statistics, only a small percentage of my readers are actually are part of the religion, so if you like the bible consider joining the religion, its free and you can always leave the religion later.' - Ezekiel 4:12-15. #YIAYbible
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This is well done
I see no one has commented on the specific bible verse I quoted
@@Kyanights309 according to gosd statistics only a small percentage of people watching this are actually going to heavem
#YIAYbible "those who misspell yiay as "yaiy" have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." - leviticus 20:13 if it were good
#YAIYbible
@@theonlyigg4811 you monster
Like this intro. Should bring it back
1:15
Dreaming about falling teeth, usually means that you fear for your future. Whether you are aware of that, or even if that's unconsciously.
Many times it's fear of economic problems.
Statistically, it is actually true. It doesn't mean you need to fear of course.
1:28 "He isn't even dead yet" sounds like he's going to kill his brother
1:41 civ has been featured twice already now…
“In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, ‘Crewmate’ and Among Us characters were revealed, and it was good.”
-Genesis 1:1 #YIAYbible
only human in this reply section!
@@DToTheB I'll stay with you! we can fend them off!
Milosharkey It was not.
Genesis 1:2 "Then out of the darkness Satan appeared disguised as a crewmate. God said that was sus"
*"Jesus is the Impostor: he literally has 'sus' in his name!".*
- Genesus 1:3.