See, girlbosses and Karens have similar ancestors but are actually divergent species based on environment. For instances, girlbosses have adapted to the corporate environment, while Karens have remained in their homemaking environment and haven't changed much in the past few decades.
If the girlboss Christmas movie has a casting call I’d be up. I don’t think I’m strong enough to be the girlboss but I think I can be the quirky friend whose only purpose in the plot is to ask her if she’s really willing to give up a job in the big city for her Christmas malewife.
Can I be the uncomfortably enthusiastic tall elf working with the real Santa that our Girlboss meets just before she has her revelation about the truly important things in life?
Minecraft is a game where you play as a character that doesn’t fit into his world and has to leave textopolis and meet the girl of his dreams so they can defeat the ender dragon
Had one of those fabled moments where suddenly "MLM" didn't mean "Multi-Level Marketing" like Jack intended, but rather meant "Men Loving Men" and I think that is pretty epic
Longest yiay (besides 500) is actually the animating still pictures one. But, yeah, I do like that he's putting more answers into it for more content. And he's clearly having fun with it, so wins all around
That one comment had it all wrong. A Becky can evolve into a girlboss if she has the "queen/boss" or similar title equipped on her twitter bio at level (age) 35. It's a split evolutionary path; if she doesn't have a "boss" level title equipped at level 35 she becomes a Karen that later evolves into a Susan at level 45.
Internet culture is so fucking weird. I have still zero idea what a girlboss is, but I literally know every single reference you put into this analogy.
@@youtube-kit9450 kind of difficult to explain, but from what I know it’s an ironic take on how media overpraises and almost infantalises women of power, basically making it bigger deal than it is. Basically emphasizing that fact that it’s a woman boss, instead of a boss that happens to be a woman. I’m confused as I’m trying to explain it lmao
Maybe Karens are bitter failed girlbosses. That's why they trip with the most minimal semblance of power, they want to achieve what they never could be.
funniest part about "a girlboss christmas" is that the movie would be the exact same as all chistmas hallmark movies since the protagonist is always a girlboss anyways
My dad's cousin is actually an actor in a lot of hallmark Christmas movies and now I'm really hoping he gets cast in the inevitable girlboss Christmas movie
The story of minecraft is about a man who once was on top of the world. he had a well paying job and was accepted by his fellow workers. Until one day, we was replaced by a fist bump emoji and is now forgotten. Soon he meets a young emoji who is able to portray more than one emotion! He helps the kid by showing him how to escape the app and they set off to an adventure to escape the evil forces of the smile emoji. #YIAYcraft
#YIAYcraft Now that you've released your cult classic, "Fortnite Funnies Volume 1", the release of "Minecraft Funnies Volume 1" is slightly past-due. Where is it, John?
I once sang Viva la Vida in front of an (albeit very small) audience, and my biggest fear was that I would accidentally slide into the lyrics of Fallen Kingdom instead. (I didn't, thank god)
@@collinsepulveda8873 I was really worried about the "It was the creepers and the skeletons/ blew down the doors and boxed us in" bit, because that part was always stuck in my head and the line in the original at that point was not memorable at all (source: I can't remember it rn)
I would give good money to a Kickstarter/IndieGoGo to see Jack produce, direct and start in a LifeTime parody called “A Very GirlBoss Christmas” 😂 Edit: Gus Johnson should also have a prominent role. Danny and Drew should play the same person and just swap out randomly throughout and none of the other characters say a damn thing about it. 🥲
#yiaycraft so basically, a man from sweden saw lego and said, “hey, how do we get parents to hate their kids even more?” and put it on a computer. now, the kids get hours of fun and the parents get a subject to rant on mommy facebook about to anyone else with a child
I hope it’s a completely normal hallmark Christmas movie with no change in formula but in every scene there’s a hidden png of jack’s face. You might have to brighten up the image or do some weird arg shit to find it but it’s always there.
Yeah, it's also the blind reading, adds to his genuine reactions, before he used to choose the answers he liked and then reread them in front of a camera, now he reads A Bunch in front of a camera and keeps the best in his opinion in the video, which is a better format
Okay jack is just further isolating himself as a boomer, you've got the boomer questions, the fact he didn't hold the flashlight for his dad and now he didn't have that girl that made leave potions and tried to sell em for actual cash at recess??? What next you didn't have a kid that would do anything for attention such as: eat a melted, stepped on, cheese string off the concrete or bring in a tupperware of grass from recess to snack on in class or eat a worm with some ketchup on it???
6:24 - mmm, kinda! At my elementary school, it was girls charging half up front, half once completed, for a one-of-a-kind bookmark, that they'd make out of LIQUID GLUE in the mold that was the top of the big pencil container, you know the one! I forget what they used for colorants, but I do remember that there was a waitlist, there was supply-cost factored in, if you got one, you were the coolest kid on the block... It was this WHOLE THING. I wasn't popular enough to get one before the manufacturing ring was shut down by the teachers, and possibly the principal... somethin about glue-fumes being bad for your brain?? I dunno man.
Well Jack you see, Minecraft is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™. #YIAYcraft
Still popping in to make sure “every time you broke me this month” is renamed to “Yiaylights”. I’ve commented this so much that my phone autocompleted it 👍
#YIAYcraft So in DC comics, there's this character called Darkseid, right? He's one of the New Gods, specifically the God of Tyranny, Depression, and Evil. Fights Superman a lot. Anyway, in recent years, there's been this thing where people say "Darkseid Is", which is supposed to symbolize how Darkseid and his influence are universal, a present and immediate threat, and, in summation, the true and ultimate source of all that is lonely, oppressive, cruel, and terrible in existence. Anyway, Minecraft Is.
I'm sure that with all our forces and know-how combined, we can make 'The Girlboss Christmas' a real thing. I mean, just look at the Ratatouille musical's success...
Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing "A very girlboss christmas" be uploaded on this channel this december. Maybe make it like a 20-30 minute short film parody of all those so-bad-its-tolerable hallmark christmas movies you talked about last year, starring Erin as the titular girlboss. That'd be pretty neat.
Minecraft, also known as “that cube game” in Japan, is a Japanese media franchise managed by The Minecraft Company, a company founded by Minecraft, Minecraft, and Minecraft. The franchise was created by Mr. Craft in 1995, and is centered on fictional creatures called "Gamers". #YIAYcraft
#YIAYcraft minecraft is a game about a character named Steve who follows his friend Jon to England and receives the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. However, he will need all 6 tools to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis who wants to turn the castle into a resort.
1:31 i was making toast and when i put them in the oven jack said that i shat my pants hearing my name. i turned around so fast i thought he manifested into my house holy crap
Yes Jack, Girlbosses and Karens are one in the same. At a small-town Walmart I used to work at, there were these women right in between both age groups that would come into the store and surveil the aisles with iPads. They'd just pick up an item, check it over, nod, type gibberish on their iPad and then put it back. They wanted us to think they were from Pepsi, Mr. Christies, or head office or something, but we knew all the reps from those places and knew these women were bored wine moms transitioning from girlbosses to karens.
Minecraft is a fun game where you slaughter villagers and their children, burn homes, steal resources, and innocently build your own house like nothing happened! I use it for practice.
Finding out jack only watched the emoji movie once is like finding out that Santa isn’t real
It reminds me of Crispin Glover and how he only watched Back to the Future once.
@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×48 no
_What happened here_
“Jingle bells, Santa smells, cause he’s fuckin’ dead”
@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×48 i respectfully decline
Jack saying "dommy mommy" was not on my YIAY bingo today
Thank you holiday special boba fett
I'm angry how few people there are mentioning it, thank you
What is on the bingo????? I need answers!!!
YES it took me by surprise
@@HorrificHGgames not dommy mommy
A Very Girlboss Christmas should be a MUSICAL, so you can incorporate your royalty free Christmas music.
“Jingle My Bells” should play when the inevitable kiss scene plays between the girlboss and the malewife
My. God. YES.
this would absolutely be a starkid musical
YES OH MY GOD PLEASE
I must have Santa ain’t real in it as the ending song
“All girl bosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9 feet tall.” -Jack 2021
I was looking for this comment
I thought my brain did that
Well…the 400 lbs is correct
...Makes ice
A girl boss doesn't want to see the manager. She IS the manager.
savvy
Jack's genuine giddiness at predicting girlboss common traits is absolutely hysterical, loving it
Blind format comin thru with the genuine reactions
If we don’t get “A Girlboss Christmas” we riot.
No :)
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 yes :)
I’ve got some bad news…
“Anyone who uses the term ✨bestie✨ doesn’t deserve to watch A Girlboss Christmas when it comes out.”
Jack, one video ago: “Hey bestie,”
he just doesnt want to watch his own movie thats all
Jack is a worstie now (canon)
@@Augustrey2773 lore
jack is becoming the dad of youtube with all these boomer questions
He’s America’s dad
Just behind DAD himself.
It’s Confirm!!!
5 million yiay tokens can buy u the girl boss title
So we can finally start calling him "Daddy~"?
Dad?
See, girlbosses and Karens have similar ancestors but are actually divergent species based on environment. For instances, girlbosses have adapted to the corporate environment, while Karens have remained in their homemaking environment and haven't changed much in the past few decades.
I think you're right.
Holy shit youre right
A girlboss is someone who thinks that women can’t be bosses for their skills because otherwise she’d just be a boss
They are like pokemon that have 2 different evolutions like lycanroc
What about MLM moms?
If the girlboss Christmas movie has a casting call I’d be up. I don’t think I’m strong enough to be the girlboss but I think I can be the quirky friend whose only purpose in the plot is to ask her if she’s really willing to give up a job in the big city for her Christmas malewife.
If there was a casting call, I’ll definitely sign up. I’ll be the token black guy that basically is only there to be the black friend!
I'll be the country girl who gets broken up with by the lead male love interest so he can be with the city girl.
Can I be the uncomfortably enthusiastic tall elf working with the real Santa that our Girlboss meets just before she has her revelation about the truly important things in life?
I'd be the quirky, outspoken, bisexual black friend
I’ll be the blunt lesbian who’s just in the background
the way jack says “MAYgan” for megan
I bet he’s played MAYga Man 2 for the Nintendo Erincontainment Sustem
What, do you say Megan like "mega"
John I say it (and usually hear it) Meg (like egg) an (like ‘I saw an owl’).
"I saw that movie one time." Yeah at the WORLD PREMIERE
Okay Jack, we're fucking holding you to it. A Very Girlboss Christmas better appear on this channel come December or else.
I got the torches and pitchforks in case he didn't release the movie
@@rudolphiscrying7575 where do we burn him?
@@inolikethebanana895 pit full of furviuses that he abandoned
passive agressive "or else"
I'm currently preparing the law suit as we speak. It won't be effective until December 25th, but it is in the works.
A girl boss wouldn’t make her boyfriend like Taylor Swift because she doesn’t need a man’s approval
it’s not for his approval 😒 it’s to gaslight n gatekeep lesser girlbosses who don’t have their malewives under control
it's not getting his approval, it's asserting dominance
telling who's the boss
imposing an opinion
and that's pretty girlboss.
PLS-
no, she does it for fun
@Cryptid Dating Sim ik 😔🤚
Minecraft is a game where you play as a character that doesn’t fit into his world and has to leave textopolis and meet the girl of his dreams so they can defeat the ender dragon
This better make it in
Bro why’d you leak the movie script
@@omega5159this didn’t age well
"all girlbosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9ft tall" - John "jacksfilms" Patrick Douglass
THANK YOU why didn't he acknowledge it???
That cracked me up more than it should have.
weigh nine feet
This epic Twitter inside joke got me
I’m glad I’m not the only one confused by this. Maybe he knows something about measurements that we didn’t know.
The real girlboss was inside of us the whole time.
E
Oh wait
Did we eat the girlboss?
Maybe the real girl boss were the friends we made along the way
Pegging
the girlboss doesn't want to see the manager, she wants to BE the manager.
E
Girl Boss vs. Karen!
Somebody make it happen!
@@atinity6749 Just go to my old job in retail, you'll see it every day 😂
@@atinity6749 girlbosses would BODY a karen
The girlboss doesn't want to talk to the manager, she IS the manager!
If you can't beat them join them
Jack, Hallmark does “Christmas in July”. Nobody’s stopping you from making A Girlboss Christmas.
He's referring to the fact that most Christmas movies are filmed in June/July in order to be out by Christmastime.
The Christmas in July for hallmark starts June 25th, what the actual fuck
@@Jack-ie2ve What about Hallmark gives you the impression that they have anything resembling self-control?
"All girlbosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9ft tall"
something's wrong here
No I think thats right
No they weigh as much as 9 disembodied human feet, it’s that simple
The best part of this episode is Jack completely breaking down because of that Wario profile. That shit was too good
I actually looked up 'Wario Erect' because I wanted to find the profile picture. To my surprise there was no Rule 34
I love how Jack """predicts""" the answers aka the community is just so on Jack's humor's wavelength
“All girlbosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9 feet tall” - Jacksfilms (10:03)
Damn I only weigh 5’11” 😔
Senator Seymour sadge
@@senatorseymour9808 short
Had one of those fabled moments where suddenly "MLM" didn't mean "Multi-Level Marketing" like Jack intended, but rather meant "Men Loving Men" and I think that is pretty epic
Pyramid of G A Y
#YIAYcraft
So did I. I was like "mlm moms? Seems like a very small group of people who would use both of these labels, but okay"
It also stands for Marxist Leninist Maoist
@@shmuels1383 Meme Loving Menace
“A Very Girlboss Christmas.”
As soon as he said that, it started snowing outside and carolers came up to my door.
E
@Çhrîstõfêr Pèzēt ×48 thats very sad seek help i hope it gets better
Middle of June, CAP.
"me door"
SPONGEBOY ME BOB!
@@TheAirBear2000 Yeah, just fixed it. 😕
Are we just gonna ignore the fact he said “…and weigh 9 feet tall” at 10:03?
oof
This has to be the second longest YIAY ever, right? No sponsors and over 10 minutes
I think he enjoyed this one so much that he just let it roll, and I don't mind it one bit, this has been one of the best YIAYs in a minute.
Longest yiay (besides 500) is actually the animating still pictures one. But, yeah, I do like that he's putting more answers into it for more content. And he's clearly having fun with it, so wins all around
@@hunterlau6495 okily dokily
@J Dude best laugh I’ve had in a while
oh the times when these used to be 3 minutes long and more than half of the runtime was an ad
That one comment had it all wrong. A Becky can evolve into a girlboss if she has the "queen/boss" or similar title equipped on her twitter bio at level (age) 35. It's a split evolutionary path; if she doesn't have a "boss" level title equipped at level 35 she becomes a Karen that later evolves into a Susan at level 45.
Internet culture is so fucking weird.
I have still zero idea what a girlboss is, but I literally know every single reference you put into this analogy.
@@youtube-kit9450 kind of difficult to explain, but from what I know it’s an ironic take on how media overpraises and almost infantalises women of power, basically making it bigger deal than it is. Basically emphasizing that fact that it’s a woman boss, instead of a boss that happens to be a woman. I’m confused as I’m trying to explain it lmao
Maybe Karens are bitter failed girlbosses. That's why they trip with the most minimal semblance of power, they want to achieve what they never could be.
This seems correct
1:44
That "fuck you" was so genuine
lol
I demand "A Very Girlboss Christmas" be made and Erin MUST be the GirlBoss
And the Pups MUST be her hometown friend entourage
Nah Jack's gotta be the girlboss
jack is the hometown male wife who gets pegged and/or murdered at the end of the movie
@@sourpatchsquid5445 Or both
A Karen is definitely not a girlboss. Karen wants to see the manager, a girlboss is the one who does a little spin and says, I AM THE MANAGER.
YES
funniest part about "a girlboss christmas" is that the movie would be the exact same as all chistmas hallmark movies since the protagonist is always a girlboss anyways
I mean, it wouldn't be a Christmas Hallmark movie if it wasn't exactly the same as all the others, that's what makes them special!
i mean they arent making children work for 2 cents an hour
@@dollienan What?
"yaaas queen has outstayed it's welcome" - guy who immediately said poggers.
Yaaaas is 4 years (or more, i’m not sure) more outdated tbf.
My dad's cousin is actually an actor in a lot of hallmark Christmas movies and now I'm really hoping he gets cast in the inevitable girlboss Christmas movie
What's his name?
So, your uncle?
Does he genuinely enjoy making those movies or does he do it for money
@@illegallogger1250 it would be their second cousin I think
@@sagethespirits he actually genuinely loves it!
When a man really loves a woman and a woman very much does not love him back, he starts playing minecraft. #YIAYcraft
Okay but for real I expect a “let’s write A Girlboss Christmas one line at a time” video coming this December or else.
I hope it’s done sooner, because the meme is sure to die by then
Maybe a girl boss thanksgiving or Halloween special or 4th of July for all the ‘muricans
I like how Jack said “weigh nine feet tall” that’s so funny! Am I right gamers and gamettes?!
Fuck yeah 👏
Missed the opportunity to say gamers and gamehers
The story of minecraft is about a man who once was on top of the world. he had a well paying job and was accepted by his fellow workers. Until one day, we was replaced by a fist bump emoji and is now forgotten. Soon he meets a young emoji who is able to portray more than one emotion! He helps the kid by showing him how to escape the app and they set off to an adventure to escape the evil forces of the smile emoji. #YIAYcraft
A girlboss is just Erin heckling John.
E
#YIAYcraft Now that you've released your cult classic, "Fortnite Funnies Volume 1", the release of "Minecraft Funnies Volume 1" is slightly past-due. Where is it, John?
Mirthful Minecraft Volume 1
7:20 "Girlbosses are ambitious," and my brain finished with "nutritious, and part of this complete breakfast!"
"I saw the emoji movie one time" feels like such a character break
Wait, did he lie then? He said he'd watch the emoji movie once at the world premiere and again at opening night.
Jack finally makes a film and it's "A Girlboss Christmas". I'm not even mad.
Never heard someone say ‘00s as “ohs” thanks Jack, I hate it
Russians say that
Well the alternative is noughties which, unfortunately, sounds like naughties. Not much better in my opinion :/
@@really-quite-exhausted I just say/think “2000s” when I see it or sometimes I think “the zeroes” which is probably just as bad as “ohs”
@@emgball8789 The zeroes sounds like an alternative music band
4:13 We really just watched Jack come up with a video idea in real time
Minecraft is when an entire generation of people will remember a parody's lyrics more than they remember the original.
i sure as hell remember all the lyrics to "revenge" by captainsparklez but have no clue how "dj's got us falling in love" goes
Weird Al already accomplished that before Minecraft came out.
I once sang Viva la Vida in front of an (albeit very small) audience, and my biggest fear was that I would accidentally slide into the lyrics of Fallen Kingdom instead.
(I didn't, thank god)
@@baguettegott3409 "I used to rule the world, Chunks would load when I gave the word" FUCK
@@collinsepulveda8873 I was really worried about the "It was the creepers and the skeletons/ blew down the doors and boxed us in" bit, because that part was always stuck in my head and the line in the original at that point was not memorable at all (source: I can't remember it rn)
Minecraft is the only place where you can legally slaughter a small village.
@Bruh Bruh """troll""" somewhere else
You can legally do that in real life because it’s only illegal if you get caught
@Bruh Bruh Dude, get a life
Well, the Iron Golem objects so…maybe not 😂
E
Well, there actually is a CEO of Girl. There's a skateboarding brand named like that.
Thank you for bringing this up
Her name is megan baltimore so is true that Megans are girl bosses...
@Maive Muker Thats very anti - girlboss, leave some Balti to the rest!
“Thats not a girlboss moment, Thats a coup”
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"All girl bosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9 feet tall" - Jack Douglass.
Yesterday I asked you how tall do you weigh?
The girl boss doesn’t want to see the manager, she IS the manager 😎💅
10:02 “All girlbosses are 400 pounds and weigh 9 feet tall.” ~Jacksfilms
i'm glad someone else heard that
3:48 Jack, Hallmark movies still use flip phones because they give all their movies the budget of only $1000. And boy does it show
I would give good money to a Kickstarter/IndieGoGo to see Jack produce, direct and start in a LifeTime parody called “A Very GirlBoss Christmas” 😂
Edit: Gus Johnson should also have a prominent role. Danny and Drew should play the same person and just swap out randomly throughout and none of the other characters say a damn thing about it. 🥲
that danny and drew thing would be hilarious
PLEASE
but Jack should be the girlboss
It should feature all actually funny youtubers
@@StefanyDjuba Erin should be the GB and Jack can be her buffoon of an assistant
Minecraft is what you exclaim when someone steals your boat and you’re also German #YIAYcraft
took me a moment, but damm thats good
10:03 “all girl bosses weigh 9 feet tall”
#yiaycraft so basically, a man from sweden saw lego and said, “hey, how do we get parents to hate their kids even more?” and put it on a computer. now, the kids get hours of fun and the parents get a subject to rant on mommy facebook about to anyone else with a child
Next YIAY: write the script for the new “A Girlboss Christmas” hallmark movie one line at a time!
10:40 Jack laughed so hard, that he teleported to a different dimension.
If Karens are lawful evil, girlbosses are lawful neutral.
"saw that movie one time and never again" my whole life has been a lie
A girlboss is someone who got banned from disneyworld for throwing a kid off the rollercoaster for screaming to loud. Im so girlboss
Go to a different Disney world and do it again
who's Loud
If I don't see Jack's A Girlboss Christmas this December I'm going to be livid
I'm gonna be filled with uncontrollable rage
I hope it’s a completely normal hallmark Christmas movie with no change in formula but in every scene there’s a hidden png of jack’s face. You might have to brighten up the image or do some weird arg shit to find it but it’s always there.
@@imvegan1994 think that might just give me nightmares
I don't think the answers are better than they were years ago, but somehow the episodes are.
Perhaps it's contagious laughter but it's great
Yeah, it's also the blind reading, adds to his genuine reactions, before he used to choose the answers he liked and then reread them in front of a camera, now he reads A Bunch in front of a camera and keeps the best in his opinion in the video, which is a better format
i hope to see more 10+ minutes yiays in the future jonathoncinema, this was a delight
Minecraft stands for:
Mstans
Istans
Nstans
Estans
Creativity and endless possible creations
Rstans
Astans
Fstans
Tchildr- I mean stans
The 2 in minecraft 2 stands for
2loldumbassthiswasfake
You forgot the #, you need to put it to get on yiay
#YIAYcraft
Did it for you
@@winnamon7587 don’t need it on youtube
Turkmenistans?
I like how these YIAYs are just like the old ones but now he laughs sometimes
I present to you jacks films admitting he gets pegged for 13 minutes
11:52 you used the term bestie yesterday, john
Okay jack is just further isolating himself as a boomer, you've got the boomer questions, the fact he didn't hold the flashlight for his dad and now he didn't have that girl that made leave potions and tried to sell em for actual cash at recess??? What next you didn't have a kid that would do anything for attention such as: eat a melted, stepped on, cheese string off the concrete or bring in a tupperware of grass from recess to snack on in class or eat a worm with some ketchup on it???
those last 2 are genuinely concerning but i agree with the rest of it
Okay did jack is just?
@@colt9758 lol oops
@@imaginativefanatic that’s better lol
WHY WAS I THE FIRST TWO- i didn't ever eat worms cause i loved them too much but i DID lick one once
a girl boss is the girl that has the most yiay tokens
Two bots...
6:24 - mmm, kinda! At my elementary school, it was girls charging half up front, half once completed, for a one-of-a-kind bookmark, that they'd make out of LIQUID GLUE in the mold that was the top of the big pencil container, you know the one! I forget what they used for colorants, but I do remember that there was a waitlist, there was supply-cost factored in, if you got one, you were the coolest kid on the block... It was this WHOLE THING. I wasn't popular enough to get one before the manufacturing ring was shut down by the teachers, and possibly the principal... somethin about glue-fumes being bad for your brain?? I dunno man.
I don't think the difference between a girlboss and a karen is that one's more evil. The difference is that one's successful and the other's a Karen.
A successful person does not call themselves a 'girlboss.' Girlbosses exclusively sell essential oils.
@@CylindricalWhistle exactly!!
Well Jack you see, Minecraft is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.
The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
#YIAYcraft
Haha
i’ve been pacer tested again
This is the new rickroll
@J Dude ???
make the “A Girlboss Christmas” movie jack, we will only see the one you make, 1 hour + long. let “A Girlboss Christmas” be your next big film.
His name will finally make sense!
Still popping in to make sure “every time you broke me this month” is renamed to “Yiaylights”. I’ve commented this so much that my phone autocompleted it 👍
#YIAYcraft So in DC comics, there's this character called Darkseid, right? He's one of the New Gods, specifically the God of Tyranny, Depression, and Evil. Fights Superman a lot. Anyway, in recent years, there's been this thing where people say "Darkseid Is", which is supposed to symbolize how Darkseid and his influence are universal, a present and immediate threat, and, in summation, the true and ultimate source of all that is lonely, oppressive, cruel, and terrible in existence.
Anyway, Minecraft Is.
I'm sure that with all our forces and know-how combined, we can make 'The Girlboss Christmas' a real thing. I mean, just look at the Ratatouille musical's success...
Why wasn't Erin hosting this YIAY? I'm sorry this was just a bad creative choice.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing "A very girlboss christmas" be uploaded on this channel this december. Maybe make it like a 20-30 minute short film parody of all those so-bad-its-tolerable hallmark christmas movies you talked about last year, starring Erin as the titular girlboss. That'd be pretty neat.
at 7:58 jack finally realizes he's a boyemployee
"All girl bosses are 400lbs and weigh 9 feet tall."
Okay, Jack.
If anything Jack's forehead weighs 9 feet tall
Minecraft, also known as “that cube game” in Japan, is a Japanese media franchise managed by The Minecraft Company, a company founded by Minecraft, Minecraft, and Minecraft. The franchise was created by Mr. Craft in 1995, and is centered on fictional creatures called "Gamers".
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There was also a detective movie starring Danny Devito as Steve
#YIAYcraft minecraft is a game about a character named Steve who follows his friend Jon to England and receives the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. However, he will need all 6 tools to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis who wants to turn the castle into a resort.
No no no that's minecraft 2: the tail of 2 steve's
1:31 i was making toast and when i put them in the oven jack said that i shat my pants hearing my name. i turned around so fast i thought he manifested into my house holy crap
Yes Jack, Girlbosses and Karens are one in the same. At a small-town Walmart I used to work at, there were these women right in between both age groups that would come into the store and surveil the aisles with iPads. They'd just pick up an item, check it over, nod, type gibberish on their iPad and then put it back. They wanted us to think they were from Pepsi, Mr. Christies, or head office or something, but we knew all the reps from those places and knew these women were bored wine moms transitioning from girlbosses to karens.
Oh jeez, its like they want to get a job there so badly minus the commitment
Wtf
I think this is possibly his best YIAY yet, due to his many revelations of the nature of himself and feminism
Why does Jack talk about the Emoji Movie as if he didn't do about 6-7 months or more of free publicity to the movie back in 2017
This is - BY FAR - my favourite YIAY so far! It just kept going, and Jack kept breaking. Amazing.
holy shit jack this one is FUNNY. i haven’t laughed this hard in years
Fun fact : He hired people to pick comments for him
@@NamaMagic so what
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Fun fact: we know this
@@NamaMagic yeah but his reactions add to it
@@NamaMagic Yes, that's the whole point of this new format.
Minecraft is a fun game where you slaughter villagers and their children, burn homes, steal resources, and innocently build your own house like nothing happened! I use it for practice.
Jack is just only now realising he's a male wife and it's more refreshing than a sip of holy water
8:23 damn jack why you gotta call me out, put me on blast like that
At this point I think he's just asking cause he doesn't know.
honestly very surprised jack didn’t ask “help me write A Girlboss Christmas” in the end of the episode
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It's like those _"Jungle Survival"_ videos, but virtually, because gamers don't have the health capacity to lift an actual axe
he wasn’t even on his thinking chair for the girlboss christmas idea