Don't say bat you may offend China. Don't say *** you may offend the ****. Etc. Wow, the US is really turning towards dictatorship. Thought we used to have freedom of speech. If it looks like a frog and hops like a frog and says ribbit, it's a freaking frog. You call it what it is. I'm not going to call my hamburger a filet mignon.
The cyclist is great. Watched him elsewhere and someone kept yelling at him about the trucks behind him and he kept yelling back "what, I can't here you". Doing al this just to aggravate the truckers.
@@greatspirit I hope Uncle Vlad pays you in something other than rubles, considering your precious dictator made your country's currency functionally worthless.
@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence well then the bicycle guy must be antifa. I always wondered what he looked like, since antifa gets blamed for so much gop interference by the people who create most of their own problems!
The whole reason the show is called, "Wiseguys," is because the entire cast is likely made up of mafiaoso that Rudy struggled for most of his young life to put away and now must work alongside because they are the only ones who will barely 🙄 tolerate him now.😒
And if anyone watched the hearings, Senator Cruz was combative and abrasive. I’m embarrassed to admit I currently live and vote in Texas. Certainly not for him however,
Sorry, but Biden needs to be in old people home more than Rudy, my god, falling down the steps to air force one, confused all the time, mumbling his speech, forgets where he is at... who, is really running our country?
@@MultiMicelle get bent, maga troll. President Biden fell UP the stairs, as it happens to many other people out there too, even if they're only half President Biden's age. trumpy, on the other hand, needed help and a General's hand to tiptoe DOWN a ramp. PATHETIC. 😂😂😂
@@MultiMicelle I wanted to laugh, (who doesn’t want to laugh at the President?)but was impressed he got up by himself and sprinted a couple steps. Trump walking up the air force one steps with toilet paper on his heel…no fall can top the idiocy of that 😂
U have. Nerve. Look what that old man has done to our country in 2 yrs. How's gas? Hows inflation? How u like the war? You people are mindless sheep zombies created by the media.
CanCruz also whined about the fact that Stacey Abrams had a cameo in the season finale of Star Trek Discovery. Now, I'm no fan of that show, but I think when you played a role in nearly bringing American democracy to an end, jet off to Cancun as your constituents die and then blame your daughters for it after you're shamed into coming back, you lose forever and always any right to be considered seriously by any normal thinking person.
Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
Yesterday here in Windsor Ontario Canada across Detroit Michigan, we don't have to wear masks any more. And I don't have any shot's, and never got flue shot's ever in my life. Thank God. Let's see, hopefully this lasts.
Can you blame them? Their arms are still in a full cast from that time he threw them under the bus for his trip to Cancun. They may not be able to give hugs for quite a few years
@@peggyivey5828 would love to see what you look like! Mrs. Biden is a beautiful, successful woman that your type is alway so jealous of! You are probably living off the government with your brother and 10 children!
I’m just glad they gave the dog up. A person like that doesn’t deserve the unconditional love only a dog can give. I hope the little fella finds a happy and kind forever home.
@@emart6156 E Mart, since you mentioned Cancun, in reference to Ted Cruz, may I please know what is your honest general opinion regarding México, Mexicans, and Mexican culture both good and/or bad? I'm just curious thank you.
@Michael As if :biology is simple.. If it was then cruz and bone heads would be able to understand it. And the difference between "gender identity" and "sexual identity". .
OMFG! That NewsMax show was ridiculously post-ironic for Rudy at the “mob sit down.” That’s after the whole concept of the show: a well-lit, centre-of-the-restaurant mob sit down cheered by the other diners. Darkness becomes light.
First thing I thought of is how it looked like a scene from an Italian mob movie. The outfits, the mannerisms, the look of the restaurant it was all perfect.
When Rudy sneezes children’s under garments fall out of his pant legs and pockets all over the ground. He just shrugs “Children, churches, hehe, legal fees”.
Rudy was going to molested that poor girl in Borat. It’s on camera, he was busted big time. No repercussions for King Baby’s lawyer though. Rudy is a sick perv, like most Republicans.
I live in Stanly County, 😳. ! I about choked 😆 when I heard that ... small town NC is very interesting to put it nicely! A LOT of the trump loonies.... I really don’t fit in here lol...
My wife was a vet tech way back when...and some of reasons they wanted the dog put down was just as vacuous... At least the owner took the dog to a shelter
Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
@@dlarta7265 because Biden is printing a ton of money for useless stuff- which devalues our currency, and the USA is not becoming energy independent and the Democrat party is purposely throwing America under the bus. That’s why
Massive respect for that biker. Imagine when the truckers get to DC and people are like "Yeah, the mask mandate isn't a thing anymore." Edit: I guess they're going to think that someone in the government said, "Hey, look at those truckers doing they're job. Let's remove the mask madate!"
@@sarawilliams3190 I take it back if I'm mistaken , however I believe New York still have a mask mandate in place for schoolkids . ( child abuse ) Is this not true ?
Why does Ted keep having issues with airports? Think he should stick to just driving and not be allowed to leave DC unless he can fly home with the other state Senator to Texas. He needs to be in timeout for a long time for his disrespect to airport staff.
„Things that never happened“ for 800. If flight attendees and pilots are so happy to see Ted Cruz, there would be so much videos and selfies with him and airport employees showing him hugging them. You know, what people are doing if they love something.
He just pulled a Trump playbook move.. Trump had said something almost the same, paraphrasing here: "these big tough guys were coming up to me crying saying thank you sir We couldn't have done it without you sir". So stupid. How are people fooled by this?!
Oh Jimmy, that marathon skit was priceless. I could not stop laughing. Thank you for putting a smile on my and many others faces in these really dark times.
Dude I hate to stay the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
@@charlesg7926 well this is a wildly irrelevant addition to the conversation being had about Rudy playing the Penguin in a Batman movie.... did you post this in the right place?
@John Wick that awkward moment when you care about a few unvaccinated people dying from Covid (even though they can get the vaccine anytime), but you don’t care about the fact that millions of people are gonna die from World War III thanks to crazy Joe
Rudy struggled to find his words and his “friends” laughed… b/c they knew they were being recorded. 🙄 Ted always overestimates his importance. Love the bicyclist!
Yeap..therefore nobody can get mad at Truckers for holding up traffic and for causing distress from their honking. The trucks are simply honking at the bicyclist. Great pròp to put a bicyclist in front and blame it on the left...hahahaha
o u! smh. the arguements I go back then. Still fresh in my head. I just can't. but thanks for the joke, I'm gonna tell that person next time i talk to him.."Yeah, what about those one day hearings on the latest nomindee"? and see the blank look. "Huh?"
I’m a bus driver in Vegas… I’m so dumbfounded by the way we are treated. You wouldn’t treat your mailman like passengers do. You wouldn’t treat your grocery clerk, garbage man, mechanic, etc… anybody who provides a service… I stand with your comment!!! Careful people, tread lightly.
As a Canadian, I love the bicycle slow roll for the convoy of nonsense
Me too It was hilarious! Wish I had thought of doing that and could. :-)
Just wait until they get a convoy of bicycles.
Rudy is certified batshit crazy!!😂😂
Don't say bat you may offend China. Don't say *** you may offend the ****. Etc. Wow, the US is really turning towards dictatorship. Thought we used to have freedom of speech. If it looks like a frog and hops like a frog and says ribbit, it's a freaking frog. You call it what it is. I'm not going to call my hamburger a filet mignon.
@@JeepersCreepers58 irrelevant blather. non sequitur much?
@@jimmythebold589 My point has been made.
Rudy took down the organized crime families in New York.
Like Lindsey Graham’s ‘word’ means anything after the last statements he made regarding Supreme Court appointments.
He sounded as drunk as he was after the riot
He sounds like Putin promising a ceasefire
The Judge already did a good job of refraining from laughing at Lindsey as he was speaking.
@Thomas Paine Don't you mean MAGA traitor?
His word is about as valid as Rudy’s.
Thanks for the stress release, Jibby Kibble. I love watching you!
Thumbs up for all of your stuff, Jimmy.
The cyclist is great. Watched him elsewhere and someone kept yelling at him about the trucks behind him and he kept yelling back "what, I can't here you". Doing al this just to aggravate the truckers.
Ain't that just special...
So many woke disinformation mules licking Creepy Kimmel's boot.
Were did you see him??
Where was this lol
@@greatspirit Woke is the constant refrain of racists. Good work identifying yourself.
@@greatspirit I hope Uncle Vlad pays you in something other than rubles, considering your precious dictator made your country's currency functionally worthless.
The cyclist is perfect, you cant get mad at him for doing the exact thing they are doing (interfering traffic in protest). Big props to that guy.
But they threw a hissy fit claiming ANTIFA interference.
It's madness.
@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence Both of you are talking BIG FACTS
"How dare you protest us when we are protesting."
@@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence well then the bicycle guy must be antifa. I always wondered what he looked like, since antifa gets blamed for so much gop interference by the people who create most of their own problems!
Props to him, I guess. But all it takes is one person to snap and realize the law of physics
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Cruz ' The captain will come up to me in tears, hug me and say Sir, sir, thank you for your service'. Straight BS right out of the Trump Book of Lies
Nobody likes Ted Cruz. Toleration is the best he can expect
Service? What does he do?
I can't even imagine the damage he must have done to that poor city when he was mayor.
I just laughed the moment Rudy started to laugh 😂 ....they ALL looked ridiculous! Like some ghoulish television sitcom.
Creep-fest. Uerrrgh!
The whole reason the show is called, "Wiseguys," is because the entire cast is likely made up of mafiaoso that Rudy struggled for most of his young life to put away and now must work alongside because they are the only ones who will barely 🙄 tolerate him now.😒
I know 🤣🤣🤣
To that cyclist-Never doubt one person can change the world.
Russia doing gods work
🙏🏽👍🏽
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@@suzyrottencrotch5132 Killing people? Thanks for letting us know what your god is 🤣
@@suzyrottencrotch5132
That looks like the worst get together at the Olive Garden that I have ever seen!
It looks like moments before somebody called Sal to take Angelo and have him "sleep with the fishes."
No respectable Italian eats at olive garden.
@@paulcatalano8726 Rudy isn’t a respectable anything, so…
Those patrons were given a few freebies to applaud for rudy.
So glad we are shut of the rudy.....
Oh cabbage. Nice tie Rudy. I'm sure the Ukrainians appreciate your "support".
Y Mazz, maybe Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman will beg to differ, though. They're in prison, awaiting trial,I think.
Love how Sal motivates! The young lady pushing Grandma at the end was adorable! 🥰
Love ya Jimmy!!
That bicyclist truly did bring a smile to my face
Ted Cruz probably threw up that "do you know who I am" defense. Sir, everyone knows who you are. But not for the reasons you think.
He should be put on no flyer lists
Especially at an airport. No.. we didn't forget, sir! Nice try. Any attention, even bad, is good, I guess. If that's all one can get!
I heard on a tube video that he did do that.
"Sir"?
@@JDog_Unchained It was now on CBS and Inside Edition (with partial video).
Ted's own kids won't hug him.
And if anyone watched the hearings, Senator Cruz was combative and abrasive. I’m embarrassed to admit I currently live and vote in Texas. Certainly not for him however,
@Kari Lee, Hopefully, you all will get him outta office next election cycle. He's........... exactly!¡
Same here. He’s such an embarrassment
So would you vote for Beto.
Giuliani looks like Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog commercials!
Lol really hehe
someone from the Giuliani family please put Rudy in assisted living before he gets himself hurt or something ffs
Sorry, but Biden needs to be in old people home more than Rudy, my god, falling down the steps to air force one, confused all the time, mumbling his speech, forgets where he is at... who, is really running our country?
@@MultiMicelle get bent, maga troll. President Biden fell UP the stairs, as it happens to many other people out there too, even if they're only half President Biden's age.
trumpy, on the other hand, needed help and a General's hand to tiptoe DOWN a ramp. PATHETIC. 😂😂😂
@@MultiMicelle I wanted to laugh, (who doesn’t want to laugh at the President?)but was impressed he got up by himself and sprinted a couple steps. Trump walking up the air force one steps with toilet paper on his heel…no fall can top the idiocy of that 😂
@@ToneTraveler Hahahaaa oh the toilet paper incident. That was hilarious. 😂
@@ToneTraveler didn't see that one...
"The subtle racism jambory" = confirmation hearing. Good one!
So far the trucker convoy has been destroyed by the DC Beltway, teenage girls flipping the bird, and bikes 😂🤣
Canada did it best 🇨🇦
Thanks Jimmy, this is a perfect reason why we are going to Vote BLUE and safe our Democracy and constitution from these morons.
Thank you. ✌🌻
You voted for a dementia patient. It is not the conservatives trying to change the constitution.
I fell sad when I realised how much truth is being changed or obscured in the American media.
Biden sniffs girls hair and forgets what state he’s in and forgot what country was being invaded by iraq
U have. Nerve. Look what that old man has done to our country in 2 yrs. How's gas? Hows inflation? How u like the war? You people are mindless sheep zombies created by the media.
See how one person on a bicycle and a dream can make a huge difference thank you !!! 🇺🇸
CanCruz also whined about the fact that Stacey Abrams had a cameo in the season finale of Star Trek Discovery. Now, I'm no fan of that show, but I think when you played a role in nearly bringing American democracy to an end, jet off to Cancun as your constituents die and then blame your daughters for it after you're shamed into coming back, you lose forever and always any right to be considered seriously by any normal thinking person.
Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
@@charlesg7926
Uhhhhhh.....WRONG. 😧
I heard he used the old "do you know who I am?" ultimate Karen trope.
@@antifa1370 male karen. Or...Malren.
I feel so bad for his kids! I would rather have Charles Manson be my dad than that thing.
I bet Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson doesn't cry during her conformation so they will just call her emotionless.
Do you think she likes Cerveza 🍻 like Kavanaugh
Confirmation?
@@pannachawangkul585 See that's what happens when you mix pain killers and beer.
@@pannachawangkul585 BWAHAHAHA...😂🤣...RIGHT....!?!?
And she better wear her American flag pin! Obama throw back. The idiot Maga nuts don’t realize this all was done by the Tea Party over 10 years ago.
Rudy Giuliani......."Recount Dracula".
That's gold, Jerry.......GOLD!!!
Yesterday here in Windsor Ontario Canada across Detroit Michigan, we don't have to wear masks any more. And I don't have any shot's, and never got flue shot's ever in my life. Thank God. Let's see, hopefully this lasts.
Sal with the clutch throwback - "Mayor Tom Bradley!". With that, I have a sudden urge to listen to Randy Newman
Poor Ted Cruz, he's desperate for a hug, even his daughter won't hug him.😢🤮
I take comfort that all this is recorded so his daughters will be able to see what a smuck their daddy is.
@@egrace3738 His actual name is Raphael Edward Cruz. Looks like he wants to be white
@@elizabethgrogan8553 Rafael*
@@nicholasfarrell5981 Rafael Eduardo Cruz 😆😅🤣😂
Can you blame them? Their arms are still in a full cast from that time he threw them under the bus for his trip to Cancun. They may not be able to give hugs for quite a few years
If they’re hugging Ted Cruz; it to subtlety check him for a weapon.
That woman DID NOT want to sit next to Rudy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah and I don’t think those “diners” in the background are excited to be clapping for him…. They are definitely getting paid!!🤣
That biker is my new hero. 🤣
Thank you, Jimmy!
If Cruze could continue to cover his face after the pandemic, that would be GREAT.
Cover that poorly made merkin!
I vote for Bidens wife to cover her face.
I agree. He could use a plastic bag.... 👍
@@peggyivey5828 would love to see what you look like! Mrs. Biden is a beautiful, successful woman that your type is alway so jealous of! You are probably living off the government with your brother and 10 children!
Which one? Hell, he got so many. And none good enough to look at.
The best line in this monologue is "can we put the owner down?" My thoughts exactly, Jimmy.
I was about to write it but you beat me…
@@patrician3821 Me too.
I thought this was an alpha male thing, proving dominance over the other dog... gee what a smart owner...
I’m just glad they gave the dog up. A person like that doesn’t deserve the unconditional love only a dog can give. I hope the little fella finds a happy and kind forever home.
@@bikingal4283 That's exactly what it is. Would he rather they fight it out? His dog must think he's an idiot!
I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time on TV. (I'm in eastern time).
I like her. She's smart and calm. She has to put up with this over blown blow hards
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You and your staff ROCK!!!
You should find that cyclist and bring him on your show!
Airline stewardess: "I'd rather hug a cactus."
Ted's getting random hugs like I'm winning the lottery every week. Without buying a lotto ticket.
"They come up to me, big, strong men, who have never cried, and they have tears in their eyes, and they say, "Sir, thank you for..."
Is cancun Cruz the humpy or the humper.
😂🤣😂
@@emart6156 E Mart, since you mentioned Cancun, in reference to Ted Cruz, may I please know what is your honest general opinion regarding México, Mexicans, and Mexican culture both good and/or bad? I'm just curious thank you.
Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo Rodriguez Et Al🙂.
Thank you Jimmy ❣️😃
Good news about our wonderful new judge. Cousin Sal was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, Jiimmy
I won't trust Manchin and Sinema not to vote against Judge Jackson until after the vote takes place.
Manchin confirmed yesterday that he will vote for her. 🙌🏽
@Michael As if :biology is simple.. If it was then cruz and bone heads would be able to understand it. And the difference between "gender identity" and "sexual identity". .
She is replacing a far left Judge so it will not be any difference in the decision making
@@PK-bh1ww Gender identity is crazy. Define gender now compared to what it has been defined.
OMFG! That NewsMax show was ridiculously post-ironic for Rudy at the “mob sit down.”
That’s after the whole concept of the show: a well-lit, centre-of-the-restaurant mob sit down cheered by the other diners.
Darkness becomes light.
Former Cruz Harvard classmate; "You always knew when Ted was around, and not in a good way."
Ted is a minority.
Loving the cousin Sal at the marathon segment...freakin hilarious 😂
That scene of Rudy laughing with them goons has me dying 😂 so dry. It was perfect
Exactly, like a scene outta Good Fellas
so creepy
First thing I thought of is how it looked like a scene from an Italian mob movie. The outfits, the mannerisms, the look of the restaurant it was all perfect.
Just like the phone call!!
When Rudy sneezes children’s under garments fall out of his pant legs and pockets all over the ground. He just shrugs “Children, churches, hehe, legal fees”.
Glad rudy didnt try to “tuck his shirt in” when he saw the brunette at his table 😂😂
I thought Rudy was going to reach in his coat like he's going for a gun and break out his Remington electric shaver and have a shave at the table.
Rudy was going to molested that poor girl in Borat. It’s on camera, he was busted big time. No repercussions for King Baby’s lawyer though. Rudy is a sick perv, like most Republicans.
Lucky she didn’t make him blush and start sweating black liquid.
It was like a comedy skit😂
o f u now I'm gonna have nightmares tonite! dammit
Thank God that dog is safe. Those people are too stupid to own a dog.
Yes. that dog could have been put down. What the hell is wrong with people. We don't deserve dogs. They're too good for us.
I live in Stanly County, 😳. ! I about choked 😆 when I heard that ... small town NC is very interesting to put it nicely! A LOT of the trump loonies.... I really don’t fit in here lol...
That's why I love dogs more than people.
My wife was a vet tech way back when...and some of reasons they wanted the dog put down was just as vacuous... At least the owner took the dog to a shelter
It’s a step up they took him to a shelter as in the past they would have beaten him, possibly to death. The psychos are less violent than they were
Thank you sir!!!
I love Jimmy Kimmel live a Way to go Jimmy Kimmel you rock
Given the choice of meeting Ted Cruz, I'd rather have a kidney stone.
Better a temporary pain in the urethra than a permanent pain in the rectum eh.
Yes freedom of speech I hate !!!
With friends like Ted, who needs flesh eating diseases
His wife was praised by trump
Worst pain I've ever endured. Wouldn't wish it on my enemies.
But I agree with You 1000%
I'm so thankful these monologues are posted on TH-cam now... I literally look forward to these every night/following morning.
Right? It's like 'coming home to normal people'.
Dude I hate to state the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
why?
@@dlarta7265 because Biden is printing a ton of money for useless stuff- which devalues our currency, and the USA is not becoming energy independent and the Democrat party is purposely throwing America under the bus. That’s why
Yes!!! Fr!😃😄
Massive respect for that biker. Imagine when the truckers get to DC and people are like "Yeah, the mask mandate isn't a thing anymore."
Edit: I guess they're going to think that someone in the government said, "Hey, look at those truckers doing they're job. Let's remove the mask madate!"
They are still masking kids .
How is it "not a thing anymore " ?
@@michaeljust1193 no they're not. Most schools are mask optional in my area, and I'm in a true blue New England state.
@@michaeljust1193
Nope…and I’m in California.
@@michaeljust1193 Yeah, um, that Trucker rally isn’t about masks or mandates. It’s just another Trump rally. They lie, watch the live streams.
@@sarawilliams3190 I take it back if I'm mistaken , however I believe New York still have a mask mandate in place for schoolkids . ( child abuse )
Is this not true ?
"Trumpsylvania" and "Recount Dracula" killed me.
Why does Ted keep having issues with airports? Think he should stick to just driving and not be allowed to leave DC unless he can fly home with the other state Senator to Texas. He needs to be in timeout for a long time for his disrespect to airport staff.
Ted Cruz: People hug me and thank me for my service.
Me: Because of course that's what the Zodiac Killer would say as he's killing his victims
with those cold dead eyes
NOBODY is accusing Cruz of killing people. You're absurd.
@@RebeccaMcCagueSipe that's something the zodiac killer would want you to think!
@@praxis6172 woke culture is sickening
@@praxis6172 They know nothing of Buckethead
Hey Jimmy, you should find one of these Cruz-hugging-flight crews and invite same to the show.
Good idea
„Things that never happened“ for 800. If flight attendees and pilots are so happy to see Ted Cruz, there would be so much videos and selfies with him and airport employees showing him hugging them. You know, what people are doing if they love something.
Lol! 😍😂
He just pulled a Trump playbook move.. Trump had said something almost the same, paraphrasing here: "these big tough guys were coming up to me crying saying thank you sir We couldn't have done it without you sir". So stupid. How are people fooled by this?!
I think Ted Cruz had been drinking and got mixed up, he wasn’t hugging the flight crew, it was trumps tiny nuts!
@@BarnaclesBailey I was just about to ask if these random flight attendants are calling him "sir". 🤣
They're keeping the duct-tape handy.
"Why is she sleeping? She passed away Wednesday" omg I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Yes, let's divert our eyes from what's really going on.
Every day rudy becomes more and more the Mad Hatter from 1952's alice in wonderland lol. From his look, his psychosis and definitely his voice
I still think he works for Mr Shadow given his black goo incident on his head.
@@richardarriaga6271 Nice reference! That came out 25 years ago, I'm feeling so old these days...
@@ianarmstrong9594 ha,ha,ha,not
He sounds like my uncle did just before being diagnosed with stomach cancer.
I keep thinking of Rudy as "of very low intelligence" version of "the joker".
Oh Jimmy, that marathon skit was priceless. I could not stop laughing. Thank you for putting a smile on my and many others faces in these really dark times.
Cousin Sal is fricken hilarious. Thanks !!
that cyclist deserves a trophy. He should have training wheels and a squeeky honking horn or bell on the bars. on a pink bike.
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MAKE TED CRUZ
IRRELEVANT AGAIN😐
Oh god, I’m genuinely horrified at the ovation for Giuliani
Oh god, I continued and it got worse..
I mean why be surprised Hillary said in 2016 these are a handbag of the most deplorable people you've ever met.
@@TheBasher-_- frankly idgaf what Hillary said about anything at all 😂
As an American of Italian descent, I am embarrassed by the Newsmax segment.
Who cares
I'm not Italian and I'm embarrassed. It think this goes well beyond ethnic stereotyping.
@@WBKimmons Lol I guess you did enough to comment. Or maybe you're highly invested in not caring.
@@loookaroundyou 🤣
eh whatcha gonna do? Im walkin here!
Senator Cruz isn’t special. He needs to be a law abiding citizen. Party of law and order, right?
You cloud fly a plane between that gap in your teeth.
"YOU can't break the law! I CAN, though." - Republicans
His Doctor told Ded Cruz: "You've got vacuum in your head!" Cruz replied: "But I'm not blonde". Doctor: That's what make you special!"
"Did you experience any unexpected interruptions along the way".
Hilirious!!!😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣
Keep feeding this nations ignorance. You're fantastic.
They should have casted Rudy Giuliani as the penguin in the new Batman movie, would have saved tons of money on makeup affects.
He would've been too cartoonish and unbelievable. Danny Devito was a far more subtle and nuanced Penguin than Rudy would be.
Dude I hate to stay the obvious but nobody gives a crap about Covid anymore. We’re concerned about the rapidly rising cost of living, high inflation, high gas prices, and WW3 on the horizon. Nobody cares about Covid anymore bro
@@charlesg7926 well this is a wildly irrelevant addition to the conversation being had about Rudy playing the Penguin in a Batman movie.... did you post this in the right place?
Ohhh sorry. Roger Stone already called dibs on it! But I hear Simon Barr Sinister role is still available!
@John Wick that awkward moment when you care about a few unvaccinated people dying from Covid (even though they can get the vaccine anytime), but you don’t care about the fact that millions of people are gonna die from World War III thanks to crazy Joe
I like how Cohen calls him Rudy colludeeee lol
That fake McDonald's ad was priceless. A good laugh is so rare these days...
The Pat McAfee Show gives out great laughs daily 😁
Actually, It was no fake
I haven’t laughed at Jimmy Kimmel since 2004
Rudy struggled to find his words and his “friends” laughed… b/c they knew they were being recorded. 🙄
Ted always overestimates his importance.
Love the bicyclist!
The marathon was hilarious 😆
From America's mayor to Treason's jester.
@John Smith How's all that begging Biden is doing with terrorist state Iran, using a Russian mediator, eh?
...and this after Cruz claimed airline staff love him so much!
$20 says she won't cry like Kavanaugh during the hearing.
$40 says she won't threaten revenge during the hearing like Kavanaugh.
And she won’t say that she loves beer 🍺 😂😂😂
$60 she never sexually assaulted anybody.
Sigh, will they EVER go away?
Loved the marathon video!
that cyclist is a legend.
HOLDIN UP TRAFFIC LIKE A PRO! 👍
holy crap 41 likes in a half hour? NOICE!
Yeap..therefore nobody can get mad at Truckers for holding up traffic and for causing distress from their honking. The trucks are simply honking at the bicyclist. Great pròp to put a bicyclist in front and blame it on the left...hahahaha
@@fuckyoutube4changingmyusername They can honk all they like, it won't do anything for them
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The Left didn't like it in Canada.
@@fuckyoutube4changingmyusername America's hat sadly aint their MAGA hats. Shoulda just had canada keep em. I dont want em >_
Another great one! I needed the laugh today thx guys✌❤🤣
Cousin Sal and Aunt Chippy - Jimmy's relatives too, have great comedic timing!!!😂
THE NEWSMAX CLIP PURGED MY BREAKFAST!!
GOP to Ketanji Brown: Do you even boof, bro?
Ted "Karen" Cruz...perfect!
They should confirm her after one day of hearings.
o u! smh. the arguements I go back then. Still fresh in my head. I just can't. but thanks for the joke, I'm gonna tell that person next time i talk to him.."Yeah, what about those one day hearings on the latest nomindee"? and see the blank look. "Huh?"
What??
Imagine what those flight attendants must do to Ted's inflight meal...
Can we give them all a standing o?!
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😂😂😂
This guy fly's coach, no meal just chips and soda.
I’m a bus driver in Vegas… I’m so dumbfounded by the way we are treated. You wouldn’t treat your mailman like passengers do. You wouldn’t treat your grocery clerk, garbage man, mechanic, etc… anybody who provides a service… I stand with your comment!!! Careful people, tread lightly.
Lets give those flight attendants some ideas...... lol
Spring is absolutely the best season 🥰🥰🥰
Oh, Wow, what a Show!! Thanks for the laughs--and the Marathon--wow!
No mention of Anita Hill? Moscow Mitch must have forgotten.
Quick question.
Did Brown-Jackson cry at her confirmation?
Or just Kavanaugh?
She never once said ' i like beer'
That's the funniest Cousin Sal I've seen. 😂 🤣
Just spit out my coke with the new McDonalds in Russia!!! Love your show Jimmy! The Cousin should have his own show!
best joke he ever made "put the owner down". finally, a good piece of advice wrapped in a giggle.