Time to face the brutal truth it was never about Hilary’s emails and with Kamala it’s not about qualifications. It’s about the number of men that would never vote for a woman against a man for president.
Honestly, this is what I was afraid of back in June and early July. I’m gonna hold on to some hope yet, but … I feel literally sick at the ignorance and hate I’m seeing play out here.
@@malachi-Putin said he wants his half of Germany back. Putin is also now your ally, as is Orban, as is Kim Jong Un. Obviously you're happy with that - the rest of us, not so much.
About this election. An old Turkish saying goes like this. "When a clown moves into a palace, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus". Worries and love from Europe
Dont know about Europe but Muslims are really worried after Trump win, now why would that be ??? Is Turkey on track to become a bigoted Islamic country like Iran? Hmmm......
America….I never want to hear the phrase “this is not who we are” again. You have elected this man twice now despite everything you know about him so yes, this is who you must be😢
lol yeah fixing our awful food supply and rockets that are cheap and actually work? Nah let’s get more astronauts stuck in space at 20x the cost and keep people obese.
How is this happening!?! What is wrong with people??? I’m terrified of what this means for our country and democracy. This is worse than when Hillary lost.
I honestly thought that I couldn't get more embarrassed and ashamed of this country in 2016, but I was wrong because this is so much worse. I am just simply disgusted and sickened at this point.
Trump had no wars, amazing economy with low interest rates and low gas prices, and cared about our borders. Your candidate and party tried to take Trump out twice, weaponized the justice system to make him a felon and took him off ballots in primaries so people couldnt vote for him, and then Kamala claimed they were going to fix everything wrong when they already had 4 years to do something and did absolutely nothing. The left are tyrants and broke every rule to get rid of Trump, he deserved to win
Democracy never existed, It was a fantasy sold by Corporate America. You have been a corpocracy for over a century.. Politicians are puppets for corporate donors and always have been
Great episode. Love the parody of the voting graphic board. I lean right, but always watch CNN for their map guy, he’s truly incredible and stays with the data and has so much inside info
If you take a closer look, don't you think that it's ridiculous that other country election would determine the outcome of almost 90% countries on earth? Buffles me, everytime I think about it. I'm depressed and terrified at the same times. Not saying if Harris win it'll be better. But Trump? Seriously?
Ek stem heeltemal saam met jou, boet. Dit is 'n slegte dag vir die wereld. (Translation for non-Afrikaans speaking people: I completely agree with you, brother, it's a bad day for the world.)
Unfortunately, the rest of the world should have probably been a warning sign, in retrospect. Anti-establishment leaders have been winning elections in Europe, in recent years.
I dont find anything funny, its a shock and a tragedy and I as a woman feel worse than I ever have about our country and the misogyny that obviously exists.
Don’t worry just continue to live your lives and thank trump when you eventually realize your quality of life has been greatly improved under his leadership
I'm glad the daily show's humor is open to making fun of itself. Glad with Jon Stewart back the show isn't too uppity to take it's humor too seriously.
So 1930s 🇩🇪 is now at play here in the US almost 100 years later. “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” And here we are … I’m sick and heartbroken and terrified.
As a fellow historian, thank you for saying this. It's hard to stay hopeful when you see the same patterns, rhetorical styles and phrases, and tactics echoing in this election as we've seen and studied in past moments of oppression, demonization, and outright genocide. I hope, so much, this won't be the case again.
The Democratic Party has to take some of blame for tonight's results. They used to be considered the party of the working-class. People not living in big cities or having college degrees didn't feel they were being represented by the party anymore. Trump tapped into that disenfranchisement.
I haven't been able to smile in the past 3 hours and dreaded trying to sleep. Thanks Jon, again, for giving me a sliver of hope for humanity and giving me a possibility of sleep. I know Jon would never run but for the love of everything, give that idea another chance.
That’s the most white woman to white woman communication:) I love it. If you attend workout classes, and enjoy Ugg boots with yoga pants, and a big jackets…then yes I hope these “trying times” will pass smoothly. My grandfathers had to serve in War for their citizenship. You guys are the same.
Roughly 31 million Americans who were eligible voters decided that not voting was in their best interest. They are fully complicit in what will happen when Project 2025 takes hold of their pathetic lives. Edit: I stand corrected. There were apparently 244 million people who were eligible to vote in this election. That means that 105 million eligible people DID NOT vote. Staggering.....
I hate people who dont vote!! They are only thinking for themselves, rather than the people who will actually suffer if trump wins. Pathetic and selfish.
Blame the broken system, I'd have voted if i didnt live in California, where I know she's going to win. Sadly, we dont go by popular vote. So stop acting like it would matter regardless. Hillary won the popular vote, look where it got her.
@@CodexQuinn I live in Montana, where my vote for president never counts. But I still voted! We also had a senate & a house race to vote for, too! There’s absolutely no excuse for not voting!
Here in Italy i we are scared about your decisions... Please don't destroy world economy or mess with Taiwan and ....of course you are gonna let Putin destroy Ukraine... Congratulations
No, ukrainians did not fought so hard. They fled the country by the tens of millions and they expect others to fight for them. I'm not talking about the women and childred, but the draftable men. They were the first to flee. Funny thing is many fled to Russia. They work and live there. BTW. "the sanctions" are just a pretext. The gaspipe in Ukraine is operational, because they bring money for some Biden associates. Yes, you read it right : the russian gas transiting Ukraine brings money. True capitalism.
I really thought that common sense would prevail overall in the US. I think what many are saying is right though, racism & sexism are much bigger issues than I thought. Condolences from Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yes they are I am in TX, and both the racism and misogyny is very deep rooted. Embarrassing and scary...so disappointed. 54 years and it's worse than ever I can't understand this mindset, and I'm done.
Thank you for your sympathy and understanding. Add to the racism and sexism a deeply ignorant population thanks to the state of the educational system in the U.S., in particular the southern states.
Its going to be alot longer than 4 years. Didnt you hear him say "You only have to vote this one last time, we'll have it fixed so you wont have to vote anymore"?
I'm so... tired. I thought I felt tired before, but I've never felt this tired.... It was called before people were finished voting in Utah and Pennsylvania and when technical issues were cropping up in voting booths across the country. I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but it feels too fast and too pro-Trump. I'll accept it, but it feels so wrong to watch this happen. Thank you again for your coverage, but this is a dark day indeed.
That feeling is due to you only getting your info from the mainstream media, and Hollywood. They are only feeding you anti-Trump propaganda 24/7, so of course you will think it’s a bad thing him winning. Don’t feel down, the cost of living will go down for all Americans. Cost of housing will drop, as will interest rates. War will decrease, corruption will be dealt a major blow as well. A couple examples of your being uninformed: 1. You likely don’t know about the Abraham Accords, for which Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. You also likely didn’t know that Biden/Harris only sent North Carolina hurricane $750 as relief, but it wasn’t even a relief payment, but a LOAN…If that’s what the government did for you, how would you possibly consider voting for Harris? Because a comedian said an off-colour joke at a Trump rally? 🤦♂️
Because they don't "Vote Republican" They ARE "Republicans". Asking them to flip is literally asking them to turn on their entire culture and way of life. They are as different a race of people to liberals as Jamaicans and Pakistanis.
I saw a lot who said they did (even some democrats) because of economy, which they are misinformed about, trans rights, or abortion rights, seems a lot more transphobic and sexist people than we thought even hidden in the democrats or independents circle.
I didn't vote because I live and I'm registered in Kentucky. Besides Gov. Beshear, there was never a point of voting democrat, Kentucky would have NEVER gone blue. So, my vote would have been useless anyway.
You mean saving Marxism? You were happy with the government reigning over a peasant class and getting elites richer. You are way out of touch with reality.
It genuinely makes me so upset to think of how insane this makes my country look not just now, but in the history books in the future. I cannot believe that THIS will be our legacy…
So tired of this comment - "things will become more affordable under a Republican president." No, no they won't. That's not how it works. Taxes will be cut, even for rich billionaires. But how much things cost is a separate issue.
Sad that so many people in this country have decided to go against human rights and also possibly our constitution. I have realized this Country has become the country of hate. I don't even know what this Country is anymore. I will hope that all we fear does not happen and we can get through the next 4 years.
You should have known. America is always the headquater of anti-socialism and a right leaning country among all developed countries. Democracy is not a cure-all. Anti-working class rights will lead to populism and ultimately this situation. The collapse of democracy is the late period symptom but the deterioration began much earlier.
@@schradog01 No it’s not, men of America have let their mothers,wives and daughters down they voted Trump in and the rest sat on their tushes and wouldn’t vote for a woman. Oh yes, you showed us who you were!
Historians claim the average empire lasts 250 years. 2024-1776=248 I think we can make it another 2 years before it all falls apart. But 4 years? I'm not holding my breath.
I didn't either. I really hate my so called fellow citizens for being such tratiors to Democracy and all of us. I feel the same way about the media. They could have stopped this the whole time.
I’m in Canada, watch your elections closely ‘cause it affects us. I’m so depressed right now. This makes no sense. How can that man get away with all he does …and spew his vile rhetoric?!? Is America that hateful !??? I’m gonna be sick
Sorry but America likes low gas prices, interest rates, and cost of living. We also like no wars and to have our border secured. Guess which candidate didnt have any of those in their 4 year terms?
@@rola1449 wasn't great then. isn't great now. won't be great going forward. No country will respect us. Hopefully you'll understand that he isn't for you, or for me, or the American people; he is only for himself and his billionaire friends. It doesn't surprise me that you enjoy german history, given the parallels of today's republican party and a certain party that ruled over germany around say, the 1940s.
What democracy? Unfortunately all significant power is in the hands of one party. Unfortunately they like to cheat. And even if they didn't have to cheat this time, they will be perfectly happy once they are given legitimate power to cheat to make sure that we can never win again.
Dude, we are finally going to end wars and start paying off debt...... were going to support the nuclear family. We are going to stop allowing men in women's sports..... oh and we are going to enforce our laws and support law enforcement. Yup bunch of idiots alright.🤡
@@scottyheavthe weird thing is that its your guy who won, right? So why, when a person states what's going to happen, based on the things your candidate said he would do, would you refer to those things as "doom and gloom". You should be yelling "yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen. That's why we voted for him. We listened to what he said, and we hate the constitution, democracy, and our allies as much as he does!" But no, you do understand it's a bad thing, you just chose to ignore it..
@@ajkulac9895oh yeah, I’m working toward moving back to the motherland, China, imma work on how I’ll explain this to my ancestors that sacrificed to get me into this country was all totally in vain.
I’m the only male in a class about gender and law. I have gotten to learn a lot from these insanely intelligent women. I’ve never said this with as much meaning as I’m saying this now: my heart aches for them. This is a terrible day in American history, if not among the most shameful.
When history is taught to people in the future about the country known as the US that was once a strong nation that faded away into oblivion, this will be moment in history that will be recorded as the beginning of the end.
Yep. They just decided to become the second Russia. Time for US Americans to get used to learning a second language. Mandarin is gonna be important in the future, I think.
The sheer power of ignorance and immoral, greedy decadence claims another. To think so many have perished in revolutions for what we had and people hear who once claimed to value that above all other gleefully and willingly threw it away to spite the ones they hate
I think this will be closer to the end of the end. Many Ph.D. theses will be written about the beginning. Reagan claiming government was the problem and then the GOP working to ensure that government could no longer function? Newt Gingrich's "Contract on America"? The Tea Party? The Koch Brothers' fifty year plan to take over the Supreme Court? The GOP war on education? Nixon's Southern strategy? So many "beginnings of the end." Trump is just Frankenstein's monster.
@kal17-qk2wx Spoken like someone with nothing to lose from a Trump presidency. Lemme guess, you're a straight white Christian male with no health issues
I’m in awe. Trump has lied every time he opened his mouth and so many still voted for him. I’m glad I’ve made my living, and kids are grown. When DT craps on America again they will still be blaming Biden or worse Obama.
No matter what the result is, I don't think my faith in my country is ever going to recover from seeing how half of the population still emphatically supports him.
@Shadowdoc26 Inacurate. She was Vice, not president. And even a president needs the senate, that has a republican majority. So when are you going to ask your republican representatives to take responsibility as well?
You know what? I refuse to give up. I'm grieving deeply. I'm disgusted and horrified, especially for my fellow women. But when I've finished grieving, I'm going to keep fighting for the future and principles of equality and peace. The women in my family are not going down without a roaring fight. As my grandmother used to say, "often beaten, never defeated."
Absolutely. Please take inspiration from the millions of people that fought oppressive regimes. It will be exhausting, but their experience is recorded and you can take courage from it. You're standing on the shoulders of giants.
@@zackcinq-mars2129 It’s all some of them were looking forward to though. It’s why they were okay with voting for a guy who says dictators are awesome.
It's a Very Sad state indeed! Hard to believe the abject ignorance of folks, to allow this wanton criminal Back into the White House, it's truly stunning and very, very depressing!
Remind them of this when they complain about the economy or inflation or health costs, etc. I’m sad because they chose a dictator over this countries course democratic values. This is not America anymore.
I never thought I would ever have a reason to say this, but I am so ashamed to be from the US right now. I am ashamed and terrified. On behalf of the half of this country with any sense, I profusely apologise to the world. I can't even expect another country to rescue me from this mess. Why would they want me?
@@z0rgMeister Four years with no restrictions. Go tell the Texas mom who just lost her daughter yesterday, due to the Supreme court decision who overturned Roe V Wade that it's just four years.
Speaking from Europe: I could not have imagined that our American brothers and sisters leave us hanging in the war, with the support of Ukraine. Now we've got to shift our politics, leaving important issues like climate change behind. All the best to everyone!
There are no real issues for the voters anymore. IF you cared about the economy, it was obvious whose plan was sound and understood how the economy worked and had some plans and policies bring up small business and the middle class. iI it was healthcare, one candidate had a plan to expand it to long term care while the other wanted to cancel it with nothing to replace it. IF its women's rights, you know which to choose. If it was justice system, again pretty obvious. If its diplomacy, one wants to work with our allies, the other with our enemies. It's not about the issues. If you cared about anything that wasn't about entertainment, division and hate, the choice was clear. Tonight showed what was really important.
Indeed, also according to pools people favored Harris over Trump. But not enough of them actually voted. Elon Musk's scam lottery helped Trump in swing states for de-facto stealing the election.
Absolutely. Anyone with a few brain cells functioning would see that the issues caused around the world post Covid were being addressed and the future was improving. This was decided on hate, racism amd misogyny.
@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr That was a thing thought up by the Heritage Foundation almost 50 years ago. All those years and right wing presidents later, and it still hasn't happened.
Sadly, this may affect all of you across the ocean too. It's well known that the Australian government tends to follow the US, including in foreign policy. We appreciate the sentiment, but focus on keeping your government from becoming as bad as ours is looking for *hopefully* only the next four years.
Well, Democracy led to this result. Giving a vote to uneducated people that just vote against whoever is in office based on whether they personally felt richer 4 years ago. That and the Electoral College but let's not pretend it should be this close in the popular vote. Democracy ended itself. What will come is worse but still.
@@junkies1111 Isn't that specifically NOT how democracies are supposed to settle problems, when the vote doesn't go our way? I'm pretty sure a major component of democracies is supposed to be NOT having civil wars
@@AlmostaFlipinSkater Because a staggering amount of Republicans have publicly condemned Trump, including 90% of his former cabinet who said he's unfit for office and his own VP. All of this is completely unprecedented in America.
30 million people stayed at home, 65 million went out of their way to vote against their own constitution, accountability, freedoms, self respect, because they watched a TV show in the 2000s that made a morally and financially bankrupt monkey look like a successful business man, and he gave them the courage to be the worst that they can be.
America is a country in which IMAGE has always mattered more than REALITY. No one can lie like Donald J. Trump and NO ONE in the history of America has been better at gaming this system to his own advantage.
@@michaelvarcolac7296bro it's 2024, please stop bringing up the last election which Trump lost. Why not bring up the popular vote he lost in 2016, which he blamed on illegal aliens voting, opened a tax-payer funded investigation into his claim--which found absolutely nothing--and then never talked about it again.
This is unbelievable... i guess just spouting lie after lie after lie, being outwardly, blatantly racist and sexist is the way to win. As per usual, our society rewards the worst of the worst.
They will continue to falsely take credit for ACA. There's been no plan to replace with anything better in 9 years and there won't be now. Not even a "concept of a plan"
Klepper on a flying cheesesteak is the tiny bit of joy i didn't know i needed tonight. Best F-cking News Team Ever, thanks from a very depressed Philly.
We saw this story in 2016. This country would vote in a serial killing, child touching, plane hijacker, before voting in a Woman has president. Had the Blue Team stuck with Biden, the results very well may have been different. Which is insane since Kamala is the better candidate, but this country isn’t logical
I thought the joy and excitement would turn out voters bigger than 2020! Biden got 81 million… how can Harris be just around 62 million at 11:45pm mountain time !???
It's absolutely horrifying that despite everything that man has said and done, the American people have voted for him again! I'm sorry for everyone who voted blue, but to all the others: don't complain when the country goes down the drain with this imbecile at the head of government! My sincerest condolences from Germany.
Very few lucky states will be just fine. I live in Minnesota, thankfully. Our lives won’t change much at all. Sadly that’s not how it will be for everyone in each state. :(
Keep your condolences. What do you think is gonna happen to us here in Germany once King Trump leaves NATO? Do you you think Putin will refrain from using tactical nukes in Ukraine? Cause, you know, next year maybe he won't have to, and then, I guess that war will swiftly be over. And then he'll have a LOT less stopping him from going for Poland next.
@@e.mmacarrWe assume that. But I sure as heck will never want to set foot in a state with an abortion ban while married, won’t live in a state where Democrats are hated, and won’t support leaders who hate me.
@@easyenetwork2023 I don’t blame you. I feel lucky to live in MN every day. Education, health and services are excellent here. For a reason- we elect amazing people.
If you voted for him: congratulations. You deserve everything that he does. You got your guy, so don’t complain about the things that happen next. If you didn’t vote for him: I’m sorry for everything that happens. Keep your chin up.
He's gonna destroy us. And I predict they'll find a way to blame Hunter's laptop when it happens. Not themselves...they'll blame everyone except for themselves. My family did NOT vote for that vile piece of excrement. I'm sick inside!
To a non American this feels like watching a friend return to an abusive relationship
😢
This is so accurate
And everyone who voted Harris are the kids stuck in the middle. 😮💨
That is exactly what this is.
As a Kenyan, I approve this message 😂
Time to face the brutal truth it was never about Hilary’s emails and with Kamala it’s not about qualifications. It’s about the number of men that would never vote for a woman against a man for president.
This is it but there are women too who wouldn’t vote for one!
1,000%
Honestly, this is what I was afraid of back in June and early July. I’m gonna hold on to some hope yet, but … I feel literally sick at the ignorance and hate I’m seeing play out here.
And some women
And apparently the women who hate themselves and other women
Jon Stewart is like the orchestra that kept playing while the Titanic was sinking. What a hero! 💕
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"An hero" is a euphemism for suicide.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Is that… wait was that? Wait.
An hero? Biden was the an hero surely. He jumped on the grenade and threw the election when his party asked him to.
typo? ironic typo? we'll never know
I haven’t seen a women beat this bad by a man since the summer Olympics.
Yes, partly why the Dems lost.
🤣🤣
😂
As a German: I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.
You create drama to feel important, huh?
FEAR is the easiest way to control the masses.
@@malachi- when n**i like you exist, whole world feels pain.
@@malachi-Putin said he wants his half of Germany back. Putin is also now your ally, as is Orban, as is Kim Jong Un.
Obviously you're happy with that - the rest of us, not so much.
I feel you, i am deeply concerned about the security of my kids.
@@James-o2u9x...nah...you just cannot compete with our Communists from China.
About this election. An old Turkish saying goes like this. "When a clown moves into a palace, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus". Worries and love from Europe
Painfully true
I like seeing this comment on every Daily Show video from the past month+ 😅
Europe isn't fairing any better
Dont know about Europe but Muslims are really worried after Trump win, now why would that be ??? Is Turkey on track to become a bigoted Islamic country like Iran? Hmmm......
Yea stay in your craphole and out of our politics
The worst thing that ever happened to America is sudden political awareness by folks with no self awareness.
Wow.. TH-cam comments for the win! Nice wording.
You mean democrat voters?
Boom!!!
Hmmm, and having their political awakening occur over social media has not helped at all..
I blame Zuckerberg 100%. I'm not even kidding. This wouldn't have happened without Facebook.
Jon Stewart For President 2028 💙💙💙💙
America….I never want to hear the phrase “this is not who we are” again. You have elected this man twice now despite everything you know about him so yes, this is who you must be😢
This is who they are for sure
Exactly
This isn't who we as a whole are. Just the ones who want a tyrannical ruler and the oppression of minorities.
We are not a monolith so hold your useless criticism to yourself.
That’s so true this is now who you are , l am so sorry for all the decent people who will pay the price
This is insane. RFK running health. Musk. Deciding Tax policy. Religious running schools
Yes leave if you can it will get very bad
Cannon as Attorney general 😂
you forgot Don Jr. 2028
Sounds awesome !
lol yeah fixing our awful food supply and rockets that are cheap and actually work? Nah let’s get more astronauts stuck in space at 20x the cost and keep people obese.
How is this happening!?! What is wrong with people??? I’m terrified of what this means for our country and democracy. This is worse than when Hillary lost.
Hahaha!
Right? How could people view a monster like Trump presidential?
Yeah especially if he had control of senate and congress
We are living in the age of Autocracy.
There are many reasons why Hilary lost, she was the one who failed and lost to Trump
Canadians are in shock.
don't be as we'll be in the same boat shortly
It's like having a poll at the end of Silence of the Lambs and finding out that over half the audience is rooting for Hannibal Lecter.
Or Buffalo Bill
The late, great Hannibal Lecter?
@@Notorious_F.I.G. He wants to have you over for dinner
Literally
So true!
I honestly thought that I couldn't get more embarrassed and ashamed of this country in 2016, but I was wrong because this is so much worse. I am just simply disgusted and sickened at this point.
I feel physically ill.
Genuinely ashamed to be American rn
@@DarylBark😂fantastic
Trump had no wars, amazing economy with low interest rates and low gas prices, and cared about our borders. Your candidate and party tried to take Trump out twice, weaponized the justice system to make him a felon and took him off ballots in primaries so people couldnt vote for him, and then Kamala claimed they were going to fix everything wrong when they already had 4 years to do something and did absolutely nothing. The left are tyrants and broke every rule to get rid of Trump, he deserved to win
Then you are not a real american.
Best wishes from a devastated Australian. Worried about Ukraine, the effects world wide of tariffs.
We are so sorry.
Same from the UK. We have our own far right here that I hope Trump won't be able to inspire
Also Aussie, and also very sad and worried for our US friends.
At least you don't have to worry about China in your part of the town. They're working their way from the South China Sea to down under.
Also the mass deportation next year
Democracy dies in plain sight.
With thunderous applause
you mean when dems let kamala run for president?...
How so, democracy choose, and it wasn’t your candidate, so now democracy dies?
people were told to vote one way for democracy which is anti democratic.
TRump saved democracy.
Democracy never existed, It was a fantasy sold by Corporate America. You have been a corpocracy for over a century.. Politicians are puppets for corporate donors and always have been
The average empire survives 250 years, we’re at year 248. Right on the money
The ghost of Sir John Glubb laughs
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Where did you get that stat? Hard to believe that Rome and Egypt don't drag that average much higher... there haven't been THAT many empires.
Geez. That’s encouraging. 😢
Sounds made up but point taken
Desi Lydic was obviously really upset, and her eyes were red from crying. She is the heart of a lot of us.
She knows what's coming. Trump with 100% immunity wanting to leave a mark before he exists this world.
yes, more tears
There is nothing to laugh about, nothing....
@@CaptainGinyuu really are captain ginyu, favoring the autocracy villains in dbz and in real life
I noticed. Her eyes. That's not a bit. These are comedians... that's just grim.
In my office we were watching the map all day and our mood just kept getting worse. This is in Australia and this is horrifying to watch
Why do you care if you live in Australia? Americans don't give two shuts about your politics
We care because this actually has international implications and effects.
Maybe I can come live in Australia with you? I’ll bring cookies….
Yes us Aussies care about democracy and you guys. Sad day .
@@kittlee3704 bring jolly ranchers
Great episode. Love the parody of the voting graphic board. I lean right, but always watch CNN for their map guy, he’s truly incredible and stays with the data and has so much inside info
I’m a Trump voter but love Stewart and Maher and a couple other lefties.
Speaking from South Africa: what a sad day for the US and, indeed, for the rest of the world.
Why? Democracy won.
@@marneus No, the billionaires won - and unless you're one of them YOU EFFING WELL LOST YOU EFFING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you take a closer look, don't you think that it's ridiculous that other country election would determine the outcome of almost 90% countries on earth?
Buffles me, everytime I think about it. I'm depressed and terrified at the same times. Not saying if Harris win it'll be better. But Trump? Seriously?
Ek stem heeltemal saam met jou, boet. Dit is 'n slegte dag vir die wereld. (Translation for non-Afrikaans speaking people: I completely agree with you, brother, it's a bad day for the world.)
I am South African too. I cannot believe this. Sad day indeed
The rest of the world is watching, and is amazed that you can do this to yourselves again, after everything
Unfortunately, the rest of the world should have probably been a warning sign, in retrospect. Anti-establishment leaders have been winning elections in Europe, in recent years.
Don't rub it in, everyone in the comments here is in pain
We are so sorry.
CRY. COPE
after what?
That you guys can make jokes at a time like this is the most uplifting thing - my heart is broken. Thank you for this small relief
I dont find anything funny, its a shock and a tragedy and I as a woman feel worse than I ever have about our country and the misogyny that obviously exists.
This is mostly what humour is for. To lift spirits and preserve sanity in dark times. Jon Stewart is a saint.
exactly. we need this now more than ever.
Don’t worry just continue to live your lives and thank trump when you eventually realize your quality of life has been greatly improved under his leadership
@@godislove544haha geese well maybe you should’ve have a better candidate.
I'm glad the daily show's humor is open to making fun of itself. Glad with Jon Stewart back the show isn't too uppity to take it's humor too seriously.
So 1930s 🇩🇪 is now at play here in the US almost 100 years later. “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” And here we are … I’m sick and heartbroken and terrified.
And they're going to make sure we don't learn, or learn a lot less. Removing certain things from the schools. Smdh.
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE
Welcome to WWIII
@@tonisodano5472 Tump has praised the mustache man, and has claimed he wants to be a dictator
I Am Spartacus 🎉😊
Resistance Is NOT Futile !😊
As a historian, I'm so upset. We've been raising alarm, ignored until the disease became too widespread.
As a fellow historian, thank you for saying this. It's hard to stay hopeful when you see the same patterns, rhetorical styles and phrases, and tactics echoing in this election as we've seen and studied in past moments of oppression, demonization, and outright genocide. I hope, so much, this won't be the case again.
Nobody reads Santayana anymore.
Trump was right. The media really was the enemy of the people. Just not the way he meant.
The Democratic Party has to take some of blame for tonight's results. They used to be considered the party of the working-class. People not living in big cities or having college degrees didn't feel they were being represented by the party anymore. Trump tapped into that disenfranchisement.
@@FlintIronstag23That's fair, but what more should they have done, realistically? Do you have any specific thoughts?
I haven't been able to smile in the past 3 hours and dreaded trying to sleep. Thanks Jon, again, for giving me a sliver of hope for humanity and giving me a possibility of sleep.
I know Jon would never run but for the love of everything, give that idea another chance.
Nobody with a shred of common sense is sleeping tonight .
Sorry but there is very little hope for you now
@@chrismiko8652 Everyone who is not wealthy.
It's over. She did her best and we're proud of her 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I’m sick.
I'm with you, Desi.😢 Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
Trump 2024!!! America has spoken!!!
@@chadstan6321 has it, tho?
@@chadstan6321 Indeed, this was a landslide victory for America and the rest of the world. Let freedom ring.
That’s the most white woman to white woman communication:) I love it. If you attend workout classes, and enjoy Ugg boots with yoga pants, and a big jackets…then yes I hope these “trying times” will pass smoothly. My grandfathers had to serve in War for their citizenship. You guys are the same.
@@jasonbrownjourno yup don’t cry
Americans have no idea what they have lost and what they done to themselves.
They will find out soon enough.
absolutely correct but we will in the next few years.
Some of us know. So many of us did not vote for him and do not even relate to our own county now.
@@johnbrown6189 a lot of us do, but apparently a majority don’t. Which is super depressing.
What have we lost? He was already president before and nothing happened
Roughly 31 million Americans who were eligible voters decided that not voting was in their best interest. They are fully complicit in what will happen when Project 2025 takes hold of their pathetic lives.
Edit: I stand corrected. There were apparently 244 million people who were eligible to vote in this election. That means that 105 million eligible people DID NOT vote. Staggering.....
I hate people who dont vote!! They are only thinking for themselves, rather than the people who will actually suffer if trump wins. Pathetic and selfish.
Blame the broken system, I'd have voted if i didnt live in California, where I know she's going to win.
Sadly, we dont go by popular vote. So stop acting like it would matter regardless. Hillary won the popular vote, look where it got her.
or those that fell for Jill stein.
@@CodexQuinn I live in Montana, where my vote for president never counts. But I still voted! We also had a senate & a house race to vote for, too! There’s absolutely no excuse for not voting!
@@CodexQuinn Thats true, that and the spoilers like Jill Stein really hurts campaigns for the democrats
We are all in a state of SHOCK!
Im in shock you didn’t knew that this was coming
Did the “state of shock” vote blue or red 😢
Here in Italy i we are scared about your decisions...
Please don't destroy world economy or mess with Taiwan and ....of course you are gonna let Putin destroy Ukraine...
Congratulations
Is that one of the swinging ones?
Just remember it's definitely not everybody and sane people's decision.@thierryorella7017
Ukrainians have fought so hard. I am sorry for you, I'm sorry for us.
Rip Ukraine
No, ukrainians did not fought so hard. They fled the country by the tens of millions and they expect others to fight for them. I'm not talking about the women and childred, but the draftable men. They were the first to flee. Funny thing is many fled to Russia. They work and live there. BTW. "the sanctions" are just a pretext. The gaspipe in Ukraine is operational, because they bring money for some Biden associates. Yes, you read it right : the russian gas transiting Ukraine brings money. True capitalism.
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
Thats not how that saying goes
"Fool me once, shame on..... Shame on you...... Fool me you cant get fooled again"
As a veteran, I'm ashamed of this country.
Thank you for your service sir. I am heartbroken. It felt like a bad dream. I am not even american.
Dude, same. Semper Fi...smh. hopefully the VA stays in tact under these mfers.
We won't come back from this.
@@BadOompaloompa79take heart
@@theekelandfamily8805 I AM SOUTH AFRICAN I AM SHATTERED
Europe, brace for impact. It's time for Europe to unite and take the lead, just hope we have brave enough politicians...
Europe still has some economic power over our idiot. I hope they can use it wisely to where he can't fully collapse world economies.
@@bruce640 they don’t! We are sadly lacking intelligence when it’s needed most
Half of Europe is now right-wing and conservative
That is fine, Europe did it before there was a U.S. for thousands of years.
Conservatives in every country have been getting feisty since 2016. USA impacts us all.
The only bright spot - how adorable Josh was in his armor.
I really thought that common sense would prevail overall in the US. I think what many are saying is right though, racism & sexism are much bigger issues than I thought. Condolences from Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
sux, but I don't think it was racism, Obama won twice
Yes they are
I am in TX, and both the racism and misogyny is very deep rooted.
Embarrassing and scary...so disappointed. 54 years and it's worse than ever
I can't understand this mindset, and I'm done.
😢💔
Thank you for your sympathy and understanding.
Add to the racism and sexism a deeply ignorant population thanks to the state of the educational system in the U.S., in particular the southern states.
These issues have just intensified with Trump. America needs to take a hard look in the mirror
Don't forget he chooses our next 2 justices who will affect us for the rest of our lives
Get ready for women’s rights to fully return to the dark age. Horrifying day.
If our nation survives that long in this form.
One of them for sure is Aileen Cannon. She was that judge that delayed one of Trump’s cases long enough for it to get dismissed.
He will affect the supreme court as much as FDR did.
@@robertnapier624 He's actually tapped her for a possibility as Attorney General. Nightmare.
Jon, please stay on through the next 4 years. I think I speak for many that we'll need your humor to sustain us through some dark times.
The only upside to Trump's win are the jokes and derision he inspires.
Its going to be alot longer than 4 years. Didnt you hear him say "You only have to vote this one last time, we'll have it fixed so you wont have to vote anymore"?
@annyeckley5908 you sadly are so right. Still in shock and denial.
What were the "dark times" four years ago??
@@eyanarel4855probably the tax breaks for the filthy rich that made life for middle and lower class so much harder
I'm so... tired. I thought I felt tired before, but I've never felt this tired.... It was called before people were finished voting in Utah and Pennsylvania and when technical issues were cropping up in voting booths across the country. I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but it feels too fast and too pro-Trump. I'll accept it, but it feels so wrong to watch this happen. Thank you again for your coverage, but this is a dark day indeed.
That feeling is due to you only getting your info from the mainstream media, and Hollywood. They are only feeding you anti-Trump propaganda 24/7, so of course you will think it’s a bad thing him winning.
Don’t feel down, the cost of living will go down for all Americans. Cost of housing will drop, as will interest rates. War will decrease, corruption will be dealt a major blow as well.
A couple examples of your being uninformed: 1. You likely don’t know about the Abraham Accords, for which Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. You also likely didn’t know that Biden/Harris only sent North Carolina hurricane $750 as relief, but it wasn’t even a relief payment, but a LOAN…If that’s what the government did for you, how would you possibly consider voting for Harris? Because a comedian said an off-colour joke at a Trump rally? 🤦♂️
It's not just that people didn't vote for her It's how many people were willing to vote for Trump. again. im finding it unfathomable
No, the former is true. Her own base did not vote for her, they would have if she didn't actively fund a genocide.
A guy who spent the last 4 years crying about a "stolen" election with zero proof. These people sure do love a conman.
From what I'm seeing, he got millions LESS votes than last time. Just saying.
Because they don't "Vote Republican" They ARE "Republicans". Asking them to flip is literally asking them to turn on their entire culture and way of life. They are as different a race of people to liberals as Jamaicans and Pakistanis.
Elon’s sweepstakes for votes may have helped. Why are we so afraid to prosecute wealthy a**holes in this country?
Props to the millions that didn't turn out or voted for Trump. You've ended us.
I saw a lot who said they did (even some democrats) because of economy, which they are misinformed about, trans rights, or abortion rights, seems a lot more transphobic and sexist people than we thought even hidden in the democrats or independents circle.
@@cheekibreekidude2008 you’re welcome.
the independents didnt help, my older sister voted independent this year
Give us candidates who actually represent our needs and we will vote.
I didn't vote because I live and I'm registered in Kentucky. Besides Gov. Beshear, there was never a point of voting democrat, Kentucky would have NEVER gone blue. So, my vote would have been useless anyway.
Watching from Perth Australia
What an insane tragedy
Do you have an extra room to rent?
Focus on your own insane country buddy haha we’re doing just fine 😂
I am Canadian - keep to your sphere of influence Seems that Aussies have enuff to deal with.
@@KeepItCivilPlease293 not really
Is there room in Australia for one more and a pup... 😢 I won't stay...
It's official this country is beyond saving.
Jup, the sinking has begun. 😐
he will save you. you had 4 years already. hes great. stop crying
@@user-kh7tg8my4n He didn't save anyone the first time. Have you no memory?
Then might as well leave
You mean saving Marxism? You were happy with the government reigning over a peasant class and getting elites richer. You are way out of touch with reality.
Keep on keeping on, dear American friends! Love 💝 from Romania 🇷🇴 stay strong!
its joever bro
Thank You...😔
Nope it’s over. They’re gonna call it in the next hour.
appreciate the sentiment, friend
1. How easy is immigration to Romania?
2. How easy is it to acquire estrogen in Romania?
Not just anyone, a convicted felon. What a joke the US has become.
So true and disappointed
@@anitainmo489 don't blame capitalism
@@LongDefiant We won’t, we’ll blame the dumb people who voted for him.
Have some respect for your new president.
@@LongDefiant capitalism is next to racism litterally the main reason for this outcome...
I'm 40 years old and I have never felt this scared in my life before!!
42, and feeling the same.
I’m 64 and I know I haven’t.
@@kerrygeiling4624 I'm 62 years old and have never felt this scared before
You’ll live. I’ve seen this same comment for 7 admins. It’s always “the worst”. You will still work, pay your bills and go on to the next day
A women will never be the president. Let this be the final lesson
It genuinely makes me so upset to think of how insane this makes my country look not just now, but in the history books in the future. I cannot believe that THIS will be our legacy…
You can now afford food and housing.
Congratulations.
I voted for Trump
😊
So tired of this comment - "things will become more affordable under a Republican president." No, no they won't. That's not how it works. Taxes will be cut, even for rich billionaires. But how much things cost is a separate issue.
@@DesertMoon don’t forget the crazy tariffs Trump wants to implement too
@@bekahbabiethis was my first election I voted in. AND i voted trump.
Sad that so many people in this country have decided to go against human rights and also possibly our constitution. I have realized this Country has become the country of hate. I don't even know what this Country is anymore. I will hope that all we fear does not happen and we can get through the next 4 years.
You'll be the first to go
It won't be four years. Don't you remember he said Americans would never have to vote again if he got in again?
@@SnoopyReads 😘 Bless your heart. Prayers and thoughts for you. 😳😉
You should have known. America is always the headquater of anti-socialism and a right leaning country among all developed countries. Democracy is not a cure-all. Anti-working class rights will lead to populism and ultimately this situation. The collapse of democracy is the late period symptom but the deterioration began much earlier.
I think a lot of people just didn't care and went with the president=White man, oh hey, and he's entertaining.
I can't laugh I just can't. This is horrific.
For Ukraine, for healthcare for absolutely everything
For senior citizens, for women for minorities for America!
With the Senate and House Trump can do anything. Insane.
@@blueberry-ri7eb also, don’t forget a crooked Supreme Court! 🤬🤬🤬
Ukraine is gone :(
I can’t either. There is nothing funny about this.
Im here in the Netherlands watching things unfold in horror. How can this many people vote for a total and complete idiot.
An "idiocracy" at work.
A dangerous one too.
the same way Dutch people voted for Wilders
But she didn't win
@andrewmangum8391 unfortunately not 😢
Jon Stewart is a natural treasure.
I guess America didn't have an issue electing a really old dude after all.
Yeah so much for Biden being too old. Ironically Trump will fall apart before our eyes physically and mentally over the next 4 years.
@robertnapier624 everything you say is wrong
@@robertnapier624article 25 and vance takes over. Even better. He's maga and gets our things done but without the hate Trump gets
@@schradog01 No it’s not, men of America have let their mothers,wives and daughters down they voted Trump in and the rest sat on their tushes and wouldn’t vote for a woman.
Oh yes, you showed us who you were!
@@schradog01not really, Trump is already a doddering old fool
I can't believe this. How could this happen? It should not even be close. I'm just sick.😢
How could it not happen? Pro tip: listen to actual analysis instead of the xourt5 jesters, such as Stewart et al.
Putin and Elon have all the tricks.
You're right. If they was any justice Trump would sweep all 50 states.
New to America? Should've saw this coming from a mile away. There is no way was America electing a woman of color over a convicted white male.
This isnt close. Kamala is gonna lose by 86-88 in the electoral count and the national vote as well
I truly didn't expect to see the end of America in my lifetime.
Historians claim the average empire lasts 250 years.
2024-1776=248
I think we can make it another 2 years before it all falls apart.
But 4 years? I'm not holding my breath.
@@saddamsassi8264 He moved it even closer! Someone going in reverse! Thanks!
You say that every time a republican wins anything 😂
I didn't either. I really hate my so called fellow citizens for being such tratiors to Democracy and all of us. I feel the same way about the media. They could have stopped this the whole time.
@@saddamsassi8264 ignorance is bliss I guess. Must be nice
No matter what happens, I can rest knowing I can count on Jon and the best f**king news team to calm me down.
I’m in Canada, watch your elections closely ‘cause it affects us. I’m so depressed right now. This makes no sense. How can that man get away with all he does …and spew his vile rhetoric?!? Is America that hateful !???
I’m gonna be sick
I wish I was Canadian😢
Me too, me too.
his election will have a profound effect on Canada and the world unfortunately. Many of us are as devastated as you.
Yes, I’m Canadian and sooooo sad about this! It’s gross that a convicted felon would be allowed to be President!
Bro, we're about to elect someone worse than Trump! Poilievre is going to destroy us!
Stay strong guys and much love from Germany
The irony
Congrats on the trans law! I miss Europe already.
You people are delusional.
@@charleygnarly1182SO DELUSIONAL OOF
This country is full of idiots.
Every country is full of idiots!
This "world" is full of idiots.
Agreed....😑
But USA gives us the largest share
We’re living the movie Idiocracy. 🤦🏻♀️
TDS has a severe case of TDS
Condolences from Denmark 😢
Thank you 🥺❤️ I'm sorry about the next 4 years. I tried.
Thank you. Sorry
Slava Russia 🇷🇺
Thanks. Its horrible
Trump eyes on Greenland.
I’m just so stunned, I can’t even laugh. Thank you for coming back, Jon and trying to whip up the enthusiasm for democracy.
He never should have bugged out in 2016.
My condolences from Germany.
Didn't expect to wake up to this mess and have been feeling sick ever since I checked the current results...
Sorry but America likes low gas prices, interest rates, and cost of living. We also like no wars and to have our border secured. Guess which candidate didnt have any of those in their 4 year terms?
@@Collin5719Trump never got us out of Afghanistan. He literally said he would have stayed there.
@@rola1449Yeah you obviously also liked 1933-1945. 🥴🤦♂️
only germans like high energy prices and globalism.. you were whipped by jewish guilt too hard its not your fault.. just wake up before its too late
@@rola1449 wasn't great then. isn't great now. won't be great going forward. No country will respect us. Hopefully you'll understand that he isn't for you, or for me, or the American people; he is only for himself and his billionaire friends. It doesn't surprise me that you enjoy german history, given the parallels of today's republican party and a certain party that ruled over germany around say, the 1940s.
Maryland STOOD UP!!!!!! Wooooohooooo!!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
… so did a majority of other voters who aren’t Maryland! *WOOOHOOOO!!!*
Trump 2024 🇺🇸
It’s a sad day for democracy.
What democracy? Unfortunately all significant power is in the hands of one party. Unfortunately they like to cheat. And even if they didn't have to cheat this time, they will be perfectly happy once they are given legitimate power to cheat to make sure that we can never win again.
You know nothing and shouldn't vote
@@haterade5137Okay troll
@@haterade5137are u rich poor or middle class
The fact that you can vote for your leader is democracy.
America is so cooked. NATO, Ukraine, Taiwan and the whole Western alliance with EU is done.
@@scottyheav Because we have brains that haven't been washed by propaganda you tool.
The world is in the hands of hate and corruption , values and honor have no importance anymore .
Dude, we are finally going to end wars and start paying off debt...... were going to support the nuclear family. We are going to stop allowing men in women's sports..... oh and we are going to enforce our laws and support law enforcement. Yup bunch of idiots alright.🤡
I wanna cry! I have no words that haven't already been sad.
@@scottyheavthe weird thing is that its your guy who won, right? So why, when a person states what's going to happen, based on the things your candidate said he would do, would you refer to those things as "doom and gloom".
You should be yelling "yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen. That's why we voted for him. We listened to what he said, and we hate the constitution, democracy, and our allies as much as he does!"
But no, you do understand it's a bad thing, you just chose to ignore it..
I'm crying and I'm so scared right now. I can't believe this country. I don't know what to do.
Move to EU?
Simple, go to bed, get some sleep, go to work, live your life.
Know you are not alone 😢
@@ajkulac9895oh yeah, I’m working toward moving back to the motherland, China, imma work on how I’ll explain this to my ancestors that sacrificed to get me into this country was all totally in vain.
@@Astrocop17 If only Trump would make it that easy.
I really needed a laugh after my big cry yesterday evening. Thank you, Jon, et al. You guys are doing god's work! 🙂
I’m the only male in a class about gender and law. I have gotten to learn a lot from these insanely intelligent women. I’ve never said this with as much meaning as I’m saying this now: my heart aches for them. This is a terrible day in American history, if not among the most shameful.
Thank Rupert Murdoch.
Ask them why they supported a candidate , no questions asked , and with a 1% approval rating who never even went through a primary?
Unfortunately a significant number of women were complicit in this mess.
@@normabaker5837the only comment I’ve seen that’s accurate.
@@williamg780 why would you take that class???? CRY
When history is taught to people in the future about the country known as the US that was once a strong nation that faded away into oblivion, this will be moment in history that will be recorded as the beginning of the end.
Yep. They just decided to become the second Russia. Time for US Americans to get used to learning a second language. Mandarin is gonna be important in the future, I think.
The sheer power of ignorance and immoral, greedy decadence claims another. To think so many have perished in revolutions for what we had and people hear who once claimed to value that above all other gleefully and willingly threw it away to spite the ones they hate
I don’t think they will be teaching history anymore
I think this will be closer to the end of the end. Many Ph.D. theses will be written about the beginning. Reagan claiming government was the problem and then the GOP working to ensure that government could no longer function? Newt Gingrich's "Contract on America"? The Tea Party? The Koch Brothers' fifty year plan to take over the Supreme Court? The GOP war on education? Nixon's Southern strategy? So many "beginnings of the end." Trump is just Frankenstein's monster.
@kal17-qk2wx Spoken like someone with nothing to lose from a Trump presidency. Lemme guess, you're a straight white Christian male with no health issues
For those that voted for Trump. "How many times you got to get hit upside your head before you figure out who's doing the hitting". Harry Truman 1948.
Lame
Well from all the hits Obama then Biden gave us we are still trying to get our bearings!
I’m in awe. Trump has lied every time he opened his mouth and so many still voted for him. I’m glad I’ve made my living, and kids are grown. When DT craps on America again they will still be blaming Biden or worse Obama.
That's why people voted for him.
Cope harder 😂😂
This show will be very important for me in the next 4 years, really hope that freedom of speech holds.......
No matter what the result is, I don't think my faith in my country is ever going to recover from seeing how half of the population still emphatically supports him.
Nobody supports him. We just dont want an isreal supporter 'bombela' in the office🤷
Exactly
So we’re supposed to support a DEI hire who slept her way to the top and never told us policy details and made the cost of living a nightmare
@@Shadowdoc26 You are literally insane
@Shadowdoc26
Inacurate. She was Vice, not president. And even a president needs the senate, that has a republican majority. So when are you going to ask your republican representatives to take responsibility as well?
You know what? I refuse to give up. I'm grieving deeply. I'm disgusted and horrified, especially for my fellow women. But when I've finished grieving, I'm going to keep fighting for the future and principles of equality and peace. The women in my family are not going down without a roaring fight. As my grandmother used to say, "often beaten, never defeated."
We need this optimism
Absolutely. Please take inspiration from the millions of people that fought oppressive regimes. It will be exhausting, but their experience is recorded and you can take courage from it. You're standing on the shoulders of giants.
Race has been called. You can give up now.
@@ActuallyAchillez Learn the phrase "win with dignity, lose with humility." Your candidate has won, there is no need to gloat.
@@zackcinq-mars2129 It’s all some of them were looking forward to though. It’s why they were okay with voting for a guy who says dictators are awesome.
I’m so heartbroken. I couldn’t turn one vote to Harris in my circle. So many friends and family voting against their interests and saneness.
It's a Very Sad state indeed! Hard to believe the abject ignorance of folks, to allow this wanton criminal Back into the White House, it's truly stunning and very, very depressing!
What was their reason?
Don’t get sad get mad. Even if he wins, it’s not over.
Remind them of this when they complain about the economy or inflation or health costs, etc. I’m sad because they chose a dictator over this countries course democratic values. This is not America anymore.
The right-wing propaganda machine has grown too big and unchecked
The pearl clutching. The coping. The tearful virtue signaling. It's delicious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You proud of yourself for supporting Trump?
@connorj2355 I'm proud to not be a political crybaby
@@samuelwallace2782 okay, but at the cost of so many of the freedoms and policies that we Americans enjoy?
I never thought I would ever have a reason to say this, but I am so ashamed to be from the US right now. I am ashamed and terrified. On behalf of the half of this country with any sense, I profusely apologise to the world.
I can't even expect another country to rescue me from this mess. Why would they want me?
Less than half.
You are ok. You will make do. We endure. It's just 4 years.
@@z0rgMeisterno we won’t he’ll completely seize power to stay out of jail.
@@z0rgMeister Four years with no restrictions. Go tell the Texas mom who just lost her daughter yesterday, due to the Supreme court decision who overturned Roe V Wade that it's just four years.
Leave and don’t come back. Bon voyage
Goodbye America, it has been nice knowing you.
Yeah, the experiment is def over
Shut up, we’re better than ever
We has fun while it lasted
Sadly, it's probably not just about Amerika. The whole planet will face the consequences and they won't be pretty at all
Speaking from Europe: I could not have imagined that our American brothers and sisters leave us hanging in the war, with the support of Ukraine. Now we've got to shift our politics, leaving important issues like climate change behind. All the best to everyone!
What country are you from?
John Stewart at the beginning 😊😅😂 towards the middle 😮😢 and at the sweet sweet ending 😮🥒💦💦💦🫣🥴🤯🥵😭😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤡💩🤢🤮😷
There are no real issues for the voters anymore. IF you cared about the economy, it was obvious whose plan was sound and understood how the economy worked and had some plans and policies bring up small business and the middle class. iI it was healthcare, one candidate had a plan to expand it to long term care while the other wanted to cancel it with nothing to replace it. IF its women's rights, you know which to choose. If it was justice system, again pretty obvious. If its diplomacy, one wants to work with our allies, the other with our enemies. It's not about the issues. If you cared about anything that wasn't about entertainment, division and hate, the choice was clear. Tonight showed what was really important.
Indeed, also according to pools people favored Harris over Trump. But not enough of them actually voted. Elon Musk's scam lottery helped Trump in swing states for de-facto stealing the election.
Absolutely. Anyone with a few brain cells functioning would see that the issues caused around the world post Covid were being addressed and the future was improving. This was decided on hate, racism amd misogyny.
Shows the impact and reach of propaganda.
Guess we get to find out if fascism takes twenty cents off the price of eggs.
“Concepts of a plan” is definitely gonna pay for my stomach surgery, thanks for reassuring me
Goodbye democracy 😭😭😭😭😭
Some of us tried
Here comes Project 2025.
@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mrmore like project 1825
America is a “constitutional federal republic”. If we ever had a real democracy Trump would have never been elected in 2016 or Bush in 2000.
@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr And the Handmaid's Tale! My heart bleeds for women in America.
@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr That was a thing thought up by the Heritage Foundation almost 50 years ago. All those years and right wing presidents later, and it still hasn't happened.
Aussie here - I cannot get over this - I hope you will be OK !!!
I seriously doubt if we will. Thank you for your concern!
Sadly, this may affect all of you across the ocean too. It's well known that the Australian government tends to follow the US, including in foreign policy. We appreciate the sentiment, but focus on keeping your government from becoming as bad as ours is looking for *hopefully* only the next four years.
Can I come live with you? 😩
We will be if we leave the country now
I hope we all will be ok. It's looking bleak for Ukraine, it's looking bleak for the world.
Love you guys
Not even Jon Stewart could make me feel better, its a whole new low
I know
Yup 😢
Right. I genuinely feel nauseous.
Kind of sad that he ever could
its no longer a joking matter.
I fought for Democracy and lost.
If voting is all you did, you didn’t fight.
Well, Democracy led to this result. Giving a vote to uneducated people that just vote against whoever is in office based on whether they personally felt richer 4 years ago. That and the Electoral College but let's not pretend it should be this close in the popular vote. Democracy ended itself. What will come is worse but still.
@@omowhanreWhat are you suggesting? What are you planning to do?
Democracy is fought with blood and sacrifice. Have u done that? Lol
@@junkies1111 Isn't that specifically NOT how democracies are supposed to settle problems, when the vote doesn't go our way? I'm pretty sure a major component of democracies is supposed to be NOT having civil wars
It's shocking, completely shocking that it's even close. Really wakes me up.
It's not even close.
This is America. Why are you in shock?
@@AlmostaFlipinSkater Because a staggering amount of Republicans have publicly condemned Trump, including 90% of his former cabinet who said he's unfit for office and his own VP. All of this is completely unprecedented in America.
Day late and a dollar short
Not even close, Trump is winning easily. They're even gonna win the Senate and house easily.
Please run for president Jon Stewart, lots of people want you to and you know it. Just do it!!
30 million people stayed at home, 65 million went out of their way to vote against their own constitution, accountability, freedoms, self respect, because they watched a TV show in the 2000s that made a morally and financially bankrupt monkey look like a successful business man, and he gave them the courage to be the worst that they can be.
America is a country in which IMAGE has always mattered more than REALITY. No one can lie like Donald J. Trump and NO ONE in the history of America has been better at gaming this system to his own advantage.
Or maybe they didn't stay home. Maybe joey didn't get 80+ million votes.
@@michaelvarcolac7296bro it's 2024, please stop bringing up the last election which Trump lost. Why not bring up the popular vote he lost in 2016, which he blamed on illegal aliens voting, opened a tax-payer funded investigation into his claim--which found absolutely nothing--and then never talked about it again.
Autocracy, totalitarianism is not democracy@@KyleFisher-Hickman
@@KyleFisher-Hickman IM betting your comment will age like spoilt milk in less than 4 years, but I guess we will have to wait and see
This is unbelievable... i guess just spouting lie after lie after lie, being outwardly, blatantly racist and sexist is the way to win. As per usual, our society rewards the worst of the worst.
I can't be the only one who thinks this makes no sense. record female voting, where did it go?
When the election is a media game, you get the media man...
And Trump will pardon the jan 6ers first thing
@@icebergrose8955 who knows
I cannot actually get my head around it
Thanks Jon. Love your show but not tonight. Just trying to figure out how my two kids with chronic disease will get along without the ACA.
They will continue to falsely take credit for ACA. There's been no plan to replace with anything better in 9 years and there won't be now. Not even a "concept of a plan"
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I am so sorry
Same 😢
Klepper on a flying cheesesteak is the tiny bit of joy i didn't know i needed tonight. Best F-cking News Team Ever, thanks from a very depressed Philly.
I really thought hate wouldn't win.
Exactly. Hate didnt win tonight.
It's long enough from 1930 for society forget the horrors.
We saw this story in 2016. This country would vote in a serial killing, child touching, plane hijacker, before voting in a Woman has president. Had the Blue Team stuck with Biden, the results very well may have been different.
Which is insane since Kamala is the better candidate, but this country isn’t logical
Stupidity won
I thought the joy and excitement would turn out voters bigger than 2020! Biden got 81 million… how can Harris be just around 62 million at 11:45pm mountain time !???
I do not want to hear Anyone who voted for Trump Crying and complaining on how things are going to be you. Voted for him, you got what you wanted.😢
"It won't affect me!"
We are all F'd
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How do you figure that?
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@@perrychrispy1 "He's not hurting who he's supposed to be hurting!"
Literally every Trumper for the 2nd time.
It's absolutely horrifying that despite everything that man has said and done, the American people have voted for him again!
I'm sorry for everyone who voted blue, but to all the others: don't complain when the country goes down the drain with this imbecile at the head of government!
My sincerest condolences from Germany.
Very few lucky states will be just fine. I live in Minnesota, thankfully. Our lives won’t change much at all. Sadly that’s not how it will be for everyone in each state. :(
Keep your condolences. What do you think is gonna happen to us here in Germany once King Trump leaves NATO? Do you you think Putin will refrain from using tactical nukes in Ukraine? Cause, you know, next year maybe he won't have to, and then, I guess that war will swiftly be over. And then he'll have a LOT less stopping him from going for Poland next.
Don’t feel sorry for Democratic voters, support us.
@@e.mmacarrWe assume that. But I sure as heck will never want to set foot in a state with an abortion ban while married, won’t live in a state where Democrats are hated, and won’t support leaders who hate me.
@@easyenetwork2023 I don’t blame you. I feel lucky to live in MN every day. Education, health and services are excellent here. For a reason- we elect amazing people.
Josh Johnson's standup is great if you haven't seen it on YT. His videos on the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake had me dying.
So when things don’t get better or even worse who will they blame…oh that’s right everyone but themselves.
As they've always done.
They will blame an Enemy. An "other". That is how fascism works.
Canada is heartbroken right along with you. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Yup. 😢😭💔🇨🇦🇺🇸
Day of the Rake soon, maple monkey...
Agreed. 😢
Australia also 🇦🇺 🪃
Most of the civilized world are 😢
If you voted for him: congratulations. You deserve everything that he does. You got your guy, so don’t complain about the things that happen next.
If you didn’t vote for him: I’m sorry for everything that happens. Keep your chin up.
😢😢😢 it’s awful
It won't matter how bad Trump makes things they will still find a way to blame the "Radical Left."
He's gonna destroy us. And I predict they'll find a way to blame Hunter's laptop when it happens. Not themselves...they'll blame everyone except for themselves. My family did NOT vote for that vile piece of excrement. I'm sick inside!
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😢💔 I used to love this country now I am scared of the future.
Why did I stick with this for so long? It never got any better.