7 Sarcastic Achievements to Make You Feel Bad

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  • @DreadWulfie
    @DreadWulfie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I don't know what fever dream you dreamt up, Andy, but Octodad is a horror game about a regular dad being constantly hunted by a killer while just trying to live his life daily without any major incidences.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It would be ironic if the chef is simply delusional, and Octodad isn't an octupus at all, but just has hippie parents who gave him a weird name.

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Let's be real here, he is at least a clumsy dad.

    • @gamepassghost
      @gamepassghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gorimbaud No one is prepared for parenthood, but clumsiness is natural. 😂

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah i don't recall anything unusual either.
      Also i got the opposite of the MGS4 trophy.. No alerts, rations, kills or deaths and under 5 hours on the boss extreme difficulty.. It was hard as balls, especially using non lethal in the bike chase and not letting the frog troopers fall from the walls to their deaths haha
      You can retry each section so don't need one perfect playthrough but still, that was 2007 and I'm still haunted by it

  • @theplumbum82
    @theplumbum82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I definitely remember, I got "Bon Appetit" and "Next Time Swim Faster" within a minute of each other on M3. This being because I failed dumping a body in the swamp so hard I fell in myself.

    • @extragoogleaccount6061
      @extragoogleaccount6061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ah, the good old two for one!

    • @seand7042
      @seand7042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How Sway??

    • @areacua95
      @areacua95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      task failed successfully

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats so clumsy it would happen to me irl XD

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The body would just my fall in, if I were to try it.

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    In the FPS "Secret Service", you can get an achievement called "Expert Marksman" if you fire an entire magazine and don't hit anyone. To be fair, I got it when I was trying to get the achievement "No Body Cares" (where you destroy 20 statue busts in a couple levels), and there were a lot of busts lined up next to each other!

    • @jypsridic
      @jypsridic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that old bowling injury didn't help either amirite?

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@jypsridic My skill has been in the gutter ever since.

    • @xabalba555
      @xabalba555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@PelemusMcSoy at least you had a SPARE magazine

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't that also the one with "The Exact Opposite Of Your Job"?

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@xabalba555 My attention was split between saving the president and getting achievements!

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I always think of the Worst Day Shift Manager Ever achievement from Force Unleashed where you have to mercilessly kill 12 stormtroopers as Darth Vader. And bare in mind, the troopers spawn only 2 at a time every few minutes, meaning you have to really wait around and avoid playing the game to earn this achievement.

    • @homerman76
      @homerman76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel like that achievement is a reference to that one TH-cam series where Darth Vader was a day manager at a store (sadly, said series seems to no longer exist on TH-cam, as I can no longer find it 😞 )
      Edit: Wait, nevermind, I just found "Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager," so it does still exist 😃

    • @AkumaKristian
      @AkumaKristian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@homerman76 Almost certainly. The voice actor for Vader in The Force Unleashed is Matt Sloan who co-created Chad Vader.

    • @KrizzOfNw
      @KrizzOfNw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair that's the only time you get to play as Vader so why not make it last

    • @naplzt4k
      @naplzt4k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got this without trying because as Vader I destroyed everyone and everything in my path

  • @breakinggreens
    @breakinggreens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    One time my brother was playing heavy rain *Spoilers btw* and on his first playthrough he killed the drug dealer in his daughters room, He said "I don't wanna be reminded of that, i feel awful" The trophy "I'm a Killer" popping immediately afterwards made me laugh out loud tbh

    • @iandive
      @iandive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also killed the drug dealer in his daughters room i just want to see his daughter traumatised tbh 😀

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The first time I played life is strange 2 I finished it super late at night and I was super tired and not thinking straight. I got the worst ending and cried so hard.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Meanwhile I would have been clapping because I have a dark sense of humor and would have loved that trophy😹

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Player: "Ugh, I don't wanna be reminded--" Game: "Hahaha, murderer!"

    • @chrisjfinlay
      @chrisjfinlay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gingergamer3270 You're implying there's ever a good ending in LiS... (of course, they're really good at making you feel like there's going to be, right up until it reaches into your chest cavity and wrenches your heart out...)

  • @cliffordekron968
    @cliffordekron968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    A personal favourite has always been Stormtrooper Syndrome from LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
    Stormtrooper Syndrome
    Miss your target 10 times in a blaster battle

  • @Sir_Steven
    @Sir_Steven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    In Dead Cells there's a boss that you can skip by sacrificing a Mushroom Boi: a cute, tiny minion who enthusiasticly runs at your enemies to headbutt them. Doing so rewards you with the achievement "Bound for Hell" to let everyone know that you're a heartless bastard.

    • @Picmanreborn
      @Picmanreborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMFAOOOOOO WHO WOULD DO THAT!? 💀💀💀

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      An achievement with no drawbacks!

    • @jamesclarkson156
      @jamesclarkson156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No you get that one for blowing him up.
      You get "Deal with the Devil" for leaving your mushroom boi alone with said boss who also is a priest.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jamesclarkson156 Oh my god, I love that! 🤣

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some completionists would have a tough time deciding what to do on the first run: get the achievement or fight the boss

  • @bellarmire
    @bellarmire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Monster Prom's "The Best At Failing" achievement for getting rejected by all 6 love interests. Comes with a fun little comment saying "maybe dating sims aren't your thing". Rubbing salt in the wound there.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ffs, dating is already not my thing in real life.

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Okay, that one is a hell of a roast.

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      as if dating irl wasnt hard enough, now a Dating Sim Game is being cocky too. what's next? a dead guy get's more poon than Hugh Fucking Heffner??

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apply cold water to burned area.

    • @sotnosen95
      @sotnosen95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's also the achievement for seeing every outcome in the game, of which there is over a thousand: "Honey... this isn't healthy
      ".

  • @LeoYoshi54321
    @LeoYoshi54321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The "You Win!" achievement from The Henry Stickmin Collection would definitely count, obtained by getting the fake ending in Infiltrating the Airship. While it is ultimately an utter shame, it is really funny the first time you get it.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It has a similar fail during Fleeing the Complex where it has the Fail description of "A Winner is You!"

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's also completing the mission where on one of the routes you have to escape a locked cell, and insisting on using the lockpick 6 times in a row despite the game telling you there is no lock will net you an achivement
      Breaking the bank also has one for using the jumble hoppers 3 times to get -6 points

  • @kates9339
    @kates9339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    AC Syndicate has one achievement called "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU", which you get for flipping five carriages by shooting the horses pulling them. And yes, the achievement actually is in all caps. Ubisoft clearly has VERY SUBTLE opinions about all that horse killing.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard about this one, apparently in chase scenes shooting the horse is the easy way to take out the enemies chasing you in a carriage... and counts for this.

    • @DFloyd84
      @DFloyd84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ubisoft obviously cares more for the well-being of virtual horses than that of their own employees.

    • @Khroniclas
      @Khroniclas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't like horses, what can I say? If only Ubisoft knew how many horses I killed in Rustler.

    • @PelemusMcSoy
      @PelemusMcSoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm surprised I didn't get that achievement. I despised the carriages in Syndicate and would sometimes just kill the horses out of frustration.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PelemusMcSoy hmmm apparently this needs the carriage to be moving fast enough that the rider dies from the carriage flipping?

  • @sytritewarum5720
    @sytritewarum5720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    About the "creep" achievement... I haven't played the game, but I love it when games have something that just keeps going that you can sit there and appreciate. I found what I saw of the dance to be well animated, and mesmerizing... Another example from a game I have played would be the musicians at village bridge in pokemon black and white. Sometimes I boot up the game just to listen to them for a while

    • @Mulbert
      @Mulbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I loved the singers in AC: Syndicate for the same reason! Got me into victorian nusic hall as a genre lol

  • @SpudRusset
    @SpudRusset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    One of my favorites has to be the ‘It was coming right at us’ from Titanfall 2, where you have to specifically time warp into a beasts cage to kill it.

  • @melovespoon
    @melovespoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In the outer worlds there's an achievement for messing up a trajectory and shooting a ship into the sun while you're on it during a story mission. "Yeah, you did that. You killed everyone. Now sit in the corner and think about what you did"

  • @memeweirdguyn.0019
    @memeweirdguyn.0019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Nothing like doing perfect scores for every single level of Hotline Miami 2 and getting this achievement:
    *"Get A+ life"*

  • @d3x7r0
    @d3x7r0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm surprised Andy didn't remember the Yakuza 0 "I did it for the trophy" one. Now there's one hard to explain to anyone who sees it on your profile

    • @christophbeck1305
      @christophbeck1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what Was that again?

    • @d3x7r0
      @d3x7r0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christophbeck1305 going to the video rental place and watching a naughty video

    • @PriffyViole
      @PriffyViole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@christophbeck1305 I assume it's for watching all of 'those' videos. Think I saw a clip of Ray Narvaez having to get that one.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christophbeck1305
      As PriffyViole says, it’s for watching adult videos. It was mentioned in an earlier OX video about embarrassing achievements.
      Now, if I recall, you are required to watch one of them for plot reasons (I think to identify one of the women for some reason), but I don’t think that’s enough to actually get the achievement.

  • @kiptheott5932
    @kiptheott5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The roguelike "Barony" has the "Boneheaded" achievement for attempting to eat food as a skeleton, who are unable to eat.

  • @VerdantRange
    @VerdantRange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Another achievement that'd fit this perfectly is from South Park: The Stick of Truth. The achievement's called Pervert and you get it by having your shrunken hero spend a full minute watching their parents having sex. Just stand around watching for a minute when you enter their bedroom, and the trophy's yours. This is the M-rated version of Shovel Knight's "Creep" feat.

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    In A Hat in Time one of the achievements is called false detective which is awarded for completing murder on the owl express without finding any clues, The description for this achievement even adds in a you suck for good measure.

    • @IkBenBenG
      @IkBenBenG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They also have an achievement called "Why" which you get by typing a naughty word in any of the text input prompts.

    • @angrymokyuu9475
      @angrymokyuu9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IkBenBenG "Because f*ck you, that's why!"

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IkBenBenG
      Wait, really? Welp, I’ll be right back…

  • @thanatoskw8285
    @thanatoskw8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The concept of being embarrassed by achievements doesn’t really work with achievement hunting being so popular. But I do enjoy the humor a lot of them employ.

    • @authenticbaguette6673
      @authenticbaguette6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Game: "If you do this obviously depraved and immoral thing you will get an achievement telling that you are a bastard"
      Players: "Hahaha so cool! Didn't know that! Starting a second playthrough just to get it."

    • @Khroniclas
      @Khroniclas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@authenticbaguette6673 basically.

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yakuza Zero leans into that, at least, with "I Swear I Did It For The Trophy".

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya, I don't even do online multiplayer, so if it comes down to "being embarrassed" or "getting 100% and full gamerscore", I'm definitely going for the latter - obviously except for multiplayer achievements since, as stated, I don't do online multiplayer.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dargonhuman
      I’m (mostly) the same, but I’ll be honest: If I already own a game for the single-player, and it has an achievement for sucking in online multiplayer, I _will_ make an exception just because the idea amuses me.

  • @KalinaHitanaVTuber
    @KalinaHitanaVTuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I know there is one great achievement in (at least) the PC version of Payday 2, simply titled "HOLY SHI-", in which you get drop kicked and downed by the Cloaker. It even has a sarcastic description line, in which the achievement simply says "You finally got what you were asking for!", in reference to how many people were begging for the Cloaker to be put back into Payday 2, as he wasn't originally in the game upon release. Some of the Cloaker's own voice lines are a nod to this too, such as "You wanted me back, so I'm back!"

    • @dragontooth1582
      @dragontooth1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And don't forget the iconic "now go to the forums" line

    • @mistergameplayer4000
      @mistergameplayer4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "This is what we call a difficulty tweak!"

    • @trank9405
      @trank9405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "THE SAFE WORD IS 'POLICE BRUTALITY!'"

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *I GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE*

    • @hexshadowman
      @hexshadowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would lose my mind if Payday 2 (or 3?) had an achievement called something like "Sorry, that was me!" which pops if you alert enemies with a thrown grenade when otherwise undetected.

  • @jamesoberry2227
    @jamesoberry2227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the “Run you pigeons, it’s Robert Frost!” Achievement from Grim Fandango Remastered. Earned by trying to solve the pigeon puzzle by squeezing a balloon shaped like the head of the poet Robert Frost

  • @kalythai
    @kalythai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Fallout 4's "Touchdown". This achievement sounds like you need to do something impressive, but no, you have to get killed by a super mutant suicider. This achievement doesn't exactly pop because of the suicider, instead it only checks if you were killed by a mini nuke. This includes: shooting a mini nuke at your feet. Imagine goofing around with your fatman and this achievement pops up.

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That…kinda happened to me. 👀
      I defeated the Mirelurk Queen with a fatman while reclaiming The Castle, was super hyped. Got sneak-attacked by a Mirelurk Spawn and instinctively went to shoot it…without realising I hadn’t changed weapons. 😅

    • @isylvia
      @isylvia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got this achievement from the raiders at the Lexington billboard bridge. That mini nuke was a tiny bit shocking in my first and hundredth playthrough haha

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what happens when you spike the nuclear football.

    • @dragishawk9564
      @dragishawk9564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got the achievement when I visited Lexington, due to the raider with the Fat Man up on the bridge.

    • @hookback
      @hookback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got that achievement when i started walking upstairs and didn't notice the super mutant on the top of stairs. Yep. Got the nuke right to face from that said super mutant.

  • @dirgecry2047
    @dirgecry2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    XMen Destiny has an achievement called "Can I Get A Valkyrie". You unlock it by dying 100 times, which is much harder than it sounds in that game

  • @thecharmingone3931
    @thecharmingone3931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I remember the original God of War had "Getting My Ass Kicked," which you got after you die enough times that the game itself asks if you want to continue at an easier difficulty.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that called "Getting my Ass Kicked"? in the first game? Maybe the second one has the one you mentioned?

    • @thecharmingone3931
      @thecharmingone3931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darklord884 Yeah you're right. Get Me a Beer kid was in the second game after you escaped hell

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecharmingone3931 Ah, I see. I didn't even know about that one so thanks!

  • @DrPonk
    @DrPonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Yeah, that Octodad one is unsurprisingly very easy to miss though. It was honestly one of the hardest trophies for me, having gone back on a trophy hunt after beating the game and discovering I liked it quite a bit. Trying to hang that goddamned birdhouse without getting stuck on it took me about 30 minutes. I wear that trophy with pride, not shame.

    • @wolfcafe3745
      @wolfcafe3745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tried so hard but never got it! I swear, when I get my old laptop back up and running, I will finally get it.

    • @katherinebarber711
      @katherinebarber711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not entirely sure how, but I somehow glitched the game into letting go of the birdhouse while trying to break the gnomes. Took a long time to learn that was a weird glitch, and not some sort of 'you took too long' failure condition.

  • @Terryhunt385
    @Terryhunt385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    In the party game "You Don't Know Jack" for the Xbox 360, there was an achievement called "Social Outcast". It involved playing 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday night. The game's host also comments on you playing alone on those nights. Just twisting the knife, and pouring salt in the wound...

  • @Picurs
    @Picurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ys: The Oath in Felghana has an achievement called "Consult an FAQ Already" that you get for dying 11 times on a single boss.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got the achievement
      "Want me to do it?"
      That you get for dying 30 times to a single boss and your sister whos watching you asking you if you want some help

  • @TaikoNoTetsujin
    @TaikoNoTetsujin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think you covered it in a previous video, but there's the "What are you doing?" achievement in NieR: Automata when you try to look up 2B's skirt too many times. She bats the camera away when she catches you doing it, too...

  • @DrLandshark
    @DrLandshark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the remaster of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, there’s an achievement called “Not Your Proudest Moment”. This is awarded for managing to die in the overworld, which has no enemies.

  • @kiptheott5932
    @kiptheott5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In Pathfinder : Wrath of the Righteous, there's an early-game area called the Tower of Estrod with several stone pillars that can be collapsed on top of enemies. You get the Death by Column achievement for killing one of your own party members with one.

  • @IkBenBenG
    @IkBenBenG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In RuneScape 3 there's an achievement for dashing into a wall.
    They have a dash ability called "surge" that basically teleports you up to 10 tiles ahead in an instant, but it'll stop at the first obstacle. The animation takes about the same time as the animation to run a single tile, so you generally want to surge for as far as possible since then you cover more tiles in the same amount of time. But if you dash in a direction in which there's only one unobstructed tile then you'll just "dash" a distance of a single tile at no faster than running speed, making the dash rather useless (and it'll be on cooldown again so you can't immediately retry). The game then mocks you by giving you an achievement called "I meant to do that..."

  • @BobBobson
    @BobBobson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Almost 1 out of ever 4 Golden Axe players has the What are the buttons achievement. Either there's a lot of terrible players, they get it right at the start of a new game when they literally don't know the buttons, or they think it's funny and do it intentionally.

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or trophy hunters doing it for the trophy.

  • @JachAnen
    @JachAnen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Octodad an octopus?? Andy sure has a vivid imagination, it's clearly a normal human dad

  • @taliamon
    @taliamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If/When you do a fan version, Factorio's "Watch Your Step" achievement. You literally build the trains, the tracks, the stops, then can't be bothered to stay off the very same tracks and get hit by your own locomotive.

    • @caniwishformorewishes8654
      @caniwishformorewishes8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trains are the most dangerous enemy in the game.

    • @angrymokyuu9475
      @angrymokyuu9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You either have a supernatural ability to keep track of all your trains or the devil's luck if you haven't been run over at least once.

    • @detectivepup1167
      @detectivepup1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angrymokyuu9475 I still haven't been hit accidentally, although I do have the achievement, sadly. Was trying to get the Golem achievement without enough shields!

  • @creepcat03
    @creepcat03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cookie Clicker has an achievement called "Just Wrong" that you get for selling a grandma.
    The achievement's tooltip reads, "I thought you loved me."

  • @bombshell1991
    @bombshell1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember an achievement for PvZ Garden Warfare 2 similar to the Call of Duty achievement listed here. PvZ also had a prestige system and maxing out one character's prestige rewards you with "Time to go Outside."

  • @chuiduma
    @chuiduma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In Rise of the Tomb Raider there's an achievement called "Was that really necessary?" You get it by killing an animal with an explosive.
    Gotta say, I do enjoy shooting gas cans to explode those wolf packs!

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I couldn't help but laugh when I got that achievement on my first playthrough. I was low health and trying to go into the House of the Afflicted where you crawl under a wall and are immediately attacked by a crap ton of wolves and I wasn't expecting them since it was my first time going there so they quickly overwhelmed and killed me. I respawned and, now annoyed (the wolves in that game are the bane of my existence I swear to god), I waited for them to appear and just blew 'em to hell and back with explosive arrows. Hell yes that was necessary, game!

    • @chuiduma
      @chuiduma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RivkahSong lmao I did it for a similar reason! I was killing human enemies when everything went sideways, and ended up in the center of a pack of wolves when I was trying to get back into stealth. I had to get my revenge after that!

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chuiduma lol It's kinda wild that the wolves are the deadliest enemies in that game. Bears? Cougars? Wild Boar? Men with guns? I'll take them all if you just won't throw another damn wolf pack at me! 🤣

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RivkahSong Wolves with their stupid QTE and instant death are utter bs. Like I just tanked an RPG to the face and you're telling me a wild canine is the thing that's going to kill me.

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@clothar23 lol Darn and blast that Jacob for apparently making endless platoons of immortal Catholic superwolves!

  • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
    @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    There's one achievement in The Walking Dead Survival Instinct that says "You're doing it wrong". You get it for dying 13 times. And considering what a buggy mess that game is, getting that trophy is VERY easy, if you're stuck somewhere and always respawn at the same point you're stuck at.

  • @maliciositygames
    @maliciositygames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember that F.E.A.R. had a couple achievements like this: Suicide King (killing your character five times), Vermin Badge (killing five crows or rats), and Afraid (getting a negative score in multiplayer). I remember that negative achievements were pretty new back then.

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fable 2's the hunter achievement. The game wants you to know you're a monster and asks how you sleep at night. Or there's the chicken kicker one which has a crying chicken as the icon.

  • @Rudykawa
    @Rudykawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    In the spirit of the creep achievement there is also the one in Nier Automata with the voyeur attempt that even has the character hide from your camera.

    • @jamesohearn2364
      @jamesohearn2364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also a similar achievement in Lollipop Chainsaw in attempting upskirt, if I remember.
      … that’s what I heard, anyway.

    • @Lord_Phoenix95
      @Lord_Phoenix95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jamesohearn2364 to be fair Lollipop Chainsaw's achievement is the hardest to not get as it pops whenever you do a air combo.

    • @Logovanni
      @Logovanni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think they talked about that in one of the earlier videos in this series.

    • @bigbigbig42
      @bigbigbig42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      with a similar one in the nier replicant remake, where doing the same gets you an actual game over because the person the camera pervs on kills you

    • @Terryhunt385
      @Terryhunt385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesohearn2364 I swear, it was an accident!

  • @gateship2
    @gateship2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So I got the “That Was a Close One” milestone on accident. I was replaying through the first level to collect the stuff I missed, had infinite ammo on, and was just burning through with the BFG and nothing else.

  • @RagdollArtwork
    @RagdollArtwork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    World of Warcraft has the achievement "Stood in the Fire", which is rewarded to any player who gets killed by the giant dragon Deathwing, which on the achievement's initial appearance, often included literally standing in fire.

  • @Kazmahu
    @Kazmahu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember there was a beat-em-up on the 360 (a Double Dragon game, I think?) That gave you an achievement just for starting a new game... worth 12 gamerscore. Yes, twelve. And the caption was laughing at you and telling the player to finish what they start - the achievement for beating the final boss was worth 23 points to bring things back to a multiple of 5 again.

    • @HelpTheWretched
      @HelpTheWretched 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a moment of shock when the achievement "2 Points" in Half-Life 2 actually gave me only 2 points. Had to go look up how to find the one that balanced it out.

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There’s an achievement in Unreal Tournament 3 called Get A Life, which you get for killing 200 people online on 50 separate days.

  • @drake713
    @drake713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that one achievement in Secret Service called The Exact Opposite of Your Job which you get for shooting the president on the final mission

  • @segainfinitemm
    @segainfinitemm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Makes me think about the achievement "Trinity Of Pain" from Hunt: Showdown. Only achieved by being on fire, poisoned, and bleeding all at the same time. You either have to do this intentionally OR be having a really bad time.

    • @cobymichaels7863
      @cobymichaels7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I just broke out laughing. Sounds like a very bad time.

  • @vaporwave2339
    @vaporwave2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Game Dev Tycoon there's a achievement called "Writers Block" Which simply says "Naming games is hard."
    It requires you to sit at the name game screen for a solid minute without typing a single letter....The problem is literally ANYTHING will count as a good enough title for the game according to the ratings. Soooooo, basically its the Devs just mocking you for being so dumb that you can't type a single letter

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:50 what do you mean? That's clearly a perfectly normal human man

    • @wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392
      @wamblingwimblingwumblingwo3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can only assume that Andy made a change to the script and forgot to update the game footage.
      I wonder what the octopus game is. It sounds interesting. Has anyone heard of it?

  • @imrisizara7474
    @imrisizara7474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wasteland 2 has an achievement for killing your own teammate with friendly fire called "Oops". My favourite by far.

  • @kandn420
    @kandn420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I remember getting that “ go get some sun” achievement. I was surprised at the time that I got no gamer score. All that for nothing. At least I had a gold clan tag for getting prestige edition lol.

  • @asilver50
    @asilver50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember having a good laugh on golden axe when the "what are the buttons" trophy popped up. I hit the magic button first thing when I started the game.

  • @collinsims2413
    @collinsims2413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is an achievement/trophy for getting killed by Slaughterfish in Elder Scrolls Online. You get it by swimming in places you arent supposed to be swimming, or swimming too far out from land.

  • @DeadlyPL
    @DeadlyPL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The sims 4's achievements per savefile has an achievement called "Till death do us apart" for letting your sim die at their own wedding. No one can see those and you actually have to try for this one, just so the game can remind you that you're an a-hole whenever you play that savefile again.
    You can get it either before or after exchanging vows, it's only important that it's during the wedding event.

  • @phillipminer3554
    @phillipminer3554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Life itself is a sarcastic achievement that makes you feel ashamed for existing.

    • @charlietownsend2826
      @charlietownsend2826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait till you try new game+...

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not a healthy view on life. Maybe less internet time?

    • @adamlong6711
      @adamlong6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KeybladeMasterAndy no, they’re right. Edit: fixed a spelling mistake.

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Woooow, well done Andy!
    That wasn't sarcastic.

  • @seand7042
    @seand7042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just today I got the "achievement" watch out for cars in Yakuza 5 after getting hit by one of the very very slow moving cars in Nagasugai

  • @barbecuedwaffle3795
    @barbecuedwaffle3795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In slime rancher, there is an achievement you can get when you shoot a chickadoo into an incinerator. It is aptly named, "You Monster". Not exactly sarcastic, but it sure does make you feel bad.

  • @4stringsnomercy431
    @4stringsnomercy431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Beautiful indie game "Ittle Dew" has one called "Masterfully Executed Failure", which triggers when you teleport a projectile axe thrown at you but still manage to let it hit you

  • @BedHairedMuffin
    @BedHairedMuffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theres an achievement in plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 called 'Time to go outside' awarded for promoting a single character to master rank, the highest character rank in the game.

  • @offduty23
    @offduty23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Touchdown!" For Fallout 4. First time a suicide supermutent kills you with a mininuke

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Great to have Andy and Sarcasm in a video together, a brilliant combination.👍

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree, but how are you going to have Andy in a video without sarcasm?

  • @novaseer
    @novaseer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's another Doom Eternal one for punching a Slayer Gate - aka trying to open it without a key.

  • @TripleFactorial
    @TripleFactorial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kinda surprised you went with the Shovel Knight's "Creep" achievement instead of something like Yakuza 0's "...I Did It for the Trophy" for the kind of thing that'd compel you to plat.

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, those sexy videos fully recharge your Heat for a measly ¥800, and if you're playing as Majima, is part of a substory. Plus, there's completion points to be had for watching a number of different clips (my fave so far has to be Reika). In short: it's cheap, it doesn't waste items, and you get those all-important completion points.

  • @yvetteszentesi6077
    @yvetteszentesi6077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:55 - "Scaly Murder Logs"
    Now that is an interesting way to put it XD

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In OneShot, you sometimes combine items in your inventory to make thigns to solve puzzles. When stuck or confused about what to do next in these kind of games, the first thing most people do is try to combine everything with everything else. If you try and combine a metal pole with the sun (a light bulb) Niko says they're not going to destroy the sun, and you get the Chaotic Evil achievement >_>;

  • @Doctor_Horrible759
    @Doctor_Horrible759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shovel Knight giving new meaning to the phrase “dance like nobody is watching” lol

  • @leiffitzsimmonsfrey4923
    @leiffitzsimmonsfrey4923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a subtle one, but Factorio has an achievement for being killed by a train called "watch your step". In a game mostly devoid of humour, and after the jump-scare of a nuclear-powered train blazing into your field of view, it can be absolutely hilarious.

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There’s a part in A Hat in Time where you can enter in words to answer a detective’s questions on a murder mystery level. Typing in anything naughty in relation to human anatomy, or a particularly bad cuss word, gives you the achievement “why?”
    Then you go on to have the character repeat your answer back to you and hear it repeatedly being referenced in the background for the rest of the level.

  • @wotwott2319
    @wotwott2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's an achievement you get in CoD Ghost called "Clueless" and to get it, you have to get 100 kills on the akimbo revolvers with the scope attachment on.

  • @benl.ofthegamecatarmy
    @benl.ofthegamecatarmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like the entire Deadpool game would fit in this category

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just the first two really.
      "The first one's free!" - Press a button to stand up
      "...The second one's also free" - Get the previous achievement.
      FFS, game. When Deadpool calls out how easy they're to get, I just feel insulted.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sure hope the game and other Marvel games get relisted nowadays.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thetakengamer4256 ah, yes, doesn't that game have a cutscene where Vertigo and Arclight facepalm at Wade yelling at the player and quietly walk off? Seriously... Wade even annoys the characters in his own game! :D

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marhawkman303 And that's why he's called 'The Merc with a Mouth.'

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NehnBellanaris hahaha, it's even more funny when it's someone like Arclight who could just punch his head clean off if she managed to land a solid hit.

  • @MrMBinder
    @MrMBinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I discovered 2B's secret 10 times in NieR:Automata.
    They know exactly what I'm doing. And it'd be a right shame to NOT have that achievement.

    • @davidrosenberg9615
      @davidrosenberg9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially because you can just buy the trophy with in-game currency.

  • @rovend9913
    @rovend9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was this achievement in "Phoenix Wright: ace attorney trilogy" called "Please, Turn in your badge" where you fail when asked the name of the defendant in the tutorial case (Choosing "Mia fey" instead of "Larry Butz")

  • @goldcrest2518
    @goldcrest2518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doom Eternal also has an achievement for when you fruitlessly try to open a Slayer Gate by punching it instead of using a key: "Ow".

  • @mantis638
    @mantis638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In super time force, the highest achievement you can get is called “now it’s TIME to go outside”. Gee thanks general!

  • @michaelhuff7712
    @michaelhuff7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What about those achievements in Dead Or Alive 4, where you got 0G achievements for losing battles online? Those are pretty sarcastic.

  • @gabrielr7511
    @gabrielr7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not sure what you're talking about in entry 6. Sure that guy is clumsy but he looks completely normal.

  • @barely_trying
    @barely_trying 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:24 Finally,someone mentioned COD Infinite Warfare
    also,that player is using a Volk energy rifle with fusion mag,and is playing the Combat rig FTL,using FTL jump as their payload

  • @delacreaux
    @delacreaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that the Octodad achievement also references the wife suggesting it's maybe time for a mustache trim and causing Octodad to panic until she says it's fine

  • @cosmicmousse
    @cosmicmousse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does the "Tears of Shame" achievement from Far Cry Primal count? You get it for killing and skinning a tamed animal. It's the only achievement I don't have in the game.

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was covered in a different video, pretty sure it was one of the ones about evil achievements for heartless bastards

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    So you’re saying that CoD World at war was basically doing the “touch grass” meme before it was a thing

    • @tooclosetokyle
      @tooclosetokyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s been a thing for decades.

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tooclosetokyle gotta remember, everything is new if you arent old.
      E.g. when ghost riding became a thing again a couple years ago and people said it was "A new thing." Was the song new? Yes. Was the thing they were doing new? Nope.

    • @tinkerer3399
      @tinkerer3399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mavvh1054 Wait... did a new song about it come out a couple of years ago or did you just refer to a 15 year old song as "a couple of years ago?"

  • @skkahl3400
    @skkahl3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Scaly Murder Logs" is the best alternative name for an animal since Trash Panda.

  • @richstoehr3247
    @richstoehr3247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Surprised (especially for this channel) that Kingdoms of Amalur didn't make the list. The trophy you get for jumping off the floating city of Idylla fits right in. I made it the last one I did before I stopped playing and, well, "I Regret Nothing."

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The explanation is, they did that one in an earlier video. ;)

  • @Ermwhatthesigma-u7m
    @Ermwhatthesigma-u7m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Phew, that was a close one”
    Was like the first milestone that wasn’t like “kill this this many times” or just “kill this” that I got.

  • @Khroniclas
    @Khroniclas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair, how would you know that the chef would destroy your fence with a black hole lawnmower right after setting up your birdhouse?

  • @hi_tech_reptiles
    @hi_tech_reptiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got the "What are the buttons?" Achievement on accident... For the exact reason it's named that lol.

  • @skinoff89
    @skinoff89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome list & great job Andy!

  • @mookie714
    @mookie714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There’s an achievement in fallout 76 for being the ground zero for a nuclear strike.

    • @Brian.S
      @Brian.S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I got that one once, but it was because I was fast traveling to the SBQ fight, and anyone who plays 76 knows how inexact fast travel can be. The place I was aiming for wasn't inside the blast zone, but where I appeared was.

  • @thelightningrod
    @thelightningrod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised you guys didn't include the one from FEAR, in which you get an achievement if you blow yourself up with a grenade. I remember actively going "OH COME ON" to that one

  • @tba113
    @tba113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The OctoDad game I played was a sim game about a normal dad doing normal dad stuff. I dunno what version Andy's talking about, maybe there was a sequel or expansion than I never got around to or something?

  • @rileyblack4415
    @rileyblack4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was always a big fan of the achievement in Madden 10: "Well played. Really." For throwing the ball away on 4th down

  • @SkitSkat8008
    @SkitSkat8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lets not forget there's achievement where you'll get achievement for trying to look under juliets skirt called "I swear! I did it by mistake!" Making you look like a pervert forever

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the PS4 remaster of PaRappa the Rapper, there's a trophy for finishing any stage with a rating of Awful.
    The trophy name is 'Please, Please Stop the Flow' :'|

  • @JoshuaEisenbart
    @JoshuaEisenbart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slime Rancher: Not my morning. Awarded for getting knocked out before 10am.

  • @brandonn6099
    @brandonn6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Ninja Gaiden 2 achievement, Indomitable Spirit, requires you to hit "Continue" (die) 100 times. At least they give you a respectable name for it. Earned it on the final boss.

  • @SolusWhite
    @SolusWhite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember the time my brother got angry at me for just discovering his doa vollyball achievements... that was pretty stupid of him, he basically admitted not playing it "for the story".

  • @cameroncooper5941
    @cameroncooper5941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember the first time I got that Shovel Kinght one. Genuinely thought it was a cutscene.

  • @Karategirl5947
    @Karategirl5947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where’s the crash bandicoot one where you get it for missing over 31 boxes in one level? If watching all those boxes fall on crash wasnt overkill

  • @maxaronson1017
    @maxaronson1017 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite “feels bad” achievement is from Gunpoint. If you pin a guard down and punch them in the face over and over again, the game will ask if you’ll stop for an achievement. That’s how you get the “Alright, Have One. Just Stop!” Achievement.

  • @zaximotheoutlaw9840
    @zaximotheoutlaw9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Two of my favourite insulting achievements are:
    Army of Two - complete the game on expert difficulty, you get "Look Mom, I made it!"
    Chorus - dying in no respawn mode, you get "At least you tried" especially insulting because there is no achievement for actually completing the game on no respawn mode 🤣