Lance Armstrong talk about "Quitting" in Dodgeball. When things get tough, quitting may not be the only solution. If you need motivation to keep going, check out agnesle.com.
@ℕ𝔼𝕆ℕ ℂ𝕀𝕋𝕐 What karma? Everybody was using steroids in the tour de France. Bill Burr said it best "are the fucking executive's of that sport going to give back there yachts? Oh my roided up guy best your roided up guy." Please, if you're that worried about cheating, just make PEDs mandatory. That'll level the playing field and make for some damn impressive moments for fans. It's not like they'll hurt themselves at that level. They make millions of dollars and are being looked after by a team of the best doctors in the country.
@@marc_leblanc Agreed, 😂! It takes on such a different meaning now. I'm watching dodgeball now, and completely forgot about this scene until it came up. Naturally, I started laughing my ass off and saying how this didn't age well
"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever." - Lance Armstrong
@@VitalMusic217 Actually you can get caught and still keep your trophies, like many of Lance's rivals have, or keep your 2nd or 3rd place ranking. Which completely delegitimizes Lance's full record withdrawal.
People really think what he did gave him super powers. Yes, it helped him, but you have to do the work in order to actually get benefits from it. You cant just inject yourself and then poof, you are the hulk. People just want to feel better than others when really they should look at themselves in the mirror and worry about themselves instead. Hilarious at the hate comments.
What should he apologize for again? Every line he said in the movie was true. And for the last 20+ years he donates 80%+ of his winnings and income to cancer charity/patients. Maybe he should apologize for saving all those lives. I guess he should apologize to the director for helping them film a movie that made him (the director) extremely rich.
“I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn’t have anything to regret for the rest of their life” Dodgeball, Lance Armstrong Lmao that was a good quote
"Well I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life" (1:16) -- Words to live by. #aint-it-ironic
Moral of this story, don't ever quit or give up because of something not good or not proud of. That then leads to shame and failure. Failure is not an option in life. Just don't give up, come to another approach, and try again. Get support, research, think positive, etc to get back out there again and get the success you dream of. And also, just believe in yourself, that's a key there.
Decision to dope doesn’t haunt him at all just how he handled things publicly, he used ped’s everyone else was also using, and also made livestrong a company that helped thousands of cancer patients through the platform of his success through cycling
actually, a 'b' sample from the 1999 tour has retrospectively tested positive for EPO (undetectable at the time). also, pretty much all of his ex-team mates have admitted to drug-taking
I'm not a Lance Armstrong fan but I'll never understand why people still give him shit for doping, when there are celebs out there that have done worse things like murder, rape, etc. and STILL have a successful career.
I guess by that logic we should never criticise anyone, ever. Since their is probably someone out their who has did something worse. Nobody is saying he should be on Death row or something just for doping.
@@douglaswilliams6834 It wasn't the fact the guy was doping it was that he bullyied others for calling him out on it, and the fact that he took out all the other dopers as he knew they could easily beat him. He came back in 2009 without dope and didn't do well at all.
@@kartik1396 in my opinion the whole sport is rooted in cheating scandals. I’m just saying pretty much everyone doped in his era and class, but still didn’t beat him. I’m saying if no one used enhancements, he’d still be on top leader boards
@@xandermills9499 which is incorrect cause there were many cyclists who didn't cheat... You don't know their names cause they didn't cheat...if the playing field was equal he wouldn't be near the top...
@The Greatman Could the rest of the field start a world campaign on cancer awareness that turned him into a hero, enabling him to take out any competition by bullying them with his press task force? Could the rest of the field get their press people to spread rumours that their sports masseuse was a prostitute because she admitted they got her to cover up syringe marks?
Lance nails it:"What are you dying from thats keeping you from the finals?". The only reason to quit is if you are already dead - otherwise just keep pushing forward until you're in the clear.
It’s too easy to poke fun at this but in all honesty lance was using the same stuff everyone else was, he was just better, he also definitively did so after cancer and kemo, I don’t think he regrets anything competitively, had he never used EPOs he never would’ve won over the guys that were and we never would’ve heard of him. Now how he handled the situation publicly definitely should’ve gone down different and deserves every bit of criticism but it’s also worth mentioning that livestrong was a truly positively impactful brand, I think a lot of people like to get on their moral high horse w lance, what he did was bad, but all things considered I feel there is far more public backlash for lance because of him deceiving our expectations of him as far as buying into his story and then finding out it’s not entirely true, as opposed to what he really did
He is still a hero. The guy had cancer and beat it and went on to win the tour de france. He beat 3 different types of cancer. No amount of performance enhancing drugs can guarantee that type of success.
I guess if someone didn't give up their integrity and dope themselves and cheat and then lie about it to their sponsors and friends, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their lives.
@@douglaswilliams6834 Don't be naive. Not one of those cyclist bullied him for being doped. He did. He used the "cancer hero" tag to unleash press force upon those who were better than them. Deal with it, the guy is shit.
@@douglaswilliams6834 Doesn't make this guy any less of a crook/con. This guy lapped up the adoration and praise as he deceptively raised himself up as an inspirational figure
@@VitalMusic217 That is a character judgment of someone who has used intimidation, and though true at the time and worthy of civil lawsuit it has nothing to do with the doping itself and should not be within the scope of the antidoping bodies' rulings and sanctions. It is easily demonstrable that his full record withdrawal is absurd and unfair.
He def broke the rules but it can’t be cheating if his competitors were also using the same ped’s…he likely doesn’t regret anything competitively, just how he handled it publicly
It definitely didn’t 🤣 only thing that haunts him is public backlash from playing moral high horse and getting their feelings hurt over ped’s everyone else was also using…you think he also is haunted by livestrong, the company he est that helped thousands of cancer patients that was only made available to him through the platform of his success through cycling…
It’s still funny. They were all doped, hence why no other cyclist was named the winner for 7 years in a row. His Alchemist, an I-Tie named Ferrari cooked up a few Harry Potter potions that were off the charts, and LA ended up with brain, plum & lung cancer all at the same time. Ferrari had to dial back the cocktails and LA ended up with 7 Tours. LA’s advisor dropped $100k on Uber back in ‘09 and that move saved the family farm. Now let’s all get on with life. Take care 🙏🏽
Lance knows people have already made up their minds about him. No reason to waste his time sweating the small stuff. Dude wants to cure cancer and make a few bucks on the side. Not sure he's worried about the rewatability of Dodgeball.
His story is entirely true he just also used epo’s that his competitors were also using which almost nullifies that…dude lost a testicle, took kemo, and won 7x in a row…
Does he have the right to get his press people to spread rumours that his sports masseuse was a prostitute because she admitted he got her to cover up syringe marks?
Anybody who is just now realizing Lance used drugs doesn't follow cycling. A cyclist that doesn't dope is like a pornstar that doesn't have sex or a penn state football coach that doesn't enable child predators or a youtube commenter that doesn't make sarcastic comments.
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This is one of the most hilarious scenes in any film, makes it even funnier the fact that this is genuinely meant to be an inspirational moment 💀
I know the "you're a real hero " feel to it. The irony 😂
'Im sure this decision won't haunt you forever'
The irony lmao
Lol 😅
"Funny you should say that, Lance..."
@ℕ𝔼𝕆ℕ ℂ𝕀𝕋𝕐 What karma? Everybody was using steroids in the tour de France. Bill Burr said it best "are the fucking executive's of that sport going to give back there yachts? Oh my roided up guy best your roided up guy." Please, if you're that worried about cheating, just make PEDs mandatory.
That'll level the playing field and make for some damn impressive moments for fans. It's not like they'll hurt themselves at that level. They make millions of dollars and are being looked after by a team of the best doctors in the country.
Karma is sure a b!tch
Hey, he never said he was clean here!
I was about to quit smoking, but this scene inspired me to keep going.
STAY STRONG BROTHER!
You gotta be good @ something.
This scene is even more hilarious in 2019.
Yeah it was pretty dope ;)
lol :)
Yes it's funny on a different level knowing what we know now for sure.
@@marc_leblanc Agreed, 😂! It takes on such a different meaning now.
I'm watching dodgeball now, and completely forgot about this scene until it came up.
Naturally, I started laughing my ass off and saying how this didn't age well
Agreed, the comedy value of this is amplified by ten times
I mean the man still had to fight 3 types of cancers, doping or not unless you had to fight cancer I don’t think anyone is in Position to judge
“Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”
Lance Armstrong.
What a hero, an example of a person. Go Lance!!
yeah, sure
@@kappa6550 so... some comments dont age so well rofl
@@LuisTrivelatto LMAO it must have been crazy to look at your comment after 9 years
Some comments age like fine milk
The key to his comeback was his dope guy and masker..
This scene was really dope lol ;)
yeah this scene was really doping lol ;)
These scene had my blood levels off the chart lol
"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever." - Lance Armstrong
lol
"Pain is temporary. EPO is temporary too. But if you don't get caught you can keep the trophies forever. Just don't get caught".
@@VitalMusic217 Actually you can get caught and still keep your trophies, like many of Lance's rivals have, or keep your 2nd or 3rd place ranking. Which completely delegitimizes Lance's full record withdrawal.
Actually, Eric Thomas quotes that
@@VitalMusic217 Do realise that I wrote that comment ages ago, before he was exposed as a drug-using cheater. 😑
Comments then: Wow, Lance Armstrong is such an inspiration for us all! I wish I had a pep talk from him!
Comments now: ...so...this is awkward...
People really think what he did gave him super powers. Yes, it helped him, but you have to do the work in order to actually get benefits from it. You cant just inject yourself and then poof, you are the hulk. People just want to feel better than others when really they should look at themselves in the mirror and worry about themselves instead. Hilarious at the hate comments.
After giving up his fight against the doping charges I believe lance owes vince an apology
He owes Peter an apology. Vince Vaughn has nothing to do with this 😜
He owes the director an apology. And Mr. LaFleur.
He owes him fuck all.
What should he apologize for again? Every line he said in the movie was true. And for the last 20+ years he donates 80%+ of his winnings and income to cancer charity/patients. Maybe he should apologize for saving all those lives. I guess he should apologize to the director for helping them film a movie that made him (the director) extremely rich.
And let's face it, Vince Vaughn doesn't give 2 shits about someone pumping roids on their own time.
this is my favorite scene of any movie of all time
Lol, how about now?
@@emeraldcrusade5016 even more now haha
with the love and support of my friends and family and some doping i won the tour 5 times in a row
Aged so perfectly. I was just rewatching and this really took me off guard!
“I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn’t have anything to regret for the rest of their life” Dodgeball, Lance Armstrong
Lmao that was a good quote
Agreed, dudes a beast beating cancer and then coming back and winning after being down a testicle and having taken kemo
If only I could bump into Lance Armstrong every time I thought about quitting...
Be careful with what you wish, he might turn you into a drug addict.
Vital Mendoza I hope this person responds 8 years later 🤣 probably in rehab thanks to good ol Lance
That would be dope
"Well I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life" (1:16) -- Words to live by. #aint-it-ironic
With the love and support from dopping I got back on my bike and won 5 Tour de France
This somehow got a hell of a lot funnier with time
The fact that he's jerking himself off so hard in this cameo makes the revelation so much more satisfying
Reading the comments from when this was first uploaded is a great bit of history…
Moral of this story, don't ever quit or give up because of something not good or not proud of. That then leads to shame and failure. Failure is not an option in life. Just don't give up, come to another approach, and try again. Get support, research, think positive, etc to get back out there again and get the success you dream of. And also, just believe in yourself, that's a key there.
Yes I agree ty
try another approach. just not drugs
Don't quit, do drugs!
as serious as the message in this video is, you gotta love the war dance at the start LOL
Good luck, Lance.
I'm pretty sure your decision to dope won't haunt you forever.
He doped, the others doped, they all doped. Who the fuck cares?
@@michaelmaier7262 facts and the man battled 3 different cancers 🤦🏾♂️
everyone at his level dopes you fool
they all cheat
Decision to dope doesn’t haunt him at all just how he handled things publicly, he used ped’s everyone else was also using, and also made livestrong a company that helped thousands of cancer patients through the platform of his success through cycling
Top notch acting by Armstrong!
Yeah he lied very well here he's a dope guy lol ;)
It’ so funny to read the old comments on this thread 😅
“Hey, I may dope up, but I never quit!”
actually, a 'b' sample from the 1999 tour has retrospectively tested positive for EPO (undetectable at the time).
also, pretty much all of his ex-team mates have admitted to drug-taking
I'm not a Lance Armstrong fan but I'll never understand why people still give him shit for doping, when there are celebs out there that have done worse things like murder, rape, etc. and STILL have a successful career.
people like to pretend they are capable of being as successful as elite athletes if only they were all clean
Sheena Jackson what celebrities have successful careers after being convicted of murder and rape??
@@zora99ny R. Kelly
@@ChristianFrates1997 fortunately he got locked up.
I guess by that logic we should never criticise anyone, ever. Since their is probably someone out their who has did something worse. Nobody is saying he should be on Death row or something just for doping.
This was the first thing I thought of when the whole scandal began lol
"With the love, support and performance enhancing drugs got back on the bike and won the Tour de France 5 times in a row"......
They were all doping, not just Lance. The Euros just didn't like it because the USA doped up guy consistently beat their doped up guys.
Thank you for mentioning this.
@@douglaswilliams6834
It wasn't the fact the guy was doping it was that he bullyied others for calling him out on it, and the fact that he took out all the other dopers as he knew they could easily beat him.
He came back in 2009 without dope and didn't do well at all.
@@douglaswilliams6834 So what? That just means they're all cheaters and a disgrace.
Annnd someone else who doesn't know anything about professional cycling from 1990-2010 is trying to speak. The full peloton was doping dumbass.
its so weird when they show this movie today given his doping scandal
Pfffft. Almost every cyclist near his level at that time was doping. Probably still are.
What do you want them to do? Stop showing it? Destroy it? This movie is a classic lol.
It's still funny and he still beat cancer then dominated his sport where all the dudes were juicing
@@SweetSoulBrother0 yeah all the guys were juicing but not all of them were bullying the competition by playing the "cancer hero"
Nobody really cares Lance cheated. It was how much of an asshole about it he was that did him in
The line about getting three types of cancer is hilarious
I’m surprised by how many recent comments are here. Maybe how poorly this scene aged is what brought people back here.
This is a fascinating cause of a joke becoming funnier than it was meant to be due to real world stuff.
I really love this Thank you!!!
When the little angel on your shoulder is actually a demon
This scene did not age well but damn was it funny before the doping scandal
Lol Its even funnier now because Lance is talking about how he "won" those Tour De France titles in courageous fashion when in fact he cheated.
@@EyeLoveTheStars they all cheated. He was a cheater among even bigger cheaters. Still a hell of an athlete
@@xandermills9499 you sure?...it could also mean that he was a bigger cheater than anyone else...
@@kartik1396 in my opinion the whole sport is rooted in cheating scandals. I’m just saying pretty much everyone doped in his era and class, but still didn’t beat him. I’m saying if no one used enhancements, he’d still be on top leader boards
@@xandermills9499 which is incorrect cause there were many cyclists who didn't cheat...
You don't know their names cause they didn't cheat...if the playing field was equal he wouldn't be near the top...
Which one was Lance Armstrong? The pixel on the left or the pixel on the right?
With the love and support of my family and sports enhancement drugs I made it through
Simone Billes - 2021
ESPN 8 the Ocho 😂 always made me burst up 😅
1:06 he was thinking of all the doping.
To say that this did not age well would be an understatement.
It’s actually aged so badly that it’s added an extra layer of funniness to the scene, so in a way it’s aged perfectly.
Before you go Peter, a guy I know has something in his van that might help...
ahhh a foreshadowing
And here come the Globo Gym Pixelated Cobras
This is one of the best scenes in movie history idgf
Reading comments from 12 years ago is kinda funny cause they didn't know
Yep lol
Aged like a nice strawberry
And a little EPO for good measure.
The pilot at the bar drinking lol
Watching the movie " the program" right now... LOL
Well this aged like piss and vinegar
How do you think he went on to win it? The whole thing was a metaphor. Even down to the blindfolding...
Oh the Irony
I love you Nick 🥰
He probably doesn’t regret anything competitively lol
"Can I get a bottle of EPO?"
@The Greatman Could the rest of the field start a world campaign on cancer awareness that turned him into a hero, enabling him to take out any competition by bullying them with his press task force? Could the rest of the field get their press people to spread rumours that their sports masseuse was a prostitute because she admitted they got her to cover up syringe marks?
@The Greatman Everyone was dirty in the field. He was evil out of the field.
Who came here after seeing The Move stage 5 recap😅
Yes! But what is he drinking?🤷♀️
yep!
@@jillianjuicer find out tomorrow lol
In the one minute and 30 seconds of this scene, lance made me question my whole life :|
How about now?
@@emeraldcrusade5016 Damn, I was like 16 when I wrote this, A LOT has changed lol
This scene has aged well!
Lance nails it:"What are you dying from thats keeping you from the finals?". The only reason to quit is if you are already dead - otherwise just keep pushing forward until you're in the clear.
Hahaha, this didn't aged well.
Ouch. Just, ouch.
It’s too easy to poke fun at this but in all honesty lance was using the same stuff everyone else was, he was just better, he also definitively did so after cancer and kemo, I don’t think he regrets anything competitively, had he never used EPOs he never would’ve won over the guys that were and we never would’ve heard of him. Now how he handled the situation publicly definitely should’ve gone down different and deserves every bit of criticism but it’s also worth mentioning that livestrong was a truly positively impactful brand, I think a lot of people like to get on their moral high horse w lance, what he did was bad, but all things considered I feel there is far more public backlash for lance because of him deceiving our expectations of him as far as buying into his story and then finding out it’s not entirely true, as opposed to what he really did
He is still a hero. The guy had cancer and beat it and went on to win the tour de france. He beat 3 different types of cancer. No amount of performance enhancing drugs can guarantee that type of success.
oh please, get the fuck out
Simone
"By any means necessary".
I guess if someone didn't give up their integrity and dope themselves and cheat and then lie about it to their sponsors and friends, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their lives.
Don't be naive. Almost every cyclist near Lance's level was doping.
@@douglaswilliams6834 Don't be naive. Not one of those cyclist bullied him for being doped. He did. He used the "cancer hero" tag to unleash press force upon those who were better than them. Deal with it, the guy is shit.
@@douglaswilliams6834 Doesn't make this guy any less of a crook/con. This guy lapped up the adoration and praise as he deceptively raised himself up as an inspirational figure
@@VitalMusic217 That is a character judgment of someone who has used intimidation, and though true at the time and worthy of civil lawsuit it has nothing to do with the doping itself and should not be within the scope of the antidoping bodies' rulings and sanctions. It is easily demonstrable that his full record withdrawal is absurd and unfair.
He def broke the rules but it can’t be cheating if his competitors were also using the same ped’s…he likely doesn’t regret anything competitively, just how he handled it publicly
Can I get a bottle of dope?
this is good, I think that all of us should take it seriuous!!!!
I think I'll pass
The ocho what’s funny is that that’s probably a real espn channel now
Clearly Simone biles have never seen this movie
Irony
He probably doesn’t regret anything competitively lol
it's so "cringe" in the aftermath X3
Welp this didn't age well.
Ahh come on it's still pretty dope 🙃
@@navylaks2 🤣 that decision definitely haunted him forever
It definitely didn’t 🤣 only thing that haunts him is public backlash from playing moral high horse and getting their feelings hurt over ped’s everyone else was also using…you think he also is haunted by livestrong, the company he est that helped thousands of cancer patients that was only made available to him through the platform of his success through cycling…
the IRONY
He actually did. watch closely at 0:50.
Bill Crowley from WC should watch ths.
Lance reverse psychology-Ed Vince back into the tournament
Anybody else here after watching the 30 for 30 😂😂
Simone Biles ought to see this movie
It’s still funny. They were all doped, hence why no other cyclist was named the winner for 7 years in a row. His Alchemist, an I-Tie named Ferrari cooked up a few Harry Potter potions that were off the charts, and LA ended up with brain, plum & lung cancer all at the same time. Ferrari had to dial back the cocktails and LA ended up with 7 Tours.
LA’s advisor dropped $100k on Uber back in ‘09 and that move saved the family farm.
Now let’s all get on with life.
Take care 🙏🏽
Simone biles.
Jon Tron:...... That one didn't age quite so well.
Welp that didn't age well
They're going to remove this scene now. Can't wait for the Blue Ray DVD re-release
@MadeInKorea35 Guess you can't see it in his hand when he walks away at the end.
Lance should hand Peter a "pick-me-up".
how do you think they WON that dodgeball tournament blindfolded?!
"They're all on steroids." - Nate Diaz
Drugs decision is going to fallow all his life...
Lance knows people have already made up their minds about him. No reason to waste his time sweating the small stuff. Dude wants to cure cancer and make a few bucks on the side. Not sure he's worried about the rewatability of Dodgeball.
Yeah I agree on the "making a few bucks" part
Yikes. This hasn't aged well.
#agedlikemilk
Isn't this a bit ironic because they found out he used performance enhancers? Not sure if it was proven or not? Anybody know?
I'm embarrassed my name is Lance now.
Oh Come on he's a dope guy lol ;)
This aged like spilt milk on a summer’s day.
well this scene doesnt seem to work anymore lol
Ah come on it's still pretty dope lol ;)
navylaks2 ICWUDT
His story is entirely true he just also used epo’s that his competitors were also using which almost nullifies that…dude lost a testicle, took kemo, and won 7x in a row…
Damn this is real
Hollow man
after surviving what he survived. he has earned the right to do whatever drugs he wants.
6 years later i still must ask... are you a real robot?
Does he have the right to get his press people to spread rumours that his sports masseuse was a prostitute because she admitted he got her to cover up syringe marks?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL I feel like Lance was trolling a bit in this vid.
Won the Tour the Frans five times in a row. Make it seven wins. Nice ..
And had them all stripped away lol ;)
Anybody who is just now realizing Lance used drugs doesn't follow cycling. A cyclist that doesn't dope is like a pornstar that doesn't have sex or a penn state football coach that doesn't enable child predators or a youtube commenter that doesn't make sarcastic comments.
It was not about the doping. It was about his attitude. The way he ended competitors careers.
Good luck to you Lance, I’m sure the decision to take performance enhancing drugs won’t haunt you forever
@MadeInKorea35 Lance Armstrong always wins :(
uhhhhh,
about that.