@@assas1nscreed It's the one with the "Hypnotism" video of the girl with long black hair and dark eye make-up. But they were looking for hypnosis stuff online. I can't remember most of the video names now, RIP
Very true, but I bet he can also pull off the more pronounced muscle look if he really wanted to. Only if it's natural muscle, I feel like muscles with steroids makes anyone look horrible and very...fake.
Amy’s lucky, her man is nice, generous, loving, handsome, funny as hell, buff, is possibly one of the kindest guys on the planet, he’s a totally sweetheart, she has the perfect male specimen as a boyfriend.
I'm the same way because good lord I have a friend that is just like Mark in terms of bringing the uncomfortable into anything, so I watch these and I'm just like "Oh MY God" 😂
When Mark showed his hip bone caved in as he slightly pulled his pants down you have no fucking idea how shook I was that he did. I did a silent scream.
I would like to remind everyone that Amy was usually the one behind the camera. So every time he was being seductive, he was probably looking at her! 🥰
There's not a doubt in my mind that Mark knows he's hot as fuck and he knows what he is doing to us when he literally like pulls his pants down lmao. Like how do you expect me to listen to a man who I have been attracted to for years say "You like that? You enjoying this? I'd bet you are." and expect me to not shudder 😂
Its always the look on Ethan’s face that cracks me up hes questioning his sanity and mark’s sanity concern as hell disgusted a lil bit but also finds it funny and its so hilarious to see his reaction every time LMAO
0:19 omg. omg. omg. THAT just took my breath away. Omg I identify as an Amazon rain forest. Omg. I- I CAN'T O H M Y GO D AMY I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU YOU'RE SO FRIKING LUCKY!
Mark is such a dad now compared to when he started his channel. It's the classic "Nice to meet you, sir!" to the "Your daughter calls me daddy too..." 😂
3:39 The amount of thirst I have over this scene only is absolutely incomprehensible. I-... I identify as an Amazon rain forest. I've got so many things I want to confess but I won't for the sake of people reading my comment.
You missed the one from that furry game video where hes talking to the character that was based on him Mark: *reading normally* Game: *says how sexy the main character thinks his voice is* Mark: *Looks directly at the camera before lowering his voice to be low and husky.*
@@someonewithareallylongname8885 there are sadly no clips of the stream for some reason, none that I could find anyway. I forgot what the stream was for but that part was very vivid to me because my sister saw it too and it was my favorite 😂
"This is a porn!!" Has been unironically added to my lexicon. I do hear Ethan say it in my head sometimes when I come across things that are way more sexual than they need to be. 😂
Recently I’ve been having doubts that I’m gay and have any romantic or sexual feelings so thanks for this, I now definitely know that I’m gay. Very gay.
Mark: Next person who makes too much racket and I have to hear it, you might as well send me into action. And don't say I didn't warn you! Also Mark: I am going to be starting an OnlyFans
i find him attractive but like not in the i want to date him way but like the: I'm a lesbian who wants to be his best friend and share a bowl of popcorn and m&ms with him. or the: I WANT TO BE HIM. kind of way
As a pansexual trans person, I would like to welcome you to the game "Do I want him, or do I want to BE him?" A game I play constantly. 😂 (Obviously your want is to have a platonic friendship, but it still works, I think.)
The way every. single. time. Ethan is just sat there like "I hate this, I hate being here, I hate you, I hate everything" makes it so much funnier
Mark: Ah!
Ethan: Stop.
And- sometimes eef can play along
mark hates ethan for having 6 year old brainless humor and ethan hates mark for having flirty seductive brainless humor
it all checks out
It's fucking amazing because they fucking switch roles all the fucking time hahahaha
"heapass"
I'm a simple woman, I see markiplier tied up, I click
Fair enough
Exactly
I’m a simple gay ass man, I see markiplier tied up, I also click
As a simple bi woman, I see this as an absolute win
SAME
i love that "you close? you close?!" has just become a running joke throughout those videos
I love how horrified and uncomfortable everyone was every time he made that joke too lmao I love it
It’s so aggressive it’s hilarious
I was running late to rehearsal, and my section leader deadass texted me "You close?" and I almost crashed my fucking car.
@@alexw.7097 this is so funny helpme
@@redbonyfish It's still the last text he sent me and it's like a jump scare every time I scroll that far down 😂
mark is a golden retriever gone baddie
This^^
Most accurate description I have seen to date.
the energy of a golden retriever with a spiked leather collar lmfaooo
@@shotototoroki1118 This LMAO
Labrador
Ethan’s “THIS IS A PORN‼️” always gets me
My brain does actually play Ethan saying that when I come across something that's needlessly sexual 😂
What video even is that???
@@assas1nscreed It's the one with the "Hypnotism" video of the girl with long black hair and dark eye make-up. But they were looking for hypnosis stuff online.
I can't remember most of the video names now, RIP
@@assas1nscreed🤨
@@ralek592It was an Unus Annus video
Mark has the perfect ratio of muscle in my opinion its not too pronounced but definitely there.
Very true, but I bet he can also pull off the more pronounced muscle look if he really wanted to. Only if it's natural muscle, I feel like muscles with steroids makes anyone look horrible and very...fake.
@@corazon.c maybe, because it is xD
I wish I could have a physique like his. It's like my dream muscles.
He's got that shoulder to waist V shape
@@dingusmcscrungophd5219 Not really - he's shaped more like an hourglass because of his hip dips. I find it really hot.
Amy’s lucky, her man is nice, generous, loving, handsome, funny as hell, buff, is possibly one of the kindest guys on the planet, he’s a totally sweetheart, she has the perfect male specimen as a boyfriend.
I’d like this if it wasn’t 69
Real
agreed
Also insanely rich
That is so true he is so handsome
Ethans face of "I feel violated" every time is what makes this😂
I'm the same way because good lord I have a friend that is just like Mark in terms of bringing the uncomfortable into anything, so I watch these and I'm just like "Oh MY God" 😂
Ethan will say something like that but I personally think he's Bisexual and attracted to Mark.
4:41 mark realising he got milkers
300
I reakon he’s realising he likes this feeling too ❤😂
"cover em up, slut"
what is that vid called
The conflicted emotions 😂
I cant watch these with a straight face 💀
How-
Imma try it. Wish me luck
i can’t watch this and be straight
i can’t watch this and be straight
i can’t watch this and be straight
The way mark said “there it is :D” and the way he just looked at the camera
i need timestamp
3:28 you're welcome. :D
When Mark showed his hip bone caved in as he slightly pulled his pants down you have no fucking idea how shook I was that he did. I did a silent scream.
Fr, hips are underrated as an attractive body part 😅
(Be normal in the comments, be normal in the comments...)
They are called V Lines
4:40 Mark realizing he has titties is sending me
Mark "Not a Masochist" Iplier: Local TH-cam Himbo
Seductive mark: you like that? You enjoying this? I bet you are~ me: yes. He loves to seduce us IN THIS unus annus VIDEO. Learning to use the force.
YOU CLOSE!?
YOU CLOSE????
@@cloudiistars does he say that as a joke?. Also lol ok.
YOU CLOSE?!!?
As an asexual I can honestly say I find this man extremely attractive xD
Lmao same here don’t worry you aren’t alone 😆
Same and he's the only one
I mean we might be asexual but we still have eyes
Agreed.
Can confirm.
I would like to remind everyone that Amy was usually the one behind the camera. So every time he was being seductive, he was probably looking at her! 🥰
That makes everything just a little bit-
Aww!
Awwww
wholesome _and_ hot, my favorite kind of couple
thank you for ruining it for me..
There's not a doubt in my mind that Mark knows he's hot as fuck and he knows what he is doing to us when he literally like pulls his pants down lmao. Like how do you expect me to listen to a man who I have been attracted to for years say "You like that? You enjoying this? I'd bet you are." and expect me to not shudder 😂
Also he knows his fanbase are seggsually active now😂
Marks not shy about his body he knows he's attractive, he knows the things he does affects his fan base and he feeds off our desires.
Especially since he started his only fans😀
5:15-5:23 the way he maintains eye contact with the camera 💀
WHICH VIDEOS WAS THIS????? i dont remember it but i definitly should
it’s a cry for help
@@alexandrajrgensen3506 its from unas annus 🥲
@@alexandrajrgensen3506 Unnas Anus I believe
Ethan's face at 2:28 because of Mark's awkward moaning gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂
0:18 *lord have mercy-*
My exact reaction 😂
that had me going WEAK
I'm glad others were thinking the same thing as I was 😂
We must stay focused fellas
I was sweating at that moment
6:18 - 6:25
*non mouthwash noises*
Ethan: "that sounds like mouthwash"
Mark: mhm, definitely what that sounds like. Nice innocent Ethan *head pats*
It sounds more like a washer
i thought Amy said that
Amy said that
@@antismo9998 Ethan said it
@@AlexColdfoot-j4x Amy said that. Mark even looked at the camera
They are the type of people who would wear a crop top and still be good at wearing it and look more masculine then ever
Oh mah gawd slapping the butterchurn 🤣 he takes his sexiness verrry seriously😄 poor Ethan so much pennis trauma
Its always the look on Ethan’s face that cracks me up hes questioning his sanity and mark’s sanity concern as hell disgusted a lil bit but also finds it funny and its so hilarious to see his reaction every time LMAO
SAME
6:00 How desensitised do you have to be...No cause ethan is amazing
When Mark says "People might mistake me for some kind of masochist" I think that's the biggest understatement ever cause OH MY GOD-
4:56 - markiplier- Do i have boobs now or-
4:42 see we’re thinking “wow he’s sexy” and mark is thinking “I have a new respect for Amy this sucks”
I think he's just realizing he has tits
@@jaxinspace9342 yea
why would it such though
@@talkingbirb2808it just aint doin much
Ethan's second-hand embarrassment gives me life 😂
Amy is so lucky to have a golden retriever himbo as a partner
Amys just as attractive as her boyfriend is.
@@darlenebuck431 as a bisexual i agree
@@AlexColdfoot-j4x both are a match made.
Me, a lesbian: "Yeah, he aight."
Mark, pulls pants down enough to see V lines:
Me: Oop- 👀
Real (I’m a lesbian too)
I’m bi and Mark looks so fine 😂😂
@@Dark_Cat_887 real (I'm bi too)
Im omnisexual and the only men i find attractive are fictional charecters, danny phantom, and mark
Ok and maybe one more person, but idk
No one can resist Mark, it’s a fact of life.
"Sorry, I'm just desensitized to your bulge at this point."
0:19 omg. omg. omg. THAT just took my breath away. Omg I identify as an Amazon rain forest. Omg. I- I CAN'T O H M Y GO D AMY I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU YOU'RE SO FRIKING LUCKY!
Mark is such a dad now compared to when he started his channel. It's the classic "Nice to meet you, sir!" to the "Your daughter calls me daddy too..." 😂
I agree 👍 💯
4:05 Just when I think 'Okay he can't get any hotter than this' IT GETS HOTTER. I- FORGIVE ME GOD FOR I HAVE SINNED, SWEET HALLELUJAH!
2:06 the way he reacted to that wtf💀💀💀
5:17 - 5:23
...oh yeah, he knows...
i mean ofc he does- look at this man’s face-
1:22 ethan having to deal with mark's inane bs:
"Yeah, this is me. This is all I am- I get it!!"
"...what are you doing?"
**mark continues monloguing*
Mark absolutely knows he’s hot, but for some reason he makes it work, when anybody else would come across as annoying
I mean if I looked like Mark I’d act the same way
id probably be a tad bit more humble lol
3:17 “yeah what’s my name”
Mark knows what’s up
3:39 The amount of thirst I have over this scene only is absolutely incomprehensible. I-... I identify as an Amazon rain forest. I've got so many things I want to confess but I won't for the sake of people reading my comment.
You can confess to me I won't judge
@@markiplierswifey I want him in handcuffs and at the same time I want him to handcuff me. Like 🥴🥴😫 have you seen those titties?
where are yalls fathers at
@@erinys2 my father is living with me
@@erinys2 my father left me for some woman with big boøbs. So... yeah I have daddy issues
4:44 marks FACE when he sees them
4:52 Ethan almost says 'good girl'
2:28 that look of "what in the fuck are you doing"
He fine as hell. I’ve always found him attractive, I’m just glad others do too.
My cat looked at me when 2:24 started playing 💀
I’ll pay for your cats therapy
NOT YOUR CAT 💀
THE WAY I SCREAMED AT 0:17
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT ASJKDNKAN
The slapping of the butter 🧈
“This is my body I’m proud of it” reminds me of Winnie the pooh singing “I am short fat proud of that!”
Im amazed that this man is real
I DIDN’T REALISE JUST HOW DIRTY THEY WERE😭
You missed the one from that furry game video where hes talking to the character that was based on him
Mark: *reading normally*
Game: *says how sexy the main character thinks his voice is*
Mark: *Looks directly at the camera before lowering his voice to be low and husky.*
👀
Just your daily reminder that Mark is *not a masochist*
supposedly
He just wants to know what his body can handle
💀
Outlast 2 says a different story if you watch the beginning of the first video.
Also, this lmao th-cam.com/video/JdroiwMADWA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Vpx-fVvKjBkjX9-Y
Soo these are my favorite moments shown in the video: 0:50 1:36 2:22 3:59 4:40 5:04 5:16 5:57
1:20 "Yeah, it's me. Don't cream your pants."
Now these are the moments that make me not to tell some people I watch this man's videos 😅
Everyone forgets that one time on a stream Mark wore a ball gag and drooled all over the place 😂😂😂
As someone who’s never watched a markiplier video, this comment is WILD
also link?
@@someonewithareallylongname8885 there are sadly no clips of the stream for some reason, none that I could find anyway. I forgot what the stream was for but that part was very vivid to me because my sister saw it too and it was my favorite 😂
Ohh, it was the unnus annus one?
@@dannhoff6646 no it was way before unus annus. God if only I could remember more
@@shaynabear7935 th-cam.com/video/cOlnuVSjr7g/w-d-xo.html I think this might be what you're thinking of lol
Markplier Is the definition of the word "Handsome".
Prove me wrong.
Amy is sweating and blushing when Mark's antics
I love how at 4:53 mark just looks so confused
AMY IS SO LUCKKYYY OMG
Jesus christ Amy's a lucky woman. God bless her.
Yeah. I would like to see more women openly proud of their body like men can. These days, if you're a woman and know you're hot, you will be bullied.
The belly check had me 🥴☠️
Every time Ethan said "it's a porn" 🤣
"This is a porn!!" Has been unironically added to my lexicon. I do hear Ethan say it in my head sometimes when I come across things that are way more sexual than they need to be. 😂
The title
Me in the corner who knows Mark already knows hes hot and thought the internet just excepted this fact
Recently I’ve been having doubts that I’m gay and have any romantic or sexual feelings so thanks for this, I now definitely know that I’m gay. Very gay.
“You’re not making a case for yourself!”
“DaDdY” 😂
The fact that Ethan is "Desensitized to Mark's bulge" has some concerning implications. LOL
😂 how many times has poor Ethan had to see Mark’s bulge?!
@@randomrandomson4855 lots😂😭
one of my favorite quotes from unus annus will always be "you close... to butter?"
“It’s not that great, quarantine hit hard” he says, showing a clearly flat and toned stomach
Mark IS him. He def knows where it is too lmao
the trapping a bear video to this day is killing me like they really did this man up in shibari for a yt video
I love mark and ethans friendship it’s hilarious 😭😭
"Quarantine's hitting hard..."
(Meanwhile, he still looks like a living God)
The amount of times my jaw dropped is uncountable
He’s a himbo and I’m here for it 😭
At times like these I am so grateful I have headphones
I'm a simple creature
And Mark is definitely a switch
The random clips of him moaning are so random🤣
1:52 “ do you fear you may lose control?”
*Mark proceeding to snap his neck*
Mark: Next person who makes too much racket and I have to hear it, you might as well send me into action. And don't say I didn't warn you!
Also Mark: I am going to be starting an OnlyFans
Ethan probably through the whole video: I was a fan of this man. I backflipped for him. How...How did we get here?
Yeah, the sexiest thing in the whole video is his voice.
4:50 the way he just looked down and was like “wait… I got boobs ?”
i find him attractive but like not in the i want to date him way but like the: I'm a lesbian who wants to be his best friend and share a bowl of popcorn and m&ms with him. or the: I WANT TO BE HIM. kind of way
Honestly, samee
Platonic and gender envy?
As a pansexual trans person, I would like to welcome you to the game "Do I want him, or do I want to BE him?" A game I play constantly. 😂
(Obviously your want is to have a platonic friendship, but it still works, I think.)
as a bi trans man I want all of the above ngl
As another lesbian woman, I agree but I kinda click o this vid, and the first random clip of him moaning low key caught me off guard ( 0:21 )
3:54 its the moment where u realise most his friends and editors saw him naked
I had no idea mark was so kinky and now im glad to know LOL
Himbo Mark, gotta love him. I think my favorite bit is him kneeding bread and screaming “you close?!”
I love how unbearably awkward Ethan gets while mark does the ‘you close?’ bit
I'm trying to watch this with a straight face in the back of my college class and I'm failing miserably
BRO MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP
As an asexual, Mark has no business being that fine lmfao
Real.
As a fellow ace i concur 😭
2:20
Mark says he's not a masochist but he fuckin moans when he's in pain
2:07 the way she says Daddy then mark looks away
Mark knows what the people want😂
We all need Jesus
And markiplier nudes
Markiplier is my god now
@@SnowMenAtWork Yes 100%
markiplier is really fine😊❤
"quarantine hit hard yknow" proceeds to show off an inguinal crease
i love watching this 9 months later
huh?
Wtf 😳
*wait..*
🤨
You commented this a year ago, and I want to like it, but you've currently got 69 likes on the comment and I can't ruin that 😂