Markiplier Being a Man Baby for Almost 24 Minutes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ค. 2020
- Markiplier Is a Man Baby, So I took the funniest moments from his minecraft series and smashed it into a 23 minute video of hilarious comdey. Enjoy!
NONE OF THESE CLIPS ARE MINE!!!
Mark, If you see this, Im sorry 🤣 - ตลก
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Just a reminder to everyone, this man is an engineer
Hey, almost an engineer
COULD have been an engineer*
was about to be an engineer *
a bio engineer
Just remember this is a grown man engineer 😂
The best part is the very end.
“And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”
Time stamp= 23:53
I probably should’ve looked at the comments before I repeated what you said 😂🤦♀️
How to water: just liquid
😂 lmao true that
Holy crap tysm for the likes I’ve never gotten that many beforee
I love Lixian. So much.
Lixian has a TH-cam 💕
@Kendall MacLeod LixianTV!
In the gay way
Or in the non literal way
@@lunaticbyte does it matter?
We stan
Imagine Markiplier being the only proof that we existed
Ngl I'd love to see how that'd turn out
I'd be so happy I'd actually cry
What a legacy.
Ya know I’m ok with that
I would love that
Family friendly but disturbing
"Moist" "daddy"
Nailed it
When you put them together like that! eWw~ 😂😂😂👌
*HuniCast flashbacks*
I hate it when two of my fandoms inadvertantly cross.
@@aTaintedRose I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that.
@black lives matter All cops are bastards seeing your username made me physically gag
Ngl daddy doesn’t disturb me😏
pewdiepie: has the best minecraft experience
markiplier: has the worst minecraft experience
And then Jack's in the middle
Oof lol
@Necroglobule and jack is irish drunk
And then there's jack, a drunk Irish man 😂😂😂
**Laughs in Tobuscus*
This whole video is Mark asking Lixian to help him not get demonitized
edit: i cannot spell for the life of me
D E M O N I Z E D
This just in: Mark does not wish to be a demon
Incognito Noir I-
Demonized or demonitized, either or works ig 🤷♀️
@@matsurivirus1814 ah-... i-.. y-you didn't spell that right
As an engineer, I can assure you, this is 100% how we behave when we're not flipping switches and saying "Hmm, interesting."
My father is an engineer. I second this.
@@t.k.5088 I am an engineering major. I fourth this.
"Need a dispenser here!"
@@goblinking9695 "POOT DISPENSER HERE!"
I absolutely love Markiplier but every time he does something stupid like breaking diamonds with a stone pick or trying to place water in the Nether it kills a part of my soul every time
Skywing & Dasher Gaming s a m e t h o
I don’t even play Minecraft outside of creative and I even I feel that
when he tried to break the diamonds with the stone pickaxe *my heart hurt*
And he broke his crafting table with his pickaxe a few times
Yay 420
Actual title: *Mark slowly killing off our brain cells with his disturbing lack of minecraft knowledge for 23 minutes and 58 seconds*
I mean I wouldn’t make most of these mistakes and I don’t play Minecraft outside of creative
Yeah I'm going to pretend I didn't read all of that LOL
Accurate 😩
actual title: *literally markiplier’s minecraft video- just cut up*
i think ethan's compliment for mark is the most accurate, "the smartest dumb guy" XD
Also from Wade: "You are the most brilliant dumb person I think I know"
Big brain in the front, Himbo in the back
Markiplier is a complete and total man-child. But he’s our complete and total man-child. And we love him!
Cameron Loven yes
And Lixian is our complete and total man-child babysitter and we love him too 😂
Got us in the first half, not gonna lie
IS THAT COMMUNISM I SENSE
@@the_real_kiansmith1 th-cam.com/video/U06jlgpMtQs/w-d-xo.html
he needs to stop carrying all his stuff everywhere
it's a chad move
Joseph Waters um quick excuse he’s new to minecraft and doing it for fun
Ikr!? He's so silly
I feel attacked.
Who asked you to butt into my lack of inventory organization?
Can we just stop and appreciate lixians editing jeez
I thought this said "can we stop appreciating lixians editing" and I almost passed out in pure rage
He’s a great editor
@@clovercurator7997 same
5:43
Mark: I was thinking-
Literally anyone alive: Don’t hurt yourself.
Imao
DON'T BUILD A SINGLE BLOCK BRIDGE WITH NO RAILS OVER A GIANT LAVE OCEAN WITH A GHAST 50 BLOCKS AWAY! Unless you only have like a stack of cobble or netherrack buT HE HAD EVERYTHING ON HIM
MrYoongzBias don’t forget at that time he didn’t know about crouching
@@crusader2603 He is reckless. I lost 20-ish levels and about half a stack of pumpkin pie strip mining in the nether. Lava is scary.
I guess the best thing to build over a Nether lava ocean is a cobble tunnel I guess...
I’m reading this in Zenitsu’s voice
Hearing the generated voice say “daddy” just fills me with unfiltered joy
16:18 you can see the genuine fear on Mark's face when he hears a Ghast for the first time ever.
that reaction is basically me every time i hear a ghast. only difference is i heard thousands. -_-
mark: I have a shield baby
enderman: 😒 *slaps him in the face*
mark: *screams*
"I'm crippled with indecision!" Me whenever someone asks me to pick something.
I have a friend who rolls a multi-sided die to help with decisions
@@FedUpFancythat's great
(why did you specify it was multi sided, all die are.)
@@MBiz. Lol I meant to specify that it was like a 12 sided die. I was half asleep when I said this 😂
@@FedUpFancy ah, no problem. I understood you.
This is just Lixian experiencing parenthood he has to make sure this chaotic boi doesn't crack open his skull trying to mine obsidian
Worst part is, he’s technically the first person who has to experience the pain of witnessing how big of a mistake Mark makes when he does so obliviously.
It still hurts my soul when he uses a stone pickaxe to mine diamonds 😔✊
The worst part is ZP_Sheepy mentioned on this comments’ section how at the time, all of Mark’s tools in his hotbar EXCEPT the pickaxe were ALL IRON...
Noted: Minecraft cave sounds are creepy as heck when overlaying Siren Heads siren call on it.
And when slowed and distorted
you dont need to overlay siren head. they are creepy nontheless. o-o
@@varjutantsija5607 Oh yeah, good point. Can't wait for the Deep Dark to make it even more so.
Mark: I will not be a hermit that lives in a hole!
Grain: 0__________0
Ah, yes. Don't forget Mumbo Jumbo as well
Or Bumbo Baggins
Who’s this grain you speak of?
WHO IS THIS GRAIN CHARACTER
anika kapila alas, you do not understand the culture
*of minecraft youtubers*
FALSEHOOD
the fact this came from a fellow fander makes it better
Mark is a Very smart guy who chooses to only use exactly three of his braincells in order to drive us insane.
Mark: Nobody's gonna bother me, ok? that's how-
**Literally dies 2 seconds later
**
AH
AH
AH
AAAHHHH!!!
Title: Mark being a Man Baby for 23 mins
Me at 11:21 : Ah yes, babies having existential crises, iconic.
That’s the man part
Music kicks in perfectly
Why do we, humans... TRY to make art? What drives us to do such tasks? The futility, then... must be apparent, and yet we are driven to create... We have to.-
It's almost as if... It's integral to our survival to create works of beauty... Like... This well and this house. I do not know why I needed it to look good and I don't know why I needed to make it at all. Yet, I did. I'm spending an exorbitant amount of time simply crafting a well... that will serve no functional purpose... In the game or my real life. And yet here I am, repeatedly drawing water from a fake river... to put... into a fake well. Am I the fool? ...Or am I wise? Am I here to create? ...Or am I here to destroy?
- Markilier
At first I thought you mistakenly spelled his name wrong and then I started to second guess Myself so I have to ask am I just really stupid or did you purposefully spell his name wrong cause I feel like it was on purpose-
we love this 31 yr old man child
6:22 HAY THATS ETHANS NOISE
I thought you said nose
So true
Dat is ref noise yes
It’s funny when mark says he doesn’t remember something because everyone remembers him being drunk the last time we saw him play Minecraft and also the famous line “ ZOMBIE!”
This part will give minecraft players a heart attack. Just look at his inventory. 13:26
That’s DICUSTANG! Lol I looked at his inventory and almost threw up 😂
I don't play so um- can someone please explain..?
Gacha Allie it’s just really unorganized most people who play Minecraft have the same way of organizing things in their inventory so when a persons inventory looks like that it just annoys them
I'm actually saying that I'm triggered because he has all iron tools instead of a pick so it triggers me
And then he KEPT DOING IT AFTER IT DIDNT WORK
Literally. I couldn't watch a full episode without crying a little at his lack of minecraft knowledge.
I totally loved it! Same with watching 69 episodes of Drunk Minecraft. Literally nothing was done and building a house was not possible for three drunk friends who have not played Minecraft. Totally awesome!
It’s cute watching someone play a game passionately blind. Except for his big mistakes though, those were emotionally painful to watch.
Lixian has slowly but surely became Mark’s growing “voice” of reason and I never want it to stop. 4th wall breaking editors are the real MVP
Opposite title: Markimoo being a minecraft noob for 23 minutes and 58 seconds
:p 👌🏻
He was too drunk to begin with
23:54 “And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water”- Mark Edward Fischbach
His first home was badass it was meant for mark to live in but he chose to not to live in the hole and just lived in a roofless rectangle
This is exactly what I needed in my boring quarantine life
(Also why dose this only have 700 something views??)
Not anymore, it's got a lot more now
now it has 189k pfftt
*"Markiplier being a man baby for 23 minutes"*
the 59 seconds: *You little bi-*
58*
I would like this but it has 69 likes
"Look, I'm not an idiot!" Hdjgkdjg okay
3:41 This is my mateing call.
He used a stone pickaxe to mine diamond-- NOOOOO
Joseph Waters I thought the lava thing would happen tbh
The moment I saw that I screamed "MARK NO YOU DON'T USE STONE!!!!!"
ZP_Sheepy in this comments mentioned that, all of his tools EXCEPT the pickaxe itself were ALL IRON!
7:12
* in Eefs voice * "he's humble, and he's.... humble"
oh man the siren head call plus the cave sounds was absolutely terrifying
“I can milk you” will forever have me rolling and I will never know why😂
I love this! He’s just hilarious, you did a great job picking the best clips :)
Thank you :)
how do we vote this for an oscar
It didn't help by the fact that there was thunder right before 2:33
What
14:32 I’m sorry lmao, I can’t with Lixian’s face omg LMAO best editor, 11/10
Dude... 21:48
YoU cAn'T pUt WaTeR iN hElL mArK!!!!
I laughed SO d*mn hard when I watched that part!! 😂😂
4:39 This is so spooky right here.
Especially the slow-mo distorted and the siren head mix.
lixian is a legend give credit to him a and the maker of this video
The last one is my favorite XD
“And here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water.”
What do you mean?
Mark's always a man-baby
AND WE LOVE IT!
At 3:15 he literally looks like Professor Snape 😂
10 points to griffindor
Did anyone else scream and/or flinch when Mark jumped in the Nether? I literally screamed "NO!" XD
marks such a himbo but we love him for it
Mark: we are family friendly
*proceeds to kill a chicken while screaming violently*
literally this whole entire minecraft series, it was just marks ADHD in a nutshell
Jack and Felix: enjoys the game
Markiplier: *pain*
Can you do a crankgameplays funny moments? that dudes hillarious
9:13 As he was making his soliloquy about building a better house, he looked into the distance by those two birch trees, and I thought, "Wow there's a decent little place for a house-"
Then the screen went yellow and his voice just boomed in my ears,
" I s e e i t . "
I'm in pain. 😂
Mark, unable to drink alcohol anymore, makes the controversial decision to play as though he were drunk anyway.
I'm watching this in the middle of the night with the only light being from my fish tank and it just started flickering. I just changed the bulb yesterday. This furthers my belief of my house being haunted.
It’s been three months, everything okay buddy?
@@dfquartzidn6151 No, the light just keeps flashing at night but works perfectly during the day. Plus the whole tank almost flipped over last nigh.
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Dear God buddy. Your place needs help. I hope everything will be alright one day.
@@dfquartzidn6151 Eh, we'll see. I'm just glad none of my planets have fallen yet, especially Jupiter(it's the heaviest one I have hung up).
@@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 Are they hung up above your bed? If any of them falls on you, it could get serious.
Dude you picked the best clips lol
I like your profile pic! ✨🤟🖤
@@kreepazoid1517 I love your username and profile pic.
17:56 Yes that is a good start! Anyone who watched Skydoesminecraft back in the day knows that squids are pure evil and will kill you if given the chance!
BUDDER!!!!!
me just sitting there for the " *I can m i l k y o u*
Interesting fact: My aunt actually met him at vidcon once. I didn't know until a few days ago. That might explain why I'm starting to watch him more as there's an unseen connection of gaming and baby faces
Markiplier screaming over gold- the most useless ore in the game- is PURE GOLD.
(ba-dum-shhh)
Markiplier content: exists
Glitter part time: I can milk you
Everyone: Lixxian is so funny!
Me: 6:07 did NOT expect that-
I mean, it could’ve been a compilation of all the unnus annus videos
1:29 “yum yum yum”
i was literally talking back like if i was really talking to markiplier, who tried to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe, who created a new world to go see the nether update, and who tried to do that trick where you fall and pour water on your feet so you wont take damage.
yes, im weird
It’s so funny to know mark was once a kid friendly channel-
I love Lixian’s editing.
19:09 Noooo dont upset Lixian
Is it just me or sometimes Mark looks like Sal? Like here at 3:15
Wait- YES!
No one:
The baby i drowned in the pool: 6:23
i would have also liked "Mark being a Dumdum for 23 minutes".
"Maybe I should just make peath" -Markiplier 2020
Edit: The music behind that speach is EPIC.
also; "Here lies a squid who didn't know how to water." - Mark 2020
I have one word that will make you uncomfortable:
*moist*
I love how Mark got scared from ambience sounds
"I ain't bothering nobody, nobody's gonna bother me" Famous last words...
I like how markiplier successfully does the water bucket thing in the one place water no work
3:21 he looks like Katniss everdeen
He somehow manages to have a mental breakdown in every single Minecraft video and I love it
the fact that he _didnt_ get killed by the enderman after smacking it BAFFLES ME
why do I relate to this on such a deep level
Gotta say, for all the dumb things I’ve seen people do on their first Minecraft world, trying to MLG water in the nether is a new one
Perfect ending "and here lies a stupid squid that coudn't figure out how to water"
Mark gives off himbo energy, like a 90s, early 2000s movie vibe
this is my favorite markiplier compilation video.
Markiplier, well known for his manly and professional style
Markiplier: Why do we make art.
Me: uhhhhh.... Depression....
Markiplier: *continues to ramble.*
Me: uh.. yeah totally... Totally what I meant. Hahahhahah...
Amazing work on the first timelapse, Lord Lixian of the Edits.
Markiplier: I can milk you
The entire internet: I can milk you
Mark going into the nether and getting scared by everything really makes my day 😂
I was laughing at the parts he kept dying at.
Whats wrong with makin' a cave as your home? I do it all the time!
Alternative title: It’s Lixian channel and mark is at his mercy
"This is a family channel we don't curse"
me: yeah yeah right *looks at scary game playthroughs of his*