Draft analysis: Things That Are Metal Jason Draft Grade: A++ Andy Draft Grade: F Mike Draft Grade: F Jason: Gold, Silver, Cybertruck, Poles Andy: Eiffel Tower, Bazooka, Spaceship, Anvil Mike: Swords, Ice Cream Scoop, Trumpet, Brass Knuckles Best items drafted: 1.) Gold (Went 1.01 // Jason) 2.) Silver (Went 2.03 // Jason) 3.) Cybertruck (Went 3.01 // Jason) 4.) Poles (Went 4.03 // Jason) 5.) Swords (Went 1.03// Mike) 6.) Bazooka (Went 2.02// Andy) 7.) Spaceship (Went 3.02// Andy) 8.) Eiffel Tower (Went 1.02 // Andy) 9.) Trumpet (Went 3.03 // Mike) 10.) Anvil (Went 4.02 // Andy) 11.) Brass Knuckles (Went 4.01 // Mike) 12.) Ice Cream Scoop (Went 2.01 //Mike) Honorable undrafted mentions: A gun, ninja stars, a crown, iPhones Jason is the metal master. Any deniers may be shunned. He is the master of metal. The alpha of allows. The controller of conductors. The expert of elements. He won this draft and it wasn't even close. MVP Pick: Poles. Just poles. Amazing.
Saying cauliflower ears are "actually" the problem over brain damage from getting punched in the head by UFC fighters is the most unhinged thing I've heard on this pod in a while 😂
Free is just anything that is free... Complimentary is something that is free, but done with as a thank you for something else that is not free (such as paying for a hotel, but getting complimentary breakfast... or paying for your car to be check out, but getting complimentary coffee and snacks in the waiting area...)
Prior to watching this episode, this question had been posed about the doordash, Maybe in a footballers episode...(edit it was the tweet I saw) but without ever hearing Jason's rationale I also asserted that I would choose free cheesecake factory, thus just further solidifying that I relate the closest to him. Champ Champ Champion of the people
Boys, you didn't go deep enough with this extensive draft topic. Nerd out: Iron Man, T800, T1000, Power Armor from Fallout, Robo Cop, Wolverine, Transformers. Now all of those things may be make believe, but I digress.
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This bit is absolute GOLD
And silver
This draft is one of the best bits they have done. Swish!
i see what you did there...swish!
Holy crap “poles” had me literally crying 😂
I am driving, and there are indeed a ridiculous amount of metal poles.
Mike’s explanation of something being complimentary was freaking hilarious!
cried laughing last week cried laughing again this week. the jason metal master arc is pure gold
Jason hates the scat and thinks he's bad at it but I think his are always the most fun.
that.scat.was.EPIC. well done Jason! you deserve money for your greatness!
Jason was on McAfee? I gotta find this...
Search Jason Moore Pat Mcafee. Didn’t know my worlds collided two years ago either 😂
I was hoping that Jason's last pick would've been Mike, for things that are "metal". 🤘
New Spitballers episode drops literally as soon as my first Monday meeting ends. Perfect timing Guys!
Can’t wait for the poll for this one
I’m so ready to for the twitter pole, “not made of metal”, Jason has my vote and better get 98%
This draft genuinely made cry laughing. Holy crap 😂
I would have gone more of a fantasy route like mjolnir, Terminator, etc
We all thought the Eiffel tower was made of iron but I now know we have all been lied to and metal expert, Jason, has confirmed it is made of steel.
Andy does not know what a sneer is
Love the draft switch up 💀💀
I don't door dash enough....basically at all....but if you were to give me FREE door dash I'm definitely taking it
Jason not going Cruise-ships is disappointing
STRAIGHT METAL!
I was really hoping Jason took bronze for his 3rd pick....
Draft analysis: Things That Are Metal
Jason Draft Grade: A++
Andy Draft Grade: F
Mike Draft Grade: F
Jason: Gold, Silver, Cybertruck, Poles
Andy: Eiffel Tower, Bazooka, Spaceship, Anvil
Mike: Swords, Ice Cream Scoop, Trumpet, Brass Knuckles
Best items drafted:
1.) Gold (Went 1.01 // Jason)
2.) Silver (Went 2.03 // Jason)
3.) Cybertruck (Went 3.01 // Jason)
4.) Poles (Went 4.03 // Jason)
5.) Swords (Went 1.03// Mike)
6.) Bazooka (Went 2.02// Andy)
7.) Spaceship (Went 3.02// Andy)
8.) Eiffel Tower (Went 1.02 // Andy)
9.) Trumpet (Went 3.03 // Mike)
10.) Anvil (Went 4.02 // Andy)
11.) Brass Knuckles (Went 4.01 // Mike)
12.) Ice Cream Scoop (Went 2.01 //Mike)
Honorable undrafted mentions: A gun, ninja stars, a crown, iPhones
Jason is the metal master. Any deniers may be shunned. He is the master of metal. The alpha of allows. The controller of conductors. The expert of elements. He won this draft and it wasn't even close.
MVP Pick: Poles. Just poles. Amazing.
The METAL never dies 🤘
Andys never heard of ceramic.
The tallest Olympic gymnast is only 6 feet tall so I easily pick ufc fighter 😬
Saying cauliflower ears are "actually" the problem over brain damage from getting punched in the head by UFC fighters is the most unhinged thing I've heard on this pod in a while 😂
So glad we got the unscripted "Things made of metals" draft
Free is just anything that is free... Complimentary is something that is free, but done with as a thank you for something else that is not free (such as paying for a hotel, but getting complimentary breakfast... or paying for your car to be check out, but getting complimentary coffee and snacks in the waiting area...)
Prior to watching this episode, this question had been posed about the doordash, Maybe in a footballers episode...(edit it was the tweet I saw) but without ever hearing Jason's rationale I also asserted that I would choose free cheesecake factory, thus just further solidifying that I relate the closest to him. Champ Champ Champion of the people
Wow I had never heard Jason on the Pat mcafee show, that was actually priceless. Pay for sure got it about halfway through.
How many tried the tsshhhh sound after Jason?
Boys, you didn't go deep enough with this extensive draft topic. Nerd out: Iron Man, T800, T1000, Power Armor from Fallout, Robo Cop, Wolverine, Transformers.
Now all of those things may be make believe, but I digress.
The legendary Pat McAfee clip with Jason:
th-cam.com/video/Nk9Bl4EBt98x/w-d-xo.htmlq
I just watched this and laughed so hard knowing the backstory. Actual quote: I know the beat writers in every city and they all want Julio Jones 😂
Sooooo good! Lol!
Fatneto, Master of Metal (& magnetism), for the win!❤
I need the clip with Pat MaCafee. I reallllly need to see it
Tanks!!
You guys should draft the best movie sequel!
Everyone's gangsta till 3 buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.
SWISH!!!
Good morning guys!
Maybe the best single draft in spitballers history.. now you have to do things that are plastic
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Haha I like the scat
ACDC would be a great pick.
Kicking brass
Jason is a metal detector ..
Jason had an acceptable scat? 😮 Miracles do happen!
You guys are redonkulous!
Jason, the Master of Metal, goes for a metal band pick...doesn't pick METALlicca.
Ayooo why does Mike look like the youtuber cartoonz. Am I just realizing he's the same person or does he have a twin???
Soowards!
HoF episode. By far. 🤣☠️
Is it .. maybe… maybe is it time… time to maybe.. … retire the scat? 😬🥺👀