Trump Is Back By Unpopular Demand, Ivanka Bails on Daddy & Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants VP Spot
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ย. 2022
- Donald Trump is back by unpopular demand after announcing his 2024 presidential campaign at Mar-a-Lago, he entered to a song from the musical “Les Misérables,” he gave a weird rambling speech with many false statements, Fox News cut away from him before the speech was even over, his beloved NY Post threw some shade at him, many prominent members of his inner-circle were notably absent including three of his kids, Ivanka announced that she will not be involved in her dad’s political career anymore, MyPillow Mike Lindell was on the scene all fired up and raging against the machines, Jimmy was served an ad on Twitter for a “Return of the Great MAGA King” silver coin, Trump has lost the support of some big Republican donors, Marjorie Taylor Greene is hoping for the VP spot, Herschel Walker is busy talking about Vampires, and we invited the exceptionally talented P!nk to put her talent to the test in a round of “Wing It & Sing It.”
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Last night was a dark moment in American history, when a domestic enemy who incited insurgent because he lost, who is under 19 different investigations, and was impeached twice, was allowed to seek the highest office in America. OUR SYSTEM IS BROKEN.
Great and proper comment, he isn't going anywhere but to prison.
@@guynorth3277 oh? When? Because if not now, when?
@@guynorth3277 he needs to be arrested NOW. This is getting f-ing OLD.
RIP USA
I agree. They need to change it.
The US Elections Commission should not be allowed to accept any filings from someone who is ignoring a Congressional Subpoena... obeying Congress should be a minimum requirement for seeking office! Our system is so broken!
Right? But then the GOP would send congressional subpoenas to all and sundry with no basis. When the evil is coming from inside the house, there's a helluva lot of housecleaning to be done - and no one knows how to do it.
ABSOLUTELY Correct! I Agree 💯,💯,💯%!
Yep. One would think that would be an obvious given, but here we are learning about the guardrails of obviousness that obviously and sadly were never put in place.
Congress... DOJ... Fix this.
It IS broken!!
From a Norse perspektiv
He is not only ignoring a Congressional Subpoena, but he is the subject of several investigations regarding numerous crimes. He supposedly still possesses some of the country's documents, some of which are top secret, claiming them as his own. Yes. A lot of changes to the laws need to be made to guard against another monster like this getting anywhere near the White House.
I think when he says “People are saying…”, it’s the people in his head.
💩 Trump's favorite words "nuclear, they, them, deep state, crooked Joe, desanctimonious, drill..."
Didn’t know orange puppets were people 😂
Indictments mean Nothing ! - Convictions Are Priceless ! - Lock 'Em Up ! - Lock 'Em All Up !
Yep, every single one of those freaking traitors !
The DOJ needs to do his job and lock him up . He shouldn't be walking around free. No matter what.
First lock up Joe Biden.
Unfortunately only when he is convicted.
I should point out that only being charged with insurrection is enough to prevent him from running. Amendment 14 Section 3 does not require a conviction to take effect.
Unfortunately, the DOJ does not lock folks up
The deep state has been investigating him for 7 years now. Need just a couple more years?
How the heck can anyone be allowed the chance of running away from justice by running for the effing presidency?!
Because trump is god
@@toast4975 god doesn't exist 🔫
Why that's even a law I don't understand!
@@toast4975 since god is uncapitalized, you're 😎? Or R U?
@@religionisapoison2413 lighten up.
The fact that MTG got rejected again says a ton about those who voted for her. I'd never want to live there 😂
Ivanka:"While I will always love and support my father (as per the family 'code'), I just don't want to end up in prison, so bye Daddy!"
Her husband went to support him. He comes from crime family too from what has been wriiten.
I agree 💯
@@susie_q1Yup. His father was imprisoned.
dont let ivanka and jared off the hook
$2.5 billion from the Saudis ensures we will NOT forget about them.
Well Jared got a large amount of money to invest so they're probably feeling pretty independent.
But I believe Ivanka was named in the civil lawsuit against the Trump org?
I find this whole thing fascinating. I am shocked that he is still there in the circle. My goodness. Wow and he is showing up without Ivanka. These people are sick and interesting at the same time.
Secret documents sold to Saudi Arabia for just 2 billion dollars, the Art of the Deal
They know Don is going to jail and don't want to be part of it.
Now all those people trapped in a room having to listen to the great pumpkin know how America felt for four years.
Idiotic comment
They voluntarily stepped in there to begin with - accept the punishment...
Omg.....that was hilarious!!! First time I'm hearing someone call him, "The Great Pumpkin"!!!! The truth is sometimes funnier than fiction!!! I just wish someone could find a cork big enough for his hole. No one loves to hear the sound of his own voice more than him.
That's unfair. To the Great Pumpkin. Blasphemous.
They were trying to leave... his security wouldn't let them... 🎃 👈🤣
Jimmy's solo campaign against Mike Lindelll is always good to watch!
I am really questioning Georgia's school system. Their brightest stars are Hershel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Green. Jeez!
She graduated from U of Ga. If you have kids who have had a hard time getting into college, there you go!
And here I thought another state held that title - I won’t mention the place as I know too many there and they know me!
MTG and Herschel Walker should team up. They can bill themselves as "Dumberer and Dumbererest" 😂
🎯
I am not at all surprised that he had to ask "what's a quick trial?". All he knows is "delay, delay, delay & hope it goes away!"
Right! What a pathetic, sad little ConMan. Can’t win so delay, delay. I also think he holds the record for the most lawsuits by one person. Now that’s the only thing that he has ever done that’s historical in 🇺🇸.
Thanks Jimmy for all your great humour
Trumpet and Mike deserve each other 🤣🤣🤣
Something has to be wrong with the water in Georgia. The fact that this is gone to a runoff, and there's still a chance Herschel Walker could be the senator, is disturbing. Even more disturbing that Marjorie Taylor Greene was re-elected.
Lead
We need more Herschel Walker family values here in America!
I found a no hate in the community coloring book for kids, and I told my friend bring the to georgia and see what happens.
Equally disturbing methinks 🙏
Terrifying
When people began to leave during Don the Cons speech, they wouldn't allow others to leave because they didn't want the crowd to look so small.😂😂😂😂😂
Hotel Maralago, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!😱
Add kidnapping to the list of violations and assorted felonies.
So you’re saying they held people against their will? False imprisonment is your accusation? They should file police reports.
Fragile ego of trump must be protected at all times, by not letting people leave you have potentially created people who may choose to not vote in 2024. The GOP has turned a lot of republicans to not voting for GOP Candidates over the past few years, 2024 is looking further out reach for the GOP to win. If the congress gets nothing done for the people when they hold the majority in that house then people are going to turn away from the GOP in bigger numbers.
If you ever notice, they usually don't pan-out the cameras very far. Somehow Trump is able to make this happen. Normally, all you see on-camera is Trump, and a narrow shot of the front few rows.
Jarod and Ivanka don’t want a Spotlight on them. They have about 2 BILLION reasons!
The shade being thrown in that New York Post column is next level.
Florida man!
Especially since the Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch, whose cheerleading on Fox was one of the main reasons that thing infested the White House in the first place.
Although we are still heading into more dark days thanks for the comic relief. It's seriously the only way I can hear the latest updates 😎
and the dumpster-trumpster is no match for the kimmel!
MTG - "real stupid, real crazy." No truer words have ever been uttered!
Omg MGT never ceases to amaze me. I mean, she perfectly personifies what is wrong with this country.
She’s an absolute embarrassment of a human being.
Yep exactly and Marge and her kind are still going to be in Congress, that's just one of the reasons why my wife and I recently bought a small house in the mountains of Costa Rica. Plan to be living there full-time before the 2024 elections because life's too short to go through that kind of insanity again
Mostly it says the voters of her district are as stupid as she is.
She got re-elected so someone likes her!
I'd have thought a burning library would symbolise it better.. given that half the eligible voters aren't capable of critical thinking..
That last bit with Pink was amazing! She has such a strong and lovely voice.
She could sing the phone book and it would sound amazing.
Yes. That's hard to do and she so nailed it!
Don't let me get me. Still one of my favourites. Amazing voice. Thought she was going to be bigger than she ended up, but a nice career - seemingly done her own way.
... and she is H O T !!!
She does a great rendition of "White Rabbit."
Pink is a very genuine person. Years ago my uncle drove her equipment around the country for her concerts. She treated him like he was her family and spent time with his family at his house.
If there has ever been a time to pray, I would say it's now. Jesus is good with miracles and in Nov we will need a big one. Please Jesus send Trump to Satan. In November......or sooner if you want..😜😜
The fact that I had the video playing listening without watching and couldn’t tell that he kicked to a video of the REAL Mike Lindell is CRAZY.
Literally I yelled "wtf are you talking about" when MTG talked about taxes in the ice age! Did she really say this? I can't believe she said that!
Yeah she did say it I remember that it was on Rachel Meadows and she was like okay girl you support Ted Cruz getting the f*** out of there and saving his own a$$ idiot moron waste of a human being a couple of people dying that day in case she f**** forgotten 😎🤔🤦
She talked about it during the movie Ice Age…she misspoke as usual 😂😂😂😂
For Madcow Traitor Greed stupid goes all the way to the bone!!
Every time she opens her mouth, stupid comes out. How did she get elected? That's a real OMG!
MTG should never get elected again! She’s unfit
Mine mine. We gonna get 4 more years of uncontrollable laughter.
Does MTG want to ban circumcision as well? That is truly something to consider.
“There use to be rocks….but Mike smoked them all”😂🤣😅
In another country he would be jailed or exiled, but Americans somehow think their system isn't corrupt.
We know how corrupt it is, but average citizens feel powerless. It takes money and who you know to fight it. 🤥
Jailed for what exactly though?
@@deadshot8077 well, idk… probably for inciting an insurrection? maybe because he tried to have criminals to hang his Vice President and other lawmakers when they were certifying legitimate election results?
@@ripp3ifyy that tune is getting old. Nobody at the enquiry showed any evidence of him telling the crowd to do anything other than protest, which is their democratic right.
In another country he'd already have been executed.
"There used to be rocks but mike smoked them all" 🤣 that was a good burn LOL
I love P!NK!!!! She's such a great sport! Her voice is just great!!! 🥰💓
When MTG speaks my brain asks for a vacation.
Trump needs a speedy trial.
And execution!
Yes he do!🤣🤣
Needs to be behind bars.
Which is why they need to hurry up and BOOK him 🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn't mind if he had a "quick trial".
Now I am convinced there are rocks and knives in the pillows.
funniest marjorie taylor greenn takedown ever!
Can we appreciate Pink's beautiful vocal talent. And she has aged so gracefully 🥰🥰🥰
Absolutely amazing 💯
Absolutely correct!! She is so underappreciated in America yet globally, she is one of the biggest touring stars there is consistently selling out arenas.
Pink's talent is truly underrated.
I think she's kind of hot!
Hell no, she’s a tyrant
Love it! Keep it coming Jimmy! 🤣👌✨🙌
The wall required about 50 roads to be built through an otherwise relatively impenetrable desert. So now you can drive to the border and break out the ladder.
Been there, seen it....????? Does he realize the lines we assisn to borders aren't real? I could not BELIEVE the crazy angles and...the big wall in the middle of an unoccupied desert. It....looks wrong, and it feels wrong. It's a ridiculous archeological/geological monstrosity. And WE paid for that. We could be building housing for our veterens, for instance. Or making sure we all have food. I feel we should argue about the BUDGETING of our money. A word they don't seem to understand. I think it starts Food, shelter, transportation....and THEN other things.
I want to go to a Trump rally and just keep yelling "that makes no sense!" 🤣🤣 It hurts my brain when Marjorie Speaks.🧠🤯
It hurts my head too!
They would beat you up for that.
Toast is well, toast! What an idiot. There is something wrong with toast.
Those blonde roots go deep
@@toast4975 to idol worshipping no thinkers
I gotta give it to Pink. She realized how crazy those lyrics were and still kept going!
The irony. The audience claps at same day sentencing.
"Speaking of Margerie Taylor Green, Men's fertility is at an all time low" lmao almost died
great monologue about the situation in the USA and PINK added to the a levity of the night 😂
Marjorie Taylor Green looks like Hulk Hogan's transition went wrong.
Omg that is who she looks like 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
I get a "missing link" kinda vibe from it.
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She looks like Joe Camel in drag....
Wow...that Greene ad should have been made during her campaign!! It is too funny!!😂😂😂
Don't worry, the Lincoln Project did!
I love how Jimmy keeps jabbing him with the wildest nicknames without missing a beat.
The simple fact that this thing is able to run again. Says a lot about America.
Thanks Pink for your performance 👏👍😄 You're awesome 💐
Please save us from these monsters like Hershal
Say other Monsters.
Oh my God! A man of principle!
Who are the people that show up for his rallies?!? 🤣🤣🤣
@Elmer Fudge Good Eye DIYgfys youtube tied channel Haha, democrats love politically tainted "justice". Durrrh.
He can't even put a sentence together!
Pink is a legend...great talent, great vocals, great charm, sooo likeable.
Loved: "sooo likable"
Great honesty
A seasoned professional, NO Doubt. She so nailed it. I can see why she was so nervous, but what a job she did!
Pink is in my top five
I have never heard a song by pink (that I know of) but she sounded amazing here. It was great to hear an artist that can perform live without all the studio effects.
She’s not only a phenomenal singer ... but also possessed of a great sense of humor .... BRAVO
Pink can sing anything and it sounds amazing.
OMG 😂 he said he's gone decades without a war 😂 and then got the nerve to back away from the podium trying to look like he's not stupid 😂 and the crowd still cheered, I can't!!
Listening to this and laughing my head off in the office 🤣😂😅
OMG, that's so funny 🤣!!!
Except for its terrifyingly threatening to us all.🤯
You made me laugh, I can picture your face when he said it. We in Australia have a lot of news on Trump and he is thick as, surely people there can hear that.
He meant he has bonespurs for decades but he's been a coward for over half a century.
Not just a decade.. but decades, decades, decades
MTG calling it a Peach Tree dish really caught me off guard the first time I heard her say it. I was hoping it would make the reel. Y'all did NOT disappoint :D
Did they have the "jewish space lasers" in there? I thought I missed it.
Holy pink rocked that!
Gaspacho smells so fragrantly in a peach tree dish.
@@carinaekstrom1 😂😂😂
Gazpacho police.
Jewish space lazers.
Yeah. She's brilliant....
The 4 years felt like decades is fuckin spot on
trump's termed out after 8 yrs of him thinking he's president. BEST PUNCHLINE ever lol
I'm for a quick trial, let's test T.Rump
“Florida man makes announcement”
🤣😂🤣on boy! I can’t take it 😂😂
Thought he was from New York. 🤷♀️
It is not funny. He is a criminal conman grifter insurrectionest and dangerous to our country.
@@jessieb7290 yes but he lives in FL now most of the time.
@@gailschannels No doubt, agreed with all of that. What’s funny was they didn’t even use his name. “A Florida man” 😂. That’s an insult.
This is most running that Trump has ever done in his life!
Biden doesn't even know where he is. He represents you people perfectly, clueless. Democrats are mostly people who are either stupid, immigrants, or just clueless.
Lol,Lol, hope he runs into a prison cell
In more ways than one
We are talking McDonalds right?
Good line but you used it before. Try another one.
The worst part is that MTG DOES represent a huge part of the American population. She is absolutely representative of an ignorant, unthinking, scarily numerous amount of people.
If MTG is classed as sane, then I don't wanna be.
Marjorie, Trump, and Mike Lindell... 3 people who have proven that evolution has mutated once again.
Sounds like that should be followed by "... walk into a bar... " 😜😆
Regressed....
You forgot Herschel
Plain to see their parents never practiced birth control and America is paying the price for that.
Wow after all these years so cool to see Pink hits those high notes like so perfectly. You rock. 🥳
"He is chatting with his own words" perfectly describes Trump's rambling.
man Jimmy Kimmel is awesome! Best wishes from Germany
People will forever look back and recognize this as the moment that MTG signed her career's death warrant.
I think that every time she opens her mouth. So, obviously not the case. I think she could say you are all complete idiots for even listening to me. They would still back her. Same with trump. I CAN"T wrap my mind about it. I don't think it matters what they say period!
She's a freak from the get go. You must be part of the cult!
Let’s hope so.
Let's hope so.
@@donquixote8092 lol, I did not see your comment when I posted the exact same thing.
It's worth saying a 3rd time...let's hope this idiot is ruined politically after continually endorsing and praising that other idiot. They are strangely meant for each other.
America is sick and tired of Don the Con.
Trump is God
@@toast4975 God of what? Stupidity? In Greek mythology Hesperides is the God of Oranges. Maybe thats what you are referring to?
@@WestShoreMan your mom
Is this show getting better or it just took me some time to appreciate it? That was good!
The only thing that made the Trump years bearable was Colbert, Jimmy, and Jimmy.
Hope Donald picks Klan Mom as his running mate because he would definitely lose. Just like when McCain chose Palin way back when, you just can't take her seriously.
Waaaaaa boo hoo
I agree and I also think we would get some amazing sound bites from a campaign with them as running mates. 🤣
Might as well. Just go on and complete the nightmare.
@@Chevrolet-71 Isn't it past your beddie-bye time? 👶🍼
Oh stop bellyaching. LOL
"There used to be rocks, but Mike smoked them all!" Oh SNAP! 😂🤣💀
Agree and don't forget to "Pillow" use promo code L77. LOL
That was hilarious!!!! 💗💗Pink💗💗
Pink was amazing. what a star.
Wow. In all the times that I've made fun of Trump I never noticed the "conversation with himself" thing. But it is spot on. That's EXACTLY what he's doing.
"YELLephant ,in da RooM,!"even funnier than my ",t RUMP,jab "from a CANADIAN 🇨🇦❣howdy, neighbour😂❤
Halfway through I thought my head was gonna to explode and that it was Groundhog Day!! WTF is up with Hershel back at it again?? Noooooooo, I don't wanna do the time warp AGAIN!!🤯🤯
Pink just demonstrated that she has actual musical skills and the unsung hero is actually the piano player
Pianist!
Growing up with Pink, its been amazing to see her growth and keep going cause she LOVES the music. Not very many Musical Artists last over decades.
Actually actual.
@@SpiffEatWorld you beat me to it. I was going to say, “who, the pianist?”. 😅
She has always had actual musical skills.
“By the end of the day, let Justice be done.”
I’m for it.
What did Trump say espionage and treason should be punished by again?
So it begins
Laughing 😆 Jimmy cracks me up!!
Florida Man yells at bored crowd
'I went decades without a war...' OMG TxxXXx is so weird, he's such an oddball! 😂🤣
Well, that Pink. What a set of pipes...and a great sense of humor. A welcome respite from the politics.
Pumpkin head flew over the cuckoo's nest...LOL...he's the poster child for what a Lunatic sounds like!
Thank you Jimmy‼️I always feel better after listening to you❤
MTG needs a competency eval.
Wish we had quick trials! JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED! That is what we have! Justice denied denied denied…….
Yeah right decades-old decades decades yeah right
With all that talent I don't know why she was nervous. Pink CRUSHED it.
Improvisation in front of an audience is terrifying.
But you are correct. Shes so talented, she crushed it with zero effort.
She killed it and she remembers moulin rouge that she did when Lil Kim Christina Aguilera Mya I had to look it up but yeah she definitely killed it😎💯🎚️
Yes, what a great voice. Hard to keep a straight face and sing like that.
Seriously - I was blown away. And to sing while laughing on top of it!! hilarious
She's awesome. I love her voice!!!
Hercshel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Greene "The Dream Team!"
She could git Walker pregnant
Nightmare
Pure gold.
savage... good job writers
Gazpacho police!!! Omg, hysterical. I loved that "ad" for MTG, it should seriously be aired on TV in her state! 😆
I'm not sure her state would know that it's a soup lol
Finally let Justice be done in a day for him.
Pink is sooo talented and gorgeous 😍
Thank you Pink for your great singing
I love that Pink had certain lines she wouldn't cross. Lol. 😂
But what a set of pipes! She looked and sounded fantastic!
Omg she was Amazing!! Great sense of humor 👏 Well done Pink!!
She sounds better than ever, though.
She's amazing.
A) Pink looks amazing in that dress B) Her voice is unreal C) That was fun!
It was gorgeous and classy. It reminds me of Dorothy's ruby slippers.