This Video is The HARDEST I'VE EVER LAUGHED On This Game
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ย. 2022
- Blarg, Soup, Swagger, Dooo, and Mcnasty discuss crabs for 45 minutes
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1 like = 1 crab found
I’m crab 🦀
IM MENTALLY IMPAIRED
1 crab found officially
1 reply = 1 crab consumed
Lets find all the 11 billion snow crabs
I never thought I'd cry laughing at almost 40 minutes of nothing but crab jokes but here I am
The last time I cried laughing was when Smii7y hopped out of that Tesla in GTA V.
This was like that moment but if the video not only didn't end, but continued for 25 minutes and somehow *ramped up*
The closest thing I can compare this to is Big Iron with AI generated images - something that literally couldn't exist at any point of time other than right now.
@@phenomanII yes I remember rat
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Dude I was watching this at work and had to keep pausing so I wouldnt laugh out loud and be looked at😂 I had tears running down my cheeks
I was in pain laughing at this cause I was in a library. I had to hold it in or people would put me in an asylum.
if this is them sober i wanna see 40 straight minutes of drunk crab talk
One like away from 69
Imagine if all of them take DMT instead before talking about crabs for like 2 hours
@@deeznuts9886I wanna see them smoke weed and then laugh their ass off at the crab bullshit
Swaggersouls is most likely baked af during this 🤣
@@Egg_Wallaceuhh Swaggersouls is for sure high af listen to him and his laugh dude
This crab conversation was one of the funniest bits ever. How, can one simple statement make for 2-3 hours of content?
idk but i definetly want to see the full session
4:59
I don't think anyone could have predicted the impact this would have on an entire 40min video lmao
Fr I had no idea this is what he meant
I thought they were gonna be making crab jokes for like 2 minutes….. ohhh was I wrong
Just wait until it gets brought up on the podcast
@@KVGKQuake crab cast
A single question brought this recording session to its knees
This session is way too chaotic. I love it. Every perspective I have watched brings the same feeling of spiraling down
*too
@@histranger7988 *2
*Two
Except dooo
@@joelbaker8103 11 billion***
4:57 is when it all begins. There’s like over a solid 30mins of crab and breaking bad jokes.
What a blessing
I haven't laughed this hard in months. Who knew talking about crabs for 3 hours suddenly followed by a 150Db train would literally make me collapse from laughter.
The most disappointing part is the train horn isn't even in Swagger's video. Honestly my favorite part of the whole session.
43 minutes of blarg is a absolute blessing
Praise Allah for this my dawg
I didn’t even realise it was that long. Gad damn!
I’m not sleeping for awhile now. 😂
an* but yes, this was a pleasant surprise
Had you put "40 minutes" of blarg, I know there'd be some fool like "actually it's 43 minutes"
I didn't notice it was 43 minutes until you said it😂
Blarg is getting closer and closer to that 1 mil. It's going to be a grand day once he hits it. The most deserving of them all.
He’ll hit 1 mil when he finds all the 11 billion crabs
I have never watched a youtuber that deserves 1 mil more than Blarg
That best of 1 Million is going to break TH-cam.
it's going to be a crab day.
Maybe he’ll do a face reveal
At this point hearing “11 billion crabs” has the same effect on me as “Fortunate Son” had on my grandpa.
40:52 This part had me dying along with soup
Seen this video from 3 different POVs and I still cry every time
My favorite is doo's perspective
@@cakeandmilk4526 yeah what dooo and soup did with the family guy crab bit was funny asf since they had different parts added
Facts, Doos is probably the best 😂😂😂
I love how swagger just sounds drunk 24/7
I’m pretty sure he’s stoned
@@christianolivarez9049 felt that one lol
@@christianolivarez9049 rarely ever hear him sober
He's always high, that's kinda his personality
He sounds like he's forcing his voice lately imo. I'm probably wrong, but it just seems "off" compared to how it used to sound. Granted it's been a long time since I heard him so I could be misremembering.
43 minutes…43 minutes of pure crab filled, gut busting humor. Top tier
Every time I come back to cry laugh, 37:11 is what demolishes my depression into gasping for air. Fucking incredible Swagger
I honestly want to know who played the train horn sound. I'd guess Swagger, but I don't know.
@Erik The Red it's not in his video
@@Whiteythereaper
Yeah, I was disappointed. There were a lot of funny parts of that session, but the train horn is my favorite. It is one of my all time favorite Goons moments.
25:40 I finally found the point where this somehow became the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
*CRABBY*
If you're not laughing by the time 28:10 hits, you not human.
@@phenomanII I'm a furry, can i still laugh?
@@furrygaesex meh sure. you do you (no crimes tho)
@@LanaJustBecause I will commit gay crimes, that's for sure
@@furrygaesex
I mean, nothin's stopping ya.
“You hear a billion crabs went missing?”
Famous last words
as a Alaskan i find this message from soup pretty accurate about Alaskas crab disappearance
if somebody stole 11 billion crabs they would make $30800000000
I heard matt starting about those missing crabs and i immeadiatly knew this was gonna be a good video
You can never go wrong with crab jokes
11 billion crab jokes
i saw the tweets like two days before watching this the first time lmao
I physically cringe at the level of stupidity to not realize A. Theyre wild crabs and B. "Missing" means poached
@@jeremiahfyan cool story bro, didn’t ask
@@heisgabetorres cool reply bro, never @'d you.
Get the sandy vag outta here
Driving through Texas every day and seeing a buccee’s gas station makes me think that if there was ever to be a post apocalyptic world there would be an entire faction that worships a damn beaver
Beaver damn
@@lucasbonnett5780 See burger? Dam.
I love that beaver
I seen that meme.
@@phenomanII Dam that's an old reference. What video was it? I can't remember.
This reminds me of the old bappo clips. I genuinely laughed so hard from this video I had to step away from my work. Can’t wait for him to hit 1 mil. Definitely deserved.
Don't take a shot every time they bring up crabs, you'll be dead before the end of the video
43 minutes of CS:GO is something I haven’t seen for years. All love matt, close to 1 mill
That’s wasn’t cs go. It was crab
@@andrew9771 Everything is crab
@@ToastiestWaffle then how did we lose track of so many?
37:41 I began chocking I laughed so hard.
I thought the dramatic shock noise was funny but then the train horn caught me off guard so hard.
It’s been a long ass time since I cried from laughing. Blarg’s laugh is contagious too 😂❤ great video!
i love ever angle of this session
thats easily 2 hours of me laughing at crab jokes
some might argue im easily amused, but i would argue this session was pure art and it elevated my mind and made me better as a person.
Most undercrabbed comment
39:00 can we appreciate how good that bit was lmao
17:22 broke me. I’m trying to do homework and I started crying laughing 😂
I wheeze laughed for the first time in over 12 years at this video. Best time I’ve had watching a video ever. Good job blarg
Imma be honest, I had to watch this video twice, cause I passed out in the middle laughing so hard I couldn't breath.
This video is radiating so much chaos. 43 minutes talking about crabs, I love it!
Blarg deserves at least 1.5 mil just by the content he creates
Specifically 1.5 million?
I love this so much I haven’t laughed this much in a while, saddening that all it’s about is crabs and I laughed my butt off 😂😂😂
The robotic-like AI voice you heard near the end is actually partially a voice changer called Voicemod. And yes, their newest beta voices allow you to literally change your voice instead of merely adding effects like voice changers usually do.
I laughed so much at this that I am genuinely worried for my mental health
Oh mine is fucked and I laughed probably just as much. Make of that what you will
This is either the best video you've ever uploaded or I lost all my brain cells watching this and can't contemplate anything anymore
why not both?
It's really a talent to make so much quality content just about crabs 🦀
The slow descent into insanity in this video is what makes it so amazing. Best video to date
42:35 definitely my favorite part😂
Blarg you beautiful man giving us a 43 minute video. GET THIS MAN TO 1 MIL NOW!
It was 11 months ago, that 11 billions crabs were lost
I really just sat here and watched a whole 40 minute video of crab jokes, it's actually impressive you've kept me here for this long and I love it🤣
A 40 minutes Blarg video??? Christmas has came early
U spoke the truth
This has got to be the most they ever have stretched out a joke 😂😂 Damn Crabs
I have not laughed this hard out loud by myself in a long time this is absolutely gotta be illegal
I can't believe that I've watched this complete video more than once and still buckled over every joke
This video has inspired me to crab life by the claws, thank you Blarg.
This is probably one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time hahaha
I watch this video so many times, and every single time it feels like a secondhand fever dream
25:50 just a bunch of crabs eating corn and laying eggs
Thoughts and prayers 🙏 go out to all the Alaskans affected by the disappearance of those 11 billion crabs.
Blarg and Soups versions of the Billion Crabs arc are my favorites.
This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time lmao just dragging on and on.
Videos like this are the best to watch while high af. You got no idea what's going on, all you know is that it's funny lol
i haven't laughed so hard in a while. i fucking love braindead conversations. shit had me rolling XD
it's been a long ass time since I've been in pain from laughter, so ty for that. Thoughts and prayers out to those 11 billion crabs
The last ten or so minutes of whatever the fuck I let penetrate my listening wells, was sooooo scuffed I still couldn’t help but die of laughter. Where am I
I love the longer videos makes my day go faster thanks
I’ve never gotten such a headache from laughing at crab jokes before.
so close to a million!! so good to see blarg succeeding
He better hit it by December 31st 2022.
If only the 11 billion crabs could subscribe
sessions like this where y'all devolve into the most bullsht conversations are my FAVORITE its so fcking funny
also WOO so close to 1mil already 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
ive never wanted a full unedited session for anything more in my life
There were parts i was afraid i would pass away from lack of air after laughing so hard
The mistake I made while trying to fall asleep to this. I couldn’t stop laughing
this was the video to make me laugh during class out loud I regret nothing 😂
easily the hardest i have laugh for that long in a long time. I still have tears in my eyes lol
Can’t wait for this saga of the 11 billion crabs
I’ve never cried and laughed so hard 😂
Genuinely might be one of my favourite videos, it just devolved into chaos about crabs
I actually had my eye tear up, holy shit dude. It has been a hot minute since i laughed that hard.
This was easily one of the best vids you've put out. Please more 11 billion crustacean content.
As soon as Blarg said that people are going to evolve into crabs, I started chanting "Crab people" from South Park
This video makes me laugh every time I re-watch it. 😂😂😂 thank you for the 11billion crabs topic. 🎉my favourite video on the internet 😂
This is far better than any normal content tbh
Love your content !
Best TH-camr
I'm instantly confused.
I don't know what to say.
This went to one of my shortest playlists.
😂
The banter flowed like a crab with floatees getting carried away by the waves from the Alaskan shores
I frequently come back to all the perspectives of this video. By far the best thing y'all have ever posted
So this is blargs side of the story for the crab incident… Worth it lol 😂
well the average human body is worth about $840k and 2977 people died during the 911 attacks that would be around $2.5 billion for that and with 11 billion crabs with the average price being around $25 then that would equal to about $275 billion. 11 billion crabs going missing would be equal in the cost of all the lives lost during 911 110 times. Your welcome
Noted
First measuring in Holocausts, now 9/11s, we got some wild metrics lately
that was genuinely one of the funniest videos I've seen
I've watched this 4 or 5 times and it still makes me laugh
The word crab has lost all meaning.
I like how they are trash talking them in the game chat yet they are just laughing their ass off about crab jokes
I think I’ve watched this at least 10 times high. It never gets less funny
I’ve been waiting for this footage 😂
unironically my favourite video, I come back every so often.
Hands down, one of your best videos you've posted
It's funny because I laughed more at the crab talk in this video than I have laughed at all of the other content on this channel put together
After seeing this bit like 10 times, I have never gone this far into the depths of crab, this is a literal episode of the twilight zone
I’ve never need an ad break so badly before. I couldn’t breath
I come back and watch this video whenever I need some deep laughter in my life. By far one of the stupidest, yet funniest, videos every produced
I subbed, this video was absolutely funny for the dumbest reasons and I love it !!!
this is probabaly the funniest session ive seen so far
I...can't....stop....laughing xD
I have tears in my eyes lol
A bunch of stuff does infact keep on evolving into crab.
Crab is lord.
I’ve watched this bit 3 times now and it gets better each time
One of the best videos of all time 😂 crabs down